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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How was work?
- I hate the lunch shift.

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It's always foreign
tourists, and they never tip.

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Some day when I have
money, I'm gonna travel

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to all their countries and
stiff every last one of 'em.

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My day sucked, too.

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I went to 3A to fix his ceiling fan,

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and he doesn't know my name.

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Can you believe 3A doesn't know my name?

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Where'd the fancy cookies come from?

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I swiped 'em from Adam's.

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I was particularly generous last
night, so I figured he owed me.

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It really is tit for
tat with you, isn't it?

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- Yummy.
- Let me try.

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Mmm. They are yummy.

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There's an interesting
flavor in the background.

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- Is it mint?
- I don't think so.

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Carob?

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No.

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Carob's more like crappy chocolate.

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Oh.

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Maybe they're gluten-free.

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Ugh. People ask for gluten-free
at the restaurant all the time.

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I always lie and say I watched
the chef de-glute it myself.

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What is gluten anyway?

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If I'm not mistaken,
it's a chemical compound

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derived from the ass of the wheat plant,

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which is the glute.

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Why do you make up facts?

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Why can't you just say, "I don't know"?

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I don't know.

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You realize I was, like, 20 years old

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before I found out carrots
don't make your hair grow?

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I got you to eat carrots, didn't I?

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My point is my whole life,
you did nothing but lie to me.

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I lied 'cause I love you.

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You lied because you're Bonnie Plunkett.

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Oh, honey, I'm not
really Bonnie Plunkett.

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I knew it!

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Your skin is so amazing.

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It's like... porcelain...

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but not toilet porcelain.

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Tea cup porcelain.

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I love your voice.

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It is so soothing.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes I just listen to myself...

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... and I'm soothed.

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- Oh, my God!
- What?

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I was just hit by an
intense wave of love for you.

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You're my mom!

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Get in here.

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- Mmm.
- Mmm.

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Can I ask you a personal question?

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Of course.

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What would chairs look like

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if our knees bent the other way?

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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That was the best
shower of my entire life.

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I felt every drop of water

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meander down my body in little rivulets.

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Rivulets.

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Great word.

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Look at this.

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Rivulets.

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What?

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This courtyard is a missed opportunity.

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You're right.

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What?

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This should be a transitional space.

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I mean, you're out there

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in the world,

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you're stressed, you're worried.

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And before you get to your apartment,

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you have to walk through here.

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Something should whisper...

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"You're almost home."

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Wind chimes?

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Yes! Wind chimes!

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Ooh, Adam has some
hanging on his balcony.

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I'll do something tricky

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with my tongue and an
ice cube and take 'em.

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I bet you're gonna marry him.

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I bet I am, too.

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Oh, God.

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You're gonna marry Adam, and
I'm gonna be here all alone.

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That's not true.
You're not gonna be able

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to afford this place without me.

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You're right.

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I'm sad now.

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Me, too.

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I know.

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Let's skip.

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- Skip?
- Yeah.

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It's impossible to be
sad if you're skipping.

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Hey! It's working!

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Come on.

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What is that?

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- Skipping.
- No, it's not.

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That's a w...

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Woman having a seizure.

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How can you not know how to skip?

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My mother never taught me!

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Shame on her!

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Now, step.

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Hop. Step.

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Hop. Step.

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Hop.

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- Step. Hop.
- Hop.

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- Step. Hop.
- Hop.

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- Step. Hop. Step.
- Oh.

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- Oh!
- Step! Hop!

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Look at me! I got it! Oh!

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I can skip! I can skip!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, we better go to the meeting.

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Let's skip there!

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We so have to do that.

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We forgot our purses.

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4,007, 4,008, 4,009, 4,010.

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4,010 skips from our
apartment to the meeting.

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And for every one of them, I
wish that I had a sports bra.

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Oh.

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I mean, I keep waiting
for my life to get easier,

125
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but these last few weeks, I feel like

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I've been in a
bottomless pit of sadness.

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She should skip.

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Anyway,

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sorry for being such a downer lately.

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Thanks for listening.

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Who else would like to share?

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Hi. I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Bonnie.

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First of all, I want to
apologize for being late 'cause

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you are all very important to me.

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Even this woman who
I've never seen before.

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- What is your name?
- June.

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You are very important to me,

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and that is a lovely name.

