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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Keep coming back. ♪

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(applause, whooping)

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Five years sober. Congratulations.

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I sponsored her four
years, eleven months,

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but the new sponsor gets
to hold the cake. Okay.

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I gave birth to her.
Look where I'm sitting.

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Christy, alcoholic.

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OTHERS: Hi, Christy.

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First, I want to thank Nora,

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my new sponsor, for giving me my cake

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and just being the best.

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And the knife gets a twist.

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This year has been fantastic.

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I was in an... an amazing,
healthy relationship

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with a man who is now
marrying someone else.

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I think this weekend.

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I didn't get into law school.

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Oh, and we got robbed. At Christmas.

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How's that for a lump of coal?

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Does she know what "fantastic" means?

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Five years ago, any one of those things

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would have destroyed me.

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But now,

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a few hours of uncontrollable sobbing,

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and I'm good to go.

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For example, uh, this past week,

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I gambled away $4,000
of my friend's money,

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and stranded my mom in a jail cell.

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Ooh. I got a shout-out.

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But, hey, I am cleaning up my
mess, 'cause that's what we do.

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And to the newcomers, please
don't let all of that scare you.

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Believe it or not,

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I am the best version of
me that I've ever been.

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I mean,

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I haven't slept with
anyone in this room, so...

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that must count for something.

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Oh.

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I didn't see you there, Tim. Sorry.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Now, I want you to do that writing

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about what you did in Reno.

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Well, I started to write about it,

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and then I started doodling,

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and, uh, then I drew
a pretty funny picture

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of my mom in jail.

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- Does that count?
- Christy.

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But if I write it all down, then
I'm gonna have to look at it.

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That's the point. If
you don't look at it,

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you'll end up doing it again.

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Okay, got it. Got it, got it, got it.

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But...

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five years sober.

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(chuckles) Amazing.

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Whoo!

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I feel like I'm celebrating a little.

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I'll celebrate when you do your writing.

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Okay.

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So, what's new with you?

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Uh-uh. You know I
don't do the chitchat.

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But you know all the
gory details of my life.

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I don't even know what
your favorite color is.

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Think... about it.

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And I will see you on Tuesday.

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Yep. See you then.

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(whispers): Nora's on the
move, Christy flying in.

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(clears throat)

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Nora's not gonna join us?

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No. She doesn't do the whole

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"friends with her sponsees" thing.

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Oh. She's one of those.

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Well, some of us are able to do both.

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I have a girl crush on Bitter Marjorie.

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Bitter Marjorie would eat you alive.

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Stop it or I'll come over there.

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(laughs)

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Oh, oh, Jill, I've got some
more of the money that I owe you.

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- Payment number three.
- Thank you, Christy.

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Only 37 to go.

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I mean, only 37 to go!

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I'm taking extra shifts,

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so, your next payment will
have a little bonus in it.

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(laughs) It's not really
a bonus if it's my money.

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That's great! I can't wait!

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Five years.

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I remember you walking
into your first meeting.

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'Cause I was there.

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Oh, my God. I forgot to
thank you when I took my cake.

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Really? I didn't notice.

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Well, thank you all.

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I could never have gotten
this far without you guys.

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And I definitely wouldn't be graduating.

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You hear that, Marjorie?
We got lumped into a group thank-you.

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CHRISTY: Oh. Which reminds me,

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I have your tickets for
the graduation ceremony.

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Don't you worry, I will show
up this time fully clothed.

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Honey, we're looking forward to it.

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Really, what a moment for you.

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Now? Can we do it now?

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Well, I guess we have
to, don't we, poker face?

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We all chipped in

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and got you a little something
to wear to your graduation.

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(chuckles softly)

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Oh, my God, they're gorgeous.

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(chuckling)

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Are these real diamonds?

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I choose not to take that personally.

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Oh, honey, you worked so hard.

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You deserve them.

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I'm not gonna lie, I feel,
like, a million times better

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about myself than I did two minutes ago.

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(laughter)

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You've got to be kidding.

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I just wanted to see if
it'd make me feel smarter.

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And?

