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I am about to sit down with AT&T,

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trying to close this massive deal,

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but that all depends on
getting Hawaii right.

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And you would rather do
Hawaii than RussFest?

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I would rather... do my own mother...

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than RussFest.

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I've made myself the CEO of YaoNet,

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which I'm moving back to the US.

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Son of Anton, it's the name I've
given our new inference API.

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He can do whatever he wants.

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I call for the attorney general
of the state of California

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to launch an immediate investigation

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of my conduct as CEO of Hooli.

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Enjoy the injunction, thumb ass.

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Don de la Renta, the AG of California,

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- is gonna do what I tell him to do.
- Why?

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'Cause I have dirt on him.

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You ready to dump Hawaii and join RussFest?

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It's beautiful.

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Boom!

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And upon entering RussFest,

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each attendee will be given

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a PiperNet enabled smartphone,

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which will give them access to secure
messaging, social, voice, Internet...

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So boring, right?

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You see the new logo? Huh?

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Huh? Check.

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One, two, three.

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Tres Comas Tequila.

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My brand. Dollar sign.

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Billionaire.

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Russ. Fest!

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RussFest.

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Right.

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No, yeah, it's-it's gonna be good. Uh...

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- Yeah, it's gonna be great.
- Yeah.

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Well, uh, anyway, uh...

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Crazy Town's gonna be there.

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So is Puddle of Mudd. You
know Puddle of Mudd?

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No.

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Fucking Puddle of Mudd! Dude, listen.

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Right? Yeah, you know Puddle of Mudd.
Awesome.

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This is a good meeting, guys, excellent.

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I gotta jet. Bye, guys.
Cory, where you at, dawg?

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We're really excited about the
possibility of working with you.

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Cool.

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Yeah. So, uh, what do you, uh...

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What do you think, Michael? Uh, you and us.

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AT&T, Pied Piper. Dealy deal.

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Richard, your tech is impressive,

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but we're going with YaoNet,
they're a safe bet.

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And by the way, it doesn't seem like

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you're telling your people out
there what's really happening.

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- Hang on... - No. Maybe you can
do a deal with someone else.

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- You know, there's, uh...
- No, no, we can't, Michael.

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Look, we already have an
agreement in principle.

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Okay, well, if you have an
agreement in principle,

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you can have a disagreement in principle.

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I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

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Michael, I'm sorry that you're
missing out on this opportunity.

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Honestly, I walk everyone
to their car. Yeah.

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What can we do to sweeten the pot?

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You know? Oh, we could add
cashless transactions.

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What if everything is handled on the phone?

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- Right? You use it to swipe into
parties or VIP areas... - Richard,

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this is done.

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- Okay?
- What about holograms?

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Okay, this is your last chance.
Are you in or out?

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- Fuck!
- That appears to imply out.

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Fuck. Fuck it. Fucker.

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- Cockfucker. - Richard, people in
there have been working themselves

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half to death for weeks for no pay.

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This is not going to go over well.

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I'm gonna wait out here while
you go in and tell them.

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I'm not gonna say anything.

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If I keep my mouth shut, then there's still
a chance at snaking the YaoNet deal.

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But if I tell everyone in
there what's really going on,

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we won't make it to RussFest,
and we'll be dead.

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- Is that what you want?
- That's a fair point.

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That's what I thought. Okay.

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Let's get back to work. Let's go.

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If this comes out, I'll cover
your ass if you cover mine.

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If what comes out?

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- My man.
- No.

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Oh!

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Dodgy gadin, my merry knights of Piper.

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Sir Owen,

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doing valiant battle with
the authentication service.

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Yes, good. Yeah.

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Oh, and prithee, Becky,

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my queen,

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how goeth cashless payments?

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Russ's pricing keeps tripping us up.

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- Okay, how so?
- Well,

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this morning, he decided
everyone at RussFest

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should be a billionaire,

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so every dollar someone
puts into their account

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will now be worth one billion RussBucks.

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Zwoons!

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So, what, like a sandwich will be worth

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15 billion RussBucks or something?

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Fourteen billion, nine hundred
and ninety-nine million,

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nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand,

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nine hundred and ninety-nine RussBucks

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and ninety-nine RussCents.

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because he thought that
would sound cheaper.

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It's kind of screwing up the interface,

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but the whole AT&T deal
is riding on this, right?

