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- Hey.
- Where you been?
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At the mall.
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Wanted to buy you
some pretty maternity clothes.
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- And?
- There are none.
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Here's a churro.
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- What's all this?
- Mm.
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The adoption agency sent over
some more profiles.
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What about the two guys
you liked in San Francisco?
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Yeah. I thought this was
gonna be their "gayby."
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- They bailed.
- What happened?
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They asked if alcoholism
runs in the family.
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- Our bad.
- Sorry.
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So, you find anyone else you like?
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Yeah, lots of people.
Um, these are the yeses.
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- And those are the nos?
- No.
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Those just fell and I wasn't
able to pick them up.
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Wow, all these people
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trying so hard to have
a kid and they can't.
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- It's not fair.
- Yeah, all I needed to have you
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was a bottle of Jack, an eight
ball and a Supertramp album.
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Aw... I can never
hear that story enough.
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So how's Luke doing?
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He coming around
to the idea of adoption?
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I don't know.
We're not talking.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just hoping
once I find the perfect couple,
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he'll realize that this is for the best.
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Patty and Russell Callahan.
These people seem okay.
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Nice house, nice car.
Uh-oh.
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They got married at Disneyland.
Losers.
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Ooh.
How about the Pattersons?
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They're into fishing, hunting
and amateur taxidermy.
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- Passeroo.
- Mindy and Manny Klein.
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"We may be barren,
but we're really carin'."
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- No, thank you.
- I'm kind of liking these people.
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Jeff and Suzanne Taylor.
They look sweet.
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There's just something
about this picture.
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If I fell and scraped my knee,
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I'd want this lady
to kiss my boo-boo.
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She's an artist
and he designs video games.
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Cute house.
Little log cabin-y, but...
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Wait, that's their lake house.
Let's see the house house.
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Oh, my God.
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1x20 - Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~
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To be honest, I've been really
struggling the last couple of weeks.
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My daughter's gonna
have a baby next month and...
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Aw.
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No, no, no.
She's giving it up for adoption.
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Oh.
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And that, right there,
is the hardest part.
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Telling people.
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Just today I ran into a friend
at the grocery store
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and she was all,
"Oh, you must be so excited
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about becoming a grandmother."
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I had to go through the
whole thing with her.
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I'm thinking of just
getting a T-shirt that says,
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"we're not keeping it."
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You know, a little picture of
a baby with a line through it.
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Anyway, my daughter's being strong,
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and I'm trying to be strong for her.
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And my Mom's around.
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Thank you.
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We'll take a ten-minute break.
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Help yourself to coffee and cookies.
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Uh, hey... actually, just coffee.
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I was in charge of the cookies
and the whole grandma thing
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happened at the store and...
Sorry.
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Hey.
Hi. Christy, right?
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Yeah. Hi, um...
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Ooh, I know that you're two
weeks sober and were touched
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inappropriately by your babysitter,
but I don't remember your name.
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- Steve.
- Steve! Right. Hi, Steve.
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Um, this is my mother, Bonnie.
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- Hello.
- Yeah, hi. Steve.
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- I got it.
- So, listen.
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Uh, just wanted to make you aware
that I practice family law,
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and in the event that you're
looking for an adoption attorney
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for your daughter, I'd
like to offer my services.
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Thanks, but we're good.
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We're just gonna let
the agency handle it.
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Ooh, you don't want to do that.
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Adoption agencies only
care about one thing:
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placing the baby and getting their fee.
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- What do you care about?
- Getting my fee.
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- And you, of course!
- How much do you charge?
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- Well, my hourly rate is $400...
- Whew.
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- $250.
- Ha.
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- $120.
- Whoo!
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I can get my fee from
the adoptive parents.
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- You're hired.
- Welcome to the team.
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I don't understand.
Why do we need a lawyer?
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Seriously?
You grew up in this family
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and you're questioning
the need for a lawyer?
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Okay.
Where'd you find this guy?
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We, um...
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...recently heard him
speak at a social event.
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Oh, God, he's a drunk?
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- He's not a drunk.
- Anymore.
