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Okay, what spaghetti sauce
do you want?
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Well, I don't
remember the name.
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It's the one with that
actor's face on it.
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Paul Newman?
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No. The one where the proceeds
go to charity.
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Oh. Paul Newman.
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No, it's the one who does
all those movies
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with Robert Redford.
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That's Paul Newman.
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You're not listening to me.
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I think you mean Paul Newman.
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Adam says it's Paul Newman.
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Sure. Let's try that.
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Oh, don't forget popcorn.
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I like the kind with the guy
with that bowtie.
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Orville Redenbacher?
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No. It's a funny name.
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Call me back when Adam tells you
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it's Orville Redenbacher.
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No! Don't serve her!
I was next.
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I mean, why the hell
do you have numbers
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if you're just gonna
ignore them?!
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I have 24.
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I have 24!
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Ma'am, please, calm down.Don't tell me to calm down.
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Just get me my thinly sliced
low-sodium ham
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or I am coming
over that counter.
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Back off, 25.
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♪♪
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"I have 24! I have 24!"
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Guys, you had to see it.
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She was flipping out over ham.
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Why didn't you record it
and put it on YouTube?
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I think they even have an
"Old People Losing It" channel.
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But it wasn't funny.
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Put some circus music behind it,
it'll be funny.
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"Old Man Sends Back Soup"
doesn't sound funny, either,
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but hit it was a little...
[imitates circus music]
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There goes your afternoon.
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It's weird to see your sponsor
melting down like that.
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I mean, she's the one
I call when I melt down.
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You can always talk to me.
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I'm usually melting
down because of you.
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Well, I think Marjorie is
perfect 'cause here she is.
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Hey, Marjorie!
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Hello, ladies.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Nice track suit.Glad you're here.
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We weren't talking
about anything.
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CHRISTY: So...
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anything new with you?
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Actually, I was
at the grocery store earlier
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and I did something terrible.
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[sighs]
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I bought cookies
for the meeting.
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[blows raspberries] I just
didn't have time today to bake.
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I hope you don't
think less of me.
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You're right, Christy.
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She's an unhinged lunatic.
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[laughs]
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Laugh all you want.
You weren't there.
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No, this.
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Check out grandpa.[circus music playing]
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A pigeon steals his sandwich.
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[laughter]
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What's everyone doing Saturday?
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We're free.
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Don't commit so fast.
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That's how we ended up
playing Scattergories
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with her weird nurse friends.
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That was fun.
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I got my
blood pressure checked
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and I learned the word,
"penumbra."
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I got a Groupon for us all
to get foot massages.
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My treat.
It's free? We're free.
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What's a Groupon?
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Oh, for God's sake, Jill.
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Rhymes with "coupon,"
has "group" in it.
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Use your brain.
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Sorry.
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Marjorie, is everything okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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Because you just cast quite
a penumbra over this gathering.
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You do seem a little cranky.
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Cranky?
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What does that mean?
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Cantankerous,
irascible, truculent.
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See, Jill?
I know words, too.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Okay. I was
at the grocery store today
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and I kind of
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saw you kind of yelling
at the deli guy.
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Kind of.
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I wasn't yelling.
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I was setting a boundary.
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Sure, sure, sure. Sure.
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It just that your boundary
made the deli guy kind of cry.
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Well, he skipped over me.
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I was merely reminding him
I was there.
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Oh, the people at the Yarn Barn
next door knew you were there.
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[singsongy]: This is
getting uncomfortable.
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[singsongy]:
I know. I love it.
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I appreciate your concern,
Christy,
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but it's really no big deal.
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Okay.
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Well, that was a dry hump.
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Oh, Christy, I went back
to that shoe store
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and that cute sales guy
that gave you his number
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said you didn't call.
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Why didn't you call?
You should call.
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Patrick and I just broke up.
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It's way too early
to start seeing someone.
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Patrick doesn't think so.
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What?
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Adam said he's dating
someone else.
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Why would you tell me that?
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Because I don't keep secrets
from you.
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You didn't tell me
who my dad was till I was 36.
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That's when
I learned my lesson.
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I don't believe this.
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Where did he meet her?
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No. No, no. Don't tell me.
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Where did he meet her?
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At a yoga class.
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I said don't tell me.
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To be fair, you were
a little flippy-floppy.
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I truly didn't think
it would bother you.
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Of course not because you don't
have normal human emotions.
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Hey, stop yelling
at your mother.
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Me? Yelling?
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You at the deli,
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that was yelling.
