1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,806 Terry Sr.: OH, BOY. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,478 YOU KNOW, DONNY, YOU AND THE ANGLES 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,538 ARE STARTING TO LOOK NOT TERRIBLE. 4 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,007 HIS NAME IS DANNY. 5 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,845 WHO? YOUR GRANDSON. HIS NAME IS DANNY. 6 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,251 WELL, WHAT DID I SAY? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. 7 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,754 WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD OF NICKNAMES? 8 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,145 DONNY IS A NAME, NOT A NICKNAME. 9 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,717 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE WHAT I CALL HIM? 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,694 HE KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING TO. 11 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,433 Y-YOU KNOW, MOM, I REALLY DON'T MIND. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,828 IT IS A SIGN OF RESPECT 13 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,029 TO CALL SOMEONE BY THEIR ACTUAL NAME. 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,332 LOOK. PEOPLE CALL ME THE CANNON. I REST MY CASE. 15 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,734 I CALL PEOPLE WHAT I CALL THEM FOR A FEW REASONS. 16 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:33,926 WHAT, LIKE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES? 17 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,497 THAT'S ONE. 18 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,836 IT'S ALSO A SIGN OF FAMILIARITY, UH, A BOND, IF YOU WILL. 19 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,042 IT'S OLD SCHOOL. 20 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,714 THE OLD SCHOOL OF INSENSITIVITY? 21 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,112 THE BRONX. 22 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,214 MM-HMM. SO, WHAT ARE WE PRACTICING TODAY? 23 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:48,076 SOME OLD-SCHOOL IDEAS. 24 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,946 HERE YOU GO. HERE'S THE WAY WE THROW. 25 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,253 SEE -- RIGHT, LEFT. 26 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,045 THIS IS CALLED THE ELEPHANT WALK, GUYS. 27 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:55,057 THIS IS WAY WE HIT -- LEFT. 28 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,389 IT'S ALL RHYTHM. 29 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,594 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 30 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,025 BLACK KID, COME UP. 31 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,129 YOU'VE SEEN A LOT OF ELEPHANTS 32 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:01,301 IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY, RIGHT? 33 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,259 YOU LEAD THE WAY. GO AHEAD. 34 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,427 LEFT, RIGHT. COME ON, RHYTHM. 35 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,366 YOU GOT TO BEND OVER. MAKE BELIEVE THE GRASS IS CHEESE. GET DOWN. 36 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,642 ALL RIGHT, HEY, BOYS. THIS IS AN OLD-SCHOOL EXERCISE. 37 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,811 IT TEACHES US HOW TO RELEASE THE HEAD OF THIS BAT 38 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,110 SO WE GET FULL EXTENSION, A STRAIGHT LINE OUT. 39 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,983 THROW IT OVER THAT TREE. 40 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,080 RELEASE THE HEAD OF THE BAT, OKAY? 41 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:21,453 TOWELHEAD, LET'S SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT. READY? 42 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,482 ALL RIGHT, JUST LET IT GO JUST LIKE A TOMAHAWK. 43 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,347 BOOM. JUST LET IT RIP. LET IT GO. 44 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,955 WHOA! THAT'S GREAT. 45 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,830 TAKE THAT, ISRAEL, HUH? 46 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,959 NO? 47 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,134 BLOCK THE BALL. BLOCK IT. 48 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,203 DON'T FLAG IT. 49 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,100 DON'T FLAG IT. 50 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,474 GOOD, GOOD! 51 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,843 WAX ON, WAX OFF. 52 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,742 YOU GOT IT. THE KID GETS IT. 53 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,344 YOU SEE? IT'S IN HIS BLOOD. 54 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,406 NOW WE CAN BEGIN TO PLAY BASEBALL. 55 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,754 BLACK KID, LISTEN UP. 56 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,249 FEEL THE BALL, THROW IT TO THE BAG. 57 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,822 TOWELHEAD, COME OVER TO SECOND, 58 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,019 FIRE THE BALL TO COFFEE AND CREAM, ALL RIGHT? 59 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,191 YOU GOT THAT, GIRLY? 60 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,290 DONG, WHEN I HIT THE BALL, 61 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,092 YOU'RE GONNA RUN TO FIRST -- STRAIGHT. 62 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,033 REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING, YOU'RE RUNNING. 63 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,088 RUN. 64 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,856 CANNON, LANGUAGE. 65 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,795 WHAT? THEY TALK ENGLISH. 66 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,195 Dick: NAME-CALLING? I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW, TOO? 67 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,704 Stan: WELL, HALF OF YOUTH BASEBALL 68 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,365 IS DEALING WITH COMPLAINTS FROM PARENTS. 69 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,514 YOU KNEW THAT, DICK. DON'T TELL ME THINGS I KNOW, STAN. 70 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,969 THAT'S NOT HELPFUL. 71 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,607 I HAVEN'T SEEN A BUILDUP OF PARENT HYSTERIA LIKE THIS 72 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,482 SINCE VAN HALEN TOURED WITH AC/DC. 73 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,651 I BLAME MYSELF. 