1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,210 You ready to do our affirmations? 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:04,500 Do we have to? 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,790 It's stupid. 4 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,390 Uh-oh, sounds like someone needs 5 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,780 a little gratitude in their attitude. 6 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,400 Joy floods my thoughts and my life. 7 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:22,180 Joy floods my thoughts and my life. 8 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:26,590 My efforts are being supported by the universe. 9 00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:30,570 My efforts are being supported by the universe. 10 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,430 Oh, no, no, no, n-n-no. 11 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:35,580 No, don't break on me, I'm begging you. 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,700 Oh, come on, keep going, 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,450 you piece of crap! 14 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:48,240 I respond peacefully in all situations. 15 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,570 I respond peacefully in all situations. 28 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,450 So, uh, 29 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:19,290 I bet you're wondering why I asked you to come over. 30 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:21,450 I know what I'm hoping for. 31 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,980 I'm not gonna sleep with you. 32 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,710 I just need some help. 33 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,150 Don't worry, I'm not asking 34 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:31,560 for the child support you owe me. 35 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,590 Awesome. 36 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:36,730 But I really need you to pay me back 37 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,620 the money I lent you to buy the van. 38 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,760 Oh, okay. 39 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,480 Well, your timing is good 'cause I'll have that money very soon. 40 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,280 So never. 41 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,590 I am, as we speak, 42 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:52,540 in phase two of a surefire business deal. 43 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,210 Was phase one smoking pot and watching TV? 44 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,290 You know me so well. 45 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:01,740 Check this out. 46 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:05,180 A couple weekends ago, I was stoned, watching golf on TV, 47 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:07,480 and I noticed something very interesting. 48 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,550 Every other commercial is for boner pills. 49 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,380 It's like they know old white guys are watching. 50 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,170 Why were you watching golf? 51 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:21,100 The announcers whisper; I find it very soothing. 52 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:23,150 Anyway, 53 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:26,040 I took the $3,000 I had buried in your backyard... 54 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,460 There was three grand buried in the backyard?! 55 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,450 Not the important part of the story. 56 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:34,960 Follow me here. 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,710 I wired all the money to a Tijuana pharmacy 58 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:40,320 and bought 10,000 knock-off Viagras. 59 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,700 I'm driving down there in the morning, 60 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,250 and on the way back up I'm gonna stop 61 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,980 at every golf course I can find 62 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:48,040 and bone up old white guys at ten dollars a pop. 63 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,780 Ka-ching. 64 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,120 Quick question. 65 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,880 You don't make a habit of burying money 66 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,160 in my backyard, do you? 67 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,240 I'm not really sure that's any of your business. 68 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,640 Mom, what are you doing? 69 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,220 Just trying to get our car fixed, honey. 70 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,680 Go back to bed. 71 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,060 Thanks for taking me to the meeting. 72 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,180 Of course. 73 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,440 Just remember, if I meet a cute guy... 74 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,850 I know, I know, I have to find my own way home. 75 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,050 Recovering from the fatal disease of alcoholism 76 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:37,040 doesn't mean I can't get some strange every once in a while. 77 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,740 You should sew that on a pillow. 78 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,750 Listen, I have to ask you a question. 79 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,520 Ask away unless it's about your father. 80 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,870 No, it's not. 81 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:51,360 I'd know him if I saw him. 82 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,730 Sure. 83 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:56,500 So, what is it? 84 00:03:57,210 --> 00:04:00,040 Okay, well, I hate to do this, 85 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,200 and I wouldn't if I wasn't really up against it, 86 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,900 but is there any way 87 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,460 you could lend me a few grand 88 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,960 until the end of the month? 89 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,520 Oh, boy. 90 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:11,420 It's always so awkward when relatives ask for money. 91 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:13,910 Relative? 92 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,810 I'm not some second cousin who tracked you down on Facebook. 93 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:18,110 I'm your daughter. 94 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:20,230 See, it's already uncomfortable. 95 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:23,040 Come on, you know I'm good for it. 96 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,390 - Do I? - Mom! 97 00:04:24,860 --> 00:04:27,170 I would help you if I could, but I'm strapped, too. 98 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,970 I'm going paycheck to paycheck. 99 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,190 Okay, thanks. 100 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:39,280 You know, I do have an idea that might buy you a little time. 101 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:41,170 Great, what is it? 102 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,040 Why don't I move in with you and the kids 103 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,660 and we'll share expenses? 104 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:51,670 Yeah, that is an idea. 105 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,410 We'd be roomies. 106 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,950 Yeah, roomies. 107 00:04:58,710 --> 00:04:59,900 So, what do you say? 108 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,840 Ooh, it's a tough one. 109 00:05:03,410 --> 00:05:06,540 I say no and I might be broke and homeless, 110 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,470 living on the street, scavenging for food like a dog. 111 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:12,590 I say yes and I'm living with you. 112 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:16,870 So? 113 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,090 I'm thinking. 114 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,810 Then I thought, "Well, that's crazy, you don't drink anymore." 115 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,440 But I looked up, I was already in the beverage aisle. 