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Hi, I'm Bonnie and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Bonnie.
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I know I sound like a broken record,
but I really miss my boyfriend.
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Marjorie, do me a favor,
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after the meeting, tell
everybody what a record is.
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Anyway...
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he and I tried to do the Skype thing,
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but I can just feel it slipping away,
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so right now, I'm just about
as low as I've ever been.
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There's really only one thing
that's bringing me any joy at all.
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This cream filling.
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And without a boyfriend, it's the
only cream filling I'm getting.
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Thank you.
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Anybody want to follow that?
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What the hell. Christy, alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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I know I'm usually all doom
and gloom, but not today.
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Today I am cheerful, not fearful.
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Happy, not crappy.
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- Delighted, not...
- We get it. We get it.
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I officially got accepted
into Sonoma State University.
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Go Seawolves.
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So, starting this fall,
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I will be one step closer to
my dream of becoming a lawyer.
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But wait, there's more.
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My daughter's getting
married in a few weeks,
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and, get this, she doesn't have to
get married, she's doing it by choice.
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That's a family first.
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Of course, I did drop four
grand on her wedding dress,
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and I will probably have to
rob a bank to pay my tuition,
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but I refuse to let money
worries ruin my good mood.
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That's what my mom is for.
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Who else would like to go?
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I'll go. Hi, I'm Jill, I'm an alcoholic.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry, it's all I got.
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Mmm. Mm.
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I hope you're aware you're
eating your feelings.
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Hey, I got to put something in my
mouth. My boyfriend's in Croatia.
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Nice, Mom. Classy.
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No, no, they don't make
French fries for happy people.
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Violet. What's going on? Are you okay?
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No!
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Aw, what happened?
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Gregory broke up with
me. The wedding is off.
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Oh, my God.
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Would it be okay if I
moved back in with you?
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Now you may have a fry.
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So what did the bastard do?
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We don't know that he's a bastard.
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He's seeing someone else.
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That bastard.
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What tipped you off?
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Does he come home, take a
shower, then go straight to bed,
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too tired for sex 'cause
he had a rough day at work?
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Mom, this isn't about
what men have done to you.
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I'm talking about what I've done to men.
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Has he lost weight
lately? Did he join a gym?
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Yeah, he has.
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Teeth whitening strips or
did he go to the dentist?
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He went to the dentist!
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Oh, honey. I'm so sorry.
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Wait, before we bury this relationship,
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have you and Gregory talked about
going and seeing a therapist?
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Mom, he doesn't love me
anymore. Just let it go!
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How much did you spend
on the wedding dress?
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Shut up.
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- How much time do we have?
- Not a lot.
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Let's just grab her stuff and get out.
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What about those big
potted plants in the lobby?
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We're not here to just
randomly steal things.
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Then why'd you bring me?
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Hello?
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Gregory?
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We're good.
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You get Violet's clothes,
I'll get the rest of her stuff.
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Got it.
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- Christy? Are we just gonna get her
- Yeah?
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things, or are we gonna go all
helter-skelter on the joint?
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Just getting her things.
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We'll revisit it on the way out.
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Does Violet drink espresso?
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I don't know, maybe.
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Then this is probably hers.
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You're eating his food?
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May I remind you that
cheating son of a bitch
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broke your daughter's heart.
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Clear out the fridge.
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I feel like we hit the jackpot
at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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You think that's Violet's
giant flat screen TV?
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It's bigger than ours, so yes.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Phyllis, hi.
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We didn't expect to see you here.
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Yeah, I get that from the looting.
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We're just getting my daughter's things.
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And some of my son's.
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I gave him that espresso machine.
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Oh. Sorry, it looks just
like the one we gave Violet.
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Okay, we're just gonna take
this stuff out to the car,
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and then I'll come back for
the rest of Violet's clothes.
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I'm sorry things didn't work out.
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Yeah, me too, but what are you
gonna do? Your son met someone else.
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What?
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Please.
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My Gregory with two
women at the same time?
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Two donuts, maybe.
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That's what Violet said.
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Are you saying my daughter lied to me?
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Yeah.
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Or maybe you raised a scumbag of a son.
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Oh, now he's a scumbag?
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You really don't have
a second gear, do you?
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Well, what did Gregory tell you?
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My son, who has never lied to me,
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told me that Violet
has been drinking a lot
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and doing the pot and the ecstasy.
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Okay, first of all, there's no
"the" in front of pot and ecstasy.
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You would know.
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And I think I would know
if Violet had a problem.
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You sure about that?
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You know what, Phyllis? I've got a
daughter at home crying her eyes out.
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I am not gonna stand
here and argue with you.
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- I'll stay.
- Come on!
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Screw her, blaming Violet.
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Well, wait till she realizes
she's having mustard for dinner.
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And we're taking those plants.
