1 00:00:05,336 --> 00:00:09,310 Facebook, Google and Amazon exploit our data for profit. 2 00:00:09,398 --> 00:00:11,835 I will help you by building an internet of the people 3 00:00:11,923 --> 00:00:13,570 by the people and for the people, 4 00:00:13,657 --> 00:00:14,882 so help me God. 5 00:00:16,053 --> 00:00:18,788 You said all that stuff about not collecting user data. 6 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:21,147 - But I am. - I just lied to Congress. 7 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,386 Hooli will remain an independent entity, 8 00:00:23,473 --> 00:00:25,686 even if we have to shed a few divisions 9 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:27,421 and trim a little fat. 10 00:00:28,485 --> 00:00:30,614 Gwart has a really good idea, 11 00:00:30,702 --> 00:00:32,566 but she doesn't have a business plan. 12 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:33,897 Hi, I'm Jared. 13 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,765 We were able to break down all of your misdeeds. 14 00:00:37,935 --> 00:00:40,167 This guy is dirty as a dog, and we got him. 15 00:00:40,255 --> 00:00:41,336 Oh, hell yes. 16 00:00:41,423 --> 00:00:43,640 It's the greatest data aggregating platform. 17 00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:46,890 And Richard developed it specifically for us. 18 00:00:54,436 --> 00:00:56,251 So this morning, Colin cut a new build 19 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:58,508 of Gates of Galloo to his staging server. 20 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:02,612 Okay, um, this is Baldereach, 21 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,426 capital city of Galloonia. 22 00:01:04,514 --> 00:01:07,064 Those are some ghoul knights, wearing gelatinous armor. 23 00:01:07,152 --> 00:01:08,910 This is just the game, pretty standard stuff. 24 00:01:08,997 --> 00:01:10,855 Well, until I... 25 00:01:11,153 --> 00:01:12,714 turn on the microphone. 26 00:01:12,816 --> 00:01:14,696 How are you doing, Richard? Are you hungry? 27 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,589 Would you like some pizza? 28 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:21,718 What the fuck? 29 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:25,744 He's using our API to run ads directly in the game engine? 30 00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:27,050 Crazy, right? 31 00:01:27,138 --> 00:01:28,441 Domino's Pizza 32 00:01:28,529 --> 00:01:30,839 in a fantasy medieval universe. 33 00:01:30,962 --> 00:01:33,423 Why, it's enough to make you wanna go on vacation. 34 00:01:34,307 --> 00:01:36,917 And he's even using our ability to track sentiment. 35 00:01:37,019 --> 00:01:39,120 Yeah. Even if I say nonsense words, 36 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:40,808 it assigns them an emotional value. 37 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:43,356 La‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la! 38 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,942 Fuck me. So, 39 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:48,091 unless we get rid of Colin, which we can't, 40 00:01:48,231 --> 00:01:51,036 he is going to put this on our network. 41 00:01:51,427 --> 00:01:53,825 Money just perverts everything. 42 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,435 At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted. 43 00:01:56,522 --> 00:01:58,239 Yeah, I wanna be a lot perverted. 44 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:01,193 I wanna blow money while it talks to its wife on the phone. 45 00:02:01,281 --> 00:02:03,325 ‐I wanna suck money... oh. ‐All right. 46 00:02:03,535 --> 00:02:05,200 ‐Microphone. ‐Oh! Uh... 47 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:07,466 Kittens, puppies, United Nations! 48 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,458 *SILICON VALLEY* Season 06 Episode 02 49 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,560 Episode Title : "Blood Money" 50 00:02:19,648 --> 00:02:22,208 Richard, is this an okay time? 51 00:02:24,427 --> 00:02:25,599 It's a great time, Jared. 52 00:02:25,747 --> 00:02:29,380 I'm surrounded on all sides by people who turn on me. 53 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,275 ‐I can come back. ‐No. No, no, it's fine. 54 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:34,893 What do you got? 55 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,049 What is this? 56 00:02:40,197 --> 00:02:42,471 It's my resignation letter. 57 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,174 I'm leaving. 58 00:02:47,973 --> 00:02:49,150 What? 59 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,471 One gaff with Colin, and you're just gonna walk away? 60 00:02:54,564 --> 00:02:56,500 It's about so much more than that, Richard. 61 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:58,368 I've been agonizing over this. 62 00:02:58,455 --> 00:03:01,083 Not sleeping, not eating... 63 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:04,838 I completely forgot my godson's 40th birthday. 64 00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:05,967 Richard, 65 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:09,127 Pied Piper isn't the same company that I signed up for. 66 00:03:09,468 --> 00:03:11,283 She has different needs now, 67 00:03:11,371 --> 00:03:12,901 and so do you, 68 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,815 and, it turns out, 69 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:18,057 so do I. 70 00:03:19,507 --> 00:03:21,042 Okay, Jared... 71 00:03:21,696 --> 00:03:23,782 we are in the middle of a shit storm here. 72 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,612 I-I'm trying to handle this as honestly as possible. 73 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,082 There's a founder at the hacker hostel, 74 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:31,104 and she needs my help, and... 75 00:03:31,346 --> 00:03:33,167 once I'm free of encumbrances... 76 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,682 Encumbrances?! Oh! Well, 77 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:38,479 fuck me, Jared. I don't want to encumber you. 78 00:03:40,026 --> 00:03:40,758 Okay. 79 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,760 Go to your new boss. I hope she's not a... 80 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,284 big of a fuck‐up as I am, you... 81 00:03:46,471 --> 00:03:47,639 buddy‐fucker. 82 00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:51,659 ‐I'm not a buddy‐fucker. ‐Oh, yes, you are, Jared. 83 00:03:51,747 --> 00:03:53,496 You are a buddy‐fucker. 84 00:03:53,728 --> 00:03:55,018 I am your buddy, 85 00:03:55,174 --> 00:03:57,602 and you are fucking me. Ergo, 86 00:03:57,690 --> 00:03:59,362 you are a buddy‐fucker. 87 00:04:01,437 --> 00:04:02,659 Goodbye. 