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Who could feel smart
in a hat this stupid?

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Well, take it off.
You're stretching it out.

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Hey, let's not go down the
road of who stretched out what,

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'cause I'm gonna win, pumpkin head.

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I never got to wear one of these.

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It's never too late.
There's an 84-year-old lady

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in my history class, and she aced it.

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Course she did. She
lived through most of it.

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The professor made that joke.
He got brought up on charges.

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What?

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It's just, when you were really young,

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I looked into that sweet,
innocent face of yours,

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and I thought, "My little girl's

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gonna grow up to be something special."

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And then I saw you twirling
in the yard, and I thought,

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"Maybe she'll be a dancer."

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And then you said, "I'm dizzy, Mom.

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It feels so good."

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And I thought, "Uh-oh."

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Yeah, we both know
the rest of that story.

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Yeah. But look at you now.

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I'm so proud of you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Are you proud of me?

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Yes.

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Why? Why are you proud
of me? Tell me a reason.

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Okay. Well...

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you pulled your life out of the gutter,

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you're sober, you're getting married,

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and not because you're pregnant

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or sneaking somebody into the country.

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But none of those things
get me a funny hat.

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Yes, it does. A wedding
veil is a funny hat.

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You're right.

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Oh. (Gasps) You know what I could do?

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I could put on a fake
mustache underneath,

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so when Adam lifts it to
kiss me at the ceremony,

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he's like, "Oh! I'm
marrying a third base coach!"

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Bam! Viral wedding video.

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Okay, great. This'll hold me.

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Mom. The gown.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, my God! I missed you so much.

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- (turns off TV)
- Who's my little man?

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Who's my little man?

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Did you miss me? I missed you.

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(kissing noisily)

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Hey.

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I'm starting to wonder
if you like Gus better.

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Oh, please don't
wonder. I definitely do.

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Before I forget, here's
Christy's payment for this week.

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Hey, do we got to keep on doing this?

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I mean, Christy's practically family,

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and this is what you do with family.

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You know, you lend them
money, they never pay you back,

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then you quietly resent them

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when they buy something expensive.

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But this is a different situation.

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It's important for her
sobriety that she's accountable.

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Okay, okay. You're the boss.

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But is it always gonna be like this?

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Me the boss? Absolutely.

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No. This never-ending
chaos around here.

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What chaos? Bail money, drunk friends...

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me not being allowed to
go to my brother's wedding.

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- You had a choice.
- Did I?

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Hey, listen, all I'm saying is,

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are we ever gonna get to a
point where we have a few days

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where there's... just
not a crisis, you know?

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- That we're just bored.
- Shh. Just be pretty.

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Ooh. Check out the pimp roll.

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Yeah. I told my customers the
story of the lowly waitress

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who defied the odds to
graduate from college.

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They lapped it up like sweet cream.

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Yes, people are dumb.

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Say, have you ever thought
about investing that money

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in a sure thing?

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Rudy, I'm not selling
fake Japanese knives

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out of the trunk of my car again.

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I was talking about the poker
game that's about to start.

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Oh, my God. No.

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I need this to pay back
money I lost gambling.

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Yes, but if you win, you
could pay it back faster.

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No. No, I can't.

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Is that a no or a "no"?

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It's a hard no.

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I've learned my lesson.
What's the buy-in?

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King-high flush.

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Well, finally you have a good hand.

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Unfortunately, mine
is better. Full house.

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No!

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Must you do that after every hand?

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Ah. Paul reminds me that we
have our 5:00 a.m. Pilates class.

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No, no, no, no. No one is leaving.

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I need to win my money back.

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After all... I'm just a lowly waitress

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who defied the odds to
graduate from college.

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I crawled through a
tunnel to get into Arizona.

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(crying)

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- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Fine.

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You told me I was gonna win.

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You told me I was gonna win.

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And what do you know? I'm up $1,500.

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Chef Rudy out.

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So help me God, I will tell everyone

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your housemaid gnocchi is from Costco.

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What the hell, one more hand.

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Everybody get some sparkling
cider so we can toast

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the graduation girl when she gets here.

