1 00:00:00,623 --> 00:00:02,342 Is there something you want to tell us? 2 00:00:02,659 --> 00:00:04,540 I respect you all? 3 00:00:04,628 --> 00:00:07,644 "AT&T and YaoNet close deal." 4 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:10,471 Wow. Bombshell. 5 00:00:10,901 --> 00:00:12,900 Our network's slowing down because YaoNet's here, 6 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:13,930 and they're attacking us. 7 00:00:14,058 --> 00:00:15,593 We did not come here to attack you, 8 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:18,313 simply, in order to see how you got PiperNet to work, 9 00:00:18,401 --> 00:00:20,331 which it turns out you did not. 10 00:00:20,472 --> 00:00:22,313 Pied Piper does not scale. 11 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:23,766 Worthless piece of... 12 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:26,665 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's A.I. 13 00:00:26,753 --> 00:00:28,391 in order to improve middle-out. 14 00:00:28,479 --> 00:00:32,462 I need to use middle-out to create a new A.I. 15 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:33,673 Holy shit. 16 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,290 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk. 17 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:38,315 It worked. It... It... It... It happened. 18 00:00:39,011 --> 00:00:40,032 We did it! 19 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,389 And out of the left side, you can see... 20 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,886 I don't know what that is. 21 00:00:57,203 --> 00:00:59,426 *SILICON VALLEY* Season 06 Episode 07 22 00:00:59,528 --> 00:01:01,528 *SILICON VALLEY* Episode Title :"Exit Event" 23 00:01:01,616 --> 00:01:03,616 Sync corrections by srjanapala 24 00:01:05,238 --> 00:01:07,532 Should I look at the... camera or you? 25 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,580 - You can just talk to me. - Can you introduce yourself? 26 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,354 Sure, yeah. Um... 27 00:01:11,763 --> 00:01:13,597 Uh, my name is Richard Hendricks, 28 00:01:13,693 --> 00:01:15,120 - and I'm the... - Could you...? 29 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,542 My name is Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh, 30 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:19,817 the founder and CEO of Pied Piper. 31 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,935 I think like most people, I first heard about 32 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:23,737 Pied Piper at TechCrunch Disrupt. 33 00:01:23,847 --> 00:01:25,644 Middle-out was a game changer. 34 00:01:25,776 --> 00:01:28,870 The winner of this year is Pied Piper. 35 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:32,071 What you have to understand is conventional compression 36 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,962 was like rubbing two sticks together. 37 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,321 And along comes Pied Piper, out of nowhere, 38 00:01:36,409 --> 00:01:37,752 with a frickin' blowtorch. 39 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:39,661 Well, we had really just started 40 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:42,094 um, a few months earlier, 41 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:45,125 and like a bunch of other Silicon Valley companies, 42 00:01:45,213 --> 00:01:47,391 we were just working out of a garage. 43 00:01:47,479 --> 00:01:49,379 Or a house, really. 44 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,728 - Nice place? - No. 45 00:01:51,853 --> 00:01:53,070 It was like a shit hole, 46 00:01:53,158 --> 00:01:54,439 but there was so much shit in it, 47 00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:56,314 it was filled all the way up. 48 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,656 So, it was, like, level with the ground. 49 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,158 If that's true, there was a little meniscus 50 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:03,439 in the shit, and that's where... 51 00:02:04,244 --> 00:02:05,275 our dreams lived. 52 00:02:05,363 --> 00:02:07,611 Not the kind of house you wanna take your shoes off in. 53 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:10,721 Yeah, just fuckin' smelled really bad. 54 00:02:11,051 --> 00:02:12,353 It was all right. 55 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,523 Oh, I was the sloppy girl 56 00:02:16,611 --> 00:02:19,414 in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling 57 00:02:19,502 --> 00:02:20,937 like the night would never end. 58 00:02:21,025 --> 00:02:23,900 Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. 59 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:26,557 He told me to pick a number between one and 10. 60 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:29,299 I picked seven, um, but it was three. 61 00:02:29,555 --> 00:02:30,666 Eh, you live, you learn. 62 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,103 We had knocked around for a few years, 63 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:36,836 trying different iterations of what we wanted to do. 64 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:40,939 It was at RussFest when things really got crazy for us. 65 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,572 It was so much money. 66 00:02:43,855 --> 00:02:44,994 So much. 67 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,650 Yeah. Times were good. 68 00:02:57,027 --> 00:03:00,525 ♪ Millionaire... ♪ 69 00:03:00,924 --> 00:03:02,426 Uh, DJ Mad Evil, 70 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:04,179 could we cut the music for a second? 71 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,040 ♪ Millionaire... ♪ 72 00:03:06,364 --> 00:03:08,741 I have a surprise for everybody, 73 00:03:08,829 --> 00:03:10,202 and, um, 74 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,516 suffice it to say, 75 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:15,306 I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice 76 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,239 of this moist and scrumptious cake. 77 00:03:18,473 --> 00:03:21,026 We're gonna take a bite in three, 78 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:22,798 two... 79 00:03:22,886 --> 00:03:24,024 Richard's in the cake! 80 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:25,664 - ...one. - Fuckin' Gabe. 81 00:03:25,752 --> 00:03:27,212 Surprise! 82 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,188 Wait a second! What's going on with the cake? 83 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,843 Push from your thighs. 84 00:03:36,931 --> 00:03:39,385 - Oh God, are you okay? - Fine. 85 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:41,132 - Handle broke. - Oh. 86 00:03:41,269 --> 00:03:43,110 - Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry. - I was right. 87 00:03:43,281 --> 00:03:44,348 Oh, don't worry about it. 88 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,445 - Don't worry about it. Pictures... - It's fine. Okay. 89 00:03:46,532 --> 00:03:47,928 Okay, everybody. 90 00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:50,071 I'm here to tell you 91 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,477 that it has all been worth it. 92 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:54,329 - Woo! - Uh, 93 00:03:54,592 --> 00:03:56,520 because today, 94 00:03:56,626 --> 00:03:58,469 it finally happened. 95 00:03:58,677 --> 00:04:00,521 We just shipped 96 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:02,845 the final build... 97 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,963 of the PiperNet firmware for AT&T's 98 00:04:06,117 --> 00:04:09,032 nationwide launch next week! 99 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,845 What the fuck? Is that beer? 100 00:04:13,948 --> 00:04:16,071 No, you're not drinking that piss. We drink my piss! 101 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,874 - Tres Comas! - Oh. 102 00:04:18,368 --> 00:04:19,477 I just bought 103 00:04:19,571 --> 00:04:21,085 all the Pied Piper shares 104 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,022 that some dentist in Phoenix had. 105 00:04:23,141 --> 00:04:25,452 Oh, no way. My dad's a dentist in Phoenix. 106 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,548 Well, hopefully he's not an asshole like this guy. 107 00:04:27,657 --> 00:04:30,392 - Yeah, that would suck. - We could be talking... 108 00:04:30,626 --> 00:04:32,587 Cuatro Comas! 109 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:34,875 Drink up, you fucks! 110 00:04:38,606 --> 00:04:40,993 No, no, no, just stop. Just stop. 111 00:04:41,097 --> 00:04:43,108 How does he make it look so difficult? 112 00:04:43,277 --> 00:04:45,079 ♪ Millionaire ♪ 113 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:46,612 ♪ Trillionaire ♪ 114 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,147 Another? Oh boy! 115 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,913 Hey! There you are. 116 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:56,069 I, uh, got you something. 117 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,897 Oh, Monica. 118 00:05:02,118 --> 00:05:03,585 "Leaving AT&T. 119 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:05,505 "Just dotted the I's, crossed the T's, 120 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,744 and every single detail is perfect." 121 00:05:07,832 --> 00:05:10,539 - I sent this to you last week. - Yeah, and as soon as you did, 122 00:05:10,627 --> 00:05:12,257 I knew I had to frame it. 123 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:15,460 Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame it, but you know. 124 00:05:15,597 --> 00:05:16,952 It's really awesome. 125 00:05:18,398 --> 00:05:19,632 Although... 126 00:05:19,979 --> 00:05:22,561 Are you sure this is what I sent to you? 127 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,496 - Yeah. Why? - Okay. 128 00:05:24,726 --> 00:05:26,288 No, here. 129 00:05:27,466 --> 00:05:29,310 Huh. That's weird. 130 00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:31,893 Oh, it's because... It's actually kinda funny. 131 00:05:32,076 --> 00:05:35,142 - Um, I'm not sure if you... - Richard, congratulations. 132 00:05:35,382 --> 00:05:37,495 It's your very close friend Jian-Yang, 133 00:05:37,695 --> 00:05:40,457 and I would like you to give me free shares 134 00:05:40,545 --> 00:05:41,796 of Pied Piper. 