1
00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:08,543
And... here you go, babe.

2
00:00:08,577 --> 00:00:09,644
You made coffee?

3
00:00:09,678 --> 00:00:11,613
(chuckles)
Better. Kona.

4
00:00:11,646 --> 00:00:13,248
I was really looking
forward to coffee,

5
00:00:13,282 --> 00:00:14,849
but I'll give it a shot.

6
00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:16,618
Can I push the thing down?

7
00:00:16,651 --> 00:00:17,852
Not until the duck quacks.

8
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,389
(duck quacking)

9
00:00:20,422 --> 00:00:21,690
Uh. Uh-uh.

10
00:00:21,723 --> 00:00:23,325
And now.

11
00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:32,301
Oh. Oh. Don't cry.

12
00:00:32,334 --> 00:00:34,469
You did good.

13
00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:36,571
No, it's just...

14
00:00:36,605 --> 00:00:39,808
all my life, I've seen people in
TV commercials living like this.

15
00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:41,443
Mm. (chuckles)

16
00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,478
I never thought it
would happen to me.

17
00:00:43,512 --> 00:00:47,716
Well, it's happening,
and... it's not gonna stop.

18
00:00:47,749 --> 00:00:49,451
Really?
Mm-hmm.

19
00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,420
There's gonna be fluffy
robes, fluffy dogs

20
00:00:51,453 --> 00:00:54,656
and push-down
coffee forever?

21
00:00:54,689 --> 00:00:57,492
You want me
to lie to you? Sure.

22
00:00:57,526 --> 00:01:00,061
(groans) I wish I didn't
have to go home tonight.

23
00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,930
Yeah, me, too.
But, you know,

24
00:01:01,963 --> 00:01:03,832
it's... it's hours away.
I'll tell you what.

25
00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:05,767
Why don't we take
a walk on the beach,

26
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,670
and then we'll warm up on
the pier with some clam chowder.

27
00:01:08,703 --> 00:01:10,505
In sourdough bowls?

28
00:01:10,539 --> 00:01:13,808
Well, they're always
disappointing, but sure.

29
00:01:13,842 --> 00:01:15,410
(timer dings)

30
00:01:15,444 --> 00:01:16,778
Mm.
What's that?

31
00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,347
Our scones are ready.

32
00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:21,583
Scones? (exhales)

33
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Kiss me, so I know this is
really happening.
(chuckles)

34
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♪ Sunshine, lollipops and

35
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♪ Rainbows,
everything that's wonderful ♪

36
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♪ Is what I feel
when we're together ♪

37
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♪ Brighter than a lucky penny
(engine grinding)

38
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♪ When you're near the rain...

39
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(engine knocking, sputtering)

40
00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:43,805
(engine stops)

41
00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,540
(steam hissing)

42
00:01:45,574 --> 00:01:48,977
And I'm me again.

43
00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:50,579
(groans)

44
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♪♪

45
00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:13,934
Hamilton. We had
tickets to Hamilton.

46
00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,270
It was a high school
production, Bonnie.

47
00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:19,207
Still a tough ticket.

48
00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,941
I'm sorry.
I know it's an imposition,

49
00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,477
but my car is completely dead.

50
00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,347
Why did you call us
instead of Patrick?

51
00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,482
Because he's a new boyfriend
and everything's perfect.

52
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I don't want him to know
what a mess I am.

53
00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,954
You live with your mom
and you're an alcoholic;

54
00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,490
those are fairly large
bread crumbs.

55
00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,227
What'd the mechanic say?

56
00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,229
That I should have
changed my oil

57
00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,531
at least once
since I got the car.

58
00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,266
You never changed
your oil?

59
00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,835
I meant to.
I even put a Post-it in my car

60
00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,603
that said "change oil."

61
00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:53,241
And then I put my gum in it,
and that was five years ago.

62
00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,877
How are you gonna get by
without a car?

63
00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,779
I thought maybe my mom...

64
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Nope!

65
00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,515
Please?

66
00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,384
My car has 400,000 miles on it.

67
00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,953
One week with your crazy
schedule, and it'll just be me

68
00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,956
taping you to 50 balloons,
hoping for the best.

69
00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,992
Well, can I at least
hitch a ride to meetings?

70
00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,727
(sighs) Of course.

71
00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,963
But I am listening
to Spanish language tapes,

72
00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,999
so you'll have
to shut-o el trap-o.

