1 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,006 You lose something? 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,177 Oh, come on. 3 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,178 You're still not talking to me? 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,745 I said I was sorry. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,582 (sighs) You know, I don't mind 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,417 that you borrow my car without asking. 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,319 I don't mind that you never put gas in it. 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,421 I don't even mind that I have to pull my seat up 9 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,789 all the way from Freaktown. 10 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,127 But when I turn on the radio and you've changed all my stations, 11 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,495 that's when I snap. 12 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,631 Hey, when I hear Kenny G, that's when I snap. 13 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,501 Where are you going? 14 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,504 Oh, I'm just heading out for a little bit. 15 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,172 Where? Got a thing. 16 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,408 What thing? I'm meeting a guy for a beer. 17 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,510 BONNIE: Who? You don't know him. 18 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,512 Where are you going? Who are you meeting? 19 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,080 CHRISTY: Surrender 20 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,349 or before you know it, you're a year older. 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,219 My brother's in town. 22 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,221 You have a brother? 23 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,523 This is gonna make me late for work, 24 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,425 but it's worth it. 25 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,194 Why am I not meeting him? 26 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,263 Maybe Adam's ashamed of you. 27 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,764 Hey. 28 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,367 You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz. 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,804 Tell me why I shouldn't be incredibly hurt right now. 30 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,473 We're not that close. 31 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,475 The only reason I'm seeing him is to sign some papers 32 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,177 for our parents' estate. 33 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,246 Estate? 34 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,447 Don't get excited. 35 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,549 It's a thousand bucks a year. 36 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,251 Why my parents decided to dole it out 37 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,253 until I'm 85 remains a mystery. 38 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:29,157 Still, uh, after you've gone, that grand goes to me? 39 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,458 Go nuts. 40 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,164 I'm an heiress. 41 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,166 Adam, a hint. 42 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,900 Sleep with your eyes open. 43 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,569 Already do. 44 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,337 I'll see you later. Wait. 45 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,339 Why can't I meet him? 46 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,907 What, was he born without a nose? 47 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,809 Weird, floaty eye? 48 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,178 Spits when he says, 49 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,280 (spitting): "sauteed spinach." 50 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:55,249 Yes, it's all of those things. Can I go now? 51 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,619 No. I am meeting him and that's final. 52 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,323 I'm not gonna win this, am I? 53 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,591 You gave up those balls 54 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,293 the minute you put a ring on her finger. 55 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:10,298 BONNIE: Give me five minutes to change. 56 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:13,267 First the legs, now you guys. 57 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,204 The darkness is moving north. 58 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,406 ♪♪ 59 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,988 Here you go, Bonnie. Well, thank you, Patrick. 60 00:02:34,022 --> 00:02:34,822 How gallant. 61 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,993 Sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby. 62 00:02:39,027 --> 00:02:41,162 You're gonna love it. 63 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,530 Oh, waitress. 64 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,269 God, I hate her. 65 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,704 Welcome to the Rustic Fig. 66 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,640 The one place I used to feel safe. 67 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,343 (laughs) I told you, she's a pistol. 68 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,078 Wish I had one right now. 69 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:59,180 Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick. 70 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,414 Really nice to meet you. Hi. Hi. 71 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,550 Since Patrick's only in town for the night, we thought we... 72 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,453 She thought. ...we'd come here. 73 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,156 What better way for us all to get to know each other? 74 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,424 With me serving you food. Yay. 75 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,327 Can I please have whatever kind of beer 76 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,163 can get here fastest? 77 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,130 Can you make that two? 78 00:03:16,164 --> 00:03:17,431 But take your time. 79 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,336 And I'll have, let me see... 80 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,373 uh... 81 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:28,476 What's in a virgin mojito? 82 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:31,579 Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb. 83 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,414 I'll have a water. 84 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,185 Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this. 85 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,220 Oh, me, too. I didn't even know you existed. 86 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,188 I didn't know you existed. 87 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,655 You both exist. 88 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,224 Should we figure out what we're gonna eat? 89 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,093 Charming as ever, dude. 90 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:46,560 Bite the big one, Pat. 91 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,697 What fun. 92 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,202 Oh, I'm getting a picture of the two of you 93 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,403 growing up together. 94 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,570 Roughhousing 95 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,206 out at the lake. 96 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,573 I don't know. Was there a lake? 97 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,509 There was an ocean. 