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You know, you might
want to tell your bride
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about all the self-help books
you own before you get married.
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It was a phase.
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And did you ever find
"the child within"?
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Yeah, I married her.
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You gonna comment on every box
we're gonna unpack that's mine?
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You're the one who married a child.
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Ooh. Patton,
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The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape.
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We get it. You have a penis.
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If you're only finding that out now,
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I'm doing something wrong.
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Ooh, Oscar alert.
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Street Racer 2.
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That's not the actual movie.
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That's just some video
with me and my stunt buddies
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screwing around on set.
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- Oh, we got to fire that up.
- We do?
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Everyone said I was crazy
to save this VCR machine.
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Who's crazy now?
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Oh, where's my phone, where's
my phone, where's my phone?
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In your hand, in your
hand, in your hand.
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Oh. Yes, thank you.
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Now, where are my keys?
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Check it out. We're gonna watch
some of Adam's old home movies.
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Can't. I have to pick up
my boss's dry cleaning.
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Some would say demeaning.
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I say phase one of my
rocket ride to the top.
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Optimism, the sober woman's cocaine.
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Oh, look at you.
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So cute in your little race car outfit.
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That's a certified
fireproof racing suit.
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Men have died in those.
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And I just want to
eat up your little face in it.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey. You're walking.
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Yeah, I used to walk. I used to run.
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I used to dance like a white guy.
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Still got it.
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Check out all the girls.
They're all over you.
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Is that Cheryl Ladd?
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No, it's her stunt double.
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But after a few beers,
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it's Cheryl Ladd.
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What am I doing? I got to go.
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Oh. Good. Yes, I am wearing a bra.
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Onward!
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Okay,
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let's take all these boxes
and stuff 'em under the bed
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with the rest of the stuff
I don't know why I keep.
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Yeah.
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Coming.
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I'm about to make someone
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who went to Yale Drama School
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look like they know
how to drive a race car.
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On fire.
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Got the bra.
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Forgot the panties.
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So...
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Christy, where the hell's
my dry cleaning? ♪
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- Christy!
- I'm here! I'm here!
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Stupid avocado toast took a
big green dump on my blouse.
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- I'm so sorry. My car broke down...
- Blouse.
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So it got towed to a shop
in the middle of nowhere,
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and I think I saw a guy playing banjo.
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And, of course, I couldn't get an Uber,
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so I had to take the bus, and...
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- Buttons.
- Yep. Yeah.
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Okay. And I was so surprised,
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because it's a fairly new car.
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- Move with me.
- Yeah.
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Um, I bought it from my ex-husband,
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- which, I don't know...
- Will you shut up?
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I just texted "I bought it
from my ex-husband" to a judge.
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Where is my coffee?
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Um, well, again,
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uh, my car is broken down
and so I couldn't get it.
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Well, it better be on my
desk by the time I get back.
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- If I don't have my coffee, I'm mean.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey.
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I'm still a woman.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, I got nothing to talk about today.
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Okay.
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So, what's the deal?
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You don't say anything until
I can't stand the silence
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and then I start yapping about myself?
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That's, uh, what they
teach you in shrink school?
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First day.
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Well, not for nothing,
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I saw Adam walking.
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In an old videotape.
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He's in a wheelchair, you know.
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Yes, I know. I actually
listen when you speak.
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So, seeing Adam walk,
how did that make you feel?
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Shrink school day two?
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We all come in pretty
much knowing that one.
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Uh...
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it made me feel like
Adam and I don't talk
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about how the accident made him feel.
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- You've never discussed it?
- Early on.
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He told me he flew off
a cliff on a snowboard
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and snapped his vertebrae.
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But he, you know, made
it sound sexy and cute,
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like first date banter.
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But nothing since then?
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I make jokes when we
watch Wile E. Coyote.
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Like when he runs off the
cliff but he doesn't realize it
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till he looks down and
then he holds up a sign
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that says, "Yikes."
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Yeah, Adam doesn't laugh either.
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The thing is...
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he never gets real about what happened.
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- He may not want to.
- What's your point?
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He... may... not...
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want... to.
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But I want to.
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I'm his wife.
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We should be able to talk about
something as important as this.
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But if he doesn't, you
have to respect his wishes
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and accept that.
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Okay, that's one.
