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Tammy Diffendorf.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Eve.
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Oh, I see you brought
your friend. Again.
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Not just friend. Advocate.
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You know, so you can't
plant drugs on her.
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I'm her parole officer.
If she goes back to jail, I look bad.
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Do ya? Or do you get a kickback
for feeding the machine?
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I brought you my pay stubs,
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um, and gave them my urine
sample at the front desk.
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Clean hand-off this week... no spillage.
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Um, Bonnie can vouch for my AA meetings.
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- Okay, Tammy...
- I took video,
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but just don't look at the other people,
'cause it's supposed to be anonymous.
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Although there might be a bass player
from a sort of famous band in there.
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That's all you get.
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Okay, stop.
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Tammy... I've got some news for you.
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I recommended you for
early release from parole.
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Seriously?
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You've been totally
clean for a year now.
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You've never missed
any of our appointments.
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You're one of my success stories.
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Yeah. You're one of our success stories.
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This is amazing.
So when do we find out?
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I can put you in front of a
judge Tuesday at 10:00 a.m.
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- Perfect.
- Ooh.
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10:00's not good for me.
Could we make it 11:30?
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This may stun you...
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but you're not required for this.
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Eve, buddy, this is our win.
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It doesn't happen without you and me.
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- And me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Well, either way, it's 10:00 a.m.
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- I'll move some things around.
- Thanks, buddy.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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To Tammy Diffendorf, free woman.
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- Oh...
- To Tammy.
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Thanks, guys. It still
doesn't even seem real.
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I was in the courtroom. It's real.
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And boring when you're
not the defendant.
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Christy, I don't know why
you want to be a lawyer.
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So I can help people.
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Well, you all helped me. I would not
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be a free woman if it
weren't for you guys.
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Aw.
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But especially...
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- Oh, right. My higher power.
- Okay, and...
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- Myself.
- Uh-huh. Also?
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Please thank my mom
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or we'll never get through this moment.
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- Bonnie, no, it goes without saying.
- But you could say it.
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I would still be in jail if
you hadn't been there for me
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- when I needed you.
- There it is. Mm.
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Salads for everyone.
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Hold on. Are you
offering to pay for lunch?
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As a matter of fact, I am.
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With a credit card from
a bank in this country
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with my real name on it.
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Base salad only. Nobody add protein.
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But I'm starving.
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- Fine. I'll cover shrimp.
- But I'm allergic.
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Listen, I have not been sleeping,
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so you will eat the shrimp
and you will love it.
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Then later, I'm gonna use this
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to buy my husband a
spectacular birthday present.
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Something he wants
or something you want?
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Excuse me?
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That's what you do.
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When I turned six
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you gave me a coffeemaker.
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Because you made the coffee.
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And also, I was tired of seeing
you scald your little hands.
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That's why I don't have a thumbprint.
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- Happy birthday!
- Whoa!
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Open it.
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Wow. Okay.
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Let me take the bow off for you.
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Ah, man, that's great.
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I know. Remember last month
when we were watching TV
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and there was a random
guy in the background
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and you said you loved his jacket
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and I didn't even know
what you were talking about,
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so we went back and paused it?
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Also, I had no idea
our TV could do that.
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Anyway, this is that jacket.
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Oh. So you really like it?
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I do. Thank you, honey.
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Put it on, put it on.
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Oh, my God.
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So hot. If I were a few years younger,
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I'd be pregnant right now.
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"Inspected by 12."
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Aw, 12, he's the best.
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Birthday breakfast.
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Birthday boy gets whatever he wants.
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What he wants.
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You love it?
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I love you both.
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But the jacket more.
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I... did it!
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Did what? Do I want to know?
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I gave Adam something he
really wanted for his birthday.
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Really? You're married and
you're still doing that?
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A gorgeous leather,
very expensive jacket.
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And you know it's classy 'cause they had
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the "can't steal it" wire on it.
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And you know I'm classy
'cause I didn't steal it.
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Aw, Mom, good for you.
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This is gonna sound crazy,
but it almost feels like
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it's better giving a
gift than getting one.