98 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,711 In fact, Adam taught me to surf. 99 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,546 Man, you sure ran with that one. 100 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,847 What does that mean? 101 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,549 I own a company that makes surfboards. 102 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,451 Wow, didn't waste any time squeezing that one 103 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,785 into the conversation. 104 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,387 Okay, why don't we talk about 105 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,124 how you hung out with Russell Crowe? 106 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,660 He does work that one in a lot. 107 00:04:21,162 --> 00:04:23,264 We got drunk in Prague. He threw a phone at me. 108 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,133 It's a good story. 109 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,201 The first seven times, am I right? 110 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:29,137 (laughs) 111 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,640 I hear something different every time. 112 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:37,178 Okay, two beers 113 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:39,247 and one tap water 114 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,116 with a splash of spit. 115 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:44,885 Well, we definitely want appetizers. 116 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,287 What do you recommend? 117 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,389 Going to a different restaurant. 118 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,491 Oh, Christy. (laughing) 119 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,161 Tell me about the crab cakes. 120 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:55,629 No. 121 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,173 Your brother seems like a nice guy. 122 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,741 Where in the world did you get that? 123 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,643 Well, he paid for dinner 124 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,579 while you were being a dick all night. 125 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,214 That was my takeaway. 126 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:14,482 I don't like the guy. 127 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,284 I thought you might have picked up on that 128 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,186 when I told you I don't like the guy. 129 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:19,620 Oh, come on. 130 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,155 How many times did Christy tell everyone 131 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,157 she hated me at dinner tonight? 132 00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:24,925 It's just something people say. 133 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,195 At least it's over. 134 00:05:27,228 --> 00:05:28,762 I never have to see him again. 135 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,465 Yikes. What happened with you guys? 136 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,334 He bang your prom date? 137 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,870 Women aren't that important to me. 138 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,872 Stare all you want; I'm not taking it back. 139 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,208 Ugh. 140 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:42,376 It's not fair. 141 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:45,213 I parade my dirty family laundry in front of you every day. 142 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:46,780 You owe me this. 143 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,349 All right, fine. 144 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,884 That surfboard company, my idea. 145 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,454 I worked there. I helped get it started, 146 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,788 but did he cut me in on the profits 147 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:55,956 once it became a success? 148 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,658 I'm guessing no. Nothing. 149 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,959 Well, that's ridiculous. 150 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,861 Those profits should be ours-- yours. 151 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,496 Thank you. 152 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,498 God. 153 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,335 You know what really upset me tonight? Hmm? 154 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,371 Discovering that my daughter is a terrible waitress. 155 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,839 I still don't think you should've complained 156 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,574 to the manager. 157 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,410 How else is she gonna get better? 158 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:32,860 Are you eating garbage cake? 159 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,596 It was untouched. 160 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,665 Anniversary dinner. 161 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,867 He shot her a look when she ordered the cake. 162 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,602 Things went downhill fast. 163 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,704 Well, in that case, hand me a fork. 164 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,841 Mm. Thank you. 165 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,943 This is a surprise. What brings you back? 166 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:53,281 Ah, there's nothing good in my hotel's garbage. 167 00:06:53,314 --> 00:06:55,416 I thought I was coming back here for a nightcap. 168 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,285 (whispering): This is so much better. 169 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:59,420 You sure? Mmm. 170 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,688 I got half a martini in here. 171 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,291 Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it. 172 00:07:03,324 --> 00:07:05,426 (laughs) No, I'm good. 173 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:08,696 So, did you survive dinner with my mother? 174 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:09,930 Oh, my God, I love her. 175 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,031 She's hilarious. 176 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,666 No more cake for you. 177 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:19,307 Hey, anybody gives my brother a hard time is okay by me. 178 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,409 To be perfectly honest, 179 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,477 um, I spent most of dinner 180 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,347 waiting for you to come back to the table. 181 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,915 Oh, my God. 182 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,618 Are you the one who complained to my manager? 183 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:34,388 No, it's just that every time you came back to the table, 184 00:07:34,422 --> 00:07:37,758 things were... you know, 185 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,694 really good. 186 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,964 (laughing): Sorry. 187 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,433 I'm recently divorced. I'm a little rusty. 188 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,635 I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me? 189 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,370 You couldn't tell? 190 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:52,072 See, this is where my rustiness comes in. 191 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,507 Ah, newly divorced, too, huh? 192 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,343 Nope, just good old rust. 193 00:07:55,376 --> 00:07:56,777 (laughs) 194 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,847 Well, um, what I'm trying to say is, uh, 195 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,082 I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow, 196 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,751 and if you happen to be free tomorrow 197 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,819 and are amenable to what I'm about to propose, 198 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,389 I was thinking I could stay an extra night 199 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:12,593 for the express purpose of taking you out tomorrow. 