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How many friends do you have?

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None better than you.

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It's not a trick question.

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I'm thinking about how many people

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we should invite to our wedding.

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We could invite everyone we know,

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which is about 150 people.

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Or people we actually
like, which is six.

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I'm good with six.

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On the other hand,

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if we're gonna do the whole shebang,

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shouldn't we shebang

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in front of a wildly cheering crowd?

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- Here's a thought.
- Mm.

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Why don't we find the
perfect place for our wedding

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and let that tell us how
many people to invite?

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God, you're so practical.

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What's wrong with me
that it turns me on?

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- Hey. - Hi. You want me to
make you some breakfast?

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Ugh. I have my contracts
class this morning.

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No solid food before that.

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Oh, is that the professor who
calls you Christy "Flunk-it"?

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(sighs) She thinks she's really clever,

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but I heard that in kindergarten.

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I was just trying to motivate you.

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You know, if we get the
guest list down to four,

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we could get married in my car.

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That's the most practical
thing I've ever heard.

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Take off your pants.

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So, um,

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the court held that
consequential damages could

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only be levied if both parties

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were aware of them when
the contract was made,

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and... Hadley

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didn't do that to Baxendale,

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so, you know...

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no bueno.

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Well, Flunk-it, that was a
fundamentally correct answer

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delivered with the
confidence of a cartoon mouse.

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(high-pitched): Thank you.

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Can someone else disappoint me

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with the particulars
of Sullivan v. O'Connor?

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Mr. Hart, you always make me sad.

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My hand is shaking
too bad to take notes.

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Can I borrow yours?

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I'm not taking notes.

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I'm writing, "Don't cry,
don't cry, don't cry."

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♪♪

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I understand a professor being tough,

50
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but this woman's just mean.

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How mean? Like, on a
scale of one to ten,

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one being Marjorie, ten being Bonnie?

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Let me put it this way.

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Imagine my mother, but educated.

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Ooh. (exclaims)

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After my last class, I sat
in my car and just cried.

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Then I looked at the car next to me

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and saw another guy
from class crying, too.

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He saw me, we laughed a little,

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then we went back to crying.

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I try to do my crying
right when I wake up,

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get it all out of my system.

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Until bedtime when I
cry myself to sleep.

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Wendy, is everything okay?

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Yeah. Never better. Why?

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You want my fruit?

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You can have my fruit.

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Sweetie, if you have
time to cry, you have time

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to go to a meeting.

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I'm sure there's one near your school.

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I did pass a church with a
bunch of jittery smokers outside.

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I'll check that out.

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Okay, ladies, forks
down. This is important.

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I found the perfect place for
me and Adam to get married.

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- Finally.
- Great. - Wonderful.

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Way to sell it.

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Anyway, it's this beautiful garden.

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There's a canopy of trees,
it's lousy with flowers,

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and... get this... there's
an actual babbling brook,

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babbling right through the joint.

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It was available for our date,

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and these other people
were sniffing around,

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so I booked it right on the spot.

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Take that,
bizarrely-handsome gay couple.

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- Sounds great.
- Pay attention. It's terrible.

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She really gives you
whiplash, doesn't she?

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I stupidly told Adam that
I cared about his opinion

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and wanted him to be
involved in all the plans

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and then I made the
most important decision

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behind his back. What should I do?

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This is the man you're gonna
marry. Be honest with him.

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Not what I'm looking for. Christy?

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- I vote truth.
- Nope.

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- I would also...
- Eh.

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- Truth is for chumps.
- I knew I should've started with you.

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In my experience, the best way

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to get what you want from a man

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is to make him think it's his idea.

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I've done it with houses,
I've done it with vacations,

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I've done it with me.

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I'm liking this. Go on.

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Take him to the place you
like first. That sets the bar.

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Then take him to a couple
of dumps and I guarantee you,

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he'll decide he likes the
one you already booked.

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Question is, Bonnie, are you comfortable

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being that manipulative?

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Or maybe the real question
is why do I waste my breath?

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I think you need the fruit.

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(sniffling)

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You okay?

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I had a really tough morning.

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Well, you're in the right place.

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I know. Thank you. (sniffles)

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I'm-I'm just having
such a hard time with...

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Oh, no.

