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Jill, you're a seven, right?

2
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If I'm a seven, you're a four.

3
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Meow!

4
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I meant your shoe size.

5
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Oh. In that case, yes.

6
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And sorry for snappin' at ya.

7
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When you have your hair
down and gloss those lips,

8
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you're a solid six.

9
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Thanks. I was just hoping to
borrow some cowboy boots.

10
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She's got a date with a hillbilly.

11
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- He's not a hillbilly.
- He's taking you country line dancing,

12
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so he's a hillbilly from the early '90s.

13
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Hey, it's still cool to line dance.

14
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I take a line dance aerobics class.

15
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And who's cooler than Marjorie?

16
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I've got a date with a
coordinated man who has a penis.

17
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I'd do the polka, if
that's what it took.

18
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Do you even have a
clue how to line dance?

19
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Yeah. You wear cute
boots and dance in a line.

20
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Ugh. Oh, I did not just hear that.

21
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You are gonna lose that
fella to a gal who knows

22
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how to tush push you right out
of a two wall formation change.

23
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A two wall what?

24
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All right. Line up, ladies.

25
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Let's show Christy a
little country heat.

26
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Shouldn't we stretch first?

27
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I got to tinkle.

28
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No, no time.

29
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The Gamblers Anonymous people
will be here any minute,

30
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and I owe one of them a
couple hundred dollars.

31
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Okay, now, this is your basic step.

32
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Follow my lead.

33
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Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.

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Step, back, side, touch.
Step, back, side, touch.

35
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Pivot, pivot.

36
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Kick ball change, twist, twist...

37
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Oh, dear Lord, how were
you ever a stripper?

38
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You put glitter on your boobs
and Def Leppard's playing.

39
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Nobody's looking at your feet.

40
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Hello?

41
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Yeah, this is she.

42
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

43
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Okay, well, thanks for calling.

44
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- Who was that?
- Uh, some lawyer. My mother's dead.

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Pivot, pivot.

46
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Kick ball change...

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What?

48
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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49
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- You doin' all right?
- Yeah. Why?

50
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Bonnie, we're your friends.

51
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Knock, knock, let us in.

52
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What? You mean my mother?

53
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I barely knew the woman. I'm fine.

54
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I wish this was a true
medium rare, but I'm fine.

55
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You're not sad that she died?

56
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No, but you seem to be
snottin' it up pretty good.

57
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Okay, I got a little more information.

58
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She was in the hospital, she
didn't suffer, she went quick.

59
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Not quick enough.

60
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- Oh, Bonnie...
- Oh, Wendy!

61
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And her landlord wants
everything out of the apartment.

62
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So I guess we're going to San Francisco.

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- Pass.
- Pass?

64
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They can dump her stuff
in the bay, for all I care.

65
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- Oh, Bonnie...
- That's two!

66
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You don't want to find
out what happens at three!

67
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You don't.

68
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This is all very fresh.

69
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But when you have a little distance,

70
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you might regret not going
and getting some closure.

71
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Might help you get rid
of some of that anger.

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- What anger?
- But it's your...

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Do not say “mother”!

74
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A mother is someone who
sticks around, day in, day out,

75
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and pays the price, like I did with her.

76
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- Well, you didn't exactly...
- Not the time.

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Her mother just died, her
burger's not pink in the middle,

78
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and she's about to punch Wendy.

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- Couldn't sleep?
- No.

80
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And I was so hoping
you'd come downstairs

81
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so we could have a deep,
life-affirming talk about it.

82
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Kiss my ass.

83
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You know, you might not care
that you lost your mother,

84
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but I lost my grandmother.

85
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If I kiss your ass,
will you leave me alone?

86
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You do understand we're never
gonna see this woman again.

87
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And you understand we
never saw her before.

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Christy, if you and I

89
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had never reconnected and I
died, would you have mourned me?

90
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Yes, I would have.

91
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Oh, come on. Those years
we weren't speaking,

92
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did you even think about me at all?

93
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Every day.

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- Really?
- Yes.

95
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You never called.

96
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For 18 months, you didn't
have phone privileges.

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Give me one good reason why
I should go to San Francisco

98
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and rummage around that
old woman's apartment.

99
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And don't give me any of
that emotional closure crap.

100
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Maybe you could find some stuff to sell.

101
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You should've led with that. I'm in.

102
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Hello, Wendy's next birthday present.

103
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Good news... we inherited a
closet full of soap operas

104
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and a VHS player that was...
Get this... built in America.

