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You lose something?

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Oh, come on.

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You're still not talking to me?

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I said I was sorry.

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(sighs) You know, I don't mind

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that you borrow my car without asking.

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I don't mind that you
never put gas in it.

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I don't even mind that
I have to pull my seat up

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all the way from Freaktown.

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But when I turn on the radio and
you've changed all my stations,

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that's when I snap.

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Hey, when I hear Kenny
G, that's when I snap.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, I'm just heading
out for a little bit.

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- Where?
- Got a thing.

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- What thing?
- I'm meeting a guy for a beer.

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- BONNIE: Who?
- You don't know him.

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Where are you going?
Who are you meeting?

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CHRISTY: Surrender or before you
know it, you're a year older.

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My brother's in town.

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You have a brother?

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This is gonna make me late for work,

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but it's worth it.

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Why am I not meeting him?

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Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.

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Hey.

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You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz.

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Tell me why I shouldn't be
incredibly hurt right now.

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We're not that close.

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The only reason I'm seeing
him is to sign some papers

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for our parents' estate.

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Estate?

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Don't get excited.

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It's a thousand bucks a year.

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Why my parents decided to dole it out

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until I'm 85 remains a mystery.

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Still, uh, after you've
gone, that grand goes to me?

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Go nuts.

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I'm an heiress.

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Adam, a hint.

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- Sleep with your eyes open.
- Already do.

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- I'll see you later.
- Wait.

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Why can't I meet him?

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What, was he born without a nose?

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Weird, floaty eye?

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Spits when he says,

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(spitting): “sauteed spinach.”

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Yes, it's all of those
things. Can I go now?

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No. I am meeting him and that's final.

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I'm not gonna win this, am I?

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You gave up those balls

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the minute you put a ring on her finger.

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BONNIE: Give me five minutes to change.

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First the legs, now you guys.

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The darkness is moving north.

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- Here you go, Bonnie.
- Well, thank you, Patrick.

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How gallant.

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- Sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby.
- You're gonna love it.

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Oh, waitress.

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God, I hate her.

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Welcome to the Rustic Fig.

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The one place I used to feel safe.

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(laughs) I told you, she's a pistol.

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Wish I had one right now.

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Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick.

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- Really nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hi.

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Since Patrick's only in town
for the night, we thought we...

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- She thought.
- ... we'd come here.

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What better way for us all
to get to know each other?

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With me serving you food. Yay.

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Can I please have whatever kind of beer

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can get here fastest?

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Can you make that two?

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But take your time.

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And I'll have, let me see...

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uh...

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What's in a virgin mojito?

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Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb.

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I'll have a water.

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Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this.

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Oh, me, too. I didn't
even know you existed.

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- I didn't know you existed.
- You both exist.

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Should we figure out
what we're gonna eat?

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- Charming as ever, dude.
- Bite the big one, Pat.

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What fun.

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Oh, I'm getting a
picture of the two of you

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growing up together.

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Roughhousing

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out at the lake.

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I don't know. Was there a lake?

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There was an ocean.

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In fact, Adam taught me to surf.

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Man, you sure ran with that one.

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What does that mean?

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I own a company that makes surfboards.

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Wow, didn't waste any
time squeezing that one

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into the conversation.

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Okay, why don't we talk about

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how you hung out with Russell Crowe?

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He does work that one in a lot.

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We got drunk in Prague.
He threw a phone at me.

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It's a good story.

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The first seven times, am I right?

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(laughs)

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I hear something different every time.

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Okay, two beers

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and one tap water

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with a splash of spit.

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Well, we definitely want appetizers.

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What do you recommend?

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Going to a different restaurant.

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Oh, Christy. (laughing)

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- Tell me about the crab cakes.
- No.

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Your brother seems like a nice guy.

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Where in the world did you get that?

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Well, he paid for dinner

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while you were being a dick all night.

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That was my takeaway.

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I don't like the guy.

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I thought you might
have picked up on that

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when I told you I don't like the guy.

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Oh, come on.

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How many times did Christy tell everyone

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she hated me at dinner tonight?

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It's just something people say.

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At least it's over.
I never have to see him again.

129
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Yikes. What happened with you guys?

