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<i>- Previously on Mom...
- I just don't know what to expect.</i>

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Have any of you ever
dated a handicapped guy?

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When I was in high school,
my boyfriend had a glass eye.

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Was it a problem?

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No, I loved it.

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If I was having a bad
hair day or a giant zit,

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I'd just stand on his blind side.

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Bonnie, it's just dinner.

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I don't think you have to
worry about any of that stuff.

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Speaking of stuff, what about his stuff?

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What if his stuff doesn't work?

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That doesn't mean you can't have fun.

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Yeah. His tongue's not in a wheelchair.

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Thanks. This is perfect.

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Do people always stare at you?

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(chuckles) What are you talking about?

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They're staring at you.

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- Stop.
- I'm serious.

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You're a giant. They
think you might eat them.

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I'm gonna have a beer. Does
it bother you if I drink?

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Does it bother you if I walk?

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Not if you're in front of me.
I like the view from back there.

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Good answer.

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Yee-haw!

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(whoops)

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(laughing) This is fun.

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Uh, hang on.

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Oh. Now you're just showing off.

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(laughter)

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Tonight was great.

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Can we do it again?

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- We better.
- Good.

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- _
- This is awesome.

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Makes getting stuff from
the kitchen so much easier.

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That's what I say every day.

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"This wheelchair sure is convenient."

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I'm sorry. Am I getting
too comfortable with you?

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No, I like it.

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In fact, how would you feel

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about going away with me for a few days?

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Really? What'd you have in mind?

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A long weekend in Cabo.

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Ooh, sounds nice.

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Are we at that point
in our relationship?

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

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that we could tolerate each other

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for four days and three nights, babe.

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That sounds about right.

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Okay, challenge accepted.

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Oh, my God... old
people kissing. So cute.

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You ready to go?

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Oh, geez, it's 6:30.

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- Where you going?
- We've got a meeting.

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You just had a meeting last night.

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I know, but then I woke up today

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and I was still an alcoholic.

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Why don't you hang out till I get back?

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The meeting's only an hour.

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Really? Are we at the "leave me alone

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in your apartment" point
of the relationship?

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Better you concern yourself
with how we share a bathroom

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in Mexico for four
days and three nights.

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I'll make sure to bring
matches and a candle.

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- Oh, you're so romantic.
- Oh.

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Let's roll.

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- Be back before you know it.
- Have fun not drinking.

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<i>How do you share a hotel bathroom</i>

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for four days and three nights?

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You don't. You go to the
Starbucks in the lobby

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and destroy the one there.

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_

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Uh, I'm Travis. I'm a drug addict.

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ALL: Hi, Travis.

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I have, uh... five days sober?

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I don't really know
what I'm supposed to say.

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You know things have gotten bad

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when your drug dealer
tells you you need help.

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This isn't the first time I
tried to get clean, either.

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I-I had a couple months a while back.

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Even had a girlfriend.

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Life was pretty good.

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And then...

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I don't know.

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I thought I could get high

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every once in a while,

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and I convinced her that she could, too.

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Some of you might have known her.

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I think she came to this meeting.

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I'm...

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- pretty sure that's what she told me.
- Oh, God. Travis.

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- My memory is...
- That's Jodi's boyfriend.

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... messed up these days.

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Anyway,

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I just can't live like this anymore.

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Part of me is scared I'm gonna die.

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And part of me is scared I won't.

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(sniffles) That's all I got.

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Who else would like to share?

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I don't know about the rest of you,

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but I want to kick the
crap out of that guy.

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Yeah, like a hundred pounds
of you is gonna hurt somebody.

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Excuse me, but I have a beast
mode you don't know about.

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What have I always told you?
A lady doesn't use her fists.

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That's what cars are for.

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That's not gonna bring Jodi back.

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Yeah, but it might stop that dirtbag

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from killing someone else.

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Look, I miss Jodi as much as you all do,

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but Travis didn't kill
her. Her addiction did.

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Why can't you be a normal
person and just hate?

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Oh, believe me, I have my moments.

