1
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Pretty nasty, huh?

2
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Took seven stitches to close that up.

3
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Oh, please.

4
00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:08,829
12 stitches.

5
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Picked a bar fight with a mirror.

6
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Turned out I was giving
myself the finger.

7
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All right, all right,

8
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I'm just getting warmed up.

9
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22 stitches doing stunts

10
00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:20,703
on "The Hangover".

11
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23 doing mushrooms

12
00:00:23,211 --> 00:00:24,765
with a hangover.

13
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I win. (chuckles)

14
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Uh... (clears throat)

15
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Fine, it's a tie.

16
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(phone dings)

17
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That was smooth.

18
00:00:43,796 --> 00:00:44,465
What?

19
00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:46,200
The dipsy-doodle with your phone.

20
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It was just a text.

21
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Come here, let me see that
sexy scar on your neck again.

22
00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:54,308
So who is she?

23
00:00:55,363 --> 00:00:56,390
What are you talking about?

24
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The woman who just texted you.

25
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Don't worry, I'm not judging you.

26
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I'm just trying to figure out
how to roll you into traffic.

27
00:01:02,179 --> 00:01:04,078
You really think I'm
fooling around on you?

28
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Why else would you look at a
text and turn your phone over?

29
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It's not a woman. Then let me see it.

30
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No, it's private.

31
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Hey, I don't keep secrets from you.

32
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Look me in the eye and
tell me that's true.

33
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It's not important.

34
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I didn't flip the phone.

35
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Are you really gonna
let this ruin our night?

36
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Nice. You're the one
sleeping with someone

37
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and I'm ruining our night.

38
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So, yes.

39
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

40
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(stuffed up): "A trial is
closed to the public

41
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only when it's necessary to... "

42
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protect trade secrets,

43
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avoid intimidation of witnesses

44
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and...

45
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Come on, you saw this on "Law & Order".

46
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♪ Bump-bump... ♪

47
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♪ Bump-bump! ♪

48
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... protect the identity of a juvenile.

49
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Yes!

50
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The prosecution rests.

51
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And maybe dies.

52
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(sighs) Hey.

53
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Hey.

54
00:02:20,025 --> 00:02:22,259
Oh, that doesn't sound good.

55
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It's just allergies.

56
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Or maybe malaria.

57
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What are you doing home?

58
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Adam's cheating on me.

59
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Already?

60
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I mean, oh, no.

61
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How do you know?

62
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He got a text and turned over his phone.

63
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- Ooh.
- Exactly.

64
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What'd the text say?

65
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I don't know, he wouldn't show it to me.

66
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Well, Mom, then your evidence

67
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is just circumstantial,

68
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which is especially
problematic in civil cases

69
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where evidence is lacking.

70
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Yes!

71
00:02:58,769 --> 00:03:00,093
So what'd you do?

72
00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:01,971
Well, what could I do?
I screwed his brains out

73
00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:03,687
and left. That'll show him.

74
00:03:03,941 --> 00:03:05,375
Show him what?

75
00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,929
A woman had sex with
him, then disappeared?

76
00:03:08,279 --> 00:03:10,117
Isn't that every guy's dream?

77
00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:14,150
The point is, he'll be thinking about me

78
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when he has sex with her.

79
00:03:16,186 --> 00:03:18,148
Don't guys do that anyway?

80
00:03:18,622 --> 00:03:22,015
Hey, I support you
when you do dumb stuff.

81
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Sorry.

82
00:03:23,928 --> 00:03:25,895
You really like him, don't you?

83
00:03:25,963 --> 00:03:27,890
How does me wanting to
kill him mean I like him?

84
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Because you only kill what you love.

85
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(phone dings)

86
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Sounds like somebody woke
up from his post-coital nap.

87
00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,186
Aw, he wants to know
that I got home okay.

88
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Jackass.

89
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I need to become a lawyer
so I can move away from this.