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You know you're only
allowed two per session.
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The thing is,
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I don't want to be married
to someone who's an island.
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I want a real partner.
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Do you know I've never seen him cry?
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Well, once... when he heard the
Raiders were moving to Vegas.
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That was a hard day for a lot of people.
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I just wish he would open up to me more.
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What are you smirking at?
You think this is funny?
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I just think it's funny
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that you thought you had
nothing to talk about.
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No, no.
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It's a bug in my mouth.
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Britney! Almond milk latte!
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- Britney!
- Excuse me. I've been waiting.
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I'm in a real rush here.
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So is everybody, darling.
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Well, darling, not
everybody's gonna get yelled at
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the way I'm gonna get yelled at.
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Like I'm getting yelled at now?
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Leslie! Caramel macchiato! Leslie!
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Seriously?
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Who's Leslie banging
to get her drink first?
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Oh, hey. Leslie.
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Look, the next one better be "Veronica!
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"Triple shot espresso! Veronica!"
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What is taking you so long?
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I have circled the block, double-parked
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and bought a pair of shoes.
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- You like?
- Bevel.
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- Love.
- Thanks.
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Don't be nice to him.
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He's skipping me on purpose
because he's a giant ass.
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My ass is tiny and perfect.
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Look at that.
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"Where's my coffee?" All caps.
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- All caps!
- Getting loud.
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Veronica! Triple shot espresso
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with oat milk and caramel drizzle!
Veronica!
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Not drizzle. Pump.
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- I said "pump"!
- You said "drizzle."
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She wants caramel pump.
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Pump!
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Pump, pump, pump!
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- Pump!
- Okay.
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Careful, honey, you're
about to go viral,
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and you are not having a good hair day.
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You're really not.
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So, that videotape this morning,
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that must've brought back memories.
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I guess.
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Misty water-colored?
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What?
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- It's part of a song.
- Oh.
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♪ Memories ♪
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♪ Sometimes tough to talk about ♪
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♪ But it's healthy to discuss it ♪
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♪ The way ♪
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♪ You were. ♪
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I'm not sure why you're singing,
but I'm good.
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Good. Good.
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Goody, goody, good, good.
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Stop it.
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Don't say anything else.
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Go full Trevor on his ass.
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The uncomfortable silence
will drive him crazy,
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and he'll start yapping.
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Just be patient.
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He'll crack.
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Live in the silence.
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♪ Live in the freakin' silence ♪
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♪ Mm... ♪
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Am I crazy or do I sound like Adele?
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I should cut a demo.
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He didn't say anything for a half hour.
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He just sat there.
Wouldn't even talk to me.
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Who does that?
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Side note, if I had a cabaret,
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sang a few songs, would you guys come?
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Ugh.
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I bet you already ordered, right?
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'Cause, God forbid, you wait for us.
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We haven't ordered yet.
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Yeah, 'cause we're late.
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Just get off my back.
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What's your problem?
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Abort, abort. Do not
poke the honey badger.
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Guess who got kicked
out of the only place
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my boss likes her coffee.
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How do you get kicked
out of a coffee shop?
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A homeless guy lives in ours.
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You have to go to him
for the bathroom key.
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It wasn't my fault.
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This barista was being crazy rude,
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and I told him off.
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- That doesn't sound like you.
- Oh, it's her.
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Ever since she started
working for Veronica,
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it's like living in a horror movie.
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Want to start with me?
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'Cause I'll end it.
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See? She's like a possessed doll.
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- Know what I think?
- Oh, and now this one.
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It's not just Christy.
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Everybody's angry these days.
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I can't even watch the news
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without throwing something at the TV.
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Last night, she clipped me
in the head with an orange.
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Eh, it was just a Cutie.
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Yeah, but you threw a fastball,
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and you know I have a tender scalp.
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Oh, common courtesy's
a thing of the past.
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God forbid, you don't hit the gas
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as soon as the light turns green.
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The other day, a woman cut
me off and called me a whore.
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You shouldn't have to hear
that when you're fully dressed.
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I'm about to make someone...
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. Just thinkin' my thoughts.
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You were watching that video again?
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Yeah, you know me.
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I love showbiz.
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I want to see how the sausage is made.
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You...
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behind the scenes.
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Walking.
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Were you walking?
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Wait. I guess you were.
