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I'm not angry,
I just don't need a new car.

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I don't want to fight.I don't either.

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Good, because
I bought you the car.

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What?

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I worked my ass off
to get here!

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And, yes, I said "ass."
I was a stripper.

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I don't know why I
keep bringing that up.

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My law firm
would like to offer you

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a paying position this summer.

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Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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There are therapists who deal
with this stuff for free.

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Wendy gave you
that guy's number.

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Fine, I'll go to a therapist.
You happy?

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I'm sensing some resistance
to your treating your ADD.

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Is that what you're sensing?

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[alarm blaring]

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[alarm stops]

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That's your third snooze.

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Can you not talk?
I'm trying to sleep.

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So am I, but some jerk's
alarm keeps going off.

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I don't have to move
my car until 7:00.

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Then why do I have
to get up at 6:00?

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And 6:08? And 6:16?

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I need a slow transition
from sleeping to wakefulness,

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but I guess I'm not allowed
to ask for my needs to be met.

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Please, no therapy
speak before coffee.

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Wow, Trevor says
some people are threatened

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by their partner's growth.

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Trevor's lucky.

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He only has to deal
with you an hour a week.

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You know,
your level of anger

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is completely out of proportion
to the situation,

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which leads me to believe
that this is transference.

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What are you really angry about?

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I'm looking at it.

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Ooh, sorry.

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The correct answer is
your mother.

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Aw, look at you.

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Too excited about
your new job to sleep?

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Yup, I can't wait.

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I organized my briefcase.

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I've got pencils, paper
and a power bar for,

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you know, power.

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Good for you.
Yeah.

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But I'll probably get killed
in a freak accident

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before I even get to the office.

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Why would you say that?

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Because that's how
my life works.

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I'm starting a summer job
at a big law firm.

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This would totally be the day
a plane drops out of the sky

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and squishes me like a bug.

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I see.

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Well, I'm gonna miss you.

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But, hey, since you got time
to kill, can you move my car?

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Your car is parked next to mine
in the carport.

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That's my new car.

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My old car is parked two blocks
away just past the house

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with the scary old lady who
stares out the window all day.

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That's a woman?

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Yeah, I thought
it was a man, too,

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until the day
the robe fell open. [grunts]

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Looking for
falling planes?

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Yes, but it's the one you don't
see that always gets you.

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[alarm blaring]

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ADAM [in distance]:
Bonnie, turn off the damn alarm!

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Man, his mother screwed him up.

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♪

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That's the conference room.

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And here's your office.

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I get my own office?

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Well, you do
have a roommate.

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Christy Plunkett,
meet the MXM-753N.

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Oh. [chuckles softly]

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Hello.

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Make 25 copies of this
for the 11:00 meeting.

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Do you want me to come
to the meeting?

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Yes. To drop off the copies.

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Copy that.

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Just a heads up:
finger guns are considered

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a micro-aggression
around here.

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Copy that.

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So I have to move my car
a few mornings a week.

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Why does he have to make
a federal case out of it?

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I think he's just perpetuating
his own victimhood.

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You do an amazing job
at remembering therapy terms

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and completely misusing them.

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Thank you.

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You're also skilled at ignoring

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the parts of what I say
that you don't want to hear.

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So many compliments today.

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Look, if I had an extra
parking space for my old car,

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I'd use it, but I don't,
and Adam should respect that.

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You still have your old car?

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And Adam should respect that.

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Why are you hanging on
to something

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that's clearly
causing you problems?

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Uh, because I love him.

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Uh, still talking about the car.

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I find it interesting that
for the first time in your life

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you've got a new car, and yet
you can't let go of the old one.

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It's no big deal.
I just haven't gotten around

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to getting rid of it yet.It's been a month.

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Yeah, exactly,
it's only been a month.

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Or it's been a whole month.

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Why are you attacking me?

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Do I remind you
of your mother?

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Procrastination is
a common symptom of ADD.

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Boring me is
a common symptom of you.