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Thank you?

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That hasn't been the
case for most of my life.

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I was important to me.

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My daughter, of course, sometimes,

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was important to me,

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but not much else.

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But this...

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This...

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This is important to me.

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And I guess it's kind
of hitting me right now

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as I'm talking in my soothing voice.

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Two years into my fifth time

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getting sober,

153
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I finally get it.

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I want to be here.

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And for that, I need to thank you.

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And you and you and you and you

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and June.

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I'd like to follow that if I may.

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Okay.

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Hi. I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Christy.

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Picking up on what she said,

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I want to talk about what
I had for lunch today.

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I usually just get a green salad,

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but today, I got a
Chinese chicken salad.

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Which I've always been
suspicious of because,

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how does a Mandarin
orange work in a salad?

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But here's the thing... it does.

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And so do the cashews.

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And so do the wontons.

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You see where I'm going here, man.

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If an orange and a cashew
can work together in a salad,

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why can't different kinds of people

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work together in the world?

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I made her.

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Now, you're probably wondering,

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"Why a salad? Why not soup?"

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And to that I say, don't
get hung up on the metaphor.

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I could do this whole thing
all over again with soup.

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You keep coming back, June.

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Thank you.

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Remember what I told you.

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Right.

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I love that woman!

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Where's Marjorie?

186
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She and Victor went out to dinner

187
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for their wedding anniversary.

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Oh! Oh, that is so nice.

189
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That means they'll be
having old-people sex.

190
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Ugh.

191
00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:04,423
Damn it!

192
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All the cupcakes are gone.

193
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How the hell am I supposed to
stay sober without cupcakes?

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Relax. I've got artishional cookies.

195
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Artisanal.

196
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I think it's artishional.

197
00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:17,433
I know for a fact it's artisanal.

198
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I don't like your blouse.

199
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Ooh, I'll take one.

200
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Give me. Mmm.

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Mmm.

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I'm gonna sponsor June.

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Well, I think we can all agree.

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Jill has the most awesome hands.

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Totally.

206
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Oh, my God, yes.

207
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Those hands are going on Instagram.

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I've never washed a dish.

209
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Okay, three orders of
bacon chili cheese fries.

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Yay!

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00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:06,279
Mm. It's Adam. How do I look?

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00:11:06,923 --> 00:11:08,433
Hang on.

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Go.

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00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,512
Hello.

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00:11:14,514 --> 00:11:17,097
Hi. Uh, when you were over earlier,

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00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,900
you didn't happen to take a
bag of cookies home, did you?

217
00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:21,852
Why are you talking so fast?

218
00:11:21,854 --> 00:11:23,904
Okay, so you took them and you ate them.

219
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We all did.

220
00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:26,524
Who's "we"?

221
00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:29,151
Me, Wendy, Jill, Christy and Wendy.

222
00:11:30,886 --> 00:11:32,530
Oh, boy. Where are you?

223
00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:34,031
We're at the bistro.

224
00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:37,474
Hey, you remember FM radio?

225
00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:40,401
Don't I sound like FM radio?

226
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:46,065
Up next, "Nights in White Satin""

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I'm coming right over.

228
00:11:50,683 --> 00:11:53,217
I-I need to talk to you in person.

229
00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:56,887
Wait, wait, wait, you're not
breaking up with me, are you?

230
00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:58,889
Is he breaking up with you on the phone?

231
00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:00,808
That is messed up, Adam!

232
00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:03,227
I'm not breaking up with
you. Just-just stay put.

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I'll be right there.

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00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,237
Okay. Bye.

235
00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:08,566
What's going on?

236
00:12:08,568 --> 00:12:10,618
Adam's breaking up with me.

237
00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:14,321
This sounds like a job for skipping.

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00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:16,073
Uh-huh.

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00:12:19,495 --> 00:12:21,912
I guess we're skipping now.

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00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:23,297
Let's go.

241
00:12:34,832 --> 00:12:36,198
Hi, this is Bonnie Plunkett.

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My patience is limited. Go.

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00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:41,122
Bonnie, it's Adam. You
weren't at the restaurant.

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Where are you? Please,
please call me back.

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Eat my dust!

246
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:49,144
Oh, come on, wait up!

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Oh, dear God.

248
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You know, I learned how to
masturbate on one of these.

