1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:04,104 - Previously on Mom... - I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic. 2 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,720 - ALL: Hi, Bon... - Bonnie Plunkett?! 3 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:09,640 - You ruined my life! - (screams) 4 00:00:09,925 --> 00:00:11,542 You got me kicked out of that house. 5 00:00:11,627 --> 00:00:12,938 No, no, you got kicked out because 6 00:00:12,962 --> 00:00:14,428 you stole our foster father's wallet. 7 00:00:14,463 --> 00:00:16,482 No, you stole his wallet and planted it 8 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:18,950 - in my book bag. - Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,768 I went to the prison officials and explained 10 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,137 your attack on me was totally justified. 11 00:00:23,222 --> 00:00:25,105 - Do you still draw? - What? 12 00:00:25,141 --> 00:00:27,891 You used to draw all those crazy snakes everywhere. 13 00:00:27,977 --> 00:00:29,254 Remember I drew one on the neck of that 14 00:00:29,278 --> 00:00:31,007 crazy redheaded guy when he was asleep? 15 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:33,781 - What was his name? - I don't remember. Man, he was psycho. 16 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,150 - Good in bed, though. - Yeah, he was. 17 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:41,874 ♪♪ 18 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,124 Sorry I'm late. 19 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,360 I got everything on your list, so if the guards tell you 20 00:00:46,412 --> 00:00:48,462 there were no Skittles, then your conspiracy theory 21 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:50,655 becomes cold, hard fact. 22 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,216 Don't need 'em, don't care. 23 00:00:52,301 --> 00:00:53,550 I'm getting out of this place. 24 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,469 You're escaping? Are you using my plan? 25 00:00:55,504 --> 00:00:56,804 I swear, it'll work. 26 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,255 No, I got parole. 27 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,723 How? I mean, great! 28 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,226 Yeah. Yeah, fourth time's the charm. 29 00:01:02,311 --> 00:01:04,231 Turns out, you throw enough Bible quotes at them, 30 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:07,431 and who punched who during what riot just fades away. 31 00:01:07,516 --> 00:01:09,767 Well, hallelujah. 32 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,852 That's fantastic news. 33 00:01:11,937 --> 00:01:13,749 Yeah, and none of it would've happened without you. 34 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:16,356 - Me? - Yeah. Before you came back in my life, 35 00:01:16,442 --> 00:01:18,659 I had no idea people like us could change, 36 00:01:18,694 --> 00:01:20,494 but then I look at you and the life 37 00:01:20,529 --> 00:01:23,330 you've built for yourself, and it gives me hope. 38 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,281 You're my role model. 39 00:01:25,306 --> 00:01:27,418 Oh, damn it, why is Marjorie never around 40 00:01:27,503 --> 00:01:29,503 when I'm being praised? 41 00:01:30,783 --> 00:01:32,956 So, uh, what's the deal? When do you get out? 42 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:34,781 Next Wednesday, 4:00 a.m. 43 00:01:34,806 --> 00:01:36,927 The big gate opens, I get my pocketknife back, 44 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:38,812 and the shuttle takes me to the halfway house. 45 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:42,587 - 4:00 a.m.? - Yeah, they save a breakfast that way. 46 00:01:42,612 --> 00:01:44,144 Oh. 47 00:01:44,923 --> 00:01:47,751 Okay. Okay. 48 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,858 Okay. Crazy idea: 49 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,526 What if instead of the halfway house, 50 00:01:52,561 --> 00:01:55,159 I pick you up and you come live with me? 51 00:01:55,244 --> 00:01:56,340 Really? 52 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:58,115 H-How can I be a role model 53 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,951 if you're not around to see me work my magic? 54 00:02:01,617 --> 00:02:03,203 You better not be messing with me, 55 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,475 because I would totally love that. 56 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,583 This is a decision that should probably 57 00:02:07,646 --> 00:02:09,765 take some thought, but let's do it. 58 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:12,398 Man, I would hug you if there wasn't 59 00:02:12,484 --> 00:02:14,067 bulletproof glass between us. 60 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:17,296 - Oh, come on, what the hell? - Oh, no. 61 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:20,623 I-If you knew what's been rubbed on that glass, 62 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:21,991 - you might not want to... - Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:23,493 Yeah. Ugh. Yeah. 64 00:02:23,961 --> 00:02:25,656 - It's, uh, it's pretty moist. - Yeah. 65 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,521 ♪♪ 66 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,469 Listen, I have to be the first share 67 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:50,982 at the meeting tonight and then I'm splitting. 68 00:02:51,162 --> 00:02:52,912 We're allowed to leave if we get bored? 69 00:02:54,558 --> 00:02:56,641 You two mind if I go before you? 70 00:02:57,805 --> 00:02:59,756 I'm not leaving because I'm bored. 71 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,848 If I catch the first half of the AA meeting, 72 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,162 I can catch the second half of my Gamblers Anonymous meeting 73 00:03:04,186 --> 00:03:07,737 before I go home and read 300 sexy pages of property law. 74 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:10,056 May I remind you that any problem 75 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:12,153 can be an opportunity for growth. 