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He bang your prom date?

131
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Women aren't that important to me.

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Stare all you want;
I'm not taking it back.

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Ugh.

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It's not fair.

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I parade my dirty family laundry
in front of you every day.

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You owe me this.

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All right, fine.

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That surfboard company, my idea.

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I worked there. I helped get it started,

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but did he cut me in on the profits

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once it became a success?

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- I'm guessing no.
- Nothing.

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Well, that's ridiculous.
Those profits should be ours... yours.

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Thank you.

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God.

146
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- You know what really upset
me tonight? - Hmm?

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Discovering that my daughter
is a terrible waitress.

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I still don't think
you should've complained

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to the manager.

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How else is she gonna get better?

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Are you eating garbage cake?

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It was untouched.

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Anniversary dinner.

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He shot her a look when
she ordered the cake.

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Things went downhill fast.

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Well, in that case, hand me a fork.

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- Mm.
- Thank you.

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This is a surprise.
What brings you back?

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Ah, there's nothing good
in my hotel's garbage.

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I thought I was coming
back here for a nightcap.

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(whispering): This is so much better.

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- You sure?
- Mmm.

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I got half a martini in here.

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Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it.

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(laughs) No, I'm good.

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So, did you survive
dinner with my mother?

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Oh, my God, I love her.

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She's hilarious.

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No more cake for you.

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Hey, anybody gives my brother
a hard time is okay by me.

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To be perfectly honest,
um, I spent most of dinner

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waiting for you to
come back to the table.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you the one who
complained to my manager?

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No, it's just that every time
you came back to the table,

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things were... you know,

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really good.

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(laughing): Sorry.

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I'm recently divorced.
I'm a little rusty.

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I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?

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You couldn't tell?

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See, this is where
my rustiness comes in.

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Ah, newly divorced, too, huh?

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Nope, just good old rust.

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(laughs)

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Well, um, what I'm trying to say is, uh,

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I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow,

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and if you happen to be free tomorrow

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and are amenable to what
I'm about to propose,

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I was thinking I could
stay an extra night

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for the express purpose
of taking you out tomorrow.

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Just to be clear, we're
talking about tomorrow?

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Yeah. Although it is midnight,

194
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so tomorrow is now today.

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So, uh... (mumbles) ... today.

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- I'd really like that.
- Oh, great. Great.

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I'll bring the oil can.

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For the rustiness.

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You know, Wizard of Oz. (chuckles)

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Not dry vagina.

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My God, I...

202
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I just said “dry vagina”"

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And pointed. (chuckles)

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Okay, what do you think?

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Great. Let me see the tush.

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Damn it, I used to have a
cute, little booty like that.

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You will again.
You already lost six pounds.

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Mm, five. Paid 300 bucks

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for some black market
licorice last night.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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00:09:02,936 --> 00:09:04,601
Hey, Bonnie.

212
00:09:04,798 --> 00:09:06,298
You heard that, too, right?

213
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,000
It's Jill.

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00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:09,333
We're Skyping.

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You're awfully dressed up for that.

216
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- She's got a date.
- Really? With who?

217
00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:16,041
- Just a guy.
- Adam's brother.

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(laughs) This is fun!

219
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But he left town.

220
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He decided to stay an extra
day just for little old me.

221
00:09:23,951 --> 00:09:26,551
Are you kidding me? You can't
go out with Adam's brother.

222
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And yet I've got my good bra
on, and I'm headed out the door.

223
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No, no, you don't get it.

224
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Adam really doesn't like him.

225
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I don't like you, but we eat
eight meals a week together.

226
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Wait. So why does Adam
not like his brother?

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I don't care! He's in town

228
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for one more night, and he asked me out

229
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like an awkward eighth
grader, so I'm going.

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Just so you know, you and
your bra are ruining my life.

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Oh, I miss you girls.

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Hello?

233
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Am I talking to an empty room?

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God, I'm so hungry.

235
00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:07,952
(sportscaster speaking
indistinctly over television)

236
00:10:11,466 --> 00:10:14,567
(clearing throat loudly)

237
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,380
Staircase.

238
00:10:21,457 --> 00:10:22,557
What's going on?

