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Good morning, Bonnie.
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Is it? 'Cause it looks
like you've been robbed.
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You could call it that.
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My wife and I have been
aggressively uncoupling.
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What?
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Just seeing if there's
a Post-it on your balls.
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Oh, she took those long ago.
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All right, let's punch this hog.
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I really need your help with something.
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- Yeah? What's that?
- I don't want to die.
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I do, so that sort of evens things up.
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I mean, think about it... I've
only got 40 or 50 years left.
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How old do you think you are?
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You know what? You're right, it's over.
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And maybe that's good.
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Oh, sharp turn.
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Who wants to be alive to see
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everything go completely to hell?
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I mean, Christy's
never gonna get married.
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Adam's gonna go bald.
It's already starting.
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In the back, you can see
through the cotton candy.
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Global warming. Sure,
we're having great weather,
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but you know it's only
happening 'cause the Earth's
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slowly spinning towards the
sun till we're all bacon.
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I don't...
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What channels do you watch?
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Nothing right now,
'cause our TV's broken,
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- probably forever.
- Okay, okay,
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let's just take a little breath.
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Do you remember those
techniques I gave you
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to help with your negative thoughts?
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What did you think?
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P.U.
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- Did you actually try them?
- Yes, Trevor.
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I even lit a candle and wrote
a note to my younger self
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and then burned it.
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That's not psychology,
Bonnie, that's witchcraft.
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Well, none of it worked.
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Okay, well, I'll get
you another copy, and...
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Hold on a second.
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- Where's my snow globe?
- What?
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Yeah, I had an AT&T
Park snow globe from 2010
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when the Giants won the World Series.
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Damn it, Sandra,
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you only took that to hurt me.
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I'm gonna level with you...
This is a little rough to watch.
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All right, here's the
negativity techniques.
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Try 'em, don't try 'em. See if I care.
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I-I'm sorry, that was
terribly unprofessional.
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It is very important that
you try these techniques.
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It's okay if you're a
little off your game.
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Some crazy broad just stole your toy.
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It's not a toy. It's a collectible.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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For our special side, we
have roasted Brussels sprouts
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with guanciale in a maple glaze.
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That's right, I made these nasty
little fart balls delicious.
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Brilliant. No one will
realize they're paying 20 bucks
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for a stomachache and
an awkward ride home.
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Oof, what's on the menu tonight, feet?
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And when will Bob the
Builder be leaving us?
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Hey. You're the one who took
a pill you found in your pocket
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and destroyed the walk-in.
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Well, in my defense, there
was a dragon in there.
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Yeah. It was a very good pill.
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Seriously, either turn on a
fan or eighty-six that funk.
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Paul.
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Would you like
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to go back to working at Chipotle?
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Look, uh... Tammy.
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No, I wasn't searching for your name.
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I was looking for words
that you could understand.
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Ah. Uh, here we go.
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Uh, you no think good.
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Stand still. I'm gonna fold
your lips over your forehead.
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Okay, Tammy, he needs his
lips, I need my tips...
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Let's go back to work.
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What's that Rudy guy's deal?
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I know, he's an ass.
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He's a gigantic ass.
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Is he single?
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What? I had to separate you.
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Yeah, you did.
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I don't understand.
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You were insulting each other.
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It's called flirting, Christy.
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No wonder you don't have a man.
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Listen to me.
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He's bad news.
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Oh, I get it... you're into him!
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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- No!
- Yeah! You want him for yourself!
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- No, I don't!
-
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Methinks you protest too much.
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Methinks me would jump off a building
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before me would let him touch me.
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So you've thought about it.
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Whatcha doing there?
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Trevor told me to write
down my negative thoughts
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and then write a
positive thought after it.
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God, my handwriting is so terrible.
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That's a negative thought.
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Now I need a positive one.
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Wendy, any ideas?
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You look nice today.
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I...
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like Wendy.
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Thanks. I like you, too.
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All right, we don't have to make out.
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Bonnie, therapy's great,
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but, you know, a lot of that negativity
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could also be worked on
right here in this program.
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I find meditation is the best way
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to deal with my dark
and twisty thoughts.
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Oh, come on. What's a
dark thought for you?
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That I'll die and no
one will take my cats,
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and after a while they'll
start to eat each other.
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Anybody want a cookie?
