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Previously on Mom...

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Alvin and I were in love

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35 years ago,

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and we were in love the day he died.

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Are you done?

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Not yet.

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Now I'm done.

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Christy, start the car.

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So, I'm trying to say all the
right things to this woman,

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you know, be courteous,
but God as my witness,

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her baby was the ugliest
creature I've seen in my life.

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I mean, they say all babies are beautiful,

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but this kid could be used in
the hospital to induce vomiting.

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Ooh, I almost forgot.

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Remember how I told you

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your boys came through
with a big check for us?

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Well, we spent the last of it yesterday

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paying off the credit cards.

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We're no longer poor and in debt.

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We're just poor.

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Which, as you know, is
the new middle class.

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Aw, this is nice.

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What are you looking at?

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Your grandmother went

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into Alvin's old apartment,
like, an hour ago.

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- Yeah. So?
- Don't you think that's a little weird?

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She's the building manager.

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Maybe she's fixing something in there.

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Have you met your grandmother?

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Big Bird's walkin'.

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Hey.

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Hey! Where you been?

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Apartment upstairs.

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Upstairs, you say?

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Which apartment?

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2G.

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Joanne Wickie?

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Wickie's 3B.

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- Who's 2G?
- Dieter.

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- Black body builder?
- Gay flight attendant.

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What was the problem?

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Door was jammed.

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You were up there a long time.

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He's got boyfriend trouble,
and he wanted to talk about it.

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What kind of trouble?

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You really want to know?

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I really do.

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Okay. Dieter travels a lot,

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and his boyfriend wants to
settle down and have kids.

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He even found a surrogate...

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a Mormon school teacher from Fresno...

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but I think the real issue is,

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Dieter's not sure what kind of dad he'd be

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'cause he had such a traumatic childhood.

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Anything else?

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No. That covers it.

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Mm. Okay, I'm gonna go take a shower.

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Did Dieter paint your nails?

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And waxed my lip.

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Incredible.

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Wow.

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I thought I was a good liar.

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Oh, honey, you're not even
the second-best in this house.

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1A, 1A, 1A...

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Here we go.

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Oh, my mommy's broken.

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Oh...

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How was your shower?

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It was okay.

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I keep slipping in there.

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We need to put down a
rubber mat or something.

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Wouldn't be a problem if you
scrubbed more and rubbed less.

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Says the woman who named
the pulsating shower head.

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I should never have told you about Joey.

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Ready to go to sleep?

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Mm, let's call it.

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Remember when us sharing a bed was weird?

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Don't kid yourself.

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It's still weird.

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Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

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Sure.

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How you doing with Alvin being gone?

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'Cause I'm still struggling.

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I'm okay.

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Really?

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I'm a mess.

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A lot of nights, I can't sleep.

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You know what might relax you?

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Have a little visit with Joey.

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No, I think I need to see a professional.

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I was thinking that therapist

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at the free clinic who helped Violet.

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Helped her how?

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She's mean as a snake.

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She has her good moments.

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Wow. If you're in that much denial,

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you really do need a shrink.

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Hey, would you maybe be
interested in going with me?

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You know, for moral support?

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Sure, be happy to.

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Thanks.

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And while we're in there,
you should certainly feel free

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to talk about anything
that might be bothering you.

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I'm good, thanks.

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Okay.

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'Cause you know, what was...

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You know, being chatty in bed might be why

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you can't hold on to a man.

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So, it's good to see you both again.

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Good to see you, too.

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Your therapist drinks chocolate milk?

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He's a growing boy.

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So what's been going on?

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Go ahead, honey. It's okay.

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Thank you.

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She's nuts.

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Excuse me?

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I'm sorry, but you need help.

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- Help with what?
- I saw it. I saw the shrine!

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- You know about that?
- Why do you think we're here?

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You said you were struggling.

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I am, but not enough to talk to this clown.

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So, you lied to me?

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If I told you the truth,
would you have come?

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And spend an hour with
Howdy Doody? Not a chance.

