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Hello, Beverly.

2
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I said, "hello, Beverly."

3
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I heard you.

4
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All right, well, namaste, grumpy pants!

5
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You are too nice, Bonnie Plunkett.

6
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And too good-lookin'.

7
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

8
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What's wrong?

9
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I just got a text from
Violet. She's on her way over.

10
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She give a hint what it's about?

11
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No. Just "coming over, need to talk."

12
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Ooh, very scary, boys and girls.

13
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Do you think she broke up with Gregory?

14
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That or she's pregnant again.

15
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Or she broke up with
him and she's pregnant.

16
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Again.

17
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Oh, I hate this.

18
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Hang on. Maybe we're overreacting.

19
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Maybe she's on her way over here

20
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to share some good news with her mother.

21
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If you're not gonna take this
seriously then just be quiet.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Well, this is a nice surprise.

24
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So far.

25
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What brings you by?

26
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This is kind of hard for me to say. Um...

27
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Oh, God. I gave birth to
you in less time. What is it?

28
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Relax. It's nothing bad.

29
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Then why are you here?

30
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All right.

31
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I know I haven't been
the best daughter lately.

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Careful. Could be a trap.

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I-I never call.

34
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I never check to see how you're doing.

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Well, honey, in your defense,

36
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I think that's just
'cause you don't like me.

37
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And that's fine.

38
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No, it's not.

39
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I've been talking to
Gregory about everything

40
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that goes on between us,

41
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and he encouraged me to reach out to you,

42
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see if we maybe could
rebuild our relationship.

43
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Oh.

44
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I did not see this coming.

45
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Did you see this coming?

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I did not.

47
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Anyway, I really liked the idea

48
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because I don't want the
kind of relationship with you

49
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that you have with grandma.

50
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Hey. You know, your mom and
I have been getting along

51
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- really...
- Szh-szh-szh-szh.

52
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Go ahead, honey.

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That's it.

54
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I just wanted to tell you I love you

55
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and I hope we can start
spending more time together.

56
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Oh, Violet.

57
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That's the best news
you could've brought me.

58
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Yeah. She thought you were pregnant.

59
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Do you not know the
meaning of "Szh-szh-szh"?

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That's great, Christy.

61
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That's the real benefit of staying sober.

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Families get to heal.

63
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Yeah. It's finally happening.

64
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Tell her the best part.

65
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Oh. After three years
of requests and pokes,

66
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my daughter has accepted me
as her friend on Facebook.

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Wonderful.

68
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Of course, now I know that
she has a marijuana leaf

69
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tattooed on her ass, but still... yay.

70
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Oh, boy.

71
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Let's go somewhere else.

72
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What was that about?

73
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Who knows? Bitch be crazy.

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That's the woman in our building
my mother stole drugs from.

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They weren't drugs.

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They were cat tranquilizers.

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How is that not drugs?

78
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I had to take, like, seven to get a buzz.

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That's 'cause you don't weigh eight pounds.

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Okay.

81
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We're getting off the point.

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I'm guessing you didn't make the
amends to her that we discussed.

83
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Well, that'd be a good guess, Marjorie.

84
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What are you waiting for?

85
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Honestly? For the day I
find her dead, bloated body

86
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in the bathtub.

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Bonnie, if you want to stay sober

88
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and walk through this world free
of guilt, shame, and resentment,

89
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you have to take
responsibility for your actions.

90
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What?

91
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Sorry. It's just... it's
hard to imagine you...

92
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Sorry.

93
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This is so much fun.

94
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I can't remember the last
time you and I went shopping.

95
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I do. I was nine.

96
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I'd outgrown all my clothes for school,

97
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so you stole some jeans and t-shirts

98
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and shoved 'em in my backpack.

99
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Oh, yeah. Sure.

100
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You know, I stole that backpack, too.

101
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No.

102
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My kid wants a hello kitty backpack,

103
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she gets a hello kitty backpack.

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Oh, my God.

105
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I know. I'm sorry.