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Yikes.
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She has a point... None
of us are taking her cats.
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You know, I've been meditating
20 minutes in the morning
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and 20 minutes at night, and
I can really see a difference.
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Ain't nothin' gonna quiet
the riot in this mind.
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Come on, Bonnie, be nice to yourself.
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Wendy...
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I'm married.
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Are we really this
desperate to watch TV?
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Well, we could talk to each other.
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Stop tilting it. I can't see.
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- Hey.
- How was work?
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Upsetting. Tammy's got
a crush on Chef Rudy.
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- Chef Rudy?
- Chef Rudy.
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What's wrong with Chef Rudy?
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By the way, can we just call him Rudy?
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He sleeps with women, then dumps them.
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I told Tammy absolutely no
way can she go out with him.
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You can't do that. You
can't tell an alcoholic no.
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They hear, "I dare you."
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Look what happened when you
told me not to go out with Adam.
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Wait, what?
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I never told you not to go out with him.
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- Then why did I?
- Hang on a second.
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No, no, somebody had to
say, "Don't date him."
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There's no way I ended up with
him if I didn't get push-back.
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Oh, you think I should've told Tammy,
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"Oh, Chef Rudy's great! Go for it!"
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Again, we don't say "Bartender Adam"
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or "Building Manager Bonnie."
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I mean, would that have worked with you
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when you dated Chef Rudy?
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Whoa, whoa. You dated Chef Rudy?
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One date.
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Oh. So, like, nothing physical.
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One date.
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Good God!
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I can be louder than you.
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You got a problem?
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Yes. How am I supposed to
create a pretentious menu
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to your symphony of blue-collar noises?
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You mean this? This bothering you? Eh?
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I don't know. I don't
see it. Really? Why?
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Christy.
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Would you please return this woman
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to whatever Home Depot
parking lot you found her.
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And tell this Top Chef
first round loser...
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That's right, I googled you...
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That I will leave when I'm
finished fixing the mess he made.
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If that's the only thing you
found, you don't Google right.
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She's a horrible person.
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Good. Good. Yes, she is.
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Strange response.
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Why would you want me
not to like your friend?
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- No, it isn't.
- Aha!
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What is it?
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You're only supposed to say
"aha" if you know what it is.
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- So there is something.
- There's nothing.
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- Aha!
- Stop that!
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You're hiding something.
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Your freakishly large eyes
have suddenly gone small.
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My eyes are exactly the right size.
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Can we just talk about the menu?
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Okay. I'm thinking
for the fish special...
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Oh, sweet Paula Deen, Tammy digs me.
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What? No! No!
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No!
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Oh, my God!
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How did you do that so fast?
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Breathe in love.
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Breathe out Bonnie.
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Breathe in love.
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Breathe out Bonnie.
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This is so boring.
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Breathe out more Bonnie.
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Ooh, head rush. Let's do that again.
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Okay, let's do something new.
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We're gonna take ten breaths,
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and you're not gonna talk.
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Great idea.
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- One.
- No counting.
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Sorry.
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Do you want my help or not?
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I do. I do. Let me
just toss this at you.
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Can we meditate in the Jacuzzi?
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Come on, Bonnie.
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I cleared my afternoon for you.
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You "cleared it"? What did that involve?
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Moving your pony ride to tomorrow?
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Actually, I rescheduled a meeting
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with the charity I'm
hosting the benefit for.
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Children's diabetes.
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Make fun of that.
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More candy for me.
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Boom.
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You only ding it in the beginning.
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Okay, I am out of here!
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- Give me that!
- Oh!
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I am throwing your shoes in the pool!
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She was pretty pissed off at me.
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But in my defense, who
has $600 meditation shoes?
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What's with the getup?
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You and Beaver Cleaver
going hunting for bullfrogs?
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Oh, I'm so tired of you.
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Let's stay on Jill.
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So, it seems to me like she was right.
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You didn't go there for meditation.
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Whoa! Is this why your
wife flew the coop?
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You didn't have her back, either?
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This is your pattern, Bonnie.
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You complain and complain and complain.
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You're offered the tools to
help, and you don't use them.
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Why am I taking your advice?
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Your life's a total mess.
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Now you're picking a fight with me.
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There's a term for people like you.
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Watch it, buddy. I am still a lady.
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You're a help-rejecting complainer.