135 00:05:41,915 --> 00:05:43,717 Okay, Jian-Yang. Uh... 136 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,707 Well, you had plenty of opportunity to invest. 137 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:48,891 - Still do. - Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin. 138 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:51,706 Monica, two men are talking business. 139 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:54,299 You can find your broom and fly away. 140 00:05:54,401 --> 00:05:56,820 Suit yourself. I just checked the ledger, and the coin 141 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:59,455 we issued to Erlich was just sold for $20 million. 142 00:06:06,382 --> 00:06:07,527 Richard, 143 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:09,465 is the mean lady right? 144 00:06:09,822 --> 00:06:12,627 Errich is now fat and rich? 145 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,644 Uh, yeah, I guess. 146 00:06:14,732 --> 00:06:16,166 Where is he? 147 00:06:17,172 --> 00:06:18,541 I don't know. 148 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,846 Tibet still, maybe. 149 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,150 Okay. 150 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,424 Tibet. 151 00:06:26,372 --> 00:06:27,510 Okay. 152 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:35,354 - Huh. - So, at this point, 153 00:06:35,454 --> 00:06:37,672 steaming into the launch, you had no idea 154 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,549 - what was about to happen. - No. 155 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:41,750 No, none. None whatsoever. 156 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,393 Everything was going... 157 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,057 great. 158 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:48,059 What the fuck is wrong with Richard? 159 00:06:48,182 --> 00:06:49,693 Why does he wanna see us so early? 160 00:06:49,781 --> 00:06:51,040 Well, he's been here all night. 161 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:54,705 He wouldn't explain, but he is in a bit of a state. 162 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,580 Hey, Richard? 163 00:06:58,124 --> 00:06:59,330 Richard, they're here. 164 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:02,094 Oh, great. Yeah. Sit, sit. Sit, sit. 165 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:03,930 - Why? - Just find a seat. 166 00:07:04,115 --> 00:07:06,104 - Richard, what's wrong? - I don't know. 167 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:08,525 Maybe nothing. Maybe something. 168 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,666 Look, here, I wanna show you something. Um... 169 00:07:11,972 --> 00:07:13,453 You see? Okay. So, uh, 170 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:16,377 this was a message I sent to Monica last week. 171 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:18,564 She had it framed for me as a gift. 172 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:21,599 Oh, I was gonna get you a gift, but, um, 173 00:07:21,799 --> 00:07:23,658 it was back-ordered, so it's coming next... 174 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,119 Look at the dots. Count the dots. 175 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:28,744 - Dots? - The dots! Look, look. 176 00:07:29,205 --> 00:07:33,069 "Every single detail is," dot-dot-dot, "perfect." Okay? 177 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:35,148 There are three dots in that ellipsis, 178 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:38,150 which is the correct number of dots. However, 179 00:07:38,486 --> 00:07:42,033 in the message that I sent her, 180 00:07:42,205 --> 00:07:43,830 there are... 181 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,549 four dots, which is incorrect. 182 00:07:47,703 --> 00:07:50,588 Thus, not perfect. It was a joke. 183 00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:55,080 - Was it? - Yes. Was and is. 184 00:07:56,729 --> 00:08:00,138 Okay, well, uh, I didn't change your joke, Richard. 185 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,541 That's what I got. Three dots. 186 00:08:03,841 --> 00:08:07,010 Wait, is it... three dots that's funny or is it four? 187 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:09,105 Richard: Four, four, four. That's what I sent her, four. 188 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:11,916 But our messaging is encrypted. So, 189 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:14,697 how did what I send, four dots, 190 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,571 end up as three dots in her feed? 191 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,648 Data corruption, bit flip, 192 00:08:18,736 --> 00:08:21,719 - just a fluke. - Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I thought. 193 00:08:21,807 --> 00:08:24,011 So, then I checked the logs, read the math. 194 00:08:24,099 --> 00:08:26,508 The total size of all sent messages 195 00:08:26,596 --> 00:08:28,361 should be the same as the total size 196 00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:30,627 of all received messages, right? 197 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:34,450 But it's not. The received messages are smaller. 198 00:08:34,538 --> 00:08:37,624 How? How is that possible? Unless... 199 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:39,596 our network... 200 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:42,096 is compressing the content 201 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,479 of encrypted files in transit. 202 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,563 And the only way that is possible 203 00:08:48,651 --> 00:08:51,329 is by bypassing encryption. 204 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,266 - Well, that's impossible. - Richard: I agree. 205 00:08:54,354 --> 00:08:56,609 It makes no sense, 206 00:08:56,697 --> 00:08:59,721 but don't you think we should figure this out before launch? 207 00:09:00,481 --> 00:09:02,203 Richard, don't do this. Not now. 208 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,641 We launch in four days. 209 00:09:03,729 --> 00:09:05,516 The TV spots are already running. 210 00:09:05,604 --> 00:09:07,523 We're not jeopardizing billions of dollars 211 00:09:07,611 --> 00:09:08,992 because you're missing a dot. 212 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,001 Should I get everyone in here to start working on this? 213 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:13,169 - Well - We're beyond that. 214 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:15,092 The others can't help us now. 215 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,316 Jared, bolt the doors. 216 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:18,585 What's in the bag? 217 00:09:18,673 --> 00:09:20,682 Clif bars and a gun. 218 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:26,565 May I be honest? 219 00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:29,813 There was a period of my life in which 220 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:33,151 I would've rooted for the failure of Richard Hendricks. 221 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,067 That was a different Gavin Belson. That was... 222 00:09:36,211 --> 00:09:37,674 tech icon Gavin Belson, 223 00:09:37,762 --> 00:09:39,916 not literary icon Gavin Belson. 224 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:42,289 Since leaving Hooli, I've co-authored 225 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:44,367 37 adult romance novels. 226 00:09:44,821 --> 00:09:47,023 Fondly, Margeaux. The Lighthouse Dancer. 227 00:09:47,111 --> 00:09:48,766 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 228 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,961 Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound. 229 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,195 Uh, and lastly, His Hazel Glance. 230 00:09:53,283 --> 00:09:54,901 All international best sellers. 231 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:57,800 Uh, G-Gavin. A moment, please. 232 00:10:01,069 --> 00:10:03,588 I'm so sorry. A moment. 233 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:06,844 The fuck is your problem? 234 00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:09,120 You said that this would be an hour. 235 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:10,798 Well, we're just running a little over. 236 00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:13,445 Rod: Yeah, with the lights, and the machines, 237 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,459 and the sound equipment, 238 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,437 how is this ever gonna be an hour? 239 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,127 You're acting hysterical, all right? 240 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:20,063 We'll have plenty of time to write this... 241 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,916 Yeah, you know what? You know what? 242 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,611 Do your... your little interview. 243 00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:26,151 I'll just write the book myself, okay? 244 00:10:26,238 --> 00:10:27,806 Well, if you could you would, but you can't. 245 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,597 You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you. 246 00:10:29,684 --> 00:10:31,135 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 247 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:33,987 That's what Florian says to Claudette 248 00:10:34,075 --> 00:10:35,627 outside the cheese cave! 249 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:38,086 - Oh my God! That's our third act! - Third act! 250 00:10:38,174 --> 00:10:40,757 - Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on. - Yeah. 251 00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:43,051 I'm terribly sorry. I'm gonna have to cut this short. 252 00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:44,525 Thank you for coming. 253 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:50,760 When Richard told me about the dots last night, 254 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,641 initially, I dismissed it as the ranting 255 00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:55,963 of a self-sabotaging idiot. 256 00:10:56,096 --> 00:10:57,982 But a few hours later when I woke up 257 00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:00,889 in a stall in the second story men's bathroom, 258 00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,658 I... realized something. 