74 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,278 UH, I BLAME YOU, TOO. 75 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:27,884 I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO THE CANNON. 76 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,675 BUT, QUITE FRANKLY, HE TERRIFIES ME. 77 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,977 SHUT UP, STAN. 78 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,148 Terry Sr.: ALL RIGHT, FAT KID, BALL. 79 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,659 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT WORK. 80 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,391 *** 81 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,639 OH! OH! 82 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,177 ALL RIGHT! 83 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,512 [ ALL CHEERING ] 84 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,677 WAY TO GO! WAY TO GO, ANGLES! 85 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,245 FIRST DOUBLE PLAY. 86 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,554 YES! 87 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,745 ALL RIGHT! WAY TO THROW, BIG GUY! 88 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,316 YOU'LL BE THE CAPTAIN. 89 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,155 SEE WHAT I DID? Terry Jr.: WHAT YOU DID? 90 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,989 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DOING WITH THESE KIDS THE WHOLE TIME? 91 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,264 LOSING. HEY, YOU WALKED INTO THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT? 92 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,525 YEAH. [ ALL CHEERING, CHANTING "CANNON" ] 93 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:19,434 LISTEN, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS. I'M SO PROUD. 94 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,067 DICK, DID YOU SEE THAT? 95 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,601 UH, NO. I MUST HAVE TURNED AWAY AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. 96 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,767 MM. TERRY, LOOK, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 97 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,106 IT'S ABOUT LEAGUE BUSINESS. ABOUT MY HOTNESS? 98 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,281 I'M ACTUALLY SERIOUS. ABOUT MY SERIOUS HOTNESS? 99 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,681 ARE YOU DONE? DONE WITH MY HOTNESS? 100 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,012 TERRY! I'M ACTUALLY STRESSED OUT ABOUT SOMETHING. 101 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,747 CAN WE TALK, PLEASE? IT'S ABOUT YOUR DAD. 102 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:36,953 ALL RIGHT. 103 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,792 All: [ Chanting ] CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! 104 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:44,591 Terry Sr.: UH-HUH! OH, YEAH! CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! 105 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,925 Man: * I'M BACK 106 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,929 -- Captions by VITAC -- 107 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:55,242 *** 108 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,639 * I'M BACK 109 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,238 Dick: OKAY. 110 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:03,114 TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT...THERE? 111 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,653 SO, LOOK. 112 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,448 THERE HAVE BEEN NUMEROUS REPORTS 113 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,450 THAT YOUR ASSISTANT COACH -- 114 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,482 AND FATHER. 115 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,147 I CAN HANDLE THIS, STAN. 116 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,654 SORRY. I WAS GIVING CONTEXT. 117 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,816 I KNOW THAT! 118 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,824 LOOK, JUST ASSUME FROM NOW ON 119 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:19,126 THAT I KNOW...EVERYTHING. 120 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,629 I'LL GO AHEAD AND SHUT IT DOWN. OKAY. 121 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,832 SO, SOME PARENTS HAVE... 122 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,034 [ CLATTERING ] 123 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,096 SOME PARENTS HAVE BEEN FILMING 124 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,607 YOUR DAD'S INSENSITIVE BEHAVIOR WITH THEIR PHONES. 125 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,970 AND, UM, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 126 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,477 JUST PUSH "PLAY" ON THERE 127 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,779 AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 128 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,451 [ TERRY SR. SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] 129 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,950 YOU, PUT THE HELMET ON. GO PINCH RUN. 130 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,792 WHY ARE YOU SENDING HUNTER IN TO PINCH RUN? 131 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,748 HE'S BLACK. 132 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,286 [ WINCES ] 133 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,491 I MEAN... 134 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,522 COME ON. GET YOUR GLOVE READY. 135 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,957 SOFT. SOFT HANDS. 136 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,762 LIKE YOU'RE PICKING STRAWBERRIES. WELL, THAT'S... 137 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,255 IF YOU DAMAGE THEM, YOU GO BACK TO OAXACA, ALL RIGHT? 138 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,796 OH. READY? 139 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,331 CATCH IT! 140 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,437 CATCH IT LIKE LIZA WAS THROWING IT OFF THE STAGE. 141 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,699 WON'T YOU DO THAT, BROADWAY? 142 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,266 PLEASE! RIGHT. 