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I am not yelling.
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[quietly]:
It's getting good again.
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You totally did!
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CHRISTY:
I did not! You're insane.
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Uh-oh. Peaceful time is over.
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Put yourself in my shoes.
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Hi, Adam.
How would you like it?
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Hey, we've been
through this already.
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Hey, honey. I was just trying
to be honest with you.
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Oh, please.This is the part
where we try to figure out
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what they're fighting about.You were not trying
to be honest.
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You love stirring the pot.
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I told you one, tiny thing.
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"Tiny"? You call that tiny?
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Why don't you just tell me
if they're having sex?
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Well, I've got it.
Have you figured it out yet?
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Do you really want to know
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or is this just another
one of your traps?
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I can't believe you
told her about Patrick.
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I didn't tell
her everything.
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There's more?
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No.
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I'm taking Gus for a walk.
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I already took him.
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Hey, man, I'm not actually
taking him for a walk.
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I just want to
get out of here.
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All right. Spit it out.
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What's she not telling me?
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I'm not stupid.
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Damn it.
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Everyone's
pissing me off today.
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You, Patrick,
my mom, Marjorie.
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Hey, hey, don't say anything
bad about Marjorie.
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That woman's a genius.
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You barely know her.
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I know that she makes
your mother apologize
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every time we fight.
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I don't know
how she does it.
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It's like watching
David Copperfield.
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How could Patrick ask me
to move in with him one minute
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and then run off
with this yoga chick the next?
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They're not running off.
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It's one week of
surfing in Costa Rica.
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What?
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Oh, that's the part she
didn't tell you about, huh?
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He was gonna take me
surfing in Costa Rica.
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I even pretended to want to.
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You know who can make you
feel better about this?
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Marjorie.
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You should call her.
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There you go.
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I'm not calling Marjorie.
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I am calling this
super cute shoe salesman
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who is taller than Patrick,
so you should tell him
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'cause I am really,
really into...
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does that say Jake or Jack?
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Oh, my God,
this feels so good.
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I still don't know what the heck
a Groupon is,
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but I am loving this.
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Wendy, this is wonderful.
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I made a wonderful thing happen.
Yippee!
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And just like that,
you ruined it.
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Foot massage and a date
all in one weekend.
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That's right. I have a date.
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Big date.
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This weekend.
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You have a date?
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Why, yes, I do.
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I thought you said
it was too soon.
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Hey, if Patrick can go
to Costa Rica,
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I can go out with a manager
of a Lady Foot Locker.
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So you're using this fella?
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How am I using him?
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Well, you weren't
interested in him
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until you found out
Patrick was dating.
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I'm allowed to change my mind.
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I think you're making a mistake.
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Well, I don't.
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I'd like more pressure
on my heels
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and more shut up from you two.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Okay.
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Don't say, "okay," when
it's clearly not "okay."
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Just say what you think.
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What does it matter
what I think?
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You're just gonna do
what you want to do, anyway.
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Excuse me?
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I'm so tired
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of having you ask my opinion.
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I give it. You ignore it.
You make a mess.
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Then you ask my opinion
about the mess,
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I give it, you ignore it
and you make another mess.
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What's the point?
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I always do what you say.
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But lately,
you don't do what you say.
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Careful. Slippery feet.
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Where are you going?
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I'm leaving.
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JILL: Marjorie.
Don't go.
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Marjorie, wait.
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Careful. Slippery feet.
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Slow down!
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Leave me alone.
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I could watch this all day.
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Should I follow them?
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Please do.
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It's the only thing that
would make this better.
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Aah!
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I can't believe you just
stormed out of there.
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I have a two-hour break
while Victor has a caregiver
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and this isn't how I want
to spend my time.
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And you think this
is what I want?
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I have no idea what you want.
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I want to call you and tell you
I got into a fight with somebody
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but I can't because
you're that somebody.
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I'm not gonna talk
to you right now.
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You're my sponsor.
You have to talk to me.
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00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:03,155
I don't have to do anything.
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00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:04,853
I don't know what's going on
with you,
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00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,855
but this isn't working for me.
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00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:10,554
If we can't talk,
you can't be my sponsor.
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00:10:10,598 --> 00:10:12,034
Then I can't be your sponsor.
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00:10:14,427 --> 00:10:17,648
Fine.
Fine.
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00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:26,135
...and apparently, she's
a 25-year-old fitness model
258
00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:27,528
who's got huge...