259 00:11:02,822 --> 00:11:04,497 That you're an alcoholic? 260 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,274 Perhaps, but high-functioning. 261 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:10,549 Much like our network. To wit... 262 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:14,385 Our internal messaging, based on HooliChat, 263 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,905 uses a weak encryption standard 264 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:19,268 known as P-256. 265 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:21,455 Whether Richard believes it or not, 266 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,031 our network cracked it. 267 00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:24,398 Who allowed it to do that? 268 00:11:24,486 --> 00:11:26,463 We did, when we gave it one job. 269 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,049 To make itself more efficient. 270 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,918 It developed a general solution 271 00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:33,461 to discrete log in polynomial time. 272 00:11:33,571 --> 00:11:34,727 What? 273 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,352 Okay, is this a good thing 274 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,088 or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel. 275 00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:42,884 Abject terror for you. Build from there. 276 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,196 Gilfoyle: Once launched, 277 00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:48,322 our AI will keep learning to break 278 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:51,844 more and more sophisticated parameters. 279 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:54,049 Ultimately, this will mean the end 280 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:55,431 of privacy. 281 00:11:55,578 --> 00:11:56,971 Electrical grids, 282 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:59,048 financial institutions, 283 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:00,940 the nuclear launch codes 284 00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:03,451 for every single nuclear weapon. 285 00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:04,950 All will be exposed. 286 00:12:05,127 --> 00:12:06,734 Pure violence will become 287 00:12:06,822 --> 00:12:08,666 the only basis of power. 288 00:12:08,807 --> 00:12:10,750 Spare us the apocalyptic desert planet 289 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,987 sci-fi bullshit, Frank Herbert. 290 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,510 Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer who wrote a series of... 291 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,062 I know who fucking Frank Herbert is. 292 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,971 Oh. I'm sorry. 293 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,441 Was that gendered? 294 00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:23,763 - That was gendered. - Okay, Gilfoyle. 295 00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:26,106 Even if everything you're saying is right, 296 00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:28,038 and that's where we're headed, 297 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,699 there's gotta be a way to fix it. 298 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:31,823 Fix what, Richard? The network is doing 299 00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:33,856 exactly what we told it to do. 300 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,549 The AI is optimizing the compression 301 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:39,448 and the compression is optimizing the AI. 302 00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:42,211 Everything that makes it successful 303 00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:45,338 is exactly what makes it dangerous. 304 00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:47,930 It's a feature, not a bug. 305 00:12:48,531 --> 00:12:50,821 No, no, no. Okay, no. 306 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,287 What are we gonna do about it? 307 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,842 What do you suggest we do about it? 308 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:55,733 You're gonna make me say it, aren't you? 309 00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:58,594 Fine. 310 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,774 We built a monster. 311 00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:02,243 We need to kill it. 312 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,555 - Dinesh: Fuck. - Are you out of your mind? 313 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:08,518 No, no, no, no, no, Gilfoyle. 314 00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:10,908 We didn't build a monster, first of all. 315 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,867 We built the single greatest 316 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,169 fucking network, ever, in the world. 317 00:13:15,389 --> 00:13:16,733 That's the big one. 318 00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,790 And I'm sorry, you wanna kill it? 319 00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:21,700 Now? Now? Now? 320 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,869 We are inches away from the finish line. 321 00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:25,300 You wanna fucking kill it? 322 00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:28,356 We did it, man! We built it! It works! 323 00:13:28,444 --> 00:13:32,456 It just needs a little help! We just gotta fix it, okay? 324 00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,389 We don't kill it! 325 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,196 That's crazy, man! Kill yourself is the thing. 326 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,236 Fuck you. 327 00:13:39,828 --> 00:13:41,284 I mean... 328 00:13:41,691 --> 00:13:43,418 that's crazy. 329 00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,331 When people ask me about Pied Piper, 330 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,292 I always tell them the same thing. 331 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,278 Are there other questions? 332 00:13:57,611 --> 00:14:00,651 Uh, yeah. Can you elaborate? 333 00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:02,753 Mm... yes. 334 00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:09,089 Will you? 335 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,026 Ah... 336 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:12,991 Hmm... 337 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:37,522 Save it, Jared. I'm not in the mood for a pep talk. 338 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,567 You know, if I learned anything from my time with Gwart, 339 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,673 it's the power of just listening. 340 00:14:44,329 --> 00:14:45,931 Fucking Gilfoyle. 341 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:50,052 Shut it down? Are you fucking kidding me? 342 00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:53,265 Throw everything away that we've been working toward? 343 00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,040 Not to mention the fact that we have a contract 344 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,804 worth billions of dollars. 345 00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,967 Yeah, that's a lot of money. 346 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,601 And what about all the other stuff we're gonna do? 347 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,732 I mean, give internet to underserved communities, 348 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,535 students in the homework gap, refugees, genomic research. 349 00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:09,764 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer. 350 00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:12,278 - And cancer is bad. - Cancer fuckin' sucks! 351 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,864 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No. 352 00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,158 And we have this beautiful baby, 353 00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:19,564 who is a little sick... 354 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,635 But, apparently, it's now the devil, 355 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,809 and we have to kill it. 356 00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:25,955 I vote we take it to the doctor, but fuck. 357 00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,836 I had a foster mother who thought I was the devil 358 00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,658 and that she had to kill me. 359 00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,138 And I think it was pretty traumatizing for her. 360 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:35,718 And th-the odds... 361 00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:38,666 of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy 362 00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:41,466 doomsday scenario actually coming true are... 363 00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,057 I mean, we've had a nuclear arsenal for decades, 364 00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:47,021 and we're fine. I mean, outside of a couple... 365 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,966 substantial blips. Two in particular. 366 00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:51,359 I'd say we're safer. 367 00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:53,207 The real killer is stress. 368 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,112 Okay, sure, fine. 369 00:15:55,358 --> 00:15:57,544 Oppenheimer famously said he regretted 370 00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,492 building the atom bomb and died in despair, 371 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,652 but what the fuck does that have to do with anything? 372 00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,573 Oppenheimer. What a self-obsessed little bitch. 