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You two have any
plans this weekend?
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I have to work Friday and
Saturday, but I have Sunday off.
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Oh. Bonnie?
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Nothing much going on. Why?
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Well, I was thinking
maybe Sunday,
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we drive down to Chowchilla
and visit Regina in jail.
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Oh, this Sunday.
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Oh, gosh, you know,
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I promised
Roscoe that he and I would...
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Wait. No. I promised him.
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Both of us, actually.
Both of us
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- as a family...
- Together.
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...promised that we would,
uh, take Roscoe
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- to the thing that he wants to do.
- Yeah.
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- What's it called?
- Moo... The movies.
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Right, the movies.
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That's lovely.
Want to try again?
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Oh, don't make
me go to jail.
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I hate it there.
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Regina's been locked up
an entire year.
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Have you even visited her once?
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Excuse me, but I have had
my own share of problems.
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You know, we were homeless,
Violet gave her baby up
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for adoption,
Alvin died.
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No, no, I get that one.
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Alvin died.
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Yeah, and I have cancer,
and I visit her every month.
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Again with the cancer.
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This woman is a friend of ours.
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You helped her get sober.
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She was there for you
when you relapsed.
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Yeah, but isn't going
to visiting her
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like rubbing her
nose in our freedom?
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Mm. That's true.
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“Look at us, not having to trade
cigarettes for tampons.”
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Yeah.
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Or kisses for soap.
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8:00 a.m., Sunday.
You're driving.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, I know why
I don't want to go.
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I'm a horrible,
selfish person.
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What's your story?
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I'd rather not say.
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Oh, come on, she's
got a tiny bladder.
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She'll be back
in 30 seconds.
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All right.
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Remember the box of cash
Regina entrusted me with?
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Yeah?
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She shouldn't have.
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What did you do?
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Don't blame me,
blame the Green Bay Packers.
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Oh, Christy!
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All year they cover the spread
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except for the one weekend
I needed them to.
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So you not only gambled
away all of our money,
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but also Regina's?
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Okay, first of all,
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I gambled away Regina's money
six, seven months
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before I blew ours.
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And let's not forget...
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Regina stole that money.
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What's your point?
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I don't want to see Regina.
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Mom - 02x16
Money and a Woman Named Mike
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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So, what time you think
you'll be back?
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It'll probably be late.
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- How late?
- I don't know-- 9:00 or 10:00.
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So... 9:30?
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Oh, just use a condom and
don't smoke pot in the house.
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Oh, God,
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I feel terrible.
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Might be the flu.
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I really want to go see Regina,
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but I think
I should go to the doctor.
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I think you should
go to acting classes.
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What?
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Get dressed.
I'm not doing this alone.
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Fine, whatever.
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Roscoe, your dad's here.
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Morning! You remember Candace.
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Hi, you.
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Hi.
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Come on in.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh.
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We're hugging now.
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Yeah.
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Christy, your house is so cozy.
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It must be super easy
for you to keep it clean, huh?
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Or not.
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So,
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what do you guys
have planned for today?
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Oh, we're just gonna have brunch
with Daddy at the club.
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That's nice.
What about your mother?
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Yeah. What about her?
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That's okay.
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I have one of those, too.
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I'm playing golf
with her dad after.
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I'm down to a 17 handicap.
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Mm! I've known
about your handicap for years.
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I never knew it had a number.
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And-and you?
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Oh, my mother and I
are visiting a friend
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who's been going
through a tough time.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
What's going on?
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Well, the truth is,
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she embezzled several million
dollars, and she's in jail.
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Wow.
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You know, I've never known
anyone who's been to jail.
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Yeah, you do.
You live with him.
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Roscoe, we'll meet you
in the car!
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It's actually
a very funny story.
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- Oh, we'll talk at home.
- Yeah.
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You gambled away all her money?
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Not all of it.
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I used some of it to buy
the NFL package on satellite TV.
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Christy, she was counting
on that money
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to live on when she gets out.
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I know!
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That's why I've been saving,
a little each month,
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so she has it
when her sentence is up.
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How much have you saved so far?
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Back off!
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So...
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how's Regina been doing in jail?
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She had a rough go of it
for the first few months,
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then she seemed
to find her way.
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She got a wife?
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It's prison,
not a prison movie.
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I think
she might be banging a guard.
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She still sober?
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Oh, yeah.
Even runs her own meeting.
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I've been to it.
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We get it, you visit.
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I took the bus.
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And you have cancer.
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Next time you see a rest stop,
we need to pull over.
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There goes that tiny bladder.
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They have vending machines
where you did time?
