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Okay, a few more announcements.
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(all groaning)
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We booked three rooms
at the sober retreat,
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so I took the liberty
of assigning roommates.
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Bonnie, you're with Christy.
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BOTH: Ugh!
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- Tammy's with me.
- Ugh!
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Yay, I'm with Jill!
We can gab all night.
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Ooh, and I brought cards.
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(singsongy): Cards and gabbing!
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I wonder how many people have relapsed
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on one of these weekends.
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Oh, trust me, you're gonna love it.
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A weekend in nature to
focus on your sobriety.
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- It's transformational.
- You don't have to keep selling us.
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We're all in the car, and
it's moving too fast to jump.
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You could have mentioned it's all women.
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I did my roots for nothing.
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Not for nothing. You needed it.
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Ooh! You know what I need?
That right there.
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A tricked-out Mercedes Sprinter Van
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with the 5,000-pound payload
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and a water cooler strapped to its back.
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The only thing I understood
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in that whole sentence was "Mercedes."
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Ah, Marone, I see that van in my dreams.
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My van dreams are more
abduction-oriented.
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I usually get away, but
they're still upsetting.
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A van like that says
you're a serious contractor.
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Don't suppose there are any
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"get your hands on some quick
cash" workshops this weekend?
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No, they hold those
out near the airport.
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At least I held mine there.
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Wait a minute. If I'm sharing a room,
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does that mean I'm
sharing a bathroom, too?
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We're all sharing one.
It's a communal bathroom.
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(truck horn blares)
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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So, nobody else but me needs
to use the ladies' room?
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I'll go with you.
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My knees have been in
my chin for three hours.
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(groaning)
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Ooh. Ah.
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Oh, we're gonna switch
places after this, right?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Next time we stop.
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Yeah. It's not fair.
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Oh. Okay, this is that precious moment
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when the hostages are left alone.
What's the plan?
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Can I not be with Marjorie
for one weekend of my life?
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- Ditto my mom.
- That's cool. I'm sick of you, too.
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I say we put Wendy with Marjorie.
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- Why?
- They're both not here.
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- Great. I'll take Tammy.
- Yeah. Mm.
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That leaves you and me, Bonnie,
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and I know you didn't bring cards.
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I barely brought underwear.
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(chuckles)
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I thought we were taking
turns sitting back here.
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Well, that was before you decided
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to eat what appears to
be an antique hot dog.
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You're just jealous.
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You're eating mayonnaise on
a gas station wiener, honey.
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Nobody's jealous.
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Tammy, did you bring your sleep mask,
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you know, for your night terrors?
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Not your problem, 'cause
you're bunking with Wendy now.
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- Wait. What?
- We made a couple
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of small changes to
the roommate situation.
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And what are they?
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They're all different,
they're locked. Let it go.
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Guys, they have goats.
Did you see the goats?
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I'll go check us in.
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Ooh, free cookies. Want one?
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Mm. No, thank you. Communal bathroom?
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Nothing's going in or out all weekend.
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You know, if I had that van,
I could go outside right now
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and build you your own bathroom.
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If only I had enough for a down payment.
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Where to get a down payment?
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Wendy, you want to go
see your goats again?
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Hells to the yeah!
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You know that's not a real fire.
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Six people, five hours, one car.
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Let me have this.
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That's why I came alone.
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Hi. Rebecca.
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- Christy.
- First time here?
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I actually did think this
was a real fire, so, yes.
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It's my third year, so,
I know all the tricks.
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See, I say I have a roommate coming
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who then backs out so
I get a room to myself.
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Smart.
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My friend Sheila has broken
her leg three years in a row.
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Ooh. Maybe next year,
my mom can break hers.
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You're here with your mom?
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Wow. I'm here because of my mom.
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I'm both.
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Ooh! Nice!
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We have lived very different lives.
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Oh. I'd tip the bellman, but...
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(groans) apparently, that's me.
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Oh, okay.
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Goodbye, bedding that
has touched other people.