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- When you were little?
- No, just now.

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Bonnie.

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00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:15,280
Oh, no, Adam's here. Quick,
everyone close your eyes

252
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so he can't see me.

253
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,949
Can't see me.

254
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:19,951
Honey,

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00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:21,792
honey, we need to talk.

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00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,401
Don't break up with
my mom. She loves you.

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And you make her nicer!

258
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:27,567
And she loves you!

259
00:13:27,795 --> 00:13:29,628
I'm not here to break up with you,

260
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,964
but we do need to talk. Alone.

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00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:34,222
- Ooh...
- Ooh...

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00:13:35,302 --> 00:13:39,214
Jill, hold on to her horse
so it doesn't get away.

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00:13:42,643 --> 00:13:44,433
So we're okay?

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I am.

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00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:47,870
Honey, listen...

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Mm-mm.
Time-out.

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00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:55,167
Are you sure? The little horse
already did half the work.

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00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,573
There's something that
I have to tell you.

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00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:01,019
Okay, but, first, I want
to tell you something.

270
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,416
Christy and I have decided

271
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:06,476
that you and I are gonna get married.

272
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,774
I'm excited about it.

273
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:10,597
She's still struggling.

274
00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,753
Let's put a pin in that.

275
00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:15,433
Here's the thing...

276
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,087
the cookies you took from my house

277
00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:18,562
were filled with pot.

278
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,878
- What?
- Yeah.

279
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:27,080
No. That's not possible.

280
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:31,728
I know what pot tastes like and
those did not taste like pot.

281
00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:33,336
Maybe carob.

282
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,962
I'm really sorry, babe. I really am.

283
00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:38,556
No!

284
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,175
You've got to be wrong.

285
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,900
There's no way.

286
00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:51,126
Oh, my God, we're totally high.

287
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,856
I can't believe this.

288
00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:02,611
Three years of sobriety
erased, just like that.

289
00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:05,298
I had five years and seven months!

290
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:12,658
Do you guys realize that we
relapsed in our AA meeting?

291
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:15,892
How can you be laughing right now?

292
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,450
I don't know.

293
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:19,955
I'm trying to cry, but
this is what's happening.

294
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:23,080
This is all your fault!

295
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:24,271
What did I do?

296
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:25,619
You knew what those cookies were.

297
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,803
You just wanted to get high
and take us down with you!

298
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,661
Are you out of your mind?

299
00:15:29,686 --> 00:15:31,186
You honestly think I would do that

300
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,294
to my daughter, to my friends?

301
00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,119
I think you're capable of anything!

302
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,927
I don't even know your real name!

303
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:40,294
Let me tell you something:
if I was gonna relapse,

304
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,455
I wouldn't do it on
something as lame as pot!

305
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,313
And I certainly wouldn't share!

306
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:47,041
All right, everybody
just take a deep breath.

307
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,298
Everything's gonna be fine.

308
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,239
And what the hell is wrong with you?

309
00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:52,348
How do you leave drugs around
when you're dating an addict?

310
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,751
I didn't leave them around.

311
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:56,277
They were in the cabinet
behind my pots and pans!

312
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:57,301
I thought you hid them there

313
00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,492
'cause you didn't want me to eat them.

314
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,100
I didn't want you to eat them!

315
00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:03,391
I'm gonna have to go back to rehab.

316
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,228
At least you can afford rehab!

317
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:06,586
You know what, in a couple hours

318
00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:07,777
this is all gonna be over,

319
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,626
let's all just calm down.

320
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,291
Don't tell us to calm down!

321
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,926
You don't know what we just lost

322
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,837
or how hard it's gonna be to start over!

323
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,014
So just shut up!

324
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,367
Shut up!

325
00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:19,439
I'm sorry.

326
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,869
I think we're being followed.

327
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,724
Thank you for coming.

328
00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,080
I'm in way over my head.

329
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:31,694
No problem.

330
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:32,812
Little problem.

331
00:16:32,814 --> 00:16:34,314
We were in the middle
of a romantic dinner.

332
00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:35,482
Victor, please.

333
00:16:35,484 --> 00:16:37,689
I already took the
pill, now it's wasted.

334
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,955
Hi, girls. How we doing?

335
00:16:43,074 --> 00:16:45,041
Bad. Really bad.

