1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,341 WAIT. ONLY FOUR OF YOU SHOWED UP FOR PRACTICE TODAY? 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,512 YEAH. THE UNFANTASTIC FOUR. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,809 DAD, FILTER. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,710 THAT'S PRETTY FILTERED RIGHT THERE. 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,412 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? VINCE AND VANCE HAVE SAXOPHONE LESSONS. 6 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,675 ANGEL'S BABYSITTING. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,683 DONG IS HERE. WE SEE THAT. 8 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,475 VANESSA'S IN THE SCHOOL PLAY WITH MICHAEL, 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,987 OWEN HAS SCOUTS, AND STEVE MOVED TO VIRGINIA. 10 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,819 THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME WE'VE HAD TO CANCEL PRACTICE 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,164 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH KIDS. 12 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,230 IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE THE WORST PRACTICE TIME. 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,058 IT'S RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. NO ONE CAN MAKE IT. 14 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,325 HALF AN HOUR LATER WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. 15 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,173 THAT'S WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK. 16 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,269 HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON? ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS TO CHANGE. 17 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,841 I AM GONNA GO FIND DICK, 18 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,568 AND I'M GONNA ASK FOR A BETTER PRACTICE TIME. 19 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,074 HEY, LOOK. THERE HE GOES NOW. 20 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,237 YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 21 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,014 ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,882 I FIGURED THIS OUT. 23 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,181 I KNOW WHY OUR GUYS AREN'T SHOWING UP FOR PRACTICE. 24 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,184 THAT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY LEADERSHIP. 25 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,946 WE DON'T HAVE ANY STEP-UP KIND OF GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 26 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,754 WE NEED A LEADER. WE NEED A CAPTAIN. 27 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,186 LET'S JUST VOTE FOR ONE RIGHT NOW. 28 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,962 I'LL BE CAPTAIN! 29 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,629 DONG, UH, YOU -- YOU HAVE TO BE A U.S. CITIZEN. 30 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,759 I NOMINATE DANNY. 31 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,103 ME TOO. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? 32 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,430 UH...NO. 33 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,295 NO. NO. I'M SET. I DON'T... 34 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,974 WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE GOOD? 35 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,371 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO IT. 36 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,973 MY GRANDSON DOESN'T WANT TO BE THE CAPTAIN? 37 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,374 MY GRANDSON? 38 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,306 THAT BUMS ME, PAL. 39 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,982 [ GRUNTS ] THAT BUMS ME. 40 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,149 AAH! 41 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,208 AAH! YOU -- GAH! 42 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,477 WHOA, CANNON. ARE YOU OKAY? 43 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,484 AAH! 44 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:25,145 HEY. WAIT A MINUTE. 45 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,416 OHH. 46 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,994 I THINK I POPPED THAT THING BACK IN. 47 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,491 THAT'S FANTASTIC, DAN. 48 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,533 I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. LOOK AT THIS. WAIT. 49 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,134 [ GRUNTS ] 50 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,733 OH, THE BANK MACHINE IS OPEN. 51 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,825 OH, YEAH! I'M HITTING THE LINKS. 52 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,167 AND, YOU -- WE'RE NOT THROUGH WITH THIS CAPTAIN STUFF YET. 53 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,843 YOU GOT ME? NOT THROUGH! 54 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,571 OH, BUT LOOK AT THIS. 55 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,276 GIN! 56 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,278 * I'M BACK 57 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,280 -- Captions by VITAC -- 58 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:57,853 *** 59 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,215 * I'M BACK 60 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,186 THAT PASSENGER SEAT LOOKS SUPER COMFY. 61 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,585 YEAH, FOR THE LAST TIME, 62 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,526 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SITS IN THIS CART. 63 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,861 NOW, KEEP UP. 64 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,796 THERE SHE IS. THERE'S TERRY. 65 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,301 H-HOW DO I LOOK? YOU'RE GOING TO ASK HER OUT AGAIN? 66 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,004 YEAH, MAN. I'M WEARING HER DOWN. 67 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,665 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT ON A SHOW FOR HER? [ TIRES SCREECH ] 68 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,335 "A SHOW"? 69 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,513 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING? 70 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,941 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 71 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,205 I THINK SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE REAL. 72 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,375 I'M NOT BEING REAL? WELL, NOT WITH HER, NO. 73 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,954 I THINK IF YOU JUST SHOW TERRY WHO YOU REALLY ARE, 74 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,682 THEN SHE'D LIKE THAT GUY. 75 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,148 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 76 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,686 OKAY. YOU DON'T. 77 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,491 SO JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE, PLEASE. 