1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,136 HERE I COME, DANNY! 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,912 [ LAUGHS ] 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,375 [ GASPS ] OH! 4 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,240 OOPS. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,753 [ ROARS ] 6 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,489 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,560 I'M GONNA WEAR THIS TOMORROW NIGHT. 8 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,359 DON'T TELL ME. UM, I'LL TAKE A SHOT. 9 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,892 YEAH. YOU GOT A HAIRCUT, HUH? 10 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,726 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] EVERY HALLOWEEN, 11 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,031 DANNY AND I DRESS UP AS RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY, 12 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,363 AND WE GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,768 ALL THESE WORDS NECESSARY? 14 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,899 I'M TRYING TO WATCH A LITTLE TELEVISION. 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,174 I'M KEELEY SUMMERS. 16 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,603 COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, 17 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:40,607 MORE EXTREME-SPORTS ACTION RIGHT HERE ON SPORTS X. 18 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,181 HEY, ISN'T THAT -- ISN'T THAT THE GIRL FROM HIGH SCHOOL, 19 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,840 YOU KNOW, ON THE BEACH AND EVERYTHING? 20 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,947 [ GROANS ] YEAH. 21 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,118 KEELEY SUMMERS. TURN IT OFF. 22 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,748 I GUESS SHE'S IN TOWN COVERING THAT, UH, 23 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,752 INTERNATIONAL STUPID ROLLER THING OR SOMETHING. 24 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,024 SHE WAS SO HORRIBLE TO ME. 25 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,963 SHE STOLE EVERY GUY I EVER LIKED, 26 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,558 AND SHE GOT FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE YEAR 27 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,960 BECAUSE I PLAYED BOYS BASEBALL AND WASN'T ELIGIBLE. 28 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,862 LOOK HOW, UH -- LOOK HOW SHE HOLDS HERSELF, YOU KNOW? 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,595 OH, HOLD THIS, OLD MAN. 30 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,831 Man: KEELEY? 31 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,067 [ GASPS ] 32 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,942 OH, GOOD. ANOTHER ONE. 33 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,471 HELP ME, CANNON. SHE TOOK PICTURES. 34 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,777 IF YOU'RE GONNA LET THIS KID 35 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,408 DRESS LIKE SOME MEASLE-INFESTED RAG DOLL, 36 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,414 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, SAVE SOME TIME. 37 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,246 LET HIM JUST GO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIMSELF. GO AHEAD. 38 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,651 DANNY, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. 39 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,122 WE ARE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME 40 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,151 AND GET HOPPED UP ON ABBA-ZABAS LIKE WE DO EVERY YEAR. 41 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,816 SEE? THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 42 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,324 HALLOWEEN IS NOTHING BUT CHILD WELFARE. 43 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,416 A BUNCH OF THESE GARGOYLES WALKING UP AND DOWN THE STREET 44 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,458 LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT. 45 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,632 OH, LIGHTEN UP, DAD. 46 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,800 IT'S KIDS DRESSING UP AND GETTING CANDY. 47 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,958 WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID, THE TRICK WAS NOT GETTING POLIO, 48 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:40,127 AND THE TREAT WAS TO GET A JOB WHEN YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD. 49 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,068 WELL, IT IS A FAMILY TRADITION, 50 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,072 AND WE ARE GOING TO KEEP IT GOING. 51 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,244 LOOK, DON'T WE HAVE TO AGREE ON FAMILY TRADITIONS? 52 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,844 GO GET READY FOR PRACTICE. 53 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,835 THANK YOU. 54 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,136 HEY, HEY, DANNY BOY. 55 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,348 I'M SORRY. I WAS ONLY TEASING ABOUT THE OUTFIT. 56 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,080 YOU LOOK GREAT. SEE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL. 57 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,084 YEAH, THANKS. 58 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,075 BE SURE TO BRING SOME CANDY, 59 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,687 'CAUSE I'M NOT GETTING ANY DRESSED LIKE THIS. 60 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,690 WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO HIM? 61 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,163 IT IS OUR FIRST HALLOWEEN SINCE THE MOVE, 62 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,362 AND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO FEEL 63 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,993 THAT SOME THINGS DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE. 64 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,927 YOU CAN COME WITH US. YOU CAN DRESS AS DESPAIR. 65 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,533 OH, THAT'S CLEVER. 66 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,125 BUT, YOU SEE, I HAVE A TRADITION. 