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Every morning, I wake up

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and for about two seconds,

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I feel pretty good.

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And then I remember that Jodi died.

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(Sighs)

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And I'm trying to be grateful

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for those two seconds,

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but I can't.

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I just hate this disease.

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I hate it that it took our friend.

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I hate it that I'm going
to twice as many meetings,

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and they don't seem to help.

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I don't... even see the point anymore.

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Thanks. That's it.

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(Whispering): Why are we clapping?

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Who else would like to share?

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I would.

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Marjorie, alcoholic.

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All: Hi, Marjorie.

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Unlike everyone else,

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I just found out about
Jodi's death yesterday,

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so... instead of grieving
with all of you,

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I was on a cruise ship to Alaska.

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That's not the choice
I would have made...

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(Exhales)

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... but that choice was made for me.

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I'm sorry.

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I just wanted you to
enjoy your honeymoon.

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Hey. This is my share.

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Sorry.

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Anyway, right now I am
so angry and frustrated

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that I can't even get
to how heartbroken I am

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over losing that sweet little girl.

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(Door opens, shuts)

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I'm Bonnie, I'm an alcoholic.

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All (Quietly): Hi, Bonnie.

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Last time I lost somebody I loved,

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I started using again.

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As I recall, it didn't go well.

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Went on a three-day tear,

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almost destroyed my
relationship with my daughter,

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and, as a parting gift,

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I got a DUI.

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So if I start acting
squirrely, do me a favor:

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Show me my mug shot.

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That'll do it.

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Am I the only one who's eating this pie?

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Too sad to eat.

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Isn't that what pie's for?

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(Sighs) Let's just get the check.

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If I'm gonna be miserable,
I'd rather be alone.

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Usually, when you're miserable,
I prefer that you're alone.

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But maybe this time, we
do something different.

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Like what?

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Something to get our minds off of Jodi.

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No, I'm not talking about drinking.

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An opportunity recently
came across my desk.

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You don't have a desk.

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All right, it was a text
message from an old colleague.

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You don't have colleagues.

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Do you want to hear this or not?

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Fine, go.

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There's a certain substance...

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Pure, uncut...

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That we can buy in Canada

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for pennies on the dollar,

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smuggle back here and
sell to my colleague

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for an enormous profit.

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Our friend just died of an overdose

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and you want to smuggle
drugs to get over it?

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I'm not talking about drugs.

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Then what are you talking about?

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Maple syrup.

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I don't understand.

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Is that a street name for something?

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No, it's the actual name.

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You mean the stuff you put on pancakes?

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Or waffles, French toast...

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Ooh. Have you ever put it on bacon?

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No, that sounds good.

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It's incredible.

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Even Turkey bacon.

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You glaze it, then you put it

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- in the oven at 350...
- Bonnie: Ladies,

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ladies... focus.

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My guy says there's a lot
of money to be made

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for anybody who's willing
to... How shall we say...

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Get their hands a little sticky.

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(Clicks tongue)

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But maple syrup isn't illegal.

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It is when it fell off
the back of a truck.

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Wouldn't that just make a mess?

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It's a saying, Wendy.

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The stuff is stolen?

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Oh...

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Hot syrup.

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Mmm.

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You put a little butter
in that... forget about it.

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Oh, for God's sake. Never mind.

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No, no, no, I think this...
might be just what we need.

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How much money are we talking about?

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If we each kick in $500,

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we clear five grand apiece.

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Wow.

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That kind of money would
really solve a lot of problems.

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Sure would.

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Tell me about it.

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What?

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I need a new purse.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Okay, I got our
contact's name in Canada,

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$1,000 in cash and some pepper spray,

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just in case things go sideways.

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Great.

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Mad Libs or Travel Yahtzee?

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You're kidding, right?

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This isn't a camping trip,
it's a smuggling operation.

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We could end up in jail.

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I don't care. I'm breaking bad.

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Really?

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This is usually where you get all judgy,

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rat me out to Marjorie,
and then she's all,

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"Bonnie, you need to think
about the consequences."

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Well, Marjorie hates me now,

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so we're talking a
walk on the wild side.

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With healthy and nutritious snacks.

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Motherhood ruined you.