116 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,590 Since I had come all the way across the store, 117 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,540 Looks like she's having a tough time. 118 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:36,450 She's got Louboutin shoes and a Prada handbag. 119 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:37,880 She's doing fine. 120 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:42,620 Do you want a tissue? 121 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,290 Thank you. 122 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,770 Be right back. 123 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,540 - Wait. - What? 124 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,390 Hi. 125 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,130 Um, Christy. 126 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,560 Okay. 127 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,160 Ooh, love the purse. 128 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:12,580 Thanks. 129 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,030 - Wait. - What? 130 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,310 A-Are those Louboutins? 131 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,780 - Yeah. - Eh, gorgeous. 132 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:23,690 I had a pair once, but I had to ditch 'em, 133 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:25,360 running away from a car fire. 134 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,360 What a night. 135 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,260 Boy, you drunks are a chatty bunch. 136 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:33,620 Yeah, well, that's what we do here-- 137 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:35,120 share war stories. 138 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:38,110 Sounds great, but I don't belong here. 139 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,610 I'm not an alcoholic. 140 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:41,230 That's funny. 141 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,810 That's exactly how I felt my first meeting. 142 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,720 No, you clearly belong here. 143 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,350 What's going on? 144 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,300 Oh, um, I just thought that we could invite... 145 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:53,220 Regina. 146 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:55,260 ...Regina out for a cup of coffee. 147 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:56,760 Oh, how nice. 148 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,810 Why would we do that? 149 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,640 We're supposed to help each other. 150 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,090 That's just a suggestion, it's not a rule. 151 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,740 Um, Regina, this is my mom Bonnie. 152 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:09,700 Hi. 153 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,550 Why do you want to buy me coffee? 154 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:13,850 See, it's not just me. 155 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,470 I just thought you might need somebody to talk to. 156 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,410 Yeah, well, I don't. 157 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:22,340 Got it. 158 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,020 I'm sorry to have bothered you. 159 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,740 Love, love, love the shoes. 160 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,810 Hang on. 161 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,960 I guess there's no harm in a cup of coffee. 162 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,260 Aw, damn it. 163 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,910 You'll have to forgive my mother, 164 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,150 and if you do, please tell me how. 165 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:49,040 So there I am, drunk off my ass, 166 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,310 driving down the 5 freeway on a stolen lawn mower 167 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,360 in the car pool lane 168 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,450 topless. 169 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,300 Oh, good times. 170 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,990 I got one for you. 171 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,220 I walked into the kitchen one morning 172 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,050 to make my family some breakfast, and I realized, 173 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,690 "This isn't my house, that isn't my family. 174 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,280 And what the hell am I doing in Vancouver?" 175 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,760 But the reason I stopped drinking is 176 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,870 because I came to the horrifying realization 177 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:20,550 that I was turning into my mother. 178 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,010 Hey. 179 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,760 - Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? - Yes. 180 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,840 Well, you ruined my life, so we're even. 181 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,830 So, Regina, tell us about you. 182 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,730 Oh, I don't have any stories like that. 183 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,940 I had a great childhood, 184 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,280 great parents, 185 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,590 did well in school. 186 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,080 Hmm, no wonder you were having 187 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,140 a nervous breakdown at an AA meeting. 188 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,970 I don't like you. 189 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:50,800 I'm just going through a tough time right now. 190 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,480 My job is really stressful. 191 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,110 I'm a money manager. 192 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,820 People trust me with millions of dollars. 193 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,410 And on top of that, I'm in the middle of a nasty divorce, 194 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:05,340 so yeah, maybe I like to take the edge off 195 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:08,740 at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine, 196 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:13,660 a few shots of tequila... and a fistful of muscle relaxers. 197 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,230 But so what? 198 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,220 Every morning at 6:00 A.M. 199 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,640 I pick myself up off that floor... 200 00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:24,580 steal some of my kid's Ritalin... 202 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,390 and start the day anew. 203 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:33,130 So, if you need to save somebody, 204 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,540 go save somebody who needs saving. 205 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,560 Because I don't have a problem. 206 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:40,830 You heard her, let's go. 207 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,580 This is ridiculous; I should go home. 208 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,330 Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea 209 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,480 for you to be alone tonight. 210 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,650 And this'll be fun-- like a slumber party 211 00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:00,320 but, you know, for broken people. 212 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,740 What about my car? 213 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,770 It'll be okay. 214 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,400 We'll, we'll get it in the morning. 215 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,790 All right, I guess I'll stay. 216 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:08,340 Good. 217 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,110 You two have a great time, I'll see you tomorrow. 218 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,920 Hey, where do you think you're going? 