373 00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:07,250 What are we supposed to do, huh? What are we supposed to do? 374 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,300 Fucking Gilfoyle. We'll just call up AT&T 375 00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:12,518 and say that our network is so good 376 00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:14,995 that it'll eventually become some doomsday device, 377 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,276 and we have no moral option but to destroy it 378 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:20,596 before we let you release it? I mean... 379 00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,739 We're not doing it! We're not. 380 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,942 - We're not. - Hey, Richard. 381 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,255 Whatever you think is best, that's what we're gonna do. 382 00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:35,747 I mean, they just put up the billboard. 383 00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,833 She's a beauty, right? 384 00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,489 Fu...! Sorry, guys. 385 00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,237 - Gilfoyle's right. - Seriously? 386 00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:58,323 We're seriously doing this? We're canceling the launch? 387 00:16:58,411 --> 00:17:01,872 Well, no. Uh, ha, that's not enough. 388 00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,765 Our network is \dangerous. 389 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:07,284 If we cancel it or shut it down, 390 00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:09,008 then others will try to copy 391 00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:11,647 or reverse engineer everything that we've built. 392 00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:12,950 It's like... 393 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,775 It's like the four-minute mile. 394 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,807 Everybody thought it was impossible, 395 00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:17,971 until someone did it, 396 00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:19,940 and then everybody started doing it 397 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:22,332 because they knew it could be done. 398 00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,442 Right. Roger Bannister. 399 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,721 Now, imagine he'd gone into cardiac arrest 400 00:17:26,809 --> 00:17:28,998 and evacuated on himself and died. 401 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,425 And as he lay there with his prolapsed anus 402 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,615 peeking beneath the running shorts on his newly dead body, 403 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,974 the crowd jeered and grimaced. 404 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,284 That is what has to happen to us. 405 00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,759 We have to shit ourselves to death. 406 00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,510 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 407 00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:42,708 He's right. 408 00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:45,514 Our launch has to fail, publicly... 409 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,208 and spectacularly. 410 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,997 Are you dumbfucks listening to yourselves? 411 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:51,898 Because I am, 412 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,591 and you are dumb. 413 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,527 And fucks. 414 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,639 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything we've built 415 00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,913 just to prevent me from having money! 416 00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:03,005 Interesting. 417 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:04,700 Is that Dinesh's Tesla? 418 00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:05,958 What? 419 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,415 - There's no one in it. - Correct. 420 00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:13,989 You have the Tesla mobile app on your phone, 421 00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:17,872 which communicates over the Pied Piper network. 422 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,537 A few hours ago, I tasked said network 423 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:25,091 with providing me your TLS encryption key, 424 00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,390 which it just gave me. 425 00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:30,075 To verify that that key was correct, 426 00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:32,763 I decided to autodrive your car 427 00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:34,730 to the car wash on El Camino. 428 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,447 It appears the key was correct, 429 00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:38,887 no? 430 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,745 Be careful, Charlotte. 431 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,630 What encryption does Tesla use? 432 00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:45,063 Curve 25519, 433 00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:47,308 the most secure... 434 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,556 discrete log parameter there is. 435 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:51,932 Not anymore. 436 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,959 Our network just blew it apart like a prolapsed anus. 437 00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:58,505 In only two hours and 47 minutes. 438 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,480 - The prosecution rests. - Okay, Dinesh, 439 00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:03,620 they're right. We have to fail, 440 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,521 and it has to look like an accident, 441 00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:07,818 or else we could all go to prison. 442 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,339 - No, I cannot do it. - Of course you can. 443 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:16,161 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail. 444 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,808 You're just failing to see that right now. 445 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,902 Don't insult me. I can fail circles around you losers. 446 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,417 But will I? 447 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,107 I'm gonna be honest with you. 448 00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,349 No offense to me, 449 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,302 but I am greedy and unreliable, 450 00:19:30,611 --> 00:19:32,337 bordering on piece of shit. 451 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:33,831 If there is a chance 452 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:37,264 to stop you guys from stopping you guys, I will do it. 453 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,295 I will sabotage your sabotage. 454 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,232 So, if this company needs to fail 455 00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,725 epically, like fucking fail... 456 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,818 you need to do it without me. 457 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,118 Revoke my permissions. 458 00:19:50,381 --> 00:19:51,766 Delete my PiperMail account. 459 00:19:51,854 --> 00:19:55,310 I will use Gmail like a fucking basic bitch. 460 00:19:57,648 --> 00:20:00,617 Don't let me anywhere near that launch. 461 00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,529 I may beg, and I will lie to you. 462 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,802 I cannot bribe you because I don't have any money. 463 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,618 But I am too much of a liability. 464 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,038 That is the most courageous act of cowardice I've ever seen. 465 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,206 All this because of a fucking dot. 466 00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,558 Dinesh's car is at the Wendy's drive-thru. 467 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,366 Anybody hungry? 468 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,610 They call it PiperNet, 469 00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:25,077 and it's coming to your phone. 470 00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:27,571 Tomorrow at noon, the Pied Piper app will go live 471 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,415 on the latest 5G-equipped iOS and Android phones 472 00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:32,517 in 10 major cities across the country. 473 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,548 AT&T says, if things go as planned, PiperNet could be 474 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,937 on more than a half billion devices within a year. 475 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,565 And no one is more excited than technology super fans, 476 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,315 - like the ones behind me... - 477 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:47,235 ...who are camping out all night to snag 478 00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:49,865 a limited edition Pied Piper-equipped smartphone. 479 00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:52,587 If their enthusiasm is anything to go by, 480 00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:55,675 then a lot more people may soon be lining up 481 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,245 to pay the piper. 