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You throw a nice party, Jill.

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Honey, should we have our wedding here?

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As long as the baby beef Wellington

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is part of the package.

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Is this room booked next June 2nd?

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If I'm the maid of honor,
we can talk about it.

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Christy who?

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I didn't expect to see you here.

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I thought you didn't do the
"friends with sponsees" thing.

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Well, it's a special occasion.
And I'm mad at my husband.

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Christy's coming. Christy's coming.

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Everybody line up tallest to smallest.

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Why? It's not The Sound of Music.

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- Hi.
- OTHERS: Hey!

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Oh. Oh, my God, you guys. Thanks.

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Ah, they didn't tackle me
before I left, so it's official.

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(laughter)

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BOTH: I'd like to propose a...

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BOTH: I'd like to propose...

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- No, you go.
- No, go ahead.

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I'll go. I paid for everything.

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To Christy.

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From the cheap seats,
it was hard to tell

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you were 20 years older
than everybody else.

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I think what we're all trying
to say is congratulations

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on being our group's
first college graduate.

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Well, I graduated from college.

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- So did I.
- I'm a nurse.

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- I have a master's.
- Yale School of Drama.

254
00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:28,791
Fine, this day is no big
deal. Congratulations, honey.

255
00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,294
Apple juice and lobster.

256
00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,962
I feel like a rich five-year-old.

257
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,048
- Speech!
- Short speech.

258
00:11:35,839 --> 00:11:37,446
None of this could've happened

259
00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:39,052
without the support of my friends.

260
00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:40,284
I love you all.

261
00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:41,688
Yay.

262
00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,136
Congratulations.

263
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,141
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

264
00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,526
This wasn't necessary.

265
00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:48,596
Well, every college
graduate needs a nice pen.

266
00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:51,940
You really want me to
write stuff down, don't you?

267
00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:54,136
It's beautiful. Thank you.

268
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,573
It's lovely and practical.

269
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,871
Show Nora what we got you.

270
00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:01,624
Darn it. I knew I forgot something.

271
00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:03,939
You forgot to wear the
only diamond earrings

272
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,021
you've ever had?

273
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,048
I was nervous.

274
00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,620
I was afraid I was gonna lose them.

275
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,333
Wait, I'm confused.

276
00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,518
You forgot them or you
were afraid of losing them?

277
00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:14,670
Both?

278
00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:16,723
Christy, what's going on?

279
00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:19,011
I lost them.

280
00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,177
I told you she wasn't
ready for diamonds.

281
00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:22,762
Hang on.

282
00:12:22,764 --> 00:12:25,081
Where was the last place you saw them?

283
00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:29,852
In the middle of a poker table.

284
00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:30,853
What?

285
00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:31,972
Oh, no.

286
00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,356
You bet them?

287
00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:34,357
I'm sorry.

288
00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:35,608
I don't know what's happening to me.

289
00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,160
Nothing is happening to you.

290
00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:39,362
- You did this to yourself.
- Mom, please, I...

291
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:42,698
No, you give me so much crap
for every single mistake I make.

292
00:12:42,723 --> 00:12:44,867
- Honey, it's a party.
- I don't care.

293
00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,536
You left me in jail,

294
00:12:46,538 --> 00:12:48,704
you gambled away my fiancé's money,

295
00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,042
you gambled away Jill's money,

296
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,291
and now you lost our
graduation present to you?

297
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,044
You have a problem and
you don't get to pout

298
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:58,464
and bat your... big, blue eyes
and adorable your way out of it.

299
00:12:58,466 --> 00:13:00,127
- Bonnie...
- No, I'm angry and you

300
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,768
all should be, too!

301
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:11,757
Well, you people better eat,

302
00:13:11,782 --> 00:13:13,807
'cause there is no more fun to be had!

303
00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,257
You know, I really thought the drive

304
00:13:18,282 --> 00:13:19,893
was gonna wash some
of the horror off me,

305
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:22,136
but I'm still incredibly uncomfortable.

306
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,261
Well, then you might
want to cover your ears

307
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,901
'cause round two is about to start.