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Mm. We had a
woman named Mike.
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She got you anything you wanted,
but you had to let her do stuff
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that made her feel
like her name was Mike.
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I'll never forget
my first night.
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I was scared to death.
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How long before you settled in?
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Never did.
Stayed scared the whole time.
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Did you gang up?
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Didn't have to.
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My first day, I walked up
to the biggest bull in the yard
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and beat the crap out of her
with my shoe.
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Really?
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Mm.
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Wow.
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Snickers?
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Nobody likes a drum solo.
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Sorry. I'm just...
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...really nervous.
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I did something horrible.
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So did most
of the people in this room.
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Do you think she's gonna ask
about the money?
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I would.
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Regina's just going to be happy
to see her friends.
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And you.
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There they are!
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- Oh, hey, you.
- Hey!
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Oh, look who I brought.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
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- Regina.
- Bonnie.
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Ooh. Sorry I was late,
but I got big news.
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So does Christy.
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What's your news?
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I just found out
I made early parole.
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- I'm getting out in two weeks!
- Ooh!
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- Wow.
- Man!
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Your news just got
more compelling.
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You think I could stay with you
until I find a place?
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It won't be long.
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I have some
money set aside.
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You can stay with me
as long as you need.
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Oh, thank you.
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Christy, you okay?
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You look a little
whiter than usual.
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I'm fine.
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I'm just so... happy for you.
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Oh.
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Thank you, baby.
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I've been talking to my lawyer,
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and she thinks
that in a few years,
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I can get my CPA license back.
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Till then, I can
live off that money,
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focus on getting
my son back,
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maybe find work
as a bookkeeper...
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You have no money!
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What?!
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I'm sorry.
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I am so sorry.
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What did you do?
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Take off your shoe.
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I... lost it all gambling.
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Christy, you didn't!
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So it's all gone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know what?
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What?
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Hallelujah.
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Halle-what?
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Oh, baby, that was dirty money
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which the Lord deemed
fit to take away.
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I thought
it was the Green Bay Packers
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minus three that took it away.
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No, it was Jesus.
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Here I was, planning on
spending that stolen money,
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continuing to live in sin.
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And now that temptation
has been removed,
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because once again,
God has done for me
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what I could not
do for myself.
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I'm sorry,
is this some sort of a skit?
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Hang on, Mom.
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If Regina found the Lord,
we should be happy for her.
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Way to go.
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Let's all hold
hands and pray.
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Lord God, I want to thank you
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for my freedom, my friends,
my sobriety and my life.
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Also,
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thank you for using Christy
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to liberate me
from that evil money.
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Hear that?
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I'm an instrument
of the Lord.
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Amen.
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I thought I hit bottom
when I got sent to prison,
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but turns out,
I wasn't even close.
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After those cold
steel gates
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slammed shut behind me,
I was so lonely and hopeless,
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I decided I might as well
start drinking again.
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I felt like that at rehab
when they took away my iPad.
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Now...
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for those of you
who haven't been to prison,
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you pretty much have two choices
when it comes to getting loaded:
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Toilet wine--
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a lovely mixture
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of moldy bread, rotted fruit,
and ketchup.
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Ketchup makes
it a rosé.
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And, of course, heroin,
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smuggled via somebody's
boyfriend's poop chute.
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In either case,
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you really gotta want it.
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And I did.
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But for some reason,
before I picked up,
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I did something I hadn't done
since I was a little girl--
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I got down on my knees
and asked God for help.
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Didn't expect
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an immediate response.
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In fact, didn't expect anything.
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But then, bam!
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My cell...
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♪ Was bathed in holy light ♪
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And I could feel His presence.
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The Spirit of the Lord
filled me up!
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What do you think
happened next?
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I was saved.
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Oh.
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What need did I have
of drugs and alcohol
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when I had the power of God
rushin', ripplin',
267
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roarin' through my veins!
268
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Testify!
269
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I now had the sweet joy
and the serenity
270
00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:27,336
I'd been searching for every day
of my life.
271
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:30,640
I pray all the time
and that never happens to me.
272
00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:35,211
That's because
you're not crazy.
273
00:11:35,213 --> 00:11:36,579
I finally understood
274
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that my purpose on this earth
was to serve God
275
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and spread His Word.
276
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And I have the power
277
00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:45,221
to do that because He...
278
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is within me.
279
00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:50,393
He's within all of us.
280
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Even the worst of us.
281
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,872
Why's everybody looking at me?
282
00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,110
Can I just say one thing
283
00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:10,546
about that Sermon on the Mount
we had to sit through?
