1
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And...  here you go, babe.

2
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You made coffee?

3
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(chuckles) Better. Kona.

4
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I was really looking forward to coffee,

5
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but I'll give it a shot.

6
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- Can I push the thing down?
- Not until the duck quacks.

7
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(duck quacking)

8
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Uh. Uh-uh.

9
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And now.

10
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Oh. Oh. Don't cry.

11
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You did good.

12
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No, it's just...

13
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all my life, I've seen people in
TV commercials living like this.

14
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Mm. (chuckles)

15
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I never thought it would happen to me.

16
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Well, it's happening,
and... it's not gonna stop.

17
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

18
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There's gonna be fluffy
robes, fluffy dogs

19
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and push-down coffee forever?

20
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- You want me to lie to you?
- Sure.

21
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(groans) I wish I didn't
have to go home tonight.

22
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Yeah, me, too. But, you know,

23
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it's... it's hours
away. I'll tell you what.

24
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Why don't we take a walk on the beach,

25
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and then we'll warm up on the
pier with some clam chowder.

26
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In sourdough bowls?

27
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Well, they're always
disappointing, but sure.

28
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(timer dings)

29
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Mm. What's that?

30
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Our scones are ready.

31
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Scones? (exhales)

32
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Kiss me, so I know this is
really happening. (chuckles)

33
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♪ Sunshine, lollipops and ♪

34
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♪ Rainbows, everything
that's wonderful ♪

35
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♪ Is what I feel
when we're together ♪

36
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- ♪ Brighter than a lucky penny ♪
- (engine grinding)

37
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♪ When you're near the rain... ♪

38
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(engine knocking, sputtering)

39
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(engine stops)

40
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(steam hissing)

41
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And I'm me again.

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(groans)

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

44
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Hamilton. We had tickets to Hamilton.

45
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It was a high school production, Bonnie.

46
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Still a tough ticket.

47
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I'm sorry. I know it's an imposition,

48
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but my car is completely dead.

49
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Why did you call us instead of Patrick?

50
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Because he's a new boyfriend
and everything's perfect.

51
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I don't want him to
know what a mess I am.

52
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You live with your mom
and you're an alcoholic;

53
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those are fairly large bread crumbs.

54
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What'd the mechanic say?

55
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That I should have changed my oil

56
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at least once since I got the car.

57
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You never changed your oil?

58
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I meant to. I even
put a Post-it in my car

59
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that said “change oil.”

60
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And then I put my gum in it,
and that was five years ago.

61
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How are you gonna get by without a car?

62
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- I thought maybe my mom...
- Nope!

63
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- Please?
- My car has 400,000 miles on it.

64
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One week with your crazy
schedule, and it'll just be me

65
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taping you to 50 balloons,
hoping for the best.

66
00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,811
Well, can I at least
hitch a ride to meetings?

67
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(sighs) Of course.

68
00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:11,514
But I am listening to
Spanish language tapes,

69
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so you'll have to
shut-o El trap-o.

70
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Christy, I'd lend you

71
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my van, but it's all
set up for me to drive.

72
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Thanks.
I'll figure something out.

73
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- Watch it.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

74
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- Ow!
- I'm sorry.

75
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I'm sorry, I-I have to carry

76
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all my stuff in my
bag; my car broke down.

77
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No one cares!

78
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(brakes hiss)

79
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(shrieks)

80
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Oh, man. Come on, come
on, come on, come on.

81
00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:52,064
- Nope.
- What?

82
00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:54,824
The Warriors are down by
two with three minutes to go,

83
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and every time you come in
this room, Steph Curry misses.

84
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I got up to make you a sandwich.

85
00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:03,381
And the minute you left,
he nailed a three-pointer.

86
00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:06,796
You're insane. Steph's
open. Take the shot!

87
00:04:06,821 --> 00:04:09,122
Oh, you're killing me!

88
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Do you know how many
babies throw up on the bus?

89
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All of them.

90
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They ought to change the song.

91
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♪ The babies on the
bus throw up, up, up. ♪

92
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Are you having dinner?

93
00:04:23,562 --> 00:04:26,656
Nope. I've got 15 minutes
to wash this day off of me,

94
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change my clothes, and
head out to Patrick's.

95
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It's a bus to a train to
another bus, but it's worth it.

96
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Is it? 'Cause you seem
a little stressed out.

97
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Really? You picking
up on that, Dr. Phil?