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Help me out here, Doc.

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After my father died, she got
into a fight with his widow,

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broke into this woman's
house, stole his ashes,

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and now she's built a shrine
in his empty apartment.

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And how does that make you feel?

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Forget how I feel.

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Ask her how she feels.

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How do you feel, Bonnie?

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I miss the man,

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and it's very comforting to surround myself

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with things that remind me of him.

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That's nice.

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Nice?

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There's candles and incense

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and a half-used stick of deodorant.

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The smell reminds me of him.

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I totally get it.

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I have one of my nana's
nightgowns in my closet.

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When did she pass?

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Oh, she's not dead.

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Okay, we're losing the thread here.

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She is not dealing with
this death in a normal way.

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What's normal, Christy?

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Oh, for God's sakes.

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You cry, you yell at God,

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you do a lot of secret
eating, and then you move on.

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Boy, I got to tell you,

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“secret eating” is a real red flag.

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Oh, yeah?

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What color flag is Nana's nightgown.

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You see how she lashes out?

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I know what you're doing.

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You two are in cahoots.

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It's okay, baby.

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We're getting you some help.

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I'm gonna give you the number

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of someone who can put you on medication.

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You don't get it!

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I'm not the crazy one!

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Hey, what kind of medication?

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You know, I got to admit,

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I was pretty dubious about that therapist,

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but he really knows his stuff.

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Oh, please.

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His retainer fell out
halfway through the session.

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So, you think you're gonna try

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that art therapy he suggested?

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I said it before, I'll say it again.

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I am not the one with the problem!

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Shh. Draw your feelings, don't shout them.

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I'm not shouting.

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This is shouting!

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What the hell?!

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I-I think you got a flat.

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Great.

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Way to go!

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Please tell me you have a spare.

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Course I do.

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It's right there.

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Who drives around without a spare?

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People who blow all their
money feeding their children.

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You're shouting again.

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Finally.

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Wow!

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What?

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The tow truck driver.

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What about him?

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Don't you see it?

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He looks just like your father.

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Oh, Mom, is this like when you took peyote

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and saw Jesus in a tortilla?

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Are you the folks with the flat?

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Yup. You got a spare?

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Hey look, I have a growing
child who needs to eat,

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so everybody just back off.

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Don't mind her. She's in therapy.

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I need to see a membership card.

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Hang on.

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Hi. Bonnie.

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Hello.

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And you are... Bill.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Call me “Bonnie.”

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Call me “Bill.”

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I sure will, Bill.

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Does it have to be valid?

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- Yup.
- Mm, let me look in the glove compartment.

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So how long you been driving a tow truck?

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Tonight, or in general?

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Is there a Mrs. Tow Truck?

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Not yet.

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Here you go.

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All right. Be right back.

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Hurry.

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What are you doing?

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Did you not see the crazy chemistry we had?

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I saw the crazy.

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Christy, we didn't just
break down by accident.

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I was meant to meet that man.

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Okay, that's it.

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Soon as the tire's changed,

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we are driving back to the therapist,

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and you are gonna tell him
about the tow truck driver

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you're convinced is my dead father.

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I never said he was your dead father.

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Well, that's reassuring.

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But with a little work, he could be.

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You know, I've been thinking about it, and

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I decided that it's a good thing
that you're going on this date.

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What changed your mind?

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Who am I to say

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that this tow truck
driver isn't right for you?

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I mean, what do I know?

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I'm in an exclusive
relationship with a shower head.

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Not that exclusive.

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When you think about it,

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it's actually kind of a meet-cute.

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We get a flat tire, and...

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you meet the man

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who looks like the man
who died between your legs.

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I'm glad you feel that way.

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Yeah, me too.

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Except I don't.

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This is how I feel!

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That is so going on the refrigerator.

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Hello.

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Hi, Bill. Come on in.

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Whoa.

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Fancy place.

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You're kidding, right?

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Why would I kid about something like that?

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Look at all these windows.

