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Hey, guys, check it out.

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"Wendy Harris,
Nurse Supervisor."

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You got a promotion?

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Your last name
is Harris?

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I'm so happy, I'm not even
gonna let that bother me.

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Aw, good for you.CHRISTY:
Congratulations!

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You work so hard,
you deserve this.

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Are you being
sarcastic?

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Not at all.

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In fact, I would like
to propose a toast

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to our dear friend...

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Please don't
ruin this for me.

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I'm being sincere.

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Are you?

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Yes!

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I'm genuinely proud of her.

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Mom, stop. You're
not fooling us.

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Fine. It was
exhausting, anyway.

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Well, now this is
officially a celebration.

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Order whatever you want.
It's on us.

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Thanks, I'm just
gonna have soup.

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Soup? I say
go big or go home.

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Get the sicken cheeser.

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What's a sicken cheeser?

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[groans] I meant
the chicken Caesar.

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Damn it, I keep
flipping my words.

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I know-- you did it twice
during your share today.

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You sounded cricken frazy.

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I don't know
what's going on.

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Maybe it's 'cause
I'm not sleeping.

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Is that 'cause you and Andy
are "takin' care of bidness"?

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No, it's 'cause no matter
how low I set the thermostat,

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I still wake up like
I just walked out of a sauna.

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From "takin' care
of bidness"?

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Sweetie? Watch
some porn or something.

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I do. It doesn't help.

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Have you seen your doctor?
Maybe you're in perimenopause.

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Maybe youare, bitch.

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Sorry. I've also
been irritable.

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You know, I usually have nothing
but love for you in my heart,

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but calling Wendy
a "B" on her special "D"

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is totally "NC."

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Not Cool.

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You're right.
Let me make it up to you.

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After the meeting
this Friday,

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I'll take us all
to my club for lunch.

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Thanks, Jill.
That's so nice of you.

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And for what's it's worth,

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I still think going
to your doctor is a good idea.

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Well, keep it to yourself,
you toothless old dragon.

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I'm... I'm gonna call
my doctor now.

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Yeah.

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♪

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I've never been to a
country club before.

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I mean, once I ran naked
across a golf course.

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It's so much further than
you think it's gonna be.

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Hi. My name is Bonnie,
and I look fabulous.

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Hi. My name is
Christy, and...

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yeah...

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[others laughing]

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Hey, did you guys check out
the menu for the club?

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We looked it up online.

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Lot of shellfish.

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You know that
ribeye for two?

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If I get it for myself,
would you guys judge me?

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Well, I hope you're happy.
I just went to my doctor,

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and it turns out
I amin peri-meni-pause.

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Peri-meno-pause.

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Do not correct a woman
in peri-meni-pause.

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Oh, uh, look, honey,
we all go through it.

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It's natural.

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Since when do I care
about natural?

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I have worked so hard
to stay sober

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so that I can be in control
of what I say and what I do

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and what I throw
across the room.

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And now, just when I'm feeling
like I got it all together,

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my hormones are like, "Screw
you! I'm your higher power now!"

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I'm not sure if I went
through perimenopause.

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I was in prison
at the time.

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Everyone was hot, cranky
and throwin' stuff.

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And by "stuff,"
I mean people.

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The doctor said
this could last a decade.

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A decade!

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We're moving.

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Well, it's usually
much shorter than that.

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I had a few mild symptoms
and then boom, over.

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And I've really felt like I
was in my power ever since.

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Plus, no more condoms.

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Oh, good.
Remind me that my baby-maker's

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going out of business.

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Right when I finally have a guy

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I might actually want
to make a baby with.

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Sorry, could you repeat
what you just said?

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'Cause I went deaf
when Marjorie said "condoms."

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♪

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Are you sure we can't sit down,
maybe get started

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with a little pickle plate
or something?

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As I told you before,
I can't seat your party

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until the club member arrives.

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And as I told you before,

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okay, we'll be right over there.

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Christy, you've been
kind of quiet.

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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I just got some bad news.

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I don't want to make it
about me.

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It's Wendy's day.Wait for it.

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It's just, I didn't get picked
for moot court.

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What's that?They make believe
they're lawyers.

