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Another round, doubles, straight up.
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Table six is still waiting
on their dessert.
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Oh...
Can you help me out with that?
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I got a table full of firemen
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drinking bourbon like
it's coming out of a hose.
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- Firemen?
- Yeah, they saved some rich clown's house
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- and he gave 'em a gift certificate.
- Oh, yeah.
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I was the rich clown.
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By the way...
tax and tip not included.
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They should've let you burn.
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- Here we go.
- Ooh. Ooh.
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- Four double bourbons.
- Thank goodness.
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Thank you for bringing the medicine
that alleviates my pain.
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- Aw, are you in pain?
- Yes.
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- No.
- You guys have fun.
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- Hey, wait, don't go.
- I'm sorry.
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I got a lot of people hurting in here.
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Yeah, but you and I
have something special.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- And what's that?
- Give me your hand.
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- Feel it?
- No.
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Wait for it.
How 'bout now?
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No.
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Come on.
My friends are watching.
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Feel it!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Don't worry, I'll save you!
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- Oh! What are you doing?
- My job.
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- Come on, stop.
- Oh, hey.
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Hello.
I'm not stealing lobster.
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Okay, you can put me down now.
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- I think I'm safe.
- No, you're not.
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Hang on.
I don't even know your name.
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It's David.
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All right, then.
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And I'm not stealing butter, either.
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Easy... here we go.
Watch your step.
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I'm the one helping you.
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- I was talking to myself.
- Ooh!
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Okay.
I'm gonna leave now.
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Do you remember where your car is?
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At the restaurant!
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- Do you remember which restaurant?
- I do not.
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I'll, uh... write it down for you.
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I know what's happening.
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You drove me home
so you could take advantage of me.
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I already did.
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Twice.
You don't remember?
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I'm gonna go.
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You can't leave.
We have something special.
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You feel it?
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- You already ran that line on me.
- I did? How'd it go?
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Actually, quite well.
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Just... please, stay for a little while.
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Come on.
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- Five minutes.
- Great!
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I'll pour us a couple of drinks.
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Oh, I'm fine.
You go ahead.
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You sure? I'm much more
charming if you're loaded.
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I was making out with
you by the dumpsters.
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You're charming enough.
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Okay.
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Interesting.
Lot of books, no TV.
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Waitress by day, detective by night!
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Socrates, Nietzsche...
Kierkegaard.
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50 years of Playboy.
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Can't really
masturbate to Socrates.
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Do the other firemen make fun of you?
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- They call me the professor.
- Mm...
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could be worse.
You could be Ginger or Mary Ann.
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What?
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Gilligan's Island.
I have a TV.
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Hang on.
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You have a Doctorate of
philosophy from Stanford?
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I do.
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Okay, you get two more minutes.
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Explain how you go from that to fireman.
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I had no choice.
After the mortgage meltdown,
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the philosophy business
went right to hell.
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Can I kiss you?
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Look, I think I gave you the wrong
impression in the parking lot.
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I'm really not that kind of girl, so...
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- good night.
- Good night.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
I am so that girl!
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Slut.
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Oh. Good evening, Mother.
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It's really late.
Where you been?
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Oh... we got a tip the health department
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is gonna inspect the
restaurant tomorrow.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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And one of the freezers
is leaking coolant
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and it goes all over
where the fish is, so...
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we all had to stay and
clean out the walk-in.
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- Took forever.
- Almost as long as this lie.
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I'm telling the truth.
Why don't you believe me?
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Because your panties are in your purse.
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Oh, that.
Well, if you must know,
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I had a little accident.
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Really? You would rather
admit to wetting yourself
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than telling me you were with somebody?
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Okay.
There was a guy.
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- An incredible guy.
- Okay, now we're talking.
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Why were you so embarrassed?
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'Cause I met him at 9:00
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and had my feet behind
my ears at midnight.
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And...?
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That's it.
That's embarrassing.
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Wow. You and I are so different.
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- Tell me about him.
- Ooh... where do I start?
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- He's a fireman.
- Like it.
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- He has a Doctorate in philosophy.
- Boring.
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And when his pants came down,
oh, Mom,
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you could play horseshoes on that thing.
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Back to like.
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- So when are you seeing him again?
- I'm not.
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Why? Did you steal
something from his apartment?
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No! Who does that?
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No one.
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- Continue.
- It's just...
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- ...he drinks an awful lot.
- So?
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What do you mean "so?"
I'm closing in on a year sober.
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I can't be around that kind of stuff.
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Oh, come on. What's the point
of building a better life
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if you can't let a man
treat you like a whore
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every once in a while?
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It was a one-night stand, end of story.
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Wait, how 'bout this?
You double up on your meetings
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and bang him till his liver explodes.
Win-win.
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That's great advice.
You really should be a life coach.