78 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,831 FURTHER AWAY. 79 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,829 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 80 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,231 EH... 81 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,233 A GOLF CART? 82 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,674 OH, YEAH. REALLY? 83 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,198 YEAH, I NEED IT FOR...OFFICIAL BUSINESS 84 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,635 AS LEAGUE PRESIDENT, YOU KNOW? 85 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,869 I PUT OUT A LOT OF FIRES. 86 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,713 SO I GUESS YOU COULD SEE THIS 87 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:55,079 AS MY TOTALLY AWESOME FIRE TRUCK. 88 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,708 WHAT'S UP? I NEED TO TALK. 89 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,154 WELL, HOP IN. 90 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,878 WILL YOU TALK TO ME IF I DON'T HOP IN? 91 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,583 I WILL NOT. FINE. 92 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,591 Dick: IT'S BETTER TO TALK IN THE SHADE. 93 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,220 SO, WHAT'S UP, BUTTONS? 94 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,986 Terry Jr.: UH, FIRST OFF, DON'T CALL ME "BUTTONS." 95 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,993 SECONDLY, I JUST NEED TO CHANGE MY KID'S PRACTICE TIME 96 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,755 BY A HALF-HOUR SO THEY CAN MAKE IT AFTER SCHOOL. 97 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,934 WELL, I WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT, TERRY, 98 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,432 BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND 99 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,904 THERE ARE A LOT OF MOVING PIECES TO THIS. 100 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,902 FOR INSTANCE, THE TEAM THAT'S IN THAT SLOT -- WHAT ABOUT THEM? 101 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,844 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY -- YOU EVER PLAY JENGA? 102 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,411 JENGA? JENGA. 103 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,439 IT'S A PROFOUND GAME. 104 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,275 IF YOU PULL OUT THE WRONG PIECE, 105 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,580 THEN THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSES. 106 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,583 SO ALL OF THIS -- ALL OF IT -- 107 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,845 AND THIS, IT'S JUST... 108 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,754 IT'S -- IT'S JENGA. 109 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,857 ALL OF...THIS -- 110 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,259 REALLY WEIRD. 111 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,231 SO CAN I MOVE MY KID'S PRACTICE TIME OR NOT? 112 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,429 WHY DON'T YOU JUST BRING IT UP AT THE LEAGUE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT? 113 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,601 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? 114 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,900 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. 115 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,702 UM... 116 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,904 AND I WANTED TO MAYBE IMPRESS YOU WITH MY NEW GOLF CART. 117 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:56,896 HOW'D THAT GO? 118 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,367 NOT GREAT. 119 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,966 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, THEN. 120 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,037 I'LL SEE YOU, UH -- I'LL SEE YOU AT THE MEETING, YEAH? 121 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,635 YEAH. SEE YA. 122 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,919 NOT A CHANCE, STAN. 123 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,918 THIS CART'S FOR PRESIDENTS ONLY. 124 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,920 HEADS UP! 125 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:11,991 Woman: WATCH OUT! 126 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,489 MAN, THAT'S GOT TO HURT. 127 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,332 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 128 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,058 DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE ARE HOUSES BACK THERE. 129 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,897 THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BALLS ARE COMING FROM. [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 130 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,143 Man: KEVIN! THAT'S WILLIGER. 131 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:32,408 HIS HOUSE IS, UH...A GOOD 180 YARDS. 132 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,610 SEVEN IRON. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 133 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,612 OUT OF BALLS. 134 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,984 SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU GOT TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOUR SON 135 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,682 ABOUT GROWING A PAIR OF THOSE THINGS. 136 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,784 HE TURNED DOWN BEING CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM TODAY. 137 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,486 MY DANNY? YEAH, YOUR DANNY. 138 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,748 I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT? 139 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,916 THE VOTE WASN'T EVEN RIGGED. 140 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,615 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, OKAY? 141 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,158 I'M NOT LIKE YOU GUYS. 142 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,632 I'M NOT A NUMBER ONE. I'M...LIKE AN EIGHT. 143 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,002 EIGHT? 