200 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,763 Just to be clear, we're talking about tomorrow? 201 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,998 Yeah. Although it is midnight, 202 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,633 so tomorrow is now today. 203 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,536 So, uh... (mumbles) ...today. 204 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,473 I'd really like that. 205 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,607 Oh, great. Great. 206 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,875 I'll bring the oil can. 207 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,443 For the rustiness. 208 00:08:29,477 --> 00:08:31,379 You know, Wizard of Oz. (chuckles) 209 00:08:31,412 --> 00:08:32,980 Not dry vagina. 210 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,520 My God, I... 211 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,355 I just said "dry vagina." 212 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:44,392 And pointed. (chuckles) 213 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:46,560 Okay, what do you think? 214 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,596 Great. Let me see the tush. 215 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,501 Damn it, I used to have a cute, little booty like that. 216 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,668 You will again. 217 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,903 You already lost six pounds. 218 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,372 Mm, five. Paid 300 bucks 219 00:08:58,406 --> 00:09:00,508 for some black market licorice last night. 220 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,011 Hey. Hey. 221 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,679 Hey, Bonnie. 222 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,381 You heard that, too, right? 223 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:08,882 It's Jill. 224 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,451 We're Skyping. 225 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:12,085 You're awfully dressed up for that. 226 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,855 She's got a date. Really? With who? 227 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,924 Just a guy. Adam's brother. 228 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,559 (laughs) This is fun! 229 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,429 But he left town. 230 00:09:21,462 --> 00:09:24,898 He decided to stay an extra day just for little old me. 231 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,435 Are you kidding me? You can't go out with Adam's brother. 232 00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:30,671 And yet I've got my good bra on, and I'm headed out the door. 233 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,072 No, no, you don't get it. 234 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,741 Adam really doesn't like him. 235 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:37,745 I don't like you, but we eat eight meals a week together. 236 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,414 Wait. So why does Adam not like his brother? 237 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:41,849 I don't care! He's in town 238 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,617 for one more night, and he asked me out 239 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,586 like an awkward eighth grader, so I'm going. 240 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,756 Just so you know, you and your bra are ruining my life. 241 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,060 Oh, I miss you girls. 242 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:57,130 Hello? 243 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,133 Am I talking to an empty room? 244 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,936 God, I'm so hungry. 245 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,977 (sportscaster speaking indistinctly over television) 246 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:15,483 (clearing throat loudly) 247 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,555 Staircase. 248 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,624 What's going on? 249 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:27,928 What's going on is I wanted some quality time 250 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,497 with my man. 251 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,467 Can we do that? Where's Christy? 252 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,469 She had a date tonight. 253 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,070 Oh, good for her. You know, 254 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,506 I don't understand why some guy 255 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:40,240 hasn't just swept her off her feet. 256 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,610 Well, I guess that thought runs in your family, 257 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,578 'cause your brother stayed an extra day to take her out. 258 00:10:44,612 --> 00:10:46,480 Kiss me. 259 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,818 Bonnie. Bonnie. 260 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,488 Adam. Oh, Adam... 261 00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:58,258 Wait, w-wait. Hang on a minute. 262 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,127 Christy's on a date with Patrick? 263 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,529 That's right. Let's get those pants off. 264 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:02,696 (stammers) 265 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,132 You know, you did this. What do you mean? 266 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,800 I was just gonna go out and have a drink with him 267 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,669 and sign some papers, but no, 268 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,203 you had to stick your nose in there 269 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,639 and Bonnie it all up. 270 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,642 Hey, I was gonna use this mouth 271 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,644 to say I'm sorry, but it can just as easily 272 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,745 go eat a sandwich. 273 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,551 ♪♪ 274 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:28,188 Oh... Oh... 275 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,527 So, what's your favorite place to surf? 276 00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:37,565 Ah. Uh... Costa Rica, probably. 277 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:40,000 You know, one time I was, um, waiting for a set to come in 278 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,636 when I realized, suddenly, that I was surrounded 279 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,004 by dolphins. 280 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,674 Wow, that sounds beautiful. Ah. 281 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,642 Yeah, it was, until I realized 282 00:11:48,676 --> 00:11:50,978 the dolphins were surrounded by sharks, 283 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,581 and that was the moment I learned I could fly. 284 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,952 I took acid once and learned I couldn't fly. 285 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,155 Duh... Oof... 286 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,558 (both groaning) 287 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,594 You know, we've been playing for 20 minutes, 288 00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,028 and neither one of us has made a shot. 289 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,329 Yeah. 290 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,831 (groaning) 291 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,065 Well, that was pretty close. 