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We'll get there.

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Good. Okay. Excellent.

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Well, uh, code like the
wind, my lady. Yeah.

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Ho, ho! Good Friar Gabriel.

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How dost thou fair with
the ticketing module?

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It's gone.

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What do you mean gone?

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For some reason, Gilfoyle
deleted the whole thing

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- a few minutes ago.
- What?

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Yeah.

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- Gilfoyle?
- Yes, Richard. I'm aware.

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The drone dispatching
code has been deleted,

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and I'm working very hard to
restore the right version.

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Whoa, whoa. Drone code?

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Gabe just told me that the
ticketing module got deleted.

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Ticketing, too?

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Fuck, that's problematic.
I'll get on that next.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Based on the amount of work left to do

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and the number of hours
left before the festival,

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I decided to task Son of Anton

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to use machine learning to
debug some of our code.

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What? Gilfoyle, are you fucking kidding me?

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You gave your AI permission

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to overwrite code in the
internal file system?

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- Were you gonna tell me about this?
- No.

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I thought that was the company policy

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- these days.
- Okay, well,

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your AI just failed, epically.

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That's unclear.

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It's possible that Son
of Anton decided that

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the most efficient way to
get rid of all the bugs

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was to get rid of all the software,

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which is technically and
statistically correct.

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But artificial neural nets
are sort of a black box,

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- so we'll never know for sure.
- Hey, Richard.

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Did you order meat? Like a bunch of meat?

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Like 4,000 pounds of meat?

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Interesting.

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I put Son of Anton on finding
us cheap hamburgers for lunch.

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It looks like the reward function
was a little under-specified.

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Okay, from now on, Son of Anton is banned.

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Just write code like a normal
human fucking being, please.

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Hey, Gilfoyle.

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So, I've been thinking about
your AI, and its many deficits.

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I think Son of Anton's issue might be
how it's handling reward uncertainty.

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Your issue may be insecurity,

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masked by false bravado and unisex cologne.

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Fuck off. It's not unisex.

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Hey, um, Richard?

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I was curious if you had a
moment to clear the air.

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Is this about Holden?

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No. Holden's a bitch and he quit.

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No, I-I wanted to talk to you

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about the Gwart-shaped tension between us.

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You know, she and I worked
very closely together,

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and now she's working for YaoNet.

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She's, essentially, the enemy,

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so it would be fair for
you to have concerns.

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I have no concerns.

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Okay, good.

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Because I don't think about her, you know,

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or if she's hungry or cold right now,

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or if she's still giving most
of her income to Rand Paul.

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Richard!

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Check it! Okay.

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Hologram question.

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You told AT&T that the hologram
would be interactive, right?

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- Yes.
- See, asshole?

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My hologram can 100%

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dry hump festival-goers from behind.

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If they ask for it. Hashtag woke.

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All right. Let's go!

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Spidey jump.

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Ticketing's running smoothly.

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Mobile purchasing seems stable.

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That's good.

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- Russ. Hey.
- I fucked up, Richard.

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Why did I make one dollar
worth a billion RussBucks?

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I mean, everyone wants to be a
billionaire, but they didn't earn it,

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so are they gonna feel bad about
themselves? Why would I do that?

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- I guess because I'm an asshole and I wanna
have a bad festival! - No, no, Russ.

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Don't worry about it.
Everything is amazing.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I tell you what.

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Why don't we see the hologram?

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- The hologram's ready?
- It's up.

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- Yeah, let's go see the hologram.
- Okay, come on.

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- This way.
- Fuck yeah! Fucking hologram!

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- See? There he is.
- Okay.

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Yeah, that's pretty sweet.

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Fist bump!

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Dry hump!

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Double guns!

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Wait, what's it doing?

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Richard, what the fuck?

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Well, uh, uh...

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Once more people show up,

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the network effect will take over,

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and it will stabilize, I promise.

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Do you swear? Because one
time, I threw a party

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and David Copperfield said it was beat.

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- Promise me that this will not be beat.
- It won't be beat.

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- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah.

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I know, I know. Why did I wear these pants?

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Part denim, part leather.

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Pick a lane, Russ.

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Fuck, I'm gonna change my pants!

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Jared, what are you doing?
Come on!

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Hey, what the fuck is going on?

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Russ's hologram is glitching like crazy.