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You mean it's better
to give than to receive?
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I like the way I said it.
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- Hey, happy birthday.
- Aw, thanks.
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- Where's your jacket?
- Babe, I'm still in my pajamas.
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But I want Christy to see it.
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Go get it. No, you'll take forever.
I'll go get it.
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- I got you a card and a coupon
- Oh...
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for one free consultation
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- when I become a lawyer.
- Ah.
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Or, if I flunk out of law school,
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one free hug.
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Which I will definitely need.
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Ah, you drew a little picture
of you with a briefcase.
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Yeah, and a scarf.
That's gonna be my thing.
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Oh. Thanks, Christy.
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All right, arms out.
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Let's get this bad boy on this bad boy.
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Oh, wow, Mom, you did great.
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He looks fantastic.
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- I did, didn't I? He does, doesn't he?
- Yeah.
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I am delicious.
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What, you're taking it off?
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I'm gonna hop in the
shower. I love it. Thank you.
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Huh. What?
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Well, I just thought
he'd be a little more,
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you know, "Pow. Nailed it.
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You're the best wife ever."
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- Maybe a few tears of joy?
- Would it kill him?
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Want to see the coupon I got him?
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You need so much validation.
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All right, tonight we live.
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Two words: Fancy Feast.
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Are you drooling, Carlos Santana?
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I think you are. And I don't blame you.
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You've got "Tuna Florentine
with garden greens
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in a delicate sauce." Enjoy.
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What in the hot hell is going on here?
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I'm feeding the cats.
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Tuna Florentine
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is for special occasions.
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Carlos, do not eat that.
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This is a special
occasion. I'm a free woman.
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They get sick if they
eat too much rich food.
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- You know the rules.
- Aw, screw the rules.
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Poor things are trapped
in these four walls.
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They eat when you tell them to eat,
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no one's allowed on the bed,
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and they all have to
use the same bathroom.
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Let 'em live.
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When you get your own cats,
you can do it your way.
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Spread the word. I'm leaving
a window open tonight.
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Wings, a beer, and a shot.
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Good morning.
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Ah, the one thing my wife
didn't get in the divorce:
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- my drinking problem.
- Well... it's like they say...
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why is divorce so expensive?
'Cause it's worth it.
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Not that I would know.
I've never been married.
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How is that possible?
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Well, I never really met
the right guy, and also,
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I was in prison for
the last seven years.
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Ooh, tall and dangerous.
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And no longer on parole.
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I can do what I want
when I want, and who want.
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- Tammy, can I see you for a sec?
- Ah.
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- Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous.
- He should be.
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Tammy.
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What?!
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Can I speak to you?
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What is your problem?
Mike's fed, watered and ready to sprout.
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That's my problem.
The ink isn't dry on his divorce.
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That's not a pool you
want to splash around in.
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A guy stuck in an unhappy marriage
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who hasn't had good sex in years?
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Fetch me my snorkel.
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Listen...
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Come on, he's-he's a
regular. It could get messy.
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If we do it right.
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As your boss, can you
just do what I say?
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Oh, sure. You're the big boss man.
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You tell me when to take my breaks,
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you force me to shove my hair in a net,
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and now you're in charge of my vagina?
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I-I don't think I'm
allowed to speak anymore.
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Good. Me and my vagina
are taking a break.
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Okay, wow, you said it again.
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- Bonnie.
- Tammy.
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Hey, silly, look what you left at home.
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But, babe, it's-it's hot out today.
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But don't you want to show
it off to your friends?
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Sure, but I'm-I'm working,
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and I don't want to get
beer all over it and...
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- Huh.
- What?
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I'm beginning to think
you don't like this jacket.
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I do. I really do. I'll put it on.
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Well, now you're just
putting it on for me.
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Yes, I am, because that's what you want.
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No. This is all about what you want.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, forget it, everything's
perfect, everything's fine.
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Well, at least she didn't say vagina.
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I haven't been sleeping lately.
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Which is really frustrating,
because everything
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that used to make me sleepy is a no-no.
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And by "everything,"
I mean booze and pills.