67 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,797 1997 HALLOWEEN, 68 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,135 A BUNCH OF KIDS CAME INTO OUR CEMETERY 69 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,671 AND TURNED OVER GRAVESTONES. 70 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,867 AND ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR MOTHER'S. 71 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,308 AND I... [ BASEBALL BAT THUNKS ] 72 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,953 ...AM NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. 73 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,308 THAT'S MY TRADITION. 74 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,152 * I'M BACK 75 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,254 -- Captions by VITAC -- 76 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,086 * I'M BACK 77 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:45,733 *** 78 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,189 [ LAUGHS ] 79 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,590 *** 80 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,997 [ THUD ECHOES ] 81 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,471 [ AIR RUSHING ] 82 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,540 *** 83 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,242 WHOA. NICE HIT, BUDDY. 84 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,384 IT ONLY TOOK YOU SIX MONTHS TO GET A PIECE OF IT. 85 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,740 LOSER! 86 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,048 [ LAUGHS ] 87 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,049 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. YOU DRILLED THAT. 88 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,951 ALL RIGHT, VANESSA. YOUR TURN AT BAT. 89 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,623 NICE HIT, DANNY. THANKS. 90 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,422 HEY, ARE YOU GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING TOMORROW NIGHT 91 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,424 WITH THE TEAM? 92 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,055 UM...I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,591 WELL, IF YOU DO, MAYBE I COULD GO WITH YOU GUYS. 94 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,357 YEAH, BUT AREN'T YOU GOING WITH DAVID? 95 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,956 NO. 96 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,927 HE THINKS COSTUMES ARE STUPID. 97 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,765 OH. OH, YEAH. DEFINITELY. 98 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:54,941 YOU CAN COME WITH US. 99 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,098 GREAT. 100 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,036 *** 101 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,612 Yes. 102 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,941 OKAY. THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING 103 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,205 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO DO 104 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,953 IN BETWEEN THE BASES. 105 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,048 IT IS CALLED RUNNING! 106 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,649 Danny: HEY, CANNON. 107 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,281 UH, YOU MIND IF I INTERRUPT YOUR YELLING FOR JUST A SECOND? 108 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,977 I AM NOT YELLING. 109 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,088 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 110 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,219 HEY, UH, YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GREAT IDEA? 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,624 YEAH, IF WE ALL GO TRICK-OR-TREATING 112 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,716 TOMORROW NIGHT! 113 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,127 All: NO! 114 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,758 I'M NOT GOING. 115 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:20,893 DAVID AND HIS GANG 116 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,298 ARE GONNA PUSH ME DOWN AND TAKE MY CANDY AGAIN. 117 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,831 LAST YEAR, THEY EVEN BROKE MY CANDELABRA. 118 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,436 LIBERACE WITHOUT HIS CANDELABRA IS JUST ELVIS. 119 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,739 WELL, WE HAVE TO GO OUT. 120 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,440 IT'S HALLOWEEN. I'M TALKING FREE CANDY. 121 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:35,043 LISTEN, I'D KILL A MAN FOR A BUCKET OF CANDY. 122 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,446 BUT THESE GUYS SCARE ME. 123 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,748 THEY PICKED ME UP BY MY SIDE SKIN. 124 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,180 I DON'T WANT TO GET BULLIED ANYMORE. 125 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,824 LOOK, WE ARE NOT GONNA GET BULLIED TOMORROW NIGHT. 126 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:44,951 I CAN GUARANTEE THAT. 127 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:45,945 RIGHT, CANNON? 128 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,086 WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT? 129 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,160 YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. 130 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,959 YOU CAN CRACK THE BULLY CODE FOR US. 131 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,091 RIGHT. 132 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,696 THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DO THAT. 133 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,668 BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME. 134 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,168 SO, HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO. 135 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,699 WE CAN PULL A NUMBER 19. 136 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,944 NOW, FOR NUMBER 19, YOU GOT HAVE A KIT. 137 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,311 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A PIPE, VENETIAN BLINDS, A ROPE. 138 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,310 *** 139 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,141 YOU'RE GONNA NEED SUPER GLUE. 140 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,546 YOU'RE GONNA NEED GREASE, SOME PEPPER, MAYBE A UNICYCLE, 141 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,120 A BAG OF CEMENT, AND SILK STOCKINGS 142 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,818 AND A COUPLE OTHER ITEMS. 