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You know, you're being sarcastic,
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but my probation officer
says the same thing!
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The French call the orgasm
"la petite mort."
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Means "the little death."
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Well, then you're a serial killer.
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- This is nice.
- You know what would be nicer?
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I told you I'm not gonna do that.
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I'm talking about a little weed.
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Oh.
I'm not gonna do that either.
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- You mind if I...
- No. No, no, no, of course not.
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So, you don't drink,
you don't get high...
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are you, like,
a Mormon or something?
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There was a time I would've thought
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you were Mormon for just
drinking and smoking.
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- Seriously?
- Don't take this the wrong way,
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but bourbon and weed is for babies.
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Oh, my heart is filling with love.
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Yeah, well...
I'm doing the sober thing for now.
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Really? Good for you.
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I admire that.
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Facing life on life's terms
is a warrior's path.
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Well, I don't think I'm a warrior.
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No, that's exactly what you are.
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You're a spiritual warrior.
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Every eastern philosophy emphasizes...
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...physical sobriety
to allow the consciousness,
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the ever present "I,"
the godhead, to merge with...
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...the white-hot moment
of the eternal now.
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You don't say.
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Animals get it.
They live in the now.
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A hummingbird doesn't regret yesterday
or worry about tomorrow
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'cause that doesn't actually exist,
except in our minds.
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You know, a small TV in here
wouldn't be the worst idea in the world.
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- I like you.
- I think you like everything right now.
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No...
this isn't the weed talking.
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I really like you.
I think you're an amazing woman.
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Thanks.
I really like you, too.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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Are sober people allowed to do coke?
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- No.
- You're so brave!
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Be right back.
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Hey, old buddy.
Remember me?
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Hi, I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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And as a newly certified life coach,
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I'm also the answer
to all your problems.
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- Take one, and pass it around.
- Oh, Mom, no.
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I don't do "no."
I'm in the "yes" game.
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It's time for me to
pay forward everything
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I've learned on my remarkable
journey of sobriety.
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You've been sober for three months.
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Yeah. I've been "winning"
for three months.
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And I want all of you to win, too.
In love, at work, and with family.
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- 150 bucks an hour?
- You want me off your couch or not?
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Very reasonable!
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After the meeting, I'll
be over by the cookies
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to answer your questions.
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- Oh, where did you get certified?
- Not that question.
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Thanks for letting me share. Christy?
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Oh, you know, I'm good.
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Nothing going on with me.
I'm gonna pass.
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What about the drunk fireman?
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- I'm passing, Mom. Mary?
- Oh, thank you.
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- My name is Mary...
- Yeah, yeah, we know your name!
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You-you sure you don't
want to tell everybody
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you spent last night staring down
the business end of a bong?
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Nope.
You're up, Mary.
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- Okay. Well, my son's back in jail...
- Where he belongs, Mary!
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Christy, you need to be
honest with this group.
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You were the one who
encouraged me to see him.
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I didn't encourage you
to start getting high.
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I didn't get high! Go ahead, Mary.
He's in jail and...?
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And the Aryan nation guys
really don't like him.
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Tell him to put a swastika
on his head. He'll be fine.
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And I just wanted you to get laid.
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- I didn't want you to ruin your life.
- Yeah, 'cause that's your job!
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- Can I finish now?
- Seriously?!
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I just had a big fight with my daughter.
You're gonna hog the meeting?
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- What the hell was that?!
- I don't know!
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Oh, my god!
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Top o' the morning to you!
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David, what are you doing?!
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That's David?
Oh, I totally get it.
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And who's this enchantress
in flaid plannel?
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- Plaid flannel?
- This is my Mom, Bonnie.
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You can't just say Bonnie?
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Well, Bonnie, they certainly
left the hose on a long time
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- when they poured you.
- Totally, totally get it.
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What the hell are you
doing with a fire truck?
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I'm making a beer run.
What does it look like?
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Come inside.
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Everybody go back to bed!
There's no a fire.
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It's just my daughter's boyfriend!
He's a drunk!
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Sit down.
I'll make you some coffee.
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- Thank you.
- I can't believe you were
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driving that fire truck
drunk off your ass.
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What were you thinking?!
You're smarter than that.
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Christy?
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Elvis has left the building.
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- Oh, boy.
- Hey, do you think he needs a life coach?
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What?
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I'll just give him a flier.
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What's going on?
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- Nothing. Go to bed.
- Who's that?
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He's... just a friend...
who's taking a nap.
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You sure?
He looks drunk.
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00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:20,173
Violet, please take
your brother back to bed.
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Come on, Roscoe.
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Remember when Mom was drunk
and we drew mustaches on her?
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All right, what's the plan?
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I don't know. I guess we
just let him sleep it off.
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Yeah. All right, as
long as he doesn't snore.