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And sometimes cocaine,
which didn't help,
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but it made it fun to stay awake.
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I tried mint tea, tried meditating.
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I even called a girlfriend
and listened to her
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drone on about her day.
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Well, don't gasp. Now
everybody knows it was you.
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Oh, anyway,
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super sober and super tired. Thanks.
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- Aren't you hot in that thing?
- Shut up.
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Who wants to share next?
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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.
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I bought this jacket for my husband.
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There was nothing in it for me.
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No quid pro quo.
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Just an honest woman lovin'
on her man, but guess what?
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Turns out men don't care. Mm-hmm.
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Write that down, young'uns.
Don't care.
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Should have bought him
the InstaPot that I wanted.
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But I didn't, and you know why?
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Because I've evolved.
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So thank God for sobriety
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and thank God my ingrate husband
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and I are roughly the same size.
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- Who else wants...
- Tammy, alcoholic.
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- Hi, Tammy.
- Where do I start?
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At the beginning, idiot. Fine.
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Personally, I'm doing pretty good.
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I'm actually fantastic.
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I just got off parole,
lost a lot of constraints.
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But, um, I'm starting to realize
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the whole world is a prison.
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I mean, everyone's always telling you
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what to do and how to do it.
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Like this meeting.
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It has to start at a certain time.
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The chairs have to be in a circle
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instead of a triangle, aka pyramid,
252
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which is proven to be more powerful,
253
00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:45,695
My damn phone tells me to stand up.
254
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Even my car bosses me around.
255
00:11:47,678 --> 00:11:48,922
Beep, beep, beep, put on your seat-belt.
256
00:11:48,947 --> 00:11:50,892
Beep, beep, beep, you've
arrived at your destination.
257
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I'll tell you when I've
arrived at my damn destination.
258
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- Hey, just take it off.
- Never.
259
00:12:01,212 --> 00:12:02,462
You people are all blind.
260
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:04,324
You don't see it but I
do, and I'm done.
261
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,204
Actually, if you could
be done, that'd be great.
262
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,153
The timer's already gone off twice.
263
00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:11,565
So? I'm not finished talking.
264
00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:13,690
- Well, it's the rule.
- Oh, everybody hear that?
265
00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,446
Warden Wendy's cracking her whip.
266
00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,160
No talking on the way to the yard.
267
00:12:17,185 --> 00:12:20,574
Ugh, honey, you know meetings
have rules for a reason.
268
00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:22,399
Well, maybe I want to change the rules.
269
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,044
Then we need to have a business meeting
270
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and take a group conscience.
271
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Ugh.
272
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,349
And if you want to do that,
you have to make a motion.
273
00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:29,874
You know what? I'll give you a motion.
274
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,751
Okay, who else would like to share?
275
00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:49,647
I'm worried about Tammy.
Do you think she's okay?
276
00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:52,840
I drove by her and
offered to give her a ride.
277
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,789
She just flipped me off
and licked my window.
278
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:01,790
What am I missing?
279
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,416
I thought getting off parole
was supposed to be a good thing.
280
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,717
Oh, actually, it can
be a very scary time.
281
00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:09,933
I remember when I
finally cleared parole.
282
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,402
All right, this is gonna be a long one,
283
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I can't take it.
284
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All the freedom and the, uh,
285
00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:30,601
lack of structure that I'd, uh,
286
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:34,061
been longing for made my head spin.
287
00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:35,386
It took a while before I really
288
00:13:35,411 --> 00:13:36,644
felt comfortable.
289
00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:38,686
We just have to be patient with Tammy,
290
00:13:38,711 --> 00:13:41,578
and support her in whatever way we can.
291
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,281
Wow.
292
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:46,664
You're better than Sleepytime Tea.
293
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:50,331
Charge your phone. I'm
calling you tonight.
294
00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:05,572
I found someone who likes the jacket.
295
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,406
Okay.
296
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,796
Let's talk about this.
297
00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,821
What's to talk about? I
got you a jacket you wanted
298
00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:15,723
and you hate it. I'm
good, you're bad, the end.
299
00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:18,875
I'm sorry, babe.
