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Hey.
Morning.
Can you grab the milk?

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[yelps]

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Oh, my God. Is it another rat?

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No.

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It's food.

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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.

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Who did this?

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Not me; I've got
four dollars in my wallet

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and it's got to last me
till next week.

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Well, it wasn't me either
and, by the way,

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you have two dollars
in your wallet.

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Look, look.
There's strawberry jam.

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With seeds.

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So you know it came from
real strawberries.

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Morning.Adam,

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there's food in the house.

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[chuckles]:
I know, I bought it.

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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work

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and finding a box of baking soda
and a fuzzy lemon.

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Okay, this jam is mine,
I called it.

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You know,
I went crazy and bought

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some bread to put that on.Bread?

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I want bread. I call that, too.

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Adam, how much did you spend?

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Don't worry about it.

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We're doing really well
at the bar

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and we deserve nice things.

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Nice things I get,

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but what's with
the fancy-ass beans?

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They're not
the grocery store brand?

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Nope. Check out the lid.

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[gasps]
A pop-top!

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Okay, Bill Gates, now
you're just showboating.

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♪

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How's the fruit
looking today?

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Must we do this dance?

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You're right.
Cheeseburger and fries.

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You?

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I'll just have
a side of mayo.

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I'm not even in the mood to ask.

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Is there a
new mayo diet?

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Is it hard?
Is it working?

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'Cause you look good.

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I'm on the eat all the food
in the fridge

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before it spoils diet.

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She had a turkey leg
and a box of cherry tomatoes

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for breakfast.Yeah. You could have
helped out, too,

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Miss "yogurt that still had
a week to go."

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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.

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Adam's bar is finally
bringing in

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a little money
and he had the audacity

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to fill our fridge
with food.

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And I'll be damned if I'm
letting any of it go bad.

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Here, banana-tizers
all around.

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That's great
that his bar's doing well.

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[panicked shushing]

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Jinxsy! Don't
say it out loud.

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Um...

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you just salted
that guy's baby.

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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?[exclaims]

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What did Bonnie just say?

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He smiled. [chuckles]

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Oh, stupid baby
thinks it's snowing.

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Look, I'm glad
it's happening,

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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.

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He bought food.And running shoes.

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Runningshoes.

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[phone chimes]Aw.

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ALL: Yuri.But it's even better.

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It's him holding a cat.

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Ooh, let me see.
[gasps]

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[chuckles][meows]

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[meowing]

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Take the phone back.

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It's his cousin's cat,
they're roommates.

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[gasps] Which reminds me,
Christy.

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Sergei just broke up
with his girlfriend and I...

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I'm in.Maybe I'd fix
you guys up, I mean...

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I said I'm in....he's pretty cute
and I think you guys...

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Did you not just hear her?
She's about to jump up

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on this table and
start twerking.I really am.

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Okay, great, well,
how about we go

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to their place
for dinner Friday?

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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds

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of pork shoulder
that's best before the 17th.

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I haven't touched a man
in ten months.

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I'm willing to take
my chances with old pork.

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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?

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I can't imagine.
Hmm.

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You must get homesick.Sometimes.

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But then I shove ice cube
down his pants

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and say,
"Snap out of it!"[laughs]

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[laughs] It's
funny every time.

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[chuckling]

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How did you learn
to speak such good English?

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Ah. Watching
Law and Order: SVU.

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"In the criminal
justice system,

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"sexually based
offenses are...

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BOTH:
...considered
especially heinous."

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It's happening.

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No pressure-- whatever
happens, happens.

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But it's happening.

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Who's ready for
Duncan Hines Bundt cake?

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TAMMY:
Ooh.

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They raise their
hands here.

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Oh.

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Go relax on couch,
we'll clean up.

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[Christy chuckles]

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So what do you think?He's amazing.

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[chuckles]They're both amazing.

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They cook,
they clean.

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And they're gentle,
sensitive lovers.

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Well, mine is.

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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...

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I could have a Russian boyfriend
who plays guitar?
[chuckles]

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I always do this,
I get ahead of myself.

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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date.

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Be cool.

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But we are totally
having a double wedding.

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Right?
[laughs]

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Dessert is served.

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Sergei, he make
this cake himself.