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How am I ever gonna be taken
seriously as a lawyer

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if I can't even make moot court

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at a law school
next to a car wash?

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I don't know where
I went wrong.

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I put my name in early,
I sucked up to the professors,

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and I can see you
in the mirror!

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And I see you, too. Hi.

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[phone chimes twice]

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It's Jill.

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She's not coming.

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Seriously?
What?!
Aw.

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She is, and I quote,

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"going home to have Andy
put a baby in it."

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What about
our lunch?

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She says she'll
make it up to you.

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Well, now you've already
seen me in this dress.

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It's my first time
wearing coral.

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Hang on.

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Hello, sir.

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Would you like to have lunch
with five beautiful women?

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There won't be
a big bar bill!

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♪

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Hi.

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Hi. What are you
doing home?

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I thought you were having
a big lunch for Christy.

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Wendy.They all kind of blend.

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By the way,
thanks for always having

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bread and ham
in your house.

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Oh, it's 'cause
I love you.
Oh.

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You know,
if you really love me,

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you could spring
for some Miracle Whip.

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I know. Girls hate it,
but guys love it.

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Sure. And in return,
can we make a baby?

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I know. Guys hate it,
but girls love it.

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Wha... uh...
[clears throat]

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What?

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Here's the thing.

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What?Well...

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it's just that we have been
together for almost a year now,

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and I'm not getting any younger,
so, you know-- baby.

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I'm gonna sit down for a second.

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Is that a no?No, you know, it's just

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I-I came here
to make lunch--
had a little bit

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of an issue with
the sandwich spread.

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That was gonna be my...

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big dilemma o' the day.

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Well, now it's: should we
or shouldn't we make a person.

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What do you think?

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Jill, I, um...

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I'm sorry, I-I didn't see
this coming on so quick.

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You know how on our first date,

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you said, "What are you,
like, 35?" and I just smiled?

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I'm 40.

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And 18 months.

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Okay.

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[sighs]
But I think I'd be a great mom.

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And I know you'd be a great dad.

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I mean, you're so strong.

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Just think how high
you could toss a baby.

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I would never toss a baby.

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Look at you.
You passed the test!

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Let's get to breedin'.

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Okay, uh, listen...

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babe, I-I get that
your clock is ticking,

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but I'm-I'm just...

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[sighs]

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I'm not sure that we're...

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there yet.

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Oh.

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You're right.

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You're right.
Forget I brought it up.

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[grandfather clock
chiming the hour]

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That's not you, is it?

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♪

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What?

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Nothing. I just love

186
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the one night a week
the bar is closed

187
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and we get to go to bed
at the same time.

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Me, too. I get to read a little.

189
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Oh, wait, was that code? 'Cause
if it's code, just say so.

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No, no code.

191
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Just as well.

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This book is about
to unlock the mystery

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of compound interest for me.

194
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Can you rub
some lotion on my back?

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Uh, sure. Wait, is this code?

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Nothing is code.
Oh, okay.

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Do you ever wonder what
it would be like if we'd a kid?

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[exhales] We'd be in The Guinness Book of World Records,

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so that'd be sweet.[chuckles]

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I mean if we'd met during
our childbearing years.

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Yeah, I guess it's
crossed my mind.

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We'd be the coolest parents.

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And as a result,
our kid would be spectacular.

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He'd probably be tall,
which is great.

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"He." I like that.

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I already ruined a she.

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He'd be funny.

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He'd be outgoing.
Mm.

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He'd have the hair
of a sexy Troll doll.

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And I guess he'd say what he
thinks whenever he felt like it

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no matter how hurtful.

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And I guess he'd also
be super sensitive.

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00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,458
Which is better than him
being super insensitive.

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Well, he'd also be
passive-aggressive.

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And likely have
addiction issues.

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And be in a wheelchair.

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Yeah, snowboarding off
a cliff isn't hereditary.

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Is always needing
to feel right hereditary?

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If it is, our kid is doomed.

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Yeah, I'm starting
to not like our son.

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Yeah, he does sound
like a bit of a douche.

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But I'll tell you one thing:
with you as a father,

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he'd be gorgeous.