88 00:04:06,773 --> 00:04:09,526 ‐Richard, I'm not... ‐Goodbye, Jared. Thank you. 89 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:19,346 I like it how it is. 90 00:04:19,874 --> 00:04:21,214 But it's too warm. 91 00:04:21,464 --> 00:04:23,048 I want it warm. 92 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,128 Okay. 93 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:32,729 Gentlemen, and lady, 94 00:04:33,059 --> 00:04:35,321 a short time ago, I reached out to you and asked you 95 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,151 to invest, sight unseen, 96 00:04:37,238 --> 00:04:39,040 in a newer, leaner, 97 00:04:39,128 --> 00:04:40,454 and more focused Hooli. 98 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:43,014 And invest you did, guided not by 99 00:04:43,101 --> 00:04:45,725 traditional spreadsheets or actuarial tables, 100 00:04:45,812 --> 00:04:47,464 but by your own highly attuned 101 00:04:47,552 --> 00:04:49,776 - financial... - Gavin, cut the bullshit. 102 00:04:50,285 --> 00:04:52,010 What do we still own? 103 00:04:52,135 --> 00:04:53,362 Mr. Skelton. 104 00:04:53,518 --> 00:04:55,464 As candid and as forthright as ever. 105 00:04:55,552 --> 00:04:58,682 ‐ Age has not dulled one iota of... ‐ Gavin. 106 00:04:58,854 --> 00:05:01,518 Of course. I had prepared a presentation, 107 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:03,563 but I suppose I can just skip to the end. 108 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,198 Hopefully, I won't lose you. 109 00:05:05,422 --> 00:05:06,581 Okay... 110 00:05:08,293 --> 00:05:10,862 Confucius, John Lennon, 111 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,627 Nietzsche, Ayn Rand, 112 00:05:13,715 --> 00:05:15,315 Steve Wonder, and here we go! 113 00:05:15,455 --> 00:05:16,620 As you can see, 114 00:05:16,802 --> 00:05:19,664 among the many jewels still in Hooli's crown 115 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:23,055 are our exciting suite of office... 116 00:05:23,143 --> 00:05:25,041 Where is web services? 117 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:28,614 Well, Mr. Bezos felt it would fold nicely into his AWS, 118 00:05:28,755 --> 00:05:29,922 so he insisted... 119 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,190 Smart speaker and in‐home? 120 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:35,608 ‐He took that, too? ‐HooliHome was, indeed, subsumed 121 00:05:35,695 --> 00:05:37,861 ‐by the Amazon Alexa... ‐Targeted search? 122 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:40,325 Ironically, also missing. 123 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,313 But we maintain rights to the HooliPhone 124 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:44,324 and its proprietary apps, 125 00:05:44,481 --> 00:05:47,487 the patent for the Hooli Puck Mouse. 126 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:50,206 We also maintain our web‐based marketplaces, 127 00:05:50,293 --> 00:05:54,052 including our up‐and‐coming lifestyle networking platform, 128 00:05:54,256 --> 00:05:57,464 ‐Foxhole. ‐What the fuck is that?! 129 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,917 Well, Foxhole is a very exciting 130 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:04,095 web‐based exchange, catering to those in the military, 131 00:06:04,182 --> 00:06:07,130 who are interested in having extramarital affairs. ‐ 132 00:06:07,217 --> 00:06:08,285 Gavin, 133 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:11,036 when do you expect the eight of us will 134 00:06:11,124 --> 00:06:13,206 recoup our investment? 135 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:15,939 Ah, yes! That's my very next slide. 136 00:06:16,145 --> 00:06:17,466 After this one. 137 00:06:19,657 --> 00:06:21,195 Well, with a little luck, 138 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:25,190 we'll be profitable and up 5X inside three years. 139 00:06:25,278 --> 00:06:28,706 You got three months, or you're out. 140 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,790 So, Melanie will take on all of Jared's 141 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:35,055 marketing duties, Gwen will cover biz dev, 142 00:06:35,143 --> 00:06:36,925 and that should take care of it. 143 00:06:37,052 --> 00:06:38,217 Does this scan to you? 144 00:06:38,591 --> 00:06:40,464 ‐I can see it. ‐Okay, great. 145 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,384 ‐Okay, back to work. ‐Uh, Bertram, 146 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:44,886 while I have you... 147 00:06:45,563 --> 00:06:47,534 You don't have me. 148 00:06:47,761 --> 00:06:50,635 Richard's just tasked me with streamlining productivity 149 00:06:50,723 --> 00:06:51,972 and balancing headcount. 150 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,956 Can you explain to me why you have 151 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:55,823 no one working under you? 152 00:06:56,096 --> 00:06:59,157 It just seems odd considering that the agile board is showing 153 00:06:59,245 --> 00:07:00,917 that you have a massive backlog. 154 00:07:01,136 --> 00:07:02,417 You're new here, 155 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:05,044 so I'll forgive the patronizing tone. 156 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,714 I'm more concerned with being right 157 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,331 than being fast, 158 00:07:09,653 --> 00:07:12,706 and I don't like dealing with people. To wit, 159 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,160 ‐are we done? ‐Oh, 160 00:07:15,443 --> 00:07:16,691 you're "that guy." 161 00:07:16,909 --> 00:07:19,042 What "guy" exactly? 162 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:21,297 The brooding, arrogant guy 163 00:07:21,384 --> 00:07:23,362 who refuses to take orders? 164 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,217 Self‐taught coder who looks down on 165 00:07:25,305 --> 00:07:27,057 anyone who's taken a class. 166 00:07:27,145 --> 00:07:28,935 You're probably an atheist 167 00:07:29,023 --> 00:07:31,268 or something more contrarian. 168 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,565 You claim to be an anarcho‐capitalist, 169 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,784 but you work here and pay taxes. 170 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:39,899 You've probably read half of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, 171 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:43,128 and it's about 50/50 whether you own a snake. 172 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,143 His girlfriend owns a snake. 173 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:47,573 I finished Cryptonomicon, 174 00:07:47,712 --> 00:07:50,315 and you easily could've just looked in my file. 175 00:07:50,452 --> 00:07:51,866 I didn't need to. 176 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,038 ‐I'm assigning you five coders. ‐Inadvisable. 177 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,425 Noted. 178 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:58,255 I'll send them over first thing tomorrow. 179 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:00,735 If you're going to throw five randoms under me, 180 00:08:00,823 --> 00:08:02,759 at least let me pick my team. 181 00:08:03,272 --> 00:08:05,042 ‐Fair enough. ‐Good. 182 00:08:05,748 --> 00:08:07,440 ‐Georgia? ‐Mm. 183 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:11,376 You want to move the entire company to Georgia? 