292 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,701 Should we just start counting those? 293 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,704 I'll tell you where we went wrong. 294 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,772 Not enough blue stuff on the end of the thing. 295 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,576 Step aside and watch me work. 296 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,112 Okay. 297 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,917 Wow! Whoo! Oh, my God, I got one in! 298 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,119 I got one in. 299 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,054 Not the one I wanted, but still. 300 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,790 Toss me that magic blue cube. 301 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,961 We are not leaving until I sink one, too. 302 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,597 Don't you have to go back home tomorrow? 303 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:44,798 (chuckles) 304 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,033 Well, actually, 305 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,300 I'm taking a couple weeks off 306 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,202 to surf my way down the coast. 307 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,704 Oh. (ball drops) 308 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,372 Boy, that sounds great. 309 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,674 Do you surf? 310 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,375 Nope. I can barely swim. 311 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,310 That's why I don't take baths. 312 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,613 I mean, I shower. I'm clean. 313 00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:01,949 Smart, beautiful, hygienic. 314 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,918 Final box checked. 315 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,629 (man speaking indistinctly over television) 316 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,765 (sighs) 317 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,670 Oh, God, what now? 318 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:24,672 Your brother's staying another week 319 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:26,707 to be with Christy. 320 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,147 And to your left, more vineyards. 321 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,650 You picked a hell of a place to get sober. 322 00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:37,951 I know, right? 323 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,086 Could have moved to Utah, 324 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,287 but where's the challenge in that? 325 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,690 Yeah. 326 00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:46,359 Lot of grapes. 327 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,662 What are those, red? 328 00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:51,832 See? It's like you live here. 329 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,867 Hey, can I ask you something? 330 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,769 Sure. 331 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:57,838 What's the deal with you and Adam? 332 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,373 Oh, well, what can I say? 333 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,043 Uh, we used to be really tight. 334 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,679 We started our business together, 335 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,815 and six months later, he bailed. 336 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,849 Left me high and dry. 337 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,684 Wow. 338 00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:12,052 I can see why you're mad at him, 339 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,987 but what's his problem? 340 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,689 Oh, that's simple. 341 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,758 I made the business into a success, 342 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,859 and now he's jealous. 343 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,394 That doesn't sound like the Adam I know. 344 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,463 Well, it's the Adam I know. 345 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,298 But, hey, maybe your mom's had 346 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,333 a good influence on him. 347 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,706 (Christy laughing) 348 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,411 This is a disaster. Adam is furious, 349 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,747 and I'm out of lingerie. 350 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,715 But I'm happy. 351 00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:44,017 Isn't that what moms are supposed to want for their kids? 352 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,853 On what planet? 353 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,254 You are standing in between me 354 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,056 and a thousand dollars a year. 355 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,392 You are so selfish. You are so selfish. 356 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:55,362 What do you guys think? 357 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:59,166 Look, they remembered we're here. 358 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,736 Well, I th... Da-da-da! 359 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,773 You're obviously only dating Patrick to annoy me. 360 00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:09,743 No, I am dating Patrick because he's a nice guy. 361 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,444 Annoying you is a delightful bonus. 362 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,884 I'm gonna shop for jeans. 363 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,920 I'm confused-- why is Adam so upset about this? 364 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,223 Because Adam and Patrick hate each other. Why? 365 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,425 Why does anyone ever fight? Money. 366 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,796 Well, maybe you two can help them patch things up. 367 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:31,064 You were estranged for years and found a way to reconnect, 368 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,766 and it's been wonderful. 369 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,935 All right, settle down. I wouldn't go that far. 370 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,870 Do you guys think I could pull off overalls? 371 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,171 No. 372 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:43,777 I'm just saying you could be a good example 373 00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:44,778 to these boys. 374 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:46,814 Maybe. Got to admit, 375 00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:49,116 nobody knows decades of estrangement 376 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,384 and then a quasi-satisfying makeup like we do. 377 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,886 Yeah. Of course, if we had money, 378 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,487 things could get dicey. 379 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,490 If we had money, you'd be dead by sundown. 380 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,928 (knock on door) 381 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,296 Someone's at the door. 382 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,832 CHRISTY: I'll get it. 383 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,968 Hey, Adam. I like that shirt. 384 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,002 Oh, thanks. 385 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,804 Wow, why are you so dressed up? 386 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,374 Oh, son of a bitch. 