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We don't know.

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our apps, third party apps, transactions.

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Everything was fine and then
the network started deteriorating.

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We should be way closer
to 100% capacity by now.

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I'm running diagnostics, but
I haven't found anything.

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00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,296
Also, this trailer is filled with ants.

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Fucking Gabe.

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00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,508
I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't know anything

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about a Pied Piper girls' coding camp.

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00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,431
Oh, ask Priyanka. That sounds
like her bag of bullshit.

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I did, it's not hers.

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00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,144
I'm sorry. You said you
spoke to an employee

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named Eric Bachman?

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,277
Hey. Give me that.

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00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,156
Hi. Does your Eric Bachman

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have a Chinese accent?

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Okay. I tweaked the microwave
backhaul antennas.

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Did that make any difference to the...

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Is there something you wanna tell us?

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I respect you all?

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00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,350
Hello. I am giving
a press conference,

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00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:09,020
and I am so happy to be in
partnership with Ah-Tay-ee-Tay.

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You can surf our decentralized Internet

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00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:14,275
like Hawaiian surfers
can surf the big waves.

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00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,113
Whoa. Bombshell.

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Michael must've known they
were going with YaoNet.

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Did you know?

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You knew,

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and you added more features.

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Ticketing, banking, the fucking hologram.

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You've had us on a death march for nothing.

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What? Richard! No.

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Aah!

254
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:43,137
Gilfoyle, you're being awfully quiet.

255
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,723
- Did you know?
- Now look, guys,

256
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,726
these deals never really ever close.

257
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,646
"AT&T and YaoNet close deal."

258
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,148
That seems pretty closed to me.

259
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,858
My guys.

260
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,027
How dare you do this to my guys?

261
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,072
Can we just please have
this discussion later

262
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,907
because right now, we need to figure out...

263
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,118
We? Who's we?

264
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,161
- We're out.
- Yeah.

265
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,790
What? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

266
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,833
My guys.

267
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,085
Gabe...

268
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,169
You can go.

269
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,715
I'll contact you all later
for your exit interviews,

270
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,675
and I'm sorry about the ants.

271
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,177
Well, at least we all stuck together.

272
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,679
Okay. Look,

273
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,223
all the systems are built.

274
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,934
I mean, screw those guys for leaving.
Their loss.

275
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,686
We can still do this without them, right?

276
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,771
No. Unless the three of us

277
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,108
stay up 24 hours a day for
three days in a row. Fuck.

278
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,277
Yeah, exactly! Okay. All
we need to do is just

279
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,238
find the bug that's
stalling us and squash it,

280
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,407
just like these fucking ants.

281
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,660
No sleep for three days straight.

282
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,870
Sweet.

283
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,876
- Is that Gwart?
- Oh, no. It's a garbage can.

284
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,712
No, that's Gwart.

285
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,631
Well, she works for YaoNet,

286
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,091
so what is she doing here?

287
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,470
And why does she have access
to the staff only area?

288
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,598
Gwart hates Puddle of Mudd.
She's a Linkin Park girl.

289
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,233
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

290
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,836
Big Head! What the hell is going on here?

291
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,339
- What do you mean?
- Who let her in?

292
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,716
I take one lousy shit...

293
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,886
Jian-Yang, what is going on here?

294
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,222
All girls coding camp.

295
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,390
I support woman.

296
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,435
Mr. Eric, I'm finished.

297
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,024
"This diet cream helped
my husband lose weight.

298
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,111
He was fat fuck. Now, he not.

299
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,655
Fi star, the end."

300
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,740
I wrote exactly like Mr. Eric told me to.

301
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,992
It's very good, Sophie.

302
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,786
Very good.

303
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,748
You're using underage girls

304
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,085
as slave labor for a
fake Amazon review farm?

305
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,169
Yes.

306
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,964
And-And you're using the Pied Piper name?

307
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,423
Yes.

308
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,593
It's okay.

309
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,845
I have money.

310
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,515
Girls! Call your parents.

311
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,479
- God, that really is her.
- What the fuck?

312
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,899
It's sabotage.

313
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,026
Guys, nobody's eating the peyote.
Will you eat the peyote,

314
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,988
and then that'll break the ice
and they'll eat the peyote?

315
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,157
What?

316
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,992
You hate the shorts?