73
00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,269
Christy, I'd lend you

74
00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,904
my van, but it's all set up
for me to drive.

75
00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,906
Thanks.

76
00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,342
I'll figure something out.

77
00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,919
Watch it.
Oh, I'm so sorry.

78
00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,488
Ow!
I'm sorry.

79
00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,789
I'm sorry,
I-I have to carry

80
00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,991
all my stuff in my bag;
my car broke down.

81
00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,025
No one cares!

82
00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,794
(brakes hiss)

83
00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,296
(shrieks)

84
00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,002
Oh, man. Come on, come
on, come on, come on.

85
00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,737
Nope.
What?

86
00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,340
The Warriors are down by two
with three minutes to go,

87
00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:03,043
and every time you come in
this room, Steph Curry misses.

88
00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,713
I got up to make you a sandwich.

89
00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,549
And the minute you left,
he nailed a three-pointer.

90
00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,385
You're insane.
Steph's open.
Take the shot!

91
00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,521
Oh, you're killing me!

92
00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,659
Do you know how many babies
throw up on the bus?

93
00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,428
All of them.

94
00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,996
They ought to change the song.

95
00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,798
♪ The babies on the bus
throw up, up, up. ♪

96
00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,336
Are you having dinner?

97
00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,372
Nope. I've got 15 minutes
to wash this day off of me,

98
00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,940
change my clothes,
and head out to Patrick's.

99
00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,676
It's a bus to a train to
another bus, but it's worth it.

100
00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,511
Is it? 'Cause you seem
a little stressed out.

101
00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,314
Really? You picking up
on that, Dr. Phil?

102
00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,717
And, by the way,
who goes,

103
00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,454
"Hey, I'm on a bus, time
to shave my calluses"?

104
00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,088
Wow. Hey.

105
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,424
How about I give you
a ride to the station?

106
00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,693
Oh, man. How about you have this
conversation in the kitchen?

107
00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,428
'Cause he just
missed another shot.

108
00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,764
I'm sorry, Steph,
there's two of them now.

109
00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,767
Thanks, Mom.
That'd be great.

110
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,935
TV ANNOUNCER:
...third foul of the night...

111
00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,037
(sighs)
(mutes TV)

112
00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,374
You may stand near me;
it's a time-out.

113
00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,112
She looks awful.

114
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,548
How long can she
keep going on like this?

115
00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,016
I don't know.
She's pretty tough.

116
00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,386
For one whole year,
she slept in a drawer.

117
00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:21,722
A lot of babies
sleep in drawers.

118
00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,491
No, she was 13.

119
00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,526
She fit in a drawer
when she was 13?

120
00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,861
She fits now.

121
00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,863
Listen,

122
00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:33,401
what if I lend Christy the money
for a down payment on a car?

123
00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,403
That is so kind of you,

124
00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,472
but if you do, I will punch you
right in the throat.

125
00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,902
Why?

126
00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,041
Because I love you.

127
00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,343
What?

128
00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,811
You lend her money,

129
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,814
she can't pay you back,
she starts avoiding you,

130
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,882
you start complaining to me,
I bring it up to her,

131
00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,285
she tells me to go to hell,
I get mad at you,

132
00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,287
you and I break up,
and I'm stuck with my backup guy

133
00:05:53,321 --> 00:05:55,689
at the tire department
at Costco.

134
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,027
You have a backup guy?

135
00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,896
Please. Like you wouldn't drive
straight from my funeral

136
00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,733
to Trader Joe's
to pick up Louise.

137
00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,801
(forced chuckle):
What?

138
00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,403
Is that her name?

139
00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:12,005
Oh, shut up.

140
00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,908
Nobody has that many questions
about cheese.

141
00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,413
(over earbuds):
♪ Sunshine, lollipops

142
00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,049
♪ And rainbows,
everything that's wonderful ♪

143
00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,051
♪ Is what I feel when

144
00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,720
♪ We're together,
brighter than a lucky... ♪

145
00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,391
You need some help with that?

146
00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,893
You need a mascara wand
in your eye?

147
00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,671
(doorbell rings)

148
00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,439
Oh, man.

149
00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,874
There you are.
Hi.

150
00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,909
I was so worried about you.

151
00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,545
I mean, I was texting you
for, like, three hours.

152
00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,714
Yeah. Sorry about that.
That's okay.

153
00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,783
Phone died, took a bus,
let's get it on.

154
00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,385
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

155
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,787
Why were you on a bus?
Ah, car died.