184 00:08:11,464 --> 00:08:13,001 ‐ Why? ‐ Well, the Valley's 185 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:14,715 become prohibitively expensive. 186 00:08:14,878 --> 00:08:16,269 Look at these numbers. 187 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:17,807 If we move to Georgia, 188 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:20,323 we can save a fortune and get a further investment. 189 00:08:20,537 --> 00:08:21,753 It's the only way. 190 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:23,901 Well, I have heard good things about 191 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:26,235 the food scene in the Dirty South. 192 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:27,878 Stankonia. Freaknik. 193 00:08:28,236 --> 00:08:29,930 Might be nice to be around more people of color. 194 00:08:30,017 --> 00:08:31,048 What? 195 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,495 Not Atlanta. 196 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:36,440 Tbilisi. The country of Georgia, not the state. 197 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:37,846 What? 198 00:08:39,337 --> 00:08:40,543 ‐ Gavin? ‐ Hmm? 199 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:43,846 Tbilisi is no doubt a wonderfully rustic place, 200 00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:47,382 but do you not fear losing a local presence, 201 00:08:47,470 --> 00:08:49,666 a connection with the beating heart of 202 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:52,211 the technology industry? 203 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,973 Boots on the ground, so to speak. 204 00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:55,674 I think it's wise, sir. 205 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,010 Shit. You're right. 206 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:03,416 I need to be here to maintain my relevance. 207 00:09:03,504 --> 00:09:05,525 All right then. Plan B. 208 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:08,908 You two and the team will move to Belarus. 209 00:09:09,057 --> 00:09:12,450 If we can get close enough to the Chernobyl exclusion zone, 210 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:13,890 it's a buyer's market, 211 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:15,971 and with the money we save from substantially 212 00:09:16,059 --> 00:09:17,841 downgrading from Tbilisi, 213 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:20,302 plus the bigger Belarusian investment we've been offered, 214 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,742 I'll maintain a pied‐à‐terre here in town. 215 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,919 Now, I'll need to rely much more heavily on you 216 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,007 because you probably won't see me much. 217 00:09:28,095 --> 00:09:29,927 I'll need you to guide the troops 218 00:09:30,191 --> 00:09:31,554 and bridge the language gap, 219 00:09:31,642 --> 00:09:32,710 but... 220 00:09:33,252 --> 00:09:34,726 God damn, 221 00:09:35,288 --> 00:09:37,953 I respect the hell out of you both. 222 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:48,593 - Monica: Are you sure about this? - Uh... 223 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:50,281 Yeah. Yeah, no. 224 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:53,437 We can't have that atrocious game anywhere on our network. 225 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:55,450 ‐We have to do a raise. ‐Well, 226 00:09:55,538 --> 00:09:58,117 it's a terrible time to do it, but... 227 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,099 I mean, it's your call. 228 00:10:00,444 --> 00:10:02,085 It's gonna have to be a big number though. 229 00:10:02,173 --> 00:10:03,463 Yeah, good. 230 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:05,878 I guess we should set up some meetings, yeah? 231 00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:09,281 Too time‐consuming. Let's jump‐start the process. 232 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,382 Are you feeling charitable? 233 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:14,404 Just 39 cents a day can literally 234 00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:16,812 feed an entire family like this. 235 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,921 Think about it, then ask yourself... 236 00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:26,028 All right, so this place is the who's who of VCs, 237 00:10:26,116 --> 00:10:28,200 so let's do a lap, take inventory, 238 00:10:28,288 --> 00:10:30,728 and we'll start with the biggest firm, work our way down to... 239 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:33,913 ‐ Laurie! ‐ Monica. Richard. 240 00:10:34,381 --> 00:10:35,968 What are you doing here? 241 00:10:36,128 --> 00:10:38,022 The same as you, I suppose. 242 00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:40,321 Eating caviar and... 243 00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:41,632 hacking famine. 244 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:45,022 ‐ No, I thought you moved to China. ‐ Mm. 245 00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:47,919 The interesting thing about moving, Monica, 246 00:10:48,007 --> 00:10:51,093 is that you can do it more than once. I am back. 247 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,124 You may be intrigued to know 248 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:57,272 that I have severed ties with Yao and YaoNet. 249 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,976 So, you're going back to VC? 250 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,535 Oh, no. 251 00:11:00,856 --> 00:11:02,479 You misunderstand. 252 00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:06,093 I have severed ties between Yao and YaoNet. 253 00:11:06,276 --> 00:11:08,441 Yao has been exited, and I have made myself 254 00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:09,872 the CEO of the company, 255 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,772 which I am moving back to the US, 256 00:11:11,861 --> 00:11:15,403 and in order to make it sound more American, 257 00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:16,920 I am renaming it 258 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,610 "YaoNetUS." 259 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,968 Wait. So, you're launching here? 260 00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:23,373 Yes, and with those Chinese out of the way, 261 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,084 I can finally be more ruthlessly efficient. 262 00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:27,335 Speaking of, 263 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:29,007 excuse me. 264 00:11:31,118 --> 00:11:33,757 ‐ What? Are you fucking kidding me? ‐ Richard, 265 00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:36,427 relax, okay, she's got inferior tech, 266 00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:38,054 she's got no developers. You remember when 267 00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:41,186 she tried to run Eklow? She's gonna last a week as CEO. 268 00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:43,786 I mean, look at her. She's desperate. 