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Come on, Bonnie, just be honest.
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About what?
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You wish I was still that guy.
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That's insane.
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Well, then why do you keep watching it?
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I don't know.
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I do, and I don't
appreciate you lying to me.
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Why don't you just admit it...
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You wish that I could still walk.
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- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
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No, I don't! I just feel sad for you.
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Well, you know what?
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Watching you stumble
through your life...
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I feel sad for you, too.
266
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He said he felt sad for me.
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Well, perhaps you hurt his feelings
268
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when you said you felt sad for him,
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and he was merely retaliating.
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No, no, no. The truth finally
came out under pressure.
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It always does.
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- That's just your interpretation.
- No, no, no, no, no!
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No!
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You should have seen him in this video.
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He was full of life,
having fun, laughing,
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gorgeous women draped all over him.
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He's got to miss that.
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We all miss aspects of our youth.
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When you're young, untethered,
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you can just head up to Vancouver
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for a weekend of windsurfing
with your buddies.
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Adam says I wish he was still
that guy, but the truth is,
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he wishes he was that guy,
with one of those girls.
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I think we've uncovered the real reason
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why you're obsessed with this video.
286
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We? I've been doing
all the heavy lifting.
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You were windsurfing somewhere.
288
00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:24,672
Bonnie, do you think it's possible
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that you're afraid that
Adam wouldn't have chosen you
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if he could still walk?
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Oh, my God. You're right.
292
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He'd never be with me.
293
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No, that's not what I said.
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- I said you're afraid of that.
- You totally nailed it.
295
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"Walking Adam" would be
with perfect Cheryl Ladd,
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not nut-bag Bonnie Plunkett.
297
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Cheryl Ladd? From Charlie's Angels?
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I was his last-call,
closing-time pickup.
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- I'm in a pity marriage.
- Again, not what I said.
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You know, just when I think
you're a fraud, you have
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these amazing revelations.
302
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Don't even respond.
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Just let her punch herself out.
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She'll get tired eventually.
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Cheryl Ladd.
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Wonder if I still have that poster.
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Hey, Sean!
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Listen...
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I know things got a little
out of hand the other day.
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- How about we start fresh?
- Nope. You're banned.
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Excuse me?
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Banned. Rubber banned.
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Boys in the Banned.
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One Time at Banned Camp.
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Sean...
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You can't ban me. I'm lovable.
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Not so much.
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Nicholas!
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Mochachino! Nicholas!
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Come on, come on, we can work this out.
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We got to stick together.
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We're both tiny cogs in the big machine.
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Well, when you put it that way...
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still banned!
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Well, in that case...
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Banned on the Run!
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Hey, that's not yours!
328
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,280
That's Nicholas's!
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Ooh, the good stuff before we open.
330
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Are you celebrating,
or is it a cry for help?
331
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:22,521
- It's about Bonnie.
- Cry for help. Got it.
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00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:25,671
She found a stupid old tape
of me before the accident,
333
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:27,521
and she keeps watching
it over and over again.
334
00:14:27,546 --> 00:14:29,279
Oh, yeah, she told us about that.
335
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:31,671
Of course she did, 'cause
she wishes I could still walk.
336
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,115
No, she doesn't.
337
00:14:33,151 --> 00:14:34,383
Bonnie's crazy about you.
338
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,175
You're the only thing she talks about.
339
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,423
- Nice try.
- No, it's true.
340
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,982
The others get sick of it, but I don't.
341
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,943
No, Bonnie would love you
even if you were just a head.
342
00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:50,443
'Cause, you know... you
have classic features.
343
00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:51,867
Yeah, but up until now,
344
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,259
she didn't have the
old me to compare it to.
345
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,551
Adam, all she wants is
for you to open up to her
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00:14:56,576 --> 00:14:57,696
and talk about how you feel.
347
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,521
That's all any of us want from you men.
348
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:00,818
Just let us in, damn it!
349
00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,943
- Why are you getting angry?
- I don't know! It's going around!
350
00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,250
What is that?
351
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,763
What remains of your coffee
352
00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:20,502
after I got tackled on a sidewalk
353
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:23,895
by a surprisingly strong barista.
354
00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:30,010
Honestly, a trained poodle
could do your job better.