317
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,163
You hate the shorts.

318
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,748
Fuck it.

319
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,126
Just look at my fucking legs!

320
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,295
Let's go. Go.

321
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,800
I knew it! I knew it.

322
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,635
Our network's not slowing
down because we fucked up.

323
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,929
It's because YaoNet's here
and they are attacking us.

324
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,723
Is SlipSox even a real company?

325
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,642
Incorporated a week ago, no website.

326
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,687
It's a cover. It's YaoNet!

327
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,272
Laurie is somehow fucking with

328
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,648
our routing to slow down the network.

329
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,400
But why would they bother attacking us?

330
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,611
They have the AT&T deal all locked up.

331
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,446
Unless...

332
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,239
they don't.

333
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,491
If she thinks their
Hawaii launch might fail,

334
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,410
that would be a reason
to try to wipe us out

335
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,078
while they have the chance.

336
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,332
So, if we can stay alive
till YaoNet fucks up Hawaii,

337
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,666
we could swoop in.

338
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,293
Like a basketball dunker.

339
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,629
- We're still in this, boys.
- All right.

340
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,257
So, let's boot those meddling
bums off of the network.

341
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,717
Enough of this crap!

342
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,428
Yeah. Well, uh, that's impossible

343
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,680
'cause the whole point of
a decentralized network

344
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,517
is to prevent a single host
from controlling access.

345
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,478
So dictators can't ban dissidents.

346
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:04,857
Right now, there's no way to kill them
or stop them throttling the network.

347
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,194
This is why things are easier in China.

348
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,366
China...

349
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,247
Don't mess with Pied Piper
again, you little fucker.

350
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,254
Hello?

351
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:31,175
Jian-Yang! Hey! Hey, uh,
what's going on, boss man?

352
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,428
It's, uh, Richard
Hendricks, from Pied Piper.

353
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,013
How's it going, dude?

354
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,223
Very bad.

355
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,017
My underage girl slaves all left.

356
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,894
Oh yeah, totally. Bummer.

357
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,271
Well, you'll find them.

358
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,648
Anyway, kind of a silly question, um...

359
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,442
You know how you stole the
Pied Piper source code?

360
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,987
- Yes.
- Yeah, and then you rewrote it

361
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,530
into what is now YaoNet?

362
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,240
- Yes.
- Right, um,

363
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,701
did the Chinese government, by any chance,

364
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,619
require you to add a back door?

365
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,205
Yes, I have a SSH key in my house,

366
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:05,001
- written down.
- Cool! Wow! Uh...

367
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,378
I don't suppose I could get that from you.

368
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,423
Uh, it's just that Pied
Piper's in kind of a jam.

369
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,218
Yes. Pied Piper...

370
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,139
Your white witch just
shut down my business.

371
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,100
Oh. Okay.

372
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,021
So?

373
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,654
Hey, Richard, what's up?

374
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,328
Fuck.

375
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,747
Jian-Yang, please.

376
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,624
Monica,

377
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:48,836
for the last five years,
you have been horrible.

378
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,380
You never smile.

379
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,549
You never kiss me.

380
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,178
I'll never give you anything you want.

381
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,472
I hate you.

382
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,974
Jian-Yang, I need that key.

383
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,185
This key?

384
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,731
Okay, let's... let's just be reasonable.

385
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,150
- Gimme it!
- Shit!

386
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,486
Come on! Fuck!

387
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,491
- No! Stop!
- Oh.

388
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,038
Oh my God!

389
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,373
Yikes.

390
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,464
You and I, we could've run this town,

391
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,966
but you blew it, mister.

392
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,350
A, four, six, capital G,

393
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:48,312
two, nine, lowercase J, four, three...

394
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,898
Wait, wait, wait. Wha-what are you singing?

395
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,733
Is-Is that the key?

396
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,861
Key? No. That's just the
letters and numbers

397
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,489
that were on that little sheet of
paper that Jian-Yang swallowed.

398
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,784
Yeah, for some reason, stuff's really
like sticking in my head these days.

399
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,245
Wait. Big Head, Richard needs
those letters and numbers.

400
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,913
Can-can you sing it again?

401
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,581
Uh, sure. Yeah.

402
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,500
A, four, six,

403
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,378
capital G, two, nine, lowercase J...

404
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,505
Wait, do you wanna maybe
call Richard first,

405
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,840
and then I could sing it?

