1
00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,095
- Morning.
- Good morning.

2
00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,722
Who's ready for some first
day of law school breakfast?

3
00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:09,291
You got up early to cook for me?

4
00:00:09,316 --> 00:00:10,125
If it pleases the court,

5
00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:12,775
I'd like to introduce these
pancakes into evidence.

6
00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,650
And I will happily tamper with it.

7
00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,242
(laughs)

8
00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,252
I also packed you some snacks.

9
00:00:19,277 --> 00:00:21,478
A healthy one and one
you'll actually eat.

10
00:00:21,937 --> 00:00:25,384
Aw, you would've made
someone a great mom.

11
00:00:26,942 --> 00:00:28,676
I'm gonna let that slide

12
00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:30,666
because I can't belie
this day is finally...

13
00:00:30,695 --> 00:00:32,226
I know! I'm so proud of me.

14
00:00:32,681 --> 00:00:34,992
Oh, yeah, boy, that's
what I was about to say.

15
00:00:35,017 --> 00:00:36,217
I wrote something.

16
00:00:36,676 --> 00:00:38,515
"Christy, 40 years ago... "

17
00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:41,461
It's just that normally
I am not a big fan of me,

18
00:00:41,656 --> 00:00:44,525
but today I woke up and I was
like, "I am a freakin' miracle."

19
00:00:45,468 --> 00:00:49,148
Hey, look it, "miracle" is the
exact word I use in my thing.

20
00:00:49,274 --> 00:00:51,275
"Christy, 40 years ago... "

21
00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,868
When I got sober, I said,

22
00:00:52,954 --> 00:00:55,222
"I am gonna go to law
school," and here I am,

23
00:00:55,247 --> 00:00:57,113
actually going to law school.

24
00:00:57,138 --> 00:00:59,740
When I was drinking, I'd say,
"Oh, I want to get a Slurpee,"

25
00:00:59,765 --> 00:01:01,151
and I couldn't make it happen.

26
00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,779
Well, my thing touches on your
bad days in a more elegant way,

27
00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,271
but your example's good, too.

28
00:01:07,296 --> 00:01:08,562
I mean, isn't it crazy?

29
00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,467
I used to run from the law
and now I'm running towards it.

30
00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,390
Wow, that's good, I
wish I'd thought of that.

31
00:01:15,624 --> 00:01:17,224
"Christy, 40 years ago... "

32
00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:19,684
The best part is, no
one in any of my classes

33
00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:21,176
will know what I used to be like.

34
00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:23,931
They will just see a
super smart future lawyer

35
00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:26,300
because I've changed and
I'm also wearing a blazer.

36
00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,669
Yeah. You do look smart.

37
00:01:28,737 --> 00:01:30,234
Oh, I got to go.

38
00:01:30,259 --> 00:01:31,426
You got this, baby.

39
00:01:31,673 --> 00:01:33,945
For the first time in my
life, I really think I do.

40
00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:38,045
Damn it.

41
00:01:39,062 --> 00:01:40,906
Looks like I got a couple
minutes. Tell me your thing.

42
00:01:40,931 --> 00:01:42,156
Oh.

43
00:01:42,789 --> 00:01:45,968
"Christy, 40 years ago,
when I spread my legs

44
00:01:45,993 --> 00:01:47,609
and launched you into the world... "

45
00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:14,273
So, I met this really
cute dermatologist,

46
00:02:14,298 --> 00:02:16,462
When I was at the dermatologist,

47
00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,280
and you'll never guess what happened.

48
00:02:18,632 --> 00:02:21,157
- He asked you out.
- He asked me out.

49
00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,252
Now y'all get ready to be
proud of me 'cause I told him,

50
00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:27,646
"I'm four months' sober and I
can't date till I have a year."

51
00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:30,459
Then later he texted me and said,

52
00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:35,251
"233 days to go." The
day after that, "232."

53
00:02:35,276 --> 00:02:36,622
And the day after that,

54
00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,893
- "231."
- Wrap it up.