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- And he's free.
- Anyway, he says that
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you have to get Luke
to sign his rights away
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before the adoption can go forward.
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How could I do that?
Luke's dead-set against it.
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Hmm.
Would you mind if I talked to him?
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Yes, I would.
Stay out of it.
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Hey, I am just trying to help.
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Believe me, I've got much
better things to do with my time.
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Next, please.
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- Hey, Luke.
- Oh, hi!
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- Can we talk?
- I'm actually kind of busy now.
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Okay, I'll order something.
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How's the fried fish sandwich?
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It's a lightly-breaded seafood treat.
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I don't think it's really fish.
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- Okay, then, I'll take a cheeseburger.
- One cheeseburger.
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I need to talk to you
about the adoption.
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Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.
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- Would you like fries and a drink?
- Sure. Small Coke.
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Look, I know what it's like
to have a baby at your age.
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I struggled to make ends meet,
and I'm still struggling.
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If you get the large Coke,
it's 50 cents cheaper
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- and you get a free toy.
- Sounds great.
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One Happy Slappy Meal.
Here or to go?
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To go.
Anyway, Violet found this
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wonderful couple who
really want to adopt a baby,
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and they're coming
by the house tomorrow.
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That's $4.28.
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Why don't you just drop by
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and meet them and see
what you think?
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- I already know what I think.
- Come on, Luke.
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Your order will be up in a minute.
Next, please.
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Coincidence?
I think not.
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Seriously?
That's my lawyer?
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You get what you pay for, honey.
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- Talk to him.
- Well, isn't that rude?
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He seems to be in the
middle of a conversation.
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Go.
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- What's going on, Counselor?
- Nothing, everything's fine.
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- You sure?
- No, I can't do it.
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I've never practiced
law without being loaded.
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My brain is very angry at me.
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- We good here?
- I think he's detoxing.
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Really?
You seemed fine at the meeting.
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I was high as a kite at the meeting!
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Okay, that's the Taylors.
Nobody be themselves.
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- Luke.
- Hey.
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- What are you doing here?
- I came to meet this couple.
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How'd you even know?
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Your mother showed up
at my job and told me.
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I was in the mood for
a Happy Slappy Meal.
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Thanks.
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So you're okay with all this?
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I don't know.
I'm just here to listen.
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Knock, knock.
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- Hi.
- You must be Violet.
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- Uh, yes.
- I'm Suzanne. This is Jeff.
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- I'm Jeff.
- Oh, please come in.
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- Hello.
- This is my Mom Christy...
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- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
- ...and my grandmother Bonnie.
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- Nice to meet you.
- And that's Luke,
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- the baby's father.
- Hello.
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Hi.
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Hey. Oh, um... sorry
about the sweaty hands,
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I-I'm really nervous.
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Me, too.
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And, uh, this is our
attorney, Steve Curtis.
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We can discuss my fee later.
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Please, come, sit down.
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- You have a lovely home.
- Not really, but thank you.
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So...
you want to adopt a baby.
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Yes, we do.
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You're in luck.
We have one.
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Quiet time.
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I read a lot of profiles,
and yours really stuck out.
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Oh, thanks.
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Suzanne did the artwork,
and I wrote the copy.
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She wanted to go with
the Helvetica font,
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uh, but I insisted on Courier
to make it easier to read.
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We compromised
with Times New Roman.
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Honey, they don't want to hear that.
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Why?
Everyone likes fonts.
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I like fonts.
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Wingdings are my favorite.
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Do you have any questions
you would like to ask us?
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- Why can't you have your own baby?
- Luke.
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No, that's a fair question.
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We tried to get pregnant for many
years. It just didn't work out.
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She has a tilted uterus,
and I have a low sperm count.
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It's like shooting blanks
into an empty canyon.
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No matter how many
times we had intercourse,
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nothing ever happened.
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And we tried some
pretty weird positions.
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Please go back to fonts.
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- TMI?
- TMI.
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So, your profile said
you design video games?
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Yes, I design video games.
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- Is that still too much?
- No, too little.
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Um, do you know the game Clumsy Monkey?