143 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,814 LOOK, I KNOW THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD, 144 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,040 BUT HE DOESN'T MEAN IT. 145 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,305 I MEAN, HE LOVES THESE KIDS. 146 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,643 IT'S JUST HIS OLD-SCHOOL WAYS. 147 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:11,808 JUST HIS OLD-SCHOOL WAYS? 148 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,475 ISN'T THAT WHAT ALL RACISTS SAY? 149 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,884 LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE HIM COACHING WITH YOU ANYMORE. 150 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,715 I CAN'T DO IT. LOOK, I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO HIM. 151 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,950 I PROMISE YOU -- I PROMISE YOU IT WILL STOP. 152 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,986 NO, THIS COULD EXPLODE INTO A HUGE LAWSUIT, 153 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,361 OKAY, AND IT COULD DEVASTATE THE LEAGUE. 154 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,360 I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN. IT IS OVER. 155 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,632 NO, IT IS NOT OVER. 156 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,160 LEAGUE CHARTER DICTATES THAT IF THERE IS A PERCEIVED OFFENSE, 157 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:32,326 THE PARENT OR COACH CAN APOLOGIZE FIRST TO THE TEAM. 158 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,396 IF ALL KIDS VOTE TO FORGIVE THE OFFENDER, 159 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,295 THEN HE/SHE CAN APOLOGIZE TO THE BOARD 160 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,536 AT THE NEXT LEAGUE MEETING. 161 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,371 AT WHICH POINT, IT WOULD BE PUT TO VOTE 162 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,677 TO DECIDE ON REINSTATEMENT. 163 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,139 YOU JUST RECITED THE CHARTER WORD FOR WORD. 164 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,577 I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 165 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:49,522 MM. 166 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,086 DAD, I SAW SOMETHING TODAY. 167 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:57,491 THAT WAS OLD-SCHOOL GREAT DOUBLE PLAY, THANKS TO ME. 168 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,885 YEAH, WELL, THE LEAGUE WANTS TO KICK YOU OUT 169 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,727 BECAUSE OF YOUR OLD-SCHOOL WAYS. 170 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,262 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 171 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,866 DAD, YOU CAN'T REFER TO THE MEMBERS OF OUR TEAM 172 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,598 BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN OR THEIR ETHNICITY. 173 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,574 I DON'T DO THAT. CHINAMAN KID? 174 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,742 HE'S A KID FROM CHINA. 175 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,411 IT'S A NICKNAME. DAD, THAT'S OLD-MAN RACIST TALK. 176 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,681 NO. NO, IT IS NOT. 177 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,578 IT'S THEM BEING OVERSENSITIVE. 178 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,050 POLITICALLY CORRECT CRAP, OKAY? 179 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,379 THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE WAY I WAS RAISED. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 180 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:24,615 I AM SO SICK OF THE "I WAS RAISED THAT WAY" EXCUSE. 181 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,752 AND THEN WHAT? YOU WENT TO SLEEP FOR 50 YEARS? 182 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,757 DAD, THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON AND SO SHOULD YOU. 183 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,789 FOR GOODNESS SAKES, WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT. 184 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,434 BLACK PRESIDENT, SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I CALL HIM. 185 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,801 THE LEAGUE HAS SUSPENDED YOU. 186 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,458 YOU CAN NO LONGER GO ON THE FIELD 187 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,567 UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE. 188 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,598 WELL, FINE. 189 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,132 I'M SUSPENDED 190 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,437 'CAUSE I'M NOT APOLOGIZING 191 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,069 FOR CALLING MY KIDS NICKNAMES. 192 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,613 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 193 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,708 I THINK EVERYBODY ON THAT FIELD OWES ME AN APOLOGY. 194 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,140 I'M NOT WALKING ON THAT FIELD UNTIL PEOPLE APOLOGIZE TO ME. 195 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,436 [ SCOFFS ] OH, GOD. 196 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,808 I DON'T NEED THIS, YOU OLD GOAT, 197 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:52,645 AND I DON'T NEED YOU. 198 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,210 OH, HEY! 199 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,747 ENJOY YOUR "MATLOCK" RERUNS. 200 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,393 UGH! [ DOOR SLAMS ] 201 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,462 OKAY, ANGLES, TODAY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE 202 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,134 A NEW-SCHOOL KIND OF PRACTICE, OKAY? 203 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,761 THERE WILL BE NO NAME-CALLING AND NOTHING NEGATIVE. 204 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,998 IT'S JUST GONNA BE YOU AND ME. 205 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,273 WE'RE GONNA GET OUT THERE, WE'RE GONNA BE POSITIVE, 206 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,672 AND WE'RE GONNA GET BETTER! 207 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,744 NOW, ANGLES, TAKE THE FIELD! HIT IT! 208 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,012 YOU'RE A WINNER. YOU'RE A WINNER. YOU'RE A WINNER. 209 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,741 YOU'RE A WINNER. YOU'RE THE BIG WINNER. OH, THANKS. 210 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,936 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. GOOD. 211 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:27,917 OKAY, ANGLES, LET'S GET TWO! 212 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,148 OH, UH, DONG? UH, SWEETIE? 