105
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Aw.

106
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She liked soap operas.

107
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I bet she watched them
to fill her lonely life.

108
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Oh, grow up, Bambi.

109
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The only reason we're here
is to find crap we can sell.

110
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That's your reason.

111
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I came here to learn
about my grandmother.

112
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Let me give you a
thumbnail: she smoked Camels,

113
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wore clogs, and gave away her daughter.

114
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Hey, Cranky, I think you need to eat.

115
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Maybe there's something in the fridge.

116
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Yeah, probably a six-pack
of Ensure and some radishes.

117
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Ooh, even better, a shriveled
lemon and some batteries.

118
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Aw, she liked lemons.

119
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Probably to put in
the tea that she drank

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while she watched her stories.

121
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Stop it!

122
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Why can't this be like in the movies,

123
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where I wear a black suit and a veil

124
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and pretend to cry into a hanky
while a lawyer hands me a check,

125
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and... Oh, my God, you're not
gonna believe what I found.

126
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If it's a dead cat, lie to me.

127
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It's a big bag of cash. Look!

128
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If it's a dead cat, I am gonna kill you.

129
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No, it really is a big bag of cash!

130
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Oh, Mommy, I knew you
were looking out for me!

131
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I've got $2,438.
You?

132
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I got $673.

133
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- Really?
- Sorry.

134
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Old habit. $3,084.

135
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Oh, my God.

136
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Altogether, that's, um...

137
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Carry the six...

138
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Let's just say we have
between five and six grand.

139
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- “We”?
- Yeah, “we.”

140
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I don't mean to pull rank
here, but she was my mother.

141
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You wouldn't even know about the money

142
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if I hadn't dragged you down here.

143
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You just came so you
could fence her toaster.

144
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We're still doing that.

145
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Come on, grab the boxes,
I'll take the cash.

146
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Nice try.

147
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Let's just go.

148
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It's kind of sad.

149
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The woman lived her whole life,
and all she had to show for it

150
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were a few tchotchkes and a wad of cash.

151
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- And me.
- I was including you as a tchotchke.

152
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- Who are you?
- Who are you?

153
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This is my mother's place.

154
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Oh, my God.

155
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Have we been cleaning
out the wrong apartment?

156
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Who exactly is your mother?

157
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Shirley Stabler.

158
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Wow. Grandma just got
a lot more interesting.

159
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Not so fast. I know this hustle.

160
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- What hustle?
- You scan the obits,

161
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find out about an old lady that's dead,

162
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show up to her apartment
claiming to be a relative.

163
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- Who does that?
- I've done it.

164
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Yeah. It works every time.

165
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Except when you get
sloppy. My mother was white.

166
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So was mine.

167
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Look, here.

168
00:08:06,426 --> 00:08:09,227
This is my mother with my father.

169
00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,128
Wow.

170
00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,664
There's Grandma with a... black man.

171
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I'm sorry. That was weird.

172
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I don't know why I whispered.

173
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We have black friends.

174
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I'm sorry, I'm gonna
need some proof, Miss... ?

175
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You first.

176
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Ray Stabler.

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- Bonnie Plunkett.
- Christy Plunkett.

178
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Unfortunately, the only proof
I can show you is a picture

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of the fire station she
dumped me at when I was four.

180
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Here's the e-mail we got from a lawyer.

181
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This is crazy.

182
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Are you saying you're my... sister?

183
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I'm not sayin' nothin' to nobody.

184
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Unbelievable.

185
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I saw her in the hospital
right before she passed,

186
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and she never mentioned a daughter.

187
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Just said, “Look in the freezer.”

188
00:09:02,287 --> 00:09:04,015
Well, that makes no sense.

189
00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:06,591
- Dementia, huh?
- Cancer.

190
00:09:06,616 --> 00:09:07,815
Same thing.

191
00:09:09,521 --> 00:09:12,757
So, uh, let me get this straight.
She kept you?

192
00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:16,193
I guess it's not what you want
to hear, but, yes, she did.

193
00:09:16,195 --> 00:09:17,995
Wow. Even from the grave,

194
00:09:17,997 --> 00:09:20,380
she's finding new
ways to stick it to me.

195
00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,138
Frozen peas?

196
00:09:22,998 --> 00:09:24,443
Why would she want me to find these?

197
00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:26,871
Eh, you know, mothers and vegetables.

198
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,577
Excuse me, I got to take this.