300
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,515
It worked for the guy on TV,
301
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:23,508
but when I looked at
myself in the mirror...
302
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,929
I felt ridiculous.
303
00:14:26,856 --> 00:14:29,428
I'm not a kid riding a motorcycle.
304
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,282
I'm 62.
305
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,748
And a man my age should
not be in that many zippers.
306
00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:40,014
Oh, our first married birthday,
307
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:41,973
and I flubbed my chance.
308
00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,705
No. You went to a ton of trouble
309
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,281
to get me something that I wanted.
310
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,640
That means a lot to me.
311
00:14:46,665 --> 00:14:48,598
- Really?
- Yeah.
312
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:50,523
- You're the best.
- Aw.
313
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,028
You know,
314
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:56,287
this is gonna sound so stupid,
315
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:59,710
but it's almost like the
actual gift didn't matter
316
00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:02,436
as much as the effort I put into it.
317
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,015
Yeah.
318
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,140
Y-You mean it's the
thought that counts.
319
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,240
I like the way I said it better.
320
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,947
Oh, break it up, we got to go.
321
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,638
It's 3:00 a.m., where are we going?
322
00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:17,496
Marjorie called, she's freaking out,
323
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:18,787
Tammy never came home.
324
00:15:18,812 --> 00:15:20,797
To the AA mobile.
325
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,200
What's going on with Tammy?
326
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:25,292
- She's been weird at the bar.
- What'd she do?
327
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:28,437
She said a word that
I'm not comfortable with.
328
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,342
Twice.
329
00:15:30,692 --> 00:15:33,359
Vagina. He hates that word.
330
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:35,936
I don't blame him.
331
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,194
I really think we could
have done better there.
332
00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:43,281
Do you think Tammy's drinking?
333
00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:45,148
I don't know.
334
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,407
My drinky sense isn't tingling.
335
00:15:47,432 --> 00:15:48,831
Mine is.
336
00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,007
But it could be allergies.
337
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,254
Ugh. God, I don't miss this.
338
00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:55,336
Me either.
339
00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:56,834
Driving around looking for you.
340
00:15:56,859 --> 00:15:59,493
Riding my bike looking for you.
341
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:04,031
It's been a long time
since I stayed up all night
342
00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:06,164
wondering when you're gonna come home.
343
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:08,132
Every night you're home.
344
00:16:09,726 --> 00:16:11,960
Every night.
345
00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:16,253
Mom, I'm trying.
346
00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:18,612
Everyone's either married, gay,
347
00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,324
or transitioning into someone
348
00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:22,583
who is not interested in me.
349
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,934
I just hope she's not
doing something stupid.
350
00:16:29,806 --> 00:16:30,972
I think I love you.
351
00:16:30,997 --> 00:16:33,021
I didn't come here to talk.
352
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:39,312
I'm coming, I'm coming.
353
00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:42,870
Hey.
354
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:44,106
You were right. I slept with Mike.
355
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:46,164
It got a little messy. Is Bonnie here?
356
00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:51,615
Oh, my God, I am so tired.
357
00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,649
From now on, if anybody has a crisis,
358
00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:57,442
please do it during
normal business hours.
359
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,654
Oh, I'm loving it. I was up anyways.
360
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:03,213
I'd rather be around you
guys than my thoughts.
361
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,403
It's her.
362
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:07,761
Where are you?
363
00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:09,912
- Your place. Where are you?
- Your place.
364
00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,810
Everyone's here. We're
all worried about you.
365
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,873
- You should be.
- Did you drink?
366
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:16,326
No. It's not that. I just
really need your help.
367
00:17:16,351 --> 00:17:17,581
Did she drink? Yes or no?
368
00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:20,107
- No.
- You won't help me?
369
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,731
Of course I'll help you.
370
00:17:21,756 --> 00:17:23,689
We all want to help
her. Put her on speaker.
371
00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:26,912
I'm putting you on speaker,
so don't discuss Secret Santa.
372
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,516
Tammy, what's going on?