90
00:03:49,753 --> 00:03:50,843
Thank you.

91
00:03:50,868 --> 00:03:52,695
Your first course will be right out.

92
00:03:53,891 --> 00:03:55,358
Are you all right?

93
00:03:55,426 --> 00:03:58,757
Oh, yeah, I just got
to lay off the cigars.

94
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Order in.

95
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Lovely.

96
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Sorry.

97
00:04:18,102 --> 00:04:21,085
Not to worry. Uh, Paul,
give these to the busboys.

98
00:04:24,236 --> 00:04:26,640
Why don't you and the
bubonic plague go home?

99
00:04:27,124 --> 00:04:29,225
I'm fine.

100
00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:31,227
Ooh, an energy drink.

101
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What are you, four years old?

102
00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,798
I just got to get through this shift.

103
00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:38,067
Then do what the rest of
us do: go out into the alley

104
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and snort a line of
blow like a grown-up.

105
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Did you forget I'm sober?

106
00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,984
Did you forget that I don't care?

107
00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:49,145
All right, one crispy
sea bass and one...

108
00:04:49,213 --> 00:04:51,547
Brown v. Board of Education.

109
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1954, separate schools are not equal.

110
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Yes!

111
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Sorry, I've got finals.
I'm gonna be a lawyer.

112
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Yeah, and this hamburger
gonna be a steak.

113
00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:07,597
It's snowing in the alley.

114
00:05:07,665 --> 00:05:10,967
Uh-huh. Thank you,
Ramone. Cocaine break.

115
00:05:13,538 --> 00:05:15,039
(knocking)

116
00:05:18,575 --> 00:05:21,310
Really? Two days, 19 phone calls,

117
00:05:21,578 --> 00:05:23,579
about a hundred text messages,

118
00:05:23,796 --> 00:05:25,453
you just ignore me?

119
00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:27,609
Sorry, I just thought you'd be
busy with your other girlfriend.

120
00:05:27,634 --> 00:05:30,753
Bonnie, stop. There is no one else.

121
00:05:30,821 --> 00:05:32,455
Then why'd you turn
your phone upside down?

122
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You do know that is
the international symbol

123
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for wandering boner.

124
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I did not know that. Okay.

125
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Okay, fine.

126
00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:47,479
Look, the other woman is
a stuntman named Mitch.

127
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She's six-three, about 220,

128
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and lost a testicle

129
00:05:51,508 --> 00:05:54,177
while working on Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

130
00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,304
"Don't be a jerk, come to the reunion."

131
00:05:58,716 --> 00:05:59,968
What reunion?

132
00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,451
A bunch of my old crew

133
00:06:01,518 --> 00:06:03,086
are getting together
in L.A. this weekend.

134
00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,622
I don't want to go and I
didn't feel like explaining why.

135
00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,458
So, you'd rather me think
you were seeing someone else

136
00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:09,926
than just tell me what was going on?

137
00:06:09,993 --> 00:06:11,394
Well, I'd rather you just trust me.

138
00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:13,146
Oh, Adam, the words "trust me" just mean

139
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there's no cash in the
locker at the bus station.

140
00:06:15,632 --> 00:06:17,233
Bonnie, even if I wanted another woman,

141
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I couldn't do anything with her.

142
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You've worn me down to a nub.

143
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Good. That was the plan.

144
00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:27,110
So, assuming this reunion thing is real,

145
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why don't you want to go?

146
00:06:28,746 --> 00:06:29,750
Look...

147
00:06:31,312 --> 00:06:33,349
I love that you don't
see this chair anymore,

148
00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:36,396
and for the most part, I don't either.

149
00:06:36,421 --> 00:06:38,187
But when I'm around my guys...

150
00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,862
It's just really hard.

151
00:06:45,929 --> 00:06:46,963
Oh, honey...

152
00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:48,965
No, God, please, uh,
don't-don't do that.

153
00:06:49,032 --> 00:06:50,266
People feeling sorry for me...