213 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,324 COULD YOU PLEASE STAND UP? 214 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,292 AND, UH -- AND NO TEXTING! 215 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,992 HEY, LOOK OVER THERE. 216 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,834 OW! OW! 217 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,759 OH, GUYS! GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! 218 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,134 HEY, IF YOU DON'T BREAK THEM UP, 219 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,162 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A CAIN/ABEL INCIDENT. 220 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,267 OW! 221 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,168 COACH TERRY, I'M GOING HOME. 222 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,040 WHY? I DON'T KNOW. 223 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,999 IT'S NOT SAFE OUT THERE. 224 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:54,468 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 225 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,046 ANGLES! WE NEED TO STAY FOCUSED! 226 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,179 OKAY, CAN WE FOCUS? 227 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,184 THIS IS NEW SCHOOL! W-WE NEED TO STAY POSITIVE! 228 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,557 OH, OH, GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! 229 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,518 YOU NEED THE CANNON BACK. I DO NOT! 230 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,687 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 231 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,085 SWEETIE. 232 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:20,195 OKAY, WHO HASN'T GOTTEN A GAME BALL FOR PRACTICE YET? 233 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,543 NO ONE DESERVES A GAME BALL. 234 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,199 THAT WAS ANARCHY OUT THERE. 235 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,006 OH, BUT YOU GUYS GAVE IT 100%. IT WAS A GREAT EFFORT. 236 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,379 THAT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE CANNON WAS HERE. 237 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,838 THIS IS GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, MOM. 238 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,708 Both: YOU'RE NOT YELLING AT US ENOUGH! 239 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,216 OR CALLING US ENOUGH NAMES. WHAT? 240 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,848 IT SEEMS WE RESPOND TO THAT. 241 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,224 YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE. 242 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,021 Both: WE MISS THE CANNON. 243 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,923 THE CANNON ROLLS OLD SCHOOL. 244 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,385 WELL, THAT OLD SCHOOL GOT HIM KICKED OUT OF HERE. 245 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,934 SO, FROM NOW ON, WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY, 246 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,329 AND MY WAY'S GONNA BE FUN. 247 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,560 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 248 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,756 WE NEED A COACH, NOT A CHEERLEADER. 249 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,843 SO, ARE YOU GONNA BE STUBBORN, 250 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,841 OR ARE YOU GONNA GET THE CANNON BACK OUT HERE? 251 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,613 HEY, I AM NOT THE ONE BEING STUBBORN. 252 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,442 Dick: WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW WHO THE BETTER COACH WAS. 253 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,877 HE MEANS THE CANNON. 254 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,883 SHUT UP, STAN. 255 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,858 SO, PRACTICE DIDN'T GO VERY WELL, HUH? 256 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,718 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 257 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,387 UH, THE CHINAMAN KID -- HE JUST TEXTED ME. 258 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,756 AND HE WAS, YOU KNOW, VERY UPSET. 259 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,595 YOU TEXT WITH DONG? 260 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,901 YEAH, YOU KNOW, HE HELPED ME SET UP MY PHONE. 261 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,973 AND, UH, WE BOTH LIKE JACKIE CHAN MOVIES. 262 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,971 AWESOME. SO, LISTEN. 263 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,403 YOU SAY YOU NEED ME 264 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,908 AND I WILL STRONGLY CONSIDER APOLOGIZING. 265 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,911 WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG? 266 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,254 WRONG? LISTEN. I'M HELPING THESE KIDS. 267 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,409 I'M TRYING TO GET THEM THROUGH LIFE. 268 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,578 YOU THINK THEIR BOSSES ARE GONNA CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAMES? 269 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,887 YES! NO. 270 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,388 YES. NO. 271 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,789 NOT ON THE DOCKS. NOT IN THE COAL FACTORIES. 272 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,832 COAL FACTORY? THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW COAL IS MADE. 273 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,089 I SEE. SO, NOW YOU KNOW HOW COAL IS MADE. 274 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,057 LOOK. THIS ALL BOILS DOWN TO YOU BEING SELFISH. 275 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,067 WHAT?! AND, QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S NOT HELPING THE TEAM. 276 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,270 YOU JUST WILL NOT ADMIT 277 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,471 THAT THAT NEW-SCHOOL STUFF DOESN'T WORK 278 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,513 AND THAT THE ONLY THING THAT DOES WORK 279 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,938 IS THE OLD-SCHOOL STUFF. 280 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,914 THAT'S WHAT GETS IT DONE. 281 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,842 DAD, THE KIDS ARE RESPONDING TO YOU, 282 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,448 NOT WHAT YOU ARE CALLING THEM. 283 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,579 WELL, I AM WHO I AM AND I'M NOT CHANGING, ALL RIGHT? 