387 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:18,578 Hey. Hi. 388 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,147 (turns TV off) 389 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,916 Oh. Didn't know you'd be here. 390 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,986 Why wouldn't I be here? It's my fiancée's house. 391 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,588 And another great talk. Can we go? 392 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,825 Actually, I was thinking you could come in for a sec. 393 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,861 Ah... 394 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,996 I take it we're being set up? 395 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,430 Looks like it. 396 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:41,268 Wow, isn't this a nice surprise. 397 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,836 They're onto us, Mom. 398 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,972 Then let's just jump right in. 399 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,506 We're trying to help you two asshats 400 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,975 be more like us. 401 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,542 How is name-calling gonna help? 402 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,178 What'd I say? 403 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,848 Look, nobody's had more bad water 404 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:57,851 under the bridge than me and Amazon Prime over here. 405 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,187 But we got over it. 406 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,322 And if we can, anyone can. 407 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,491 So, sit. 408 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,927 (mock crying) 409 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,934 Okay, animosities. Go. 410 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,239 Okay, why don't I help get the ball rolling? 411 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,174 Patrick, Adam is upset with you 412 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,510 because you hogged all the surfboard money for yourself. 413 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,178 What? Is that what you told her? 414 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,147 Because that's what happened. 415 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,182 No, it's not. 416 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,651 Patrick was just a kid starting up a business. 417 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,020 You're the one who bailed on him. 418 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,387 How did I bail on you? 419 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,655 You took off for Hollywood 420 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,490 to start your big stuntman career. 421 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,027 Hey, the surfboard business was my idea. 422 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,029 I got it off the ground for you, 423 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,997 and then something good happened to me. I'm so sorry. 424 00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:45,966 Off the ground? 425 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,201 I worked 16-hour days without you. 426 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,269 I had to quit school. 427 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,072 Oh, take off your skirt. 428 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,506 Our business was great, 429 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,942 and you didn't share a dime with me. 430 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,944 Oh, please. I don't see you for ten years. 431 00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:58,378 How is it still "our" business? 432 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,546 I was working on movies. 433 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,014 I-I was on location. 434 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,016 I'm sorry I wasn't there to hold your hand. 435 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,085 Kind of a soft argument. Step it up. 436 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,988 You know, I started this business 437 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,057 to be with my brother, but since all you care about is money, 438 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,992 I'm happy to write you a check. 439 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,060 I don't want your money. 440 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,562 (groans) 441 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,064 We're winning. Keep going. 442 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,066 You know, if you wanted to be with me so badly, 443 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:19,933 where were you 444 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,934 when this happened? 445 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,070 What? I was in the hospital for a year. 446 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,238 Guys I hadn't seen since high school came by. 447 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,373 You never did. 448 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,541 I wanted to be there. 449 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,642 Then why the hell weren't you? 450 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,643 Because I figured 451 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,712 I was the last person you'd ever want to see. 452 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,447 Why wouldn't I want to see you? You're my brother. 453 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,051 If I'd known that, 454 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:40,320 I'd have been there in a second. 455 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,658 I love you, man. 456 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,000 I love you, too. 457 00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,634 Dude. 458 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:00,273 Now would be the perfect time to get that check. 459 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,179 How did this happen? 460 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,181 My date's having dinner with your fiancé, 461 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,851 and I'm having my ninth meal of the week with you. 462 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,854 Bringing them together feels good, though, right? 463 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,023 Yeah, it does. 464 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,091 We saved a family tonight. 465 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,562 I'm gonna say this to you 'cause you get it, 466 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,864 but I wouldn't say it out there. 467 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,534 Heroes. 468 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,037 It's the only word that works. 469 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,773 Was a little weird seeing those two crying. 470 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,775 Right? Not sexy. 471 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,276 No. 472 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,680 I will be asleep when Adam gets home tonight. 473 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,282 You know, if things work out 474 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,917 and we marry these guys... 475 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,153 ...you'd be my mother 476 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,689 and my sister-in-law. 477 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,595 And you'd be married to your stepuncle... 478 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,199 ...which would make you your own niece. 479 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,836 The sad part is, 480 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,638 not the weirdest thing we've ever done. 481 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,675 Not even close. 482 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,310 But still... 483 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,613 heroes.