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Your assignment this week
is to get rid of that old car.

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That is your only job.

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What about my regular job?

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Of course, do your regular job.

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What about household chores?
Do I have to do those?

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You're being
deliberately obtuse.

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Why are you angry?
Is this transference?

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I never should've
taught you that word.

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Wendy, could you please
pass me the salt?

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Better do it before
she starts ranting

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about her needs
not being met.

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That's a little
passive-aggressive, Jill.

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You know, Trevor says my
friend group might be threatened

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by my personal growth.

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If we were still
boozin' it up,

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"Trevor Says" would be
a great drinking game.

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So hammered, so fast.

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I don't like
everything Trevor says.

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This week, he actually
gave me homework

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because he thinks
I procrastinate,

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which is only
because I have ADD.

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"Because I Have ADD" would be
another good drinking game.

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We'd be dead.

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You don't have to have
ADD to procrastinate.

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I got a package meant for
my neighbors at Christmas,

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and I still haven't
taken it over there.

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That's not so bad.

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It's been three years.

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I've been putting
something off, too.

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I still haven't listened
to a voice mail Victor left me

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a couple of days
before he died.

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Aw, that's so sad. Don't you
want to hear his voice?

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I don't know.
We had a hard day,

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and I'm afraid he was calling
because he was mad at me,

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and I don't want that to be
the last thing I hear him say.

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Well, it'll all get cleared up
when you join him in heaven.

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Oh, my God, Bonnie.

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What? It's sweet.

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I'm pretending
to believe in heaven.

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I never procrastinate.

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How is that possible?

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I created a
special calendar

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where I list all the tasks
I need to get done,

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ranked by date, priority
and my level of resistance.

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I call it the
Wen-dalendar.

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Well, that is so boring
I want to Wen-dalen-die.

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I love writing things down
and checking them off.

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Sometimes I write down
things I've already done

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just so I can... [grunts]

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Well, I've been bugging you

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to get a driver's license
for six months.

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I'm a bit tired
of being your chauffeur.

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I thought we decided we
weren't gonna talk about

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roommate stuff in
front of the group.

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We never discussed that.

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Well, we should.

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Hey.

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Hey.Hey, stranger.

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How's your fancy job?

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Oh, it's good.
It's good.

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[chuckles] I mean,
I can't really talk about it

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'cause of
attorney-client privilege.

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Oh, I got so screwed
on that once.

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I told this lawyer
all these things I'd done,

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and then he brought it all up
in court,

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which is when I learned
it has to be yourlawyer.

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Bottom line, if they
don't sit at your table,

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don't tell them anything.

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[laughs] Oh, that's funny.

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It reminds me of work,

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where I also laugh all day
with my legal colleagues.

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I'm not buying it.

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Yeah, if you're not complaining,
you're not Christy.

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That is so not true.

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Fine! My new job blows.
I'm miserable.

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Hey, look,
Christy has a drinking game.

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I thought I was gonna have
some real responsibility,

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but I'm just making copies.

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I hate my life.

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Well, I hope
you're happy!

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I don't think you mean that.

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"Don't hit the snooze,"
you said.

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"Wake up right before
you need to," you said.

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Well, because of you,
I got a ticket.

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I think because of you,
you got a ticket.

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You're the one
that has two cars.

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Well, for your information,

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I've decided
to get rid of my old car.

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I'll believe it when I see it.

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Well, get ready
to see it,

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because I'm gonna do
it first thing today.

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Hi. I'm Bonnie Plunkett,
your building manager.

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Do you need anything repaired?
Anything at all?

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Faucets, toilets?

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Curious about
how long anything is?

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[muffled]: Thank you
for squeezing me in

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on such short notice.

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"Beef bourguignon,

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"traditional
French braised stew.

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Total time, six to eight hours."

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Well, let's get at it.

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I screwed up. I ordered
chicken paillard,

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but it was supposed
to be a hanger steak.

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It's true.