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Ooh! Welcome basket!
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Is that what that is?
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Looks like they started to
make one and just gave up.
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Water, sunscreen,
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a pear in a little Styrofoam coat.
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Hold on.
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A journal.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Oh. We ditch the others and go home?
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No, this is the weekend
I start writing my book.
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I've been waiting for the
perfect setting and some paper.
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Haven't you been starting
that book since we met?
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Hey, that's called author-shaming,
and it's not cool.
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I'll try to stay out of your hair,
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but, I may be holed up
here avoiding Tammy.
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- Why?
- Why? You heard her.
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Van, van, down payment, van.
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Well, this is a lot of hard work.
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I should have packed my housekeeper.
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I think you're being a
little paranoid about Tammy.
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If only.
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When someone shares their dreams
loudly three feet away from me,
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it means they want me
to pay for those dreams.
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People have been hitting me up
for loans since the fifth grade.
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No one has ever paid me back.
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In fifth grade, I was
showing boys my bra strap
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in exchange for their Doritos.
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But your story's painful, too.
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What's with all the female ranch hands?
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Ranch hands are supposed to be dudes.
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It's called a "dude ranch."
Where are the dudes?!
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Marjorie replaced the
socks I packed with these.
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"We might hike."
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The only reason to ever
hike is if a guy says,
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- "You want to go hiking?"
- (chuckles)
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Why am I here?
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Oh, you're just in a little slump.
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You'll get out of it.
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It's more than that. I'm invisible.
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No one's ever gonna be
attracted to me again.
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At my funeral, people will say,
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"Oh, why'd that old
lawyer lady die alone?
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She was kind of cute."
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At least you're gonna be a lawyer.
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Unlike me, who's just a van-less loser.
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Guess my time's up.
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You're not a van-less loser.
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You just need a... a van.
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Hey, what do you think Jill would say
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if I asked her for a loan?
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It's all about how you ask.
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You have to make her
feel like it's a win-win.
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And it really helps to
throw in the big sad eyes.
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Wow. I'd give you anything.
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(laughs) Okay.
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(clears throat) How's this?
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Good, good.
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I definitely don't feel like
you're gonna murder me at all.
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(phone chimes)
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Well, that's rude.
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Okay, Tammy, don't blame
me when you get blisters.
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Oh. I am so tired of
having to be scout leader.
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"Oh, Marjorie, will you be my sponsor?"
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Then does anybody listen to me? No!
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(stomach gurgling)
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Sorry.
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No. Honey, I'm sorry.
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Here I am venting, and
look what it's doing to you.
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- I'm giving you a little anxious tummy.
- I don't think it's you.
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I think it's the gas station hot dog.
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Or maybe the gas station mayonnaise.
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You don't have to protect me.
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- I just dumped my toxicity on you.
- It's not about you!
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(retching)
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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Was the drain in your
shower completely clogged?
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Yeah, I basically took a
bath from my ankles down.
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The joys of communal bathrooms.
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Ugh. I've seen worse.
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- College dorm?
- Jail.
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Just a few nights here and there,
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but you know, I dipped my toe.
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How long have you been sober?
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- Coming up on seven years.
- Nice.
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It's weird. Every time I say
it, I feel like I'm lying,
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like I must've drank at some point.
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But nope, seven years.
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I've got 12.
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I should have 15, but
I went out on NyQuil...
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The nighttime sniffling,
sneezing, coughing,
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"so you can get high
as a kite" medicine.
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- That really should be on the bottle.
- Right.
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Hi, Christy!
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(retching)
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Yeesh.
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That thing's caught more than dreams.
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Oh, hey.
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What's going on?
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Wendy has food poisoning,
Marjorie's here now.
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The hot dog?
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What do you think? It cost 59 cents.
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That would've been
cheap when I was a child.
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Hey, look at that.
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You did your own "Marjorie's old" joke.
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Well, since Marjorie's moved herself in,
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I'm gonna go bunk with Jill.