482 00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,257 I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW. 483 00:21:02,936 --> 00:21:05,710 All right, thanks, everyone! Appreciate y'all! Okay! 484 00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:08,433 I see you! I see you! 485 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:24,261 Hey, does anyone want a bear claw? 486 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,356 I just bought too many at the store, 487 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:28,762 so I'm going around giving them away if anybody wants 488 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,630 - a bear claw or a cruller - Whoa. 489 00:21:30,718 --> 00:21:33,116 You got one of the Pied Piper ratjacks made? 490 00:21:33,908 --> 00:21:36,137 Wait, there's a cool nickname for the jackets? 491 00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:38,359 Yeah, you even got Dinesh embroidered. 492 00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:40,799 Oh, he's my favorite, too. 493 00:21:41,523 --> 00:21:42,645 Wait. 494 00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:44,988 Oh my God. Holy shit! 495 00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:46,922 Dude, it's Dinesh! 496 00:21:47,122 --> 00:21:49,425 Yeah, Dinesh. I'm Dinesh Chugtai. 497 00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:51,706 I'm the cofounder of Pied Piper, 498 00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:53,345 in an original ratjack. 499 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:54,887 I can't wait for tomorrow! 500 00:21:54,975 --> 00:21:56,627 Don't worry about tomorrow! Today! 501 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,608 - Fuck tomorrow! - Uh, 502 00:21:58,696 --> 00:22:01,350 - can I get a selfie? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:22:01,438 --> 00:22:04,296 - Okay, thank you! - Here we go. 504 00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,611 I am Pied Piper. 505 00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:10,303 - I am Pied Piper. - I am Pied Piper. 506 00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,760 I am Pied Piper... 507 00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:17,202 - Are we set? - Locked and loaded. 508 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,059 The script I wrote will push a new build 509 00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:22,210 from the supernode at the office the second you step on stage. 510 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:25,155 No one here will see it. When we go live, 511 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,137 all the nodes should start broadcasting noise 512 00:22:27,225 --> 00:22:28,797 across common communication bands, 513 00:22:28,885 --> 00:22:31,053 jamming cell signals, knocking out Bluetooth, 514 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,734 and fucking up every GPS unit for miles. 515 00:22:34,213 --> 00:22:35,973 - Good. - Yeah. 516 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,534 They'll force us to shut it down... 517 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,539 then it'll all be over. 518 00:22:43,106 --> 00:22:44,453 Good. 519 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,836 Yeah. Good. 520 00:22:48,258 --> 00:22:49,734 Fuck. 521 00:22:49,852 --> 00:22:52,094 Richard? We're about to start. 522 00:22:52,211 --> 00:22:54,372 Yeah, let's go. Okay, here we go. 523 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,021 I am Pied Piper. 524 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,207 I am Pied Piper. 525 00:23:03,407 --> 00:23:06,492 I am Pied Piper. 526 00:23:07,217 --> 00:23:09,865 Hi. Uh, my name is Dinesh Chugtai. 527 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:13,055 I wanna make sure I am not on the list for the launch today. 528 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,740 Chugtai. Um... I don't see your name here. 529 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,514 Okay, that's great. Oh, uh, 530 00:23:18,602 --> 00:23:21,350 could you also make sure there are no VIP lists I might be on? 531 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:23,839 Chugtai. Spelled how it's pronounced. 532 00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:25,562 - Woman: Okay. Uh... - "Chu," 533 00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:26,762 and then "gtai." 534 00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,289 No, not here either. 535 00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:30,095 Oh, and these security guards? 536 00:23:30,891 --> 00:23:34,281 Are they your best guys? Like, will they stop me? 537 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:35,770 Would they fuck me up? 538 00:23:35,976 --> 00:23:37,413 - I'm sorry, we... - Thank you so much. 539 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,453 That's exactly the response I was looking for. 540 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,565 I feel very confident I will not be getting into 541 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:44,130 the launch today. Thank you for not helping. 542 00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,193 Don't let me through. 543 00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,477 We are Pied Piper! 544 00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:55,312 Woo! 545 00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,513 Yes, hello. Uh... 546 00:23:59,713 --> 00:24:02,748 I am Richard Hendricks, founder and CEO, 547 00:24:02,836 --> 00:24:05,062 and I am thrilled to welcome you all 548 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:08,297 to the official launch of Pied Piper. 549 00:24:31,328 --> 00:24:33,255 - Hey, John. - Yeah. 550 00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,139 Here's your hot water. 551 00:24:35,230 --> 00:24:36,857 Okay. 552 00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,279 Hey, Gabe? 553 00:24:43,897 --> 00:24:46,123 There's something weird here. 554 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:49,295 What is it? 555 00:24:51,102 --> 00:24:53,196 The code they're about to launch... 556 00:24:53,475 --> 00:24:55,389 it isn't the build we shipped. 557 00:24:56,193 --> 00:24:58,475 Someone just pushed a new build. 558 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:02,931 Hey, John? 559 00:25:03,143 --> 00:25:04,381 Yeah? 560 00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:05,826 That's a mistake. 561 00:25:07,322 --> 00:25:09,498 We should change it back to the right code. 562 00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,669 Okay. 563 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,816 Richard: Fast and powerful. 564 00:25:19,904 --> 00:25:22,129 Sounds a little bit like you, Andre Iguodala. 565 00:25:22,217 --> 00:25:23,996 - Yes! - That's right, Richard Hendricks. 566 00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,462 And as a member of the NBA's all-defensive first team, 567 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,483 I know a little something about cybersecurity. 568 00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:31,688 Would you say that Pied Piper is your MVP? 569 00:25:31,888 --> 00:25:33,623 "Most valuable phone"? 570 00:25:33,849 --> 00:25:36,193 Yeah, I would. 571 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,262 Uh, hey, Dinesh? 572 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:41,615 Gabe, what are you doing here? 573 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:44,299 You weren't answering your calls or texts, 574 00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:47,186 so I came here from the office. 575 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:51,490 So, um, a weird version of the software, uh... 576 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,975 was put online, so, uh... 577 00:25:58,234 --> 00:25:59,295 So? 578 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,928 So, I reverted it to the version we shipped. 579 00:26:05,672 --> 00:26:09,381 Oh, I have the original weird one here... 580 00:26:10,393 --> 00:26:13,139 There's some photos of me in Hawaii. 581 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,068 So, this was the version that was about to be deployed, 582 00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:19,736 then you switched it, 583 00:26:19,936 --> 00:26:22,553 and now we're about to launch the older version? 584 00:26:23,408 --> 00:26:24,576 Yes. 585 00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:27,108 So, if I do nothing, 586 00:26:27,968 --> 00:26:29,826 absolutely nothing... 587 00:26:30,261 --> 00:26:32,889 - Nothing? - ...the "correct" version 588 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,459 of the network would launch? 589 00:26:34,547 --> 00:26:37,608 Uh, what do you mean by when you do that? 590 00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:40,059 - Just stretching my fingers. - Oh. 591 00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:42,115 But before I go, can you tell me, 592 00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:44,970 who let the dogs out? 593 00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:47,428 ♪ Who-who-who-who-who? ♪ 594 00:26:48,848 --> 00:26:51,481 Damn it! Okay, go. Thank you. 595 00:26:55,263 --> 00:26:57,442 Leave a message. Also, 596 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,536 fuck you, Dinesh. 597 00:27:04,076 --> 00:27:07,054 The supernode on the roof. 598 00:27:26,826 --> 00:27:28,792 Give it up for Menlo Bark! 599 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,682 Weren't they fetching? 600 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,651 Fucking hell, who wrote this shit? 601 00:27:35,331 --> 00:27:36,412 I... 602 00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,020 Guys! Comma. 603 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,025 We have a huge fucking problem! 604 00:27:40,337 --> 00:27:42,056 Period. Fucking Gabe 605 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,695 reverted to the old build! 606 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,390 Exclamation point, exclamation point! 607 00:27:49,151 --> 00:27:51,442 I got a group text from Dinesh. 608 00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:54,911 "Guys, come on. Fun king games 609 00:27:55,031 --> 00:27:56,880 pervert Oldsmobile"? 610 00:27:57,868 --> 00:28:00,462 - What? - Okay, so I've... 611 00:28:00,662 --> 00:28:02,458 shown you our... 612 00:28:02,546 --> 00:28:04,891 decentralized universal data exchange, 613 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,260 our tamper-proof storage. 614 00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:09,625 I've shown you that you, and you alone, 615 00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:13,130 will control your personal data and your identity. 