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After all these years,
she's still not good at this.

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Please help me.

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That table may be my only
decent tip of the night.

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Oh. Well,
that changes everything.

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Uh, listen up, everyone.

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Christy needs money.
Let's really pull together.

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[phone chimes]

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Oh, my God.

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The law firm
that I'm working for

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needs me to come in right now.

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"Big case, all
hands on deck.

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We need you ASAP."

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Guys, I'm needed.

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But you're in the middle
of poorly serving our customers.

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I don't care.

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I am gonna go do something
with meaning,

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something important,

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something that doesn't involve
sauce on the side,

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'cause I am meant
for greater things.

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You can't just leave.

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Watch me.

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[grunts]

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Well, that was
worth watching.

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Oh.

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I came as fast as I could.Don't care.

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We got thrown a curveball
on the Hawkins trial.

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Probably gonna be
an all-nighter.

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Do you need me
to help draft a brief?

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Research precedents?

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We need you to
pick up dinner.

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What?Yeah, we already ordered

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from the boss's
favorite restaurant.

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Is there a chance
we could be adults about this?

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Of course.

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This must be
very humbling for you,

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and so we've decided
not to rub your nose in it.

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Really?

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No. Paul, the list.

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00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,691
We all kind of
workshopped these together.

254
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,302
"Your life hasn't changed
that much, Counselor,

255
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,522
and here is exhibit A."

256
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,394
[Paul laughs]

257
00:10:56,438 --> 00:11:00,007
"What case are you working on? Christy v. Dignity?"

258
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,879
That was Preston.

259
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,404
Okay.

260
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,015
Oh, uh, buh-buh,
one more.

261
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,105
"Apparently Law & Order

262
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,716
means law
and order dinner."

263
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,892
[laughs]

264
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,416
Make all the jokes you want.

265
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,898
Nothing could make me feel worse
about myself right now.

266
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,692
Ah!

267
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,258
I hate this place!

268
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,006
I had one thing
to do yesterday:

269
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,617
get rid of my old car.
But did I? No.

270
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,229
I did a bunch of things
I didn't want to do instead.

271
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,623
I even texted Wendy
just to say, "What's up?"

272
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,495
Oh, that's why.[Bonnie sighs]

273
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,367
Guess my only comfort is knowing

274
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,066
you guys are struggling
with procrastination, too.

275
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,111
I got my license!

276
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,505
And I had a blast at the DMV.

277
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,725
Everyone's so friendly
and outgoing.

278
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,031
[gasps] Plus, you get to go
to all those fun stations.

279
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,513
Eye test. Pop quiz. Photo shoot.

280
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,515
I have never taken
a better picture.

281
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,473
The angle, the lighting.

282
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,737
Walter took so much time.

283
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,698
So, I'm handing my neighbor
her package. Apology, apology.

284
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,569
And she's got this scowl
on her face,

285
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,267
and I'm thinking,
"That's a lot of attitude

286
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,139
for somebody who orders
from Banana Republic."

287
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,098
But turns out
she's a dermatologist,

288
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,709
and she's eying this
suspicious freckle on my arm.

289
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,756
[scoffs] Get this.
It was precancerous.

290
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,801
Not procrastinating
saved my life.

291
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:42,892
Last night, I finally sat down
with Victor's message.

292
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,677
And guess what.
It was a butt-dial.

293
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,549
Yeah. I listened
to three minutes

294
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:52,510
of him rustling around,
and then at the very end,

295
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,862
I heard him ask his caregiver
to put him in a clean shirt

296
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,821
so he'd look nice
when I got home.

297
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,651
Gonna keep
that message forever.

298
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,479
Well, this is
a load of crap!

299
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,877
I've been eating my hot dog
with just mustard my whole life,

300
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,227
but therapy has opened me up
to trying new things.

301
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,011
So if you're smelling onions
on my breath,

302
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,708
it's really the smell of growth.

303
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,841
That's fascinating.

304
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,671
But what I asked you is,
"Did you sell the car?"

