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Morning.
Good morning.

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Who's ready for some first day
of law school breakfast?

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You got up early to cook for me?

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If it pleases the court,

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I'd like to introduce
these pancakes into evidence.

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And I will happily
tamper with it.

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[laughs]

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I also packed you
some snacks.

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A healthy one
and one you'll actually eat.

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Aw, you would've made
someone a great mom.

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I'm gonna let that slide

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because I can't believe
this day is finally...

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I know! I'm so proud of me.

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Oh, yeah, boy, that's
what I was about to say.

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I wrote something.

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"Christy, 40 years ago..."

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It's just that normally
I am not a big fan of me,

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but today I woke up and I was
like, "I am a freakin' miracle."

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Hey, look it, "miracle" is the
exact word I use in my thing.

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"Christy,
40 years ago..."

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When I got sober,
I said,

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"I am gonna go to law school,"
and here I am,

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actually going to law school.

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When I was drinking, I'd say,
"Oh, I want to get a Slurpee,"

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and I couldn't make it happen.

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Well, my thing touches on your
bad days in a more elegant way,

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but your example's good, too.

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I mean, isn't it crazy?

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I used to run from the law
and now I'm running towards it.

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Wow, that's good,
I wish I'd thought of that.

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"Christy, 40 years ago..."

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The best part is,
no one in any of my classes

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will know what
I used to be like.

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They will just see
a super smart future lawyer

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because I've changed
and I'm also wearing a blazer.

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Yeah. You do look smart.

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Oh, I got to go.

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You got this, baby.

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For the first time in my life,
I really think I do.

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Damn it.

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Looks like I got a couple
minutes. Tell me your thing.

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Oh.

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"Christy, 40 years ago,
when I spread my legs

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and launched you
into the world..."

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♪

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So I met this really cute
dermatologist,

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when I was at the dermatologist,

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and you'll never guess
what happened.

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He asked you out.He asked me out.

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Now y'all get ready to be proud
of me 'cause I told him,

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"I'm four months' sober and I
can't date till I have a year."

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Then later he
texted me and said,

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"233 days to go."
The day after that, "232."

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And the day
after that,

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"231."
Wrap it up.

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Anyway, looks like I'm
gonna marry a dermatologist,

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which is as good
as marrying a vampire.

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You never get old. Thanks.

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Bonnie, alcoholic.

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GROUP:
Hi, Bonnie.

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Well, I started planning
my wedding this weekend.

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At first I thought
it was gonna be torture,

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and then it hit me--

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this is a day all about me,
planned by me, starring me.

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Isn't that
every day?

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Maybe I always hated weddings
because, deep down,

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I was afraid no one
would ever love me enough

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to want to marry me.

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Now I feel bad.

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But sobriety changed me
into someone

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who's totally marry-able.

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My only regret is waiting
till I was 49 to do it.

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[mouthing]

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WENDY: Would anyone
else like to go?

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I would.
Christy, alcoholic.

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GROUP:
Hi, Christy.

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So, today was my
first day of law school.

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Which is, uh,

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kind of the culmination
of a lifelong dream.

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And guess what.

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It was terrifying.

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Like "running out of booze
in Utah" terrifying.

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Before we begin
this morning,

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I would like you all
to look to your left,

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look to your right.

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By the end of the year,

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one of you will not be here.

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Wait-wait,
what's happening here?

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I knew law school
was gonna be intense.

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I just kind of thought
we would ease into it.

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You know, go around the room

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and talk about why
we want to be lawyers.

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No, it was, "Tell me
the relevance of this case,"

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and "Analyze the implications
of that decision."

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And it's totally unfair

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that the other kids don't
have to juggle homework,

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a full-time job, AA,

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Gamblers Anonymous,
and a mom who watches

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Property Brothersand
then has to talk about it.

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And, yeah,

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I called myself a kid.

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If she gets to be 49,
then I get to be a kid.

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Adam, we got to go.
Why are you drinking a beer?

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Because beer is awesome?

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You have no idea
where we're going.

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I do so. We're going
to the, um...

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The Lakeside Terrace...Lakeside Terrace!
Right. See, I know.

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Because...?Because of the reason
we agreed on.

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Come on, I told you
all this stuff.

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It's a possible wedding venue...

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Venue! Venue, yeah.Oh, my God.

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I know.
You never remember
anything I tell you,

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and yet you can recall
every friggin' detail

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about a basketball game
you saw four years ago.

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When the Warriors won
their first championship

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and they beat the Cavaliers
in six, it was epic.

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Two games went to OT.

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Yeah, I get it.

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You only remember
what's important to you.

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Classic case of Manzheimer's.

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Look, getting married
is important to me,

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but, you know, where we do it...