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[chuckles]:
Thanks.

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What are you doing? That
was code.

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Wha...? Oh.

227
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How was school?

228
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Did you ask your professor

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why you didn't get
chosen for mute court?

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Mootcourt, and I don't
want to talk about it.

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Okay.Really?

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You're walking away?

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That was clearly a cry for help.

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[knocking on door]

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So, you-you want
to talk about it?

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Oh, my God, no.

237
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Exciting news, people.

238
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,995
Andy put a baby in it?

239
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,302
Not yet and maybe not soon
and maybe not ever,

240
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,565
so I'm gonna freeze my eggs.

241
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,307
Good for you, taking matters
into your own hands.

242
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Exactly.
[clears throat]

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Freezing eggs
is like freezing time.

244
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I can thaw them out,
hit them with a dash of sperm

245
00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:19,923
and use them whenever I'm ready.

246
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Isn't that
really expensive?

247
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Yeah, well,
I thought so, too,

248
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but it's only $30,000.

249
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I've already been
to the doctor.

250
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I have to take a series
of these fertility shots

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to get me all eggy,

252
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but I need a partner
to help me with the injections.

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So, Christy,

254
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,117
would you be my partner?

255
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,771
I'd love to.

256
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,077
Great!

257
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,427
Doctor said you should practice
on a grapefruit.

258
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,341
So here you go.

259
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,342
Yay!

260
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,561
Homework that's easy!

261
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,129
Isn't this something
your boyfriend should do?

262
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,044
No, I decided
not to tell him.

263
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,568
I don't want him to think I'm
obsessed with having a child.

264
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,833
What do you think
of the name Pearl?

265
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,270
Hate.

266
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,707
Second grade, Pearl Fleming
cut off my pigtail.

267
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,014
And you did nothing
to deserve that?

268
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,191
Fine. Name your baby Pearl,

269
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,149
but we will have
a complicated relationship.

270
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,413
Thanks for doing this.

271
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,893
What about Wendy?
She's a nurse.

272
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,721
Mom, I finally got picked
for something.

273
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,896
Let me have this.

274
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,122
Ready?
Mm.

275
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,645
Did you practice?

276
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,516
Every grapefruit in our house
is ready to give birth.

277
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,561
Okay.

278
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,607
What's that?

279
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,044
An alcohol wipe.

280
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,045
Ooh, alcohol.

281
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,394
Should we call Marjorie?

282
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,613
Just don't put it in
a glass with an olive,

283
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,789
and we'll be fine.

284
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,009
[mutters][whimpers]

285
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,010
What?

286
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,186
I have an intense fear
of needles.

287
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,101
Which is why I became
an alcoholic,

288
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,278
even though heroin
has less calories.

289
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,759
Just breathe.[inhales, exhales]

290
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,544
Now, I'm supposed to inject you
two inches under your navel

291
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,851
by pinching a small
section of your fat.

292
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,070
'Kay.

293
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,421
All right, stop flexing.

294
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,901
Sorry.

295
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,250
[groans]

296
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,426
There's not much
to work with here.

297
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,602
I will pass that compliment on
to my trainers,

298
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,604
Alfonso and Katya.

299
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,388
Ooh!

300
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,868
Calm down.
Focus on the fact

301
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,609
that you're lucky enough
to be able to do this,

302
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,697
'cause not everyone can.

303
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,698
Wait a minute.

304
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,613
Do you want to do this?

305
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,528
Me?

306
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,921
I don't know.

307
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:28,922
Doesn't matter.

308
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,619
I could never afford it.

309
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,968
Christy, you're
like a sister to me.

310
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,188
If you want to freeze your eggs,
I'll pay for it.

311
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,147
You would?

312
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,933
Yeah, we could go
through this together.

313
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,545
You would give me $30,000?

314
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,373
Well, I wouldn't give it to you,

315
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,375
because of, you know,
your gambling history,

316
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,594
but I wouldgive it
to the egg people.

317
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,815
That's so incredibly
generous.

318
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,121
Okay.

319
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,731
Give me the shot.

320
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,124
[exhales]I already did.

321
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,560
When you offered
me the money,

322
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,215
I flinched and
it slid right in.