199
00:09:32,579 --> 00:09:33,911
Yeah, Lorraine.

200
00:09:33,913 --> 00:09:36,256
- Put him on.
- Can you believe this?

201
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,962
She didn't want the
girl but kept the boy?

202
00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:39,501
Where are we, China?

203
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,203
Don't we have to tell him
about the money?

204
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,471
No! Are you crazy?

205
00:09:42,473 --> 00:09:44,173
But his mom told him about the freezer.

206
00:09:44,175 --> 00:09:46,509
Yeah, and he got a bag
of peas. Everybody wins.

207
00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:47,977
But now that we're sober,

208
00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:49,178
aren't we supposed to be
rigorously honest?

209
00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,713
Not when it comes to money.

210
00:09:52,248 --> 00:09:54,594
I'm sorry about that.
Got a trial coming up.

211
00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,719
Oh, really? What'd they get you for?

212
00:09:57,628 --> 00:09:59,321
I'm the lawyer.

213
00:09:59,357 --> 00:10:01,724
Oh. Well, la-Dee-da.

214
00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:03,118
A lawyer.

215
00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:04,585
That's so cool. You know, I'm actually

216
00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:06,938
- studying to be...
- Not now.

217
00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:10,899
Listen, I'm not really sure
what we're supposed to do here.

218
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,468
This is my card.

219
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,070
Give me a call
if you ever want to sit down

220
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,106
and... I don't know... talk.

221
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:25,298
Well, I don't have a card,
seeing as it's not 1947.

222
00:10:26,204 --> 00:10:27,783
Is she always like this?

223
00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:29,946
No, sometimes she's in a bad mood.

224
00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:34,384
I can come back another time.
Take whatever you need,

225
00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:37,176
but if you find any pictures
of an adorable black boy,

226
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,485
don't throw 'em out.

227
00:10:38,648 --> 00:10:39,972
Hang on.

228
00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:43,174
This makes a lot more sense now.

229
00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:46,501
You threw out my Little League
picture? That's cold.

230
00:10:46,503 --> 00:10:48,670
Sorry. We thought
you came with the frame.

231
00:10:50,128 --> 00:10:53,159
Okay, I'm just gonna go.

232
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,826
Wait! We found a bunch of

233
00:10:55,851 --> 00:10:57,534
- cash in the freezer.
- No!

234
00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:02,724
It's only right if you take half.

235
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,230
How much is there?

236
00:11:04,255 --> 00:11:06,656
- About six grand.
- $350.

237
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:09,160
Six grand.

238
00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:12,561
It's okay. You keep it.

239
00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,458
What's that supposed to mean?

240
00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,772
- Means I don't need it.
- And we do?

241
00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:18,597
We do, Mom. We really do.

242
00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,169
Here. I got news for you, little bro.

243
00:11:21,171 --> 00:11:23,275
You can keep your charity.
I have lived my whole life

244
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,833
without any help from that woman.

245
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,413
I do not need a handout now!

246
00:11:27,631 --> 00:11:30,345
I am so sorry about that.

247
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:32,947
For someone who wasn't
raised by my mother,

248
00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:34,636
she sure is a lot like her.

249
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,352
Never, ever say that to her.

250
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:41,456
Can you move your foot,
Uncle Ray? You're on a 50.

251
00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:45,886
- Here. Let me help you with that.
- Thanks.

252
00:11:46,696 --> 00:11:49,144
This'll really help with tuition.

253
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,366
Where'd you go to school?

254
00:11:51,368 --> 00:11:53,401
Cal. How about you?

255
00:11:53,403 --> 00:11:55,803
- Sonoma State.
- Good school?

256
00:11:55,828 --> 00:11:57,830
Ample parking.

257
00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:02,423
You sure you're okay with
us taking all of this?

258
00:12:03,392 --> 00:12:05,413
Yeah, I'm sure.

259
00:12:05,415 --> 00:12:07,822
- And another thing!
- Buckle up.

260
00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:09,784
I never even finished high school,

261
00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:11,586
and she put you through law school?!

262
00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:13,421
I put me through law school.

263
00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:15,957
I put me through college,
I put me through everything.

264
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,291
She gave me nothing.

265
00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:19,501
That's how I feel about you.

266
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:24,032
Everything I accomplished
was in spite of her.

267
00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:26,634
Now I know you had it hard,
but believe me,

268
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,670
it was no picnic
being raised by Shirley.