219 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,980 Home-- I sleep better in my own bed. 220 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,290 I know a dozen men who think otherwise. 221 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:18,920 Come on, you heard her. 222 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,290 She's not very fond of me. 223 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,380 That's what I like about her. 224 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:22,290 Now stay. 225 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,070 So, 226 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,310 where's the guest room? 227 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,020 Right this way. 228 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,290 Welcome. 229 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:31,960 All right. 230 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,550 Do I have my own bathroom? 231 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,560 I don't have my own bathroom. 232 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,440 It's over there. 233 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,500 - Hold on. - What? 234 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,750 Show me the bag. 235 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:42,670 I don't want to. 236 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,590 Give it to me. 237 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:44,480 Mom, what are you doing? 238 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,620 Helping. Give. 239 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,730 Thank you. 240 00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:58,180 I do a lot of entertaining. 241 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,110 Sometimes I entertain musicians. 242 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,230 Those are for injuries sustained while entertaining. 243 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,260 - Can I pee now?! - Maybe. 244 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,160 What do you got going on with your cleavage? 245 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,510 I'm a full-figured woman. 246 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:18,240 Yeah, and I want to motorboat you all night long. Now give. 247 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,000 Ah, cocaine. 248 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,060 I miss the '80s. 249 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,430 Oh, please. You were doing it three years ago. 250 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,750 - We good? - You're free to urinate. 251 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,170 Not like there's anything else I can do in there now. 252 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,880 What are we gonna do with all this stuff? 253 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,020 I don't know. 254 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,390 I guess just throw it away. 255 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,490 Really? 256 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:48,970 Shouldn't we save it for when I relapse? 257 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,210 Mom. 258 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,310 Oh, come on. We all know it's comin'. 259 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,510 What is a "Limp Bizkit"? 260 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:04,740 It's a band. 261 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,230 My ex-husband tried to get rich 262 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,840 selling counterfeit rock and roll T-shirts. 263 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,820 If you like it, I've got 6,000 more in the garage. 264 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,090 This'll do. 265 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,760 Well, um, you know where the bathroom is, 266 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,310 the kitchen's right there and if you need anything, 267 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,140 my mom and I are in that bedroom. 268 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,100 Thank you. 269 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,290 Good night. 270 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,230 Good night. 271 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,990 Regina, I know this is difficult for you, 272 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,600 but I just want you to know I think you're doing great. 273 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,820 Really? 'Cause I think I might snap 274 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,740 and kill you and your mother in your sleep. 275 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,960 Well, you haven't lost your sense of humor. 276 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,430 I don't have a sense of humor. 277 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,420 Okay. 278 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,550 Sleeping with one eye open. 279 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,750 Night-night. 280 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:58,920 Night-night. 281 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,740 That's my side. 282 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,860 I'm a guest. 283 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,710 I don't care. Move over. 284 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,550 How's the train wreck? 285 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,030 I don't know. 286 00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:19,530 - The point is, we're doing a good deed. - Yeah. 287 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:22,220 Assuming she doesn't melt down and try to kill us in our sleep. 288 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,320 Why would you say that? 289 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,360 I was kidding. 290 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,280 Okay. 291 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,320 Good night. 292 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,670 Good night. 293 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,630 You know, if we were roomies, 294 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,630 we could do this every night. 295 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,360 Of course, if I moved in, I'd want to... 296 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,560 zhush up the place a little. 297 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,140 What's wrong with it? 298 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,480 Eh, it lacks zhush. 299 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:53,590 It's zhush-less. 300 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:56,170 Well, I think it's homey. 301 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,860 Yeah, you also think you can catch a man with sweatpants. 302 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,490 Christy? 303 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,390 Come on in. 304 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,660 Sorry to bother you. 305 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,340 Oh, no worries. What's up? 306 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,630 I'm not gonna be able to sleep until I tell somebody 307 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,990 what's really going on. 308 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,270 Okay. 309 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,610 I saw a lezbo porn movie 310 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,210 start just like this. 311 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:30,760 I kind of got bigger problems than I let on. 312 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,460 Financial problems. 313 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,720 Oh, no shame in that. 314 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,240 My car just broke down, I can't afford to fix it 315 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,970 and I have credit card debt like you wouldn't believe. 316 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,130 Really? How much? 317 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,410 Nineteen... 318 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,640 thousand... dollars. 319 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,100 You are so cute. 320 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,240 Try $3.5 million. 321 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,240 What? 322 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:53,850 You know how I told you 323 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,380 people trust me with their money? 324 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,270 Yeah. 325 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,280 They shouldn't. 326 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,620 I embezzled from my clients. 