355
00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:37,747
You know, I am doing the best I can,
356
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,318
and I would appreciate it
357
00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,912
if you didn't belittle me anymore.
358
00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:43,777
Oh, God.
359
00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:47,704
My assistant has feelings
and I don't have coffee.
360
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:52,280
Christy, I am at the gym
at 6:00 a.m. every morning,
361
00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:54,990
punching a heavy bag to
get my frustrations out,
362
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,958
so I can suffer through
another 12-hour day
363
00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:00,951
of coddling clients and
sucking up to judges.
364
00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:03,880
So when I "belittle" you, be grateful.
365
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,434
Because what I really want to do
366
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,092
is wring your ridiculously tiny neck.
367
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,021
Seriously, it's smaller
than a sparrow's.
368
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:15,247
How does your head not just
flop around all over the place?
369
00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:19,169
I'm gonna ask to be
transferred to another lawyer.
370
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,904
Why? You're not happy?
371
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:23,978
No!
372
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,421
I gave you advice.
373
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:29,080
Why not just say
"thank you" and take it?
374
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:32,195
What? Gain weight in my neck?
375
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,085
No. Go to a gym.
376
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,810
Punch a bag, sack up,
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00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:39,335
come back here and do
your job without whining.
378
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,857
I can't afford a gym membership.
379
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:45,162
Oh, my God, fine. I'll
give you a freakin' raise.
380
00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:50,522
Really?
381
00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:52,163
Yes. Get out.
382
00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,655
And take your dirty
street coffee with you.
383
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:17,077
Hey.
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00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,213
What are you doing up?
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00:17:24,648 --> 00:17:26,248
I met with my therapist today,
386
00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:29,476
and, um, everything has
become very clear to me.
387
00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:32,231
If you want out of this marriage,
388
00:17:32,256 --> 00:17:34,322
I totally understand.
389
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:38,319
What are you talking about?
390
00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:42,631
Trevor made me realize that
if you could still walk,
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00:17:42,656 --> 00:17:44,898
you would be with someone else.
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00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:48,537
- Your therapist said that?
- His exact words.
393
00:17:52,898 --> 00:17:56,044
Obviously, if the
accident hadn't happened,
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00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:59,351
you'd be with one of those
women in the video, not...
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00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,859
someone like me.
396
00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:04,812
Okay, first of all...
397
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:08,033
the women in the video...
398
00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:10,999
Rebecca was a coke addict,
Laura was a coke addict,
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00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,092
and Jenny was a practicing witch.
400
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,508
And a coke addict.
401
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,400
Second of all,
402
00:18:18,425 --> 00:18:21,093
the Adam you saw in that video...
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00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,468
Not a good guy.
404
00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,151
I don't believe it.
405
00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:27,812
You're just trying to
make me feel better.
406
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:30,845
One of the reasons I don't
talk about those years, Bonnie,
407
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,738
is because it reminds me
of who I was back then.
408
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:35,961
Which was what?
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00:18:35,986 --> 00:18:38,296
A guy that didn't treat women very well.
410
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:43,191
The accident, as awful as it was...
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00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:46,531
I got humbled.
412
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,916
I guess that's where I come in?
413
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,976
It is, because that guy
wouldn't have deserved you.
414
00:18:54,108 --> 00:18:55,808
This guy does.
415
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,651
I mean, think about it.
416
00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:02,020
We've both changed.
417
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:03,979
If I met you before you got sober,
418
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:05,288
how would that have worked out?
419
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,654
Oh... honey, ha,
420
00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:15,347
I would have left your
bleached bones by the highway.
421
00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:18,632
So you think maybe we found each other
422
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,190
at the right time?
423
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,523
Yes.
424
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,618
I can't wait to tell
Trevor how wrong he was.
425
00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:40,239
You don't know how to
cross-reference a file!
426
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:44,773
You call me on the weekends!
427
00:19:46,322 --> 00:19:48,723
You don't know how to spell "affidavit"!
428
00:19:52,218 --> 00:19:56,092
A-F-F-I-D-
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00:19:56,117 --> 00:19:57,919
A-D-I-
430
00:19:57,944 --> 00:19:59,644
T!
431
00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:07,966
She's just a patient!
432
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:10,343
She does not define you!
433
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:13,378
You're not a fraud. You're not a fraud!
434
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:18,403
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