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You just made that up.
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I did not. And if this was last week,
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I could've showed you where
it came from in a book,
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but it's on its way to a
new life in Portland by now.
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Well, I don't need you to call me names.
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I need you to help me.
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It's the one thing you've never done.
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You know what? You're fired.
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Congratulations. I'm
crazier than when I started.
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You see a pattern here? Women leaving?
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I prepared for you a savory aebleskive.
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In honor of what I can only presume
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were your Viking ancestors.
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Well, I am part Danish.
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The rest of me is pure mutt.
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Pure...
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Mmm! Tastes like a fancy pancake.
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If only the critic at The Chronicle
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had your discerning palate.
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So, did you always want to be a chef?
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No. I hated cooking growing up.
258
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I wanted to be a dancer.
259
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:12,262
But I was cursed to be
terrible at the thing I loved
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and great at the thing I hated.
261
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That's so sad.
262
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It is. Also, my father
burned my tap shoes.
263
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Did you always want to
be a goddess/carpenter?
264
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You know, my life's had
a lot of twists and turns.
265
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It's only recently that I've
really been able to think
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about what I want to be.
267
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I mean, I do love carpentry,
268
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but, I don't know, the goddess in me
269
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might need to find something
a little more fulfilling.
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Well, maybe if we put our lips together,
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we could think of something.
272
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Sorry, I hadn't fully swallowed yet.
273
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,084
It's okay. My food is more delicious
274
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- when it's in your mouth.
- Oh. Mm.
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Oh!
276
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Too rough?
277
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No. This would be too rough.
278
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Ow!
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Should I lock the door?
280
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,869
Already did.
281
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,975
Okay. Couple of updates. We
are running low on almond milk.
282
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,633
Also, I fired Trevor.
283
00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:13,500
What was that?
284
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
285
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Just out of curiosity, though,
286
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why would you fire your therapist?
287
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'Cause you're all better?
288
00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:28,561
What was that?
289
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A derisive snort.
290
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If you must know, I've grown weary
291
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of his hiding behind labels.
292
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He had the audacity to call
me a help-rejecting complainer.
293
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Do that again, see what happens.
294
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:45,522
I'm just thinking you've
been pretty good lately,
295
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and... Trevor was maybe part of that.
296
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:51,115
Yeah, your therapy
was really helping me.
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You. Us.
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The family.
299
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It's not. It's over.
300
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,980
And you can fluff this
up all you want, pal.
301
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You can see right through it!
302
00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:07,521
Can I have a non-lunatic opinion?
303
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,417
Oh, you're good.
304
00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:21,301
Lamaze class.
305
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:22,737
They're showing them the movie.
306
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,284
Yeah. The men are looking
pretty shell-shocked.
307
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,117
Listen, I don't want to
hold on to this anger.
308
00:14:47,142 --> 00:14:49,429
You are who you are, and
you're never gonna change,
309
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and I love you.
310
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And I love you.
311
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And I know you're not gonna change.
312
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And you're not gonna change.
313
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And you will never change.
314
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There you are not changing.
315
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And you.
316
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Don't be a hero. Get the epidural.
317
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:25,281
They say you forget the
pain when you see the face.
318
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You don't. Get the epidural.
319
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Look, you were just trying to help,
320
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:36,944
and I may have rejected
that while also complaining.
321
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,112
In my defense, I have been diagnosed
322
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,204
as a help-rejecting complainer.
323
00:15:41,662 --> 00:15:43,773
Or you're just an alcoholic
324
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:45,998
who doesn't always want
to live in the solution.
325
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:49,318
I am many things to many people.
326
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,258
Look,
327
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,718
I know meditation
almost led us to blows,
328
00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:56,975
but I want to try again
even though it'll never work.
329
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,667
I bet you four hours
in my Jacuzzi it does.
330
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,115
See, now, where was that Saturday?
331
00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:06,139
So, what are tonight's specials?
332
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,287
Tonight's special is love.
333
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,879
Great. Is that
334
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,371
with or without fart balls?
335
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:14,800
That's right, I forgot.
336
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:17,592
You have never sipped
from Cupid's sweet goblet.
337
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,320
So, we doing a pork chop?
338
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:21,611
Paul, is that a pork chop?
339
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,369
What's Tammy's favorite flower?