269
00:12:28,672 --> 00:12:29,853
- Abandoned.
- Black.

270
00:12:29,878 --> 00:12:32,228
- Woman.
- Gay.

271
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,144
I think he wins.

272
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,842
My dad left, and every time
she looked at me,

273
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,133
I was just a reminder.

274
00:12:42,252 --> 00:12:44,810
- Oh, that's so sad.
- What about my story?

275
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,967
It's sad, too. I've just heard it a lot.

276
00:12:48,358 --> 00:12:49,791
You wish you had her.

277
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:52,014
I couldn't wait to get away from her.

278
00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,365
And now I want to get away from you.

279
00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,757
Christy, I wish you nothing but success.

280
00:12:57,782 --> 00:12:59,867
And she'll have it,
'cause she had a mother

281
00:12:59,869 --> 00:13:01,396
who loved her and took care of her!

282
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,447
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know.

283
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:14,271
I am so sorry I dragged you there.

284
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:16,784
I thought you'd get
closure with your mom,

285
00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:18,357
and now it's just opener.

286
00:13:19,022 --> 00:13:20,592
More open?

287
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,491
Oh, come on.

288
00:13:23,493 --> 00:13:26,661
Just give me a dirty look
so I know you still love me.

289
00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:29,397
- It's not your fault.
- I know.

290
00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:31,928
I was just making noise
'cause the radio doesn't work.

291
00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:34,736
This is my life.

292
00:13:34,738 --> 00:13:37,610
I get knocked around,
kicked in the teeth, and then,

293
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:40,124
When I finally get good
news, like my mother's dead,

294
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:42,193
boom, I get kicked in the teeth again.

295
00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:44,295
That's a funny line.

296
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:46,306
I'm gonna steal it when you die.

297
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:50,801
Enjoy it, 'cause I got
nothing else to leave you.

298
00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:53,704
Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself.

299
00:13:53,706 --> 00:13:55,840
Everybody's life is hard.

300
00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:57,308
Oh, not my long-lost brother.

301
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,210
He apparently made something of himself.

302
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:02,112
Hey, don't discount
what you've achieved.

303
00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:05,634
I'm 52 years old, and I
manage an apartment building.

304
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,728
You're sticking with 52, huh?

305
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,458
There's the dirty look.

306
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,726
Mom, we're all doing the best we can.

307
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:18,896
There's no point in comparing
yourself to other people.

308
00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:20,679
Thank you.

309
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,301
Especially a super successful attorney

310
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:27,228
who overcame poverty
and racial prejudice.

311
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,056
Oh, you do still love me!

312
00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:36,647
I still can't believe
Bonnie has a brother.

313
00:14:36,649 --> 00:14:39,986
I know. It's like finding
out there was a Jerry Hitler.

314
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,053
How's she handling it?

315
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:44,388
You know her.

316
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:45,689
- Oh, you poor thing.
- Sorry.

317
00:14:45,691 --> 00:14:47,258
Thanks.

318
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:48,859
Is she coming to the meeting?

319
00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:50,527
No. She's too busy having a meeting

320
00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:52,496
with all the angry voices in her head.

321
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:56,100
Last count, there were
seven, and maybe a dog.

322
00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,701
Yeah, well, she needs to come.

323
00:14:57,703 --> 00:14:59,803
- You tell her.
- Maybe I will.

324
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:02,706
Just be sure to let her smell
your hand before you pet her.

325
00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:13,629
As the Sun Sets.

326
00:15:13,819 --> 00:15:15,619
This portion brought to you today

327
00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,689
by Brim Decaffeinated Coffee.

328
00:15:17,732 --> 00:15:21,467
Fill your cup to the rim
with the richness of Brim.

329
00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:24,228
And Lady Whisper Body Spray.

330
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,923
Because... well... you know.

331
00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,477
What are you doing here?

332
00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:42,546
- What are you doing here?
- Why aren't you at the meeting?

333
00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:44,408
I'm not at the meeting 'cause
you're not at the meeting.

334
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,979
You want to play 20 Questions, or
are you gonna invite me in?

335
00:15:47,004 --> 00:15:49,053
Fine. I just don't want to
talk about my mother.

336
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:50,447
You got it.

337
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:58,595
You know, I had a dead
mom I was mad at, too.

338
00:16:00,299 --> 00:16:02,132
For God's sake.

339
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,701
What? I'm talking about my mother.

340
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:06,603
I see. So this is where we
make my problem about you.