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what we're wearing,
the color of the pigeons isn't.

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Pigeons?

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All I know is that it's gonna be

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the best day of my life
no matter what.

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I hate it when you say
nice things when I'm mad at you.

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Look, let's save ourselves
a million arguments.

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You plan the wedding,
and I'll show up.

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Really?

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Absolutely.
Do whatever makes you happy.

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Mm-hmm. You swear
you won't complain

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about the things I choose?I swear.

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What if I want a mariachi band?

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I say olé.

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What about a chocolate fountain?

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I'll shove my whole head in it.

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I want our officiant
to be a mime.

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Bluffing.
You're afraid of mimes.

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[scoffs] I am not.

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Very funny. That's enough.

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Stop it. Seriously, stop it.

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Thank you. Happy anniversary.

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Cheap old bastards.

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Christy, where are you going?

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My last table just left.
I'm out of here.

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No, no, no, no. Cindy
just went home sick.

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I need you to cover her tables
for the rest of the night.

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What? No, no, no, I-I can't.
It's my first week...

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First week of law school,
I know. We all know.

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I haven't talked
about it that much.

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Max, what's new with Christy?

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Law school, look left,
look right, very scary.

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Well, it was scary.

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And so is the mountain
of reading

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I have to do tonight.
See you tomorrow.

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Christy! [clears throat]

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Christy...

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I do not have the
emotional capacity

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to deal with you right now.

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My marriage is crumbling
right in front of me.

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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

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Because I don't blab to everyone
about the flight attendant

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my husband met on the way
back from Cincinnati.

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Okay, but I really...

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You are staying. Go
check on table six.

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I'll be in my office
doing crunches,

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preparing for my new life
as a single 40-year-old man.

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That's 85 in gay years!

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Hey.

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Youasked me.

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Hi.

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I'm Christy.
I will be your server

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for the rest of the evening.

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I know I look stressed
and unhappy,

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but don't let that diminish
your dining experience.

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[grunts] Damn it!

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Huh?

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How could you?

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Bonnie, wake up.
You're dreaming.

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You son of a bitch.What?

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You cheated on me.

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You were dreaming.

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Who with?

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As if you don't know.

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I-I really don't.

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Louise from Trader Joe's.

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And when I caught you,
you just shrugged

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and said,
"What's the big deal?"

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You can't blame me
for something I did

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in your dream.Watch me.

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Going at it like a couple
of middle-aged bunnies

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right there on top
of the prewashed lettuce.

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Hey.Hey.

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What are you doing up?

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Adam's cheating on me.What?

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It was in a dream, but that
doesn't make it any less real.

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Why are you home so late?[sighs]

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I had to cover
for another waitress.

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I got rid of all of her tables
by 10:00 except for one.

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They had their coffee,
I'm about to drop the check,

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and this douche
gets down on one knee

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and proposes
to his stupid girlfriend.

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I had to take pictures,

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and she had to cry and call
everyone she's ever met.

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It was disgusting.

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Well, she may be happy now,
but as soon as that ring

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goes on the finger,
that's when they start cheating.

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In your dream.

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Hey, we had to hear
about your dream for five years.

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How about we talk about mine
for five minutes?

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I don't have time for this.
I got to study.

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Oh, God.What?

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My backpack.
I don't have my backpack.

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Did you leave it in the car?

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No. It's at the restaurant.

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All my books are in there.

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So go back and get it.

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It's closed. I don't have a key.

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[sighs] Fine,
I'll get dressed.

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What are you gonna do?

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I'm gonna break
into the restaurant

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with a couple of bobby pins.

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"Keys." [scoffs]

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What happened to you?

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What are you doing?

227
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I'm trying to avoid
the security cameras.

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They disconnected those

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after the owner's wife saw him
having sex with a waitress

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up against that Dumpster.

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Was it you?

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We are not here
to talk about the past.

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Now, can you just move
it along, Hamburglar?

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Okay, Baldwin mortise lock
with a 2 3/4-inch cylinder.

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Huh. Might as well
just tape the door shut.

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Hurry, I've got class
at 8:00 a.m.

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Relax. I got this.

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There... it... is.

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Voilà.

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00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,276
Well, Baldwin's really
stepped up their game.

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Are you kidding?
You said you could do this.

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Yeah, and you said we weren't
here to talk about the past.

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Fine, just help me
get up to that window.

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It's called a transom.

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If you watched
the Property Brotherswith me,

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you'd know that.[sighs]

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I don't care what it's called.
Just push me through it.

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Push you through what?

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The transom.

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[grunts]

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Are those new shoes?
They're really cute.

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Focus!

253
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,872
[grunts]

254
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,613
[alarm blaring]

255
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,226
Mom! Help me get down!