144 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,099 YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF IN THE TOP FIVE? 145 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,771 IT'S OKAY. LOOK, DANNY KNOWS WHO HE IS, 146 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,000 AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, 147 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,444 THAT'S -- THAT'S OKAY. 148 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,640 IT'S IS NOT OKAY. LET IT GO. 149 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,012 BUT IT'S NOT OKAY. IT'S FINE. 150 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,710 OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA GO TO WORK. 151 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,442 DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CRANKY, YELLY MAN. 152 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,778 ALL RIGHT? I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 153 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,683 YOU, COME WITH ME. 154 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,789 YOU RANG? 155 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,861 LOOK, IT IS BOTHERING THE HECK OUT OF ME THAT HE IS LIKE THIS. 156 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,360 OKAY, WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS. 157 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,062 HE'S KISSED A BOY ONCE AND BEEN SLAPPED AROUND TWICE. 158 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,293 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 159 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,797 RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 160 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,359 Okay, so here's how we're gonna handle this, okay? 161 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,528 I'm gonna be the good cop. 162 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,795 I'm gonna be the supportive mom -- 163 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,973 tell him I love him no matter what. 164 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,901 You -- You have to be the muscle. 165 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,806 You have to turn this kid around and help him find his huevos, 166 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,669 or else you'll have to deal with me. 167 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,908 HEY, BUDDY. 168 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,512 I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 169 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,554 DON'T CHANGE. 170 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:49,479 *** 171 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:53,247 GARNER FOURSOME, ON THE TEE BOX. 172 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,916 YOU KNOW, BEFORE I HURT MY ELBOW, 173 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,386 I WAS MAKING $4,000 A MONTH FROM SUCKERS LIKE THAT. 174 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,227 NOW LET'S SEE IF WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS. COME ON. 175 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,701 HEY, CANNON, EVERYONE ELSE 176 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,330 HAS ONE OF THOSE ROLLY THINGS FOR THEIR BAGS. 177 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,104 CAN WE GET ONE? YOU ARE MY ROLLY THING. 178 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,343 I SEE, YOU'RE MAKING ME BE YOUR CADDY 179 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,268 SO I REALIZE THAT IT'S BETTER TO BE A LEADER IN LIFE 180 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,774 THAN TO BE SOMEONE WHO CARRIES BAGS. 181 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,577 YOU'RE PRETTY QUICK FOR A NUMBER EIGHT. 182 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,509 SO YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A ROCK. 183 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,245 WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 184 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,679 [ Grunting ] I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 185 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,775 [ GRUNTS ] 186 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,386 THIS IS WHAT I MEAN -- A ROCK. 187 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:31,218 DON'T LAG. COME ON. WE'RE TEEING OFF. 188 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,257 HALF MY TEAM HAS CONFLICTS, 189 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:38,365 SO I AM ASKING TO PUSH MY TEAM'S PRACTICE BY HALF AN HOUR. 190 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,028 UM, WELL, LOOK, THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE, 191 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,098 BUT YOUR REQUEST IS GONNA AFFECT TWO OTHER TEAMS 192 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,566 THAT PRACTICE AFTER YOU, SO... 193 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,865 WELL, I'LL TALK TO THOSE TEAMS. 194 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,736 NOT WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORIZATION, YOU WON'T, 195 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,605 AND WE GOT TO VOTE ON THAT, SO ALL IN FAVOR? 196 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:53,383 OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. MOTION DENIED. 197 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,923 I'M -- I'M SORRY, TERRY. BUT IT'S A JENGA WORLD. 198 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,949 WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S DEMOCRACY IN ACTION IS WHAT THAT IS. 199 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,885 OKAY, NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS -- ELECTION OF THE PRESIDENT. 200 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,460 SINCE I'M RUNNING UNOPPOSED, 201 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,159 WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE THIS THING THROUGH, OKAY? 202 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,591 ALL IN FAVOR? WAIT. 203 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,596 "UNOPPOSED"? 204 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,798 HOLD ON. 205 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,729 SO IF I RUN AGAINST YOU AND I WIN... 206 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,165 [ LAUGHS ] ...CAN I CHANGE MY OWN PRACTICE TIME? 207 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,571 THEORETICALLY, YEAH, YOU COULD. 208 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,143 BUT, YOU KNOW, THEORETICALLY, 209 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,340 A WALRUS COULD WALK IN HERE WITH A HARMONICA 210 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,312 AND BRING THE HOUSE DOWN WITH SOME BILLY JOEL, SO... 211 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,681 MAYBE SOME PRETENDERS. 