98
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And, by the way, who goes,

99
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“Hey, I'm on a bus, time
to shave my calluses”?

100
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Wow. Hey.

101
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How about I give you
a ride to the station?

102
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Oh, man. How about you have
this conversation in the kitchen?

103
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'Cause he just missed another shot.

104
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I'm sorry, Steph,
there's two of them now.

105
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Thanks, Mom. That'd be great.

106
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TV ANNOUNCER: ... third
foul of the night...

107
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- (sighs)
- (mutes TV)

108
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You may stand near me; it's a time-out.

109
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She looks awful.

110
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,588
How long can she keep
going on like this?

111
00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,298
I don't know. She's pretty tough.

112
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For one whole year,
she slept in a drawer.

113
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- A lot of babies sleep in drawers.
- No, she was 13.

114
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She fit in a drawer when she was 13?

115
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She fits now.

116
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Listen,

117
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what if I lend Christy the money
for a down payment on a car?

118
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That is so kind of you,

119
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but if you do, I will punch
you right in the throat.

120
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- Why?
- Because I love you.

121
00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,395
- What?
- You lend her money,

122
00:05:39,397 --> 00:05:42,181
she can't pay you back,
she starts avoiding you,

123
00:05:42,206 --> 00:05:44,400
you start complaining to
me, I bring it up to her,

124
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she tells me to go to
hell, I get mad at you,

125
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you and I break up, and
I'm stuck with my backup guy

126
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at the tire department at Costco.

127
00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:55,545
You have a backup guy?

128
00:05:55,547 --> 00:05:58,381
Please. Like you wouldn't
drive straight from my funeral

129
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to Trader Joe's to pick up Louise.

130
00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,319
(forced chuckle): What?

131
00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,760
Is that her name?

132
00:06:04,785 --> 00:06:06,572
Oh, shut up.

133
00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:10,492
Nobody has that many
questions about cheese.

134
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(over ear-buds): ♪ Sunshine, lollipops ♪

135
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♪ And rainbows, everything
that's wonderful ♪

136
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♪ Is what I feel when ♪

137
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♪ We're together,
brighter than a lucky... ♪

138
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You need some help with that?

139
00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,442
You need a mascara wand in your eye?

140
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(doorbell rings)

141
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Oh, man.

142
00:06:40,892 --> 00:06:42,392
- There you are.
- Hi.

143
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I was so worried about you.

144
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I mean, I was texting you
for, like, three hours.

145
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- Yeah. Sorry about that.
- That's okay.

146
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Phone died, took a bus, let's get it on.

147
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

148
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- Why were you on a bus?
- Ah, car died.

149
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Didn't change the oil. Let's get it on.

150
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Oh, wait, wait. Hold on.

151
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Y-You took a bus all
the way down from Napa?

152
00:07:01,518 --> 00:07:04,213
And a train and another bus.

153
00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,716
- Why are your pants still on?
- Okay, I'm taking my pants off.

154
00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,384
Taking them off. But hey, but, uh,

155
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tomorrow we are getting you a car.

156
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- I can't afford a car.
- Well, mm...

157
00:07:12,729 --> 00:07:15,219
Well, that's why I said “we”.
I'll lend you the money.

158
00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:17,063
No, no, no. I appreciate it,

159
00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,739
but we're still at the “coffee
and fluffy robe” stage.

160
00:07:19,764 --> 00:07:21,397
- Let's not ruin it.
- No, no, no.

161
00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,178
- I know you're good for it.
- Uh, no, I'm not.

162
00:07:24,602 --> 00:07:27,136
- Ah. Cute underwear.
- Uh, thanks. Mm.

163
00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:30,266
They're my “I got me a
new girlfriend” underwear.

164
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Mm-hmm.

165
00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:38,439
What's the matter?

166
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Something sticky in your hair.

167
00:07:41,931 --> 00:07:44,432
Oh, God, that could be anything.

168
00:07:46,691 --> 00:07:49,504
I'm getting worried about
Christy missing meetings.

169
00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:51,829
Ooh. Was I supposed to pick her up?

170
00:07:52,295 --> 00:07:53,961
Oh, well.

171
00:07:56,754 --> 00:07:58,334
Maybe we could take up a collection

172
00:07:58,336 --> 00:07:59,583
and buy her a new car.

173
00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:01,520
Adam offered to float
her a down payment,

174
00:08:01,545 --> 00:08:03,708
but I said, “Never lend
money to a Plunkett.”