269 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:45,723 She's already in total flirt mode. 270 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:47,413 I do believe with proper management... 271 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:49,515 She needs money just like we do. 272 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,786 Let's just worry about us, okay? 273 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:54,054 I will introduce you, and just... 274 00:11:54,271 --> 00:11:56,311 let me do the talking, okay? 275 00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:57,499 Don't speak until... 276 00:11:57,587 --> 00:11:59,210 Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper. 277 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:02,033 ‐ Eric Rivera, Graves Partners. ‐ Oh. 278 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,897 I saw your congressional testimony, 279 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,450 and I thought, man, 280 00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:07,469 I really need to talk to that guy. 281 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,442 - Oh, you did? - Huh, cool. 282 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,421 Yeah. I mean, you committed 283 00:12:11,508 --> 00:12:13,903 to a really bad business model, 284 00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:15,550 on national TV. 285 00:12:15,638 --> 00:12:16,795 I guess I just wanted to know, 286 00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:18,421 what the hell were you thinking? 287 00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:20,622 I mean, picking a fight with Facebook is one thing, 288 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,224 but shitting on Google and Amazon at the same time, 289 00:12:23,282 --> 00:12:26,567 in front of TV cameras? What was going on in your brain? 290 00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,562 And-And Hooli. I‐ I shit on them, too, so... 291 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,731 I mean, we're all sitting in front of the TV in our office, 292 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,526 thinking this is the dumbest man in tech. 293 00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:35,486 And then we talked about it, and we realized, hang on, 294 00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:37,747 ‐ that is totally unfair. ‐ Yeah, you did? Good. 295 00:12:37,835 --> 00:12:40,741 Yeah, because, I mean, you were subpoenaed, right? You were under oath? 296 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,280 ‐ What were you supposed to do? ‐ Technically, I don't... 297 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:45,749 You weren't... you weren't under oath? 298 00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:47,444 Mm, I don't think so. 299 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:48,875 Are you kidding me? 300 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,233 Wait. Karl, Ben! Come over here. You gotta hear this. 301 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:53,936 We were wrong, man! Tell them what you just told me. 302 00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:58,718 Hey, um... 303 00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:01,194 Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper, yes? 304 00:13:01,403 --> 00:13:02,442 Uh, no. 305 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:05,033 Maximo Reyes. I am an investor from Chile. 306 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,984 Wow, I gotta tell you, it is an honor to meet you, man. 307 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,304 Truly, I am such a big fan of your technology. 308 00:13:10,718 --> 00:13:11,913 Wow. 309 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,452 ‐ What, like, really, or... ‐ Of course. Hi. 310 00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:18,804 We are shaking hands. 311 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:20,718 Correct? 312 00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:22,670 But I'm sure you have more important people to talk to, 313 00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:24,708 you know, and, you have made it painfully clear 314 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:26,287 that you do not want me as an investor, so... 315 00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:29,429 No, h‐ hold on. Wait, I‐ I‐ I made it clear? When did I... 316 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,350 Oh no, not you personally, but I spoke with somebody 317 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:32,768 from your company many times. 318 00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:34,085 Uh, Yarez? 319 00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:35,189 Yarez? 320 00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:36,942 Y‐ Yarez Dun... 321 00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:38,423 Yarez... Oh! 322 00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:40,007 ‐ Jared. ‐ Yes! 323 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:41,676 ‐ Whatever... ‐ Potatoes, potatoes. 324 00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:45,389 Well, uh, Yared doesn't really work with us anymore, so... 325 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,476 ‐ Oh, wow. Well, then. ‐ Yeah. 326 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,301 Look at you and me. 327 00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,371 We are talking. 328 00:13:51,804 --> 00:13:54,065 Have you ever had a Chilean terremoto? 329 00:13:54,382 --> 00:13:56,601 ‐ Denpok, got a minute? ‐ Yes. 330 00:13:56,907 --> 00:14:00,202 I may have a way to keep us here in the US. 331 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,108 Talk. 332 00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:05,003 Are you familiar with CIFIUS? 333 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,538 Yes. 334 00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:08,716 No. 335 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,272 The Committee on Foreign Investment in the US, 336 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,944 or CIFIUS, 337 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:16,348 is a federal agency that has wide latitude 338 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:17,921 to prevent American companies 339 00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:19,423 ‐ from doing business with foreigners, 340 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,319 if there's a national security threat. 341 00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:24,845 Are you familiar with the dating app Grindr? 342 00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:26,309 No. 343 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,017 Yes. 344 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:32,716 Last year, CIFIUS reversed the sale 345 00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,929 of Grindr to Chinese investors. 