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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.

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It's sweet that you guys
are so close.

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We are like
Three Musketeers.

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But only two.

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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.

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[knocking at door]

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Please enjoy your moist cake,
I will get this.

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[chuckles]

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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.

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Ah, he has good heart.

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[Yuri yelling
in Russian]

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[overlapping arguing
in Russian]

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[yelling continues]

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Is everything okay out there?

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It's just business.

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[arguing continues
in Russian]

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[man speaking Russian]

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[yelling in Russian]

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Sergei, please.
We are entertaining.

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I... Forgive me, ladies.

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Five minutes
and then Pictionary.

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[terse whispering]

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Christy, how's your cake?

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Stolen.

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I mean, moist. I mean, good.

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Who's uncomfortable?

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Is that a new hat?

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I guess, maybe.
I don't know.

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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.

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F-Fine, I bought a hat.[scoffs]

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You might want
to be nicer to me,

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I'm taking you out
for a surprise.

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I hate surprises.

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What kind of person
hates surprises?The kind who was

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in the bath when
the DEA broke down the door.

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The first time. The second time?

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[scoffs] I was ready for them.

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Well, this is a good surprise.

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Are we shopping
for expensive hats?

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Oh, my God. I got
it at the car wash.

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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.

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Yeah, I was in line
behind the queen.

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Uh, B-Bonnie.
Bonnie, you got

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to get over this.
I'm making money.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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And I'll try.

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Good, 'cause we're here.

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What? No.

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No, no.

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I don't want a new car.

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I don't need a new car.

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My car is fine.[stammers]

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Your left window
doesn't close,

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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it

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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.

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Is the bar doing well
or are customers scared away?

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'Cause it can't be both.

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There she is, my favorite
ex-mother-in-law.

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Oh, God. This yahoo?

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Hey, Baxter.

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Was she surprised?

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Yeah, it made her super mad.

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You know, everything you want
a present to do.

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I'm not angry.
I just don't need a new car.

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Will you at least
let him show you

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the one that
we picked out?[groans] Fine.

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[claps hands]
Change is uncomfortable.

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But you know what is
not uncomfortable?

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Heated leather seats.

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My ass is hot
enough on its own.

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Slide on in there, Bonnie.

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Got the yacht rock all fired up.

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Christopher Cross and you
are ready to ride like the wind.

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Just don't get caught between

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the moon and New York City.
[chuckles]

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Stay in your lane, Wheels.
I got this.

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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I--

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Oh.

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Lumbar support.
Shuts the yapper every time.

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Hey. I see a little smile.

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Someone's starting to like it.

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Okay, okay, how much?

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Don't worry about that,
we can afford it.

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How much?

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I worked out the
sweetest deal ever.

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Zero down,
$350 a month.

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How many months?Does that...

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How many months?72.

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72 months? Who knows
if we'll still be together!

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Wh-What?
We're getting married.

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Yeah, you can get out of that.
This, you're locked in.

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Let me out.

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Get me out of here.

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There's a button.Well, there's a million buttons!

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["Ride Like The Wind"
by Christopher Cross playing]

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Will you--
Bonnie, stop.

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Screw it. I'm going C-section.

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Be careful on the roof,
these things are not well made.

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I will see you at home,

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and don't be late
'cause I'm making that ham.

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Want to get high?Absolutely.

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Hey, Taylor.

226
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How's your day? How's it going?

227
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What, your friends aren't here
so now you want to talk?

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Oh, come on, I'm not like that.

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Hmm.

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Don't you have a son in college?

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I'm 30.

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Well, this has been fun.

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Hey, Tammy!

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Sorry I'm late,
I was at Yuri's.

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We had the place
to ourselves,

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and we...Please stop.

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Oh, I need to say it out loud.
We made love.

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Good for you.

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Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.

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An Apple Watch?

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To quote Sergei,
he's "smeetten" with you.

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Tammy, I can't keep this.

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Why?

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Despite the fact
that it looks cool and--

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Oh, my God,
it's taking my pulse--

246
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I'm pretty sure it's stolen.

247
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What? No, he knows a guy.

248
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Tammy, we both know what
it means when you know a guy.

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[scoffs]And come on,

250
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that business in the apartment
with the TVs...