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Hey, I am willing to commit a felony,

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but I refuse to sit in a car with you

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when you have low blood sugar.

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Yeah? Well, I don't want to
sit in a car with you, period.

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Okay, I just heard it. Give me a carrot.

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Take 'em all.

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Look at us. Sneakin' stuff across
the border, just like the old days.

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Yeah. We are a couple of bad-asses.

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Ooh! I forgot my mittens.

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♪ ♪

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Wendy: I have to pee.

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Oh, for God's sake. I asked you

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if you needed to pee
before you got in the car.

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Yeah, well, at the time, I didn't.

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Did you even try?

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Don't talk to me like I'm a child,

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just 'cause I have to tinkle.

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Get off at the next exit.

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We'll find a gas station.

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Oh, not a gas station.

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Those bathrooms are too dirty.

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Okay, Wendy, where
would you like to tinkle?

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I've had good luck at
Denny's and McDonald's.

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Hmm.

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Good to know.

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Pull over. Let's see what
kind of luck she has

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crouched behind a guard rail.

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She's kidding, right?

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Afraid not.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Turn around ♪

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♪ bright eyes ♪

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♪ every now and then I fall apart ♪

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♪ turn around bright eyes ♪

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♪ every now and then I fall apart ♪

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♪ and I need you now tonight ♪

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♪ and I need you more than ever ♪

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♪ and if you'll only hold me tight ♪

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♪ we'll be holding on forever... ♪

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- When do we come back in?
- When it's your car.

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♪ And we'll only be
making it right... ♪

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♪ ♪

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Male reader: The hot
sting of the riding crop

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across her tender buttocks

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filled Samantha with humiliation

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and desire.

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The part of her that hated
Dirk for stealing her ranch

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wanted to say, "No. Stop."

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But the rest of her could only cry out

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"harder! Harder!"

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Yeah, I'm not comfortable

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getting horny in front of my mom.

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Well, she's not my mom.

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Press "play."

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No, let's... do something else.

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Have a nice conversation.

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I wonder what Marjorie thought

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when we didn't show up
at the meeting tonight.

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Who cares?

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Ooh. Raggin' on Marjorie.

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I like it.

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Hey.

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She decided to make me the bad guy

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for caring about her happiness,

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so the hell with her.

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Oh, damn it.

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"Harder. Harder!"

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I'm sorry, but if Samantha
really wanted her ranch back,

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couldn't she arrange some sort
of payment plan with the bank?

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♪ ♪

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(Exhales) Where is this guy?

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Don't worry, he'll be here.

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What are you doing?

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Posting my picture on Instagram.

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Are you crazy?

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What?

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My followers like to
know what I'm up to.

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You've been posting
pictures the whole trip?

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No...

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I swear to God,

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if I got to jail, it's
gonna be for murder.

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They're here, they're here!

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Calm down, Wendy.

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It's not an ice cream truck.

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You got the money?

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Right here.

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Let's do it.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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We got this. You guys stay here.

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Okay, we got your back.

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First sign of trouble,

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get in the car, we're out of here.

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Are you Shoshanna?

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That's me.

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Shoshanna.

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Nice.

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You have the stuff?

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You have the money?

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Slow down.

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I'm gonna need to
taste what we're buying.

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Oh, yeah, that's right out of the tree.

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Can I have some?

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Sheesh, it's like bring
your kid to work day.

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Christy: Mmm...

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What are you doing?

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Mmm. Sorry, old habit.

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Okay.

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100 gallons; We've got a deal.

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So where does a guy your size buy pants?

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I'm thinking you're too big
and tall for "Big & Tall".

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Can you hear me up there?

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Uh, Shosh?

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I think we have a problem.

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Whoa.

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How much does that thing weigh?

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300, 400 pounds.

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Uh, I'm assuming you'll help
us put it in the car, right?

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Nope.

246
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Did I piss you off about
the big and tall thing?

247
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'Cause I'm big and tall, too.

248
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I got this.

249
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Any chance you have

250
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a few thousand more of
those tiny squeeze bears?

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Thanks for the help, fellas!

252
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Canadian dicks.

253
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Mexican criminals are
so much more courteous.

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Until they make you dig your own grave.

255
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How are we gonna get this in the car?

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Good for you. You spotted the problem.