346 00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:38,684 They ruled that the sexual and HIV status of US citizens 347 00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:40,380 was something they needed to keep 348 00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:42,658 out of the hands of foreign interests. 349 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,948 ‐ I understand. ‐ This morning, 350 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:47,493 I was on the user database of Foxhole, 351 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,832 when I happened upon a familiar face. 352 00:14:53,187 --> 00:14:56,257 Four‐ star General Hanley Barris. 353 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:58,632 That is not his face. 354 00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:00,186 No, it is not. 355 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:03,327 But as a four‐ star general, 356 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,097 he could anonymously compel CIFIUS 357 00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:09,226 to prevent Foxhole or its ownership 358 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:11,077 from moving to foreign soil. 359 00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:14,397 No more Belarus? 360 00:15:14,601 --> 00:15:17,022 I think General Barris would be very keen to keep 361 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,724 this type of material out of the hands of 362 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:22,149 foreign interests, and by that, 363 00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:24,747 I mean his wife, Yekatarina. 364 00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:32,107 Hey! What happened to you last night? 365 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,648 Oh my God, you reek of booze. 366 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:37,264 Were you out all night? 367 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,140 Monica... 368 00:15:39,754 --> 00:15:42,169 ‐ I got lucky. ‐ Didn't need to know that. 369 00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:44,778 No, no, I got even luckier than that. 370 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:49,269 Tell me, did you know that the national tree of Chile 371 00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:50,764 is the piñoner? 372 00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:52,266 Also this, 373 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:54,880 ‐ do you know who Maximo Reyes is? ‐ Yeah. 374 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:58,427 The richest man in Chile. Well, I saw that very tree 375 00:15:58,515 --> 00:16:00,349 in the middle of his living room, 376 00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,843 and he let me climb it. 377 00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:06,591 You met Maximo Reyes 378 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,286 and you went to his house? 379 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:10,935 Yeah, and he showed me his art collection, 380 00:16:11,023 --> 00:16:13,730 and we drank a number of terremotos, 381 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:16,859 which are... fucking disgusting. 382 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,638 Anyway, I may have convinced him 383 00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:21,810 to give us enough money 384 00:16:22,688 --> 00:16:24,271 to get rid of Colin. 385 00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:25,901 Wait, what? 386 00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:28,385 I casually floated 50 million, 387 00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:30,066 and he didn't even bat an eye. 388 00:16:30,262 --> 00:16:31,761 Richard... 389 00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,595 There's a reason Jared tried to ditch this guy. 390 00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,187 ‐ We cannot take his money. ‐ Why not? 391 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,776 Did he tell you where he gets it from? 392 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:45,183 How his grandfather was the chief of secret police under Pinochet? 393 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:46,792 About how they ran their mines? 394 00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,954 They were basically slave traders. 395 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,628 He can't really be all that bad. 396 00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:55,175 I mean, he really, really likes Pied Piper. 397 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,428 Look, we cannot take blood money. 398 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,083 You thought selling ads were bad? 399 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,066 These guys executed people in soccer stadiums. 400 00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:04,136 I was open to it at first, 401 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,890 but Jared was adamant and he's right. 402 00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:08,667 Fifty million sounds great, but it's an 403 00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:11,120 awfully low price to pay for your integrity. 404 00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:12,636 Fuck. 405 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:14,120 Look, 406 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,153 I know Colin is a sleazebag, 407 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,864 but at least he's temporary. 408 00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:19,992 Okay, Maximo is a thousand times worse, 409 00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:21,605 and he would be permanent. 410 00:17:26,722 --> 00:17:27,808 Of course. 411 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,909 He just e‐ mailed me the term sheet. 412 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,245 I don't even wanna look at him. 413 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,517 Just forward it to me. 414 00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:35,790 ‐ I'll take care of it. ‐ Thanks. 415 00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:38,370 I know that this sucks, but I promise you, 416 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,040 you're doing the right... 417 00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:42,084 Fifty million? 418 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,847 Do you remember when I was offered 10? 419 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,191 Richard. 420 00:17:47,347 --> 00:17:49,015 Hmm? 421 00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:51,926 It's not $50 million. 422 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,626 Is it more? 423 00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:57,620 It's a billion, Richard. 