156
00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,122
Didn't change the oil.
Let's get it on.

157
00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,824
Oh, wait, wait. Hold on.

158
00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,093
Y-You took a bus all
the way down from Napa?

159
00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,796
And a train and another bus.

160
00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,098
Why are your pants still on?
Okay, I'm taking my pants off.

161
00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,000
Taking them off.
But hey, but, uh,

162
00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,935
tomorrow we are
getting you a car.

163
00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,605
I can't afford a car.
Well, mm...

164
00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,408
Well, that's why I said "we."
I'll lend you the money.

165
00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,042
No, no, no.
I appreciate it,

166
00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,144
but we're still at the "coffee
and fluffy robe" stage.

167
00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,979
Let's not ruin it.
No, no, no.

168
00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,548
I know you're
good for it.

169
00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,383
Uh, no, I'm not.

170
00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,819
Ah. Cute underwear.
Uh, thanks. Mm.

171
00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,988
They're my "I got me a
new girlfriend" underwear.

172
00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,457
Mm-hmm.

173
00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,130
What's the matter?

174
00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,400
Something sticky
in your hair.

175
00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:48,736
Oh, God,
that could be anything.

176
00:07:51,239 --> 00:07:54,208
I'm getting worried about
Christy missing meetings.

177
00:07:54,242 --> 00:07:56,277
Ooh. Was I supposed
to pick her up?

178
00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,778
Oh, well.

179
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,616
Maybe we could
take up a collection

180
00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,318
and buy her a new car.

181
00:08:04,352 --> 00:08:06,187
Adam offered to float her
a down payment,

182
00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,356
but I said, "Never
lend money to a Plunkett."

183
00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:11,192
They should actually
put that on money.

184
00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,194
Riding the bus
isn't so bad.

185
00:08:14,262 --> 00:08:15,663
Except for that one time

186
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,299
a guy leaned his head
on my shoulder and died.

187
00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:26,207
There was a time I
loved taking the bus.

188
00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,242
I used to strike up
a conversation

189
00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:29,910
with whoever sat
down next to me.

190
00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,512
Of course you did.

191
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,386
MAN: Hey, lady.
You can't sleep here.

192
00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:39,820
What?

193
00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,189
What's going on?

194
00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:42,656
End of the line.

195
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,192
Where am I?

196
00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,160
Stockton.

197
00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,362
Stockton?

198
00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:51,399
Where the hell is Stockton?

199
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,410
Thank you so much
for picking me up.

200
00:09:02,443 --> 00:09:04,345
I know it was
a long drive.

201
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:07,681
Yeah, two hours.

202
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:11,319
Gonna be two hours
back, too, so...

203
00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:14,455
that's a total
of four hours.

204
00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,957
I am so sorry.

205
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,826
Cheesy peanut butter cracker?

206
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,694
Uh, sure.

207
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,530
Vending machine dinner?

208
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,466
I wish. I found 'em
on an empty seat.

209
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,303
Open or closed?

210
00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,739
Closed. I'm not an animal.

211
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,845
It's probably
not my place,

212
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,647
and I don't mean to
offend you, but...

213
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,382
I've been thinking,
how 'bout I loan you

214
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,384
some money for a
down payment on a car?

215
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,320
Great. Is there a dealership
open right now?

216
00:09:46,354 --> 00:09:49,823
Whoa. I had a whole thing
prepared to talk you into it.

217
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,859
Well, waking up in Stockton

218
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,894
smacked the pride
right out of me.

219
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,498
But we have to
keep it on the DL,

220
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,633
because Patrick offered me
a loan, and I said no.

221
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,934
Yeah, let's keep it away
from your mom, too.

222
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,570
She shot me down
when I brought this up

223
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,704
a couple of weeks ago.

224
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,839
What? Why'd she shut you down?

225
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,841
She said it was a bad idea
to loan money

226
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:08,909
to anyone in your family.

227
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,010
Oh, she's right.

228
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,579
What you're doing is stupid,

229
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,614
and two grand
should get it done.

230
00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:20,754
The kick is up...
oh, and it's good!

231
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,556
(imitating crowd cheering)

232
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,394
Hey, Baxter?

233
00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:29,363
Oh, God, what did I do?

234
00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:31,865
Nothing.
I want to buy a car.

235
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,602
Can you just tell me why you're
mad and skip the mind games?

236
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:38,272
I'm not here as your ex.
I really do want to buy a car.