154
00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:52,914
That's exactly why I'm not going.

155
00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,239
But... Adam, it's your
call, but I got to tell you,

156
00:06:56,306 --> 00:06:58,407
if I avoided places where
people felt sorry for me,

157
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I'd never leave the house.

158
00:07:00,242 --> 00:07:02,645
Yeah, good, can we just drop it?

159
00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,147
- Sure.
- Thanks.

160
00:07:06,054 --> 00:07:07,216
But you know...

161
00:07:07,284 --> 00:07:08,684
And she picked it back up.

162
00:07:08,752 --> 00:07:10,953
Your friends just want to see you,

163
00:07:11,021 --> 00:07:13,289
they don't care that you
can't jump out a window

164
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with your hair on fire.

165
00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:15,905
Which I've done, by the way.

166
00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,507
Me, too, I just didn't get paid for it.

167
00:07:18,929 --> 00:07:20,396
(both chuckle)

168
00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,299
Oh... you really think I should go?

169
00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,921
I think if you don't, you'll regret it.

170
00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:28,237
On the other hand, if I stay,

171
00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:29,414
you'll get mad at me

172
00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:32,101
and we can have crazy angry sex again.

173
00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:34,054
Or you go,

174
00:07:34,679 --> 00:07:36,245
you still get the crazy sex

175
00:07:36,313 --> 00:07:38,714
and you get the welcome home sex,

176
00:07:38,782 --> 00:07:41,460
which, not to brag, is
where I really shine.

177
00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:46,687
Oh, I'm gonna puke.

178
00:07:47,578 --> 00:07:49,158
We're just kissing.

179
00:07:49,226 --> 00:07:51,648
Oh, not you.

180
00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,763
Well, maybe you a little.

181
00:07:53,964 --> 00:07:55,798
But carry on,

182
00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,945
I'm going upstairs to study.

183
00:07:58,068 --> 00:07:59,302
Honey, are you okay?

184
00:07:59,369 --> 00:08:01,578
I'm fine, I'm just...

185
00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:03,873
Oh, my God! Christy!

186
00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,174
Yeah, sorry,

187
00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:07,009
just a little under the weather.

188
00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:09,613
Oh, my God... Call 911!

189
00:08:09,646 --> 00:08:12,048
- Okay, okay. 
- Christy, honey, talk to me.

190
00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:13,349
Why aren't you calling?

191
00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:15,234
- I can't find my phone!
- Oh.

192
00:08:16,316 --> 00:08:18,251
There it is.

193
00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:34,390
Am I in heaven?

194
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,601
Christy?

195
00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,218
That would be a no.

196
00:08:39,398 --> 00:08:42,191
Honey, you're in the
hospital. You have pneumonia.

197
00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:44,429
- What?
- You passed out.

198
00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:46,090
Really?

199
00:08:46,463 --> 00:08:48,798
I haven't done that since I drank.

200
00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:50,399
Weird waking up in a bed that doesn't

201
00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:51,868
have a strange guy in it, huh?

202
00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,524
How's my patient doing?

203
00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:57,206
Oh, good, Wendy. How
long am I gonna be here?

204
00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,508
I have finals tomorrow.

205
00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:01,077
You can forget about that.
You're a very sick girl.

206
00:09:01,398 --> 00:09:03,246
And you, what'd I tell
you about the mask?

207
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,348
Sorry.

208
00:09:05,415 --> 00:09:07,583
Wendy, please, this is really important.

209
00:09:07,608 --> 00:09:09,796
What's important is for you
to stop talking and rest.

210
00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:12,089
- But I really...
- Quiet!

211
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,218
What happened to mousy little Wendy?

212
00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:17,377
Yeah, tell me about it. I saw her

213
00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:19,736
smack a lollipop out
of a sick kid's hand.

214
00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:23,132
I don't care what she says, I'm
leaving. Where are my clothes?

215
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,031
Honey, you need to stay in bed and rest.

