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You know, this is the first
time I've ever lived with someone

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and enjoyed taking care of them.

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What about your daughter?

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What about her?

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Never mind.

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So, you set for the night?

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Yep. While you're at your AA meeting,

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I'm gonna sit on that
sofa and get happily drunk.

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Alone, like a normal drinker.

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Attaboy.

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Hi!

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Sorry. Traffic was brutal.

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We better hurry... We don't want to see

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Marjorie's disappointed sheep face.

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Yeah. That would be... baaad.

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See you later.

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Is tonight's meeting an
hour or an hour and a half?

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Hour and a half.

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Got it.

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Are you and the girls
going out for coffee after?

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Probably.

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Anybody having any personal problems?

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Jill bumped into her ex
with his pregnant fiancée,

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Nice.

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Don't worry, I'll pace myself.

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I know you don't like having sex

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with a drunk guy after a meeting.

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- Who said that? I never said that.
- You sure?

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Yeah. All you have to do is gargle,

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and, you know, function.

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Define "function."

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Parking is available in the lot.

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Please don't park in, uh,

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any space marked "reserve""

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Uh, there's no smoking or vaping

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anywhere in the community center.

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You can smoke on South Street, but...

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dispose of your cigarettes...

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Baaa.

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You know, we're late 'cause of her.

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Oh. Well, then that's okay.

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Why is that okay?

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Because Christy's working two jobs,

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going to school and being a mom.

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How about what I do?

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What do you do?

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So glad I came tonight.

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And now please help me welcome

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tonight's speaker, Jeanine.

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Oh, damn.

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Hi. I'm Jeanine. I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Jeanine.

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Look, Bonnie!

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It's your former lesbian lover!

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So, so glad.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I didn't drink in high school.
Actually, I was kind of a nerd.

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Mathlete, debate club,

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puzzle page editor for the school paper.

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Yes, I could rock a jumble.

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Thing is,

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I knew that I had feelings for girls.

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But I thought if I got good grades

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and stopped watching Charlie's Angels,

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they'd go away.

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Then... I had my
first drink in college...

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An entire bottle of Strawberry Hill.

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20 minutes later, I was
making out with a woman.

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Ironically, in a closet.

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To this day, the smell
of mothballs gets me hot.

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Oh, settle down.

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I drank to be comfortable
with being gay.

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And then once I was
comfortable, I just drank.

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Every time I thought I
had a drinking problem,

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I'd just get a new girlfriend
who was more of a mess than me.

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She's talking about you.

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I guess my bottom came

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when I took in a drunken,
bisexual, pill-head catastrophe

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and her adorable
seven-year-old daughter.

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Turn around.

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But...

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thanks to this program,
we're all sober today

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and we can laugh about it.

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Right, Bonnie?

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Lay down, soldier. You're dead.

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I was so inspired by your story of how

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you dealt with the
tragic death of your wife.

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I can identify, because I
just ran into my ex-husband

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and his pregnant fiancée.

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You're right, it's exactly the same.

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- Hi.
- Thank you for your share.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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You know, when I was in high school,

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I kissed a guy who's a girl now.

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So I know where you're coming from.

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Sista.

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Drunken, pill-head catastrophe?

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Well, when I saw you sitting
there, I thought I'd nice it up.

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Well, if you're gonna
tell that story again,

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mention the heroin... I've
got a reputation to protect.

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You got it.

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And I'm not bisexual.
I'm just... easy-going.

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Whatever you say.

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- Hi.
- Hi!

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You were wonderful!

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Christy Cracker Jack.

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This was such a nice surprise!

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Honey, it is always great to see you.

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Hey, a bunch of us go out for coffee

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after the meeting... You want to join?

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Is that okay with you, Bon?

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Of course. I'm... easy-going.

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Why do you torture her?

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It's fun!

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So, Jeanine, how long
have you been sober?

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28 years.

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Wow. Impressive.

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Thank you. How about you?

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Thirty-four.

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Terrific. You sponsor a lot of people?

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Not many.

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Twelve.

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Nineteen.

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Last year, they all chipped
in and sent me to Cabo.

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That's nice. I help people
for fun and for free.

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Ooh... sponsor cage match.

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This is delicious.

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I should bring a piece home for Adam.

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Adam? There's a man in your life?

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Oh.

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Yes, there is.

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Good for you.

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It is good for me... Twice a night

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and once in the morning.