336
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,330
I begged you not to answer your phone.

337
00:16:47,662 --> 00:16:49,103
Go make coffee.

338
00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:51,828
Happy anniversary to me.

339
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:54,884
Marjorie, I'm really high

340
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:56,469
and I'm scared it's never gonna end.

341
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,971
I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job.

342
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,172
They drug test us!

343
00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:01,975
We lost our sobriety. We
all have to start over.

344
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,510
Okay, let's calm down.

345
00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:04,644
Don't say "calm down."

346
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,689
Christy does not like "calm down."

347
00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:10,462
- Go help with the coffee.
- Yes, ma'am.

348
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,663
Okay, now, none of you had any idea

349
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,738
there was pot in those cookies, right?

350
00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:18,689
Right!

351
00:17:19,194 --> 00:17:21,528
So, this was an accident.

352
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:23,892
This was not a choice anybody made.

353
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:27,250
Therefore, no one has
lost their sobriety.

354
00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:29,586
I sure feel like I lost it.

355
00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:31,421
It feels like a death in the family.

356
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,122
Sugar or Splenda?

357
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,462
I'll just bring both.

358
00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:41,297
Look, this sort of thing happens.

359
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:44,767
I had 11 years, I was
on a cruise to Mexico,

360
00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:46,803
I ordered a virgin piña colada,

361
00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:49,055
I took a big gulp and realized

362
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:51,107
it was as much a virgin as I was.

363
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:53,526
So what did you do?

364
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:54,944
I called the waitress

365
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,479
an unfortunate name...

366
00:17:56,955 --> 00:17:59,115
A series of names, really...

367
00:18:00,318 --> 00:18:02,068
but I didn't take another sip.

368
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:05,238
And that was it? You
didn't beat yourself up?

369
00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:07,874
What for? It was an accident.

370
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,243
I did try to make
amends to the waitress,

371
00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:13,415
but she was so shook up,
she jumped ship in Cancun.

372
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:17,250
What if I wake up
tomorrow and I want to use?

373
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:19,385
Then you call me, you
go to your meetings,

374
00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:22,221
you do what you've been doing
for the past three years.

375
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,058
I'm still so sad that this happened.

376
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,643
Well that's a good thing.

377
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,095
It shows how much your
sobriety means to you.

378
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:32,231
Christy, you're gonna be okay.

379
00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:34,582
Thanks, Marjorie.

380
00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:41,941
Bad news, Jill.

381
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,993
Marjorie has the most awesome hands.

382
00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:47,447
How is that possible? Let me see!

383
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,283
You all right?

384
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:52,142
Been better.

385
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,171
Sure different than it used to be.

386
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:56,384
Yeah.

387
00:18:57,774 --> 00:19:00,191
I did like you teaching me how to skip.

388
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,754
I liked it, too.

389
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:05,561
I'm sorry I blamed
you for what happened.

390
00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:07,486
Thank you.

391
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,970
But in all fairness, it is your fault.

392
00:19:16,269 --> 00:19:18,519
Who the hell is June?

393
00:19:28,494 --> 00:19:30,033
So how are the girls?

394
00:19:30,058 --> 00:19:33,359
Good. We went to three
meetings in the last 24 hours.

395
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:35,171
We cried about it at the first meeting,

396
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,973
laughed about it at the
second, and by the third,

397
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,891
we were back to bitching about men.

398
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,728
That wasn't a joke.

399
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,682
Again, I am so sorry.

400
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,317
It's okay.

401
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:49,798
I love you.

402
00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:52,267
I love you, too.

403
00:19:54,673 --> 00:19:56,325
Hey, one other thing.

404
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,027
When we were in the
park the other night,

405
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,142
you said something about
our relationship that...

406
00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:03,670
It kind of caught me
off guard a little bit.

407
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:05,212
Did I?

408
00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,290
You did.

409
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,665
Hmm.

410
00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:14,376
Well, I was pretty high.

411
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,353
You say things when you're high.

412
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:19,756
It doesn't mean anything.

413
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,595
Okay.

414
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:25,935
Then it's forgotten.

415
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,106
- Good.
- Yeah.

416
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:29,776
- You want to watch TV?
- I do. I mean, sure.

417
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,150
Stupid pot.

418
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:43,025
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