175
00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,600
They should actually put that on money.

176
00:08:06,799 --> 00:08:08,766
Riding the bus isn't so bad.

177
00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:10,799
Except for that one time

178
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,949
a guy leaned his head
on my shoulder and died.

179
00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:21,624
There was a time I loved taking the bus.

180
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,726
I used to strike up a conversation

181
00:08:23,728 --> 00:08:25,590
with whoever sat down next to me.

182
00:08:25,615 --> 00:08:27,181
Of course you did.

183
00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:34,070
MAN: Hey, lady. You can't sleep here.

184
00:08:34,072 --> 00:08:35,538
What?

185
00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:36,906
What's going on?

186
00:08:36,908 --> 00:08:38,341
End of the line.

187
00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,353
Where am I?

188
00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:40,735
Stockton.

189
00:08:41,518 --> 00:08:42,985
Stockton?

190
00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:46,157
Where the hell is Stockton?

191
00:08:51,017 --> 00:08:53,317
Thank you so much for picking me up.

192
00:08:53,603 --> 00:08:55,286
I know it was a long drive.

193
00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:57,032
Yeah, two hours.

194
00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:01,665
Gonna be two hours back, too, so...

195
00:09:02,036 --> 00:09:04,720
that's a total of four hours.

196
00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:07,406
I am so sorry.

197
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,635
- Cheesy peanut butter cracker?
- Uh, sure.

198
00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,884
Vending machine dinner?

199
00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:17,110
I wish. I found 'em on an empty seat.

200
00:09:18,913 --> 00:09:20,413
Open or closed?

201
00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:23,235
Closed. I'm not an animal.

202
00:09:27,163 --> 00:09:28,686
It's probably not my place,

203
00:09:28,688 --> 00:09:30,906
and I don't mean to offend you, but...

204
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,358
I've been thinking, how 'bout I loan you

205
00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:34,835
some money for a down payment on a car?

206
00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,202
Great. Is there a
dealership open right now?

207
00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:41,638
Whoa. I had a whole thing
prepared to talk you into it.

208
00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,640
Well, waking up in Stockton

209
00:09:43,642 --> 00:09:45,163
smacked the pride right out of me.

210
00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,866
But we have to keep it on the DL,

211
00:09:48,891 --> 00:09:50,671
because Patrick offered
me a loan, and I said no.

212
00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:52,460
Yeah, let's keep it
away from your mom, too.

213
00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:53,851
She shot me down when I brought this up

214
00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,042
a couple of weeks ago.

215
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,140
What? Why'd she shut you down?

216
00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:58,757
She said it was a bad idea to loan money

217
00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,187
to anyone in your family.

218
00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:01,288
Oh, she's right.

219
00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:02,366
What you're doing is stupid,

220
00:10:02,391 --> 00:10:04,591
and two grand should get it done.

221
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:11,898
The kick is up... oh, and it's good!

222
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,867
(imitating crowd cheering)

223
00:10:16,271 --> 00:10:17,570
Hey, Baxter?

224
00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,124
Oh, God, what did I do?

225
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,976
Nothing. I want to buy a car.

226
00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:25,445
Can you just tell me why you're
mad and skip the mind games?

227
00:10:25,913 --> 00:10:29,382
I'm not here as your ex. I
really do want to buy a car.

228
00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,359
You know, they cost money.

229
00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:33,853
And I have some.

230
00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:35,835
Well, then, come right in!

231
00:10:36,024 --> 00:10:38,091
Can I get you a
complimentary cappuccino?

232
00:10:38,093 --> 00:10:39,959
Hot chocolate? Chicken soup?

233
00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:43,229
They all come out of the
same machine; it's a miracle.

234
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,067
Just the car, thanks.

235
00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:50,503
I want a new one with
buttons and seat heaters

236
00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:52,205
and a working turn signal.

237
00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:55,075
But it still has to be really
cheap, so I need a deal.

238
00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:56,609
Where'd you get the money?

239
00:10:57,746 --> 00:10:58,945
Oh, God.

240
00:10:59,064 --> 00:11:00,730
Christy, are you gambling again?

241
00:11:02,818 --> 00:11:05,934
And if so, who do you like
tonight, Sharks or Calgary?

242
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:09,222
I'm not gambling, and
only idiots bet on hockey.

243
00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:12,473
Well, WNBA season
doesn't start for a while.