424 00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:02,363 A what? 425 00:18:03,887 --> 00:18:07,909 He just offered us a billion dollars for 10%. 426 00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:10,138 Fuck. 427 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,378 You're already holding a cigarette. 428 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,472 Mr. Gilfoyle! 429 00:18:21,794 --> 00:18:25,105 ‐ Yes, ma'am? ‐ Is this your new team? 430 00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,152 It is. 431 00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:29,675 Five people, as you requested. 432 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,738 ‐ That man over there? ‐ Ken. 433 00:18:33,268 --> 00:18:36,522 ‐ Isn't he the coffee guy? ‐ Barista. Yes. 434 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:39,821 And Joyce was watering the plants. 435 00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,518 Mona was working security. 436 00:18:41,606 --> 00:18:44,433 Dan and George, they were painting the lobby. 437 00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:45,839 Until today. 438 00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:47,775 Which reminds me, they all need to change 439 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,824 their Linkedln status to... 440 00:18:49,937 --> 00:18:52,300 "placaters of middle management." 441 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,347 I'll be honest, this is sort of a first. 442 00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:57,363 And here you thought I was just... 443 00:18:57,955 --> 00:18:59,332 "that guy." 444 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,495 You know, Mr. Gilfoyle, you're right. 445 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:03,082 You're not "that guy," 446 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,210 because at the seven companies I've helped take public, 447 00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:09,255 every other "that guy" accepted their limitations, 448 00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:11,549 took on a team, and managed to get their work done. 449 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:13,775 Some of them are now billionaires. 450 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,415 None of them would've gotten into 451 00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:17,611 a dick‐ measuring contest with HR 452 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,223 when they were two weeks behind. 453 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,724 So, lucky us, 454 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,589 I guess you're unique. 455 00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,923 You know, Gilfoyle, when I first heard the phrase 456 00:19:28,011 --> 00:19:30,358 "dick‐ measuring contest," I thought it was a contest 457 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,278 to see who could measure the most dicks. 458 00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:33,728 But it isn't, 459 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,439 is it, Gilfoyle? 460 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:37,282 Is it a typo? Maybe it's a typo. 461 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:40,274 It's not a typo, Richard. It's spelled out in the offer. 462 00:19:40,424 --> 00:19:43,415 One billion dollars, in one lump sum. 463 00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:45,630 Okay, what do I do? 464 00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,669 ‐ I don't know. ‐ Oh. Okay, well, 465 00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:52,001 Jared had you pretty convinced that this was evil money. 466 00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:53,962 It's a billion fucking dollars, Richard! 467 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,594 Okay, so does that make this less evil or, like, 468 00:19:56,681 --> 00:19:58,337 ‐ way more evil? ‐ Ack! 469 00:19:58,516 --> 00:19:59,805 Do not touch. 470 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:02,251 It's an e‐ sign. You touch that button, it's over. 471 00:20:02,362 --> 00:20:03,943 Tell me what to do. 472 00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:06,110 Monica, this is your job! 473 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:08,022 Look, when my sister 474 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:11,275 got pregnant her freshman year of college, I said get an abortion. 475 00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:15,404 Well, now my niece, Dakota, who is very much with us, 476 00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:17,790 calls me "Aunt Abortion." 477 00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:19,695 I'm sorry. 478 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,453 You are the CEO, this is on you. 479 00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:24,648 Well, I gotta talk to Dinesh and Gilfoyle. 480 00:20:24,743 --> 00:20:26,263 No, you can't talk to those animals! 481 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,458 You say a word to anyone out there, 482 00:20:28,546 --> 00:20:31,757 and this whole company turns into Lord of the Flies in five seconds. 483 00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:34,781 It's a billion dollars, Richard. 484 00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:36,479 I'm sorry. You're on your own. 485 00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:38,088 Monica... 486 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,749 Richard, there is a major emergency. 487 00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:44,308 Gilfoyle is using the barista as one of the coders, 488 00:20:44,395 --> 00:20:46,602 so I tried to use the cappuccino machine on my own, 489 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:49,132 and I don't know if, like, the frother knob is, like, 490 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,615 jammed or something, 491 00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:52,268 but it's, like, not working. 492 00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:54,299 So, there is no froth, 493 00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:57,041 at all, for anybody. 494 00:20:58,142 --> 00:20:59,737 So, can you get on that? 495 00:21:00,085 --> 00:21:01,697 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay, great. 496 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,174 He's on it! 497 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,760 It's really a shit sandwich. 498 00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,241 They've been in there for a while. 499 00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:11,172 Wonder how it's going. 500 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,134 General Barris. Is it done? 501 00:21:16,761 --> 00:21:19,597 ‐ Wonderful. ‐ Say hello to your wife for me. 502 00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:22,958 Gavin! How was the meeting? 503 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:36,623 Aah! Fuck! 504 00:21:42,796 --> 00:21:44,170 Richard? 