284 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,686 AND IF YOU CONTINUE TEACHING THIS NEW STUFF, 285 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:23,759 IT'S GONNA GET WORSE AND WORSE AND MAYBE EVEN WORSE. 286 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:27,831 AND THEN, MY DEAR, YOU WILL BE CALLING ME. 287 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:31,771 "OH, DAD? DAD?" 288 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,769 WORSE AND WORSE. 289 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:37,811 MAYBE WE HAVEN'T GONE NEW SCHOOL ENOUGH. 290 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,838 AND THEY WILL GET WORSE. 291 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,683 HA! 292 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,639 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DARLING? TOO MUCH? 293 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,447 MOTHER, HEELS WOULD BE TOO MUCH. 294 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,278 YOU'RE PRACTICALLY UNDERSTATED. 295 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,484 Terry Jr.: WOW, LULU. 296 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,815 YOU LOOK LIKE ELTON JOHN IN DRAG. 297 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,891 [ CHUCKLES ] 298 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:52,989 LET'S GO WARM UP. 299 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,350 SO, WHY EXACTLY 300 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,957 HAVE YOU ASKED ME TO HELP COACH, DARLING? 301 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,529 BECAUSE YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT BASEBALL. 302 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,858 GREAT. FABULOUS. WHAT? 303 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,664 YEP. I NEED THIS TEAM TO GET WORSE QUICKLY. 304 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,467 ONCE THE CANNON SEES WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH THEM, 305 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,228 HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET HERE FAST ENOUGH. 306 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,237 SO, BASICALLY YOU'RE USING ME. 307 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,199 WELL, I FIGURED YOU'D BE UP FOR IT. 308 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,508 NOT MY FIRST DAY AT THE RODEO. [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,210 ALL RIGHT, ANGLES! BRING IT ON IN! 310 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,042 ALL RIGHT. 311 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,847 LULU HERE IS YOUR NEW ASSISTANT COACH. 312 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,250 LISTEN VERY CLOSELY TO EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO SAY. 313 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,393 OKAY, WELL, I WANT YOU TO HOLD HANDS AND FORM A CIRCLE 314 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,419 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED 315 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,385 "SKIP AROUND THE CRICKET PITCH." 316 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,933 [ LAUGHS ] 317 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:32,929 DONG... 318 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,830 DO YOUR MAGIC. 319 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,563 *** 320 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,527 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 321 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,409 Dick: CANNON. 322 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,841 CANNON! LISTEN TO ME. 323 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,378 I'M GONNA SPEAK FOR ALL THE PARENTS IN THIS LEAGUE. 324 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,682 YOU SHOULDN'T BE OUT THERE. 325 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,953 YOUR KIDS DESERVE BETTER LESSONS. 326 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,052 YOU'RE BULLYING, INSENSITIVE, AND MEAN. 327 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,248 YOU GONNA STOP ME? YEAH. 328 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,261 NOPE! I'M GONNA CALL A PARK RANGER. 329 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,225 AND HUH AND HUH AND KNEE. 330 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,931 LULU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 331 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,203 W-WHAT'S THAT BLACK RICHARD SIMMONS DOING OUT ON MY MOUND? 332 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,202 WHAT IS HE DOING? 333 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,043 CARDIO THEN CORE. 334 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,769 CANNON, Y-YOU GOT TO HELP US, OKAY? 335 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,435 LULU'S MAKING US LOOK EVEN WEIRDER THAN WE ALREADY ARE. 336 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,543 RIGHT. I -- CANNON, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE. 337 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,875 DICK'S GONNA CALL THE COPS. 338 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,251 OH, THE COPS ARE THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES. 339 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,948 DID YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS? LOOK AT THIS. 340 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,280 WELL, YOU SAID YOU WANTED NEW SCHOOL, SO HERE YOU GO. 341 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,646 LOOK, I HAD TO BRING LULU ON 342 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,053 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHOICE. 343 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,915 I'M A SINGLE MOM. I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. 344 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:34,964 HELLO! 345 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,258 OH, ANTOINE, DARLING! 346 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,389 MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! 347 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,594 WHO ARE YOU? 348 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,825 ANTOINE. PILATES -- 349 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,830 LISTEN. 