251
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Okay, so no man's perfect,

252
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but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.

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I'm not talking about me.
You're on parole

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and Sergei's obviously involved
in illegal activity.

255
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,096
You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.

256
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,620
Well, I can't take Yuri
to Marjorie's,

257
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,622
it's the least sexy place
on the planet.

258
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,188
[imitating Marjorie]:
"Oh, are you two gonna get

259
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,886
hot and bothered?"

260
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:29,193
This is serious.
You could go back to prison.

261
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,369
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?

262
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,937
I know Sergei's a little shady,
but Yuri's clean.

263
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,548
Even if he is, the fact
that he lives with him...Stop.

264
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:40,901
I got this. I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.

265
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,424
I think I'm just gonna go.

266
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,686
Tammy...

267
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,036
No, you know what,
I could eat.

268
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,995
I just made love
for three hours.

269
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,920
Can you believe
that guy?

270
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,792
Men, always trying
to buy us cars.

271
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,489
You think this is a joke?

272
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,709
I don't know.
For as long as I can remember,

273
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,625
you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."

274
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,975
I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.

275
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,238
You know, putting
a big target on us,

276
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,719
like, "Hey, Universe, look
over here. We got money."

277
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,722
Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.

278
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,159
At least you'd have money
for a new face.

279
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,554
No, I wouldn't because Adam
spent it all on hats.

280
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,773
Hey.

281
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,035
Hello.

282
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,166
Is that the hat?Uh-huh.

283
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,126
Good Lord.

284
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,562
I don't want to fight.

285
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,737
I don't either.

286
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,434
Well, good. I'm just confused.

287
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,741
What is the point
of me busting my ass,

288
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,264
smelling like wings and beer,

289
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,831
barely spending
any time with you,

290
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,834
if I can't at least treat
my family to a few nice things.

291
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,576
Aw, he called me family.

292
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,187
You're so easy.

293
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,015
It's just I've always
wanted to have money

294
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,757
and now that we do, I'm
afraid we're gonna lose it.

295
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,324
Oh, you worrying
about us going broke

296
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,500
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.

297
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,632
Well, I'm sorry,
I don't mean that.

298
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,113
Then can you maybe
try to trust me?

299
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:06,464
Yeah, Mom,
for the family.

300
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,037
All right,
I will trust you.

301
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,822
Good, because
I bought you the car.

302
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,737
What? How could you do that?

303
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,130
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.

304
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,872
Ow!

305
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,701
Unbelievable.
You're so selfish.

306
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,138
That really dinged me.Selfish?

307
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,574
Left a dent.

308
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,663
You know what?
I'm gonna take it back.

309
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,143
You do what you want.

310
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,362
Am I bleeding?

311
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,059
Where'd you park it?

312
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,453
It's the only car out front
with a bow on it!

313
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,370
I'm a little dizzy.

314
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,376
Mama?

315
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:51,118
So he-he just threw
the keys at you?

316
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,382
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.

317
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,472
Anyway...

318
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,040
sorry for coming by
unannounced.

319
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,217
Oh, it's okay. Lots of people
come here unannounced.

320
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,828
At least it's not 2:00
in the morning.

321
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,267
Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.

322
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,443
You know Tammy's
on parole, right?

323
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,837
Yes, I love her
anyway.

324
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,319
She could get into a lot of
trouble for dating a guy

325
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,103
who's living with
a sweet, handsome,

326
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:23,106
but obviously
criminal cousin.

327
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,066
Which reminds me,

328
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,243
please give this
back to Sergei.

329
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,462
Oh, Sergei's
not criminal,

330
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:35,249
he is what we call
"middleman."

331
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,687
Dimitri and Misha,
now those guys are criminals.

332
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,299
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?

333
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,605
Of course not.

334
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:47,043
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.

335
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:51,613
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?

336
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,789
Yes.

337
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,618
I get it.

338
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,621
Thank you, Yuri.

339
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:02,667
No, thank you,
Christy.

340
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,369
Shall I tell Sergei
that you came by?

341
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,766
I'm not on parole,
why the hell not?

342
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,163
Hey there, can I
tell you about our...No.

343
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,948
You look like you're
in the market...No.

344
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,864
There's my favorite...No. Office, now.