212 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,840 LOOK, THE POINT IS, 213 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,777 IT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 214 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,083 I'M RUNNING AGAINST YOU. 215 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,954 JENGA, DICK. 216 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,322 OH, THAT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL, IS IT? 217 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,520 WELL, THE LEAGUE CHARTER SAYS SHE CAN CAMPAIGN 218 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,193 FOR THE POSITION UNTIL THE NEXT BOARD MEETING TAKES PLACE. 219 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,762 OKAY, FINE. 220 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,190 WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING 221 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,425 ON MONDAY SO WE CAN GET THIS THING OVER WITH. 222 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,489 BUT I NEED A SECOND THAT, SO... 223 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,798 I SECOND THAT EMOTION. 224 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,930 REALLY, T? IT'S SMOKEY. 225 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,325 YOU GOT ONE DAY TO GET YOUR VOTES. 226 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,537 YOU NEED FIVE. 227 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,869 MEETING ADJOURNED. 228 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,373 OH, UH, MERKLE, SPIRO, BOB, AND KAT, 229 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,214 YOU GUYS HAVE EARLY DUTY TOMORROW AT THE FIELD. 230 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,940 BOYS...BEERS. 231 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,946 HI. HI. I'M -- I'M TERRY GANNON. 232 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,608 YEAH, THAT'S A NICE SHIRT. 233 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,007 THAT'S A NICE TIE. I'M TERRY GANNON. 234 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,688 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. I CALL THIS THE BIG-SHOT SHOW. 235 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,223 HOW DO YOU HOLD YOUR MONEY? 236 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,558 YOU GOT YOUR SINGLES ON THE TOP. 237 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,634 IN THE MIDDLE, YOU GOT THE $20s. 238 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,063 AND THE BIG ONES ARE DOWN AT THE BOTTOM, RIGHT? 239 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,127 FOLD IT IN HALF, 240 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,496 RUBBER BAND, DOUBLE TWIST, 241 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,966 SNAP, GIN. 242 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,406 PUT IT DOWN. 243 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,240 COMPARE IT. YOU HAVE A LOT MORE. 244 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,676 RIGHT. WHY? 245 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,181 BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR ME. 246 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,353 LEADER. FOLLOWER. 247 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,322 YEAH. YEAH. THESE EXAMPLES ARE REALLY EASY TO FOLLOW. 248 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,321 BUT, CANNON, I STILL DON'T WANT TO BE A LEADER, OKAY? 249 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,164 IT'S JUST NOT WHO I AM. 250 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,130 WELL, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF ANOTHER ROCK, OKAY? 251 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,900 HAVE SOME PRIDE, WILL YOU, SPIRO? 252 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,502 WE'RE NOT JUST RAKING DIRT. WE'RE MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE. 253 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,704 DICK, IT'S YOUTH BASEBALL. EXACTLY. 254 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,567 AND YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO THE MAJORS WITH THAT ATTITUDE. 255 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,606 I'M AN ACCOUNTANT. WELL, THEN BE ACCOUNTABLE. 256 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,981 GOD, SPIRO! GET WITH IT! 257 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,584 [ SIGHS ] 258 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,224 DICK HAS A LOT OF NERVE. 259 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,518 UH-HUH. 260 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,519 IT'S AN INFIELD, NOT A ZEN GARDEN. 261 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,551 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DETHRONE THE KING? 262 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,423 [ CHUCKLES ] 263 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,957 OOH, BAKED. 264 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,955 WAIT. THOSE ARE 75 CENTS. 265 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,327 PUT IT ON MY TAB, KITTY KAT. 266 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,471 I BET DICK THROWS OFF YOUR WHOLE INVENTORY 267 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,935 TAKING CHIPS LIKE THAT. 268 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,384 BY THE END OF THE SEASON, I'M DOWN $14.50, 269 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,479 AND GUESS WHOSE FANNY PACK THAT'S COMING OUT OF. 270 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,651 [ SCOFFS ] WELL, SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 271 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,651 MAYBE YOU COULD? 272 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,822 WELL, I'LL TRY, 273 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,790 BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 274 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,318 I COULD GET YOU THAT HELP. 275 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,063 I COULD ALSO GET YOU A SWEET DEAL ON A FANNY PACK. 276 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,819 I NOTICED YOU ARE NOT WEARING ONE. 277 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,825 OKAY, KAT. 278 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,462 *** 279 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,337 OKAY. 280 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,342 I HAVE YOUR FOUR VOTES. I JUST NEED ONE MORE. 281 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,684 IT IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE FOR US TO TAKE OVER THIS LEAGUE. 282 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,910 BUT CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S POINTLESS, TERRY? 