106
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No, don't be.

107
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I'm finally realizing that you
were doing the best you could

108
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to take care of me.

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Thanks, baby.

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I hope you know I'm not the...

111
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Shoplifting, drug-addled,
single mom I used to be.

112
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Don't worry. We're good.

113
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You mean that?

114
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Yeah.

115
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Come here.

116
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Again?

117
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I promise this is the
last time I'll cry today.

118
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Good, 'cause I need you
to help me do some damage

119
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to Gregory's credit card.

120
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You got it.

121
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It's so nice he gives
you money for clothes.

122
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Yeah. He's 22 years older than me.

123
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He gives me money for everything.

124
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As well he should.

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Oh. Yes?

126
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- Meh.
- Meh?

127
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Meh.

128
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Yeah, you're right. Meh.

129
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Ooh. Now, this is cute.

130
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Super cute. ‭mm-hmm.

131
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Look at this.

132
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Ooh.

133
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I love that, too.

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Not Meh?

135
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So not Meh.

136
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Ugh, now I have to make a decision.

137
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No, you don't. I'll stick
this one in my purse.

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Mom.

139
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I'm kidding.

140
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You know, how 'bout you buy that one,

141
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I'll buy this one, and we'll share?

142
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Wow, we are like best friends.

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Always and forever.

144
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Oh. It's still alive.

145
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'Bout time you fixed that thing.

146
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There are 24 units in
this building, Beverly.

147
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I'm only one person.

148
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Our old building manager had
everything running perfectly.

149
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Yeah. And then he went
out behind the trash bins

150
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and blew his brains out.

151
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At least he knew where the trash bins were.

152
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I fixed it!

153
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Well, that's a first.

154
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We need to clear the air.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

156
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All right. I'm listening.

157
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What's the matter,

158
00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:05,085
cat tranquilizers got your tongue?

159
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Okay.

160
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Let's put all our cards on the table.

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I don't like you,

162
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you don't like me.

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Go on.

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That's it.

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Hey.

166
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Hey!

167
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Too much. I'm out.

168
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

169
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I got to share this with you.

170
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What?

171
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I realize now

172
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that all of the heartbreak,
all of the struggle,

173
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it all had a purpose.

174
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To allow me to have

175
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the greatest day a mother could ask for.

176
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And I got a new top.

177
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Go Christy, go Christy.

178
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Are you high?

179
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On life.

180
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My daughter loves me.

181
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What must that be like?

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Oh, right.

183
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You wouldn't know.

184
00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,816
We went shopping, we got pedicures,

185
00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:05,952
and then we had coffee with her friends.

186
00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:08,988
And get this, Violet wasn't
embarrassed to be seen with me.

187
00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:10,489
She was actually proud.

188
00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,265
Of what?

189
00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,109
I know!

190
00:08:12,134 --> 00:08:13,466
I thought the same thing.

191
00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,211
But it turns out being

192
00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:17,914
a high school dropout,
recovering alcoholic,

193
00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:19,832
failed pole dancer with two kids

194
00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,859
from two different loser baby
daddies makes me the cool mom.

195
00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:25,638
Did you tell 'em how
you used to smuggle drugs

196
00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,473
into the country in your tushy?

197
00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:30,476
Does Neil Diamond forget
to sing "Sweet Caroline"?

198
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And it gets better.

199
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Violet invited us over for dinner

200
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with her and Gregory this Sunday.

201
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Can't wait.

202
00:08:37,765 --> 00:08:38,796
What's the matter with you?

203
00:08:38,821 --> 00:08:40,580
I just tried to make amends to Beverly.

204
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It didn't go very well.

205
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Aw. Too bad.

206
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Okay, well, bye!

207
00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:48,277
Where you goin'?

208
00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,664
I've got a class.

209
00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:54,417
Hey, mom, not that you
asked for my opinion...

210
00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:58,454
I think you should go
over to Beverly's apartment

211
00:08:58,456 --> 00:09:00,756
and straighten things out with her.