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Like every time you open your mouth.

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Let's go, old woman.

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I will toss you like a salad.

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Everybody just settle down.

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Yeah, let's not forget.

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Travis didn't hold a gun to Jodi's head

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and make her shoot up.

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Yeah, but he brought
drugs over to the apartment

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of someone who was
barely six months sober.

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Yeah, and now he's trying to get sober,

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and our job is to help him.

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Which is why

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I encouraged him to come back.

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Wait. You told him to
come back to our meeting?

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Yes, I did.

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You know, we all follow you around

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like you're this great wise woman,

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but maybe you're just a lunatic.

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You want to run him over with
a car, but I'm the lunatic?

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Not run him over, just send a message.

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Come on, back me up here.

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I'm sorry. I agree with Marjorie.

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- (sighs)
- Me, too.

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Okay, Christy, it's just you and me.

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Oh, that's never a good thing.

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Let's talk about happy things.

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Bonnie, how's it going
with your boyfriend?

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(gasps) I forgot my boyfriend!

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Oh, don't come home for a while.
I have some making up to do.

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- I am so sorry.
- Yeah, me, too.

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Please don't go.

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You said you'd be right back.

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I'm sitting in there for
three and a half hours

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with no booze and
nothing but basic cable.

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I-I know. I-I'm-I'm sorry.

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I just... I got caught up in something.

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Yeah, well, clearly these meetings

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are more important than me.

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Adam, wait.

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I did my waiting.
Three and a half hours.

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Come on, Le-let me make it up to you.

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What do you got in mind?

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Uh, how about I rock your world

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while you just lay back and watch ESPN?

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You don't have ESPN.

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Fine. I'll just yell out scores.

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That'll work.

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Hey, instead of you sitting
around, wondering what I'm doing

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at these meetings, why don't
you come with me one night

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and see for yourself?

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You want me to go to an AA meeting?

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Yeah, just as an observer.

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Huh.

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Uh, I don't want to
jeopardize the really hot sex

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we're about to have, but
that sounds just awful.

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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

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You'll meet some interesting women,

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you'll hear a lot of inspiring stories.

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You might even cry.

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Oh, God, it's basic
cable all over again.

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- This way.
- Where are we going?

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We're gonna use the bed
in my grandson's room.

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Wow, way to talk dirty to me.

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(grunts)

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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You have coffee and
cookies before the meeting

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and coffee and dessert after?

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Moderation's not our strong suit.

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So, Adam, Bonnie tells
me you were a stuntman.

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Work with any big stars?

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I doubled Bruce Willis on a few films.

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Really? Do you know how
to get in touch with him?

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(laughing): I think he's married.

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I didn't ask that.

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I think it's just great

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you came to the meeting
to support Bonnie.

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Well, to be honest, um, I
really wasn't too sure about it,

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but she can be very persuasive.

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Twice.

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Hey.

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- How's it going?
- Good. You?

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Still breathing.

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Great. Good.

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Glad you're still breathing.

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I want you to know something.

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I was Jodi's sponsor,
and I really loved her,

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and I wish she was still breathing,

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but because of you, she isn't,

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and I will never forgive you for it.

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Got it.

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Yeah.

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Run away! Like you
did when she was dying!

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So, now that I'm sober,

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I'm able to take care of myself and

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keep a job and pay my bills.

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In fact, after a lifetime
of riding the bus,

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I just bought myself
my first ever new car.

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Then it started having
all these problems,

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and... I don't know what to do.

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How about take it back to the dealer?

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It's still under warranty.

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- (shushing)
- When I start

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the car in the morning
and turn the heater on,

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cold air comes out.

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All cars do that. The engine's cold.

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- (shushing)
- But that's okay.

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I just bundle up and
ask God for guidance.

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You don't need God. You just need to let

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the freakin' car warm up.

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We don't give advice. We just listen.

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Then why are we here?

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Anyway, thanks for letting me share.

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(applause)

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Why is everybody clapping? She's stupid.

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- I mean...
- Shh!