308
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:27,370
Hang on. Let me get a beer for this.

309
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,029
Christy! Come on, let's do this.

310
00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:32,587
How you handle this kind
of conflict on apple cider,

311
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,495
I-I'll never understand.

312
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,698
Ignoring me won't help you.

313
00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:44,482
Why haven't I taught you
how to fetch beer yet?

314
00:13:45,597 --> 00:13:48,229
She's not here. Her car is here.

315
00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:49,456
Well, where the hell is she?

316
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:51,098
Where'd she go, boy? Where'd she go?

317
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,756
Did she fall down the old well?

318
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:55,389
You think this is funny?

319
00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:57,386
No, no, I do not.

320
00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:58,909
Give me a little reality check here.

321
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,550
- Was I that out of line?
- Of course not.

322
00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:01,972
I mean, everything I
said had to be said.

323
00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:03,791
- Right? Okay.
- Absolutely. Okay.

324
00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:05,232
I mean, the only question might be:

325
00:14:05,234 --> 00:14:07,058
Was that the right time to say it?

326
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,502
But I think it was.

327
00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:14,245
- What are you trying to say?
- Me? I'm not trying to say anything.

328
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,473
I think there may be others who felt

329
00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,798
that this was kind of
Christy's special night, but...

330
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,660
Stay here in case she comes home.

331
00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:23,956
I'm gonna go look for her.

332
00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:25,659
(door opens, closes)

333
00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:29,018
Gus. This is a beer.

334
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:32,113
Daddy likes beer.

335
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,917
Let's go teach you
how to open the fridge!

336
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,354
Come on!

337
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,925
She's been gone over an hour, Marjorie.

338
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,909
I'm starting to get a little nervous.

339
00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:46,034
Okay.

340
00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:47,741
Yeah, maybe my timing wasn't great,

341
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,221
but it needed to be said.

342
00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:53,092
If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.

343
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:55,393
Yes, I know I asked for it.

344
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:57,729
Just call me if she turns up.

345
00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:01,065
Jackass.

346
00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:04,071
Oh, thank God.

347
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,232
- Want a lift?
- Go away.

348
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,425
Come on. I hate it as much as you do,

349
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,316
but we got to talk about this.

350
00:15:17,341 --> 00:15:19,425
Let me walk in peace.

351
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,925
Okay.

352
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:27,511
I got half a tank of
gas. I will wear you down.

353
00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:36,953
News flash: Cars can go backwards.

354
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,987
Christy,

355
00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,845
the last time you ran away,

356
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,511
I let you go and I didn't
see you for two years.

357
00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:46,254
Will you please get in the car?

358
00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:58,839
I'm only doing this because I
chose to run away in high heels.

359
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:03,268
Look... it's been
brought to my attention

360
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,972
that my timing might
not have been so great.

361
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,831
Really? That had to be
brought to your attention?

362
00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:11,107
I could've waited till after the party,

363
00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:12,881
but I stand by what I said.

364
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,906
Okay, fine. I screwed up.

365
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,648
I hate to break it to you, sweetie,

366
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,409
but that was not just a screw-up.

367
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:21,018
You've got a serious gambling problem.

368
00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:22,675
That's a little dramatic.

369
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,250
No, it's not. I'm scared for you.

370
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,393
I have seen this take people
out just like drugs and drinking.

371
00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,614
This isn't anything like my drinking.

372
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,190
I don't do it every day.
It's not ruining my life.

373
00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:36,349
Really? Who's wearing your
diamond earrings right now?

374
00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:40,174
A busboy's
six-month-old daughter.

375
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,120
- It can't be like my drinking.
- Why not?

376
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,792
Because I can't have another addiction.

377
00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:51,734
I can't be that broken.

378
00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:57,706
Sure you can.

379
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,174
All right, Christy, think
you got some amends to make.

380
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,979
I know. It just doesn't
feel like the right time.

381
00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:11,555
Oh. Well, in that case, do it now.

382
00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:14,873
- Okay.
- Call me after.

383
00:17:15,753 --> 00:17:18,589
You really didn't know what you were
getting into with me, did you?