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BONNIE: Mmm. I'm still
smelling the jasmine

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from that beautiful garden venue.

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But... get that out of your
mind, because here we are

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at the historic Marino
and Sons Barrelworks.

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- It's kind of cool.
- I agree, not good.

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Oh, I like the high ceilings.

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Yeah, but...

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it used to be a barrel factory.

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I'm marrying a woman who
used to be a coke fiend.

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Clearly, what something
used to be doesn't bother me.

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Fair enough.

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The brick walls are great.

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Yeah, until I scrape up against them

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and bleed all over my wedding dress.

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That's right, I'm wearing
white, and our first dance

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is to "Boogie Wonderland." Moving on.

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I tell you, Bonnie, this has good bones.

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We could hang some lights
across those exposed beams.

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(scoffs) Now we're
providing our own lighting?

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Why don't I also build
a robot to marry us?

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I mean, I wasn't totally
sold on the beautiful garden,

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but at least they have their own lights,

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and... I don't know...
flowers and babbling brook.

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I liked the garden.

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All right, so we're narrowed
down. It's the fairy tale garden

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or the serial killer's workspace.

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Well...

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I'm pretty seriously
leaning towards the garden.

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Well, if you feel that
strongly about it, Adam,

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I'll give it to you. Garden it is.

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Great. So should I
call them and book it?

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No, no. You chose, I'll
take care of the details.

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Thanks, honey.

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You're the best.

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ALL: ... cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can,

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and the wisdom to know
the difference. Amen.

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Uh, excuse me, Professor?

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I just wanted to say hello.

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Nice to know we're on the same path.

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And you are?

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Christy from your contracts class.

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- You call me "Flunk-it."
- Oh, sure.

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I thought you were taller.

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Um, if it makes you
uncomfortable to have a student

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in the meeting with you,
I can find another one.

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- No, don't worry about it.
- Are you sure?

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Yeah, I'm not coming back anyway.

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Okay.

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Wait.

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I know it isn't any of my
business, but can I ask why?

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Because I'm fine.

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I haven't had a drink
in over six months.

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I've been to a handful of meetings,

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and I'm always asking myself
why am I wasting my time

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listening to people
like you? No offense.

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Actually, that's one of the
nicer things you've said to me.

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Look, when I drink,
terrible things happen,

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so I get I can't drink
anymore. I'm good with that.

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What I'm not good with
is sitting in a circle,

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talking about feelings
and reciting a prayer

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that my mother had
crocheted on a kitchen towel.

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You're lucky. My mom
didn't have kitchen towels.

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For most of my childhood,
we didn't have a kitchen.

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(laughs)

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My mom's a drunk, too.

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That's too bad.

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Um, listen, I came here today

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because I thought it
would help, and it didn't.

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That happens to me sometimes.

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Then I go out for coffee after

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with my friends from the
program, and it gets better.

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I like that. We're going for coffee.

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- That'd be great, Professor Stevens.
- Call me Natalie.

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Going for coffee, calling her Natalie.

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(laughs)

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Not my coat.

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- Mom, are you here?
- Hello! How was your day?

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Amazing! How was yours?!

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- Amazing!
- Are we both in good moods?

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- Oh, my God, that never happens.
- It never happens.

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- What do we do?
- I think we're doing it.

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- You go first.
- No, you go first.

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Manipulation works, honesty jerks.

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Help me know what that means.

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I tricked Adam, and we're
getting married in the garden.

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- Awesome!
- And what's your good news?

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My professor's a drunk!

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Help me know what that means.

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I went to a meeting today, and
my horrible professor was there,

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we had coffee, and it turns
out she doesn't hate me,

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- she's just super broken.
- Oh, that's great, honey!

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Not for her, but, yeah!

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We talked for an hour, and now
I think we're kind of friends.

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- (whoops) Friends?
- Yeah.

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Oh, good. You guys
are here. I'm so happy!

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- Us, too!
- Where you been?

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- I bought the barrel factory!
- What?

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Help me know what that means.

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I'm gonna turn it into a bar.

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Are you out of your frickin' mind?!

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I think our good mood is over.

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00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:05,978
You're opening a bar?
That's so exciting.

218
00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:08,194
Is it, Christy? Is it?