259
00:10:27,571 --> 00:10:28,985
Oh, hi, honey.
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00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:38,094
First you and Patrick break up,
then you and Marjorie.
261
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,618
Are you starting to think
maybe it's you?
262
00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:42,881
Could you just help me
pick a new sponsor?
263
00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:45,145
Absolutely.
This room is chock-full
264
00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:47,495
of strong, sober women,
and Wendy.
265
00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:50,933
What about Catherine?
266
00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:52,282
Are you crazy?
267
00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:54,066
You don't want
a knitter.
268
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,459
You call her with your problems,
all you're gonna hear
269
00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:57,244
is "clickety, click,
click, click."
270
00:10:57,287 --> 00:10:59,724
And then, she's gonna make you
one of those butterfly sweaters,
271
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:01,117
and you'll have to wear it.
272
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,814
Look at poor Denise.
273
00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:07,079
Hi, Jill.
Hi.
274
00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:08,777
Christy.
275
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,648
Marjorie.
276
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,131
Chilly.
277
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,786
And not the delicious kind
that comes in a bowl.
278
00:11:17,829 --> 00:11:19,788
See? That's why I
need a new sponsor.
279
00:11:19,831 --> 00:11:21,572
To talk about things like that.
280
00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:23,792
And I know exactly
what I'm looking for.
281
00:11:23,835 --> 00:11:27,796
Somebody who's sweet and gentle,
like a drunk Mother Goose.
282
00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:30,277
Bonnie, I saw what you did.
283
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,496
You knock over a cup of coffee,
you clean up a cup of coffee.
284
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,150
You don't understand,
I didn't spill that...
285
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,673
Don't care. Mop's in the closet.
286
00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:37,719
Okay, fine.
287
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,765
Screw Mother Goose.
288
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:42,202
I want her.
289
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,988
Thanks for having coffee
with me.
290
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,555
I've always liked your shares.
291
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,166
I bet you help a lot of people.
292
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,168
Probably, too many.
293
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,344
So why would you have
time for me?
294
00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,433
I'm sorry I bothered you,
I should go.
295
00:11:56,477 --> 00:12:00,220
Wow, you're gonna
be a lot of work.
296
00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:02,961
Does that mean
you'll sponsor me?
297
00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:04,746
Before I answer,
I have one question.
298
00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:06,791
Are they gonna do that
every time we meet?
299
00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:08,506
Now that's what chicken salad is.
Can you believe how much ice
300
00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:10,317
they gave me?
My sweater's brown.
301
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,996
I'll talk to them.
302
00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:13,668
Okay, good. Now, I'm gonna need
you to go to at least
303
00:12:13,711 --> 00:12:14,843
five meetings a week.
304
00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:17,436
Wow. Okay, five it is.
305
00:12:17,441 --> 00:12:19,221
And you need
to call me every day.
306
00:12:19,226 --> 00:12:20,575
Sounds good.
307
00:12:20,618 --> 00:12:22,446
Can I call you constantly?
308
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,753
Sure, but not after 8:00,
because that's my family time.
309
00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:26,276
Mine, too.
310
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,452
That's when I'm gonna
need you most.
311
00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,889
You call me after 8:00
and it's not an emergency,
312
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:33,544
you're coming over to watch
Puppy Dog Pals with my kids.
313
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,416
Got it.
314
00:12:37,331 --> 00:12:38,549
Wow.
315
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:39,768
You've got a lot of rules.
316
00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:41,248
Oh, we're just getting started.
317
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,902
I'm here to sponsor you,
not be your friend.
318
00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:46,078
You seem to have
plenty of those.
319
00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:50,866
So I have a sponsor?
320
00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:52,259
Yes.
321
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,565
Thank you.
322
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,872
Do you want to split
a cheesecake to celebrate?
323
00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:58,700
I don't split things,
I don't think cheese
324
00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:00,397
should be in cake
and I don't like to celebrate.
325
00:13:02,094 --> 00:13:04,271
I'm kidding,
except about the cheesecake.
326
00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:05,794
That's a weird texture.
327
00:13:07,143 --> 00:13:09,145
So, how long have
you been in AA?
328
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,278
26 years.
329
00:13:11,321 --> 00:13:13,149
Whoa.
330
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,585
Did you get sober
in kindergarten?
331
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,065
High school.
332
00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:17,806
I died of a heroin overdose.
333
00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:20,983
For less than a minute, but
it certainly got my attention.
334
00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:23,246
That happened to my mom twice.
335
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:27,468
Her fix was to steal
a defibrillator.