384
00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:21,448
Nope. But I like a challenge.

385
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,910
(gasps) You just hugged me.

386
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,339
Oh, good Lord. I'm hugging you.
I went to your party.

387
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,247
I'm just breaking all my doggone rules.

388
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:31,369
Before you know it,
we'll be at the movies.

389
00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:32,753
Never.

390
00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:35,847
Hey, guys.

391
00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:40,953
I owe you an amends, and
that's an understatement.

392
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,830
Those earrings meant so much to me,

393
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,722
and I just threw them away.

394
00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,715
It was wrong and I'm sorry.

395
00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:51,217
Thank you, Christy.

396
00:17:52,832 --> 00:17:54,649
I accept your amends.

397
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,825
I'm still pissed.

398
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:59,250
And if anything good
ever happens to you again,

399
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,329
all you're getting
from me is a high five.

400
00:18:02,491 --> 00:18:04,993
And maybe a blouse I don't like anymore.

401
00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:09,618
- What'd I miss?
- Christy just made an amends.

402
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:12,329
Damn it! That stupid Big Gulp.

403
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,109
Okay. Enough of this. I'm
starving. Let's go eat.

404
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:18,518
Actually, I'm not gonna
be able to make it tonight.

405
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:19,875
Are you sure?

406
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,267
Yeah, you guys go ahead. I'll close up.

407
00:18:23,399 --> 00:18:24,969
All right. See you at home, then.

408
00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:27,244
- See you soon.
- Good night.

409
00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:47,936
MAN: Before we start, we
have a few things to go over.

410
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,827
The community center asked us
not to smoke on the property.

411
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:53,020
Excuse me. Is this the
Gamblers Anonymous meeting?

412
00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:55,516
It is. You coming in?

413
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,791
Yeah. I guess I am.

414
00:18:58,143 --> 00:18:59,391
MAN: You will be towed.

415
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,916
Please respect these requests

416
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,954
so we can continue to
have our meetings here.

417
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,008
Thanks.

418
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,366
MAN: and out of
respect for the speaker,

419
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:07,258
don't text during the meeting.

420
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,448
- Hey.
- Hey.

421
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,084
I brought this home for
you, but then I got hungry.

422
00:19:14,657 --> 00:19:16,625
It's okay. I'm not.

423
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,532
How was your night?

424
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:24,438
Well, I went to my first
Gamblers Anonymous meeting.

425
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,880
You did? Why didn't you tell me?

426
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,382
I didn't want to say anything

427
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:31,217
unless I knew I was really doing it.

428
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,633
And it looks like I'm doing it.

429
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,852
I got my first day pin.
They don't do chips.

430
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,760
Ah, I bet they learned
that the hard way.

431
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:42,805
(sighs)

432
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,742
It was tough walking in there.

433
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:48,874
But on the plus side, I was the youngest

434
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,930
and the only woman who
wasn't wearing a tracksuit.

435
00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:54,875
Those are the two ways I
tell you apart from Marjorie.

436
00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:58,422
I really know how to
ruin my life, don't I?

437
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,008
You learned from the best.

438
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,473
But, hey, you're doing
something about it.

439
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:06,789
(both sigh)

440
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,391
I'm gonna go take a shower.

441
00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:11,883
I smell like cigars
and ruined marriages.

442
00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:15,297
Oh, uh, hey, before you go, what's this?

443
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,891
- What is it?
- I don't know.

444
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,883
You should open it.

445
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,021
Oh, my God, I got into law school!

446
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,493
You did?!

447
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,515
- You steamed it?
- Razor blade.

448
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:32,112
If you'd hold it the wrong way,
it would've fallen on the floor.

449
00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,364
Is it okay if I jump up and down?

450
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,615
You better jump up and down!

451
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,083
I've been doing it for half an hour!

452
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,502
- Ah!
- Ah, Mom!

453
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,671
(both laughing)

454
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,293
Now all I need is
$150,000 to pay for it!

455
00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:50,977
- One day at a time, honey!
- Ah!

456
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:55,641
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