345
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,388
Want a jelly doughnut?No!

346
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,651
Well, I do.

347
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,481
What's wrong? Having trouble
with the Sirius XM?

348
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,786
A lot of our
older custom...

349
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,051
A lot of our
customers do.

350
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,356
I'm returning the car.

351
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,968
Bonnie, sit down.No.

352
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,448
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.

353
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,797
Hey, if I showed
you a thing,

354
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,278
could you tell me
if it's a corn?

355
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,411
I want you to tear up
the contract.

356
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:54,154
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.

357
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,243
You got jelly on your shirt.

358
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,507
Aw, damn it.

359
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,250
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.

360
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,079
Look, when I met Candace,

361
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,342
I was living in my van.

362
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,562
Now I have a five bedroom house,
membership at a golf club,

363
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,522
collection of vintage
arcade games. [chuckles]

364
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,742
Frogger,so underrated.

365
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,704
Son of a...

366
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,445
Is this going somewhere?

367
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,578
What I'm trying to say is it
took me a while to get used

368
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:31,365
to having nice things,
but it turns out, it's great.

369
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,584
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?

370
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:39,503
Even if it does, at least
I enjoyed it while it lasted.

371
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,550
Huh. That actually makes sense.

372
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,423
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.

373
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,904
I don't know, maybe I am
getting in my own way.

374
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,211
I've always been a "live in
the moment" kind of gal,

375
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,560
and now I'm obsessing
about something

376
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,996
that hasn't even happened.

377
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,565
Thoughts are not reality.

378
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,395
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.

379
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,396
Baxter.

380
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,616
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.

381
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,618
Enjoy this while you can.

382
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,534
Aren't you afraid
it's gonna make you soft?

383
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:14,277
Oh, I'm soft,
but Candace is loaded.

384
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,279
As long as I'm with her,
I'm fine.

385
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:19,195
And you sure you two are solid,
jelly boy?

386
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,023
Yeah.

387
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,069
Are we solid?

388
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:29,423
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...

389
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,512
Yeah, sure,
you can call me back.

390
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,559
It's fine.
She's just a little busy.

391
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,436
Hey, Tammy. Aren't
you going inside?

392
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,481
I've been
waiting for you.Oh.

393
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,310
[mocking]: Oh.Oh...

394
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,486
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.

395
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,359
Okay, yes, you're mad,

396
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,361
but I just felt
it was important

397
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,536
that he knew...He dumped me.

398
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,668
What?
Yeah.

399
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,758
No. No, no, no, no, he wasn't
supposed to dump you,

400
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,064
he was supposed
to dump Sergei.

401
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,674
He can't dump Sergei,
he's family,

402
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,633
and he's the whole reason
Yuri's in America.

403
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,680
I'm so sorry.I thought we were friends.

404
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,379
We are. That's why I did it.
I love you too much

405
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,989
to see you go back to prison.[scoffs]

406
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,122
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.

407
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,775
Tammy, come on.

408
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,691
Just a heads-up, I'm gonna share
the crap out of this in there,

409
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,824
and I'm not gonna say your name
'cause that's not cool,

410
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,696
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!

411
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,622
♪ And I've got such
a long way to go ♪

412
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,450
♪ Such a long way
to go ♪

413
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,366
♪ To make it to the
border of Mexico ♪

414
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,761
♪ So I'll ride
like the wind ♪

415
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:50,330
BOTH:
♪ Ride like the wind

416
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,853
♪ Gonna ride like the wind

417
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,202
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah

418
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,204
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah

419
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,032
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah

420
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,426
What are you looking at?♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah

421
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,036
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah

422
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,430
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah

423
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:06,650
♪ Bah, bah, bah...

424
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,435
This is what
I wanted to see.

425
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,698
You happy, enjoying this.I am.

426
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,483
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.

427
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,485
Hey, I wanted to do it right.

428
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,313
We might have to live
in this thing someday.

429
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,447
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?

430
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:24,407
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!

431
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,454
I could totally live back here.

432
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:31,980
[music volume increases]

433
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,286
♪ Ride like the wind

434
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,896
BOTH:
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah

435
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,421
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪

436
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:44,427
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437
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,474
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