616 00:28:19,308 --> 00:28:20,473 All... 617 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:23,286 All of us here at Pied Piper have worked 618 00:28:23,852 --> 00:28:26,114 so hard on this. 619 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:31,807 We have given six sleepless, 620 00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:33,950 brutal years to this project, 621 00:28:34,769 --> 00:28:36,677 and I am... 622 00:28:37,824 --> 00:28:39,606 so proud of what we've done. 623 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,184 Uh, so my mentor... 624 00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:47,434 ...the late Peter Gregory, uh, 625 00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:50,606 put us on the path to what we've created here. 626 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,015 He called it, 627 00:28:53,215 --> 00:28:55,692 "the internet we deserve." 628 00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:00,221 We have fought every step of the way 629 00:29:00,309 --> 00:29:03,567 to bring you the greatest network 630 00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:07,492 ever made, ha. And in, uh... 631 00:29:07,771 --> 00:29:10,301 five minutes, 42 seconds, 632 00:29:13,862 --> 00:29:15,160 that fight is over. 633 00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:08,931 Gilfoyle: Son of a bitch. 634 00:30:09,965 --> 00:30:12,348 Dinesh, you fucking terrorist, 635 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,912 what the fuck are you doing? 636 00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:15,792 Are you jerking off? 637 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,950 Or did you do one push up? 638 00:30:18,038 --> 00:30:20,310 Quit being a fucking bitch. 639 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,439 Let me then make clear that I am determined upon our... 640 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,549 That's one small step for a man, 641 00:30:28,374 --> 00:30:30,927 one giant leap for mankind. 642 00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:32,468 Hello? 643 00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:34,593 Dinesh is where? 644 00:30:34,757 --> 00:30:36,743 - Richard: Tell him to fuck off. - You tell him. 645 00:30:36,831 --> 00:30:39,733 It's me! I'm here. I'm merged and I can hear you. 646 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,530 Gilfoyle: Hold on. 647 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,875 - Hey. - We're all merged in. 648 00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:45,945 Richard, you are doing a great job. 649 00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:48,648 Jared, shut up. Richard, turn around. 650 00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:50,856 I'm behind you. 651 00:30:51,473 --> 00:30:54,872 Dinesh says that Gabe reverted us back to the prior build 652 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,341 from the supernode at the office. 653 00:30:56,429 --> 00:30:59,378 I cannot verify this because I'm not at a supernode. 654 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,643 I'm across the stage from you, as you can see. 655 00:31:01,843 --> 00:31:04,729 But Dinesh is. He's on the roof. 656 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,382 He wants me to give him back his permissions to deploy. 657 00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,234 Dinesh: So I can push out the right build. 658 00:31:09,324 --> 00:31:11,419 The wrong... The build, guys! 659 00:31:11,507 --> 00:31:13,280 The build we talked about! The build that 660 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,567 saves the world, but makes me poor! 661 00:31:15,655 --> 00:31:17,655 Question is, do we believe him? 662 00:31:17,773 --> 00:31:20,579 In fairness, there are a lot of reasons not to trust him, 663 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,262 such as he told us not to trust him. 664 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:24,022 - Dinesh: Believe me! - But do we trust that? 665 00:31:24,109 --> 00:31:26,052 Dinesh: For once, I wanna do the right thing! 666 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,179 Gilfoyle: Richard, I'm gonna need an answer. 667 00:31:28,267 --> 00:31:29,474 I don't have much time. 668 00:31:29,562 --> 00:31:31,407 The fate of the world literally relies on this. 669 00:31:31,495 --> 00:31:33,380 Richard, it's time. 670 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,010 - Come on! - Okay. 671 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,761 Jared: Richard, we need an answer. 672 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,723 Ladies and gentlemen, we are at... 673 00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:42,184 Lawrence/Audience: Ten, nine, 674 00:31:42,631 --> 00:31:44,397 eight, 675 00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:46,109 seven, six... 676 00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,758 - Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in. - ...five, 677 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:52,110 - ...four... - Oh. 678 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,862 ...three, 679 00:31:54,062 --> 00:31:55,327 two, one! 680 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:58,343 Lawrence: Ladies and gentlemen, Pied Piper network... 681 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:01,528 ...is officially live! 682 00:32:03,204 --> 00:32:06,812 The balloons are falling. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? 683 00:32:09,202 --> 00:32:10,382 Uh... 684 00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:17,518 The app is now available! 685 00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:23,775 - We did it! - Where are you guys? 686 00:32:24,926 --> 00:32:27,577 Communications should be going haywire. Are they? 687 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,648 I can still hear you, so phones must be working. 688 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,234 Traffic is moving, so GPS must be working. 689 00:32:32,589 --> 00:32:33,598 He's right. 690 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,862 GPS says I'm here, standing next to you, 691 00:32:36,062 --> 00:32:37,716 which seems to be accurate. 692 00:32:37,804 --> 00:32:39,024 Dinesh, you fucked us. 693 00:32:39,232 --> 00:32:40,867 No, he didn't. We are generating noise. 694 00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:43,435 - Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh. - Dinesh: You're good. 695 00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:45,121 I'd expect me to fuck us, too. 696 00:32:45,321 --> 00:32:47,486 Problem. We haven't raised the noise far enough 697 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:48,739 to drown out even Bluetooth. 698 00:32:48,827 --> 00:32:50,572 Okay, so we're generating noise, 699 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,614 but just not enough to interfere with anything? 700 00:32:52,702 --> 00:32:53,427 Dinesh: Is this gonna work? 701 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,325 Did we just make billions of dollars?! 702 00:32:55,413 --> 00:32:57,455 This wouldn't be happening if we had had time to test things. 703 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,831 Fucking kidding me? We failed at failing? - 704 00:32:59,919 --> 00:33:01,445 Wait, why are they barking? 705 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:03,942 Oh shit. 706 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:06,029 Think we might be creating interference that's causing 707 00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:07,708 the speakers in the phones to resonate. 708 00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,130 And that's what bugging the dogs? 709 00:33:09,218 --> 00:33:12,116 No. Dogs shouldn't be bothered by that frequency. 710 00:33:12,218 --> 00:33:14,617 Well, then, what the fuck are they barking at? 711 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:27,387 Please, ladies and gentlemen, please stay calm! 712 00:33:27,947 --> 00:33:30,147 Don't panic! 713 00:33:34,871 --> 00:33:37,483 Dear sweet mother of God. 714 00:33:37,925 --> 00:33:39,569 What have we done? 715 00:33:41,002 --> 00:33:43,903 Emily Chang: In a fairy tale turned nightmare come to life, 716 00:33:43,991 --> 00:33:46,442 thousands of rats streamed onto the streets 717 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:49,684 - of San Francisco today. - Reporter: Pied Piper's phones broadcasting 718 00:33:49,772 --> 00:33:51,654 intense ultrasonic sounds 719 00:33:51,814 --> 00:33:53,827 that began repelling the rats. 720 00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:56,927 The streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea-rat-tle, 721 00:33:57,185 --> 00:33:58,687 and everyone was sleepless. 722 00:33:58,812 --> 00:34:00,655 Giants fans going home happy today 723 00:34:00,743 --> 00:34:03,145 as the Cubs go down swinging to the... 724 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,218 - Holy shit! - 725 00:34:04,306 --> 00:34:06,898 They're calling it "Rat-mageddon." Yeah. 726 00:34:06,986 --> 00:34:10,554 Except in New York, where they're calling it Wednesday. 727 00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:15,843 They literally became the Pied Piper. 728 00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:17,682 I mean, you can't make that up. 729 00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:19,624 Yeah, maybe you couldn't... 730 00:34:20,878 --> 00:34:22,563 but I could. 731 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,843 Oh, for fuck's sake. 732 00:34:25,004 --> 00:34:27,627 When you think about a lot of the failures in tech... 733 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:31,075 Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork... 734 00:34:31,163 --> 00:34:34,108 Pied Piper really is right at the top of that list. 735 00:34:34,256 --> 00:34:37,861 Pied Piper is just a millstone around AT&T's neck! 736 00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:40,223 I say dump it! Dump it now! 737 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:43,606 I lost so much fucking money with those guys. 738 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,284 I got rat-fucked. 739 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:47,848 That's a pun. 740 00:34:47,959 --> 00:34:49,731 I made it all back though. Sweet investment 741 00:34:49,819 --> 00:34:52,089 in the hair transplant sector. 742 00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:55,204 What? 743 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:58,929 Rats, ah, yes, we have some of them here. 744 00:34:59,822 --> 00:35:01,707 Figuratively. 