237
00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,541
You know, they cost money.

238
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,710
And I have some.

239
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,945
Well, then, come right in!

240
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,947
Can I get you
a complimentary cappuccino?

241
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,849
Hot chocolate? Chicken soup?

242
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,919
They all come out of the same
machine; it's a miracle.

243
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,756
Just the car, thanks.

244
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:59,227
I want a new one
with buttons and seat heaters

245
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,761
and a working turn signal.

246
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,797
But it still has to be
really cheap, so I need a deal.

247
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,166
Where'd you get the money?

248
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,635
Oh, God.

249
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,769
Christy, are you gambling again?

250
00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:14,808
And if so, who do you like
tonight, Sharks or Calgary?

251
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,811
I'm not gambling,
and only idiots bet on hockey.

252
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,282
Well, WNBA season
doesn't start for a while.

253
00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:26,254
Oh. I know
what's happening here.

254
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:29,357
Your new little boyfriend
is underwriting this dream.

255
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,891
Hey, that's offensive.

256
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,327
I got the money
from my mom's boyfriend.

257
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,132
My new guy offered,
and I said no.

258
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,634
That is nothing to be proud of.

259
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,636
Be like me.

260
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:45,673
Find someone rich that
you don't hate, and kick back.

261
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,342
You're still cute enough
to nab a sugar daddy.

262
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:50,744
I should have gone to Nissan.

263
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:54,415
Yeah, those are great cars.

264
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,686
Face it, you and me,
we're arm candy.

265
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,688
Got to use it
before you lose it.

266
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,424
So you're saying I should
drain everything I can

267
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,926
out of my boyfriend
before I become an old hag?

268
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,729
Ticktock.

269
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,336
I always heard about
this new-car smell.

270
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,138
(chuckles)
I never knew
it was real.

271
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,140
Can you smell it?
I can.

272
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,376
And?
Uh, definite upgrade.

273
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,712
Yeah, I just couldn't get
that wet-dog smell

274
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,147
out of my old car.

275
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,381
Oh, yeah, you had a dog?

276
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,783
Nope. Therein lies the mystery.

277
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,553
Ooh, ooh, check this out.
(horn honks)

278
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,223
(laughs) I don't have to
roll down the window

279
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,790
and yell "honk
honk" anymore.

280
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,758
(chuckles)
That's great, babe.

281
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,227
Where'd you get the money?

282
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,529
My ex-husband sells cars,

283
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,697
and he also loaned me
the down payment.

284
00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:45,666
Ooh, check this out.
Satellite radio.

285
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,701
Do you want to hear the
Canadian comedy channel?

286
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:51,139
H-Hold on. So, uh, you wouldn't
take money from me,

287
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,474
but you took it
from your ex-husband?

288
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,676
Yeah, because
that relationship's

289
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,578
already burned down.

290
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,482
Has it? I mean, what's this guy
doing loaning you money?

291
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:04,252
He's just a good guy.
Well, I'm a good guy,

292
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:07,888
but I don't write my ex
any checks I don't have to.

293
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,491
So, does he want to
get back together with you?

294
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,493
Oh, God, no.

295
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,563
Trust me, we tried a couple
times; it did not work out.

296
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:17,731
A couple of times?
Not recently.

297
00:13:17,765 --> 00:13:18,799
Ah. Well, when?

298
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,269
Not since he
got engaged.

299
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:24,405
Wait, not since
he got married.

300
00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:27,808
You know, this story's
not getting better.

301
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,244
Okay, look,

302
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:31,745
I promised I wouldn't
say anything,

303
00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:33,914
but I got the money
from your brother.

304
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,749
What?

305
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:38,786
Let's not make it a thing, okay?

306
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,490
Yeah. (scoffs)
Of course not.

307
00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:46,860
(TV playing quietly)

308
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:50,331
Where do you get off
loaning my girlfriend money?

309
00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:51,799
You did what?!

310
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,802
I thought it wasn't a thing!
Nice job keeping a secret!

311
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,937
I had to tell him; he thought
I was sleeping with my ex.

312
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,506
You're sleeping
with Baxter again?

313
00:13:58,539 --> 00:13:59,873
No!

314
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,943
No!

315
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,945
All right, we're
cleaning this up.

316
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,947
How much did you loan her?
'Cause I'm giving it back

317
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,882
to you right now
with interest.

318
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,519
No, do not take his money.
Oh, I'm not taking his money.