336
00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:32,647
So, uh, school, work, what else?
337
00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,126
Are you in a relationship?
338
00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,476
No.
339
00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,391
I-I have a date tonight,
340
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,915
but I'm thinking
about canceling it.
Why?
341
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,265
Because I only said yes
after I found out
342
00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:44,311
my previous boyfriend is dating.
343
00:13:45,386 --> 00:13:47,388
Do you think
I'm using the new guy?
344
00:13:47,431 --> 00:13:50,695
How about you just go out
with him and see what happens?
345
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,088
Really?
346
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,526
My philosophy is,
"Just show up."
347
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,573
Mine is, "Worry about stuff
348
00:13:58,616 --> 00:14:01,097
till my hair comes out
in the shower."
349
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,404
How's that working out for you?
350
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:08,322
I'm not wearing my hair
in a ponytail 'cause I love it.
351
00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:09,497
[laughs]
352
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,413
Hey. On the count of three,
353
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:14,110
let's laugh real hard
so they think we're having
354
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,416
a better time than they are.
355
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:17,983
One, two, three.
356
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:19,159
[laughs]
357
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,816
Y'all made me look
like an idiot.
358
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:29,604
[knocking on door]
359
00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:32,694
You weren't at the meeting,
you weren't at the bistro,
360
00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:34,043
you didn't answer your phone.
361
00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:35,610
I just wanted to make sure
your cats
362
00:14:35,653 --> 00:14:37,481
weren't feasting
on your carcass.
363
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:39,918
Good to see you, too.
364
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:44,184
I thought about bringing you
something to eat,
365
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:46,969
but I'm already way out
of my comfort zone
366
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,797
just checking on you.
367
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,233
Oh.
368
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,757
Victor and I already ate,
but thanks.
369
00:14:52,762 --> 00:14:54,455
You want some tea?
370
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:56,544
As long as I don't have
to lick it out of a saucer.
371
00:14:57,893 --> 00:15:01,331
So, how was the meeting?
372
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,854
Meh. You weren't there.
373
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:04,639
I missed you.
374
00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:06,579
What's happening to me?
375
00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:08,499
How's Christy doing?
376
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:10,284
Fine, she's getting
ready for a date.
377
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,938
Something her new
sponsor encouraged.
378
00:15:12,982 --> 00:15:14,549
Oh.
379
00:15:14,592 --> 00:15:16,377
So she found someone already?
380
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,466
Does that upset you?
381
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:21,164
You gonna go all
"Marjorie wants ham" on me?
382
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,645
I'm happy for her.
383
00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:26,691
Just a little surprised
it happened so quickly.
384
00:15:26,735 --> 00:15:28,171
Eh, it's not that complicated.
385
00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:29,955
Most meetings you can't
swing a dead cat
386
00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,609
without hitting
a wise old drunk.
387
00:15:31,653 --> 00:15:35,352
No offense, fellas.
388
00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:39,139
You know, if it were that easy,
I'd have found someone by now.
389
00:15:39,182 --> 00:15:41,793
You still haven't found
a new sponsor?
390
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:45,841
Uh, Bonnie, I had the same
person for 36 years,
391
00:15:45,884 --> 00:15:48,583
and then she drank, so shoot me
392
00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:51,890
if it's taken a couple of months
to find someone to open up to.
393
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:53,501
That happened over a year ago.
394
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:55,590
You haven't had
a sponsor since then?
395
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,287
I've been sober a long time.
396
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,897
It's different for me.
397
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,291
Someone once said
the most dangerous words
398
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,206
for an alcoholic
were "I'm different."
399
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,642
Oh, wait, it was you.
400
00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:08,603
Don't try to use
my stuff against me.
401
00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:10,170
But you have a lot going on.
402
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,172
Your husband
had a stroke.
403
00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:14,130
You're taking care of him,
and sponsoring half of Napa.
404
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,896
You need someone.
405
00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:19,470
You know what? I'm handling
things just fine on my own.
406
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:23,344
Really? 'Cause there's a deli
guy and a perky wannabe lawyer
407
00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:25,172
that would disagree with that.
408
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,045
I am worried about you.
409
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:32,614
Seriously,
what is happening to me?
410
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:37,053
He was very sweet.
Hmm.
411
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,535
He took me out to dinner, asked
me all kinds of questions
412
00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:43,364
about myself
and listened to the answers.
413
00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:44,408
[sighs]
414
00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:46,715
I was bored out of my mind.