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Let's talk later. I have ideas.

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Okay, I know this was
a little impulsive.

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Maybe it's my fault. We didn't
have a rule. So here it is.

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If either one of us
goes insane and wants

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to spend over $100,000,
we shoot the other a text.

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- You don't have any money.
- Okay, then, this rule is just for you.

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I don't know what to tell you, Bonnie.

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I fell in love with the place.

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You weren't supposed to love
it, you were supposed to hate it.

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What's that mean?

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Be right up.

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My daughter needs me.

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Why was I not supposed to fall
in love with my barrel factory?

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- Forget it, poor choice of words.
- I know when you're lying.

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- You do? I don't even know
when I'm lying. - Bonnie.

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Okay.

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Maybe...

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I already saw the beautiful garden

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with the babbling brook yesterday

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and got my heart set on
getting married there.

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Why didn't you just tell me that?

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Because stupid Jill...

241
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told me it would be better if
you thought it was your idea.

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(chuckling): Why?

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Because I had already
kind of booked the garden

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before you saw it.

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Wait a minute.

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You're getting mad at me for
making a decision without you

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when you've already made
a decision without me.

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Yeah, don't compare our decisions.

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Yours was momentous, mine was whimsical.

250
00:11:34,674 --> 00:11:36,168
Well, at least I didn't lie about it.

251
00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,910
That is a serious breach of trust.

252
00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:39,268
Oh, don't talk to me about trust.

253
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:40,893
You said you were
gonna go wash your car,

254
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:42,935
but instead you bought a bar.

255
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,377
You know, I was having a great
day till I came over here.

256
00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,490
- Well, so was I.
- Fine, I'm going home.

257
00:11:47,515 --> 00:11:51,277
Are you? Or are you really
going to buy an abandoned Petco

258
00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:53,322
and make it a discotheque?

259
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,857
The court held that the advertisement

260
00:11:58,893 --> 00:12:00,617
was a unilateral contract

261
00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:02,227
and that the defendant required notice

262
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:04,299
that the plaintiff had
purchased their product.

263
00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:06,658
Magnificently wrong.

264
00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:09,429
If I didn't have a mortgage,
I would quit teaching

265
00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:11,596
at this very moment.

266
00:12:12,156 --> 00:12:16,686
Ms. Plunkett, can you, again,
lead us down the right track?

267
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,190
I sure can.

268
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,308
The court found that
no notice was required

269
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,053
because it was a mass advertisement.

270
00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:27,780
Yes! Thank you. You are a beacon of hope

271
00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:30,971
in a room full of
budding ambulance chasers.

272
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,456
I'm available for
tutoring if you need it.

273
00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:38,674
All right,

274
00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:40,599
that is all the incompetence
I can stand for today.

275
00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:42,267
Class dismissed.

276
00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:45,738
- Ms. Plunkett, can I have a moment?
- Absolutely.

277
00:12:45,773 --> 00:12:48,240
And the rest of you...
If you are planning on

278
00:12:48,265 --> 00:12:51,567
being ignorant tomorrow,
just go to a movie.

279
00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:55,414
Excuse me, excuse me,
professor needs me.

280
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,146
Excuse me.

281
00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,853
Oh, great class today. White-hot.

282
00:13:02,177 --> 00:13:04,699
So my ex said that we were
gonna have dinner tonight,

283
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,277
and that made me feel
like there was hope,

284
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,466
but then he just texted
me that something came up,

285
00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:10,270
and I think it's someone and I
didn't even want to be with him,

286
00:13:10,295 --> 00:13:12,513
but I am afraid I'm
gonna be alone forever.

287
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,830
Yeah.

288
00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:19,395
I bet if we hustle,

289
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,833
we can make the 12:30 meeting.

290
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:23,044
Oh, I would rather just talk to you.

291
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,802
Let's go grab some coffee.

292
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,960
Okay, but I only have an hour.

293
00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:29,052
I have three cases to
read for this class.

294
00:13:29,077 --> 00:13:31,599
I just won't call on
you. Problem solved.

295
00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:33,239
But I should still
do the reading, right?

296
00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:34,730
I don't care.

297
00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,599
Is Adam inviting his stuntman friends

298
00:13:38,624 --> 00:13:41,286
- to the wedding?
- Oh, good question.