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Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.

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ALL: Hi, Jill.

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I've been feeling really lonely lately.

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So I think I might adopt one
of those little Chinese babies.

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Oh, for God's sake...

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Okay. I just got to say it.

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I have never wanted a
drink more in my life.

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Well, AA is just not for you.

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How is it for anybody?

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Listening to people's problems
and then not helping them.

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It gives you perspective
on your own life.

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You realize you're not the
only one who has problems.

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Really? You thought other
people don't have problems?

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Do you get out much?
Have you met other people?

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There's more to it than that.

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Hey, I got a great idea.

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Instead of blowing me off
to go to these meetings,

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you tell me your
problems, I won't help you,

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and then I'll clap.

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I'll tell you my problem.

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My boyfriend's being a real jerk.

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Hang on.

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Would anyone else like to share?

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Anybody?

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- Sorry.
- Where's Adam?

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He's, uh, processing the meeting.

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- What does that mean?
- He's at a bar drinking.

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Hey, did anybody see that Travis
boy at the meeting tonight?

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Yeah. He was out in the
hallway when I came in.

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Huh. I wonder why he didn't stay.

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I wonder why we're not talking
about Jill's new Chinese baby.

258
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I'm not 100% on Chinese.

259
00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:49,264
I could see myself toting
around a little India baby.

260
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,138
You know, you might want
to start by adopting a dog

261
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:53,548
and see how that goes.

262
00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:57,389
Oh, no. Dogs are so high-maintenance.

263
00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:00,182
Oh, damn it.

264
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,678
Travis didn't come to the meeting

265
00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,600
because I got in his
face and chased him off.

266
00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:06,968
Oh, Christy.

267
00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:08,920
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it.

268
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:11,788
Well, you know what you got to do now.

269
00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,419
No. I am not apologizing to that kid.

270
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,569
He can rot in hell for all I care.

271
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,589
Really? Is that the kind
of person you want to be?

272
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,936
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.

273
00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:23,908
I'm proud of you. I
wouldn't apologize either.

274
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:28,498
(groans)

275
00:12:30,469 --> 00:12:33,022
Do I know my little girl?

276
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,070
(rock music playing)

277
00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,428
Hi. Travis?

278
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,639
Seriously?

279
00:12:48,089 --> 00:12:49,311
What do you want?

280
00:12:49,787 --> 00:12:51,092
Can we talk?

281
00:12:51,764 --> 00:12:52,905
I'm working.

282
00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:56,348
Fine. I'm a customer.

283
00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:58,088
I want to get something pierced.

284
00:12:58,089 --> 00:12:59,258
What would you recommend?

285
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,758
I don't know. Some people
get their nose or tongue.

286
00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:05,911
Both solid ideas, but I have a job

287
00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:08,960
where people see me
while they're eating.

288
00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:11,524
How about another earring?

289
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,388
Perfect.

290
00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:14,759
Take a seat.

291
00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:21,218
Okay, so, first of all,
I owe you an amends.

292
00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:24,298
I should never have said
those terrible things to you

293
00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:25,299
at the meeting.

294
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,298
I'm still pretty messed
up about Jodi, but...

295
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:31,218
I shouldn't have taken it out on you.

296
00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:32,772
Okay.

297
00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:35,348
Please keep going to meetings.

298
00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:38,348
I don't care where, I don't care when.

299
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,178
You're welcome back to ours. Just...

300
00:13:40,179 --> 00:13:41,592
Ow!

301
00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:44,764
No warning?

302
00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:47,811
"Ready, set, go" is for people I like.

303
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,089
Pay at the counter.

304
00:13:56,548 --> 00:13:58,428
Just so you know...

305
00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:02,758
there is nothing that
anybody could say to me

306
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,303
that's worse than what I say to myself.

307
00:14:06,741 --> 00:14:08,897
For the rest of my life,

308
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,509
I got to live with what I did.

309
00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:18,295
You didn't kill her.

310
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,850
She used because she was an addict,

311
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,413
and that's what addicts do.