505 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,428 Huh? Yeah. 506 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:48,538 What are you doing here? 507 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,608 Do you have a second? 508 00:21:50,737 --> 00:21:53,365 Yeah, yeah. Come on in. 509 00:21:53,841 --> 00:21:55,654 I know you tried to keep Maximo away from me, 510 00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:58,498 but one thing lead to another and‐ and now this. 511 00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:01,076 ‐ That is quite an offer. ‐ Yeah. 512 00:22:01,672 --> 00:22:04,318 So, what do I do? 513 00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:07,436 Look, Richard, I know you said Monica's checked out on this, 514 00:22:07,524 --> 00:22:12,301 but... this is kind of a monumental Pied Piper matter. 515 00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:15,647 I think you should get advice from somebody within the company. 516 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,647 That's why I'm here, Jared. 517 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,545 That's you. 518 00:22:19,661 --> 00:22:20,904 You gotta come back. 519 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,623 ‐ Richard... ‐ I‐ I know 520 00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:25,142 your job changed over time, 521 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,926 but we can undo that. 522 00:22:27,115 --> 00:22:28,446 You know, restructure your role, 523 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:30,326 move you upstairs so you're closer to me. 524 00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:32,176 Whatever it takes to make it work. 525 00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:34,029 Come on, think about it. We'll be... 526 00:22:34,173 --> 00:22:35,988 a pair of boys, back in business. 527 00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:38,342 Richard, it's too late. I mean, 528 00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,715 you know, you let me go, so I took the job here 529 00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,968 ‐ with Gwart, and... ‐ So? 530 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,881 Go inside and tell Gwart you're leaving. 531 00:22:46,209 --> 00:22:48,098 Well, that's not how loyalty works. 532 00:22:48,185 --> 00:22:49,683 I mean, that wouldn't be fair. 533 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,092 Fair? 534 00:22:52,846 --> 00:22:55,527 Years ago, you came to this house, 535 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:57,475 begging me for a job, and I gave you one. 536 00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:01,348 In fact, I made you COO. A-A-And now, 537 00:23:01,436 --> 00:23:03,842 when I need you the most, you stab me in the back, 538 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,971 and you have the balls to lecture me about loyalty? 539 00:23:07,074 --> 00:23:09,287 Are you fucking kidding me? 540 00:23:09,461 --> 00:23:10,625 I was right. 541 00:23:10,776 --> 00:23:12,653 You are a buddy‐ fucker. 542 00:23:13,606 --> 00:23:16,105 ‐ Please stop saying that. ‐ Buddy‐ fucker. 543 00:23:16,224 --> 00:23:17,639 Stop saying that. 544 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,191 And‐ and‐ and please just leave this house, 545 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,428 or I can't be held responsible for my behavior. 546 00:23:22,515 --> 00:23:23,553 Oh yeah? 547 00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,468 What are you gonna do, Jared? Huh? 548 00:23:25,556 --> 00:23:27,633 You gonna buddy‐ fuck me? 'Cause that's what you do 549 00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:30,201 ‐ to your buddies now, isn't it? ‐ Get out. 550 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:35,045 Oh, Gwart. No, no, no! That's too much sun. 551 00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:38,709 Oh my God. 552 00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:40,979 This is Gwart? 553 00:23:41,346 --> 00:23:43,136 Richard... 554 00:23:43,287 --> 00:23:45,948 ‐ This is who you're walking away for? ‐ Richard, do not. 555 00:23:46,035 --> 00:23:47,908 She's your new little code girlfriend? 556 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:50,285 ‐ Don't. ‐ This, uh... 557 00:23:50,436 --> 00:23:52,496 ‐ Don't. ‐ This googly‐ eyed... 558 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:55,124 ‐ No, no, no, no... ‐ Yoo‐ hoo drinking... 559 00:23:55,211 --> 00:23:56,597 ‐ No! ‐ Oh my God. 560 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,196 Oh, okay, okay, okay, look, I'm sorry! 561 00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:00,206 ‐ No. ‐ A-All right. 562 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:02,745 I oughta knock your teeth, you bitch‐ made motherfucker. 563 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,628 I‐I‐I... I didn't mean it. 564 00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:06,105 I was state‐ raised! 565 00:24:06,193 --> 00:24:07,899 You think I'm scared to catch a case 566 00:24:07,987 --> 00:24:10,111 ‐ of some bullshit?! ‐ I‐ I'm sorry, Jared! 567 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,354 I didn't mean it, okay? I'm sorry, Gwart. I didn't mean it! 568 00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:14,509 You keep her name out of your skanky little mouth, 569 00:24:14,597 --> 00:24:16,013 you little, little bitch! 570 00:24:16,101 --> 00:24:18,725 Hey! Hey! Hey! This is a place of business... 571 00:24:18,984 --> 00:24:20,440 Oh my God. Don't shoot me! 572 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:21,859 - ‐ Jared! - ‐ 573 00:24:21,946 --> 00:24:24,695 ‐ Jared! Aah! ‐ Dope‐ led, peckerwood motherfucker! 574 00:24:24,782 --> 00:24:27,493 ‐ Richard: Jared! Jared, no! ‐ Get checked in, hoe! 575 00:24:29,745 --> 00:24:31,368 Oh, Jesus! 576 00:24:31,455 --> 00:24:34,705 Jared: You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie?! 577 00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:36,961 You did this, Richard! 578 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,415 Aah! 579 00:24:39,503 --> 00:24:41,284 Ow, what the fuck? 580 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:48,154 Mr. Gilfoyle! You wanted to see me before I left? 581 00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:50,637 Yes, Tracy, I did. 582 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:54,596 I wanted you to be here when I push my entire backlog of code. 583 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,060 You finished all of it? In just 24 hours? 584 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,542 I did, all by myself. 585 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,456 I'll take that apology now. 586 00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:10,967 Mr. Gilfoyle, you said that I had to choose. 587 00:25:11,203 --> 00:25:14,018 You said I could have it fast or I could have it right, 588 00:25:14,127 --> 00:25:17,252 but I just got it fast and right, 589 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,781 and all I had to do was threaten your manhood 590 00:25:19,869 --> 00:25:21,700 by assigning you other coders. 