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The thing is, Adam and
I were perfect together,

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and I ruined it.

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You know why?

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Because I destroy everything I love.

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I mean, look at the hopeless
mess I made of my daughter.

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My heart is broken.

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And I...

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I just feel like I want to die.

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Time's up.

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Really, Wendy? "Quack, quack"?

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My niece changed it, and I
don't know how to change it back.

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Okay, well, I'm out of time, so thanks.

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It's just...

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why do I sabotage

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all of my relationships?

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Like, when I was eight and
Davey Yoder told me he liked me.

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So what did I do?

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I bit his nose.

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Then when I was 19,

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my boyfriend took me to a KISS concert,

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then later, I had to explain

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why I had clown makeup
all over my thighs.

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But that was nothing compared to...

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How do I stop her?

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I hate being the timer.

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Oh, who am I kidding, I love it.

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If I skip dinner, I
can have one more lick.

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If I do hot yoga, I can have two licks.

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Well, wheels are off now.

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Time to break out the fat pants.

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77, 78, 79.

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79 ceiling tiles. Plus that half.

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Wonder if it goes all the
way through to the other room

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and it's a full tile?

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Got to check that out.

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That was such a good
Blue Bloods last night.

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Sometimes I wonder
what would've happened

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if I had joined the Navy that day.

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Oh, my God.

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At what point are we
just being held hostage?

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Anyway, I'm, I'm still not
really ready to talk about this.

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So...

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Thanks for letting me share.

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I said thanks for letting me share.

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Oh.

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Okay, we only have time for one more.

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I-I'll go.

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Hi, I'm Mary, and I'm an alcoholic.

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Hi, Mary.

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Well, I have just had

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the worst week of my life...

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I'm sorry, one last thing.

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I miss the way Adam smells.

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I hope this bitch gets hit by a car.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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The first time I had coffee with Adam

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was at that table right over there.

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Oh, isn't that nice?

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Why don't you go sit over there?

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I'm sorry, I thought
this was a safe place

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to express my emotions.

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That's at the meeting. Here,
we use each other's weaknesses

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to make ourselves feel better.

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Hey Kmart Pants, pass me the salt.

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They're from Target, Fake Nose.

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Bonnie, you're a strong woman.

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You'll get over this,

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and in time you'll meet someone else.

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No I won't. I'm too old,

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I'm too selfish, I'm too tall.

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Ugh, I got to pee.

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That's another thing, I
got to pee all the time.

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I am telling you guys,
I am close to snapping.

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What can we do to help?

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Take her out to the
desert, throw a ball,

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when she chases it, drive away.

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I could take her out to
lunch somewhere this week.

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Great. How about Portugal?

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I can bring her to my improv class.

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That's right, I'm funny.

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We can go for massages, that
way I still get the credit,

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but I don't have to be
in the same room with her.

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You guys are the best.

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Oh, we're glad to do it.

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And don't worry.

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She'll snap out of this soon.

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Uh, I would not be too sure about that.

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You know, I feel like I've
really turned a corner.

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Well, good, I'm glad.

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You see that dog with no back legs,

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rolling around on that little cart?

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A week ago, he would've
reminded me of Adam

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and I would've fallen apart.

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- And now?
- And now...

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he looks just like Adam.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Bon,

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but can you speed up a little?

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We're gonna be late for our massages.

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Hang on just a minute.

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What are we doing?

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I just need to pull myself together.

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Oh, Lord, which one is his building?

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Oh, the sexy one with
the wheelchair ramp.

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Oh, my God.

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How am I ever gonna get over this?

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Bonnie,

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I've loved and lost,

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and... it taught me

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an important life lesson.

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It's gonna take you five
penises to get over this guy.

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First three are sacrificial,

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the fourth one gets you
through the holidays,

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and number five gets you
all the way to "Adam who?"

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You know what?

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You're right.

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You're totally right.

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Stay put.

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I'm gonna go touch his mailbox.

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Oh, hi.

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You're back early.

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You're supposed to
be out with my mother.

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Why aren't you out with my mother?

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Um...

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You're horrible at improv!

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Christy?

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Ugh, Mom.

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Get off the floor.

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Hey, you on your way?

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Bad news, Christy.

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No, it's your day.

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You have to take her to lunch.