143 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,820 WHOLE THING COSTS YOU $3,000, $4,000. 144 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,552 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. 145 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,118 RIGHT. NOT IN YOUR BUDGET. I GET IT. 146 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,356 HERE'S THE DEAL. GATHER UP HERE. 147 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,004 Dick: HEY, TERRY. 148 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,198 JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE SURE 149 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,159 YOU'RE COMING TO MY DICK-TOBER AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM 150 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,198 TOMORROW NIGHT. 151 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,002 I WAS THINKING ABOUT JUST PUTTING A BOW ON 152 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,704 AND COMING AS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN, 153 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,906 BUT THEN... I COULDN'T BE A COWBOY. 154 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,038 AND COWBOYS ARE FRIGGIN' AWESOME. 155 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,343 PEW! PEW! PEW! PEWNG! 156 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,536 THAT ONE RICOCHETED. YOU HEAR THAT? 157 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,547 [ LAUGHS ] 158 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,148 OH, DON'T DO THAT. 159 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,749 I SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH MY SON, DICK. 160 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,181 OH, COME ON. 161 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,746 WE'RE HAVING ALL KINDS OF RELAY RACES, COOL PRIZES. JUST -- 162 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,324 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE RELAY RACES? 163 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,722 THAT'S SO COOL! 164 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,164 THAT'S MEAN. 165 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,188 OH, MY GOD. 166 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,693 THAT'S KEELEY SUMMERS. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 167 00:05:58,726 --> 00:05:59,756 YOU KNOW KEELEY? 168 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,603 I MET HER LAST YEAR AT THE SIDECAR. 169 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,329 SHE'S BACK IN TOWN, AND SHE'S DEFINITELY COMING 170 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,073 TO MY DICK-TOBER AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM. 171 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,528 [ LAUGHS ] 172 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,597 HEY, SLINGBAUGH. 173 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,835 SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE PARTY? 174 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,939 [ LAUGHS ] YES, YOU WILL, KEELEY. 175 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,241 GANNON? 176 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:12,942 MM? 177 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,013 TERRY? 178 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,011 OH, MY -- 179 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,912 [ GASPS ] IS THAT YOU? 180 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,854 OH, YOU NEVER GREW! [ LAUGHS ] 181 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,209 OH, AND YOU'RE STANDING UP AND WEARING CLOTHES. 182 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,578 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 183 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:26,087 I WAS CLASS PRESIDENT, AND TERRY WAS THE, UH -- 184 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,059 GOD, WHAT DID YOU DO, AGAIN? 185 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,388 VENDING-MACHINE LIAISON. 186 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,093 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 187 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,264 WELL, TERRY AND I WERE ALWAYS COMPETING, 188 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,293 AND I ALWAYS WON. 189 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,797 GOD, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN. 190 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,099 YEAH, HIGH SCHOOL. 191 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,970 SO LONG AGO. SO IRRELEVANT NOW. 192 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,069 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 193 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,470 LIFE IS JUST HIGH SCHOOL ALL GROWN UP. 194 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,202 NO. NO ONE SAYS THAT. 195 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,136 WELL, I JUST SAID IT, SO PEOPLE DO SAY IT. 196 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,372 [ Chuckling ] THEY DO. 197 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,876 SO, DO YOU STILL LIVE HERE? 198 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,978 OH, TERRY -- UH, TERRY HAD TO QUIT COLLEGE 199 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,550 WHEN SHE GOT KNOCKED UP. 200 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,379 AND THEN, SHE, UH, MARRIED A LOSER AND GOT DIVORCED... OH. 201 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,254 ...AND HAD TO MOVE BACK DOWN HERE TO LIVE WITH HER DAD. 202 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,153 SHE ALSO COACHES, AND, UH, SHE WORKS FOR ME -- 203 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,616 AT THE PIZZERIA. 204 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:04,064 TERRY GANNON, MAKING POOR LIFE DECISIONS SINCE 1997. 205 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,091 [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,125 WOW. 207 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,999 WELL, TERRY, I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH UP, 208 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,758 BUT I HAVE A SPORTS X INTERVIEW AT THE OTHER FIELD HERE. 209 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,398 BUT, HEY, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AT DICK'S HALLOWEEN PARTY. 