239
00:10:23,129 --> 00:10:26,727
What's going on is I
wanted some quality time

240
00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,263
with my man.

241
00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:32,299
Can we do that? Where's Christy?

242
00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:34,201
She had a date tonight.

243
00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:35,836
Oh, good for her. You know,

244
00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:37,272
I don't understand why some guy

245
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hasn't just swept her off her feet.

246
00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,375
Well, I guess that thought
runs in your family,

247
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'cause your brother stayed
an extra day to take her out.

248
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Kiss me.

249
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,650
Bonnie. Bonnie.

250
00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:52,566
Adam. Oh, Adam...

251
00:10:53,222 --> 00:10:55,804
Wait, w-wait. Hang on a minute.

252
00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:58,927
Christy's on a date with Patrick?

253
00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:00,128
That's right. Let's get those pants off.

254
00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:01,495
(stammers)

255
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:03,865
- You know, you did this.
- What do you mean?

256
00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:05,533
I was just gonna go out
and have a drink with him

257
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,434
and sign some papers, but no,

258
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:08,970
you had to stick your nose in there

259
00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,238
and Bonnie it all up.

260
00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:13,240
Hey, I was gonna use this mouth

261
00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:15,275
to say I'm sorry, but
it can just as easily

262
00:11:15,278 --> 00:11:16,745
go eat a sandwich.

263
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,517
♪ ♪

264
00:11:24,187 --> 00:11:27,255
- Oh...
- Oh...!

265
00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:32,059
So, what's your favorite place to surf?

266
00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:36,096
Ah. Uh... Costa Rica, probably.

267
00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:38,732
You know, one time I was, um,
waiting for a set to come in

268
00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:41,436
when I realized, suddenly,
that I was surrounded

269
00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:42,770
by dolphins.

270
00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:45,240
- Wow, that sounds beautiful.
- Ah.

271
00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:47,375
Yeah, it was, until I realized

272
00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,711
the dolphins were surrounded by sharks,

273
00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:52,547
and that was the moment
I learned I could fly.

274
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,755
I took acid once and
learned I couldn't fly.

275
00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:00,989
- Duh...
- Oof...

276
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,323
(both groaning)

277
00:12:03,326 --> 00:12:05,159
You know, we've been
playing for 20 minutes,

278
00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:06,827
and neither one of us has made a shot.

279
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,129
Yeah.

280
00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,630
(groaning)

281
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:10,831
Well, that was pretty close.

282
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,433
Should we just start counting those?

283
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,470
I'll tell you where we went wrong.

284
00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,739
Not enough blue stuff
on the end of the thing.

285
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,527
Step aside and watch me work.

286
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,000
Okay.

287
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,716
- Wow!
- Whoo! Oh, my God, I got one in!

288
00:12:28,717 --> 00:12:30,395
I got one in.

289
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,705
Not the one I wanted, but still.

290
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,557
Toss me that magic blue cube.

291
00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:39,760
We are not leaving
until I sink one, too.

292
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:42,429
Don't you have to go back home tomorrow?

293
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:43,664
(chuckles)

294
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,832
Well, actually,

295
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,134
I'm taking a couple weeks off

296
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:47,936
to surf my way down the coast.

297
00:12:47,937 --> 00:12:49,504
- Oh.
- (ball drops)

298
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:52,056
- Boy, that sounds great.
- Do you surf?

299
00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:54,109
Nope. I can barely swim.

300
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,076
That's why I don't take baths.

301
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:58,413
I mean, I shower. I'm clean.

302
00:12:58,414 --> 00:13:00,782
Smart, beautiful, hygienic.

303
00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:03,884
Final box checked.

304
00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:14,261
(man speaking indistinctly
over television)

305
00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:16,730
(sighs)

306
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,393
Oh, God, what now?

307
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,303
Your brother's staying another week

308
00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:25,472
to be with Christy.

309
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,913
And to your left, more vineyards.

310
00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,283
You picked a hell of
a place to get sober.

311
00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:36,750
I know, right?

312
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:37,885
Could have moved to Utah,

313
00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:39,086
but where's the challenge in that?

314
00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:41,523
Yeah.