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Don't forget the sunset
meeting in the woods!
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I'll wear the damn socks!
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I did a lap around the building.
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Even the cooks in the
kitchen are all women.
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How can you lay on that bedspread?
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Have you never seen 20/20?
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I survived a youth
hostel in American Samoa.
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I think I will prevail over bedding.
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I wasn't always this prissy.
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I passed out on so many
public bathroom floors,
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and never even gave it a second thought.
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But when you get sober, you realize
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the world really is so icky.
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Damn it!
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What?
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Writing! It's hard!
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I can talk. How come I can't write?
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Well, what's your story about?
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I try not to discuss my work
when it's still in its infancy.
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You don't have squat, do ya?
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- Nope.
- (knocking)
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Wendy yacked up her wiener,
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and Marjorie's bunking in our room,
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so I am officially in play.
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Here?
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Yeah, yeah, I'll just...
I'll crash on the floor.
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No, no. You take my bed.
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Oh, no, you don't have to do that.
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Oh, it's fine. I'll bunk with Christy.
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Oh. Okay, listen, before you go,
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there was something I wanted to ask you.
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Oh. No time. Packing up.
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But just, could you look at me please?
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Are you trying to hypnotize me?
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Or move something with your mind?
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Jill Kendall, are you familiar
with that great feeling you get
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- when you help a friend?
- Uh-huh.
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Well, you have a unique opportunity
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to get that great feeling by
loaning me money for a van.
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It's a win-win in some way.
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I promise I'll pay you back.
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(sighs) I'm sorry, Tammy.
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I love you, and I want you to succeed,
253
00:11:16,892 --> 00:11:20,027
but I just don't believe
in lending money to friends.
254
00:11:20,052 --> 00:11:21,182
Got it.
255
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,458
Oh, you were trying to do Christy eyes.
256
00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:29,483
Ugh.
257
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:32,170
CHRISTY: Oh...
258
00:11:32,195 --> 00:11:34,165
Where the hell is this meeting?!
259
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:36,066
I told you, we follow the arrows
260
00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:38,258
along the path until the clearing.
261
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,548
We haven't seen an
arrow in quite a while,
262
00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:43,307
and FYI, I think the
rain washed away the path.
263
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,792
Why didn't we just leave
with the rest of the group?
264
00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:47,511
Because the only one in the lobby
265
00:11:47,536 --> 00:11:48,902
when the group left was me.
266
00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:50,401
There's an arrow!
267
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,610
It's pointing straight down.
268
00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:55,901
So the meeting's in hell.
269
00:11:56,322 --> 00:11:58,596
Well, good, then we're here.
270
00:11:59,478 --> 00:12:02,403
Okay, we'll go to the left.
271
00:12:02,428 --> 00:12:05,095
If we're wrong, we'll come
back and go to the right.
272
00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:09,611
And this is how we've ended up,
273
00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:12,536
lost and cold.
274
00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:14,794
And it's all Marjorie's fault.
275
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,834
It is Marjorie's fault.
276
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:18,909
(breath quivering)
277
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,567
I love you, Adam.
278
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,423
(soft clattering)
279
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,515
What was that?
280
00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:38,209
- Wendy?
- WENDY: What?!
281
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:40,760
I brought you some soup.
282
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,564
I don't want it!
283
00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:46,815
Wendy, please let me take care
of you so I don't have to write.
284
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:50,678
I have food poisoning, you moron!
285
00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:56,210
Okay, I'm just gonna
leave it outside the door.
286
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,971
There were no crackers, by the way.
287
00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:12,730
It's okay, Wayne. They're asleep.
288
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:16,346
My, you get right to it, don't you?
289
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:21,437
Thick woolen socks... but that's it.
290
00:13:24,897 --> 00:13:27,731
- We will never speak of this again.
- Never.
291
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:40,641
Hi.
292
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,305
Hi. Without a lot of
questions being asked,
293
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,748
is it okay if I stay with you?
294
00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,557
You're here with your mom.