373
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,474
I don't know. The last couple days,
374
00:17:31,499 --> 00:17:33,532
my brain has been going
a hundred miles an hour,
375
00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:35,791
and I just... I can't slow it down.
376
00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:37,368
Well, we're all here for you.
377
00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:39,059
- Who's that?
- That was Wendy.
378
00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:41,918
- Who's that?
- That was Jill.
379
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,375
Okay, look, can everybody
just say their names
380
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,899
before they speak?
381
00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:49,213
Bonnie, alcoholic. Oh...
Sorry, muscle memory.
382
00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:50,771
Go on.
383
00:17:50,796 --> 00:17:52,696
Okay, uh, look. It's just so terrifying.
384
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:54,554
You know, I mean, I've
spent most of my life
385
00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:55,912
in one system or another,
386
00:17:55,937 --> 00:17:57,904
and they always shoved
rules down my throat.
387
00:17:57,929 --> 00:17:59,549
I hated it.
388
00:17:59,574 --> 00:18:01,362
But I also know that without rules,
389
00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:03,854
I can make the biggest
mistakes of my life.
390
00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,113
And I know I've been
acting a little crazy.
391
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:09,326
Christy here. Yes, you have.
392
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,006
This is Jill.
393
00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:12,764
We just want what's best for you.
394
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:15,490
Wendy. Mm-hmm.
395
00:18:17,537 --> 00:18:20,488
You need to trust yourself
more. You've put in the work.
396
00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,313
You know, you're not
the same person you were
397
00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:24,571
when you robbed that
steakhouse. You can handle this.
398
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,076
Can I?
399
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:29,600
Bonnie got out of her own
head by being there for you.
400
00:18:29,756 --> 00:18:32,223
Maybe you need to do
that for somebody else.
401
00:18:32,248 --> 00:18:35,592
You can probably tell that
was Marjorie, but I agree.
402
00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:38,518
Okay, I don't hate that. Keep talking.
403
00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:41,154
Can I go back to bed now?
404
00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:43,874
You know what? I could
really use a cup of coffee.
405
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,646
I see some familiar faces.
406
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:57,386
Barb, I think you got out ahead of me?
407
00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,953
Sorry you're back.
408
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:01,989
For those of you who don't know me, um,
409
00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:04,281
I spent seven years inside.
410
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,627
Yeah, you might find my initials
411
00:19:05,651 --> 00:19:07,351
carved in the wall by the good phone.
412
00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:11,908
But I got out, and
recently I got off parole.
413
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,858
And believe me, I never thought
414
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:15,960
that I would want to come back here.
415
00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:19,253
But I found AA here.
416
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,042
I'll never forget my first meeting.
417
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,933
I just came to break my day up.
418
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,824
Maybe score a cookie.
419
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:27,703
I had no intention of getting sober.
420
00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:30,996
I would sit in that chair...
That chair right there...
421
00:19:31,021 --> 00:19:32,553
And I would stare at that fan...
422
00:19:32,578 --> 00:19:34,680
Oh, the fan's gone.
423
00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:37,058
No wonder it's a little warm.
424
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,550
Anyway, I would sit there and think,
425
00:19:39,619 --> 00:19:42,078
"Why is my life such a mess?"
426
00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,872
But I kept coming back to this meeting,
427
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:47,397
and I am so glad I did,
428
00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:50,538
because... it started to sink in.
429
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,697
And even before I left,
things just got better.
430
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,142
I mean, the showers
431
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,868
were still an adventure, but...
432
00:19:58,344 --> 00:19:59,914
suddenly I had hope.
433
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,444
And then, when I got out,
434
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,919
the program really saved my ass.
435
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:07,378
And now I have these great
women in my life, you know?
436
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:08,736
Who, who...
437
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,992
who have my back,
438
00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:12,737
talk me off a ledge, you know?
439
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:15,296
And keep me from landing
back here, like Barb.
440
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:16,787
Sorry, Barb.
441
00:20:17,657 --> 00:20:19,123
Anyway...
442
00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,470
I just want to say that it...
443
00:20:22,495 --> 00:20:25,273
it works, if you work it.
444
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,844
And you're worth it.
445
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:33,869
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