315
00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:44,101
Lot of grapes.

316
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,110
What are those, red?

317
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,868
See? It's like you live here.

318
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,700
Hey, can I ask you something?

319
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,536
Sure.

320
00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:56,437
What's the deal with you and Adam?

321
00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:59,240
Oh, well, what can I say?

322
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:01,842
Uh, we used to be really tight.

323
00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:04,511
We started our business together,

324
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,142
and six months later, he bailed.

325
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,649
Left me high and dry.

326
00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:09,517
Wow.

327
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:10,918
I can see why you're mad at him,

328
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,764
but what's his problem?

329
00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:14,455
Oh, that's simple.

330
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:16,390
I made the business into a success,

331
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:17,658
and now he's jealous.

332
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,227
That doesn't sound like the Adam I know.

333
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,197
Well, it's the Adam I know.

334
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:24,131
But, hey, maybe your mom's had

335
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:25,299
a good influence on him.

336
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,221
(Christy laughing)

337
00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:37,278
This is a disaster. Adam is furious,

338
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,580
and I'm out of lingerie.

339
00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:40,514
But I'm happy.

340
00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:42,850
Isn't that what moms are
supposed to want for their kids?

341
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:44,451
On what planet?

342
00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,086
You are standing in between me

343
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,788
and a thousand dollars a year.

344
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:51,654
- You are so selfish.
- You are so selfish.

345
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:54,162
What do you guys think?

346
00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:57,932
Look, they remembered we're here.

347
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,011
- Well, I Th...
- Da-da-da!

348
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,572
You're obviously only
dating Patrick to annoy me.

349
00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:08,275
No, I am dating Patrick
because he's a nice guy.

350
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:10,410
Annoying you is a delightful bonus.

351
00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:14,452
I'm gonna shop for jeans.

352
00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:18,686
I'm confused... why is
Adam so upset about this?

353
00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:21,245
Because Adam and
Patrick hate each other.

354
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,969
- Why?
- Why does anyone ever fight? Money.

355
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:27,394
Well, maybe you two can
help them patch things up.

356
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:29,897
You were estranged for years
and found a way to reconnect,

357
00:15:29,899 --> 00:15:31,331
and it's been wonderful.

358
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,668
- All right, settle down.
- I wouldn't go that far.

359
00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:35,669
Do you guys think I
could pull off overalls?

360
00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:37,171
No.

361
00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:42,409
I'm just saying you
could be a good example

362
00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:43,311
to these boys.

363
00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:45,613
Maybe. Got to admit,

364
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,849
nobody knows decades of estrangement

365
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,183
and then a quasi-satisfying
makeup like we do.

366
00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:51,719
Yeah. Of course, if we had money,

367
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,254
things could get dicey.

368
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:56,691
If we had money, you'd
be dead by sundown.

369
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,940
(knock on door)

370
00:15:59,302 --> 00:16:01,072
Someone's at the door.

371
00:16:01,642 --> 00:16:03,375
CHRISTY: I'll get it.

372
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:07,802
- Hey, Adam. I like that shirt.
- Oh, thanks.

373
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:09,770
Wow, why are you so dressed up?

374
00:16:10,774 --> 00:16:12,956
Oh, son of a bitch.

375
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,259
- Hey.
- Hi.

376
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,946
(turns TV off)

377
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:21,716
Oh. Didn't know you'd be here.

378
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:24,552
Why wouldn't I be here?
It's my fiancée's house.

379
00:16:24,553 --> 00:16:27,355
And another great talk. Can we go?

380
00:16:27,356 --> 00:16:30,625
Actually, I was thinking
you could come in for a sec.

381
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,153
Ah...

382
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:34,395
I take it we're being set up?

383
00:16:34,596 --> 00:16:36,230
Looks like it.

384
00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:40,067
Wow, isn't this a nice surprise.

385
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:41,635
They're onto us, Mom.

386
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:43,571
Then let's just jump right in.

387
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:45,340
We're trying to help you two ass-hats

388
00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:46,606
be more like us.

389
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:48,375
How is name-calling gonna help?

390
00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:49,911
What'd I say?

391
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:53,614
Look, nobody's had more bad water

392
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:56,616
under the bridge than me
and Amazon Prime over here.