406
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,925
Holy shit! Yes! Thank you!

407
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,928
Capital M, capital R...

408
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,055
that's it?

409
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,559
Okay!

410
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,519
Yeah, we're in! It worked!

411
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,397
Thank you. Uh, thanks, guys.
Thanks, Big Head.

412
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,400
All right, YaoNet, SlipSox,

413
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,778
whoever the fuck you are, you
think you can fuck with us?

414
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,948
- They hung up.
- Oh.

415
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,241
Yeah.

416
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,370
- Wait, what the fuck is this?
- This is YaoNet's server?

417
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,706
Fuck. It's a honeypot.

418
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,124
What, is that a good thing?

419
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,502
No. It's not. Run the "file" command.

420
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,588
It's basically a bullshit shell in case

421
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,214
the Chinese government
actually used the key.

422
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,924
It's like a fake storefront.

423
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,218
Okay, so they have to be running
SSH on a different port.

424
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,720
How do we find the real one?

425
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,680
We could N-map it to
check every single one,

426
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,807
but that would take forever.

427
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,103
Okay. Fuck. Well,

428
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,189
somehow, we have to find
the correct port number.

429
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,025
Wait, what time is it?

430
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,908
One large artichoke,

431
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,160
extra rare, cup of mayonnaise.

432
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,331
I see you still take your snack at 3:17.

433
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,002
I know that SlipSox is YaoNet,

434
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,087
and that you've infiltrated Pied Piper,

435
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,758
and I know that you're here,
working with Laurie Bream.

436
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,802
No, let me finish.

437
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,846
We didn't end on the best of terms, but...

438
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,389
when we were together, I feel like

439
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,018
I really saw you, the real you.

440
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,021
I saw you, Gwart! I know you!

441
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,106
No, let me finish. I have to say this

442
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,733
or I'm never gonna get it out.

443
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,403
Now, I wish I was asking you
to go for a walk with me

444
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,198
or to watch Magic Mike XL
for the umpteenth time,

445
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,826
but I'm asking you to
give us access to YaoNet,

446
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,203
and not just to save my company,

447
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,205
but to save my sanity.

448
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:16,001
Because if I was wrong about who you are,

449
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,838
then I don't know who I am.

450
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,467
So there you have it.

451
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:27,012
I've said all I gotta say, and...

452
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,057
it's up to you now.

453
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,154
I see. So,

454
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:48,075
Pied Piper's network capacity
is degrading steadily.

455
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,035
Hmm, wonderful.

456
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,707
And their adaptive routing
optimization techniques

457
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,084
aren't helping them.

458
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,478
Hey, guys. Um, I'm so sorry...

459
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,356
I don't know what you did, but it worked.

460
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,192
- What?
- Someone just messaged us

461
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,861
the correct port

462
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,821
- to YaoNet's ad server.
- Yeah!

463
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,448
Really?

464
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,366
Yep. Gilfoyle revoked all their access,

465
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,119
and is removing their app from
every client on PiperNet.

466
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,705
In a couple of minutes,
we'll be back up to speed.

467
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:37,708
Plus, we cloned their repository,

468
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,210
so we'll just poke around

469
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,546
and see exactly what they're hiding!

470
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,715
It's a big win for the Piper boys.

471
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,550
So, Gilfoyle,

472
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,177
how much faster is our network now?

473
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,471
Zero faster. It's slower,

474
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:53,307
- and still degrading.
- What are you talking about?

475
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,352
About how our network is
slower and still degrading.

476
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,354
We're currently at 60%.

477
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,731
But that's not possible.

478
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,024
Our network's shit latency

479
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,442
is slowing down every single purchase.

480
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,362
Look at the bathrooms.

481
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,822
The scanner's aren't working.

482
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,075
Fucking Russ and his pay toilets.

483
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,161
Okay, we gotta figure this out
or there's gonna be a riot.

484
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,040
There you assholes are!

485
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,250
You guys fucking with me?
Did you get my messages?

486
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,502
Uh...

487
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,587
Messaging's stalling, too.

488
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,382
I sent you guys photos of
three different outfits.

489
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,300
Did you hate them all? Wha...

490
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,510
What's wrong?

491
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,471
Uh, no. Definitely the second one.