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So you're slowing down in your old age?

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So, Christy, how's college?

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Couldn't be better.

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I'm taking four classes
and just loving it.

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- Liar.
- What?

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You just did that hair-tuck thing

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behind your hair... That's your tell.

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Ever since you were

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a little girl, whenever
you tucked your hair

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behind your ear, I knew you were lying.

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- Really? I do that?
- Yeah. You always have.

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Is that why I could
never beat you at poker?

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Probably more that you
were seven, but yeah.

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Actually, I am kind of
struggling at school.

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I knew about the hair-tucking, too.

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No, you didn't. What's going on?

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It's just a ton of work.

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Plus, I'm pulling in double
shifts at the restaurant.

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Every day I go to bed
tired and wake up exhausted.

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I really did know about
the hair-tucking thing.

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How about I put this bee in your bonnet.

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Maybe instead of killing
yourself to become a lawyer,

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you can come work with me.

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In real estate?

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But I've wanted to be a lawyer
since I was a little girl.

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No, you haven't. I was there
when you were a little girl,

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and you wanted to be Smurfette.

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Way to go... Remind her of other dreams

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that didn't come true.

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Look, in six months you can
get your real estate license

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and be pulling in a lot of money.

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And while you're studying
for your license...

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Which you can do online...
You can come work in my office.

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What are you doing?

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I'm offering her an opportunity.

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Nobody asked you to
fix what isn't broken.

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Actually, I'm pretty broken.

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You're just trying to make her into you.

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And would that be so
wrong? I mean, come on,

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I have a beach house and a Tesla.

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Oh, nice. I have a beach house, too.

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You never told us you had a beach house.

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Uh, no. No, I did not.

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Bonnie, I do not understand why
you're so threatened by this.

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Yeah? Well, I don't, either.

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Just for the record, I really did know

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about the hair-tucking...
I just never told you,

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'cause I needed to know
when you were lying.

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Hey, Mom...

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I love you.

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Aw. I love you, too.

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And I know you a lot
better than Jeanine.

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I know that staying in school

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is better than her stupid
real estate nonsense.

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- I cry every morning in the shower.
- Oh, who doesn't?

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Hey, baby. Did you 
have fun not drinking?

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What are you doing up so early?

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I didn't want to throw up in bed.

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Well, aren't you considerate.

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I take it you didn't
get lucky last night.

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You'd have to ask your mother.

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I'm not even sure why I asked you.

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- Hey, stud.
- That'd be a yes.

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Was that you I heard
painting the toilet?

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Be nice to him. It
could've been on your back.

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Here you go.

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Bonnie Plunkett's
world-famous hangover cure.

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You complete me.

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Who's that so early?

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Jeanine. She's gonna show
me her real estate office.

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Who's Jeanine? Nobody. You got drool.

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Morning.

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Hey, come on in. Let me get my things.

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All right. Hey, Bonnie.

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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- Hi.
- Jeanine, Adam.

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- Adam, Jeanine.
- Nice to meet you.

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Did you enjoy your pie last night?

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Uh, that's kind of a personal question.

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I brought you a slice of pie.

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Oh. Then yes.

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Hmm.

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So, how do you guys all know each other?

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We lived with Jeanine when I was little.

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Really? I thought you
said she was nobody.

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Drink your beer. Off you go.

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- See you later.
- Bye.

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Please tell me your mother
didn't break his legs

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so he wouldn't run away from her.

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And this is the bullpen.

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Wow. All these people work for you?

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Yeah. I like to think
of it as a family, but

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if they don't kiss my ass, they're out.

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- Nice shot, boss.
- Thank you.

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So what do you think?

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You want to be a real estate agent?

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I don't know. It's pretty tempting.

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But?

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I'm just afraid I'd always wonder

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what would have happened
if I had become a lawyer.

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Hmm. I'm a lawyer.

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Oh, right. Alissa, Christy.

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- Hi.
- Hi. You're an attorney?

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Why are you selling real estate?

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'Cause I want to live indoors.

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But you have a law degree.

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How come you're not out
there making the big bucks?

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Oh, she's adorable.

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- I know.
- What? What'd I miss?

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Listen, honey, it's a
tough job market out there.

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I've got a lawyer, I've
got an MBA, an architect

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and a Dominican shortstop
who couldn't hit a curve ball.

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I quit law when I realized

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I made more money waiting tables.