210 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,972 AT MY DICK-TOBER AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME JAM. 211 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,001 [ LAUGHS ] 212 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,065 YOU KNOW WHAT? OR JUST FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM, 213 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,014 AND I'LL TAKE PICS OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU MISSED. 214 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:19,839 OKAY. BYE. 215 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,913 OH-HO-HO! 216 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,113 SHE IS SOMETHING, HUH? 217 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,584 YEAH. SHE'S SOMETHING. 218 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,783 LOOK, TERRY, I CAN UNDERSTAND NOW 219 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,124 WHY YOU'RE NOT COMING TOMORROW NIGHT. 220 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,448 I WOULDN'T WANT TO COMPETE WITH THAT, EITHER. 221 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,153 I MEAN... [ Laughing ] SHE'S PERFECT. 222 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,145 [ LAUGHS ] 223 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,446 SHUT UP, DICK. I'LL BE THERE. 224 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,958 *** 225 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,829 ALL RIGHT. COOL. 226 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,602 OH. HEY, MOM. 227 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,101 YOU KNOW, I KNOW WE HAVE A TRADITION, 228 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,132 AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TO ASK YOU THIS, 229 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,437 BUT, YOU KNOW, DO YOU THINK, THIS HALLOWEEN, 230 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,609 MAYBE I COULD GO TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH MY OWN -- 231 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:52,469 FRIENDS? 232 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,876 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 233 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,878 ABSOLUTELY. 234 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:56,939 YEAH, AND I'LL GO OUT WITH MINE. 235 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:57,977 GOOD IDEA. THANK YOU. 236 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,051 GREAT NEW TRADITION. GOOD THINKING, BUDDY. 237 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,109 YEAH. YEAH. 238 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,156 *** 239 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,802 MOM, SOMEONE'S HERE TO MILK OUR COWS THAT WE DON'T HAVE. 240 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,858 MICHAEL, IT'S ME -- COACH TERRY. 241 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,997 I'M RAGGEDY ANN. 242 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,731 OH. WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY HALF OF THAT. 243 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,167 MOM, I'M LEAVING. HAVE FUN TONIGHT. 244 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,812 DON'T WORRY, TERRY. MY MOM CAN WORK MAGIC. 245 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,808 GOODBYE, MOM. 246 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,209 BYE, DARLING -- OH, GOOD LORD. 247 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,041 YOU LOOK LIKE A 7-YEAR-OLD DOING THE WALK OF SHAME. 248 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,478 IT'S HALLOWEEN, DARLING. WHERE ARE YOUR BREASTS? 249 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,053 HELP. I NEED A GROWN-UP COSTUME. 250 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,153 *** 251 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,855 OH, I AM GOING TO TAKE KEELEY SUMMERS DOWN TONIGHT. 252 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,220 SHE COMPLETELY RODE MY COATTAILS IN HIGH SCHOOL 253 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,987 AND TOOK EVERYTHING THAT WAS COMING TO ME. 254 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,926 HM. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE OVER IT. 255 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,661 I AM WAY TOO AMPED UP FOR YOUR DRY BRITISH WIT. 256 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,828 I WANT TO WIN -- ONCE. 257 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,837 I WANT TO SHOW UP TO THIS PARTY LOOKING SO SMOKING HOT 258 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,410 THAT KEELEY SUMMERS DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR KISS ME, 259 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,839 AND SHE'S SO CONFUSED 260 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,114 THAT SHE JUST MELTS INTO A PUDDLE OF HER OWN MISERY. 261 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,784 OOH. I LOVE DARK TERRY. 262 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,124 NOW LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THAT DREADFUL HAMBURGER-GIRL COSTUME 263 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,350 AND INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE DELICIOUS. 264 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,715 OOH. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO LATEX? 265 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,685 YES. 266 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,893 NO PROBLEM. I HAVE OTHER CLOSETS. 267 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,955 *** 268 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,118 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 269 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,224 CAROLINE? 270 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,115 THIS BUM JAMES IS TRYING TO SHOW YOU UP. 271 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,458 "FRIEND AND NURSE" AND THE PICTURE. 272 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,734 HE HAD TO DO THIS LAST WEEK. 273 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,274 I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN HE SHOWS UP, MAN, 274 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,428 I'M GONNA CUT HIM A NEW ONE. YOU HEAR ME? 275 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,496 James: I'M HERE. 276 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,573 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY CLARA'S STONE? 