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I said I'd know if Violet had a
problem with drugs and alcohol,
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but the more I think
about it, I'm not sure.
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Oh, come on. Are you gonna
listen to Mahjong Sally?
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Why would she lie?
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Well, she's just repeating
what Gregory told her.
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We're just repeating
what Violet told us.
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So, who you gonna believe?
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I want to believe my
daughter, but, you know,
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when has that ever worked out?
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- Mom?
- In the kitchen.
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This might get heavy. Will it
bother you if I make popcorn?
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- Did you get all my stuff?
- It's on the sofa.
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And in the fridge.
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You didn't happen to
see Gregory, did you?
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No, but we ran into his mother.
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Really? What'd she say?
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Well, she kind of had a
different take on things.
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What does that mean?
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She said that the reason you and
Gregory broke up was because...
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you've been partying a lot.
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And you believed her?
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No, but I think it's worth
having a conversation.
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Why don't you ever take my
side? You always think the worst.
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Well, then tell me otherwise.
Tell me you're not getting loaded.
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I shouldn't have to. I think
you should just trust me.
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- I do, it's just...
- I am in college, Mom.
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I go out with my
friends, we have drinks.
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Occasionally, we'll
smoke a little bit of pot.
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We are not all drunks and
drug addicts like you two!
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Hey! I only did drugs
to manage my alcoholism.
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So what do you think?
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I don't know. I want to believe her.
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- But do you? I asked you first.
- Do you?
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If I'm gonna be honest, I'm worried.
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Think we should ask her to
go to an AA meeting with us?
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Be kind of cool. We'd have our own row.
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Yeah. Nothing cooler than that.
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My question is, how do
I tell the difference
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between a full-blown alcoholic,
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and a normal college student
who's just having fun?
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That's a tough one. It's like
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kids today use college as an
excuse to stay drunk all the time.
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It's not just today.
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When I went to San Diego State,
my sorority had vodka on tap.
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Best seven years of my life.
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Do you remember jungle juice?
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Oh, yeah. Kool-Aid,
fruit and grain alcohol
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all mixed together in a giant trash can.
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I remember one time I was drinking
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that stuff at a frat party, and
I puked through the screen door.
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The juice went outside, and the chunks
of fruit stayed in the kitchen with me.
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This is not making me feel better.
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Well, hang on.
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A lot of my college roommates
partied just as much as I did,
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and they don't have a problem.
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Other than being in loveless
marriages with ugly children.
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Christy, I know it's painful
because it's your kid,
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but nothing changes the fact that
this is a self-diagnosed disease.
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So I'm just supposed to do nothing?
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- You can pray for her.
- So nothing.
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Ooh, you know what was another
great college drink? Vodka and Tang.
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Oh, I loved those. The
screwdriver the astronauts drank.
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Okay, the point is only Violet
can say if she has a problem,
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and if that day ever does come,
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at least she has a sober
mom who'll know how to help.
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- And grandmother.
- Sure.
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It's 2:00 a.m. What are you doing?
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Prepping some ribs. Want a slab?
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No. What's going on?
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I was having phone sex with Adam,
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and lost the connection
right before I...
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Anyway, I'm making spicy and mild.
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Take your pick.
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I'm gonna gain so much weight
'cause your boyfriend's out of town.
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What are you doing up?
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I couldn't sleep. I kept
listening for Violet to come in.
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Ooh, I forgot about her.
That could have been awkward.
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It's so weird having
her back in the house.
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I mean, I know she's not a kid
anymore, but I still worry like she is.
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Mmm, I know how you feel.
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When you were her age and staying
out all night, I was a nervous wreck.
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- You used to wait up for me?
- Of course.
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I mean, I had a little help from
the old Peruvian marching powder,
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but, uh, that only
added to the paranoia.
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For a while there, I was convinced
the CIA had replaced you with a clone.
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How do you know they didn't, Mom?
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Don't do that.
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Oh, God, this can't be good.
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Hello?
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Who?
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Oh, Phyllis. What's wrong?
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Violet showed up at
Gregory's drunk off her ass.
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Phyllis, I am so sorry.
We'll be right there.
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Okay. She's alive.
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- What do you want to do?
- Kill her.
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Just let me get these ribs
in the oven, and I'll drive.
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I'm so sorry about this.
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Yeah, well, what are you gonna do,
you know? The joys of parenthood.
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Really? Curlers?
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Forgive me. I didn't
know I'd be entertaining.
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Where is Violet?
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Last I looked, she was puking in the
toilet I cleaned just this afternoon.
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I got this.
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I'd offer you something to eat, but
there's nothing in my refrigerator!
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Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
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Where's Gregory?
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Well, he was pretty upset about
the relationship falling apart,
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so he and a couple of
friends went to Mexico
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to catch fish and maybe chlamydia.