305
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,194
All right, I didn't sell it yet,

306
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,066
but only because
I had a lot going on.

307
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,416
I am busy, very busy.
I'm a very busy woman.

308
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,070
Write that down.
"Very busy woman."

309
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,811
I think there's more to it
than that.

310
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,030
I think you're deeply attached
to your car,

311
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,859
and you'll never get rid of it
unless you admit that.

312
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,340
I'm gonna be honest
with you, Trevor.

313
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,169
The sweater vest is not
your most flattering look.

314
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,913
I don't even like the car.
It's loud. It's unreliable.

315
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,871
People are amazed
it runs at all.

316
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,655
Why would I have
an emotional attachment

317
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,048
to that hunk of junk?

318
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,746
Because, on some level,
that hunk of junk is you.

319
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,793
Geez, sorry about
the vest comment.

320
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,751
Classic transference.

321
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,754
Still not what it means.

322
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,322
We'll see.

323
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:09,022
Bonnie, you have changed so much
over the last few years.

324
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,111
You got sober,
you're getting married,

325
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,243
you're dealing with your ADD.

326
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,593
That's a lot, and it's scary.

327
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,599
Getting rid of that old car is
like getting rid of the old you.

328
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:25,038
Or I was busy. You'd remember
that if you'd written it down.

329
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:28,258
Okay, what's the first step
we need to take to sell the car?

330
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,913
Put an ad on Craigslist,
I guess.

331
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,872
Great. Why don't you do that
right now?

332
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,265
I wish I could,
but, uh, unfortunately,

333
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,050
we are out of time.

334
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,008
Only I get to say that.

335
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,184
And if you're really seeing
a watch on your wrist,

336
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,839
we've got bigger problems
than your car.

337
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,581
I don't want to do this right
now, okay? I just don't want to.

338
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,279
You don't have to do it alone.
I'll be right here.

339
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,802
[scoffs]

340
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,414
I got to write a whole ad.
I can't do it on my phone.

341
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,850
Well, why don't we use
my laptop?

342
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,940
"I'm Trevor. I have a vest
and a laptop." [grunts]

343
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,901
[clears throat]

344
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,818
Patient files aren't on there.

345
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:11,345
No, but a hilarious picture
of you riding a camel is.

346
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,824
Okay, close that.

347
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:13,913
And send.

348
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,915
[computer whooshes,
phone chimes]

349
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,961
You win this round.

350
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,181
And camels are scary.

351
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,922
A lot of people make that face.

352
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,057
[copy machine whirring]

353
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,885
Huh.

354
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,979
Oh. Hey, hey, hey, Russell,
do you have a minute?

355
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,547
No.I was just reading
through the brief.

356
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,984
Well, your job is
to copy it, not to read it.

357
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,639
Yes, and they
are almost done.

358
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,510
But-but I was
just wondering

359
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,860
why you didn't cite
Washington v. Shafer.

360
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,907
[sighs] That's because
that case is, um...

361
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,954
What's that case?

362
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,913
Well, in a nutshell,
the judge ruled

363
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,220
prior criminal acts
couldbe admissible

364
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,874
if the similarity to the
current case provides the jury

365
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,443
with a clearer understanding
of the evidence before them.

366
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,010
Wow.

367
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,231
That's a fantastic idea,
Christy. Great job.

368
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,841
Seriously?

369
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,887
Oh, my God, thank you.
[chuckles]

370
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,022
Guys, it just hit me
in the bathroom.

371
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,242
We should cite Washington v. Shafer.

372
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,770
Lot of memories in this car.

373
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,120
I'm really glad
it's going to such a nice kid.

374
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,775
Thanks. It's perfect.

375
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,298
Well, drive it in good health.

376
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,908
Oh, I'm not
gonna drive it.

377
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,259
I'm gonna push it off a
cliff for my student film.

378
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,131
What?

379
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,046
Uh, it's his car now,
Bonnie.