283 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,845 IT'S HOPELESS. DICK OWNS THIS TOWN. 284 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,921 AND DICK HAS HIT ON EVERY MOM IN THIS LEAGUE, 285 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,689 YET I'M INVISIBLE TO HIM. 286 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,518 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 287 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,252 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FREEZE MY EGGS NOW. 288 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,288 SEE? THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 289 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,193 WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. 290 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,955 Shh. IS THAT A GOLF CART? 291 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,634 DAMN, IT'S DICK. 292 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,203 HEY. 293 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,601 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 294 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,672 NOTHING. 295 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,141 YEAH? 296 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,838 He knows. He knows you're trying to take him down. 297 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,041 TELL YOU WHAT, GUYS, BEFORE YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD, 298 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,513 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT 299 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,481 WHAT THIS LEAGUE WAS LIKE BEFORE I TOOK OVER. 300 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,310 NO SCOREBOARD. GOFER HOLES. 301 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,016 WILLIE THE HOBO LIVING IN THE EQUIPMENT SHED -- 302 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,449 ALL CLEANED UP BECAUSE OF ME. 303 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,023 YEAH, ALONG WITH YOU BEING AN INFLEXIBLE JERK. 304 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,493 OH, TERRY, I AM SUPER FLEXIBLE. 305 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,163 WHATEVER, DICK. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN. 306 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,492 WELL, YOU NEED FIVE VOTES, TERRY, SO HOW YOU GONNA DO IT? 307 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,728 I ONLY SEE FOUR. 308 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,333 OH. WELL, IT'S EASY. 309 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,734 SEE, YOU TAKE OUT THE WEAKEST LINK, 310 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,897 AND THE WHOLE TOWER COLLAPSES. 311 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,236 JENGA. 312 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,500 MNH-MNH. THAT'S MY THING. 313 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,468 *** 314 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,036 I'M WATCHING YOU, BOB. 315 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,013 [ Whimpering ] I'M SORRY, DICK. 316 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,346 YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A TEAM CAPTAIN OR NOT. 317 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,817 I JUST -- 318 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,516 I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON 319 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,427 INSIDE YOUR HEAD SO THAT I CAN BE THERE FOR YOU. 320 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,559 SO WHAT IS IT, BUDDY? 321 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,333 I'M AFRAID TO FAIL, OKAY? 322 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,402 IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS, IN FRONT OF VANESSA. 323 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,600 I'LL LOOK LIKE A JERK. 324 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,371 OKAY, BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M SAFE. 325 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,270 A FEW DAYS AGO AT SCHOOL, 326 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,272 WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING CALLED "REGICIDE." 327 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,673 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 328 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,774 SOMETHING YOU SPRAY ON YOUR TOMATO PLANTS? 329 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,007 NO. IT'S WHEN A KING GETS ASSASSINATED. 330 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,712 OKAY, NO ONE WANTS TO KILL THE UNDERLINGS, 331 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,084 BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE KING, 332 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,512 YOU GOT THAT BIG OLD TARGET ON YOUR BACK. 333 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,676 OKAY, I DON'T NEED THAT PRESSURE. 334 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,454 I HEAR YOU. AND YOU DON'T. 335 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,654 AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU. 336 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,559 THE WORLD IS GONNA EAT THAT KID ALIVE. 337 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,625 TURN UP THE HEAT. 338 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,373 YOU GOT IT, BABY. 339 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,899 YEAH. 340 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,074 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO WORK ON STAN 341 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,413 AND HIS LOW SELF-ESTEEM TO GET HIS VOTE. 342 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,708 CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO USE YOUR INFLUENCE ON AL 343 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,310 AS A BACKUP PLAN? 344 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,612 DARLING, WITH THOSE PECS, HE WAS ALREADY ON MY TO-DO LIST. 345 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,254 MM. WITH MY MONEY AND MY LOOKS 346 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,450 AND YOUR...INTELLIGENCE AND SAD PAST, 347 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,422 THOSE GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 348 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,051 MY "SAD PAST"? 349 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,286 OWN IT, DARLING. LET'S ROLL. 350 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,492 *** 351 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,494 Stan: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, TERRY. 352 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,886 I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY VOTE. 353 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,598 DICK AND I GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. 