76 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:15,145 May I remind you, most of your day is drinking tea 77 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:16,636 while sitting still. 78 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,650 I'm hungry. 79 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,535 You're eating. 80 00:03:24,098 --> 00:03:25,551 I'm tired. 81 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:28,059 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. 82 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,010 (whoops) 200 miles with the windows open, 83 00:03:30,045 --> 00:03:31,575 I still smell like jail. 84 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:32,919 That what that is? 85 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:34,243 I thought it was Wendy's soup. 86 00:03:34,486 --> 00:03:36,903 Oh, I thought it was your spray tan. 87 00:03:43,635 --> 00:03:45,001 MARJORIE: So... 88 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:47,237 - How is Tammy doing? - She's getting out. 89 00:03:47,642 --> 00:03:49,058 You're kidding; that's great. 90 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,230 Yeah, good for her. 91 00:03:50,265 --> 00:03:52,661 You know what's even better for her? Me. 92 00:03:53,239 --> 00:03:54,601 Challenge. 93 00:03:54,653 --> 00:03:56,402 Accepted. 94 00:03:56,438 --> 00:03:58,154 Turns out she looks up to me. 95 00:03:58,224 --> 00:03:59,856 She says she wouldn't even be getting out 96 00:03:59,881 --> 00:04:02,575 if it weren't for the positive impact I've had on her life. 97 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:05,411 To be fair, she wouldn't have been in there if it weren't 98 00:04:05,447 --> 00:04:07,497 for the "positive impact" you had on her life. 99 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,825 Oh, roasted and toasted. 100 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:13,349 Do you want to hear my story or not? 101 00:04:13,374 --> 00:04:15,091 Can you skip the part about you? 102 00:04:16,559 --> 00:04:19,106 Ooh! Wendy with the three-pointer. 103 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,762 Instead of landing in a halfway house, 104 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:24,464 Tammy's gonna live with me. 105 00:04:24,516 --> 00:04:25,725 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 106 00:04:25,939 --> 00:04:28,857 "Me," as in us? 'Cause "us" includes me. 107 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:30,832 Yeah. I mean, what kind of person would I be 108 00:04:30,856 --> 00:04:31,959 if I left her on her own? 109 00:04:31,984 --> 00:04:35,475 Well, the kind of person you usually are. 110 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,711 If you high-five one more person, 111 00:04:38,764 --> 00:04:40,463 I'm gonna poke you right in the boob. 112 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,516 I'm actually fine with you bringing her home. 113 00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:45,862 Really? Because I spent the whole drive over here 114 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:47,687 fighting with you in my head about this. 115 00:04:48,004 --> 00:04:50,473 I will never get over the things you said. 116 00:04:50,692 --> 00:04:53,560 Mom, I get it. You're being of service. 117 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,852 Which is what the program tells us to do. 118 00:04:56,153 --> 00:04:57,887 But I want to be perfectly clear. 119 00:04:58,283 --> 00:05:00,731 She's your responsibility. 120 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:04,653 You feed her, you walk her, 121 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,972 you clean up after her. 122 00:05:09,244 --> 00:05:12,378 Understood. You won't have to do a thing; I got this. 123 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:16,417 I'm sure you don't. But let's crash forward anyway. 124 00:05:18,439 --> 00:05:20,397 Ooh, y'all gonna be living with a felon. 125 00:05:20,422 --> 00:05:22,973 You better hide all your expensive st... 126 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:27,217 Never mind. 127 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,099 - Morning. - Hey. 128 00:05:33,151 --> 00:05:35,485 Man, your mom blew out of here in the middle of the night. 129 00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:38,847 Yeah, I heard her trip over the metal chair in the courtyard. 130 00:05:39,274 --> 00:05:42,113 Hard to believe she was once a burglar. 131 00:05:42,871 --> 00:05:45,528 So, tell me about Tammy. What am I in for? 132 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,415 Huge, pushy, loose cannon... 133 00:05:49,451 --> 00:05:51,334 Well-intentioned, but a little scary. 134 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,333 So, in other words, Bonnie. 135 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,873 Yeah, but fresh out of the cage. 136 00:05:57,737 --> 00:06:00,043 Yikes. Permission to get high? 137 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,594 Granted. 138 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,463 - (loud clatter outside) - BONNIE: Damn! 139 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,915 Who the hell left a chair tipped over 140 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:06,220 in the middle of the courtyard?! 141 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:10,854 Here we are. Welcome to our humble abode. 142 00:06:10,939 --> 00:06:13,276 - Dog! - Tammy! 143 00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:16,198 Come back; he's harmless. 144 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:19,362 Sorry, uh, dogs and me have never been 145 00:06:19,387 --> 00:06:21,171 on the same page. Uh... 146 00:06:21,316 --> 00:06:23,399 Don't worry; he loves everybody. 147 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:26,369 Uh, lot of challenges today; just power through. 148 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,121 (clears throat) Hi, I'm Tammy. 