55
00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,361
Anyway, looks like I'm
gonna marry a dermatologist,

56
00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,315
go which is as good
as marrying a vampire.

57
00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,502
You never get old. Thanks.

58
00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:51,870
- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- GROUP: Hi, Bonnie.

59
00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:54,620
We my wedding this weekend.

60
00:02:55,018 --> 00:02:56,452
At first I thought it
was gonna be torture,

61
00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,743
and then it hit me...

62
00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:01,180
This is a day all about me,
planned by me, starring me.

63
00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,299
Isn't that every day?

64
00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,151
Maybe I always hated
weddings because, deep down,

65
00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,487
I was afraid no one would
ever... love me enough

66
00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,888
to want to marry me.

67
00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,482
Now I feel bad.

68
00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,959
But sobriety changed me into someone

69
00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,394
who's totally marry-able.

70
00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:18,514
My only regret is waiting
till I was 49 to do it.

71
00:03:18,911 --> 00:03:21,913
(mouthing)

72
00:03:23,332 --> 00:03:24,966
WENDY: Would anyone else like to go?

73
00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:28,183
I would. Christy, alcoholic.

74
00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,811
GROUP: Hi, Christy.

75
00:03:30,256 --> 00:03:32,945
So, today was my first
day of law school.

76
00:03:33,977 --> 00:03:38,102
Which is, uh, kind of the
culmination of a lifelong dream.

77
00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,110
And guess what.

78
00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,321
It was terrifying.

79
00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:46,555
Like "running out of
booze in Utah" terrifying.

80
00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,128
Before we begin this morning,

81
00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,697
I would like you all
to look to your left,

82
00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,031
look to your right.

83
00:03:54,389 --> 00:03:55,768
By the end of the year,

84
00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,342
one of you will not be here.

85
00:04:02,428 --> 00:04:04,810
Wait-wait, what's happening here?

86
00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:09,047
I knew law school was gonna be intense.

87
00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,784
I just kind of thought
we would ease into it.

88
00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:13,411
You know, go around the room

89
00:04:13,444 --> 00:04:15,678
and talk about why
we want to be lawyers.

90
00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,491
No, it was, "Tell me the
relevance of this case,"

91
00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:23,028
and "Analyze the implications
of that decision."

92
00:04:24,178 --> 00:04:25,431
And it's totally unfair

93
00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,460
that the other kids don't
have to juggle homework,

94
00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,515
a full-time job, AA,

95
00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:32,147
Gamblers Anonymous,
and a mom who watches

96
00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,423
Property Brothers and
then has to talk about it.

97
00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:38,510
And, yeah,
I called myself a kid.

98
00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:42,017
If she gets to be 49,
then I get to be a kid.

99
00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,370
Adam, we got to go. Why
are you drinking a beer?

100
00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:50,956
Because beer is awesome?

101
00:04:51,589 --> 00:04:53,276
You have no idea where we're going.

102
00:04:53,301 --> 00:04:56,837
I do so. We're going to the, um...

103
00:04:56,862 --> 00:05:00,163
- The Lakeside Terrace...
- Lakeside Terrace! Right. See, I know.

104
00:05:00,188 --> 00:05:03,466
Because... ? Because of
the reason we agreed on.

105
00:05:03,784 --> 00:05:06,403
Come on, I told you all this stuff.

106
00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:08,501
- It's a possible wedding venue...
- Venue! Venue, yeah.

107
00:05:08,526 --> 00:05:09,868
Oh, my God.

108
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,841
I know. You never remember
anything I tell you,

109
00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,487
and yet you can recall
every friggin' detail

110
00:05:13,512 --> 00:05:15,651
about a basketball game
you saw four years ago.

111
00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:18,768
When the Warriors won
their first championship

112
00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:22,196
and they beat the Cavaliers
in six, it was epic.

113
00:05:23,799 --> 00:05:25,753
Two games went to OT.

114
00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:27,524
Yeah, I get it.

115
00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:28,924
You only remember
what's important to you.

116
00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,382
Classic case of Manzheimer's.