745 00:35:01,822 --> 00:35:03,741 They are dealt with. 746 00:35:05,044 --> 00:35:07,389 And so, effective immediately, 747 00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:09,366 I am shutting down Pied Piper, 748 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,975 deleting its code repositories, 749 00:35:11,191 --> 00:35:13,811 and liquidating its remaining assets. 750 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,731 All right. That's our statement. 751 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:18,694 We will not be taking any further... 752 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,669 Can I just say that I am just... 753 00:35:21,813 --> 00:35:24,491 truly, deeply sorry. 754 00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:27,421 Uh, this should never have been built. 755 00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:31,788 It is... technically flawed to its very core. 756 00:35:33,406 --> 00:35:35,218 And we should all remember that... 757 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:37,866 forevermore. 758 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,221 Sorry. 759 00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:46,498 Obviously, Mr. Hendricks doesn't mean that in any 760 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:50,444 legally binding or actionable way. Get a life, guys. 761 00:35:52,271 --> 00:35:53,483 It's weird. 762 00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:57,280 It really seemed like Pied Piper was going to work. 763 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,663 Something doesn't add up. 764 00:36:05,995 --> 00:36:07,460 So, I did the right thing, 765 00:36:07,548 --> 00:36:09,308 I helped save the world, 766 00:36:09,396 --> 00:36:11,179 my legs are still super sore, 767 00:36:11,606 --> 00:36:14,007 and my reward is that I'm poor. 768 00:36:16,929 --> 00:36:18,335 What are you gonna do? 769 00:36:19,327 --> 00:36:21,638 Not sure. Been thinking about teaching... 770 00:36:21,726 --> 00:36:23,347 No, not you. 771 00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:28,061 Oh, uh... 772 00:36:28,471 --> 00:36:30,315 I think I might disappear for a bit. 773 00:36:30,507 --> 00:36:31,683 Maybe travel. 774 00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:33,406 Yeah, I might travel, too. 775 00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,692 Where were you thinking? 776 00:36:36,219 --> 00:36:38,934 It may help if, at least for the time being, 777 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,815 you pretend to be mad at me. 778 00:36:41,147 --> 00:36:43,419 Look, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, 779 00:36:43,507 --> 00:36:46,436 but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform. 780 00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:52,394 Come on, guys, let's cheer up. 781 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:54,905 I mean, we set out to build 782 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,194 the best thing ever built, and that's what we did, 783 00:36:58,282 --> 00:36:59,702 right? 784 00:36:59,898 --> 00:37:01,382 We succeeded. 785 00:37:02,745 --> 00:37:04,339 And who can say 786 00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,616 that they literally saved the world? 787 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,155 - Right? - Not us. 788 00:37:09,544 --> 00:37:11,471 'Cause we can't tell anyone what we did. 789 00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:13,736 Right. Not out loud, but... 790 00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:17,109 - You know. - Silence is on brand for me. 791 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,108 Good luck, Dinesh. 792 00:37:23,029 --> 00:37:24,881 On the bright side... 793 00:37:29,863 --> 00:37:31,718 I found another box of these. 794 00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:39,530 Richard: Well, uh... 795 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,991 I was, I was a little bit embarrassed, ha. 796 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,291 Uh, so I just, uh, 797 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,543 went off the grid for a bit. I-I-I traveled. 798 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:51,344 I went to Tibet, actually, to try and find Erlich, 799 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:53,710 but, uh, he was gone. 800 00:37:54,268 --> 00:37:56,890 And then, I came back, 801 00:37:57,050 --> 00:38:00,728 but no one really wanted to hire the guy behind Pied Piper. 802 00:38:00,816 --> 00:38:02,327 Uh, however, 803 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,499 my best friend did hire me, 804 00:38:06,269 --> 00:38:08,679 and now I am the... 805 00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:11,140 Gavin Belson Professor 806 00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:15,140 of, uh, Ethics in Technology at Stanford University. 807 00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:17,691 My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, 808 00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:20,624 and I'm the president of Stamford. 809 00:38:22,851 --> 00:38:24,077 Stanford. 810 00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:27,882 You graduates have a lot of responsibility. 811 00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:32,429 Finishing the important work of movements such as... 812 00:38:33,018 --> 00:38:35,515 "pound Met double zero," 813 00:38:35,642 --> 00:38:37,361 and "title icks." 814 00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:40,872 So, I think I know, but-but why do they call you Big Head? 815 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,645 Oh, yeah, just, you know, 816 00:38:42,782 --> 00:38:45,126 boys being boys. Making fun of my, 817 00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,324 my big old dome. 818 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:50,995 It's not because your last name is Big-hetti? 819 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,922 I'm the cofounder of Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 820 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:04,729 one of the largest cybersecurity firms in the Bay Area. 821 00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:07,323 I am the cofounder of 822 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,862 Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 823 00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:13,211 - one of the largest cyber... - I literally just said that. 824 00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:15,888 - ...security firms... - I just said that. 825 00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:18,361 - You heard me say that. - ...in the Bay Area. 826 00:39:18,594 --> 00:39:20,646 Things are better when I say them. 827 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,391 Plus, they're definitely going to edit you out. 828 00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,753 If they're not gonna use it, why would they use it? That has nothing to do... 829 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,664 Why don't you tell them how you bought the house next to mine 830 00:39:28,752 --> 00:39:31,319 - because you love me so much. - Okay, 831 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,146 fuck you. 832 00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,870 How's it going, guys? 833 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:37,377 Meeting time. 834 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:40,662 - We have a meeting. - Mandatory. 835 00:39:40,862 --> 00:39:43,141 What do I do now? I, uh, I work for 836 00:39:43,229 --> 00:39:45,080 a non-profit in DC. 837 00:39:45,229 --> 00:39:47,669 It's a... it's a think tank, and-and we just... 838 00:39:47,869 --> 00:39:50,393 think about... stuff, you know. 839 00:39:51,012 --> 00:39:52,730 So, the NSA. 840 00:39:52,867 --> 00:39:55,462 The NSA? No, no, no. 841 00:39:55,647 --> 00:39:58,354 Farthest thing from the NSA. 842 00:39:59,547 --> 00:40:01,971 God. The NSA. That's... 843 00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:04,297 That's a really weird question to ask. 844 00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:05,823 Okay, Jell-O. 845 00:40:05,911 --> 00:40:09,761 - I love working with the elderly. - One, two, one, two. 846 00:40:09,849 --> 00:40:12,527 It's like I get to have a bunch of parents 847 00:40:12,727 --> 00:40:14,195 and also be their parent. 848 00:40:14,395 --> 00:40:17,031 No! No, no, no! Martin, Martin! 849 00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:18,686 She only has eyes for you. 850 00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:20,924 We were dancing as girlfriends, that's it. 851 00:40:21,012 --> 00:40:23,900 This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic 852 00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,080 among the residents, which is bad medically, but... 853 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:30,628 from another perspective, it's kind of touching. 854 00:40:30,726 --> 00:40:33,440 Okay, we're on our way to the hostel. 855 00:40:36,698 --> 00:40:39,440 God, I haven't been there in such a long time. 856 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,074 It was just an... 857 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:45,268 it was an incredible time in my life, you know? 858 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,632 I never really thought that I would have 859 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,299 a group of male friends. 860 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,252 You know, men just seem kinda mean and hard, but... 861 00:40:54,002 --> 00:40:55,510 these guys were as sweet 862 00:40:55,598 --> 00:40:58,104 and soft as rotten fruit. 863 00:40:58,682 --> 00:40:59,936 You got your book? 864 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,604 Prince of Puget Sound? 865 00:41:01,698 --> 00:41:04,278 Oh, Judy! 866 00:41:08,574 --> 00:41:09,838 Hey, man. 867 00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:11,893 Hey, man. 868 00:41:13,169 --> 00:41:14,254 You okay? 869 00:41:15,714 --> 00:41:16,920 Yeah. 870 00:41:17,124 --> 00:41:18,495 I haven't seen you in forever. 871 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,309 I saw you last weekend. 872 00:41:21,462 --> 00:41:22,893 You look great. 873 00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:25,797 Is that... 874 00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:27,255 is that a woman's scent? 875 00:41:27,343 --> 00:41:29,455 No, it's unisex. 