591 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,503 It worked at seven other companies, 592 00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:25,706 and it obviously worked here. 593 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,745 We're back on schedule! 594 00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:30,386 Now, why would I be sorry about that. 595 00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:35,331 I respect your skills. 596 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,140 Thank you. 597 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,011 See you in the morning. 598 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:44,912 And now, we are both holding 599 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:46,540 ‐ a whiskey. ‐ Yes. 600 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,907 Um, Maximo, I wanna apologize 601 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:50,563 for coming over here unannounced. 602 00:25:50,651 --> 00:25:52,516 And I wanna do this deal with you, 603 00:25:52,604 --> 00:25:54,284 but... Jesus... 604 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:56,948 Richard, you have some concerns because of my family. 605 00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:58,753 I mean... yeah. 606 00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:00,729 Richard, do you see these photographs? 607 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,725 Now, these people, a lot of them children, 608 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,409 used to work for my father in my family's mines. 609 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:09,581 Now, I keep them here as a reminder 610 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,709 of the many, many mistakes my father made. 611 00:26:11,889 --> 00:26:13,940 I want to fix those mistakes, Richard. 612 00:26:14,603 --> 00:26:16,728 By investing in you and your company, 613 00:26:17,415 --> 00:26:18,913 I'll be able to start doing that. 614 00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:20,143 Do you really believe that? 615 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,563 Richard, we are going to change the world, you and I. 616 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,782 Shit! What was that? 617 00:26:25,907 --> 00:26:28,485 Ah, the birds. You know, they're attracted to the tree, 618 00:26:28,572 --> 00:26:30,040 so sometimes, you know, kapffft! 619 00:26:30,892 --> 00:26:32,009 What are you gonna do? 620 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:36,077 ‐ To rectifying the mistakes of my father. ‐ Sure. Yeah. 621 00:26:36,165 --> 00:26:38,405 The fool who allowed the workers to unionize 622 00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:39,853 and ask for higher wages 623 00:26:39,941 --> 00:26:41,704 and more expensive hospitals. 624 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:44,220 ‐ We... ‐ Uh, sorry. What was that? 625 00:26:44,308 --> 00:26:46,836 Yes. My grandfather, he built a great fortune, 626 00:26:46,924 --> 00:26:49,524 but then my idiot father almost gave it all away. 627 00:26:49,612 --> 00:26:51,766 But not now, though. Oh no. 628 00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:54,645 Now, I mine copper, cobalt and diamonds, 629 00:26:54,798 --> 00:26:56,462 and now, thanks to you, 630 00:26:56,612 --> 00:26:58,696 data. Gracias. 631 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,018 Uh, no. No, what? 632 00:27:02,106 --> 00:27:03,790 No, we do not... 633 00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:04,985 Oh my God! 634 00:27:05,073 --> 00:27:06,363 Uh... 635 00:27:06,451 --> 00:27:07,865 No, we... 636 00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:11,014 We will not mine user data. 637 00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:12,823 I was very clear about that. 638 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:14,056 But you do. 639 00:27:14,144 --> 00:27:15,392 Richard, did you not tell me 640 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,829 when we were sitting on my tree, bonding, 641 00:27:17,943 --> 00:27:19,944 that there is a man in your network right now, 642 00:27:20,032 --> 00:27:22,970 using a tool, that you built, in order to mine user data? 643 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,923 No. That is coming to an end. That doesn't happen anymore. 644 00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:28,290 Richard, please. Cheers. 645 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:29,997 To our future endeavors together. 646 00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:31,624 Maximo... 647 00:27:31,931 --> 00:27:35,427 we will never collect and monetize user data. 648 00:27:35,728 --> 00:27:36,887 Ever. 649 00:27:37,337 --> 00:27:40,390 Then why would I give you one billion dollars, Richard? 650 00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:43,105 Look at me. I am not a fool like my father. 651 00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:47,415 You are turning this into a dick‐ measuring contest. 652 00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:50,642 Please don't, because I assure you, 653 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:54,571 it will be I who measures the most. 654 00:27:55,818 --> 00:27:57,274 Are‐ are you threatening me? 655 00:27:57,408 --> 00:27:58,656 Take my money, Richard. 656 00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:00,782 It'll be very good for you, 657 00:28:01,049 --> 00:28:02,339 and very good for me. 658 00:28:02,845 --> 00:28:05,794 But if you do not take my money, Richard... 659 00:28:05,882 --> 00:28:08,898 oh, it will be very bad for you. 660 00:29:00,426 --> 00:29:04,231 ♪ You know I talk to my baby ♪ 661 00:29:04,353 --> 00:29:07,348 ♪ Like a mother talk to her kid ♪ 662 00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:10,305 ♪ You know I love that woman ♪ 663 00:29:10,393 --> 00:29:14,268 ♪ But I just can't keep it hid ♪ 664 00:29:14,372 --> 00:29:17,091 ♪ She got the devil in her ♪ 665 00:29:18,861 --> 00:29:20,200 ♪ Yes ♪ 666 00:29:20,288 --> 00:29:23,012 ♪ That woman got the devil in her... ♪ 667 00:29:30,749 --> 00:29:32,580 Richard, it's Maximo. 668 00:29:32,668 --> 00:29:34,286 We are on the phone. 669 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,635 Let me tell you what is going to happen to you next. 670 00:29:39,082 --> 00:29:41,747 All I wanted to do was be a golden millionaire. 671 00:29:41,835 --> 00:29:43,921 A millionaire that gets peed on? 672 00:29:44,129 --> 00:29:46,044 I could see you making half that happen. 673 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,114 Can I be honest with you for once? 674 00:29:48,202 --> 00:29:50,159 For once? You're my attorney. 675 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,427 You're out of options. 676 00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,364 Holy shit. We could buy Hooli. 677 00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:54,661 Take your marks. 678 00:30:02,462 --> 00:30:03,718 I still got it, Hoover.