212
00:09:00,992 --> 00:09:03,009
I promise it'll make you feel better,

213
00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:05,875
and, more importantly, it
will help you stay sober.

214
00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,312
Are you done?

215
00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:09,085
Not yet.

216
00:09:10,031 --> 00:09:11,267
Go Bonnie,

217
00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:12,551
go Bonnie.

218
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,187
Get out of here!

219
00:09:19,944 --> 00:09:22,343
Go Bonnie! Go Bonnie!

220
00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:48,331
Hi, Beverly.

221
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,833
What do you want, Plunkett?

222
00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:52,669
Here's 50 bucks.

223
00:09:52,671 --> 00:09:53,670
What's this for?

224
00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:55,138
A while back, you accused me

225
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,390
of stealing some of
your cat's tranquilizers.

226
00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:59,786
At the time, I denied it because I was...

227
00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:03,654
Well, I was blasted on cat tranquilizers.

228
00:10:04,513 --> 00:10:05,815
But I'm sober now,

229
00:10:05,817 --> 00:10:09,018
and part of me staying that way
is repairing the damage I did.

230
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,236
Is that it?

231
00:10:10,238 --> 00:10:11,381
Not quite.

232
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,213
Uh, for the last six months,

233
00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:14,915
I've been turning your rent in late,

234
00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,967
so you may want to
check your credit rating.

235
00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:18,552
- You didn't.
- I did.

236
00:10:18,763 --> 00:10:21,397
Also, if you've been
wondering what happened

237
00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:24,974
to your fruit-of-the
month basket... well,

238
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,416
here. The mangoes were delicious.

239
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,349
Is there more?

240
00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:31,036
No, that's it.

241
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:34,185
I'm sorry, and I hope you can forgive me.

242
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,724
Amazing.

243
00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:37,966
Thank you.

244
00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:40,121
No, I mean, it's amazing

245
00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:42,041
you think you can throw a few bucks around,

246
00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,566
wave a magic wand, and suddenly,

247
00:10:43,591 --> 00:10:45,457
you're not a horrible human being anymore.

248
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:48,066
Well, that would be ideal.

249
00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:49,161
Well, I don't forgive you.

250
00:10:49,201 --> 00:10:51,911
Oh, come on, Beverly.
I'm really trying here.

251
00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:53,803
No you're not. You're
just flappin' your gums

252
00:10:53,828 --> 00:10:55,794
and hoping I let you off the hook.

253
00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:56,818
But you know what?

254
00:10:56,843 --> 00:10:58,643
You're a liar and an addict, and...

255
00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:00,990
And I have no respect for people like you.

256
00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:02,443
And you can keep your money!

257
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,677
Oh.

258
00:11:05,722 --> 00:11:07,990
I don't see how this is keeping me sober.

259
00:11:12,904 --> 00:11:14,717
That top looks great on you.

260
00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:17,253
Thanks. I'm kind of diggin' yours.

261
00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:20,233
Bonnie, is the brisket okay?

262
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,142
Yeah, just not much of an appetite.

263
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:24,260
She's a little depressed

264
00:11:24,262 --> 00:11:26,560
because she found out
how much people hate her.

265
00:11:27,148 --> 00:11:28,981
Not people. Person.

266
00:11:28,983 --> 00:11:30,433
No, I asked around.

267
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:31,583
It's people.

268
00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:33,936
I find that hard to believe.

269
00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:35,396
You're always so, uh...

270
00:11:36,024 --> 00:11:37,657
I'm always so what?

271
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,277
At the moment, scary.

272
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:45,782
Uh, I'm-I'm just gonna
clear this stuff away.

273
00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:48,284
You have him trained well.

274
00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:49,752
I can't take credit for that.

275
00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:51,254
His mom broke him pretty good.

276
00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:52,529
It's true.

277
00:11:55,638 --> 00:11:57,176
You guys seem like you're doing great.