117
00:05:30,823 --> 00:05:33,530
Look, getting married
is important to me,

118
00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:35,917
but, you know, where we do it...

119
00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:40,315
what we're wearing, the
color of the pigeons, isn't.

120
00:05:41,057 --> 00:05:42,572
Pigeons?

121
00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,442
All I know is that it's gonna be

122
00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,532
the best day of my life no matter what.

123
00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:51,648
I hate it when you say nice
things when I'm mad at you.

124
00:05:51,716 --> 00:05:54,451
Look, let's save ourselves
a million arguments.

125
00:05:54,518 --> 00:05:56,430
You plan the wedding, and I'll show up.

126
00:05:57,655 --> 00:05:58,610
Really?

127
00:05:58,635 --> 00:06:00,715
Absolutely. Do whatever makes you happy.

128
00:06:00,825 --> 00:06:02,525
Mm-hmm. You swear you won't complain

129
00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,451
- about the things I choose?
- I swear.

130
00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:07,258
- What if I want a mariachi band?
- I say olé.

131
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,999
What about a chocolate fountain?

132
00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:10,467
I'll shove my whole head in it.

133
00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:13,169
I want our officiant to be a mime.

134
00:06:13,237 --> 00:06:16,564
- Bluffing. You're afraid of mimes.
- (scoffs) I am not.

135
00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:19,523
Very funny. That's enough

136
00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:21,198
Stop it. Seriously, stop it.

137
00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:27,384
Thank you. Happy anniversary.

138
00:06:28,925 --> 00:06:30,978
Cheap old bastards.

139
00:06:34,225 --> 00:06:35,792
Christy, where are you going?

140
00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:37,761
My last table just
left. I'm out of here.

141
00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:39,306
No, no, no, no. Cindy
just went home sick.

142
00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:41,208
I need you to cover her tables
for the rest of the night.

143
00:06:41,232 --> 00:06:43,933
What? No, no, no, I-I
can't. It's my first week...

144
00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:46,660
First week of law school,
I know. We all know.

145
00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:48,781
I haven't talked about it that much.

146
00:06:48,806 --> 00:06:50,040
Max, what's new with Christy?

147
00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:53,001
Law school, look left,
look right, very scary.

148
00:06:53,618 --> 00:06:55,111
Well, it was scary.

149
00:06:55,179 --> 00:06:56,679
And so is the mountain of reading

150
00:06:56,747 --> 00:06:58,348
I have to do tonight. See you tomorrow.

151
00:06:58,373 --> 00:06:59,973
Christy! (clears throat)

152
00:06:59,998 --> 00:07:01,398
Christy...

153
00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:03,553
I do not have the emotional capacity

154
00:07:03,621 --> 00:07:04,865
to deal with you right now.

155
00:07:04,889 --> 00:07:06,923
My marriage is crumbling
right in front of me.

156
00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:09,692
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't know.

157
00:07:09,717 --> 00:07:11,495
Because I don't blab to everyone
about the flight attendant

158
00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,772
my husband met on the
way back from Cincinnati.

159
00:07:13,797 --> 00:07:15,098
Okay, but I really...

160
00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,900
You are staying. Go check on table six.

161
00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,668
I'll be in my office doing crunches,

162
00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:21,438
preparing for my new life
as a single 40-year-old man.

163
00:07:21,505 --> 00:07:23,561
That's 85 in gay years!

164
00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,662
Hey.

165
00:07:27,752 --> 00:07:29,787
You asked me.

166
00:07:31,506 --> 00:07:32,482
Hi.

167
00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,317
I'm Christy. I will be your server

168
00:07:34,342 --> 00:07:35,509
for the rest of the evening.

169
00:07:35,619 --> 00:07:37,830
I know I look stressed and unhappy,

170
00:07:37,855 --> 00:07:40,023
but don't let that diminish
your dining experience.

171
00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,961
(grunts) Damn it!

172
00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,537
Huh?

173
00:07:46,562 --> 00:07:48,597
How could you?