I expected you hours ago.
295
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,714
(knocking)
296
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:55,698
WENDY: I told you, I
don't want any damn food!
297
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,721
What kind of idiot brings
food to a person who's barfing?
298
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:02,537
What?
299
00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:04,529
Did somebody lick your hair?
300
00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:07,362
Why are you here?
301
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:10,428
'Cause I want to play cards
and gab. Let's get to it.
302
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:17,094
It's just I'd already started
visualizing myself in that sweet van.
303
00:14:17,425 --> 00:14:18,658
Look, I get it.
304
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,477
Jill was the fast, convenient
way to get the money,
305
00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:22,739
but you don't need her.
306
00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:25,398
No, I think I do. No, you
don't, because you've got you.
307
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:27,190
You survived prison,
308
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,878
you survived living with Marjorie,
309
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,503
you started your own
business and made it
310
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:33,026
so successful, you need
a fancy van to put it in.
311
00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:34,484
You know what you are?
312
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,586
You're a bad-ass sober woman.
313
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,244
I guess.
314
00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,523
And think about it. If
Jill lent you the money,
315
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,885
you'd have a van and a
not-so-silent partner.
316
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,361
Oh, she does have opinions. Yeah.
317
00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:47,143
Opinions are what rich
people call working.
318
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,788
You're right. I can do it.
319
00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:50,980
Yes, you can, because you're a... ?
320
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,338
Bad-ass sober woman.
321
00:14:52,363 --> 00:14:53,836
I can't hear you!
322
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,282
I'm not gonna say it again.
323
00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,173
Okay, but you get it.
324
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:58,497
I do. And you know what?
325
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,344
I'm gonna shut up now so
you can get back to writing.
326
00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:01,588
Oh. (sputters) Forget it.
327
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,979
Ooh. I give up.
328
00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:05,938
You'd think a... a-a book
about teenage zombie astronauts
329
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:08,397
would write itself, but it does not.
330
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,277
You need to write about what you know.
331
00:15:11,346 --> 00:15:12,642
(sighs)
332
00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,693
I suppose I could make
the astronauts middle-aged.
333
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,128
No, no, you need to
write about your life!
334
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:21,253
The stories you tell, the
things you've gone through,
335
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,211
that's your book.
336
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:26,642
You're the baddest
bad-ass sober woman ever.
337
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,947
You son of a bitch.
338
00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:31,941
I don't know whether to hug you
339
00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:33,999
or wing this pear off
the side of your head.
340
00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:35,324
Do both!
341
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,805
I looked for you at the
meeting in the meadow,
342
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,078
but I couldn't find you.
343
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,743
We tried to come, but we got lost.
344
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:46,501
My mom almost fought a goat.
345
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:50,126
My sponsor has us on a tight schedule.
346
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:53,819
She wants us all to be up for
a sunrise meditation tomorrow,
347
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,908
which really is just sleeping
which I could do right here.
348
00:15:57,436 --> 00:15:59,869
Well, I was gonna go
to the sunrise thing,
349
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,360
but if you want to sleep in,
350
00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,955
that's cool with me.
351
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:16,423
No matter what I do, I end
up back in bed with my mother.
352
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,888
How 'bout some pear?
353
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:20,783
They're very good for gut health.
354
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,082
You don't think I know that, Einstein?
355
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,251
I went to frickin' nursing school.
356
00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:29,681
Again, what did we
say about lashin' out?
357
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,860
I just hate being sick.
358
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,370
It reminds me of all
the times I was hungover,
359
00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:37,496
getting my stomach
pumped, feeling humiliated.
360
00:16:37,521 --> 00:16:41,400
I get that. I had my
own suite at the ER.
361
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:44,525
I hated people helping
me then and I hate it now.
362
00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:47,717
And let's get real, you
don't want to be here.
363
00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:48,841
Sure, I do.
364
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,276
Please, you didn't want to here
365
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,434
before I got sick.