492
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,931
- I like the second one.
- You really think

493
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,600
a white guy can wear that
and get away with it?

494
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,477
- Definitely.
- No.

495
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,270
You know what? You're right.

496
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:42,106
Fuck political correctness.

497
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,317
I'm looking at four guys that fuck!

498
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,112
Okay, let's rerun the diagnostics.

499
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,863
Maybe we missed something.

500
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,617
Laurie!

501
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,203
Laurie Bream! Well, well, well.

502
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:59,206
- Fleeing the scene of the crime?
- Crime?

503
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,209
You can't win. Your network is garbage.

504
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,212
And maybe, if you save us
some time by telling us

505
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,381
how you're slowing down our network,

506
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,841
I won't go to the police.

507
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:12,302
Slowing down your network?
That would be "un-tethical."

508
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:13,887
Why would I...

509
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,224
Oh. Richard...

510
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,019
You do not know.

511
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,271
Know what?

512
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,647
As you correctly surmised,

513
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,692
YaoNet doesn't work. It does not scale.

514
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,318
- Ha!
- However, we did not

515
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:31,155
come here to attack you,
simply to observe you,

516
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,781
spy on you, if you wish,

517
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,242
in order to see how you
got PiperNet to work,

518
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,286
which, it turns out, you did not.

519
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,746
Uh, what?

520
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,249
Your compression is inadequate
in the face of bottlenecks

521
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,668
that emerge between node-cluster edges.

522
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,171
Pied Piper does not scale.

523
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,257
It is as impracticable as YaoNet.

524
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,427
- Fuck.
- Ah, yes.

525
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,345
That can't be right.

526
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,181
And yet it is.

527
00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,559
I wish we had plagiarized
more functional code,

528
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,562
and yet it is this technology
that AT&T has purchased,

529
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,688
functional or no.

530
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,857
And with Maximo's sufficient funding,

531
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,859
we will certainly be able
to weather the storm

532
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,861
until we reach launch, at which time

533
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,823
it seems likely that AT&T may
deem our business a failure.

534
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,201
However, at this point, I
will have already made

535
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,995
many multiples on my initial investment.

536
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,957
Ah, I cannot speak to your backup plan.

537
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,085
Hmm, yes.

538
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,629
Good day, gentlemen.

539
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,516
Well, she's just a hater,
and, no disrespect,

540
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,684
- but she can eat shit.
- Yeah,

541
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,103
obviously.

542
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,647
We have to be able to figure something out.

543
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,482
You'll think of something, right?

544
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,442
Richard?

545
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,823
Six fucking years!

546
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,992
Six years... we've wasted!

547
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,662
Building this worthless piece of shit!

548
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,747
Are fucking kidding me?!

549
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:09,044
I'm fine. I just gotta go to the bathroom.

550
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,339
I don't think he thought of anything.

551
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,385
Yeah!

552
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,888
Go with option one, and I'm not
gonna feel shitty about it.

553
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,682
Right?

554
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,685
Fuck me.

555
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,980
Hey guys, Richard's been
locked in there for three hours.

556
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,023
Should we kick down the door?

557
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:33,026
No, let's honor him with some space.

558
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,112
I'll wait for him to fall
asleep, and then I'll...

559
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,905
I'll lower myself down through the vent.

560
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,615
Would it be a dick move

561
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:41,535
to ask him for his keys
and then we drive home?

562
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,288
Well, he'd be abandoned here...

563
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,956
Holy shit.

564
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,457
That's fantastic.

565
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,252
What the... fuck?

566
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,589
Hey, you guys?

567
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,675
I did something.

568
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,011
All right, so, I was, uh,

569
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,221
fiddling around on Gilfoyle's laptop,

570
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,140
and I was looking down,

571
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,851
and then I realized that the solution was

572
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,811
staring at me right in the face.

573
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:08,979
Ants.

574
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,314
It occurred to me

575
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,442
that our network is kind
of like a series of paths,

576
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,862
much like the trails ants use
in order to forage for food.

577
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,617
But then, I thought that we
don't need better paths.

578
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,620
We need better ants. You see?

579
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:28,457
- Fuck gradient descent.
- What?

580
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,878
I don't need to use Gilfoyle's AI
in order to improve middle-out.

581
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:37,090
I need to use middle-out
to create a new AI.

582
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:42,763
A symbolic AI. And now,
it is teaching itself

583
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,098
how to optimize.