354 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,429 IS THAT HOW LONG HE'S BEEN MISTREATING YOU? 355 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,904 NO. WAY BEFORE THAT. 356 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,144 COACH AL, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 357 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,299 NOT AS MUCH AS I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 358 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,468 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW? 359 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,435 WHAT? YOU'VE COME OVER HERE 360 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,144 TO USE YOUR FEMININE WILES TO GET MY VOTE. 361 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,246 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, LULU. 362 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,408 IS THAT ALL YOU ARE -- A BEAUTIFUL PAWN? 363 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,847 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SO SORRY. 364 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,522 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. 365 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,750 PEOPLE HAVE YOU PEGGED AS SOME SHALLOW FLOOZY 366 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,015 WHO'S BURNING THROUGH HER DEAD HUSBAND'S MONEY, 367 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,785 BUT I SEE BEYOND THAT. 368 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,133 BEHIND THOSE EYES, I SEE A DELICATE, SWEET WOMAN. 369 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,630 MY QUESTION IS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET HER COME OUT? 370 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,802 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 371 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,532 YOU ARE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 372 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,838 I GET THAT A LOT. [ CHUCKLES ] 373 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,671 SO, THE REALITY IS, WHEN I AM ELECTED, 374 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,605 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY TEAM'S PRACTICE TIME, 375 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,940 THEN I'M GONNA STEP DOWN AND APPOINT YOU PRESIDENT. 376 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,347 NO ONE IS EVER GONNA TELL YOU TO SHUT UP AGAIN. 377 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,709 WHAT ABOUT MY MOM? 378 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,776 WELL, I CAN'T CONTROL YOUR MOM, STAN. 379 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,115 WOULD YOU AT LEAST TALK TO HER? 380 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,121 WE CAN DISCUSS THAT. 381 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,123 I JUST THINK IT'S SAFER, YOU KNOW, 382 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,055 TO PLAY THIS BIG CHARACTER 383 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,731 RATHER THAN BE THIS... 384 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,228 VULNERABLE LITTLE GIRL FROM BRIGHTON. 385 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,001 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SELF-MEDICATING. 386 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,300 [ SIGHS ] 387 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,701 YOU NEED TO FIND A SAFE HOME, EMOTIONALLY. 388 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,043 OH, MY. 389 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,498 N-NOT HERE. 390 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,036 NOT YET. 391 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,841 LET ME HEAL YOU FIRST. 392 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,083 I LIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL, TERRY. 393 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,310 I'M NOT USED TO BEING IN THE CATBIRD SEAT LIKE THIS. 394 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,405 OH, TAKE IT IN. TAKE IT IN, STAN. 395 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,017 YOU KNOW THAT PLAQUE IN THE LEAGUE OFFICE 396 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,649 THAT HAS ALL THE FORMER PRESIDENTS ON IT? 397 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,423 YOUR NAME COULD BE ON THAT PLAQUE. 398 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,523 A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU. 399 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,034 LEAGUE PRESIDENT STANLEY... 400 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,028 WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? 401 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,029 HORCHATTA. 402 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,200 HOR-- HORCHATTA? 403 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,300 IT'S FRENCH-INDIAN- SCANDINAVIAN-DUTCH-IRISH. 404 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,404 STAN! GUESS WHAT ARRIVED. 405 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,906 ALL-STAR-MANAGER JACKETS. 406 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,910 NOW WAIT FOR IT. 407 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,842 WAIT FOR IT. 408 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,747 BOOM. 409 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:43,119 OH, MARY MOTHER OF -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 410 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,050 COME TRY IT ON. FEEL THAT MATERIAL. 411 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,956 THAT IS ALL-STAR-TEAM COACH MATERIAL. 412 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,630 YEAH. HERE WE GO. 413 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,459 YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW. 414 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,795 YOU LOOK LIKE TOMMY LASORDA JR. 415 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,771 STAN, THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. 416 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,770 NO, YES, IT IS. 417 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,442 DANNY BOY, THIS IS DEREK DIGGS RIGHT HERE. 418 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,272 THIS IS MY GRANDSON. DEREK DIGGS. 419 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,137 YOU CAN CALL ME "D2," "D-SQUARED," "DOUBLE D." 420 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,537 DEREK DIGS THEM ALL. 421 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,808 YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 422 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,645 I DIG THAT, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ] 423 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,751 ANYWAY, UH, DEREK HERE'S THE BIGGEST PHARMACEUTICAL REP 424 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,624 IN ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 425 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,922 AND I'M ABOUT TO TAKE DOWN SOME OF HIS CASH. 426 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,655 SO AUTOMATIC PRICE IS $100 A HOLE? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 427 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,561 OH, HEY, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KID, OKAY? 428 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,103 ALL RIGHT. 