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Victor stepped on one of the
cats and twisted his ankle,

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so I'm gonna see if I can get
the vet to treat them both.

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Can't they just stay home

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and lick themselves till you get back?

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Christy?

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Oh, my God, she's coming.

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Christy?

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Are you out here?

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♪ My stride, nobody gonna slow me down ♪

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Whee!

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Ooh!

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What have we got here?

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Cheese.

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I'm in.

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Mm.

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I've never seen someone have so
much fun at the grocery store.

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Are you kidding? I love it here.

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Music, free cheese and no
one's talking about Adam.

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Christy.

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♪ But now you're feeling cocky... ♪

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Adam.

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That's weird.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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How are you?

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I'm good, I'm good. You?

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Good. I just had some cheese.

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Nice.

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♪ Ain't nothing gonna break my stride ♪

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So how's your mom?

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She's great.

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Terrific.

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Out there living life, being happy.

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Glad to hear it.

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- Okay, well, nice seeing you.
- Nice seeing you, too.

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Adam, wait.

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That's a load of crap.

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The truth is she's miserable.

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She misses you more
than she misses cocaine.

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And she once sold her hair for cocaine.

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Yeah, well, it hasn't
been easy for me either.

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Then give it another try.

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I want to, but it's
just not that simple.

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Oh, come on, she made
one little mistake.

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Little mistake? She was
seeing a guy behind my back.

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Texting him, lying about
it, and then she kissed him.

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And she's suffering for it.

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Obviously you are, too.

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A grown man buying SpaghettiOs...

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That just screams lonely.

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I like SpaghettiOs.

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Plus, the beef stew's on the top shelf.

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Fine. But I'll leave you with this.

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There's a very tall, very sad woman

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who would love nothing
more than to reach up

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and get you that beef stew,

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and...

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fill your life with sporadic
moments of happiness.

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But it's up to you, Adam.

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It's up to you.

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Oh, come on!

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You messed up my dramatic walkaway.

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Let's go, I don't want to
be late for the meeting.

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Just keep in mind there
might be other people

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who want to share tonight.

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Oh, like we don't already
know what they're gonna say.

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Oh, no, I've got too much money

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to fit in my purse.

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- Who's that supposed to be?
- That was very clearly Jill.

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- No, it's not.
- Oh, please. Close your eyes,

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Jill's in the room.

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My maid went back to Trinidad.

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I'll have to get the door myself.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Thank you.

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Hi, Christy, alcoholic.

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Hi, Christy.

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So my mom isn't gonna be here tonight.

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Yes!

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Sorry.

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Sorry, I don't have any
beer. I can offer you water,

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unless you want some
expired chocolate milk

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that might have a little kick to it.

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Water's fine.

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So this is a nice surprise.

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Well, I've been thinking about you,

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and I was in the neighborhood,

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so I thought I'd take
a shot you were alone.

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You are alone, right?

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- Yep, completely alone.
- Okay.

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I'm glad we can joke about it.

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We are joking about it.

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Yes.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Oh, it's Christy.

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She wants to know how it's going,

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with ten question
marks and praying hands.

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And I guarantee you the next three dings

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are gonna be Marjorie, Wendy,
and Jill with the same question.

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Are your friends bugging you?

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No, my friends are guys.

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So, what should I tell Christy?

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Tell her we're good.

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You sure?

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Yeah.

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'Cause if you want to talk
about us or anything...

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I really don't want to.

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I mean, it happened, it's behind us,

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and it's really good to be with you.

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00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,391
Then I'm gonna send her a happy face.

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00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:29,829
So, what do you want to do?

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00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:30,659
You hungry?

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00:11:30,684 --> 00:11:33,332
No, I ate a little while ago.

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00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,308
You want to go out and see a movie?

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00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:38,838
You know, we could
stay here and watch TV.

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There is a plan.

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Here. You drive.

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There they are.

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I am sending a happy face, happy face,

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and just to screw with
Marjorie, a bleeding dagger.

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So, I ran into the hallway,
I banged on the door,

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and I tried the doorknob,
and it was unlocked.

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And?

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00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,035
You sure we're not using the TV

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to avoid talking about our stuff?

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- I'm not.
- Good. I'm not, either.

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... what I got to do
because I can make...