277 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,913 YEAH, YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO. 278 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,309 YOU THINK YOUR DEAD WIFE IS BETTER THAN MY DEAD WIFE? 279 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,011 WHAT IS THAT, A FRIGGING RéSUMé? 280 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,854 "NURSE." 281 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,150 *** 282 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,820 HI. 283 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,655 WOW. YOU LOOK GREAT. 284 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,961 THANKS. 285 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,832 BUT WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED LIKE ONE OF THE ANGLES? 286 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,160 IT'S HALLOWEEN? 287 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,255 YOU LOOK LIKE THE CHICK FROM "THE HUNGRY GAMES." 288 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,797 AND, DONG, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 289 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,543 HEY, WE ALL AGREED TO COME IN OUR UNIFORMS, RIGHT? 290 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,168 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 291 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,675 WELL, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME TRICK-OR-TREATING? 292 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,939 All: YEAH! 293 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,176 [ WIZARDZ OF OZ'S "WELCOME TO THE NIGHT" PLAYS ] 294 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,821 * THERE'S A DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF TOWN * 295 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,886 * EVERYBODY HERE GETS WARNED ABOUT * 296 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,064 WHOA-HO! KEELEY! 297 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,332 [ LAUGHS ] YOU LOOK AMAZING. 298 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,390 * FORBIDDEN LIKE MY LOVE FOR YOU * 299 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,828 [ LAUGHS ] SHUT UP. 300 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,863 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 301 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,867 [ LAUGHS ] 302 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,998 BUT SERIOUSLY. 303 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,343 *** 304 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,410 WOW. 305 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,441 WOW. 306 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,979 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 307 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,446 [ COUGHS ] 308 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,255 WHOA. TERRY. YOU, UH -- 309 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,431 WOW. I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. THAT'S "WOW," RIGHT? 310 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,530 THAT -- THAT IS -- 311 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,761 YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY, TERRY. 312 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,656 I MEAN, SO MUCH BETTER THAN YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 313 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,727 [ CHUCKLES ] 314 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,626 MM, THANKS. YOU JUST LOOK THE SAME. 315 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,873 AND, DICK, IN YOUR "ALONE RANGER" COSTUME. 316 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,107 HOW PERFECT. 317 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,181 YOU KNOW WHAT, TERRY? 318 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,079 I GIVE, AND I GIVE, AND YOU JUST -- OH! 319 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,051 SLUTTY NURSE! I GOT TO GO. 320 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,954 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON KEELEY'S FACE? 321 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,594 SHE WAS RATTLED. MM. 322 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,748 IT WAS AWESOME. 323 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:00,917 YES, VERY GOOD. 324 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,294 UH, AND, DARLING, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 325 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,222 YOUR BOOB TAPE IS ONLY GONNA HOLD TILL MIDNIGHT. 326 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,027 AFTER THAT, YOUR LITTLE PUMPKINS ARE COMING OUT. 327 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,399 OH, OPERATION "ME LOOKING HOT" ACCOMPLISHED. 328 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,098 LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DICK-TOBER CHEESE FEST. 329 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,128 [ GASPS ] OH! 330 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,436 OOPS. 331 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,868 [ Flatly ] OH, I HOPE THAT DOESN'T RUIN YOUR COSTUME. 332 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,065 WELL, THAT LOOKS TERRIBLE. 333 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,606 YOU KNOW WHAT, KEELEY? 334 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,941 I WAS GONNA BE COOL. 335 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,136 WELL, THAT WOULD BE A FIRST. 336 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,447 BUT NOT ANYMORE. 337 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,118 I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN. 338 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,779 OH, LIKE YOU DID IN HIGH SCHOOL? 339 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,988 [ GASPS ] OH, WAIT. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 340 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,290 OH, I WILL STRANGLE -- Dick: WHOA, WHOA! HANG ON, GIRLS! 341 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,491 HEY, HEY! DON'T -- LET'S NOT WASTE THIS HERE. 342 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:40,163 YOU GUYS COULD GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN ONE OF MY COMPETITIONS. 343 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,733 OR YOU COULD JUST WRESTLE. 