284
00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:15,084
I've never known you to stop
at one thing, but okay.
285
00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:17,954
I didn't much like the Regina
that went into jail,
286
00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:20,556
but I can't stand
the one that came out.
287
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,725
Really? I like her.
288
00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:23,993
Of course you like her.
She forgave you
289
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for blowing all her money.
290
00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:27,396
Okay, well...
291
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,732
yeah, that's part of it.
292
00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:34,770
But it also seems
like she's so happy now.
293
00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:36,005
Yeah. She just got out.
294
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,907
Wait till the reality of life
hits her,
295
00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:40,243
and then watch that holy light
of God fade out
296
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,345
like Tinker Bell
when the kids don't clap.
297
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,715
You'll never believe
what just happened.
298
00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:48,150
I couldn't find a
parking space anywhere.
299
00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:49,952
Regina says this little prayer,
300
00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:53,289
next thing you know,
an SUV pulls out right in front
301
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,725
of the restaurant
with time on the meter.
302
00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:57,960
Ask and ye shall receive.
303
00:12:57,962 --> 00:13:00,897
Hang on. So there's disease
and there's war
304
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:02,565
and there's hunger,
but Jesus has time
305
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:05,268
to find you
a parking space?
306
00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,571
With time on the meter.
Thank you, Jesus.
307
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,040
And that's not all.
308
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:13,910
After the meeting, a woman
came up to me and gave me a job
309
00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,945
doing bookkeeping,
which is what I prayed for.
310
00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:19,081
Thanks again.
311
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,017
Good grief. You're like
a Puerto Rican shortstop
312
00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:22,885
who just hit a double.
313
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:26,188
Why is it so hard for you
to believe
314
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,090
God wants good things for us?
315
00:13:28,092 --> 00:13:29,158
I'll tell you why.
316
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,727
Because He just took away
the man I love.
317
00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:32,728
Oh, yeah.
318
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,263
Marjorie told me.
319
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,033
I'm so sorry.
320
00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:40,236
But the good news is,
he's in a better place.
321
00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:43,472
He was in bed with me
when he went-- top that.
322
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,809
Bonnie, I understand
you're in pain,
323
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:49,278
but you have to know
God has a plan.
324
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,781
He took that man for a reason.
All right,
325
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,349
that's it-- I'm out of here.
326
00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:56,285
Oh, Mom, come on.
We're all friends here.
327
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:58,621
- Help us celebrate Regina being home.
- Sorry,
328
00:13:58,623 --> 00:14:01,791
but if I stay, I'm gonna
break a commandment.
329
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,993
One of the big ones.
330
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:10,499
You and I are
still square, right?
331
00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,338
See you later.
332
00:14:16,808 --> 00:14:19,108
What are you
all dressed up for?
333
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,676
Um...
334
00:14:20,678 --> 00:14:23,479
Regina invited me
to go to church with her.
335
00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,514
- And you're going?
- Why not?
336
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,717
I've always been curious
about the...
337
00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:30,619
United Westside African
Methodist Episcopal
338
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,556
Holy Tabernacle Church of God.
339
00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:35,658
Seriously?
340
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:39,061
I think a couple of them merged.
341
00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:41,564
I can't believe
you're buying into this.
342
00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,466
What is your problem with God?
343
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:44,867
I don't have
a problem with God.
344
00:14:44,869 --> 00:14:47,169
I happen to be
a very spiritual person.
345
00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:49,905
My problem is with an ex-con
looking me in the eye
346
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:51,273
and telling me I lost Alvin
347
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,676
because God
has some freakin' plan.
348
00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,478
Well...
349
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,380
maybe he does.
350
00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,015
Oh, sure.
Your father's in Heaven
351
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:02,451
hammering out the dents
in God's Toyota Tundra.
352
00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:04,854
Okay, I know you're joking,
353
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:07,356
but I find that very comforting.
354
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,025
You would. Go to church.
355
00:15:09,027 --> 00:15:12,328
Okay, but just
so we're clear,
356
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,864
I am only going
to support a friend.
357
00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:17,400
I'm not looking
to turn into some kind of...
358
00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:19,168
born-again holy roller.
359
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,037
Well, I find that
very comforting.
360
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:23,406
Good. See you later.
361
00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:24,774
♪ Glory, glory, glory ♪
362
00:15:24,776 --> 00:15:27,243
♪ Hallelujah ♪
363
00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:30,146
♪ We have made it
through the night ♪
364
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:32,882
♪ Glory, glory... ♪
365
00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:34,417
Here we go.
366
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:37,286
Oh, thank you.