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- Mom, you're sleeping with me.
- I knew that.
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00:15:40,728 --> 00:15:43,529
Okay, help me out here.
246
00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:48,134
Ah, look.
His emergency weed.
247
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:50,937
Keeps it in his shoe?
What an amateur.
248
00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:55,274
I can't believe I used to put my kids
through all this craziness.
249
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:58,010
Well, at least you
never stole a fire truck.
250
00:15:58,012 --> 00:16:01,047
No. Wait...
251
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No.
252
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:08,521
You know what's really crazy?
The more I'm with him,
253
00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:12,024
the more I want to throw
my sobriety out the window
254
00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:14,894
and get the party going again.
255
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:17,663
Wow.
256
00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:20,566
I could use a meeting.
Could you use a meeting?
257
00:16:20,568 --> 00:16:24,136
- You think?
- Why don't you start?
258
00:16:24,138 --> 00:16:28,140
Hi, I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic.
259
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:30,876
- Hi, Christy.
- Hi, Christy!
260
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:36,815
All right, here's the thing.
261
00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:40,653
I'm dating this sweet, smart,
262
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:45,324
smoking hot guy
who's just a train wreck.
263
00:16:45,326 --> 00:16:48,260
And I know that it's not good for me,
264
00:16:48,262 --> 00:16:52,898
but I don't want to
go back to being alone.
265
00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:58,704
- That's all I got.
- Thanks, Christy.
266
00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:00,105
Hi, I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
267
00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:01,406
Hi, Bonnie.
268
00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:04,576
I just want to say how
proud I am of my daughter.
269
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:06,545
She is the strongest person I know.
270
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:10,048
If I had a guy like this,
I'd be robbing banks
271
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:13,552
and shooting heroin into my
eyeballs to keep our love alive.
272
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:20,492
This was a good idea, Mom.
Thanks.
273
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:24,329
I'm a life coach...
it's what I do.
274
00:17:25,531 --> 00:17:27,499
- Let's go to bed.
- Yeah.
275
00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:33,138
Oh...
what about the fire truck?
276
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,841
Ooh. He could lose his job!
277
00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:39,611
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
278
00:17:40,546 --> 00:17:42,514
Oh, yeah.
279
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:58,663
- Yeah?
- Why are you stopping?
280
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:02,167
- It's a red light.
- You're in a fire truck!
281
00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:05,570
Oh, yeah. Hang on.
282
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:12,310
Whoo!
283
00:18:12,312 --> 00:18:14,579
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
284
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,180
Whoo-hoo!
285
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,571
Get in the car with your sister.
286
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:26,772
- I'll be right there.
- Okay.
287
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,942
- Bye, sweetie.
- Bye, Mom.
288
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,912
Thanks for taking everybody to school.
289
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:36,048
No problem.
Did you talk to David yet?
290
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,985
I'm waiting for him to
get out of the shower.
291
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,021
You think he's using my loofah?
292
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,656
Mom.
293
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:47,293
I'm sorry.
You're doing the right thing.
294
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:49,762
- I know.
- Don't worry.
295
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:54,400
There'll be other hot, smart,
freshly exfoliated firemen.
296
00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:58,270
- No, there won't.
- Yeah, probably not.
297
00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,239
See ya later.
298
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,842
Morning.
299
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:06,645
Keep walking, Mom!
300
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,217
Hey, uh,
got some coffee here for you.
301
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,187
Thanks for bringing the truck back.
302
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:16,822
Ah, it was fun.
303
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,491
Kind of a bitch to
parallel park, though.
304
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:28,000
- Christy, I might have a problem.
- Oh, you do.
305
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:34,072
- I mean, you do?
- Yeah. I am...
306
00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:38,310
I'm crazy about you
and I cannot get you out of my mind.
307
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,560
Oh. Wow.
308
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:47,219
That's it?
No other problems?
309
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:52,190
Just you.
And I can't find my emergency weed.
310
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,027
Uh-huh.
311
00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:58,063
Feel free to say I'm your problem, too.
312
00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:03,835
Oh, believe me, you're a
huge problem, it's just, uh...
313
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:11,877
I'm sorry, I don't think
I can do this anymore.
314
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,746
What? Wh...
Why not?
315
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,133
'Cause you're still
doing the party thing,
316
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:20,518
and that's cool, but...
I can't handle it.
317
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,555
I could lose everything.
318
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,361
What if I cleaned up my act?
319
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:35,266
- Are you willing to do that?
- I'm willing to lie about it.
320
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,971
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
321
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,377
- I get it. I'm sorry.
- Me, too.
322
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,150
You're still my hummingbird warrior.
323
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,958
If you ever change your
mind, you've got my number.
324
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,328
Yeah. 911.
325
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,033
Oh, come on...
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