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Jeanine, she's scaring me.

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That's nothing. Liss, tell
Christy about that time

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that you were a public
defender in Oakland,

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and that junkie client
stabbed you with a pencil.

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It really hurt.

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Oh, God.

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00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:07,820
Thanks, Liss. Come here. Listen.

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Last year, she brought
in 200 K in commissions.

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- "K" as in thousand?
- Yes.

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Is it too soon to
start kissing your ass?

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Never too soon, Crackerjack.

260
00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,742
Can you pass me a wrench?

261
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,383
Crescent? Socket? Vise grip?

262
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,774
The yellow one.

263
00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,492
Girls.

264
00:11:29,195 --> 00:11:31,781
- Thank you.
- FYI, that's a crescent.

265
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,756
FYI, don't care.

266
00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:36,314
Hey, can I ask you a question?

267
00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,109
Sure.

268
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,703
Were you and Jeanine lesbians?

269
00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:41,311
Oh!

270
00:11:45,056 --> 00:11:46,339
Where did that come from?

271
00:11:46,364 --> 00:11:47,830
I don't know.

272
00:11:47,855 --> 00:11:49,638
The minute she walked into the kitchen,

273
00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:53,465
you started acting all twitchy
like I am around my ex-wife.

274
00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:56,992
Um, well,

275
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,768
I don't know if I'm
comfortable talking about this.

276
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,160
I thought you said we shouldn't
keep secrets from each other.

277
00:12:02,185 --> 00:12:03,685
Hey, if you're gonna hold me

278
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,602
to everything I say,
this is never gonna work.

279
00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:06,960
Oh, come on.

280
00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:08,586
Fine.

281
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:11,954
Jeanine was gay, still is,

282
00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:13,797
and I...

283
00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:19,172
I don't know what you'd call it. Uh...

284
00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:21,780
I had sex with her for two years.

285
00:12:24,225 --> 00:12:25,405
Hmm.

286
00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,390
Please don't picture it.

287
00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:30,785
Oh, too late.

288
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,872
Is this gonna be an issue?

289
00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:36,424
No, but I do have some
follow-up questions.

290
00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:39,147
Oh, man. All right, shoot.

291
00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,294
You guys really do that scissor thing?

292
00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:50,221
So now I don't know what the hell to do.

293
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:52,724
What if I spend thousands
of dollars to finish college,

294
00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:54,609
and then thousands more on law school,

295
00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:56,600
and then when I get out,
there aren't any jobs?

296
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,041
What if there's a massive earthquake

297
00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:00,066
and the entire state of California

298
00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:01,670
slides into the ocean?

299
00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:05,320
So, you're saying don't
go into real estate?

300
00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:08,740
No, I'm saying we don't know the future.

301
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:11,788
We can only make decisions based
on what's happening right now.

302
00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:13,313
Well, right now, I'm closing in on 40,

303
00:13:13,338 --> 00:13:16,256
and when I finish law
school, I'll be almost

304
00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:17,975
45.

305
00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:19,367
Why are you whispering?

306
00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:21,259
'Cause I don't want anyone else to know.

307
00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,616
Oh, honey.

308
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,803
But do I really want
to sell real estate?

309
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,328
Maybe. I don't know.

310
00:13:29,513 --> 00:13:31,012
I do know I'd love

311
00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:32,959
to avoid paying off
student loans until I'm...

312
00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,561
your age.

313
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:38,570
So you got a big decision to make.

314
00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:41,439
I know. What do we think I should do?

315
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:42,928
I can't make it for you.

316
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:45,203
Sure you can. Just do it. Do it!

317
00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:48,327
Christy, I can tell
you how to stay sober.

318
00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,185
I can't tell you how to live your life.

319
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:54,397
Great. So I folded these
stupid chairs for nothing.

320
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,475
I do have one suggestion.

321
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,949
What? I'll take anything.

322
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:02,030
- Pray on it.
- Ugh.

323
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,762
You used to get loaded every day.

324
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,514
Now you've been sober for three years.

325
00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:08,731
The same higher power
who makes that possible

326
00:14:08,756 --> 00:14:10,217
can help you through this.

327
00:14:10,242 --> 00:14:13,794
I don't know. I think my higher
power's kind of sick of me.

328
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,770
Sweetie, God didn't
save you from drowning

329
00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:19,178
just so he could kick
your ass on the beach.