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I should tell you that my
mom doesn't drink alcohol.

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Okay.

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I got a bag of oranges in the truck.

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I suppose I could give her that.

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What gal doesn't want a bag of oranges?

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I should also tell you that,
uh, she just lost my dad.

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Well, that's too bad.

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Yeah, it is. But, um,
here's what you need to know:

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She's still pretty raw about it.

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Hmm. So I got a grieving
woman who doesn't drink.

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Yeah.

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Well, looks like my sense of humor's

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gonna come in handy.

272
00:11:41,078 --> 00:11:42,146
Hello, Bill.

273
00:11:42,147 --> 00:11:43,513
Hello.

274
00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:46,617
Oh, the hooch ain't for you.

275
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,053
All right.

276
00:11:49,054 --> 00:11:50,120
Ready to go?

277
00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:51,755
You bet.

278
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:54,791
Good night, dear.

279
00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:58,395
So a guy's in bed with
a one-legged hooker...

280
00:11:58,396 --> 00:12:00,397
Wait, she's got one eye.

281
00:12:00,398 --> 00:12:03,165
And the thing is she's keeping an...

282
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:06,637
- Your usual, Bill?
- Thank you, honey.

283
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,872
Mm-hmm. Know what you want?

284
00:12:08,873 --> 00:12:10,040
Might need a minute.

285
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,843
FYI, people come here
for our chicken wings.

286
00:12:12,844 --> 00:12:15,244
Yeah, I don't think that's why.

287
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,282
Tell you what, just give
me the cheeseburger salad.

288
00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:20,683
Oh, a health nut.

289
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:24,955
I take it you're a regular here.

290
00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:26,890
Well, the food's nothing
to write home about,

291
00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,525
but every girl that works here,

292
00:12:28,526 --> 00:12:31,528
they have the big boobies.

293
00:12:31,529 --> 00:12:36,665
Well, your bumper sticker does
say, “I honk for honkers.”

294
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:41,671
So, your daughter says your
husband recently passed.

295
00:12:41,672 --> 00:12:44,508
We actually weren't married, but, yes.

296
00:12:44,509 --> 00:12:46,142
Well, condolences.

297
00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:47,144
Thank you.

298
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:50,279
Was it a car crash? Maybe I towed him.

299
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,984
Sorry. Heart attack.

300
00:12:53,985 --> 00:12:57,520
Aw. Sad either way.

301
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,923
You ever think about letting
the hair around the sides

302
00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:00,991
grow out a little?

303
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:02,993
- Would you like that?
- I would.

304
00:13:02,994 --> 00:13:05,794
I'm growing it now.

305
00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:07,731
Great.

306
00:13:07,732 --> 00:13:09,833
You know what else would look good on you,

307
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,568
a-a leather jacket.

308
00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:13,803
Ooh, I'll buy one tomorrow. Brown?

309
00:13:13,804 --> 00:13:15,972
Black. Oh, and you like jazz now.

310
00:13:15,973 --> 00:13:17,106
Hmm.

311
00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:19,042
Sort of sounds like
you're trying to turn me

312
00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:20,343
into some other guy.

313
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:21,778
You have a problem with that?

314
00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,046
Well, it depends.

315
00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:25,448
This “other guy...”

316
00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:27,983
would you sleep with him?

317
00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:34,657
Hey.

318
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:35,892
Hey.

319
00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:37,593
What you doing?

320
00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,362
Mm... paying bills.

321
00:13:39,363 --> 00:13:42,931
I'm embarrassed to tell you how
much we owe the water company.

322
00:13:46,903 --> 00:13:50,004
I think I'm gonna have
to break up with Joey.

323
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,041
Want an orange?

324
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,179
No, thank you.

325
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,781
How'd it go?

326
00:13:58,782 --> 00:13:59,849
So far, so good.

327
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:00,983
We're taking it slow.

328
00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:02,885
Well, that's a relief.

329
00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,453
I don't want to rush into anything.

330
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:05,721
Very smart.