429 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,468 DANNY, WHEN I PUT MY HAND OUT LIKE THIS, 430 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,830 IT MEANS GIVE ME THE DRIVER. 431 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,837 I KNOW. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. 432 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,039 THAT KID JUST SASSED YOU. GIVE ME THE THING. 433 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,083 DON'T THROW IT. 434 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,082 YOU CAUGHT IT. 435 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,153 DON'T THROW IT. 436 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:53,946 *** 437 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,483 [ GROANS ] 438 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,878 OH, GOD! I THREW THAT THING OUT AGAIN! 439 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,210 OH, GOD, THAT HURTS! 440 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,876 THAT'S A SHAME. THAT'S A HELL OF A SHOT. 441 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,483 THERE'S A $1,200 PUTT ON THE LINE, AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT. 442 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,876 THAT'S A DQ. 443 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,787 UNABLE TO PERFORM. 444 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,849 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 445 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,017 WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 446 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,386 LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA, ALL RIGHT? 447 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,233 WHY DON'T I TAKE THE SHOT? 448 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,289 WHAT? I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE $1,200. 449 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,027 YOU GONNA STAND UP FOR $1,200? 450 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,473 WHY DON'T YOU PAY ME NOW? SAVE YOU A WALK TO THE GREEN. 451 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,728 YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUBLE D? 452 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,326 I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF A JERK. 453 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,238 ALL RIGHT. CANNON, I GOT THIS. 454 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,408 AND THERE HE IS. 455 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,053 HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, NANCY. 456 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,422 "NANCY"? YOU LIKE YOUR TEETH, DOUBLE D? 457 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,420 LEAVE THE KID ALONE. 458 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,202 OH! BOO-YAH! 459 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,844 YES! 460 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,598 YES! YES! 461 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,707 BY THEY WAY, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T HURT YOUR ELBOW. 462 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,439 [ LAUGHS ] 463 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,344 WHAT A GUY. WHAT A PUTT. 464 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,676 CASH, MY FRIEND. 465 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,251 PAY UP. 466 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,219 REMEMBER, STAN, A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU. 467 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,020 LOOK, TERRY, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. 468 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,251 AND DICK DOES SOMETIMES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME, 469 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,857 BUT THIS IS ALL HE HAS. 470 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,018 WHEN HE GOT DIVORCED, HE WENT OFF THE RAILS. 471 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,527 THIS LEAGUE BECAME HIS LIFE. IT STILL IS. 472 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,460 I'M AFRAID IF I VOTE FOR YOU OVER HIM, 473 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,126 HE'LL SPIN OUT AGAIN. 474 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,135 AND I'M HIS FRIEND, TERRY. 475 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,768 I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN. 476 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,802 WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS -- 477 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,768 IF THIS IS ALL DICK HAS, 478 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,606 MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD THING. 479 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,279 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, HORCHATTA. HOR-R-R-CHATTA. 480 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,982 HOR... HOR-R-R-R-R-CHATTA. 481 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,324 HOR-R-R-R...CHATTA. OH. 482 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,091 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, STAN. 483 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,456 [ ROLLS TONGUE ] 484 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,088 *** 485 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,842 SHE'S A BEAUT, AIN'T SHE? 486 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,499 DANNY, HEY. 487 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,437 ARE YOU HERE TO SUPPORT YOUR MOM? 488 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,283 NO. I'M HERE TO SUPPORT YOU, STAN. 489 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,209 MAN, YOU'D LOOK REAL GOOD IN THIS THING. 490 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,345 OKAY, SO, LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, RIGHT, SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME. 491 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,085 ANYONE IN FAVOR OF AN INEXPERIENCED, 492 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,790 UH, FRAGILE PIZZA WORKER 493 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,192 TO BE THE NEXT LEAGUE PRESIDENT, 494 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,225 GO AHEAD AND RAISE YOUR HAND. 495 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,360 It's a waste of time, guys. 496 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,356 OKAY, SO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 497 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,698 ANYBODY ELSE? NOBODY? 