174
00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:51,668
Bonnie, wake up. You're dreaming.

175
00:07:54,338 --> 00:07:57,240
- You son of a bitch.
- What?

176
00:07:57,265 --> 00:07:58,865
You cheated on me.

177
00:07:58,976 --> 00:08:00,977
You were dreaming.

178
00:08:01,302 --> 00:08:02,769
Who with?

179
00:08:03,811 --> 00:08:05,281
As if you don't know.

180
00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:06,282
I-I really don't.

181
00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,251
Louise from Trader Joe's.

182
00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,386
And when I caught you, you just shrugged

183
00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:11,921
and said, "What's the big deal?"

184
00:08:11,989 --> 00:08:14,491
You can't blame me for something I did

185
00:08:14,558 --> 00:08:16,726
- in your dream.
- Watch me.

186
00:08:16,809 --> 00:08:18,689
Going at it like a couple
of middle-aged bunnies

187
00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:21,238
right there on top of
the prewashed lettuce.

188
00:08:26,003 --> 00:08:27,971
- Hey.
- Hey.

189
00:08:28,038 --> 00:08:29,305
What are you doing up?

190
00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:31,975
- Adam's cheating on me.
- What?

191
00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:34,629
It was in a dream, but that
doesn't make it any less real.

192
00:08:36,394 --> 00:08:38,629
- Why are you home so late?
- (sighs)

193
00:08:38,654 --> 00:08:40,784
I had to cover for another waitress.

194
00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:44,205
I got rid of all of her
tables by 10:00 except for one.

195
00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,723
They had their coffee, I'm
about to drop the check,

196
00:08:46,949 --> 00:08:49,792
and this douche gets down on one knee

197
00:08:49,817 --> 00:08:52,085
and proposes to his stupid girlfriend.

198
00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,597
I had to take pictures,

199
00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:56,923
and she had to cry and call
everyone she's ever met.

200
00:08:56,948 --> 00:08:58,348
It was disgusting.

201
00:08:58,637 --> 00:09:01,275
Well, she may be happy now,
but as soon as that ring

202
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,435
goes on the finger, that's
when they start cheating.

203
00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,642
In your dream.

204
00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:07,749
Hey, we had to hear about
your dream for five years.

205
00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:09,779
How about we talk about
mine for five minutes?

206
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,441
I don't have time for
this. I got to study.

207
00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:16,019
- Oh, God.
- What?

208
00:09:16,395 --> 00:09:18,888
My backpack. I don't have my backpack.

209
00:09:18,956 --> 00:09:21,357
- Did you leave it in the car?
- No. It's at the restaurant.

210
00:09:21,382 --> 00:09:23,669
- All my books are in there.
- So go back and get it.

211
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,571
It's closed. I don't have a key.

212
00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:29,632
- (sighs) Fine, I'll get dressed.
- What are you gonna do?

213
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,060
I'm gonna break into the restaurant

214
00:09:31,101 --> 00:09:32,535
with a couple of bobby pins.

215
00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:36,191
"Keys." (scoffs) What happened to you?

216
00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:42,545
What are you doing?

217
00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,905
I'm trying to avoid
the security cameras.

218
00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:46,282
They disconnected those

219
00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:48,885
after the owner's wife saw
him having sex with a waitress

220
00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:50,395
up against that Dumpster.

221
00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:52,324
Was it you?

222
00:09:52,947 --> 00:09:55,145
We are not here to talk about the past.

223
00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:58,262
Now, can you just move
it along, Hamburglar?

224
00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:03,800
Okay, Baldwin mortise lock
with a 2 3/4-inch cylinder.

225
00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:06,436
Huh. Might as well
just tape the door shut.

226
00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,838
Hurry, I've got class at 8:00 a.m.

227
00:10:08,863 --> 00:10:10,764
Relax. I got this.

228
00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:15,854
There... it... is.

229
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,012
Voilà.

230
00:10:21,785 --> 00:10:24,954
Well, Baldwin's really
stepped up their game.

231
00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:26,633
Are you kidding? You
said you could do this.