331
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:06,956
When are you gonna see him again?

332
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:07,957
Tomorrow. I'm helping him move

333
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,526
into Alvin's old apartment.

334
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:11,794
What?

335
00:14:11,795 --> 00:14:12,862
Well, someone's got to rent it.

336
00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:13,963
And as I told Bill,

337
00:14:13,964 --> 00:14:15,765
there comes a time in every man's life

338
00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:18,200
when he needs to move
out of his mother's house.

339
00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:20,436
Oh, my God, that's so pathetic.

340
00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:22,138
He lives with his mother?

341
00:14:22,139 --> 00:14:24,206
You live with yours.

342
00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:25,908
This isn't about me.

343
00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:28,577
This is about you not
dealing with Alvin's death,

344
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:31,180
and I can't believe you don't see it!

345
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:35,183
And yes... this is pathetic as well!

346
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,356
Let's talk about the tongue.

347
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,559
You're not trying to lick an envelope.

348
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,127
Yeah.

349
00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:46,929
It's more like a dance.

350
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,964
Okay, let me try it again.

351
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:52,066
Mm... a slow dance.

352
00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:56,138
Hey, how come you're not
wearing the cologne I got you?

353
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,574
- I didn't like it.
- Well, it's not for you. It's for me.

354
00:14:58,575 --> 00:14:59,775
Well, why don't you wear it?

355
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:02,511
Okay, I think we're done for tonight.

356
00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,912
Aw, fudge!

357
00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:06,848
Don't get discouraged.

358
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,417
You're doing great.

359
00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:09,484
You're just saying that.

360
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:11,086
Bup-bup-bup. Don't do the sad puppy.

361
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:12,688
Nobody sleeps with the sad puppy.

362
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:14,489
- Sorry.
- And don't apologize.

363
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:17,159
It's okay, every once in a while,
for you just to tell me off.

364
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,528
All right. I've had it
with you bossing me around!

365
00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:21,363
- Not now!
- Sorry.

366
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:22,964
I'll see you tomorrow.

367
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,331
Oh...

368
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:29,036
Oh, God. I made him sign a two-year lease?

369
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:33,040
Well, maybe he'll die, too.

370
00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:38,546
This is a very upsetting picture.

371
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:43,685
It's a way for Mommy to
express what's inside of her.

372
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:46,454
I'll get it.

373
00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:49,256
This is inside of you?

374
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,161
It's Bill. Tell him I'm not here.

375
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:54,662
What? Why?

376
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:55,730
I made a mistake.

377
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,831
He's not the guy I thought he was.

378
00:15:58,834 --> 00:15:59,868
You think maybe because the guy

379
00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:01,102
you thought he was is dead?

380
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,737
Hey, that is totally unc...

381
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:05,018
You know what, maybe you're right.

382
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,711
Thank you.

383
00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:18,619
Oh. Hey, Bill.

384
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,154
Lookin' good.

385
00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:21,722
I know.

386
00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:23,291
Is your mom home?

387
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:25,827
No, she is not. Isn't that her coat?

388
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:27,695
Oh, um, no.

389
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,130
That's mine.

390
00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:30,398
Really? I'm pretty sure

391
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:32,467
she was wearing it the other night.

392
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:35,135
No, no, no. No. This is, uh...

393
00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:43,477
Looks a little big.

394
00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:46,514
This is how they wear them in Europe.

395
00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,948
Bonjour.

396
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,187
Can I give her a message?

397
00:16:53,188 --> 00:16:54,989
Yeah, just tell her I need to talk.

398
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,690
You got it.

399
00:17:00,929 --> 00:17:02,829
The things that I do...

400
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,135
Thanks.

401
00:17:08,136 --> 00:17:10,304
You're welcome.

402
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:12,706
- What happened to you?
- You're what happened to me.

403
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:14,341
What did he want?

404
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,910
I don't know. He wanted to talk to you.

405
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,579
Oh, God!