366
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,092
I know and I'm sorry,
367
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:56,726
but... I'm here now, you're here,
368
00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:59,426
there are cards...
369
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,855
So what do you say we deal 'em up?
370
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,479
You don't want to play.
371
00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:06,070
You're right.
372
00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:08,427
Sometimes friends do
things they don't want to do
373
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:10,446
and then they find out
they're really glad they did.
374
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:14,133
Want to make it interesting,
play for a few bucks?
375
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,757
Sure, sounds fun.
376
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,214
Okay, Texas Hold'em,
limit with a half kill,
377
00:17:18,239 --> 00:17:20,239
- we'll run it twice.
- Okay.
378
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:28,428
I'll talk you through it.
379
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:32,952
All right, car's loaded up
380
00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:35,665
and Mom looks like she's about
to start honkin' the horn.
381
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:39,225
Okay. Well, I guess that's that.
382
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,349
What's wrong?
383
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,262
This weekend was a disaster.
384
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:45,420
I got fragged by my own troops.
385
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:51,203
I just... wanted this retreat
to be special for all of you.
386
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:54,429
- (horn honking)
- And I hear you!
387
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:57,053
She will leave without us.
388
00:17:57,078 --> 00:18:00,551
Great. Let's go lock this
energy in a car for five hours.
389
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:03,593
Oh, Christy.
390
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,988
I'll-I'll meet you out there!
391
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,498
Hey, we were just leaving.
392
00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:12,157
I just wanted to say again,
I'm sorry I misread the signals.
393
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,748
You mean me showing up in my pajamas
394
00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:16,372
at the traditional booty call hour?
395
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:19,031
- Hard to blame you for that.
- Yeah.
396
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,569
Uh, to be honest, I was very flattered.
397
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,682
It's been a while since
anyone's noticed me, so...
398
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:29,675
Are you kidding? I noticed
you the minute you came in.
399
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:33,799
- (horn honking)
- Oh, God, that's my mom.
400
00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:36,158
I better go before she scares the goats.
401
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,517
Well, safe travels.
402
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,001
(mumbles)
403
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:55,132
♪♪
404
00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:57,812
Tammy, I've been thinking about it,
405
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,569
and I'd be happy to loan
you the money for the van.
406
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:02,358
Wow, thanks.
407
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,784
But you know what? I decided
I'm gonna get it myself.
408
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,569
It might take me a little longer,
409
00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:09,461
but I'm gonna do it, 'cause
I'm a bad-ass sober woman.
410
00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:11,460
We all are. (chuckles)
411
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:14,741
Ooh, that truck stop has ceviche!
412
00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:17,921
A hot dog took you down but
you're gonna roll the dice
413
00:19:17,946 --> 00:19:19,346
on road fish?
414
00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,486
Well, if I get sick, I will
let you all take care of me.
415
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:24,803
Hey, any of you have a spare journal?
416
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,046
I filled mine up.
417
00:19:26,071 --> 00:19:30,749
Take this one. Ignore the
angry scratchings on page one.
418
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,271
Read them the part you showed me.
419
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,843
- I don't know.
- Oh, I want to hear.
420
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,762
Okay, be gentle. (clears throat)
421
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:44,007
"I guess my only memory
before I went into foster care
422
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:47,800
"was the dollhouse my mom
gave me on my fourth birthday.
423
00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:51,218
"Of course, we couldn't afford
any furniture for the inside,
424
00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:53,510
"so we made everything out of paper.
425
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:57,771
"Little paper beds, chairs,
even a little paper rug.
426
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,155
"I had no idea it was gonna
take me a lifetime to get back
427
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,948
to a house where I felt
that safe and loved."
428
00:20:04,242 --> 00:20:06,943
It's just a rough draft,
but you get the idea.
429
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:08,609
- That's so great.
- I love it.
430
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,944
That was beautiful.
431
00:20:13,861 --> 00:20:15,897
I kissed a girl!
432
00:20:17,573 --> 00:20:19,840
Couldn't let me have it, could ya?
433
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:25,474
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