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Isn't it beautiful?

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You seen this commercial?

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... will never know there
a six cups of spinach...

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That juicer really can do anything.

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00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,804
- Look at that, it makes soup.
- Mm-hmm.

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- And pizza dough.
- Shut up.

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So, did you do it all night?
I bet you did it all night.

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Well, I'd have to bet you

267
00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:43,898
a bucket of corn we didn't.

268
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,982
Who's that supposed to be?

269
00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:46,761
See?

270
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,983
But you and Adam are
back together, right?

271
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,151
I don't know, it was weird.
We watched TV for awhile

272
00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:54,153
and then when I asked him
if he was spending the night,

273
00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:55,955
he said he had to get up early and left.

274
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:58,208
Well, did you guys at least
get a chance to talk it out?

275
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,722
No, he didn't want to.

276
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:01,878
Well, you just have to be patient.

277
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,496
Oh, really? Where'd you get that from,

278
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:05,048
the inside of a Snapple cap?

279
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:09,168
Sorry, and Snapple has more
trivia than actual advice.

280
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:11,554
I got a quick fix.
You kissed another guy,

281
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,506
now you got to let him
level the playing field.

282
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:15,592
You're not making the stupid suggestion

283
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,175
that I let him go kiss another woman.

284
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,417
Well, not just any woman.

285
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,700
Oh, forget it.

286
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:28,050
Bonnie, you broke Adam's trust,

287
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:31,003
so he needs time and
you need to be patient.

288
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,159
You're right. You're always right.

289
00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:34,611
Thanks, Marjorie.

290
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,268
Are you kidding me?!

291
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,709
I just said that.

292
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,753
Oh, I don't think so.

293
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,542
This is nice.

294
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,518
Yeah. It is.

295
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,217
More potatoes?

296
00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:55,448
Still working on these.

297
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,717
Take your time. I
don't want to rush you.

298
00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,435
Patience is my thang.

299
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,370
Yeah, you mentioned
that a couple of times.

300
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,948
Mmm.

301
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:13,073
Mm, funny story.

302
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:15,451
I didn't have a pan
that fit the chicken,

303
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:17,153
so I had to borrow one from a neighbor.

304
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,933
- You don't say.
- Yup.

305
00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:22,792
Just marched right up and asked for it.

306
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,861
- And she just gave it to you.
- Yeah, I mean, got to give it

307
00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,636
back in the morning, but, uh...

308
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,479
Yup.

309
00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:39,559
Oh, hey.

310
00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:40,593
Christy's home.

311
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:42,061
Christy!

312
00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:45,765
Hey. Don't worry, I'll disappear.

313
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,684
No, you won't. Get on in here.

314
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,103
Yeah, we got a roast
chicken and a funny story.

315
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,771
Come on.

316
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:52,905
Let me fix you a plate.

317
00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:54,073
You really want me

318
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,274
to have dinner with you?

319
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,405
- Of course we do.
- How was your day?

320
00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,779
Okay. I waited on a guy

321
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,531
who looked like George
Clooney from the back.

322
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:04,534
That is so funny.

323
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,589
Is it?

324
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,034
It's more the way you said it.

325
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:12,458
Okay. You know, I kind of
smell like Brussels sprouts,

326
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,876
so I'm gonna go change my shirt.

327
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,762
- Aw.
- Aw.

328
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,893
I'll be back.

329
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:30,860
Okay, this is weird, right?

330
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,395
It's the pan. She's Vietnamese.

331
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,276
Who knows what she's made in it.

332
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:44,741
No. I-I... I was
talking a-about us.

333
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,659
It's... should we just go and have sex?

334
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:48,327
It's got to be better than this.

335
00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:52,154
Here, I'll push so you
can take off your pants.

336
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,143
Whoa.

337
00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:58,421
Oh. I forgot the best part.

338
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,057
The guy who looked like
Clooney, his name was Jorge,

339
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,925
which is George in Spanish.

340
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,378
Hello?

341
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,682
Let the record show the advice
I got from this table was,

342
00:16:09,684 --> 00:16:13,269
and I say this with love,
absolutely worthless.

343
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:16,939
That's my mother's hurtful
way of saying she and Adam

344
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,025
were incapable of talking
about their feelings,

345
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:21,110
so they had sex until they fell asleep.