367
00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,721
So, what's up?
368
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,256
Oh, nothing's up.
369
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:43,659
Sometimes it's nice just to drop
by and say hi to a friend.
370
00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,694
No, it's not. What's up?
371
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,197
- Can I just have a sip of coffee?
- No,
372
00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,366
you got a tiny bladder.
What's up?
373
00:15:50,368 --> 00:15:52,168
Okay.
374
00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,904
First of all, I love Regina.
375
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,907
No one is happier than me
that she's out of jail
376
00:15:57,909 --> 00:15:59,975
- and she's sober.
- But?
377
00:15:59,977 --> 00:16:02,244
But if I have to live with her
one more day,
378
00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:04,447
I just might rip her throat out.
379
00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,849
There it is.
You need an alibi.
380
00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:09,952
No. I need her to stay with you
for a while.
381
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:11,887
So I'll need an alibi.
382
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,623
I'm begging, Bonnie.
She's driving me crazy.
383
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,591
Oh, is she now?
384
00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:18,661
It never stops.
Day in, day out,
385
00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,963
“Jesus loves me,”
“Jesus forgives me.”
386
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:23,566
It's more exhausting
than the chemo.
387
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:27,136
Well, I am sorry, but there's no
way in hell she's staying here.
388
00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:29,271
What am I supposed to do?
389
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:32,608
I don't know.
Ask God to take her away.
390
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,777
I did. It's not working.
391
00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:38,080
Hey, Marjorie!
392
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,181
What's with the tambourine?
393
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,016
I'm in the junior choir!
394
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:42,952
Watch this.
395
00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:44,820
♪ Glory, glory ♪
396
00:16:44,822 --> 00:16:47,690
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
397
00:16:47,692 --> 00:16:52,361
It sounds a lot better
when there's more people.
398
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:53,996
You'll never guess
what happened after church.
399
00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:55,798
Christy and I
went out for coffee
400
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,099
and ran into Jill here,
401
00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:00,002
who asked me to live with her
in her big, beautiful mansion.
402
00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:01,504
I...
403
00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:02,638
hope you don't mind, Marjorie,
404
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,707
but I could really use
the company.
405
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:07,343
And the spiritual guidance.
406
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:09,645
Well, I'll miss her...
407
00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:13,015
but if that's
what God wants.
408
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,855
Wait a minute...
409
00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:21,891
Wait a minute.
410
00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:25,728
Wait... a minute.
411
00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:30,666
You got paroled
three years early,
412
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,801
you've been out two days,
during which time
413
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,404
you got a good job
and you're living rent-free
414
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,506
in a house
with a tennis court?
415
00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:40,976
Two courts. Grass and clay.
416
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,747
And Jill's gonna let me
drive her old Range Rover.
417
00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:46,248
It's a 2013.
418
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,884
The GPS is all weird.
419
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:52,221
Ask the Lord,
and He will provide.
420
00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:55,324
Well, Mom, what do you think?
421
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:59,662
♪ Leaning, leaning ♪
422
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:03,999
♪ Leaning on
the everlasting arms... ♪
423
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,436
When can I start
asking for stuff?
424
00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:08,971
Soon as you want to.
425
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:11,640
♪ ...on the Lord ♪
426
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,944
♪ Leaning, leaning... ♪
427
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,746
Morning, Bonnie.
428
00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:32,874
Mornin'.
429
00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:33,883
Sleep well?
430
00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:35,417
Not really.
431
00:18:35,419 --> 00:18:37,453
What are you doing here?
432
00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:38,721
Heard you were looking for me.
433
00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:41,791
As a matter of fact, I am.
434
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,058
Please.
435
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:47,296
Let me just...
get a cup of coffee.
436
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:52,701
Mind topping me off?
437
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:57,273
Sure.
438
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:06,115
So what's up?
439
00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:15,024
I want to know
why you took Alvin.
440
00:19:15,026 --> 00:19:17,159
It was his time.
441
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:19,295
What does that mean?
442
00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,629
He needed to repair things
443
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,098
with you and his daughter,
and he did.
444
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,134
Then he could go.
445
00:19:25,136 --> 00:19:27,002
What about me?
446
00:19:27,004 --> 00:19:29,738
You still have work to do
with Christy.
447
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,708
And Roscoe and Violet and...
448
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:37,213
Oop, almost gave something away.
449
00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:47,139
When does it stop hurting?
450
00:19:48,477 --> 00:19:49,777
When you wake up.
451
00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:10,259
See you soon, Addic7ed.
452
00:20:10,261 --> 00:20:14,375
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