244
00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:17,464
Oh. I know what's happening here.

245
00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:20,387
Your new little boyfriend
is underwriting this dream.

246
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,302
Hey, that's offensive.

247
00:11:22,304 --> 00:11:24,343
I got the money from my mom's boyfriend.

248
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,866
My new guy offered, and I said no.

249
00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:31,945
That is nothing to be proud of.

250
00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,585
Be like me.

251
00:11:33,915 --> 00:11:36,916
Find someone rich that you
don't hate, and kick back.

252
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:39,596
You're still cute enough
to nab a sugar daddy.

253
00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,222
I should have gone to Nissan.

254
00:11:42,224 --> 00:11:45,528
Yeah, those are great cars.

255
00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:49,829
Face it, you and me, we're arm candy.

256
00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:51,831
Got to use it before you lose it.

257
00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:54,567
So you're saying I should
drain everything I can

258
00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:57,137
out of my boyfriend
before I become an old hag?

259
00:11:57,811 --> 00:11:59,530
Ticktock.

260
00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,613
I always heard about
this new-car smell.

261
00:12:06,615 --> 00:12:08,414
(chuckles) I never knew it was real.

262
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,450
- Can you smell it?
- I can.

263
00:12:10,452 --> 00:12:13,030
- And?
- Uh, definite upgrade.

264
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:16,370
Yeah, I just couldn't
get that wet-dog smell

265
00:12:16,395 --> 00:12:17,490
out of my old car.

266
00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:18,725
Oh, yeah, you had a dog?

267
00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:21,261
Nope. Therein lies the mystery.

268
00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:23,863
- Ooh, ooh, check this out.
- (horn honks)

269
00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:26,399
(laughs) I don't have
to roll down the window

270
00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:28,101
and yell “honk honk” anymore.

271
00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,302
(chuckles) That's great, babe.

272
00:12:29,304 --> 00:12:30,537
Where'd you get the money?

273
00:12:30,539 --> 00:12:32,772
My ex-husband sells cars,

274
00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:34,736
and he also loaned me the down payment.

275
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:36,943
Ooh, check this out. Satellite radio.

276
00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:39,179
Do you want to hear the
Canadian comedy channel?

277
00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:42,415
H-Hold on. So, uh, you
wouldn't take money from me,

278
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,717
but you took it from your ex-husband?

279
00:12:45,484 --> 00:12:47,219
Yeah, because that relationship's

280
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,888
already burned down.

281
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:52,692
Has it? I mean, what's this
guy doing loaning you money?

282
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,495
- He's just a good guy.
- Well, I'm a good guy,

283
00:12:55,497 --> 00:12:58,416
but I don't write my ex
any checks I don't have to.

284
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:01,768
So, does he want to get
back together with you?

285
00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:03,647
Oh, God, no.

286
00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:06,739
Trust me, we tried a couple
times; it did not work out.

287
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:09,008
- A couple of times?
- Not recently.

288
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:12,135
- Ah. Well, when?
- Not since he got engaged.

289
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:15,135
Wait, not since he got married.

290
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:18,815
You know, this story's
not getting better.

291
00:13:19,815 --> 00:13:21,421
Okay, look,

292
00:13:21,423 --> 00:13:23,122
I promised I wouldn't say anything,

293
00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:25,158
but I got the money from your brother.

294
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,026
What?

295
00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:30,230
Let's not make it a thing, okay?

296
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:34,181
Yeah. (scoffs) Of course not.

297
00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:38,104
(TV playing quietly)

298
00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:41,608
Where do you get off
loaning my girlfriend money?

299
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,209
You did what?!

300
00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:46,045
- I thought it wasn't a thing!
- Nice job keeping a secret!

301
00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:48,181
I had to tell him; he thought
I was sleeping with my ex.

302
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,682
You're sleeping with Baxter again?

303
00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:50,947
No!

304
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,509
No!

305
00:13:54,838 --> 00:13:56,547
All right, we're cleaning this up.

306
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,397
How much did you loan her?
'Cause I'm giving it back

307
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,173
to you right now with interest.

308
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:02,751
- No, do not take his money.
- Oh, I'm not taking his money.

309
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,642
- Well, somebody's taking my money.
- We could use a new fridge.

310
00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:10,158
Consider it done. Blank
check, there you go.

311
00:14:11,445 --> 00:14:12,811
You lend my girlfriend money,

312
00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:14,379
I lend your girlfriend money.