346
00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:25,832
Hey. I tried your "being patient,"

347
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,511
and it was the most excruciating
15 minutes of my life.

348
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,815
I don't care how you got there,
I'm just glad you're happy.

349
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:35,300
- I hate when you take the high road.
- I know.

350
00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:39,178
Things are back to normal.
He slept over and tonight

351
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,823
we're going to the Italian restaurant

352
00:16:40,848 --> 00:16:41,956
where we had our first date.

353
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,198
Oh, that's so romantic.

354
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,302
So I guess that means he
doesn't need to even things up

355
00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,887
and kiss someone.

356
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,972
What's your deal, Jill?

357
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,724
I don't know. Sometimes I just feel

358
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,808
like it's my turn to talk.

359
00:16:58,831 --> 00:17:01,484
Hey, honey, I'm at the
bistro, but I'm not eating.

360
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,120
I'm saving room for tonight.

361
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,222
Oh.

362
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,876
No. That's fine.

363
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,933
We can always go another time.

364
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,659
Absolutely.

365
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,184
Have fun.

366
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,542
I love you.

367
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,422
He wants to go watch a basketball
game with his buddies.

368
00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:25,464
- What about your romantic...
- It's fine.

369
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,315
How can that be fine?

370
00:17:28,396 --> 00:17:29,645
He's blowing you off.

371
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,597
- You don't know that.
- Yeah, we do.

372
00:17:31,622 --> 00:17:33,643
It literally happened in front of us.

373
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,819
Okay. So what am I supposed to do?

374
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,604
I think you got to get him to open up.

375
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,247
Your daughter's right, Bonnie.

376
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,073
Thank you, Marjorie.

377
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,555
At least somebody around
here appreciates...

378
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,018
Shh, shh, shh.

379
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,464
I'm just afraid...

380
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,237
... if I get him to
start talking, he'll...

381
00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:55,598
talk himself out of
wanting to be with me.

382
00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:59,458
You and I didn't speak for years
and it just made things worse.

383
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,127
It took a while,

384
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:04,463
but... I'm kind of happy

385
00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:05,823
where we are now.

386
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,466
Really? 'Cause just the other day

387
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:09,558
you wanted to ditch her in the desert.

388
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:12,331
Seriously, what is your deal?

389
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:17,478
Yes! Yes! And he drew the foul!

390
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,883
Another round of shots and I'm buying.

391
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,649
Hey.

392
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,579
Hey. What are you doing here?

393
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,187
We need to talk.

394
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,211
Here? Now?

395
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,569
Yes, before I lose my nerve.

396
00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:32,594
All right. What's going on?

397
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:38,798
Adam, things are not good with us.

398
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,999
What are you talking about?

399
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,334
Last night was great.

400
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,503
Last night was super
weird until we had sex,

401
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,806
and then tonight you
blew me off for this?

402
00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:48,899
It's ten cent wing night.

403
00:18:49,821 --> 00:18:51,510
Just admit it.

404
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,172
You're still angry at me.

405
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,743
Okay, maybe you're right.

406
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,685
I don't want to be, but
every time I look at you,

407
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:02,196
I think of you with that
other guy and it hurts.

408
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,352
Watch the game, Red.

409
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,692
I said I'm sorry.

410
00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:09,102
- I don't know what else to do.
- Me, either.

411
00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:12,469
- Maybe you should kiss Jill.
- What?

412
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:15,245
Sorry. Just thinking out loud.

413
00:19:18,619 --> 00:19:20,586
What we had was really good.

414
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,998
I'm still mad at you for screwing it up.

415
00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:25,555
I get it.

416
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,380
Thank you.

417
00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:28,464
"Thank you"?

418
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,344
For being honest with me.

419
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:34,780
- So what now?
- I don't know, I...

420
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:38,454
I guess call me when you're less mad.

421
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:41,727
But until then, I don't think

422
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:43,696
we should see each other anymore.

423
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,383
Oh, that's just wrong!

424
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:53,180
So I'll see you?

425
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,042
I hope.

426
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:15,306
What you got today, Walter?

427
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:17,392
Tofurky. Keep moving.

428
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,950
Hit me.

429
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,181
Oh.

430
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,572
Got to learn to trust you.

431
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:42,219
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