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Well, I guess the first thing we do

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is walk it over there.

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Yep, I guess.

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Okay.

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On the count of three.

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One, two, three.

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(Groaning, grunting)

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- Other way, other way.
- Which other way?

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Toward the car, genius.

266
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Whoo! Somebody has low blood sugar.

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Rock it up and spin, spin, spin.

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Whoa!

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Rock it up and spin, spin, spin.

270
00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:14,858
(Exhales)

271
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,359
This is fun.

272
00:11:16,361 --> 00:11:19,362
You've never had actual fun, have you?

273
00:11:20,532 --> 00:11:22,616
♪ ♪

274
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:24,668
... spin, spin, spin.

275
00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:25,619
(Grunts)

276
00:11:25,621 --> 00:11:26,620
Oh, oh!

277
00:11:26,622 --> 00:11:28,288
Girl power!

278
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,123
(Whoops) Oh!

279
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,875
Stupid men would've probably

280
00:11:31,877 --> 00:11:34,377
just backed the car up to the barrel.

281
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,219
What?

282
00:11:42,221 --> 00:11:44,271
♪ ♪

283
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:45,907
Okay.

284
00:11:45,932 --> 00:11:47,141
On the count of three.

285
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,048
One, two, three.

286
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,633
(Grunting)

287
00:11:50,635 --> 00:11:52,335
Little higher, little higher.

288
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,719
We're not gonna make it.

289
00:11:53,721 --> 00:11:55,338
We don't have a choice. Lift!

290
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,174
Don't get mad, but I have to pee again!

291
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,843
Nobody pees until this
barrel's in the car.

292
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,012
(Bellowing)

293
00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:08,344
Pick me up at the
Denny's across the street!

294
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,322
♪ ♪

295
00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:17,531
Wendy: Do you think they
have syrup-sniffing dogs?

296
00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,734
Yes, Wendy, they've
given up on drug cartels

297
00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:23,119
in order to crack down on Aunt Jemima.

298
00:12:24,156 --> 00:12:26,032
They are searching all the cars.

299
00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,741
Maybe we should turn around.

300
00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:29,326
A u-turn at the border?

301
00:12:29,328 --> 00:12:31,161
Yeah, that won't look suspicious.

302
00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:33,547
Oh, my God, we're all
gonna go to prison!

303
00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:34,714
A little louder, Wendy.

304
00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:36,166
I don't think the
border guards heard you.

305
00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:38,468
All right, everybody just calm down.

306
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:41,338
I got us through Marjorie's
wedding after Jodi died

307
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,923
and I can get us through this.

308
00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:46,843
Of course, if I had
taken Jodi's phone call,

309
00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,178
none of this would be happening.

310
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,095
Don't go there.

311
00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,594
What do you mean, don't go there?

312
00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:51,918
It's all I think about.

313
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,493
She needed me and I was too busy

314
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,468
with the stupid wedding. (Sniffles)

315
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,607
No one blames you.

316
00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:01,930
Yeah, well...

317
00:13:02,778 --> 00:13:03,915
I blame me.

318
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,496
- (Crying)
- No. Don't start.

319
00:13:06,498 --> 00:13:07,664
If you start, I'll...

320
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,366
(Crying): I'm starting.

321
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,450
Me, too.

322
00:13:10,452 --> 00:13:11,501
(Sniffles)

323
00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:12,419
(All crying)

324
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:14,120
- (Tapping at window)
- What?

325
00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:15,413
Oh...

326
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,507
(Sniffling)

327
00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:19,709
Hello, officer.

328
00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:21,878
Everything okay in here?

329
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,880
No. Nothing's okay.

330
00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:26,266
Our friend died and we came
up here to get away from it

331
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:29,052
but you can't get away from
it, 'cause it's just too awful.

332
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,889
(Sobbing)

333
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,539
Tell 'em to pop the trunk.

334
00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:36,087
Nah, they're cool.

335
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,670
Drive safely.

336
00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:46,486
♪ ♪

337
00:13:57,141 --> 00:13:58,665
What are you doing?

338
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:00,509
(Sighs)

339
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:01,533
I need a meeting.

340
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,752
Here?

341
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,170
Why not?