232
00:10:26,657 --> 00:10:29,168
Yeah, and you said we weren't
here to talk about the past.

233
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,174
Fine, just help me
get up to that window.

234
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,596
It's called a transom.

235
00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:35,242
If you watched the
Property Brothers with me,

236
00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:36,733
- you'd know that.
- (sighs)

237
00:10:37,215 --> 00:10:39,402
I don't care what it's called.
Just push me through it.

238
00:10:39,427 --> 00:10:40,684
Push you through what?

239
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,605
The transom.

240
00:10:46,851 --> 00:10:48,451
(grunts)

241
00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,947
Are those new shoes?
They're really cute.

242
00:10:50,972 --> 00:10:52,676
Focus!

243
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:55,918
(grunts)

244
00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:57,387
(alarm blaring)

245
00:10:58,496 --> 00:11:01,465
Mom! Help me get down!

246
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,493
Did you run away?!

247
00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:05,353
Yeah, but I came back.

248
00:11:05,462 --> 00:11:06,863
That's progress.

249
00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:08,564
Yeah, points for you.

250
00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:10,520
Jump. I'll catch you.

251
00:11:14,223 --> 00:11:15,405
Ow.

252
00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:18,051
Nice going. You
completely missed my arms.

253
00:11:23,652 --> 00:11:25,695
Pierson v. Post.

254
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,588
What are the facts?

255
00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:44,457
Ms. Plunkett?

256
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,642
Oh.

257
00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:50,929
Pierson v. Post, you say?

258
00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,555
I did say.

259
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,399
I-I'm gonna be honest.

260
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,035
I didn't have time to read the case,

261
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,362
but I have a very good explanation.

262
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,124
- My backpack is locked up...
- I don't need explanations.

263
00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:06,069
I just need you to do the reading.

264
00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,874
I promise I will read it tonight.

265
00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:15,018
Read it now.

266
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,287
Now?

267
00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,757
We'll wait.

268
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,084
Okay.

269
00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:25,061
I need that.

270
00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:46,889
Ah. Pierson and Post
are people. (chuckles)

271
00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,374
It's very good.

272
00:12:51,474 --> 00:12:52,808
20 minutes.

273
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,392
They watched me read for 20 minutes.

274
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:58,364
You know how it's hard to pee
when people are watching you?

275
00:12:58,389 --> 00:12:59,596
It's even harder to read.

276
00:13:00,101 --> 00:13:02,436
Who watches you pee?

277
00:13:03,635 --> 00:13:04,889
Don't take it personal.

278
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,710
These professors are just
trying to weed out the weak ones.

279
00:13:07,735 --> 00:13:09,473
I was talking to my lawyer.

280
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,685
He used to be a Navy SEAL, and
he said law school was harder.

281
00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,583
Oh, God, what if I'm
one of the weak ones?

282
00:13:14,608 --> 00:13:16,046
Why were you talking to your lawyer?

283
00:13:16,114 --> 00:13:17,658
Hang on. I'm trying
to help your daughter.

284
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:18,826
No, no, no. Just-just real quick.

285
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:19,950
Is it for a prenup?

286
00:13:20,272 --> 00:13:22,119
Bonnie, come on. She's upset.

287
00:13:22,186 --> 00:13:23,913
- Don't worry about this. This...
- 'Cause I know lawyers, too.

288
00:13:23,938 --> 00:13:27,558
- Really? You want to do this now?
- Well, you seem to want to do it.

289
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,792
Great, let's set a meeting.

290
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,827
Let's do it. My guy's a real pit bull.

291
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,020
My guy was part of the
team that killed Bin Laden.

292
00:13:33,131 --> 00:13:35,265
Oh, yeah, well, my guy's
a recovering alcoholic,

293
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,700
and they're mean.

294
00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:38,952
(laughing): I know. I'm marrying one.

295
00:13:48,309 --> 00:13:50,386
Now you're gonna watch me read?

296
00:13:53,721 --> 00:13:56,086
So I've narrowed it
down to two centerpieces.