323
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,303
Wow.

324
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,957
Well, that didn't hurt at all.

325
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,915
I hope the baby
pops out that easy.

326
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,788
Oh, don't worry. They do.

327
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,488
This grilled cheese
is delicious.

328
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,665
I went crazy and mixed
cheddar with American.

329
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,233
Two kinds of cheese.

330
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,626
Did you run into some money
I didn't know about?

331
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,846
[door closes]

332
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,588
I am gonna be
up all night.

333
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,807
What's wrong?

334
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,678
Jill said
if I wanted to freeze my eggs,

335
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,071
she'd pay for it.

336
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,987
Y-You want to freeze your eggs?

337
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:34,988
I don't know.
[exhales]

338
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,511
I mean, it's kind of invasive.

339
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,556
They put a needle
in your vagina.

340
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,731
Okay.

341
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,864
I'm gonna take Gus
for a walk.

342
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,823
Come on!

343
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,868
Would you want
to have another kid?

344
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:49,524
I wouldn't mind a chance
to do it sober.

345
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,092
Remembering Christmas concerts,

346
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,703
showing up for soccer games,

347
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,923
keeping my clothes on
in the ball pit

348
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,577
at Chuck E. Cheese.

349
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,232
Hey, anyone who doesn't think
about getting naked

350
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,887
in one of those things
is lying to themselves.

351
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,541
Thank you.Mm.

352
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,717
[sighs] I guess if I'm
gonna harvest my eggs,

353
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,066
I should do it now.

354
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,156
My period has been
extremely irregular lately.

355
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,157
ADAM:
Hang on, please!

356
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,768
Just looking
for the leash!

357
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,726
And when my period
does come,

358
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,684
the flow is like
Niagara Falls!

359
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,338
Just whoosh!

360
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,339
ADAM:
I don't need Gus!

361
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,688
I'm just
leaving!

362
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,255
[door closes]

363
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,823
Hmm?

364
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,433
Do you think
it's a terrible idea?

365
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,435
If you want to do it,

366
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,741
I'm all in.

367
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,482
Seriously?

368
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962
Yeah.
Just put your eggs on ice.

369
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,572
And then, after law school,
we'll get Jill

370
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,921
to buy you some Olympic sperm,

371
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,923
and we'll raise a super baby.

372
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,272
Okay.

373
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,014
Okay, let's do this.

374
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:49,062
But I wouldn't want to do it
right after law school,

375
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,672
'cause, you know,
I'll want to give myself

376
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,630
a couple years
to get established.

377
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,849
So in five years?

378
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,938
I might want to try
and go for partner,

379
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,244
so I may need nine.

380
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,985
Okay, great. So...

381
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,162
when the kid graduates
high school, you'll be, uh...

382
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,946
[exhales]
...68.

383
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,166
And if my math is correct,
I'll be...

384
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,343
[sighs]
...67.

385
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,738
Mm, but are you sure?

386
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,741
Because it sounds like
you don't want to have a baby--

387
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,134
you want to have a career.

388
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,398
Well, then why am I considering
having a baby?

389
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,965
Because you didn't get
into moot court.

390
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,662
That's ridiculous.

391
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,056
[scoffs softly]
Wait for it.

392
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,277
Oh. Damn,
there's no one here.

393
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,626
Oh, my God.

394
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,541
I was totally
about to have a baby

395
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,021
because I didn't get a part

396
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,763
in what is basically
the law school play.

397
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,723
Hey, I had you because I needed
a ride home from a flea market.

398
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,946
JILL:
Natalie!

399
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,297
In here!

400
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,212
Do you like this dress?

401
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,648
Tell me the truth.

402
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,736
I love it.

403
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,824
Are you sure?

404
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,694
'Cause I'm so hopped up
on hormones,

405
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,740
I don't know who I am anymore.

406
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,003
It's more flowers than usual.

407
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,483
You hate it.

408
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,008
I look like a funeral wreath
for a drag queen.

409
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,880
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You really pull it off.

410
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,535
I think so.

411
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,711
How many more of these shots
are you getting?

412
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,757
Oh, only two to go.