344 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,001 I'M IN. 345 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,131 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 346 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:52,066 I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T LIKE, OKAY? 347 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,965 I PUT FOUR THINGS ON CAROLINE'S STONE 348 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,637 JUST TO SET HER APART 'CAUSE SHE'S A SPECIAL LADY. 349 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,146 NOW, HERE YOU COME AND TRY TO RIP OF MY IDEA. 350 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,649 AND NOT ONLY THAT, THEN YOU TRY TO ONE-UP ME. 351 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,851 NOW, THAT'S A DIRTBAG THING TO DO, JAMES. 352 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,594 ARE YOU SAYING MY CLARA'S NOT SPECIAL? 353 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,689 WHAT I'M SAYING IS I'M GONNA RUN UP TO MY CAR 354 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,161 AND GET A CHISEL OR A SANDER AND END THE CONVERSATION. 355 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,131 HOW'S THAT? 356 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,429 TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, 357 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,361 AND I'LL ADD MORE LETTERS TO THE STONE 358 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,666 LIKE, UH, "GREAT COOK," "NICE ASS." 359 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,269 WHOA, WHOA. RIGHT THERE -- STOP. 360 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,871 TALKING ASS -- 361 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,443 NOBODY -- NOBODY HAD A BETTER ASS THAN THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE. NOBODY. 362 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:30,283 WELL, MY CLARA TOOK FIRST PLACE IN A JAMAICAN DANCE CONTEST. 363 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,280 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HOW THEY DANCE DOWN THERE? 364 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,723 YOU KNOW, DANCE LIKE -- WELL, YOU KNOW. 365 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,618 YEAH, I KNOW. 366 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,890 *** 367 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920 BEST. 368 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,363 MMM. THIS COOKIE CRUNCH IS MUY BUENO. 369 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,195 I'M GONNA SEE HOW MUCH I CAN EAT BEFORE MY KIDNEYS FAIL. 370 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,971 YEAH, WELL, MY MOM DOESN'T USUALLY ALLOW ME TO EAT SUGAR. 371 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,401 WHY? IS THAT A RELIGIOUS THING? 372 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,495 NO, MY MOM JUST SUCKS. 373 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,006 LOOK AT ALL THIS CANDY. 374 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,008 REMIND ME TO CALL MY TRAINER WHEN I GET HOME. 375 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,310 YOU HAVING FUN? 376 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,411 YEAH. I'M GLAD I CAME. 377 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,713 Both: COOL KID ALERT! COOL KID ALERT! 378 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,005 OKAY, GUYS. REMEMBER THE PLAN. 379 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:11,017 STAY CALM, GUYS. WE GOT THIS. 380 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,191 SEE, NOW, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS 381 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,749 WOULD HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON LAST YEAR. 382 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,356 SO, JUST HAND OVER THE CANDY, 383 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,328 AND MAYBE WE'LL LET YOU KEEP A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR DIGNITY. 384 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,158 COME ON, DAVID. DON'T BE A JERK. 385 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,863 THESE ARE MY TEAMMATES NOW. DON'T DO THIS. 386 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,726 I DON'T GET WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS STICKING UP FOR THESE GEEKS. 387 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,935 CAREFUL, BABE, OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOU LOOSE. 388 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,869 HEY, LOOK, WE ARE NOT GEEKS. 389 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,014 I AM. 390 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,740 YOU ARE NOT STEALING OUR CANDY. 391 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,175 RIGHT, 'CAUSE... WHO'S GONNA STOP US? 392 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,211 CERTAINLY NOT...SUPERMAN! 393 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,915 EH, I GAVE IT A SHOT. 394 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,494 I'M GONNA STOP YOU. 395 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,728 *** 396 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,089 SON OF A... 397 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,358 GET HIM! 398 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,927 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO. 399 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,906 OKAY, EVERYBODY. THE GAMES ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN. 400 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,241 THIS YEAR, THERE'S NO TEAMS. 401 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,476 IT'S JUST TERRY VERSUS KEELEY... 402 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,211 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 403 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,146 ...FOR A PRIZE OF 5,000 BUCKS. 404 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,923 AND BY 5,000 BUCKS, 405 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,121 I MEAN 5,000 DICK DOLLARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,923 HEY, LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED! [ ALL CHEERING ] 407 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,656 [ BELL DINGS ] 408 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,890 *** 409 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,964 LOOKS LIKE TERRY'S DEFINITELY IN THE LEAD. 410 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,893 HER DOUGHNUT'S ALMOST GONE. OOH, KEELEY'S CLOSE. 