330
00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:22,319
You sure? He was pretty
tough on his own kid.

331
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:27,919
... till he stopped.

332
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:29,795
You stopped them all right.

333
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:32,240
How else did you think 
this was going to... ?

334
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,244
- You were the lady, right?
- Oh, for God's sake.

335
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:37,475
Oh, come on! I want to know.

336
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,116
I guess.

337
00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:41,775
Mostly... we'd switch off.

338
00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:46,655
How'd you decide? Coin flip,
high card, game of softball?

339
00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,420
You really need to stop talking.

340
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:56,994
But... All right, fine.

341
00:14:57,573 --> 00:15:00,073
You're gonna help me take care of this,

342
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:02,349
and then we're going to
get rid of his daughter.

343
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:03,811
And don't worry...

344
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,850
And picturing!

345
00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:10,991
Damn it.

346
00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:13,897
Sorry. Bad start.

347
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:21,272
God, I really need
your help on this one.

348
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:22,834
What do I do?

349
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:30,561
Any time.

350
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:35,381
- What are you doing?
- Praying.

351
00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:38,556
Mind if I join you?

352
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:42,405
- Sure. Adam driving you crazy?
- Little bit.

353
00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:44,327
All right, let's pray.

354
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:56,553
- You getting anything?
- Not with you yapping in my ear.

355
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,787
Sor-ry.

356
00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:06,959
Should we try Satan? I
hear he gets things done.

357
00:16:13,426 --> 00:16:15,163
She's not with me.

358
00:16:25,858 --> 00:16:29,583
So anyway, I gave it a lot of
thought, I talked to Marjorie...

359
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:32,959
Marjorie. Hmm. What she have to say?

360
00:16:33,428 --> 00:16:35,295
She told me I should pray on it.

361
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,741
Okay. Kind of hard
to poke holes in that.

362
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,713
I know. I tried.

363
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,096
So where'd you come out?

364
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,820
I decided to stay in school.

365
00:16:43,822 --> 00:16:45,952
Really? I'm surprised.

366
00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:49,772
Can't explain why. Just
feels like the right thing to do.

367
00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:52,798
For once in my life,
finish something I started.

368
00:16:52,998 --> 00:16:55,465
You know what? I'm proud of you.

369
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:58,051
- I thought you'd be mad.
- Why would I be mad?

370
00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,502
You're sticking with your dreams,

371
00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:01,304
and you're doing it the hard way.

372
00:17:01,748 --> 00:17:03,089
Thanks.

373
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:05,858
That takes guts, takes character.

374
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:09,179
You sure didn't grow
up to be your mother.

375
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:10,847
I'll tell her you said that.

376
00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:12,348
Oh, please do.

377
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,452
- I made you a little snack.
- Thanks.

378
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,414
That's so thoughtful.

379
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,608
No biggie. I like doing things for you.

380
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,466
Well, that's good to know.

381
00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:27,186
What do you think of her?

382
00:17:27,983 --> 00:17:30,983
- Who's this?
- Stunt-woman friend of mine, Rebecca.

383
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:34,481
- Doubles for Angelina Jolie sometimes.
- Okay.

384
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:37,928
She's gay, but she's always
been kind of flirty with me.

385
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:43,225
What do you think... ?

386
00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:47,381
Maybe...

387
00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:52,053
you know, we could all grab... dinner?

388
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,569
See what happens.

389
00:17:57,178 --> 00:18:00,036
Are you sure you want
to go down that road?

390
00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:02,061
What do you mean?

391
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:07,426
If she and I hit it off,
what do we need you for?

392
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,215
Let's just watch TV.

393
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:15,092
No, no. It's my turn now.

394
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,066
You ever dabble with your sexuality?

395
00:18:17,091 --> 00:18:18,678
Hey.

396
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:21,694
I'm so straight, the word
"dabble" makes me uncomfortable.

397
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:23,953
So never?

398
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,998
- No. Not once?
- No!

399
00:18:27,654 --> 00:18:30,188
Okay, a couple of times in
high school after gym class,

400
00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:32,056
the guys would have sword
fights in the shower.

401
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:33,256
Really?

402
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,989
No, don't "really" me.
That's just horseplay.

403
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,259
It's roughhousing.

404
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,053
With wet, naked guys in the shower.

405
00:18:39,078 --> 00:18:40,334
Shut up.

406
00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,709
Stop picturing it!

407
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:50,694
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