297
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:58,288
Do you like the calla
lilies or the sunflower?

298
00:13:58,356 --> 00:13:59,768
What the hell?!

299
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:01,892
What?

300
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,360
I'm trying to plan our wedding,

301
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,095
and you're making out with Louise again?

302
00:14:05,163 --> 00:14:06,763
Well, I'm trying to
make out with Louise,

303
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,276
and you keep planning our wedding.

304
00:14:10,368 --> 00:14:11,635
(moaning)

305
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,370
Fine. I'll choose the flowers myself.

306
00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:15,894
Me... I like a Gerber daisy.

307
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:20,144
- You're my Gerber daisy.
- Mmm. Aw.

308
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,681
I hate you.

309
00:14:27,885 --> 00:14:30,253
Every night this week, the same dream.

310
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:31,722
Except Wednesday, I dreamt

311
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,882
I was the night manager
of a gas station.

312
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:35,993
Could've been a premonition. We'll see.

313
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,128
Are you afraid Adam's
actually cheating on you?

314
00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:39,630
No, I trust him.

315
00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:42,366
Plus, I went to Trader Joe's and
did a little digging on Louise.

316
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,787
Turns out she's into the ladies.

317
00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:48,691
So you went to Trader Joe's
and basically stalked someone

318
00:14:48,716 --> 00:14:51,084
because she appeared in your dream.

319
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:52,576
Attagirl.

320
00:14:54,217 --> 00:14:57,714
Let's be clear. I was already
there for the wasabi peas.

321
00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,383
It's not like I made a special trip.

322
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,183
Ah, 'cause that would cross the line.

323
00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,521
I never have dreams.

324
00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:05,522
You don't dream?

325
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,707
Nope.

326
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:09,438
Every night is just an
eight-hour preview of death.

327
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,909
You know who else doesn't dream?

328
00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:18,502
Serial killers.

329
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,303
Why would you say that?

330
00:15:20,371 --> 00:15:21,638
I'm not saying she is one.

331
00:15:21,706 --> 00:15:23,481
I'm just sing she's not alone.

332
00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:27,487
Can we just get the check
and go to the meeting?

333
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,146
I thought you had class.

334
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:30,147
I'm not going.

335
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:31,915
You're skipping already?

336
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,308
I'm not skipping. I quit.

337
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,479
No, you can't quit.

338
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,817
I'm not cut out for law
school. It's just too hard.

339
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,061
They're trying to
weed out the weak ones,

340
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:46,293
and I'm saving them the trouble.

341
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,000
- Say something.
- Say something.

342
00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:54,037
Am I just listening,
or do you want feedback?

343
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:57,081
Just listening. I-I've made up my mind.

344
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,635
The only thing I've learned

345
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,324
from two weeks in law
school is that I'm clueless.

346
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:04,457
Though not as clueless as you.

347
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:06,985
How can you not see
you're having these dreams

348
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,854
about Adam cheating on
you because deep down

349
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:10,622
you want him to help
you with the wedding?

350
00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:13,600
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

351
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,661
Believe it or not, you
have actually grown,

352
00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:17,587
and you want a real partnership.

353
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:19,507
You don't want to be the narcissistic,

354
00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:21,942
steamrolling monster you've always been.

355
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,436
I'm pretty sure I do.

356
00:16:25,574 --> 00:16:26,905
MARJORIE: Christy,

357
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:29,682
you didn't think you could get your GED.

358
00:16:29,707 --> 00:16:31,651
You didn't think you
could get into college.

359
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:34,018
You didn't think you
could get into law school,

360
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,660
but you did all those things.

361
00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:39,350
We always look at the mountains
ahead of us, and we forget

362
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:42,379
the mountains behind us
were just as hard to climb.

363
00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:44,934
Whoa.

364
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,910
We got to start writing this stuff down.

365
00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:56,100
Hi. My name is Amanda,
and I guess I'm an alcoholic

366
00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:58,971
GROUP: Hi, Amanda.