411 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,627 OHH, GUYS, CLOSER. CLOSER. 412 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,102 EYES ON ME! OHH! 413 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,671 YES. OH! 414 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,469 TERRY IS THE WINNER! [ CROWD CHEERS ] 415 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,071 TERRY IS THE WINNER OF THE DOUGHNUT-EATING CONTEST! 416 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,144 I'M SORRY. YOU COULDN'T EAT THE DOUGHNUT FAST ENOUGH. 417 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,412 WELL DONE, TERRY. 418 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,080 [ BELL DINGS ] 419 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,179 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE MUMMY-WRAP CONTEST 420 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,082 MIGHT BE WON BY KEELEY. 421 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,245 IS THAT A FACE? YES! 422 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,152 [ CROWD CHEERS ] SHE WINS THE MUMMY-WRAP CONTEST! 423 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,024 KEELEY WINS! 424 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,123 DAMN IT, STAN! 425 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,164 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT STUPID HEADDRESS? 426 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,027 *** 427 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,332 David: HERE I COME, DANNY! [ LAUGHS ] 428 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,411 YOU COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE, COULD YOU? 429 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,049 NOW! 430 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,781 *** 431 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,515 Dudley: PULL! 432 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,852 [ LAUGHS ] 433 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,316 HEY! 434 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,328 * TRYING TO GET TO HEAVEN 'FORE THE SUN GOING DOWN * 435 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,562 GET HIM! COME ON, GUYS. 436 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,727 PULL! 437 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,125 I'M LOSING GRIP! 438 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,697 NO! 439 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,502 GET HIM, GUYS! 440 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,538 COME ON, GUYS! PULL! 441 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,984 *** 442 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,110 PULL! 443 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,048 [ ALL CHEER ] 444 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,524 YES! WHOO! 445 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,051 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON! WE DID IT! 446 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,047 WHOO-HOO! 447 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,758 WE DID IT! COME ON! 448 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,593 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU'RE KIND OF RIGHT, THERE. 449 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,525 THAT IS QUITE AN ASS. 450 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,560 SO IS YOUR CAROLINE. 451 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,496 HOW'D YOU GET HER TO POSE LIKE THAT? 452 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,231 OH, YEAH. SHE DID THAT, YOU KNOW? 453 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,037 SENT IT TO ME WHILE I WAS IN THE SERVICE. 454 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,539 WHO TOOK IT? 455 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,914 UM, NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 456 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,782 HERE. GIVE IT TO ME. 457 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,081 I DIDN'T MEAN, UH -- NO, NO, NO, NO. 458 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,913 JUST TAKE IT EASY. RELAX. 459 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,047 LISTEN, ALL THESE YEARS, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WONDERING. 460 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,554 I NEVER ASKED YOU HOW, UH -- HOW CLARA PASSED. 461 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,057 CAR ACCIDENT. 462 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,090 SHE WAS COMING HOME FROM WORK. 463 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,926 IT HAD BEEN RAINING. 464 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,061 HOW ABOUT YOUR CAROLINE? 465 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,427 OH, CANCER. 466 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,066 I'M SORRY. 467 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,701 ME, TOO. 468 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,208 CANNON, SO YOU KNOW, 469 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,940 I DID ADD THOSE WORDS TO ONE-UP YOU 470 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,145 BECAUSE BEFORE TONIGHT, I DIDN'T LIKE YOU. 471 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,449 DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST RELAX, JAMES. 472 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,081 JUST DON'T GET SWISHY ON ME, ALL RIGHT? 473 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,117 HERE. WANT A BEER? 474 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,923 SURE. 475 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,485 RIBS? 476 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,993 UH, DRY-RUBBED OR SAUCED? 477 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,055 SAUCED. 478 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,933 WELL, THEN, I'M IN. 479 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,072 AND HERE'S TO GIRLS WITH GREAT ASSES. [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 480 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,468 NOW, HERE'S THE DEAL. 481 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,140 YOU DON'T BULLY US ANYMORE. YOU DON'T TEASE US ANYMORE. 482 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,010 THAT GOES FOR YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND THE WHOLE PIRATES TEAM. 483 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,979 IF NOT, WE HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND EGGS UP HERE, 484 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,849 AND WE ALL NEED PITCHING PRACTICE. 