350 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,161 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 351 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,595 THIS SHOW OF FREAKS HERE, THIS WHOLE THING, 352 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,970 YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO GET MY BLOOD TO BOIL 353 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,399 SO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. AND WHY CAN'T YOU? 354 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,835 I'VE HAD TO TALK TO EACH OF THESE KIDS' PARENTS JUST TO KEEP THEM ON THE TEAM. 355 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,011 THEY LOVE YOU. 356 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,569 I-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 357 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,836 I NEED YOU, OKAY? 358 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,446 Danny: CANNON... 359 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,278 HELP US, PLEASE. 360 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,924 HEY, ANGLES! 361 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,491 COME ON AROUND. COME ON, EVERYBODY. 362 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,818 [ CLAPS ] 363 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,594 LOOK, UH... 364 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,661 THE LEAGUE, UH, THEY -- THEY THREW ME OUT, YOU KNOW? 365 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,530 I MEAN, I-I CAN'T BE HERE 366 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,629 BECAUSE I WASN'T CALLING YOU GUYS BY YOUR NAMES. 367 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,972 SO, I, UH -- I'M SORRY. 368 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,669 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT ANYBODY. 369 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,270 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO COACH YOU GUYS, AND, UH... 370 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,213 I LIKE IT AND I WANT TO COME BACK. 371 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,308 OKAY, SO, UH, SHOW OF HANDS -- 372 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,011 AND EVERYONE HAS TO VOTE -- 373 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,353 IF YOU WANT THE CANNON TO COME BACK. 374 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:36,876 PARVU? 375 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,848 YOU FORGOT TO RAISE YOUR HAND. 376 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,857 NO, I DIDN'T. I DON'T WANT HIM BACK. 377 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,959 COACH CANNON, YOUR WORDS HURT ME. 378 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,033 *** 379 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,402 Dick: WITHOUT EVERY KID'S VOTE, CANNON, 380 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,201 YOU GOT TO GET OFF THIS FIELD. 381 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,897 YEAH. 382 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:01,007 *** 383 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,522 THE LEAGUE OF DORKS. 384 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,190 LEAGUE OF IDIOTS, MORONS, 385 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,660 COMMUNIST BLOODSUCKING PIGS! 386 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,858 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,161 I AM MAKING VEAL PICCATA. 388 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,563 [ GROANS ] 389 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,155 HERE. 390 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,197 WOW, THAT IS THE THINNEST VEAL 391 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,374 I'VE EVER SEEN. 392 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,271 I-IT'S LIKE MEAT PAPER. 393 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,914 CANNON, I KNOW THIS WORLD IS CHANGING 394 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,610 IN WAYS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, 395 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,541 BUT MAYBE CHANGING WITH IT WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING. 396 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,606 I TRIED. 397 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,277 I APOLOGIZED. 398 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,245 AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR SHORTSTOP IS STUBBORN 399 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,445 AND WEARS A WEIRD TOWEL HAT. 400 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,557 OKAY. 401 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,758 SO, I GUESS IT'S OVER THEN. 402 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,589 SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT? 403 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,864 AND WE ALREADY COVERED RACIAL INSENSITIVITY EARLIER IN THE WEEK. 404 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,803 THIS WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER GREAT LESSON FOR DANNY. 405 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,799 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO? 406 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,371 FIGURE IT OUT. 407 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300 IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 408 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,135 FIGURE IT OUT, CANNON. 409 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,871 PLEASE. 410 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,535 *** 411 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,576 I'M TAKING A WALK. 412 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,550 WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT PUSHING HIS BUTTONS. 413 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,616 HEY, YOU WERE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 414 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,764 HIGH FIVE. YES. THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 415 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,560 YEAH, THAT WAS -- DON'T TOUCH THAT. 416 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,602 Parvesh: PARV, GOT A VISITOR. 417 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,500 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 418 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,402 HEY. MANNERS. 419 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,474 SORRY, FATHER. 420 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,570 HOW YOU DOING, PARVU? 421 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,435 DON'T YOU MEAN TOWELHEAD KID? 422 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,673 OR IS IT CAMEL JOCKEY? 423 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,578 OR CURRY MUNCHER. 424 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,079 YEAH. DOT HEAD. 425 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,581 AND WE GOT COW KISSER. WE GOT MUSHROOM HEAD. 426 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,483 AND FLAT-OUT GENIE. 