406
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,914
I have a feeling he's
gonna ask me to marry him.

407
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,050
Why would you think that?

408
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,753
Come on.

409
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:29,323
Sure. What monkey doesn't
want to climb that tree?

410
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,692
So what's the plan?

411
00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:33,060
I don't know.

412
00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:34,862
Before I got sober, it'd
be easy to get rid of him.

413
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:37,564
Just plant some drugs in his
car and make a phone call.

414
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:40,868
But now I have a conscience.

415
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:43,170
That's what you call it, right?

416
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,538
I guess.

417
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:48,475
I must've been crazy

418
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,210
to drag him into my life.

419
00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:52,846
Aha! You finally admit it.

420
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:54,347
Okay.

421
00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:56,683
I miss Alvin more than I can bear.

422
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,618
You happy?

423
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,554
No.

424
00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:03,990
But it'd be nice if you told the therapist.

425
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:05,725
I'm not the one with the problem.

426
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:09,061
Wow. You are desperate for approval.

427
00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:13,633
I guess I better go cut Bill loose.

428
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,568
Guess you better.

429
00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:19,338
How would you feel about comin' with me?

430
00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:34,086
That's what I thought.

431
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,434
Oh. Hey, Bonnie.

432
00:18:48,435 --> 00:18:49,836
Glad you stopped by.

433
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,405
Well, stick a pin in
“glad.” We need to talk.

434
00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:54,207
Who's at the door, baby?

435
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,676
It's my ex-girlfriend.

436
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,212
Hi, Cheeseburger Salad.

437
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:00,480
You gotta be kidding me.

438
00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:01,547
Yeah, I tried to tell you earlier,

439
00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:02,615
but you were avoiding me.

440
00:19:02,616 --> 00:19:04,350
Well, I didn't want to break your heart.

441
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,151
That's ironical.

442
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:09,622
I'm sorry, Bonnie. I just...

443
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:12,625
I couldn't be the guy you wanted me to be.

444
00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:14,460
You know what, Bill?

445
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,028
Nobody could.

446
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,064
On the bright side, thanks
to you sprucing me up,

447
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,866
Selene here finally took notice.

448
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,468
I love the leather jacket.

449
00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:24,904
Terrific.

450
00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,639
She's also the nice lady
that taught me how to kiss.

451
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,808
- Oh, did you also teach him...
- No, no, no, no.

452
00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:30,675
Just kissing.

453
00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:34,413
Okay, well, I hope you'll be very happy.

454
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:35,681
How can I not be?

455
00:19:35,682 --> 00:19:39,484
Look at these boobies.

456
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:42,821
All right, I-I'm gonna go now.

457
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:44,657
Hey, Bonnie?

458
00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:45,658
Are we good?

459
00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:47,091
Yeah, of course we're good.

460
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:53,631
Screw it. I'm putting drugs in his car.

461
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:02,107
How'd it go?

462
00:20:02,108 --> 00:20:03,175
How do you think?

463
00:20:03,176 --> 00:20:05,577
He was devastated.

464
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:07,745
- Oh. Sorry.
- Yeah.

465
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,683
Good thing he has that
hot chick to comfort him.

466
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:24,734
I forgot to tell you... I ran
into Bill's new lady friend

467
00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:26,060
in the laundry room the other day.

468
00:20:26,061 --> 00:20:27,728
Oh, yeah? What'd you think?

469
00:20:27,729 --> 00:20:31,499
She made me feel like a boy.

470
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,101
That's nothing. She made
me feel like a lesbian.

471
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,606
But you're doing okay though, right?

472
00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,442
I'm fine. Just got to learn
to process my grief over Alvin

473
00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,911
and move on.

474
00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:45,413
Good for you.

475
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:46,812
This seat taken?

476
00:20:51,411 --> 00:20:53,275
It is now.

477
00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:54,746
Lenny.

478
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:55,944
Bonnie.

479
00:20:57,274 --> 00:21:00,088
I got a good feeling about this one.

480
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:09,433
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