413
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,193
Thank God.

414
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,023
Wow! Look at you.

415
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,938
What's that supposed to mean?

416
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,809
Good luck.

417
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,900
You all right?

418
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:29,989
Yeah. Why?

419
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,556
Well, this week
has been a little...

420
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,298
"I'm dating Judy Garland."

421
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,780
Hey, you made me watch
that movie.

422
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,870
You think I'm crazy?

423
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:43,698
[chuckles]:
No.

424
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,048
No. No, if anything,

425
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,963
I think that,
not unlike Ms. Garland,

426
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,704
you're-you're
under a lot of stress

427
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:53,099
that the-the world
doesn't know about.

428
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:58,365
Man, that movie
really had an impact on me.

429
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,020
I'm freezing my eggs.

430
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,935
What?

431
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,241
I'm jammed full of hormones,

432
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,461
and I'm out
of my ever-lovin' mind.

433
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,723
Oh.

434
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,465
Honey, why would you keep that
a secret?

435
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,293
'Cause I thought if I told you,

436
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,730
you'd feel like I was trying
to push a kid on you,

437
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,560
you'd dump me and then I'd be
sitting here with no boyfriend,

438
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,780
no baby and a fridge
full of Miracle Whip.

439
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,306
Okay. Um...
[clears throat]

440
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:30,310
I'm gonna have to be extremely
careful with what I say here.

441
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,138
I love you.

442
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,922
Yeah, that's good.

443
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,663
Um...

444
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,405
I was just... surprised.

445
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,495
You know,
the-the baby stuff just...

446
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,800
caught me
a little off guard.

447
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,759
I know. I'm so sorry.

448
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,760
No, it's okay.

449
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,718
I see that this
is huge for you.

450
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,285
You do?

451
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,374
'Cause I was trying
to hide it.

452
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,986
And you were doing
a masterful job.

453
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,858
Now, look,

454
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,686
I can admit that I'm...

455
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,340
probably not ready
to be a father.

456
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,560
But... when I picture
my future,

457
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,519
you're in it.

458
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,132
I just want
to take our time,

459
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:13,092
make sure
that we get it right.

460
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,573
So you're fine with this
whole freezing eggs thing?

461
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,314
Yeah, I think
it's a great idea.

462
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,142
I love you.

463
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,578
[chuckles]

464
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,840
[chuckles]

465
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,717
I don't have
to freeze anything, do I?

466
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,502
No.

467
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,983
Your stuff has the shelf life
of a Twinkie.Oh.

468
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,028
Great.

469
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,385
[soothing music playing]

470
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,257
You know,

471
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,432
when I heard "sugar scrub,"

472
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,868
I thought it was crazy.

473
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,783
But I am clean,
I am relaxed

474
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:56,396
and I taste
like an Abba-Zaba bar.

475
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:02,184
Jill, this is a great way
to celebrate Wendy's promotion.

476
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,447
Eh, too bad we all thought

477
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,450
it was somebody else's job
to invite her.

478
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,105
I'll make it up to her.

479
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,412
I would like to be a part
of whatever that is.

480
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,109
I'm just gonna say two words.

481
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,285
Disney cruise.

482
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,331
[phone rings]

483
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,377
It's my fertility doctor.

484
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,076
[exhales]

485
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,513
Hi, Dr. Dubois.

486
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,342
Uh-huh.

487
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,343
Okay.

488
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,127
Thanks for letting me know.

489
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,868
Bye-bye.

490
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,391
So?

491
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,914
What's our egg count?

492
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,264
Zero.

493
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,440
What?

494
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,616
None of them
were viable.

495
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,706
CHRISTY:
Oh.

496
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,229
Jill, I'm sorry.

497
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,927
"Are you okay?" is a
stupid question, but...

498
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,364
are you?

499
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,149
I don't know.

500
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,325
I mean, I have come
at this baby thing

501
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,326
from so many
different angles,

502
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,676
and it's just
not happening.

503
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,113
But you can try again.

504
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,986
Maybe.

505
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,032
You want to go home?

506
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,733
No.

507
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:25,093
[voice breaking]: I just want
to be with my friends.

508
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834
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