498 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,843 OKAY, MEETING ADJOURNED. WAIT! 499 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,268 STAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 500 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,665 PUT YOUR HAND DOWN. NO, DICK. 501 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,177 IT'S TIME I DID SOMETHING FOR MY OWN GOOD. 502 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,940 I VOTE FOR TERRY. 503 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,347 [ GASPS ] I WIN! I WIN! 504 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,620 YES! YEAH! 505 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,878 I'M THE BIG WINNER! 506 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,516 KITTY, BOB, SPIRO, DICK CRUSHED! 507 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,692 WE DID IT! 508 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,290 I KNEW WE COULD DO IT! 509 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,462 IT'S A NEW DAY! 510 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,059 YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, HORCHATTA! 511 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,556 THANK YOU, STAN. 512 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,834 LET'S BE CLEAR, TERRY. 513 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,462 THE ONLY REASON I VOTED FOR YOU 514 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,397 IS BECAUSE DANNY PROMISED ME THE GOLF CART FOR A YEAR. 515 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,574 IT'S HORCHATTA TIME. 516 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,705 DANNY DID WHAT? 517 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,214 EEE! OH. 518 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,743 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BE CAREFUL. ALL RIGHT. 519 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,007 HERE. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? 520 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,875 I AM CRAZY, WITH GANNON PRIDE. 521 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,423 YOU WON. I WON. 522 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,219 DANNY WON TWICE TODAY. COME ON. 523 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,051 HEY, BUDDY, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WAS A GREAT PUTT TODAY. 524 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,716 OH, AND THAT THING YOU DID WITH STAN -- IT WAS GENIUS. 525 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,986 YOU BECAME A LEADER TODAY. 526 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,393 WHOA, LOOK. STOP THE CLOCK. 527 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,055 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I ONLY DID THOSE THINGS 528 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,603 BECAUSE DOUBLE D WAS BEING A JERK, 529 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,728 AND WE DO NEED A BETTER PRACTICE TIME, ALL RIGHT? 530 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,595 I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BE A LEADER AND A CAPTAIN 531 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,073 AND TO WIN AT ALL COSTS, 532 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,041 BUT THAT'S JUST REALLY NOT WHO I AM, ALL RIGHT? 533 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,570 I-I ONLY DID THAT STUFF 534 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,835 'CAUSE I WANTED TO GET YOU GUYS OFF MY BACK. 535 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,284 I'M SORRY IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS, 536 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,939 BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS. 537 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,607 AND, BY THE WAY, IF BEING A LEADER IS SO IMPORTANT, 538 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,846 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS DOING ANY BETTER? 539 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,252 I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT THAT. KID'S GOT A POINT, YEAH. 540 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,685 AND, P.S., I'M 11, AND I KNOW YOU GUYS WORRY ABOUT ME, 541 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,090 BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO THINK THIS STUFF THROUGH. 542 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,592 OH, BUDDY. [ SIGHS ] 543 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,464 I SHOULDN'T GET SO WRAPPED UP IN THIS STUFF. 544 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:30,763 IT'S JUST I WAS RAISED TO LEAD AND WIN AT ALL COSTS. 545 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,127 AND SO? 546 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,274 AND I DO THAT WITHOUT THINKING 547 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,801 HOW IT AFFECTS OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. 548 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,196 AND I'M SORRY. 549 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,407 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MOM. 550 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,409 I JUST HEARD A SPEECH. IT WAS GREAT. 551 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,241 AND THAT SPEECH WAS PERFECT FOR A TEAM CAPTAIN -- 552 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,108 PERFECT SPEECH. LET IT GO. 553 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,217 NEVER! 554 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,378 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 555 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,915 [ SIGHS ] HEY, PREZ. 556 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,887 UM, I JUST WANTED TO BRING BY THE LEAGUE FILES. 557 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,627 IT'S A TOUGH JOB, SO I FIGURED IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 558 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,263 I'D BE, UH, HAPPY TO HELP OUT. 559 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,498 YOU KNOW WHAT, DICK? YOU SHOULD HANG ON TO THOSE. 560 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,665 YEAH, YOU WANT TO SET UP YOUR OWN FILING SYSTEM. I GET THAT. 561 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,243 FACT IS, EVEN THOUGH I BEAT YOU, 562 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,012 YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. 563 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,552 SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GIVING ME THE JOB BACK? ON ONE CONDITION. 564 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,852 I GET TO CHANGE MY PRACTICE TIME. 565 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,850 DONE. TAKE WHATEVER SPOT YOU WANT. 566 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,820 THANK YOU, TERRY. UH... 567 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,492 YOU'RE WELCOME, DICK. 568 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,020 SO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A CELEBRATORY MARGARITA? 569 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,415 OR MAYBE A BEER OR A SCOTCH OR...