415
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,717
So when are you
seeing him again?
416
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,935
I'm not.
417
00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:51,111
Yes, you are.
418
00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:52,547
No. There were no sparks.
419
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:53,722
That's a good thing.
420
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:55,419
What an alcoholic sees as sparks
421
00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:57,595
is usually the beginning
of a dumpster fire.
422
00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:01,121
What we find boring can
just be healthy, and normal.
423
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:04,124
I used to only be attracted
to men that were married,
424
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,734
broken and mean.
425
00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:07,127
Mmm.
426
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,302
That sounds hot.
427
00:17:08,345 --> 00:17:09,912
[laughs softly]
428
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:12,567
But then, my sponsor made me
go on a second date
429
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,482
with a nice guy
I had no interest in.
430
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:18,442
Long story short, we've been
happily married for 18 years.
431
00:17:18,486 --> 00:17:20,270
If I had only done
what I wanted to do,
432
00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:22,577
I'd still be supporting
drummers who borrow my car
433
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,231
and never come back.
434
00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,711
Do you still have
their phone numbers?
435
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,104
[both laugh softly]
436
00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:30,150
They're doing it again.
437
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:33,501
[laughs]
438
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,067
Damn it, you guys.
439
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,159
So who would like to share?
440
00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:42,858
[sighs]
Hi.
441
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,686
Marjorie, alcoholic.
442
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,470
ALL:
Hi, Marjorie.
443
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:48,472
I haven't wanted to share lately
444
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:50,474
because I've been struggling,
445
00:17:50,518 --> 00:17:53,129
and when you've been
sober a long time,
446
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,175
that can be hard to admit.
447
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:58,047
But here's
the thing:
448
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,789
getting older sucks.
449
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:01,964
You know?
450
00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:03,444
People treat me differently.
451
00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:05,272
They don't engage me
in conversation,
452
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:08,100
they assume there's nothing
interesting about me.
453
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:10,451
And I just want
to scream at them,
454
00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:15,847
"I robbed a bank, I took a bath
with Jimi Hendrix, I've lived!"
455
00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:21,536
But all they see is a...
is an old woman.
456
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:25,627
If they see me at all.
457
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,283
The other day,
in the grocery store,
458
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:32,373
the fella behind
the deli counter
459
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,679
looked right through me
and went on to the next person,
460
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:37,943
and I completely lost it.
461
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:43,166
It would have been a good time
to call my sponsor,
462
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,560
but I don't have one.
463
00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:47,649
Yeah.
464
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:49,216
I know.
465
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:52,088
Hard to believe, but even
an old-timer like me
466
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,962
can forget that you can't
do this program by yourself.
467
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:05,580
And I'm grateful that I have
good friends in here
468
00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:07,147
who reminded me.
469
00:19:10,628 --> 00:19:12,630
Thank you.
470
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,417
Look at that.
471
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,462
I fixed Marjorie.
472
00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:29,212
Hey.
473
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,300
Hey.
474
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:32,476
My mom went to park.
475
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,479
Jill and Wendy are parking, too.
476
00:19:35,523 --> 00:19:37,655
I think we're being set up.
477
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:40,180
I think you're right.
478
00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:41,877
Christy, I'm sorry.
479
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:45,889
I've been a gigantic pain
in the ass.
480
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,549
I live with Bonnie Plunkett.
481
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:52,827
My ass has seen worse.
482
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,991
I loved your share.
483
00:19:56,035 --> 00:19:57,862
[sighs]
484
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,561
I haven't shared like that
in a long time.
485
00:20:00,604 --> 00:20:04,217
It's good to see that
even you struggle sometimes.
486
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:08,786
You'll be happy to know
I have a new sponsor.
487
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,179
I asked Catherine.
488
00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:12,181
The knitter?
Mm-hmm.
489
00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:14,357
She might make you
a butterfly sweater.
490
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,403
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
491
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,537
So we're good?
492
00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:22,322
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
493
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,716
But I am gonna stick with Nora.
494
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,414
I hope that's okay.
495
00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:30,112
Of course it is, sweetie.
496
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:33,115
You've come a long way
since we met.
497
00:20:33,159 --> 00:20:35,944
Maybe you just need something
a little different now.
498
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,557
I never could've
gotten sober without you.
499
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:41,863
Thank you for everything.
500
00:20:50,611 --> 00:20:54,963
No matter how old my mom gets,
she's never gonna be invisible.
501
00:20:55,007 --> 00:20:57,052
[laughs]