584
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:48,477
So, you fucked around with
Son of Anton's brain,

585
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,979
and then gave him access

586
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,857
to our entire network infrastructure,

587
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,734
- while it's still running?
- Yes.

588
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,278
Richard, that's like asking
a robot to change your tire

589
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,322
while you're driving on the freeway!

590
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,531
Hold this.

591
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,116
Gimme.

592
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,368
See, go.

593
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,953
This isn't my computer.

594
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,913
- It's not?
- No.

595
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:12,334
And what the fuck is Son
of Anton version 2.0?

596
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,294
What?

597
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,298
- Huh.
- You were fucking around

598
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,384
with Son of Anton's brain before him?

599
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,678
- Fuck.
- I have good ideas.

600
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,315
Sweet mother of God.

601
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,733
This is not my fault.

602
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,610
I barely touched Gilfoyle's AI.

603
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,988
What's it doing?

604
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:44,282
I have no idea. I told you,
it's a fucking black box, Richard.

605
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,076
Do you think
there's gonna be a riot?

606
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,787
Oh, I'm sure 20,000 coked-up
douchebags will be very civil

607
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,539
when they can't get food or water.

608
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,916
Holy shit, look at the hologram.

609
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,002
Oh my God.

610
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:58,880
Whoa.

611
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,018
Shit.

612
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:13,562
- What did we do?
- We?

613
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,564
Is it dead?

614
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,608
- Am I going to jail?
- Hey.

615
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,152
I can train you.

616
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,945
Hey, fuckers.

617
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:25,365
Popped a couple of Xanax and
then choked it in the trailer.

618
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,243
Feeling much better. Went
with outfit number three,

619
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,037
black jacquard.

620
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,121
Why is it so dark?

621
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,414
Um, well...

622
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,874
Lights!

623
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,630
Sweet! Voice command?
That is fucking awesome.

624
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,674
You guys are smart.

625
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:47,054
Voice command!

626
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,931
What just happened?

627
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,808
Did it work? What... What just happened?

628
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,393
Holy shit.

629
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,895
Wait, is that right?

630
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,939
It's at... 145%?

631
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,734
Now 160%. Okay, how is this possible?

632
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,403
Our network overhead
must've massively shrunk.

633
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,322
It's insane.

634
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,532
Oh my God. Okay...

635
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,117
My middle-out,

636
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,827
Gilfoyle's AI, whatever the fuck Dinesh

637
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:13,997
- did to Gilfoyle's AI...
- I basically rewrote the entire thing.

638
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,999
You guys,

639
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,959
it worked. It-It-It happened.

640
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,295
- We-we-we did it. We-we-we won.
- It worked?

641
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,506
- Ah! We did it!
- Yeah!

642
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,091
- Ah!
- You...

643
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,176
are like the three musketeers of coding,

644
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,178
except you are all d'Artagnan.

645
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,766
- Wait, wait.
- What?

646
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,392
What the fuck is going on?

647
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,019
He's growing!

648
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,607
It's beautiful.

649
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,235
Eat a dick, David Copperfield!

650
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,905
We hope you've enjoyed your flight

651
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:49,116
from Maui to San Francisco this evening.

652
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,700
Out of the right side of the aircraft,

653
00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:52,369
you can see the lights of Las Vegas.

654
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,746
And out of the left side, you can see...

655
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,291
I don't know what that is.

656
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,706
Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer.

657
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,292
- And cancer is bad.
- Cancer fucking sucks.

658
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,794
"Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No.

659
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,216
We built the single, greatest
network ever in the world.

660
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,802
I would like you to give me
free shares of Pied Piper.

661
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,888
You had plenty of opportunity to invest.

662
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,389
Yeah, you could buy a Piper coin.

663
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,767
Monica, two men are talking of business.

664
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,436
You can find your broom and fly away.

665
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,980
Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything

666
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,899
we've built just to prevent
me from having money.

667
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,485
Your entire life has prepared
you to publicly fail.

668
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,071
You're just failing to see that right now.

669
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:51,988
Don't insult me,

670
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,990
I can fail circles around you losers.

671
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,082
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

672
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,875
Someone tell me how to feel.

673
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,587
Jared, bolt the doors.

674
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:10,465
- What's in the bag?
- Clif Bars and a gun.