427 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,415 I GET IT. I DON'T KNOW. 428 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,320 I JUST CAME BY TO SAY, UH, I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT KID 429 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,263 AND, UH [SIGHS] 430 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,159 I'M REALLY SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 431 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,331 Y-YOU'RE REALLY MY FAVORITE BALL PLAYER OUT THERE 432 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,761 AND I THINK YOU REALLY GOT SOME TALENT. 433 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,026 THEN WHY DO YOU INSULT ME? 434 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,165 NO, SEE, I -- I-I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 435 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,971 IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD, EVERYBODY HAD A NICKNAME. 436 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,714 STEVIE THE GIMP, SAMMY THE BLACK GUY, 437 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,340 FRANNY THE WHORE -- 438 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,675 UH...WHORES KNOW MONEY, YOU KNOW? 439 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,011 ANYWAY, THE POINT IS I-I LOVED THEM ALL. 440 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,048 HERE'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET, MR. GANNON. 441 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,383 LOOK AT HIM. 442 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,187 IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR HIM LOOKING DIFFERENT 443 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,789 WHILE STILL HONORING YOUR FAITH. 444 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,160 IT HURTS WHEN A COACH WHO HE LIKES VERY MUCH 445 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,661 SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT. 446 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,162 YOU KNOW, IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS 447 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,365 FOR YOU TO STAND UP THERE TODAY AND NOT RAISE YOUR HAND. 448 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,568 AND, UM... 449 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,240 ANYWAY, YOU HAVE A-AN AWESOME SON. 450 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,840 GOOD NIGHT. 451 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,177 HEY -- HEY, COACH? YEAH? 452 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,580 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SIKH TEACHING 453 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,051 THAT SAYS, "LOVE ME WHEN I LEAST DESERVE IT 454 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,421 BECAUSE THAT IS WHEN I REALLY NEED IT." 455 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219 AND IN THAT SPIRIT, 456 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,022 I'D LIKE YOU TO COME BACK AND COACH. 457 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,386 OKAY, UH, PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME. 458 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,697 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? YOU KNOW MY NAME. Dick: ALL RIGHT. 459 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,099 LET THE RECORD NOTE THAT TERRY GANNON SR. 460 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,072 IS AT THE LECTERN. 461 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,270 TAKE IT AWAY, CANNON. 462 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,071 MAKE YOUR CASE FOR REINSTATEMENT. 463 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,773 RIGHT. 464 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,114 WELL, YOU SAID I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE AND APOLOGIZE 465 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,380 FOR SOME OF THE NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLING MY KIDS ON THE ANGLES. 466 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,580 CORRECT. 467 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,411 WELL, I'M SORRY. 468 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,176 I AM SORRY... 469 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:33,186 THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE BUNCH OF WACKO HYPOCRITE ASSHATS. 470 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,190 [ CROWD MURMURS ] 471 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,691 OH, BOY. HERE WE GO. 472 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,922 APOLOGIES DO NOTHING. 473 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,187 CHANGE IS DIFFERENT. 474 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,357 I GUESS I'VE BEEN EMOTIONALLY ASLEEP 475 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,266 FOR QUITE A LONG TIME -- 476 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,138 SOMETHING MY DAUGHTER'S BEEN TRYING TO TELL ME. 477 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,639 BUT BECAUSE OF HER AND THE ANGLES, I THINK, UH... 478 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,382 I THINK I'M JUST STARTING TO WAKE UP. 479 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,648 SO, UH, BETTER THAN APOLOGIZING, 480 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,208 UM, I'M GONNA TRY TO CHANGE. 481 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,048 Dick: THAT'S FINE, CANNON, 482 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,552 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR REMORSE. 483 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,485 WE HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO THESE KIDS. 484 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,891 A MORAL OBLIGATION? YEAH. 485 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,963 IF THESE KIDS ARE SO SPECIAL TO YOU, 486 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,733 IF THEY'RE SO SPECIAL, HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T DRAFTED ANY ONE OF THEM? 487 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,003 NOT ONE OF THEM. NOBODY WANTED THESE KIDS. 488 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,501 MY LITTLE GIRL HAD TO START A NEW TEAM 489 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,574 JUST SO THESE KIDS COULD PLAY. 490 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,073 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT SIX TEAMS IN THIS LEAGUE 491 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,505 AND FIVE OF THEM ARE ALL WHITE. 