327 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,230 Why? 328 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,900 What kind of question is that? 329 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,020 - What's the better question? - How? 330 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,690 You got to be good at math and have a face people trust. 331 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:13,460 And the dream dies. 332 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,630 Anyway... 333 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,850 the real reason I came here tonight was... 334 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,430 I think the police might be waiting for me at my house. 335 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,610 It's all gonna be okay. 336 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,840 How can you say that? 337 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,910 Oh, not for you. I was... 338 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,090 kind of saying it to myself. 339 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,240 What? 340 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,840 I thought I was in trouble, 341 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,770 but, listening to you, 342 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,500 I realized I have great problems. 343 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,370 I love them! I love my problems! 344 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,380 You done? 345 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,520 Yeah. I'm sorry. Tonight's about you. 346 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,030 I just got excited. Go on. 347 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,050 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 348 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,680 Well, whatever it is, 349 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,360 you don't have to go through it alone. 350 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:58,710 Thank you. 351 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:02,630 Regina, wait. 352 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,630 Come on. 353 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:06,900 Snuggle in. 354 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:09,460 Maybe I will. 355 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,840 Bow chicka wow wow. 356 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:25,430 Mom, why is the couch all ma... 357 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,180 - Mom. - What? 358 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,760 Regina's gone. 359 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,840 Okay. 360 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,920 - Wake up. - What? 361 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,610 - We got to go find her. - Oh, for God's sake. 362 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,020 Haven't we helped enough? 363 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,090 She doesn't have her car. We can still catch her. 364 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:57,960 All right. 365 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,700 Hey, you suppose there's a reward for her capture? 366 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,700 - You'd really turn her in? - Oh, honey, 367 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:05,960 if there was a big enough reward, I'd turn you in. 368 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,460 Do you think that's her? 369 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,160 Do I think that's her? 370 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,210 Hey, Christy. 371 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,180 Where you headed? 372 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,500 Canada. 373 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,340 Gonna build a whole new life there. 374 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,760 You know, you can be extradited from Canada. 375 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,220 Are you sure? 376 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,650 Oh, I'm positive. 377 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,670 Okay, then. 378 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,390 Mexico. 379 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,420 I'll tell you what, if I stole that kind of money, 380 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,090 I'd make damn sure I had a getaway plan 381 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,750 that didn't involve a tricycle. 382 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,660 You're right. I should've just whipped out my boobs 383 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,110 and grabbed a lawn mower. 384 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:16,020 Calm down, ladies, you're both gangsters. 385 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,270 Hey, the sun's coming out. 386 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,380 Thank you, Annie. 388 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,640 How about that. 389 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,500 First time I've gone the whole night without a drink 390 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,430 in, like, 16, 17 years. 391 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,560 Oh, damn, I am an alcoholic. 392 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,920 Cheer up. There's lots of meetings in prison. 393 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,930 I really don't like you. 394 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,120 That's okay. I like myself enough for the both of us. 395 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,490 You need some money, Christy? 396 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,760 Yeah, why? 397 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,340 I still have some stashed away, 398 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,070 and the Feds are just gonna take it. 399 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,260 Let me help you out. 400 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,620 Really? 401 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,300 Do it. 402 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,780 Gee, I-I don't know. 403 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,690 Take it. 404 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,120 No, Regina, I don't want your money. 405 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,060 Damn it. 406 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,400 It's technically not my money. 407 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,870 Even still. It's just... 408 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,500 It's not what this is about. 409 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,120 You're a good woman, Christy. 410 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,840 Thank you. 411 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:40,800 And Bonnie? 412 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:42,910 Yeah? 413 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,870 I think you know where we stand. 414 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,390 I do. 415 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,510 When you go to prison, can I have your purse? 416 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:06,200 Bill, bill, bill. 417 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,260 Oh, crap, I'm gonna have to live with my mother. 418 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,020 Hey, got a minute? 419 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,720 Sure, come on in. 420 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,860 Lot of holes in the backyard. 421 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,730 Yep, I was trying to rob your bank. 422 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,280 No need. 423 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,040 Thank you, Mexican Viagra. 424 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:30,250 What? 425 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,930 I sold all of it before I got out of San Diego. 426 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,260 This is unbelievable! 427 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,550 And that's just your share. 428 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,190 - There's more?! - No. 429 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:42,380 You know what? Uh... 430 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:43,460 I don't care. 431 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:47,120 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 432 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,170 I took one before I came over 433 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,280 just in case you want to really thank me. 434 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,490 Sure! What the hell.