340
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,748
I don't know.
341
00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:27,374
I do. It's daffodils.
We talked all night.
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00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:28,862
Take this to her.
343
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,320
Does she know the specials?
344
00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,424
Quickly. Wings of love.
345
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:40,672
- I'm guessing things went pretty good.
- Oh.
346
00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:41,963
It was awesome.
347
00:16:41,988 --> 00:16:43,621
Best date I ever had.
348
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,402
I have to break up with him.
349
00:16:45,427 --> 00:16:47,681
- What? Why?
- Mm.
350
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,006
I mean, yay, but huh?
351
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,264
The night was pure
romance, and the face eating
352
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,254
was everything a girl could dream of,
353
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,901
but... I'm not ready to settle down.
354
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:59,049
And that's the kind of guy you marry.
355
00:16:59,074 --> 00:17:00,260
It is?
356
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,552
Kills me to have to break his heart.
357
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:03,764
It does?
358
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,889
He's the most sensitive
man I've ever met.
359
00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:07,180
He is?
360
00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,969
Now I see why you're
so in love with him.
361
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:09,994
Aha!
362
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,094
That's not an "aha."
363
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,119
Put that "aha" away.
364
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:16,943
I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.
365
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,651
Care to lead the search party?
366
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,553
Rudy, we need to talk.
367
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:26,510
No... !
368
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,946
I think Tammy just
broke up with Chef Rudy.
369
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:32,612
Good news for you. You're
so in love with him.
370
00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:41,458
Hi. Chris Peterson from
Pete Peterson Real Estate.
371
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,002
Pete's my dad.
372
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,937
Listing sheet?
373
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:47,774
Panic room?
374
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:50,229
Why does my shrink have a panic room?
375
00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:53,042
I don't know, but it
would make a great nursery.
376
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:57,811
Leave me alone, Chris!
377
00:17:57,836 --> 00:18:00,970
Pete. Whichever Peterson you are.
378
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:06,426
Oh. What are you doing here?
379
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:07,917
It's Tuesday. My 10:00 a.m.
380
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:10,109
You fired me last week.
381
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:11,390
If you're gonna be my therapist,
382
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,189
you can't listen to everything I say.
383
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:17,571
Okay. Have a seat.
384
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,504
I brought you something.
385
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:22,642
EBay.
386
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,914
There's a chance I may have
bought it from your wife.
387
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,250
But anyway, here.
388
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,585
Bonnie.
389
00:18:32,038 --> 00:18:33,253
Thank you.
390
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,921
So...
391
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,881
So impossibly thoughtful.
392
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:39,840
And... it's just...
393
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:42,786
so weird you did it.
394
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,854
It gets weirder.
395
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,967
I'm sorry.
396
00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,770
Wow. Those are words I
haven't heard from a woman
397
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,427
in a long time.
398
00:18:51,452 --> 00:18:53,452
The other day, I said
you hadn't helped me,
399
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:54,943
but that isn't true.
400
00:18:55,144 --> 00:18:57,644
And judging from the
terror in my family's eyes,
401
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,769
I probably ought to stick with this.
402
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,254
Sorry.
403
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,055
Before you start the clock,
404
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,714
I wanted to ask, why do
you have a panic room?
405
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,706
Because I work with unstable people.
406
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:15,363
When did you get it?
407
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,843
About eight months ago.
408
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,955
We started working
together eight months ago.
409
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,495
I love this. Thank you.
410
00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:33,652
Table four says their
pasta is too salty.
411
00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,410
It's from my tears.
412
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:40,969
Well, can you refire
and hold the boo-hoo?
413
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:44,198
Why bother? Nothing
has any meaning anymore.
414
00:19:44,238 --> 00:19:47,139
Tell your tables to go
home and eat a Hot Pocket.
415
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:49,226
Look, I know you're
going through something,
416
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,284
but do you think you
can pull it together?
417
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,097
You're right. I'm sorry.
418
00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:56,551
I shouldn't do this in front of you
given how you ache for me
419
00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,992
One more time.
420
00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,215
I do not love you.
421
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,551
I have no feelings for you whatsoever.
422
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,743
I am not aching for you in any way.
423
00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,066
Oh, Christy.
424
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:09,730
Teach me how to pretend like you.
425
00:20:09,754 --> 00:20:14,754
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