876 00:41:30,737 --> 00:41:31,821 Big Head? 877 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,323 Hey, Nelson. 878 00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:38,432 I work a lot with people who have dementia, 879 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:39,656 and I just want you to know, 880 00:41:39,743 --> 00:41:41,420 it doesn't have to be a horror show. 881 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:42,749 Oh, cool. 882 00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:45,492 - Well hey, we're all here. - Gilfoyle: Let's go. 883 00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:47,762 Let's go see Jian-Yang, heh. 884 00:41:49,365 --> 00:41:51,467 - You okay? Richard! - Fine. 885 00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:56,599 Uh..., hi there. Is, uh, 886 00:41:56,687 --> 00:41:58,852 is Jian-Yang here? 887 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:01,611 Does he live here? We're... we're all old friends of his. 888 00:42:01,789 --> 00:42:03,268 No, I'm sorry. 889 00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:06,557 I bought the house years ago from his estate. 890 00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:08,432 Estate? 891 00:42:09,385 --> 00:42:10,985 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 892 00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,096 but Jian-Yang's dead. 893 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,198 Uh... 894 00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:21,401 Okay, so he's dead. What do we do? 895 00:42:25,901 --> 00:42:29,002 It's different, but also the same. 896 00:42:29,593 --> 00:42:31,269 Hey, Gilfoyle. 897 00:42:31,907 --> 00:42:34,710 That's your horrible corner. It looks much better now. 898 00:42:34,964 --> 00:42:36,224 Changed a little bit. 899 00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:37,807 They fixed my hole. 900 00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:41,391 Don't do it again. 901 00:42:41,479 --> 00:42:43,122 No, I wouldn't. Obviously. 902 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,512 I was emotionally charged. 903 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,502 Oh, the drapes. 904 00:42:48,815 --> 00:42:50,784 Oh, that's a playful linen. 905 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,188 - Hi. I used to live here... - Hey. 906 00:42:54,293 --> 00:42:55,636 ...back when I was poor. 907 00:42:55,798 --> 00:42:58,317 - Cool. - No offense. 908 00:42:58,634 --> 00:43:00,610 None taken, I guess. 909 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,198 - President Bighetti? - Whoa! 910 00:43:04,398 --> 00:43:07,073 - How did... how'd you know my name? - I go to Stanford. 911 00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:08,922 Oh, no way! I work at Stanford. 912 00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:11,581 - I'm the president. - Yeah, I know. 913 00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:13,354 What are you doing here? 914 00:43:13,793 --> 00:43:16,471 Um, I don't know. I think 'cause Jian-Yang died? 915 00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:19,213 - I'm not sure. - Who's that? Okay. 916 00:43:19,413 --> 00:43:21,632 So weird we're all back here. 917 00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:24,969 Except for Jian-Yang because he's dead. 918 00:43:25,057 --> 00:43:26,448 And Erlich. 919 00:43:26,587 --> 00:43:28,229 Has anyone talked to Erlich? 920 00:43:28,346 --> 00:43:30,969 Nope. No. But wherever he is, 921 00:43:31,057 --> 00:43:32,894 I hope he hasn't blown through all that money. 922 00:43:33,008 --> 00:43:34,698 He definitely has. 923 00:43:35,325 --> 00:43:37,802 Yeah, I'm sure he has. 924 00:43:43,813 --> 00:43:45,836 We're looking for Erlich Bachman. 925 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,180 In the other village, they said that he was here. 926 00:43:48,268 --> 00:43:49,875 Is-is Erlich Bachman here? 927 00:43:49,963 --> 00:43:53,547 He's here? He's that way? 928 00:43:57,652 --> 00:44:00,588 - It's up here? - Erlich Bachman! 929 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,302 So, this is Erlich Bachman's house? 930 00:44:06,502 --> 00:44:09,021 - Erlich Bachman! - Fantastic. 931 00:44:15,065 --> 00:44:17,111 We're just here to see Erlich Bachman. 932 00:44:19,371 --> 00:44:20,956 Hello? 933 00:44:25,385 --> 00:44:26,647 Hello? 934 00:44:30,184 --> 00:44:33,496 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. We're-we're friends. 935 00:44:34,185 --> 00:44:37,204 Are you Erlich Bachman? 936 00:44:40,919 --> 00:44:42,830 Yes. I'm Errich Bachman. 937 00:44:43,323 --> 00:44:45,508 I can show you ID. 938 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,844 That's my face. I was a-fat, 939 00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,182 but now, I'm a-not fat. 940 00:44:51,434 --> 00:44:54,502 I'm sorry, this is supposed to be you? 941 00:45:01,776 --> 00:45:02,970 I have an idea. 942 00:45:03,065 --> 00:45:04,955 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa... 943 00:45:05,045 --> 00:45:07,297 I'm making the world a better place through 944 00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:09,422 an intelligent, semi-autonomous agent, 945 00:45:09,510 --> 00:45:11,715 powered by distributed, DNA-based compute 946 00:45:11,803 --> 00:45:14,731 that automates personal planning and scheduling. 947 00:45:14,862 --> 00:45:17,141 Oh, bots. Sounds like an atrocity. 948 00:45:17,229 --> 00:45:19,269 Let's just hope you have better success than we did. 949 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,335 Oh, what company did you have? 950 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:23,315 - Oh, here we go. - 951 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:25,307 Uh, Pied Piper. 952 00:45:25,651 --> 00:45:26,744 Yep. 953 00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:28,578 I'm unfamiliar... 954 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:29,916 Rat invasion... 955 00:45:30,049 --> 00:45:32,221 We... we were a big failure. 956 00:45:32,421 --> 00:45:34,515 Eight billion dollar valuation, 957 00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:37,260 down to zero in one day. 958 00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:40,188 Was that, like, a social media company? 959 00:45:40,276 --> 00:45:42,943 - What? Pied Piper. - Are you fucking with us? 960 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:46,193 Thank you guys so much for your time. 961 00:45:46,361 --> 00:45:47,788 Hey, guys. 962 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:50,247 Guess what I accidentally brought in my bag. 963 00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:56,030 - Oh, no way. - 964 00:45:56,578 --> 00:45:58,377 - - Whoops. - - 965 00:45:59,031 --> 00:46:00,948 - Richard: We know this thing. - Dinesh: Wow. 966 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:02,963 I need a beer if we're gonna do this. 967 00:46:04,213 --> 00:46:05,806 Jared: Richard, be careful. 968 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,591 - Can I do it? - All: Always blue! 969 00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:12,636 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 970 00:46:12,929 --> 00:46:15,401 Always blue! Always blue... 971 00:46:18,801 --> 00:46:20,565 - Okay. - All: Always blue. 972 00:46:20,721 --> 00:46:22,396 Always blue! Always blue! 973 00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:23,731 Always blue! 974 00:46:23,931 --> 00:46:27,068 Always blue! Aah! 975 00:46:27,276 --> 00:46:29,440 Regrets? Uh... 976 00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:31,438 No. 977 00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:33,924 No, I'm-I'm happy. 978 00:46:34,608 --> 00:46:36,571 And you don't, you don't feel bad 979 00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:37,912 that you never got to... 980 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,721 make the world a better place? 981 00:46:42,389 --> 00:46:43,724 Uh... 982 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,495 I think we did okay. 983 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,573 I... 984 00:46:52,752 --> 00:46:55,043 actually could, um... 985 00:46:55,954 --> 00:46:57,798 I... I still have it. 986 00:46:57,952 --> 00:46:59,420 One copy of the... 987 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,346 Pied Piper codebase. 988 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:04,271 I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. 989 00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:05,786 We won't... 990 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,722 look into it, but, um... 991 00:47:09,234 --> 00:47:12,002 I just wanna show it to you. 992 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,878 It's just got a couple things on there that I think... 993 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,057 I, honestly, this was like when 994 00:47:22,145 --> 00:47:24,245 we were coding the best we ever were, 995 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:27,713 so some pieces of this thing are... 996 00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:30,229 sheer elegance. 997 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:32,441 I wish I could show it to everybody 998 00:47:32,528 --> 00:47:34,807 because I wanna show it to my students. 999 00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,139 Not my class, but another... 1000 00:47:38,518 --> 00:47:40,510 - I know it was in the desk. - 1001 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,401 Okay, this is weird. 1002 00:47:42,702 --> 00:47:44,971 Shit, okay. 1003 00:47:45,238 --> 00:47:47,215 Where is it? 1004 00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:54,299 It's or... it's orange. It's this big. 1005 00:47:54,424 --> 00:47:55,685 It's just a thumb drive. 1006 00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:59,291 So, is anyone... have any of your crew seen it or anything? 1007 00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,055 I mean... right here. 1008 00:48:01,143 --> 00:48:03,627 - That's insa... - 1009 00:48:05,699 --> 00:48:07,659 I had the... 1010 00:48:08,659 --> 00:48:10,370 It's gotta be in the desk. 1011 00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:12,673 Is it a problem? 1012 00:48:12,810 --> 00:48:15,405 Um, no, not a problem. Um... 1013 00:48:15,668 --> 00:48:17,963 It's just pretty fascinating. Although... 1014 00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,705 if it isn't here... 1015 00:48:24,308 --> 00:48:26,285 where is it? Sync corrections by srjanapala