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Did Violet happen to mention
why she showed up here
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in the middle of the night?
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Between the booze and the crying,
she wasn't making a lot of sense,
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but I think she's still in love.
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Oh. My poor baby.
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Yeah. It's very sad.
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You know, some very fashionable
women still use curlers.
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Very colorful. What
is that, Jell-O shots?
247
00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:20,179
Yeah.
248
00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:22,542
See, your old grandma knows
what the kids are drinking.
249
00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:26,743
Are you gonna tell me I'm an alcoholic?
250
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:29,204
Nope, that's up to you to decide.
251
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:31,305
I will tell you you
have vomit in your hair,
252
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,111
so you can draw your own conclusions.
253
00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:36,445
I just miss Gregory.
254
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:40,426
I get it. We're having pork ribs
for breakfast because I miss Adam.
255
00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:41,651
Ribs?
256
00:13:43,899 --> 00:13:46,069
That's okay. More for me.
257
00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:50,522
I always thought if I got her through
her teen years, it would get easy.
258
00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:54,389
You know when it gets easy
being a mother? When you're dead.
259
00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:58,495
And even then, you might worry a little.
260
00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:06,330
I owe you an apology.
261
00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:10,333
I know that Gregory
wasn't cheating on Violet.
262
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:13,110
You don't have to apologize.
263
00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:16,151
We all want to believe our own child.
264
00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:21,068
I just can't help feeling
like it's my fault.
265
00:14:21,884 --> 00:14:25,878
I drank, and now Violet drinks.
266
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,948
Do you blame your
mother 'cause you drank?
267
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,272
I used to.
268
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:33,988
Not anymore.
269
00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:38,195
Then why don't you give
yourself a break with Violet?
270
00:14:40,728 --> 00:14:42,429
Yeah, maybe.
271
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:46,225
Besides, if it's always
the parents' fault,
272
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,858
then I have to be responsible
every time my son behaves
273
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,412
like a pompous schmuck.
274
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,647
"A pompous schmuck"?
275
00:14:53,672 --> 00:14:55,464
I say it with love.
276
00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:00,608
Well, I always liked Gregory.
277
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,749
I mean, I had my doubts
about their relationship,
278
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:08,203
but... I liked it that Violet
had someone to take care of her.
279
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:12,291
She still has someone
to take care of her.
280
00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:14,793
Oy.
281
00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:17,453
Oy, indeed.
282
00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:21,183
I think she's empty.
283
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,648
Let's get you home.
284
00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:29,224
- Thank you, Phyllis.
- Yeah, I'd say anytime,
285
00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:31,338
except I think once is enough.
286
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:37,230
You know, even though the wedding's off,
287
00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:39,894
doesn't mean we can't be friends.
288
00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:42,378
Aw, you really need a mom, don't you?
289
00:15:42,403 --> 00:15:43,757
So bad.
290
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:47,139
Hey. I'm standing right here.
291
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,709
Call me.
292
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:59,254
Look at her. Just a few days ago,
she was someone else's problem.
293
00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:02,536
Hey, that's your daughter. She's
not a problem, she's a burden.
294
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,616
Good point. You can solve a problem.
295
00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:12,901
I still don't know if she's one of us.
296
00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:15,293
- I'm thinking not.
- Why?
297
00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,773
God doesn't tell the same
joke three times in a row.
298
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,414
Boy, I hope not.
299
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,746
Give her time. She'll settle down. And
if she doesn't, she knows where to go.
300
00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:26,331
I guess.
301
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,836
Hey, Mom,
302
00:16:30,838 --> 00:16:33,837
I'm sorry for all those nights
I made you wait up for me.
303
00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:36,054
Thank you.
304
00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:39,538
I always thought I wasn't
hurting anybody but myself.
305
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:43,174
Well, the important thing
is we have each other now.
306
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:46,183
Mm.
307
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:49,304
This hug would mean more
if you stopped chewing.
308
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:02,491
_
309
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,208
Who's there?!
310
00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:12,470
It's me. Open the door.
311
00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:13,876
Who's "me"?
312
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,101
Christy.
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Your daughter.
314
00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:23,025
How do I know it's really you?
315
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:24,928
Who else would it be?
316
00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:27,508
Someone the government
wants me to think is you.
317
00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:29,609
Oh, come on. Why would they do that?
318
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,910
Because they know I know what they know.
319
00:17:33,102 --> 00:17:35,799
Now go away, or I'll set my dog on you.
320
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,885
- We don't have a dog.
- Yes, we do.
321
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:42,445
Rex, down! You've
already killed once today.
322
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,502
You know what, I'm just
gonna go sleep in the car.
323
00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:47,070
You do that.
324
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,016
Rex, get off the couch.
325
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:53,828
Who's there?!
326
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