256
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706
Did you run away?!

257
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,577
Yeah, but I came back.

258
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,970
That's progress.

259
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,798
Yeah, points for you.

260
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,670
Jump. I'll catch you.

261
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,587
Ow.

262
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,633
Nice going.
You completely missed my arms.

263
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,336
Pierson v. Post.

264
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,208
What are the facts?

265
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,790
Ms. Plunkett?

266
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,750
Oh.

267
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,448
Pierson v. Post,you say?

268
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,233
I did say.

269
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,236
I-I'm gonna be honest.

270
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,760
I didn't have time
to read the case,

271
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,110
but I have
a very good explanation.

272
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,722
My backpack is locked up...

273
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,288
I don't need explanations.

274
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,899
I just need you
to do the reading.

275
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,423
I promise
I will read it tonight.

276
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,516
Read it now.

277
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,910
Now?

278
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781
We'll wait.

279
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,783
Okay.

280
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,832
I need that.

281
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:47,375
Ah. Pierson and Post are people.
[chuckles]

282
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,465
It's very good.

283
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,902
20 minutes.

284
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,383
They watched me read
for 20 minutes.

285
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,038
You know how it's hard to pee
when people are watching you?

286
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,300
It's even harder to read.

287
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,693
Who watches you pee?

288
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,132
Don't take it personal.

289
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,656
These professors are just trying
to weed out the weak ones.

290
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,440
I was talking to my lawyer.

291
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,400
He used to be a Navy SEAL, and
he said law school was harder.

292
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,010
Oh, God, what if I'm one
of the weak ones?

293
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,012
Why were you talking
to your lawyer?

294
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,318
Hang on. I'm trying
to help your daughter.

295
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,623
No, no, no.
Just-just real quick.

296
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,842
Is it for a prenup?

297
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,105
Bonnie, come on. She's upset.

298
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,151
Don't worry about
this. This...'Cause I know lawyers, too.

299
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,543
Really? You want
to do this now?

300
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,241
Well, you seem
to want to do it.

301
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,633
Great, let's set a meeting.

302
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,679
Let's do it.
My guy's a real pit bull.

303
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,029
My guy was part of the team
that killed Bin Laden.

304
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,031
Oh, yeah, well,
my guy's a recovering alcoholic,

305
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,467
and they're mean.

306
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,992
[laughing]:
I know. I'm marrying one.

307
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,351
Now you'regonna watch me read?

308
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,052
So I've narrowed it down
to two centerpieces.

309
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,141
Do you like the calla lilies
or the sunflower?

310
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,274
What the hell?!

311
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,928
What?

312
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,407
I'm trying to plan our wedding,

313
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,235
and you're making out
with Louise again?

314
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,671
Well, I'm trying
to make out with Louise,

315
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,325
and you keep planning
our wedding.

316
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,546
[moaning]

317
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,374
Fine. I'll choose
the flowers myself.

318
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,419
Me-- I like a
Gerber daisy.

319
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,684
You're myGerber daisy. Mmm.Aw.

320
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,559
I hate you.

321
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,173
Every night this
week, the same dream.

322
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,653
Except Wednesday, I dreamt

323
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,960
I was the night manager
of a gas station.

324
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,049
Could've been a premonition.
We'll see.

325
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964
Are you afraid Adam's
actually cheating on you?

326
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,661
No, I trust him.

327
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,316
Plus, I went to Trader Joe's and
did a little digging on Louise.

328
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,449
Turns out she's into the ladies.

329
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,452
So you went to Trader Joe's
and basically stalked someone

330
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,846
because she appeared
in your dream.

331
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,587
Attagirl.

332
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,722
Let's be clear. I was already
there for the wasabi peas.

333
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,594
It's not like
I made a special trip.

334
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,813
Yeah, 'cause
thatwould cross the line.

335
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,512
I never have dreams.

336
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,513
You don't dream?

337
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,210
Nope.

338
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,386
Every night is just
an eight-hour preview of death.

339
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,959
You know who else doesn't dream?

340
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,482
Serial killers.

341
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397
Why would you say that?

342
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,703
I'm not saying she is one.

343
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,183
I'm just saying she's not alone.

344
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,361
Can we just get the check
and go to the meeting?

345
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,145
I thought you had class.

346
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,146
I'm not going.

347
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,105
You're skipping already?

348
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,020
I'm not skipping.
I quit.

349
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,327
No, you can't quit.

350
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,809
I'm not cut out for law school.
It's just too hard.

351
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,334
They're trying
to weed out the weak ones,

352
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,771
and I'm saving them the trouble.

353
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,645
Say something.Say something.

354
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,257
Am I just listening,
or do you want feedback?

355
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,564
Just listening.
I-I've made up my mind.