312
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:30,348
Do you think it is even possible

313
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,303
for someone as messed
up as me to stay sober?

314
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:41,647
Come back to the meeting

315
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,733
and... I'll introduce you to my mother.

316
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,928
Hey. How do I know you're not faking

317
00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:53,588
the whole paralyzed thing
so I'm always waiting on you?

318
00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:56,008
Light the couch on fire
and see for yourself.

319
00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:58,396
- (laughs)
- Listen,

320
00:14:58,686 --> 00:15:00,928
I feel kind of bad about
how I acted the other night

321
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,548
- after the meeting.
- Oh, please, don't.

322
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,888
I look forward to finding
something you're passionate

323
00:15:04,889 --> 00:15:06,928
about so I can crap all over it.

324
00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:09,888
- (chuckles)
- Hey, I'm trying to apologize.

325
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:11,468
And I'm taking advantage of it.

326
00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:14,298
I also think the reason
you don't understand

327
00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,968
how important AA is to me
is because you don't know

328
00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:19,030
what I was like before I got sober.

329
00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:21,591
What are you saying, there's
a crazier version of you?

330
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,038
Let's go to the videotape and find out.

331
00:15:25,572 --> 00:15:27,821
("Canon in D" playing)

332
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:29,895
Let me fast-forward to the good part.

333
00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:32,161
(dance music playing)

334
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,234
Back off!

335
00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:39,811
Come on, you douche bags, dance!

336
00:15:39,836 --> 00:15:42,256
You're ruining my daughter's wedding!

337
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:47,468
All right, you're a little out
of control, but I've seen worse.

338
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:49,795
Oh, baby, I'm just getting warmed up.

339
00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:54,298
All right! Here we go!

340
00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,888
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

341
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,258
Mine! Mine.

342
00:15:58,259 --> 00:15:59,928
Mine!

343
00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:01,348
Give it!

344
00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:03,509
Mine! Mine!

345
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:07,218
Okay, that was a
little over-the-top.

346
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,217
Wait for it.

347
00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:13,428
Congratulations, Christy and Baxter!

348
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:16,444
I'm next, bitches!

349
00:16:20,538 --> 00:16:22,147
That ain't right.

350
00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,545
It also ain't over.

351
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,798
I just want to apologize to everyone.

352
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:33,599
Obviously, this is not how I
wanted my wedding to turn out.

353
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,718
Oh, come on! I had to punch him!

354
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,468
The bastard stole my cocaine!

355
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:40,139
Ask him! (shouting)

356
00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:44,209
Baxter, why are you taping this?

357
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:53,928
So, what do you think?

358
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:57,163
Is there a meeting now? I'll drive you.

359
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:09,928
We're glad you came back
to the meeting, Travis.

360
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:13,155
Thanks. I hope I wasn't
out of line trying

361
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:15,077
to help that lady with her car.

362
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:18,944
She just needs to let it warm up.

363
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:22,288
My boyfriend is really gonna like you.

364
00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:27,251
Just so you know, we come here
after almost every meeting,

365
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:28,475
if you ever want to hang out.

366
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:29,883
I'd like that.

367
00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:33,609
Jodi was always talking
about these cool older ladies

368
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,069
she knew from the meeting.

369
00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:40,025
She told me a lot of stories.

370
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,865
One of you is really smart and kind

371
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,124
and helps people all the time.

372
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:45,529
Guilty.

373
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:50,382
And somebody punched a camel?

374
00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:52,406
It was a long time
ago. I was super drunk,

375
00:17:52,431 --> 00:17:54,225
and he wouldn't give me a cigarette.

376
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:57,735
Who cries all the time?

377
00:17:57,736 --> 00:17:59,374
Yeah, that's me!

378
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,525
And she talked

379
00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:03,936
a lot about you, Christy.

380
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,865
And how much she loved you

381
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,974
and how you tried to stop
her from going out with me.

382
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,467
What can I say?

383
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:15,773
Nothing.

384
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,374
I just wish she listened to you.

385
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,202
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