319
00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:12,586
Well, somebody's
taking my money.

320
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,822
We could use a new fridge.

321
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:18,726
Consider it done.
Blank check, there you go.

322
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,395
You lend my
girlfriend money,

323
00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:22,863
I lend your
girlfriend money.

324
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,198
How's that feel?

325
00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:27,468
Great. Finally
my beer will be cold.

326
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,471
Patrick, you cannot
give money to my mom.

327
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,406
Especially a blank check.

328
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,409
She'll have a black wig
and new fingerprints by sundown.

329
00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:38,879
Look, your woman had a problem,
I solved it.

330
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,248
Don't get all threatened.

331
00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:41,882
His woman?
Screw you.

332
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,284
Screw you!

333
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,219
Screw both of you!

334
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:48,222
Excuse... excuse me. I think
I need to sit down for a minute.

335
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:49,957
You okay?
Yeah, it's just
everybody's fighting,

336
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,592
and nobody's mad at me.

337
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,262
I-I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.

338
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,735
Hey, Baxter.

339
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,371
Hey.

340
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,738
Sorry to interrupt your lunch.

341
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,274
Don't be.

342
00:15:06,307 --> 00:15:07,875
Candace made me
a kale and salmon wrap.

343
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,110
She fooled me 'cause
it looked like a burrito.

344
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:14,582
Thanks for taking the car back.

345
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,584
I only put ten miles on it,

346
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,787
but they were the happiest
ten miles of my life.

347
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:24,825
Ugh. Good-bye,
sweet silver sedan.

348
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,194
Take it.

349
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,729
Rip the Band-Aid off.

350
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,399
Christy, I'm not
taking the car back.

351
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,401
Unbelievable.

352
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,835
You promised.

353
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,772
You are the most selfish,

354
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,474
unreliable person
I've ever met,

355
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,742
and that includes my mother.

356
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,511
And why the hell
are you smiling?!

357
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:46,414
'Cause you're gonna feel
so terrible in a second.

358
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,815
What does that mean?

359
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,855
I'm buying you the car.

360
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,790
What?

361
00:15:56,824 --> 00:16:00,228
Look, we always focus on
the bad stuff you did to me,

362
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:02,696
but I did a lot
of bad things to you.

363
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,367
I would disappear
for days on end,

364
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,370
I smoked your weed,
I slept with your friends.

365
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,505
Friends?
I thought it was one.

366
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,875
One friend six times,
six friends one time.

367
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:18,612
The point is...

368
00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,914
over the years,
I've watched you

369
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,251
make up for all the bad stuff
you did wrong,

370
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,753
and I found it
really inspiring.

371
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:31,592
So, this is me making
an amendment to you.

372
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,527
It's actually called
an "amends."

373
00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:36,864
Dude, I'm giving you a free car.
Get off my ass.

374
00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:39,367
You're right. I'm sorry.

375
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,369
But isn't Candace
going to be upset

376
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,970
about you spending money on me?

377
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,772
Eh, she'll never know.

378
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:47,007
I had a secret
start-a-new-life fund,

379
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,843
but then I realized,
who am I kidding?

380
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:53,581
Money's turned me
into a house cat.

381
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:56,284
Thank you, Baxter.
Oh...

382
00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:58,286
Oh.

383
00:16:58,319 --> 00:16:59,487
Wait.

384
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,021
You're not doing this

385
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,990
so you can sleep
with me, are you?

386
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,694
Christy, I'm married.

387
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:09,830
So only if you insist.

388
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,931
I'm good.

389
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,966
Cool, cool.

390
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,143
You know, Baxter was
kind of a dick to me, too.

391
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,913
You think I can get a car?

392
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,848
Maybe you can get
an oil change,

393
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:32,185
like the one I'm getting
in, uh, 2,981 miles.

394
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,687
(chuckles)

395
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,255
Whoa, whoa.
A granola bar?

396
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,691
Why don't you just saw
a piece of wood in here?

397
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:42,730
So I guess it's a no
on this incredibly ripe peach?

398
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:47,635
How are you gonna tell
Patrick about the car?
Mm.

399
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,170
I ran him by the dealership
to meet Baxter,

400
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,106
who was hiding from his boss
in a large tire.

401
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,675
Patrick's no longer threatened.

402
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,576
Well played.
(chuckles)

403
00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:59,246
Son of a bitch!

404
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,181
Can I eat my peach now?