485 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,479 SO, YOU GONNA TAKE THE DEAL? 486 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,954 I HAVE AN IDEA. 487 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,122 HOW ABOUT YOU LET US OUT, 488 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,520 AND I WON'T SCRAMBLE YOUR FACE?! 489 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,852 THE BANK CALLED. 490 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,157 NO DEAL! 491 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,519 FIRE! 492 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,816 *** 493 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,801 HEY, DAVID. I'M TIRED OF THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE. 494 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,304 I'M CUTTING YOU LOOSE. 495 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,107 [ GASPS ] 496 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,338 [ LAUGHS ] 497 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,314 [ BELL DINGS ] Dick: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, FOLKS. 498 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,153 THE FINAL EVENT IS SPIKE THE APPLE. 499 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,979 OKAY, SO, THE PERSON CLOSEST TO THE BULL'S-EYE 500 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,015 WITH THE APPLE WINS. [ CROWD CHEERS ] 501 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,120 SO, LET'S INTRODUCE OUR FIRST THROWER. 502 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,152 SHE'S TALL, AND SHE'S HOT -- 503 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,988 IT'S KEELEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 504 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,961 All: OHH! 505 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,465 Dick: THAT IS NOT BAD. BLUE IS NOT BAD. 506 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,998 COMING UP NEXT, SHE'S A LITTLE SHORTER, 507 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,003 BUT SHE'S STILL HOT -- IT'S TERRY. 508 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,646 MOM. 509 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,748 DANNY? 510 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,909 W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU OKAY? 511 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,978 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE NIGHT I JUST HAD. 512 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,746 HEY. ARE YOU GONNA THROW OR WHAT? 513 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,215 SHUT UP. I'M TALKING TO MY SON. 514 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,064 OKAY, SO, THESE OLDER KIDS, 515 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,488 THEY TRIED TO STEAL OUR CANDY, 516 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,863 BUT THE CANNON HELPED ME, AND WE TOTALLY EGGED THEM. 517 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,532 AND THEN VANESSA DUMPED DAVID, 518 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,331 AND SHE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK! [ GASPS ] 519 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,603 ALSO, I FOUND THIS HOUSE THAT HAS A BUNCH OF ABBA-ZABAS, 520 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,001 AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU STILL WANTED TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH ME. 521 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,003 WE HAVE TO GO NOW, OR ELSE THEY'RE GONNA RUN OUT. 522 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,466 OH, BUDDY. 523 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,776 OF COURSE I'LL GO WITH YOU. 524 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,382 WAIT. SO, YOU FORFEIT? 525 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,715 [ LAUGHS ] I WIN. 526 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,720 I WIN AGAIN. 527 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,122 I'M SORRY. 528 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,763 DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? 529 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,286 SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES. 530 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,926 YOU DON'T HAVE THIS. 531 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,060 I WIN. 532 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,756 [ SCOFFS ] 533 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,468 WHATEVER YOU GOT TO TELL YOURSELF. 534 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,538 Dick: [ Laughing ] OHH! 535 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,640 UNBELIEVABLE! [ CROWD CHEERS ] 536 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,212 JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR. 537 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 538 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,223 [ SAINT-SAENS' "DANSE MACABRE" PLAYS ] 539 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,051 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] YOU HEAR THAT? 540 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,956 TEENAGERS. 541 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,988 YEAH. OHH. 542 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,494 IT'S BUTT-KICKING TIME. 543 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,627 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 544 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,002 GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BARBECUE SAUCE. 545 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,730 YOU GUYS SUCK! YOU HAD THEM! 546 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,296 [ GROANS ] 547 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,435 I NEED TO TAKE THIS OFF. THIS STINKS. 548 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,340 [ BOTH GROWLING ] 549 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,314 ZOMBIES! AAH! RUN! 550 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,684 AAH! 551 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,182 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 552 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,153 HEY. 553 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,952 LET'S NOT WAIT A YEAR BEFORE WE HANG OUT AGAIN, HUH? 554 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,945 YOU GOT A DEAL. ALL RIGHT. 555 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:32,527 [ LAUGHS ] LET'S HAVE A BEER.