313
00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:15,614
How's that feel?

314
00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:18,158
Great. Finally my beer will be cold.

315
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,964
Patrick, you cannot
give money to my mom.

316
00:14:21,989 --> 00:14:23,533
Especially a blank check.

317
00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:27,059
She'll have a black wig and
new fingerprints by sundown.

318
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,201
Look, your woman had
a problem, I solved it.

319
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:31,359
Don't get all threatened.

320
00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:33,353
His woman? Screw you.

321
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,766
Screw you!

322
00:14:34,768 --> 00:14:36,668
Screw both of you!

323
00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:39,638
Excuse... excuse me. I think
I need to sit down for a minute.

324
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,275
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's just everybody's fighting,

325
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,877
and nobody's mad at me.

326
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,967
I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

327
00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:54,470
- Hey, Baxter.
- Hey.

328
00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:57,416
- Sorry to interrupt your lunch.
- Don't be.

329
00:14:57,441 --> 00:14:59,491
Candace made me a kale and salmon wrap.

330
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,793
She fooled me 'cause it
looked like a burrito.

331
00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:06,075
Thanks for taking the car back.

332
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,033
I only put ten miles on it,

333
00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:10,556
but they were the happiest
ten miles of my life.

334
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:14,408
Ugh. Good-bye, sweet silver sedan.

335
00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:18,007
Take it.

336
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:19,914
Rip the Band-Aid off.

337
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,914
Christy, I'm not taking the car back.

338
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,916
Unbelievable.

339
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,897
You promised.

340
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:30,489
You are the most selfish,

341
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:31,990
unreliable person I've ever met,

342
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:33,225
and that includes my mother.

343
00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:34,993
And why the hell are you smiling?!

344
00:15:34,995 --> 00:15:37,561
'Cause you're gonna feel
so terrible in a second.

345
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,637
What does that mean?

346
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,100
I'm buying you the car.

347
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,473
What?

348
00:15:48,475 --> 00:15:51,643
Look, we always focus on
the bad stuff you did to me,

349
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,022
but I did a lot of bad things to you.

350
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,816
I would disappear for days on end,

351
00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:00,669
I smoked your weed, I
slept with your friends.

352
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,860
Friends? I thought it was one.

353
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:06,012
One friend six times,
six friends one time.

354
00:16:06,037 --> 00:16:07,176
The point is...

355
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,341
over the years, I've watched you

356
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,700
make up for all the
bad stuff you did wrong,

357
00:16:14,702 --> 00:16:17,369
and I found it really inspiring.

358
00:16:18,383 --> 00:16:22,367
So, this is me making
an amendment to you.

359
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,500
It's actually called an “amends.”

360
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,555
Dude, I'm giving you a
free car. Get off my ass.

361
00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:30,607
You're right. I'm sorry.

362
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,851
But isn't Candace going to be upset

363
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:34,453
about you spending money on me?

364
00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:35,985
Eh, she'll never know.

365
00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:38,657
I had a secret
start-a-new-life fund,

366
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,993
but then I realized, who am I kidding?

367
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,547
Money's turned me into a house cat.

368
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,733
Thank you, Baxter. Oh...

369
00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:49,668
Oh.

370
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:50,869
Wait.

371
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:52,371
You're not doing this

372
00:16:52,373 --> 00:16:54,373
so you can sleep with me, are you?

373
00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:57,733
Christy, I'm married.

374
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,952
So only if you insist.

375
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:04,716
- I'm good.
- Cool, cool.

376
00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:10,616
You know, Baxter was
kind of a dick to me, too.

377
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,202
You think I can get a car?

378
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,163
Maybe you can get an oil change,

379
00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:19,655
like the one I'm getting
in, uh, 2,981 miles.

380
00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:22,671
- (chuckles)
- Whoa, whoa. A granola bar?

381
00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:25,069
Why don't you just saw
a piece of wood in here?

382
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:29,890
So I guess it's a no on
this incredibly ripe peach?

383
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,226
How are you gonna tell
Patrick about the car?

384
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,741
Mm. I ran him by the
dealership to meet Baxter,

385
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,187
who was hiding from his
boss in a large tire.

386
00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:41,823
Patrick's no longer threatened.

387
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:43,944
Well played. (chuckles)

388
00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:46,751
Son of a bitch!

389
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,543
Can I eat my peach now?

390
00:17:49,481 --> 00:17:53,460
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