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No way.
I love Clumsy Monkey.
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How do you get past level seven?
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Oh.
That stumps everyone.
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You have to get the monkey through
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the China shop without
breaking anything.
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But he's so clumsy.
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- Try swinging from the chandelier.
- The chandelier. Of course!
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Anyway, we just want you to
know that if you do choose us,
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we will do everything
we can to give your baby
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a great life and love him or
her with all of our hearts.
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Hey, you're making the rest of
us look pretty bad here, sister.
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- What do you think?
- I think you're really nice people,
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and I hope you have your baby
someday, but not this one.
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- Luke...
- I'm sorry, I can't.
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No, Luke. Luke...
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How am I doing?
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.
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We've been through this before.
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We had an adoption
fall through last year.
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We walked the birth mother
through the whole pregnancy,
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decorated a nursery,
were at the hospital
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for the birth, and then
the mother changed her mind.
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I actually tried using alcohol
to numb my pain.
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Well, we certainly understand that.
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- I just did not like how it made me feel.
- And you lost us.
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I think that if you give Luke
a little more time, he'll come around.
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I'm sorry, but we
already drove home once
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with an empty baby seat
in the back of the car.
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We can't go through that again.
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- Let's go.
- It was really nice to meet you.
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- It was nice meeting you.
- Good luck.
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I better go check on Violet.
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Why don't you get rid of him.
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- What you doing?
- Tossing out all this college crap.
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- Why?
- What do you mean, "Why?"
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Because I'm not going.
I'll keep the baby,
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and maybe when it's 16, 17
years old and hates my guts,
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then I'll look at college.
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Oh, they hate you sooner than that.
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Come on.
Luke may still change his mind.
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And just because we lost the Taylors
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doesn't mean there's not
another great couple out there.
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I wanted them.
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You sure?
He's kind of weird.
243
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Yeah, but he's cool weird.
244
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Big Bang weird.
245
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And she's, like, the best
mom you could ever ask for.
246
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Okay, I'm just gonna let that go.
247
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- You know what I mean.
- I do. And I'm letting it go.
248
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's better this way.
249
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Sorry to break this up, but
we've got a lawyer on the roof.
250
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Here you go.
And enjoy your meal.
251
00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:03,272
Excuse me, Christy.
252
00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,958
Uh, a very young man is
asking for you at the bar.
253
00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:09,128
I'm making up next week's schedule.
254
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,381
Should I put you on it,
or will you be going to jail?
255
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:17,053
What? No.
He's my daughter's boyfriend.
256
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:20,473
It's too bad. I was
in the mood to judge.
257
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,793
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk.
258
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:27,630
- But I'm in the middle of my shift.
- Now you know how it feels.
259
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,184
Okay, what do you want?
260
00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:33,786
I need some advice, and you're
the smartest person I know.
261
00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:36,155
Oh, well, thanks,
262
00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:39,325
and I'm sorry you
don't know more people.
263
00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:41,327
The reason I don't
want to give the baby up
264
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is 'cause I don't want to lose Violet.
265
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:46,332
Wait, you're fighting
this whole adoption thing
266
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because you're afraid she'll dump you?
267
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:51,170
Well, yeah.
Violet's really smart.
268
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,756
Without the baby, she can go
to college and be somebody.
269
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:57,376
And I'm probably gonna be flipping
burgers for the rest of my life.
270
00:14:57,378 --> 00:15:01,163
Oh, sweetie, that's the
wrong reason to keep the baby.
271
00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:06,020
- What's the right reason?
- 'Cause you "want" a baby?
272
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,471
All I really want is Violet.
273
00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:12,508
Look, I can't promise that the
two of you are gonna be together
274
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for the rest of your
lives, but I can promise you
275
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that if you use this
kid as a bargaining chip,
276
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- you guys are done.
- You think?
277
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You want to make sure that
she doesn't outgrow you?
278
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Then for heaven's sake, grow up.
279
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:28,709
Make something of yourself.
280
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,245
My father's pushing me to
go to a Christian university
281
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,529
and become a preacher.