356
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,566
The only thing I've learned

357
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,743
from two weeks in law school
is that I'm clueless.

358
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,833
Though not as clueless as you.

359
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,227
How can you not see
you're having these dreams

360
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,011
about Adam cheating on you
because deep down

361
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,665
you want him
to help you with the wedding?

362
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,883
No, I don't.

363
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,624
Yes, you do.

364
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,713
Believe it or not,
you have actually grown,

365
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,672
and you want a real partnership.

366
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,717
You don't want
to be the narcissistic,

367
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,676
steamrolling monster
you've always been.

368
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,592
I'm pretty sure I do.

369
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,073
MARJORIE:
Christy,

370
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,466
you didn't think you
could get your GED.

371
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,642
You didn't think you
could get into college.

372
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,949
You didn't think you
could get into law school,

373
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,169
but you did all
those things.

374
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,476
We always look at the mountains
ahead of us, and we forget

375
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,740
the mountains behind us
were just as hard to climb.

376
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,178
Whoa.

377
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,095
We got to start
writing this stuff down.

378
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,058
Hi. My name is Amanda,
and I guess I'm an alcoholic.

379
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,495
GROUP:
Hi, Amanda.

380
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,369
I've never been
to a meeting before,

381
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719
so I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to say.

382
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:11,030
I don't know how I'm gonna get
through today without drinking.

383
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,642
CHRISTY:
Hi. My name is Christy,

384
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:18,080
and I think I'm an alcoholic.

385
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,690
GROUP:
Hi, Christy.

386
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,650
This is my first time
at a meeting,

387
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,610
and, uh...

388
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:30,310
I came here because, um...

389
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:34,618
I've done a lot
of screwed up things in my life,

390
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,795
but the one thing I said

391
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,102
I would never do is, uh...

392
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,238
...drive drunk
with my kids in the car.

393
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721
And then...

394
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,726
Um...

395
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,953
And I-I thought that that would
be enough to get me to stop,

396
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,608
but...

397
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,872
then I drank again the next day.

398
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,137
Actually, that's not true.

399
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,008
I drank that night.

400
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,010
[sighs]

401
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,187
Um, and every morning since,

402
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,754
I-I wake up, and I say,

403
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,843
"I am not gonna drink today,"

404
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,803
but I'm always drunk by 5:00.

405
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,981
Uh...

406
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,592
No matter what I do,
I can't stop.

407
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,642
I'm here to...
to try to get sober,

408
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,558
but it seems impossible.

409
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,082
AMANDA:
So,

410
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,650
I'm here today,

411
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,740
and I guess that's something.

412
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,787
That's it.

413
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,665
Hi. I'm Cynthia, and
I'm an alcoholic.

414
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,623
GROUP: Hi, Cynthia.You were right.

415
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,625
CYNTHIA: Last night I was out to
dinner with some friends...

416
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,062
Law school isn't the hardest
thing I've ever done.

417
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,935
CYNTHIA: For a split second, I
thought, "I want to try that."

418
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,590
Amazing how fast I can forget
that I'm an alcoholic.

419
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,244
So, instead, I sipped
my cranberry juice...

420
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,984
Where are you going?

421
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:24,163
I have class, and I've got to
find the kid I sold my books to.

422
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,777
CYNTHIA:
...to remind me every day
that I can't have just one.

423
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,692
I mean, maybe
I could have one,

424
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,998
but in no time, I know
I would be back...

425
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,652
Um, I'm Christy.

426
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,524
Let me give you my number.

427
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,440
...no longer be asked out
to dinner by friends. Crazy.

428
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,492
[groaning]

429
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,323
Aah!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

430
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,284
Oh, there's nothing
to be sorry about.

431
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,720
Just go back to sleep.

432
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,026
You sure?
Yeah.

433
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,289
Wait.

434
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,118
Aw. What?

435
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:11,035
I want you to help
plan the wedding.
Really?

436
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,212
Yeah, it shouldn't
just be about me.

437
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,215
It should be about us,
about our life together, so...

438
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,218
I need you
to be a part of it.

439
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,133
Okay.
Thank you.

440
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,918
I always thought
it'd be kind of cool

441
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,224
to get married
on a boat.

442
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,921
That's not happening.
Okay.

443
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,273
And see?
Isn't this better?

444
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,970
Mmm.

445
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,494
Oh, one more thing?
[sighs]

446
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,974
No more shopping
at Trader Joe's.

447
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,889
Oh, fine, whatever.

448
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,544
Not that it matters, but you
know, the real Louise is gay.

449
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,981
[sighs]

450
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,287
How do you know that?

451
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,464
Uh... it was in
the newsletter.

452
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,466
Good night, baby.

453
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,512
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