278
00:11:57,178 --> 00:11:59,621
We are. You know, a couple nights ago,

279
00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,764
we stayed up talking
until 2:00 in the morning.

280
00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:02,799
About what?

281
00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:04,300
All kinds of stuff.

282
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:07,019
Did you know that George
Bush's dad was president, too?

283
00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:11,138
Fascinating.

284
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,190
So, how is he in the sack?

285
00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:15,478
Mom!

286
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,646
You do not have to answer that.

287
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,980
Oh, come on.

288
00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:20,032
I'm missing Sunday night
football. Give me something.

289
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,735
All right, this is kind of cute.

290
00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,737
Suddenly you're curious.

291
00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:27,677
Well, she is my best friend.

292
00:12:28,794 --> 00:12:30,326
After we, like...

293
00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:32,568
You know, do it,

294
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,247
he giggles.

295
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,093
Why?

296
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:36,902
Is he ticklish?

297
00:12:36,904 --> 00:12:38,111
Seriously?

298
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:40,720
He's giggling because he
can't believe his good luck.

299
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,474
What was so funny?

300
00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:46,392
Oh, nothing.

301
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:47,643
You know us girls.

302
00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:49,178
We just love to giggle.

303
00:12:50,376 --> 00:12:51,958
Multiple times.

304
00:12:54,052 --> 00:12:55,452
I'll get dessert.

305
00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:58,571
I have to tell you,

306
00:12:58,573 --> 00:13:00,356
Violet has been a totally different person

307
00:13:00,358 --> 00:13:01,741
the last few days.

308
00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:02,692
How so?

309
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,110
Well, she's...

310
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:05,904
What's the right word? happy.

311
00:13:06,664 --> 00:13:08,677
Me, too, and I know

312
00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:11,371
you're the one who encouraged her

313
00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,707
to mend fences with me, and
I can't thank you enough.

314
00:13:14,036 --> 00:13:15,037
You're welcome.

315
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,067
Although to be completely honest,

316
00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:18,791
I did have a selfish motive.

317
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:20,543
- What do you mean?
- Well, as a psychotherapist,

318
00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:23,262
I know that if a woman
has a positive relationship

319
00:13:23,264 --> 00:13:25,264
with her mother, she's more likely

320
00:13:25,266 --> 00:13:28,050
to forge strong bonds
with her own children.

321
00:13:28,052 --> 00:13:29,385
Sorry.

322
00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:30,951
Too late.

323
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,146
Anyway, I, uh, can't wait to be a father,

324
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,403
and you and Violet getting along
will only make her a better mom.

325
00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:41,981
I get that,

326
00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:44,200
but you can wait a little while, right?

327
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:46,652
Oh, yeah, well, we're not even married yet.

328
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,121
On the other hand, I'm
not getting any younger.

329
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,159
True, you wait too long,
you'll be shootin' sawdust.

330
00:13:53,127 --> 00:13:54,302
Mom!

331
00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,966
Well, where do you
think sawdust comes from?

332
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,636
You have lots of time to have kids.

333
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:06,138
And I know that Violet's not in a rush.

334
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:08,090
She wants to finish college,

335
00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:11,310
maybe even start a career
before she has another baby.

336
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,145
I'm sorry. Another baby?

337
00:14:14,044 --> 00:14:15,060
Huh?

338
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:19,685
You just said, "before
she has another baby."

339
00:14:19,904 --> 00:14:21,187
Yeah, you did just say that.

340
00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:22,321
Why'd you say that?

341
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:23,951
Huh?

342
00:14:25,268 --> 00:14:28,036
Are you telling me that Violet had a baby?

343
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,449
I think it's charming you giggle after sex.

344
00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:39,121
Who's ready for banana cream?

345
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,451
What's wrong?

346
00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:43,529
Excuse me.

347
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:48,942
What's going on?

348
00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:53,803
Violet, I assumed you
told him about the baby.

349
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,427
Oh, God.

350
00:14:55,863 --> 00:14:57,413
I'm so sorry.

351
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:02,732
I do so much better when
you are not in my life.