299
00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:43,731
I'll have a year sober at that point

300
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,872
and random sex will
be back on the table.

301
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,630
Not literally. Maybe.

302
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:52,829
I'm not even sure there's
gonna be a wedding.

303
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:55,763
Oh, come on, Bonnie, you're
not canceling the wedding

304
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,911
because Adam bought a bar.

305
00:13:57,936 --> 00:14:00,638
Can I cancel the wedding
because he's a dumb-ass?

306
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:03,018
You know, he never
would've found that place

307
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,599
if you didn't trick him
with that whole garden thing.

308
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:06,974
- That was Jill's fault.
- My fault?

309
00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:08,838
You never take a guy to an old factory.

310
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:10,663
Guys love old factories.

311
00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:12,352
MARJORIE: Christy's right.

312
00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:13,990
This did start with you, Bonnie,

313
00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:15,739
you've got to take some responsibility.

314
00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:18,972
- (chuckling)
- What?

315
00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:21,552
I was just trying to
picture you doing that.

316
00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:24,857
(phone rings)

317
00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:27,145
Oh, no, it's my professor.

318
00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:29,965
I thought you liked being teacher's pet.

319
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:33,380
I do. I don't like being
teacher's therapist.

320
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,538
She calls me constantly just to vent.

321
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:38,286
Oh, really? What must that be like?

322
00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:42,161
She is an arrogant, opinionated hot mess

323
00:14:42,186 --> 00:14:44,940
who gets along with
no one. You'd like her.

324
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,632
Can't you just tell
her to go to a meeting?

325
00:14:47,657 --> 00:14:48,974
That's what this one always does.

326
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:51,730
Or you could tell her
to "take responsibility."

327
00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:53,448
You know, the more childish you get,

328
00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:55,056
the more I know I got to you.

329
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:58,466
Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip,
bip, bip, bip. (gags)

330
00:15:01,064 --> 00:15:03,681
I keep telling her to go
to meetings. She won't go.

331
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,683
I feel like I'm the only
thing keeping her sober.

332
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,792
Ooh, red flag, red flag. May I?

333
00:15:08,839 --> 00:15:11,089
Please. I have to take my vitamins.

334
00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:15,487
No one person can keep
another person sober.

335
00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:17,163
You can carry the
message, but not the mess.

336
00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:19,564
I'm sorry, did she pick you?

337
00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:23,092
But, you guys, since
I've been helping her,

338
00:15:23,117 --> 00:15:24,475
she's been nice to me.

339
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,333
I haven't cried in my car all week.

340
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:28,342
So you're using each other.

341
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,741
Well, it is a contracts class.

342
00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:35,113
Christy, you can't be
this woman's sobriety,

343
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:37,355
and you certainly can't
help someone stay sober

344
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,147
to benefit yourself.

345
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,287
You would not be in the wrong right now

346
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:45,304
to go, "Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip."

347
00:15:49,405 --> 00:15:52,023
- Hey, Natalie.
- Hey.

348
00:15:52,048 --> 00:15:54,299
We are definitely going
for coffee after class.

349
00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:56,684
I think I had phone sex
with my ex last night.

350
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,686
- Actually...
- I mean,

351
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:01,712
he called me while I was in the
tub... what was I supposed to do?

352
00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:04,809
I was hoping to make
that meeting after class.

353
00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:08,155
Ugh, you and those meetings.
You're better than those people.

354
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,009
No, I'm not. I am those people.

355
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:15,300
- And I really need those meetings.
- Why? You seem totally together.

356
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,061
(scoffs)

357
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:20,352
Sorry, no one's ever
said that to me before.

358
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:23,163
Do you want to go to coffee or not?

359
00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:25,569
I think I don't.

360
00:16:27,179 --> 00:16:28,827
Great.

361
00:16:28,852 --> 00:16:32,003
I've come to rely on you,
and now you're bailing on me.

362
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:34,460
I'm not bailing, it's just...

363
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,327
I don't think I can be
who you want me to be.

364
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,145
I don't think any one person can.

365
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,846
No, of course. That's a job

366
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:44,205
for a bunch of losers
in a church basement.

367
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,929
We like to think of
ourselves as former losers.