216
00:09:25,056 --> 00:09:26,648
Oh, yeah? Make me.

217
00:09:29,456 --> 00:09:30,976
Big bully.

218
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,777
How's she doing?

219
00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:36,345
She'll be fine.

220
00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,705
You need to go home and pack.
You've got an early flight.

221
00:09:38,816 --> 00:09:40,249
I can't go now. You need me.

222
00:09:40,317 --> 00:09:41,797
I needed you to get coffee... you did.

223
00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:42,757
Now go see your friends.

224
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,000
You sure you're gonna be okay?

225
00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:45,750
Call me when you get there.

226
00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:47,929
Will do.

227
00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:49,523
Love you.

228
00:09:52,429 --> 00:09:53,796
Did you hear that?

229
00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:54,929
He says he loves me.

230
00:09:54,954 --> 00:09:57,570
Give him time to know
you. He'll get over it.

231
00:10:00,828 --> 00:10:04,468
Hang on. So did he say "I
love you" or "I love ya"?

232
00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:06,656
Definitely "you" but no "I."

233
00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:07,815
So just "love you."

234
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,976
No, it was "love you."

235
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,447
"Love you."

236
00:10:11,515 --> 00:10:12,849
You're not hearing it.

237
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,183
"Love you."

238
00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:15,518
Isn't that what I did?

239
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,520
Doesn't matter.

240
00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:19,822
The important thing is,
are you gonna say it back?

241
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,290
I don't know. It's weird.

242
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:23,117
I've never had a man
I like say it first.

243
00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:26,362
I've had them say "love those,"

244
00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,203
"love that,"

245
00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:30,632
every so often "love it there."

246
00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:32,435
Jill: Ha!

247
00:10:32,502 --> 00:10:34,476
Like we need to be told.

248
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,772
So,

249
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,554
what do you think?

250
00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,311
I think now we can have an open casket.

251
00:10:43,437 --> 00:10:45,648
Wendy: Hold your horses.
Let me just check on 216.

252
00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:47,450
It's Nurse Ratchet. Masks up.

253
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,089
Please tell me I'm not
seeing three visitors

254
00:10:53,156 --> 00:10:54,924
in this room at the same time.

255
00:10:54,992 --> 00:10:56,659
Oh, come on, Wendy.

256
00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:59,262
Hospital rules. Only
two visitors at a time.

257
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:00,396
Somebody's got to go.

258
00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:01,831
You two grab a snack.

259
00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:03,750
I'm not done with Deathbed Barbie.

260
00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:06,836
You're putting makeup on her?

261
00:11:06,904 --> 00:11:09,250
I've been wanting to
do this since I met her.

262
00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:12,508
Out, out, out, out.

263
00:11:16,507 --> 00:11:20,750
Oh, Christy, what are we
gonna do with this mustache?

264
00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,286
You got to get me out of here.

265
00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:24,353
What?!

266
00:11:24,421 --> 00:11:25,621
I have my finals in two hours.

267
00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:27,056
If you don't help me get to that school,

268
00:11:27,124 --> 00:11:29,004
I'm gonna be a waitress
for the rest of my life.

269
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,394
Oh, Christy, I don't
think that's a good idea.

270
00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:33,335
Please, Jill, I'm begging you.

271
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,062
Wendy said you need to rest.

272
00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:37,099
Wendy's a nurse. She has to say that.

273
00:11:37,492 --> 00:11:40,257
You're my best friend. You
know how much this means to me.

274
00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:42,875
I'm your best friend?

275
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,279
You didn't know that?

276
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,126
You're number one speed
dial on my phone!

277
00:11:47,444 --> 00:11:49,679
Okay. What do you need?

278
00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:51,375
Your keys and your coat.

279
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,801
Okay, okay.

280
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,750
Thanks, bestie.

281
00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:57,160
Are you sure you're
well enough to drive?