367
00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:02,173
I've never been to a meeting before,

368
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,900
so I'm not really sure
what I'm supposed to say.

369
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,956
I don't know how I'm gonna get
through today without drinking.

370
00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:15,669
CHRISTY: Hi. My name is Christy,

371
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:17,794
and I think I'm an alcoholic.

372
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,289
GROUP: Hi, Christy.

373
00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,914
This is my first time at a meeting,

374
00:17:23,427 --> 00:17:25,278
and, uh...

375
00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:29,185
I came here because, um...

376
00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:34,893
I've done a lot of screwed
up things in my life,

377
00:17:34,961 --> 00:17:37,996
but, the one thing I said

378
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,943
I would never do is, uh...

379
00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:45,783
do ... drive drunk with
my kids in the car.

380
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,661
And then...

381
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:54,161
Um...

382
00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:04,474
And I-I thought that that would
be enough to get me to stop,

383
00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:06,793
but...

384
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,505
then I drank again the next day.

385
00:18:12,788 --> 00:18:14,889
Actually, that's not true.

386
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,781
I drank that night.

387
00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:19,037
(sighs)

388
00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:21,173
Um, and every morning since,

389
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,607
I-I wake up, and I say,

390
00:18:23,632 --> 00:18:25,716
"I am not gonna drink today,"

391
00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:29,081
no but I'm always drunk by 5:00.

392
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,537
Uh...

393
00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:35,149
No matter what I do, I can't stop.

394
00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:41,827
I'm here to... to try to get sober,

395
00:18:41,852 --> 00:18:44,721
but, it seems impossible.

396
00:18:45,755 --> 00:18:47,099
AMANDA: So,

397
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,835
I'm here today,

398
00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,271
and I guess that's something.

399
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,529
That's it.

400
00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:04,531
Hi. I'm Cynthia, and I'm an alcoholic.

401
00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:07,046
- GROUP: Hi, Cynthia.
- You were right.

402
00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:08,530
CYNTHIA: Last night I was out
to dinner with some friends...

403
00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:10,756
Law school isn't the
hardest thing I've ever done.

404
00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:13,692
CYNTHIA: For a split second, I
thought, "I want to try that."

405
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,328
Amazing how fast I can
forget that I'm an alcoholic.

406
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:18,905
So, instead, I sipped
my cranberry juice...

407
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:19,993
Where are you going?

408
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:24,438
I have class, and I've got to
find the kid I sold my books to.

409
00:19:26,693 --> 00:19:29,428
CYNTHIA: ... to remind me every
day that I can't have just one.

410
00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,419
I mean, maybe I could have one,

411
00:19:31,444 --> 00:19:33,945
but in no time, I
know I would be back...

412
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,671
Um, I'm Christy.

413
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,196
Let me give you my number.

414
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:40,290
... no longer be asked out
to dinner by friends. Crazy.

415
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:50,286
(groaning)

416
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,756
- Aah!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

417
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,760
Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about.

418
00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,152
Just go back to sleep.

419
00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:00,957
- You sure?
- Yeah.

420
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:06,435
- Wait.
- Aw. What?

421
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:10,373
- I want you to help plan the wedding.
- Really?

422
00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:12,684
Yeah, it shouldn't just be about me.

423
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,628
It should be about us, about
our life together, so...

424
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,848
I need you to be a part of it.

425
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,450
- Okay.
- Thank you.

426
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,821
I always thought it'd be kind of cool
to get married on a boat.

427
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:26,614
- That's not happening.
- Okay.

428
00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,724
And see? Isn't this better?

429
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,134
Mmm.

430
00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:34,063
- Oh, one more thing?
- (sighs)

431
00:20:34,707 --> 00:20:36,365
No more shopping at Trader Joe's.

432
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,100
Oh, fine, whatever.

433
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,060
Not that it matters, but you
know, the real Louise is gay.

434
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,862
(sighs)

435
00:20:43,236 --> 00:20:44,536
How do you know that?

436
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:48,044
Uh... it was in the newsletter.

437
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,719
Good night, baby.