380
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,049
But he's gonna murder it.
Uh, give me the keys.

381
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,051
No deal.What? Why?

382
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,967
Just take your man bun
and go do some hot yoga.

383
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,883
Dude, give her back
the keys.

384
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,580
It's only
gonna get worse.

385
00:16:56,624 --> 00:17:00,019
Fine. I'll just
use my dad's car.

386
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,893
What the hell was that?

387
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,113
Didn't you hear him? He was
gonna push me off a cliff.

388
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,029
Okay, I'm used to a certain
level of Bonnie around here,

389
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,335
but you're being even Bonnier
than usual.

390
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,772
I guess, uh, it's possible

391
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:18,167
I-I don't want the car
to end up in a ball of fire

392
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,082
because I'm attached to it.

393
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,043
That car kind of represents
who I used to be,

394
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,177
and I'm... I'm having trouble
letting her go.

395
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:31,006
Is that what Trevor says?

396
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,877
Trevor and I
don't talk about my car.

397
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,792
We talk about you,
and how you need

398
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,404
to make more of an effort
in several different areas.

399
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:51,070
Well, I don't know why, but I
think I might have tomato soup.

400
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,117
I don't care
what you say.

401
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,293
My dermatologist neighbor's
now my new bestie,

402
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,470
and I got
a $1,200 peel for free.

403
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,559
How long are you
gonna look like that?

404
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,996
Couple of days.
Then it's gonna get real crusty,

405
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,737
then it's gonna
start flaking off,

406
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,523
but then I'm gonna look
a whole three months younger.

407
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,352
Hey.

408
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,702
Oof.

409
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,269
Ah, great news.

410
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,575
This guy stole my idea
at work today.

411
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,795
I've never actually
had a job,

412
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,145
but that does not
sound like a win.

413
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,016
I've only finished
one year of law school,

414
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,149
and my ideas are already
good enough to steal

415
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,020
by professional lawyers!

416
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,935
So you're just gonna
let him get away with it?

417
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,373
Yes. I am taking the high road.

418
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:37,333
Also, revenge might be seen
as a microaggression.

419
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,119
You came to that
all on your own? I'm impressed.

420
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,816
Yeah, so am I.

421
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,644
I guess that's what happens
if you stay sober.

422
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,037
If it happened to me, I would've
broke into the guy's car

423
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,170
and filled his trunk
full of rotting fish.

424
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,041
Really? You'd do that?

425
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652
Yeah. If you want,
I'll do it for you.

426
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,394
I'd do it for any of you.
I got a fish guy and everything.

427
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,180
Hey, Tammy, you
got a dollar?What?

428
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,531
Just give me a dollar.Okay.

429
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,968
Congratulations.
You just bought a car.

430
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,056
What?

431
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,493
I just sold you
my old car.

432
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,148
Aw.Are you serious? Bonnie,
why would you do that?

433
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,150
Because I know you won't
push me off a cliff.

434
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,674
You're right, I won't!
Thank you!

435
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,850
I'm gonna cry.

436
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,853
I would, too,
but I'm afraid it would burn.

437
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,203
The best part is I get
to go to my therapist

438
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,683
and tell him to suck it.

439
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,470
Just curious.
What kind of fish would you use?

440
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,521
I'm pleased
things worked out with the car.

441
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,479
Sounds like you found
the perfect place for it.

442
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,221
I did. Thank you for pushing me
out of my comfort zone.

443
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,223
I feel like
I accomplished something.

444
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,225
You did, and you should be
proud of yourself.

445
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,879
Now you can take that momentum

446
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,968
and use it on anything else
that you've been avoiding.

447
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,578
I'll see you next week.

448
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,494
There is one thing
I've been putting off

449
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,409
that I really
want to do.

450
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,106
Hmm.

451
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:02,810
Bonnie, this goes
against every ethical...

452
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,420
Oh, screw it.

453
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,078
[gasps]

454
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,603
Oh, that'stransference.

455
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