282
00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:59,655
- Absolutely.
- Okay. Well,

283
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,437
promise me you'll be careful.

284
00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:04,297
I will. Thanks. I owe you.

285
00:12:05,362 --> 00:12:06,829
Christy, wait!

286
00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:09,310
I'm a little low on gas.

287
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:11,000
You mind filling it up
on your way back?

288
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,218
Sure.

289
00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:15,484
A wash if you have the time!

290
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,206
(panting)

291
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,148
Oh, boy.

292
00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:28,985
(car alarm chirps)

293
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,387
Okay. I hear you.

294
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:32,655
I don't see you.

295
00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:34,390
(car alarm chirps)

296
00:12:34,677 --> 00:12:36,469
Where are you?

297
00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:39,762
(car alarm chirps)

298
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,765
No, no, no! Put me down! I have rights!

299
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,434
I know 'cause I memorized them!

300
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:49,405
Rat bastard.

301
00:12:50,031 --> 00:12:51,240
I'm sorry,

302
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,042
but they forced it out of me!

303
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,444
Yeah. We said, "Where's Christy?"

304
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:58,614
Okay, it was your tone.
It was very threatening.

305
00:12:58,682 --> 00:13:01,046
Okay, everybody out. She needs rest.

306
00:13:06,163 --> 00:13:07,997
We still besties?

307
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:17,437
(phone chimes)

308
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,236
Aw...

309
00:13:20,303 --> 00:13:22,038
- That Hot Wheels?
- Mm-hmm.

310
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,250
He's checking in to see how we're doing.

311
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,250
Oh, sweet.

312
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:28,317
Here he is with all
his stuntman buddies.

313
00:13:28,612 --> 00:13:31,013
Oh, that's a lot of tank tops.

314
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,548
(chuckles)

315
00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:35,007
Adam seems like a good guy.

316
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,195
He is.

317
00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:39,889
You thinking of telling
him you love him, too?

318
00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:41,992
I'm thinking about it, but I'm scared.

319
00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:44,719
Oh, Bonnie, of what? He's
already said he loves you.

320
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:47,036
Well, technically, he said "love you."

321
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,849
It was "love you."

322
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,900
- "Love you."
- No.

323
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,268
"Love you."

324
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,710
"Love you."

325
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,838
"Love you."

326
00:13:55,906 --> 00:13:57,640
"Love you."

327
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:05,381
(panting)

328
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:08,382
I did it! I'm finished!

329
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,859
(siren wailing)

330
00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:18,294
I'm gonna be a lawyer.

331
00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:21,460
That's cool. I'm
studying to be a doctor.

332
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,807
Ooh.

333
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,334
Are you seeing anybody?

334
00:14:25,402 --> 00:14:27,803
We could be a power couple.

335
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,210
How's she doing?

336
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:36,359
She'll be all right.

337
00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:38,117
Oh, good. Can she go home soon?

338
00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:40,015
Oh, no. I think that little stunt

339
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,517
bought her a couple more days.

340
00:14:41,585 --> 00:14:43,070
You stupid dope!

341
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:46,006
Christy: I'm sick! Don't yell at me!

342
00:14:46,031 --> 00:14:47,749
Why don't you guys go
home. I'm workin' all night.

343
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:48,891
I'll keep an eye on her.

344
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,726
Christy: Don't leave me with Wendy!

345
00:14:50,794 --> 00:14:52,128
She's mean!

346
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,263
You want the catheter?!
Is that what you want?!

347
00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:56,984
'Cause I'm happy to
give you the catheter!

348
00:14:57,534 --> 00:14:59,328
Seriously? That makes you happy?

349
00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,210
A little bit, yeah.

350
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:13,884
(knocking)

351
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:15,785
Hang on!

352
00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:20,742
Hey.

353
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,726
Hey! Welcome back. (chuckles)

354
00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:24,218
How's Christy?

355
00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:26,310
Much better. She's upstairs resting.