393
00:16:57,493 --> 00:16:58,826
But we got over it.

394
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,062
And if we can, anyone can.

395
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,254
So, sit.

396
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,926
(mock crying)

397
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,933
Okay, animosities. Go.

398
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,071
Okay, why don't I help
get the ball rolling?

399
00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:19,973
Patrick, Adam is upset with you

400
00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:22,242
because you hogged all the
surfboard money for yourself.

401
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,978
What? Is that what you told her?

402
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,946
Because that's what happened.

403
00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:27,914
No, it's not.

404
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,384
Patrick was just a kid
starting up a business.

405
00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:31,818
You're the one who bailed on him.

406
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:33,186
How did I bail on you?

407
00:17:33,189 --> 00:17:34,422
You took off for Hollywood

408
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:36,223
to start your big stuntman career.

409
00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:38,521
Hey, the surfboard business was my idea.

410
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,627
I got it off the ground for you,

411
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,829
and then something good
happened to me. I'm so sorry.

412
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,531
Off the ground?

413
00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:47,000
I worked 16-hour days without you.

414
00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:48,135
I had to quit school.

415
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,990
Oh, take off your skirt.

416
00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:52,306
Our business was great,

417
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:53,708
and you didn't share a dime with me.

418
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,509
Oh, please. I don't
see you for ten years.

419
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:57,211
How is it still “our” business?

420
00:17:57,212 --> 00:17:58,346
I was working on movies.

421
00:17:58,347 --> 00:17:59,780
I-I was on location.

422
00:17:59,782 --> 00:18:01,816
I'm sorry I wasn't
there to hold your hand.

423
00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:04,332
Kind of a soft argument. Step it up.

424
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,586
You know, I started this business

425
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:08,866
to be with my brother, but since
all you care about is money,

426
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:10,657
I'm happy to write you a check.

427
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:11,692
I don't want your money.

428
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:14,362
(groans)

429
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:15,863
We're winning. Keep going.

430
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,664
You know, if you wanted
to be with me so badly,

431
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:18,732
where were you

432
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:19,866
when this happened?

433
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,803
- What?
- I was in the hospital for a year.

434
00:18:21,805 --> 00:18:24,038
Guys I hadn't seen since
high school came by.

435
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,150
You never did.

436
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:28,476
- I wanted to be there.
- Then why the hell weren't you?

437
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:29,710
Because I figured

438
00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,479
I was the last person
you'd ever want to see.

439
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,247
Why wouldn't I want to
see you? You're my brother.

440
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,884
If I'd known that,

441
00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:39,287
I'd have been there in a second.

442
00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:44,936
I love you, man.

443
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,861
I love you, too.

444
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,064
Dude.

445
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:58,203
Now would be the perfect
time to get that check.

446
00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:04,915
How did this happen?

447
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,884
My date's having dinner
with your fiancé,

448
00:19:06,886 --> 00:19:09,554
and I'm having my ninth
meal of the week with you.

449
00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:12,624
Bringing them together
feels good, though, right?

450
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,769
Yeah, it does.

451
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,761
We saved a family tonight.

452
00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:20,164
I'm gonna say this to
you 'cause you get it,

453
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,292
but I wouldn't say it out there.

454
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:25,278
Heroes.

455
00:19:27,512 --> 00:19:29,332
It's the only word that works.

456
00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:32,019
Was a little weird
seeing those two crying.

457
00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:34,019
Right? Not sexy.

458
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,487
No.

459
00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:38,923
I will be asleep when
Adam gets home tonight.

460
00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:41,690
You know, if things work out

461
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,515
and we marry these guys...

462
00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:45,329
... you'd be my mother

463
00:19:45,332 --> 00:19:47,718
and my
sister-in-law.

464
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:54,192
And you'd be married
to your step-uncle...

465
00:19:55,142 --> 00:19:58,609
... which would make you your own niece.

466
00:20:00,728 --> 00:20:02,047
The sad part is,

467
00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:03,915
not the weirdest thing we've ever done.

468
00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:06,751
Not even close.

469
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,665
But still...

470
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,188
heroes.

471
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:17,907
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