342
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,389
We've got four drunks and
a bunch of crappy snacks.

343
00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:07,782
Sounds like a meeting to me.

344
00:14:08,446 --> 00:14:09,392
All right.

345
00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:11,344
I guess we're having a meeting.

346
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:18,626
Welcome to the Interstate 5,

347
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,688
Mile Marker 23 meeting
of Alcoholics Anonymous.

348
00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:24,274
I'll start.

349
00:14:24,276 --> 00:14:26,276
(Sighs)

350
00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:28,244
Hi, I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.

351
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:29,805
All: Hi, Christy.

352
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,790
I know we joke a lot

353
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:36,870
about... all the crazy stuff we did

354
00:14:36,872 --> 00:14:38,727
when we were drunk and loaded.

355
00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:40,957
(Sniffs)

356
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:43,719
And maybe it's funny
'cause we got away with it.

357
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,446
We're still here.

358
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,430
But Jodi's not.

359
00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:56,189
And I've got to find some way

360
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:57,579
to make sense of that.

361
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,102
Otherwise, her dying is just...

362
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,727
a complete waste.

363
00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:11,157
We have to make it mean something.

364
00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:14,196
I have to...

365
00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:17,977
... make it mean something.

366
00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,081
(Sighs)

367
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,555
And the only way I can do that

368
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,798
is by... never taking my
sobriety for granted.

369
00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,805
I don't know how many
second chances I'll get.

370
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,290
I've had eight.

371
00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:35,679
Anyway...

372
00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:36,680
(Clears throat)

373
00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:37,618
That's it.

374
00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:40,255
Would anyone else like to share?

375
00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,798
I'm not following that.

376
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:46,634
I think you said it all.

377
00:15:47,938 --> 00:15:49,227
Okay.

378
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:51,868
Serenity prayer.

379
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:52,727
(Sniffs)

380
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,952
(Clears throat)

381
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,249
God...

382
00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:59,586
All: ... Grant me the serenity

383
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:02,172
to accept the things I cannot change,

384
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:06,235
the courage to change the things I can

385
00:16:06,774 --> 00:16:09,929
and the wisdom to know the difference.

386
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,493
All: Amen.

387
00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:33,149
(Knocking)

388
00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:39,385
- Hi.
- Hi.

389
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,583
This a bad time?

390
00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:45,009
That depends. Are you gonna yell at me?

391
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:46,839
No.

392
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,227
Then come on in.

393
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,476
You want some tea?

394
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,969
Uh, no, thanks.

395
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,564
So... what's up?

396
00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:01,223
I'm here because I owe you an amends.

397
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,844
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

398
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,774
I know your heart was in the right place

399
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,766
when you didn't tell me about Jodi.

400
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,626
You wanted me to enjoy
my honeymoon, and I did.

401
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,273
I'm glad.

402
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,368
- (Sighs)
- That is... all I wanted.

403
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,179
I think I just channeled
all my emotions about Jodi

404
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,665
into being angry at you,

405
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,273
which was wrong.

406
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:24,367
- I totally get it.
- (Laughs)

407
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:25,953
I'm sorry.

408
00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,079
Thank you.

409
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,373
And I'm sorry.

410
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,958
What are you sorry about?

411
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:33,960
I don't know.

412
00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:36,665
I'm just more comfortable
being the one who apologizes.

413
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:38,715
(Chuckling)

414
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:41,707
(sighs)

415
00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:43,344
So how are you doing?

416
00:17:44,808 --> 00:17:46,182
Better than I was.

417
00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:48,004
That's good to hear.

418
00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:50,520
So what were the four of you

419
00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:51,793
doing up in Canada?

420
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,324
Canada?

421
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,626
Yeah, I follow Jill on Instagram.

422
00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:58,628
There was a whole bunch
of pictures of your trip.

423
00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:00,917
Oh, yeah...

424
00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:04,207
We just decided, you know,

425
00:18:04,232 --> 00:18:06,514
spur of the moment, to hit the road

426
00:18:06,539 --> 00:18:07,905
process and heal...

427
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,530
You could almost call it sort of a...

428
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,199
spiritual retreat.

429
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,122
Christy!

430
00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:16,182
Look what I... Hey! Hi! Hello!

431
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,861
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