282
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:37,216
That's cool.
What's stopping you?
283
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:40,514
I only believe in God when I'm high.
284
00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:45,341
All right, let's put a pin
in that and keep thinking.
285
00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:53,649
- You're sure you're okay with all this?
- Yeah.
286
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:55,334
Okay, Steve, you're up.
287
00:15:55,336 --> 00:15:58,521
Okay.
288
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:05,361
Easy.
289
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:07,914
Easy.
290
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,702
Here you go.
291
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The Relinquishment of Parental Rights.
Sign here.
292
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:22,345
Proud of you. You did this
without alcohol or drugs.
293
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:26,349
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
294
00:16:30,253 --> 00:16:32,205
We're doing the right thing, Luke.
295
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:39,629
- So what now?
- I have to file this at court.
296
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,431
- Can somebody give me a lift?
- You don't have a car?
297
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:45,218
I have a car.
I don't have a license.
298
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,906
- We'll drive you. Come on.
- Shotgun!
299
00:16:53,744 --> 00:16:58,597
- Do you still love me?
- I never stopped loving you.
300
00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:04,714
Smartest person I know.
301
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,159
Can I say something horrible?
302
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,428
Since when do you ask?
303
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:18,134
- I can't wait for this to be over.
- I know.
304
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,269
I'm trying to hold it
together for Violet,
305
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:23,072
but it's like I'm waiting and
waiting for my heart to break.
306
00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:26,859
Yeah, this is the hardest
thing I've ever gone through.
307
00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:28,644
And I was raised by you.
308
00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:33,616
- Good one.
- It wasn't a joke.
309
00:17:35,369 --> 00:17:38,788
I just keep telling myself
that my daughter's gonna have
310
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a better life because of this decision.
311
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College, maybe graduate school.
312
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:47,546
Yeah.
Why don't you go back to school?
313
00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:51,968
Believe it or not, I've
been thinking about it.
314
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,936
That's terrific.
What do you want to do?
315
00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:57,940
- Promise not to laugh?
- No.
316
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:04,230
Okay, well,
ever since I was a little girl,
317
00:18:04,232 --> 00:18:06,632
I've wanted to be a lawyer.
318
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,852
Really?
What brought that about?
319
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:12,121
I don't know. Maybe
it had something to do
320
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:14,490
with watching the police
haul my mother off to jail
321
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:17,297
and wishing I could
do something about it.
322
00:18:18,712 --> 00:18:23,470
So what I'm hearing is I inspired you.
323
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:26,528
- Yeah, that's it.
- Hey, maybe you can ask
324
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:29,088
Steve for some advice
as to how to get started.
325
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,190
You know, after he stops hallucinating.
326
00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:34,176
I just might.
327
00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:42,084
- Wow. This is exciting.
- Right?
328
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:43,519
Come here.
329
00:18:46,323 --> 00:18:48,724
I am so proud of you.
330
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,689
- Thanks, Mom.
- To be honest,
331
00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:55,922
I've always been a little embarrassed
you were a waitress.
332
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,271
I just want you to know
that you are always welcome
333
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,961
to be a part of this baby's life.
It's totally your call.
334
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,916
I would like that very much.
335
00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:22,187
- I'd like it, too.
- Same for me.
336
00:19:22,189 --> 00:19:24,373
Especially if we can
visit at your lake house.
337
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:30,162
Hey, so what are your
plans after high school?
338
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:33,265
I don't know.
Probably go to the beach...
339
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:39,722
- I think he means long-term.
- Oh. No idea.
340
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:42,274
How'd you like to come and work for me,
341
00:19:42,276 --> 00:19:44,276
learn how to design video games?
342
00:19:44,278 --> 00:19:46,628
- Seriously?
- Why not?
343
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:49,281
I was your age when I came
up with Clumsy Monkey.
344
00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:52,234
That's so weird.
I was my age when I started playing it.
345
00:19:52,236 --> 00:19:54,586
Then it's meant to be.
346
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:57,172
- Thanks.
- Oh, oh.
347
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:02,075
You want another kid,
just say the word.
348
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