352
00:15:09,232 --> 00:15:11,558
I know how upset you must be,

353
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,955
but if we leave now,

354
00:15:12,957 --> 00:15:15,654
we can get home in time
to see the fourth quarter.

355
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:22,798
What are you looking at?

356
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,629
Pictures of me and Violet,
back when she loved me.

357
00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:29,004
Oh, that's a good one.

358
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:30,316
When did you take that?

359
00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:31,674
Three hours ago.

360
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,724
Ugh!

361
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,044
I want to apologize.

362
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,110
To me?

363
00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:54,557
The other day, I said some
things I'm not proud of.

364
00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:55,865
To me?

365
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,283
Yeah.

366
00:15:58,685 --> 00:15:59,869
Okay.

367
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:02,076
My dad was a drunk.

368
00:16:06,761 --> 00:16:08,461
He did some horrible things.

369
00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:11,013
And then he'd just say,
"sorry, I'll never do it again."

370
00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:12,333
And then he'd do it again.

371
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:17,053
So when you apologized...
It kind of set me off.

372
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:20,056
Beverly, I had no idea.

373
00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:21,333
How could you?

374
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,832
Anyway, I realize you're not him,

375
00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:27,279
and it wasn't fair to
talk to you the way I did.

376
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,815
Thank you.

377
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,474
I'm sorry.

378
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,097
I'm sorry, too.

379
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:35,740
Thanks.

380
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,380
Wait! Beverly?

381
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:41,827
You want to come in for
some tea and football?

382
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,247
Okay.

383
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:48,227
Hi, Christy.

384
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:49,881
Hi.

385
00:16:50,254 --> 00:16:52,755
You know, you two have a lot in common.

386
00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:54,452
Her mom was a drunk.

387
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,913
- It's Violet.
- Ooh!

388
00:17:28,984 --> 00:17:31,751
Hey, Vi. What's goin' on?

389
00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:35,278
I just wanted to apologize
for what I said last night.

390
00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:37,139
Okay.

391
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:38,619
She's apologizing.

392
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:39,413
- To who?
- To me.

393
00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:40,936
- Why?
- No idea.

394
00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:45,580
Honey, um, I'm the one
who should be apologizing.

395
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,977
No, it was my fault.

396
00:17:48,979 --> 00:17:51,053
I should have told Gregory
about the baby,

397
00:17:51,085 --> 00:17:54,092
but... I was too scared.

398
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,985
I understand.

399
00:17:56,987 --> 00:18:00,555
Just know that Grandma and I
will always lie for you,

400
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,490
but you got
to give us a heads up.

401
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:05,226
Tell her lying's
what makes us a family.

402
00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:07,429
Szh-szh-szh. Szh.

403
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,122
So how's it going with Gregory?

404
00:18:11,686 --> 00:18:14,624
Not good. He's real upset.

405
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:18,897
Violet, not that you asked
for my opinion...

406
00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:20,178
Oh, boy.

407
00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:23,972
But in my experience, when
you screw up and get caught--

408
00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:25,874
something I've done a lot--

409
00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:28,917
it's usually best
to take responsibility

410
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:30,618
and deal with the consequences.

411
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:34,689
You think he'll forgive me?

412
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,025
Honey, you're 22 years younger
than he is.

413
00:18:37,027 --> 00:18:39,124
He'd forgive you
for burning down his house.

414
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,429
You might be right.

415
00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:43,355
I might be right.

416
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:47,061
More importantly, Violet,

417
00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:49,444
do you want to stay
with Gregory?

418
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,340
I do.

419
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,977
Well, then, if you hang in there
and work it out,

420
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:59,944
I guarantee you'll have him
giggling again in no time.

421
00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:02,506
Thanks, Mom.

422
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:03,967
I love you.

423
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:05,522
I love you, too.

424
00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:20,850
You've become a good mom.

425
00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:22,819
Thank you.

426
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,264
I'm not gonna say it back.

427
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:34,069
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