341
00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:08,236
Oh, we'll get there.

342
00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:12,576
But since you brought it up,
what exactly is your problem?

343
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,790
Seriously?

344
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,080
My mother threw me
into the foster system,

345
00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:17,614
but chose to raise a son.

346
00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:19,393
Okay. How is that a problem?

347
00:16:19,658 --> 00:16:21,685
Are you trying to piss me off?

348
00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:22,953
I'm just saying, that's something

349
00:16:22,955 --> 00:16:24,254
that happened a long time ago.

350
00:16:24,256 --> 00:16:26,290
It's only a problem
now if you make it one.

351
00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:28,926
I didn't think I could hate that woman

352
00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:30,594
any more than I already did.

353
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,664
Can I tell you something
Marjorie told me?

354
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,065
Ugh. Let me guess.

355
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:39,015
Pray? Go to a meeting?
Pray at a meeting?

356
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,376
Do the hokey pokey,
turn yourself around?

357
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:45,797
She told me to write my mother
a letter and tell her everything

358
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,145
I didn't get a chance to
tell her when she was alive.

359
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:49,915
And where would I mail this letter?

360
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:53,197
Do you happen to know
the zip code for hell?

361
00:16:56,722 --> 00:16:59,189
You go to her grave,
and you just read it.

362
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,759
Wow. That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

363
00:17:02,244 --> 00:17:06,275
Yeah, well, I thought so,
too, but... it really helped.

364
00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:08,945
And I had a nice weekend
in South Carolina.

365
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,868
Bought an antique samovar.

366
00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:12,603
I don't know what that is.

367
00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:14,371
Is that a person? A sandwich?

368
00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:17,107
Make all the jokes you want,

369
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,853
but instead of hating my
mom day in and day out,

370
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,081
now the anger just
flares up occasionally.

371
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,449
Like herpes?

372
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:28,536
I wouldn't know.

373
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,842
But yes.

374
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,291
Okay, let's do this.

375
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,728
“Dear Mom,

376
00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:02,198
“I have hated you my whole life.

377
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:07,739
“What kind of person
abandons a four-year-old child?

378
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:11,043
“I wasn't a baby, you knew me.

379
00:18:11,108 --> 00:18:13,417
“We sang songs together.

380
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:17,783
“And then I spent... the
rest of my life thinking

381
00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:21,420
“I must've done something
wrong, or you would have wanted me.

382
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,010
“Do you know what
that does to a person?

383
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:28,727
“I drank... because of you.

384
00:18:29,268 --> 00:18:32,731
“I almost lost my
child because of you.

385
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,567
“I went to jail because of you.

386
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:42,619
Because of you, because
of you, because of you.”

387
00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:50,065
I can't keep doing this.

388
00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:56,190
You have been the
great excuse of my life.

389
00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,924
I blamed you for everything.

390
00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:00,760
It's all on you.

391
00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:03,916
God.

392
00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:08,792
I can't believe I'm
gonna say this, but...

393
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:13,760
... I'm sorry.

394
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:23,698
I don't like you... I
don't have to like you...

395
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,420
But you're not responsible for my life.

396
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,867
I am responsible for my life.

397
00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:35,493
There.

398
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,126
You're off the hook.

399
00:19:42,002 --> 00:19:43,446
Rest in peace.

400
00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:16,560
“Dear Mom, for as long

401
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:18,695
“as I can remember, you
were never there for me.

402
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:19,997
You let me down so..”"

403
00:20:19,999 --> 00:20:21,231
What's going on?

404
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:23,400
Shh. Lay down. Just go with it.

405
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,169
What are you doing?

406
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,038
I was inspired by what you did,

407
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,574
and I realized I still have
so much anger towards you,

408
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,399
I thought I should get some of it out.

409
00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:35,692
Wait. You're doing your
dead mom letter now?

410
00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:38,982
Yeah. I was in the mood, nothing on TV.

411
00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,196
Eh, knock yourself out.

412
00:20:42,313 --> 00:20:44,788
It might help if you crossed your arms.

413
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,235
Like this?

414
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,460
Perfect. And breathe shallow.

415
00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:52,282
Nice.

416
00:20:54,022 --> 00:20:56,566
“You let me down so many times,

417
00:20:56,568 --> 00:20:58,035
and I learned not to trust.."

418
00:20:58,037 --> 00:21:00,737
- Roar! 
- That's going in the letter!

419
00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:07,110
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