368
00:16:48,393 --> 00:16:50,131
Anyway, I...

369
00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:52,464
I can't tell you what to do,

370
00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:55,506
but I can only tell
you what worked for me.

371
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,147
Meetings not only help me stay sober,

372
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,593
but... they also keep me sane.

373
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,749
I understand what you're saying.

374
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:06,504
- You do?
- Absolutely. (chuckles)

375
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,257
Take your seat.

376
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,877
- I hope we can still be...
- I said take your seat.

377
00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:18,054
And I hope, for your
sake, you did the reading.

378
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,705
Hey, Matt, there he is.

379
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:29,139
Are those new glasses?

380
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:33,327
Hey, uh, so, um, can I,
uh, borrow your notes?

381
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,070
So I'm thinking, if we put the bar here,

382
00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:43,146
we put the flat screens
there, there, there, there,

383
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,410
there, there, there.

384
00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:46,647
How about there?

385
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,472
Don't go crazy. (laughs)

386
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,417
Oh, hey.

387
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,600
Got a minute?

388
00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:58,389
- Excuse us.
- Sure.

389
00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,927
What's up?

390
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:06,343
I owe you an apology.

391
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,768
Yes, you made a massive decision

392
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,743
that will alter the course
of our lives forever,

393
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:15,185
but I had a little oopsie of my own.

394
00:18:16,468 --> 00:18:18,179
Which was?

395
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,468
Wow, you're gonna
rake me over the coals.

396
00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:25,416
Fine. I should've told you
I booked the garden venue

397
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:26,773
instead of tricking you.

398
00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:28,882
Thank you.

399
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,690
But in my defense,
if I didn't trick you,

400
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,457
you wouldn't have this amazing new bar

401
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,983
that I look forward to not drinking in.

402
00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:39,862
You'll be happy to hear I'm
naming it Bonnie's Place.

403
00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:42,671
- Really?
- No. (laughs)

404
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,138
You can't name a bar
after a fall-down drunk.

405
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:48,929
That's... that's bad luck.

406
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,810
Yeah, like that hasn't worked
out for every Irish bar ever,

407
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:53,975
but go on.

408
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,522
I should've talked to you before I,

409
00:18:58,232 --> 00:18:59,397
you know...

410
00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:02,213
blew through my life savings.

411
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:07,913
Well, that answers my
next question. (sighs)

412
00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:10,828
I know, it's crazy, but...

413
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,140
You got to understand...
I've been kind of lost

414
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:18,014
in the career department since...

415
00:19:19,055 --> 00:19:20,638
this happened,

416
00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:23,764
and the minute we came in here,

417
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,327
I could see a bar with
good food and happy people

418
00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:30,353
and me going from table to table

419
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,264
acting like I own the place...

420
00:19:34,354 --> 00:19:35,694
... 'cause I do.

421
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:40,037
But you know what the best part is?

422
00:19:41,828 --> 00:19:45,090
Coming home to you and saying,

423
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,374
"Hi, honey.

424
00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:50,442
I had the best day at work."

425
00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,694
All right, I'm in.

426
00:19:56,719 --> 00:19:59,636
But you at least have
to name a drink after me.

427
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,507
What would be in it?

428
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,225
Everything.

429
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:07,945
Done.

430
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:18,674
Hi, I'm Christy, and I'm an alcoholic.

431
00:20:18,699 --> 00:20:20,165
ALL: Hi, Christy.

432
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,033
I've been trying,
lately, to help someone

433
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:24,012
see the value of this program,

434
00:20:24,037 --> 00:20:26,847
but... they weren't interested
in what I had to say.

435
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:31,710
The good news is this person's
disapproval used to destroy me,

436
00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:33,355
but it doesn't anymore.

437
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:36,381
I haven't cried in my car in a week.

438
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,652
That's huge.

439
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:40,719
And it's because of you guys.

440
00:20:41,621 --> 00:20:43,355
(sighs) And maybe someday that person

441
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:45,178
will come walking through that door,

442
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,169
but it's not up to me.

443
00:20:47,194 --> 00:20:48,727
I've completely let it go.

444
00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:50,635
(door opens)

445
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,690
Aw.

446
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,400
I mean, hey!