356
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,064
- Oh, that's good news.
- Yeah.

357
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:30,958
So, how was your trip?
Tell me everything.

358
00:15:31,135 --> 00:15:34,371
Well, first of all, I need
to thank you for making me go.

359
00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:38,937
It was really, really
good to see all those guys.

360
00:15:38,962 --> 00:15:40,060
Oh, I'm glad.

361
00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:41,764
And, you know, since
we've been hanging out,

362
00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:44,435
I couldn't help but notice
that some of my friends

363
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,849
are stone-cold alcoholics.

364
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:48,518
Aw, so you were thinkin' about me.

365
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,748
A lot.

366
00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:51,173
I was thinkin' about you, too.

367
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:52,058
Good things?

368
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,292
Really good things.

369
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:54,726
But tell me more about your trip.

370
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:58,242
Okay, well, remember my friend Mitch?

371
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,695
One-ball Mitch? Yeah.

372
00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:01,108
We just call him Lefty.

373
00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:03,725
So, yesterday, he and I
are having a couple of beers

374
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,136
for breakfast and...
By the way, he's one of them.

375
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:10,040
Anyway, he tells me
that he's getting a shot

376
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:11,541
to direct a movie.

377
00:16:11,642 --> 00:16:13,276
Wow, that's exciting.

378
00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:14,562
Yeah. And...

379
00:16:15,179 --> 00:16:18,328
he offered me the job
as stunt coordinator.

380
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,788
Oh, my God. That's great!

381
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,475
It is. (laughs)

382
00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:24,154
(chuckles)

383
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,756
I was sure that I was
never gonna work again,

384
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:31,861
and... here I got this great opportunity

385
00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:33,887
and it is all thanks to you...

386
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,667
for making me go to that reunion.

387
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,170
Oh, Adam, I am so happy for you.

388
00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,906
Oh, wait. Does that make me your agent?

389
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,007
- Do I get ten percent of your salary?
- No

390
00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:48,778
But here's the thing, I'm
gonna be gone for a while.

391
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,524
You'll be in L.A. It's
only an hour flight.

392
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:52,640
We'll-we'll make it work.

393
00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:54,132
It shoots in Croatia.

394
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,703
Croatia...

395
00:16:57,029 --> 00:16:58,968
California?

396
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,890
Croatia, Croatia.

397
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,593
You know, just right of Italy.

398
00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:04,742
Oh. Okay.

399
00:17:05,343 --> 00:17:06,663
How long would you be gone?

400
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:08,965
Five, six months.

401
00:17:09,218 --> 00:17:12,140
Depending on how much Mitch drinks.

402
00:17:12,804 --> 00:17:14,195
That's a long time.

403
00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,344
I know, I know. But, hey,

404
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,890
we'll Skype, we'll text.

405
00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,909
We'll talk every day. I
mean, that's how we met.

406
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,234
We're great on the phone.

407
00:17:21,259 --> 00:17:22,484
We're better in person.

408
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,702
I know.

409
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,753
I wasn't looking for this.

410
00:17:31,987 --> 00:17:33,187
But I need it.

411
00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:37,625
And I need you, too.

412
00:17:40,578 --> 00:17:42,359
Please tell me we can make this work.

413
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:45,859
Of course we can. (chuckles)

414
00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,356
That's all I want to hear.

415
00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:53,703
Give me a minute. I'm gonna
bring Christy her soup.

416
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:55,007
Okay.

417
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,554
Hey, Bonnie.

418
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:01,151
I really appreciate you
being so understanding.

419
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,536
Hey, a man's got to work. I get it.

420
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:04,995
I'll be right back.

421
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:25,320
(sighs, sobs)

422
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,007
What's going on?

423
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:29,211
He's leaving.

424
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,726
Who's leaving?

425
00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:31,945
Adam.

426
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,954
(crying)

427
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:36,585
Oh, Mom.

428
00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:41,891
What'd you do?

429
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:45,687
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