492 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,581 IS THAT TRUE? 493 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,739 UH, YEAH. 494 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,737 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 495 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,678 HIT THERE, DONG. 496 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,782 [ BEEP ] 497 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,746 [ BEEP ] 498 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,024 [ BEEP ] I THINK... 499 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,921 [ BEEP ] ...IT'S TIME YOU GUYS TOOK A -- 500 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,793 [ BEEP ] JUST A REAL GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELVES. 501 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,293 OKAY. 502 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,492 [ BEEP ] 503 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,827 WELL, THE ANGLES -- 504 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,131 WELL, THEY'RE THE FACE OF AMERICA, 505 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,434 AND YOUR TEAM -- 506 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,165 I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE LIKE NORWAY. 507 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,272 I MEAN, I MAY HAVE USED SOME QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE, 508 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,505 BUT IT'S SOMETHING I GREW UP WITH. 509 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,380 BUT AS FAR AS, UH, THESE BIG APOLOGIES GO, 510 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,813 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 511 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,547 [ SCOFFS ] 512 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,892 BUT I WILL TO MY KIDS. 513 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,789 SO, HUNTER, VANESSA, 514 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,862 DONG, DANNY BOY... 515 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,863 ...PARVU... 516 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,366 ...MICHAEL, ANGEL, 517 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,969 VINCE AND VANCE, 518 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,900 AND THE FAT KID. DUDLEY. 519 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,073 WHAT, THE GUY'S WHITE? 520 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,414 OKAY. DUDLEY. 521 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,741 I'M REALLY... 522 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,576 REALLY, UH, VERY SORRY, GUYS. 523 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,881 VERY SORRY. 524 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,922 AND, UH... 525 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,389 I'M SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU. 526 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,987 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I GOT. 527 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,761 SO IF YOU WANT TO KICK ME OUT FOR THAT, KICK ME OUT. 528 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,091 [ CROWD MURMURS ] 529 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,825 BOY, I DON'T KNOW. THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH. 530 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,233 MM, YOU'RE OUT. 531 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,595 DICK, WE HAVE TO TAKE A VOTE. 532 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,944 OKAY, FINE. 533 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:07,209 ALL IN FAVOR OF TERRY GANNON SR. 534 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,380 BEING REINSTATED TO COACH THE ANGLES, RAISE YOUR HANDS. 535 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,921 DOUBLE DANG IT! 536 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,453 TERRY GANNON SR. COACHES THE ANGLES. 537 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,446 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 538 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,788 *** 539 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,099 DON'T HUG ME IN PUBLIC, OKAY? 540 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,400 OH, SHUT UP, YOU OLD GOAT. 541 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,272 HEY, BOYS. 542 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,201 [ Chanting ] CANNON! CANNON! CANNON! 543 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,807 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. IT'S YOUR TURN. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 544 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,376 WHO'S GOING FIRST? 545 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,915 I'LL GO FIRST. 546 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,749 GO AHEAD. 547 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,124 YOU'RE SO OLD 548 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,452 THAT WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU SAW "TITANIC," 549 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,817 THEY THINK YOU MEAN FROM A LIFEBOAT. 550 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,615 WHOA! OH! 551 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,426 [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD. 552 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,428 YOU HAVE SO MANY BLUE LINES ON YOUR ARMS, 553 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,790 YOU COULD BE A ROAD MAP. 554 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,058 OHH. OHH.OHH. OHH. 555 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,555 WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION, 556 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,797 THEY MEAN YEARS OLD. 557 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,302 OHH. OHH. OHH. THAT'S COLD. 558 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,844 ALL RIGHT. 559 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,798 I'VE SEEN DEAD BIRDS WITH CLEARER EYES THAN YOU. 560 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,937 [ LAUGHTER ] OOH. 561 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,072 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR HAIR THAT IT'S DEAD? 562 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,577 [ LAUGHS ] GOOD. 563 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,809 YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT -- 564 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,014 WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA? 565 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,151 WELL, I'VE NEVER MET HER IN PERSON, 566 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,453 BUT I'M ASSUMING SHE'S BIG AND FAT. 567 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,286 [ CHUCKLES ] 568 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,661 [ LAUGHTER ] 569 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,530 NICE.