149 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:30,740 - Adam. - Oh, the touch of a man. 150 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,232 (gasps) Sorry. 151 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:34,744 Sorry, that one just snuck up on me. (laughs) 152 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:36,629 Hey, Christy. 153 00:06:36,665 --> 00:06:39,716 - Hi, Tammy, welcome. - Uh, so, give me the tour. 154 00:06:40,253 --> 00:06:43,469 Well, this is the part we're proud of. 155 00:06:44,644 --> 00:06:46,005 Oh. You should be. 156 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,757 I mean, you got furniture, a TV. 157 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,450 I can stretch my arms out and not touch the walls. 158 00:06:50,987 --> 00:06:53,146 Okay, bathroom's over here, couch pulls out, 159 00:06:53,181 --> 00:06:54,941 and you're welcome to anything in the fridge. 160 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:57,661 The rice in the Tupperware is for the dog, just know that. 161 00:06:57,909 --> 00:07:00,186 Super cool of you guys to let me stay here. 162 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:02,021 - Bring it in, Big Sauce. - Ah. 163 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,123 - (grunting) - Oh! 164 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:07,043 Sh-She, she calls me Big Sauce. 165 00:07:07,415 --> 00:07:09,295 Well, I'm off to law school. 166 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,820 Wait, you're in law school? 167 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:14,478 That's right, Tammy. I can be inspiring, too. 168 00:07:19,592 --> 00:07:23,509 Okay. So, you want to unpack your, uh, suitcase? 169 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:26,779 Nah, it's just a toothbrush and a catsuit 170 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:28,053 that doesn't fit me anymore. 171 00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:31,317 Hey, were you serious about the fridge? 172 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:33,486 - Anything you want. - Awesome. Thank you. 173 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:35,321 Friend. 174 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:38,275 Friend. F-Friend. 175 00:07:40,545 --> 00:07:41,978 So? 176 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,498 I like her. She's got a lot of energy. 177 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:48,140 Well, she's a little overexcited right now; she'll calm down. 178 00:07:48,165 --> 00:07:50,199 TAMMY: Whoa, what the hell's coconut water?! 179 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,634 Wait till she spots the almond milk. 180 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:56,392 TAMMY: Oh, my God! 181 00:07:59,621 --> 00:08:01,848 I just can't believe a dead pet comes back in my dream 182 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,581 and has nothing to say to me. 183 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,081 I also had a sex dream about the parking guy at Neiman's. 184 00:08:09,524 --> 00:08:10,940 I forgot to get my ticket validated 185 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:12,632 and it just went on from there. 186 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:16,089 Anyway. 187 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:19,949 Desperate for sex, miss my dog, grateful to be sober, thanks. 188 00:08:22,203 --> 00:08:25,004 Okay, who else would like to share? 189 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:27,006 - Get in there, kid. - Oh, okay, sure. 190 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,374 Hey, uh, Tammy, alcoholic. 191 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:30,176 GROUP: Hi, Tammy. 192 00:08:30,328 --> 00:08:31,794 Wow, I just... I can't believe 193 00:08:31,819 --> 00:08:33,285 I'm sitting here out in the world, 194 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,298 living in a really nice place thanks to this 195 00:08:35,323 --> 00:08:37,694 Wonder Woman right here. Is it okay that I say that? 196 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:38,935 - It's your share. - Okay. 197 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,460 Uh, anyway. 198 00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:43,106 I got sober in prison, so, uh, doing the program 199 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,631 on the outside's a little scary. 200 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:47,823 There's so many new ways to get wasted now. 201 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:50,999 I mean, cotton candy-flavored vodka? 202 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,295 Where were you when I was sad, right? 203 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:58,304 Anyway, I got to get phone, I got to get a job... 204 00:08:58,339 --> 00:08:59,972 Hell, I got to get pants. 205 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:04,927 But, again, you know, thank God I have a friend here 206 00:09:04,952 --> 00:09:07,564 who's got my back. P.S. I have hers, too. 207 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,642 So that's your warning. I'm serious. 208 00:09:10,902 --> 00:09:14,579 I'm giving each and every one of you the eye. 209 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:16,439 You... Tammy. 210 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:20,176 - It-It's okay. - Oh, sorry. Prison. (laughs) 211 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,926 (sighs) 212 00:09:23,739 --> 00:09:25,520 I'm just really grateful to be sober. 213 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:28,458 And I'd love to tongue kiss whoever made these cookies. 214 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:39,364 No. 215 00:09:42,339 --> 00:09:44,222 You don't even know what I was gonna ask. 216 00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:45,935 I'm pretty sure I do. 217 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:50,325 I didn't get to bed till 3:00 a.m., so, no. 218 00:09:50,892 --> 00:09:52,441 - 3:00 a.m.? - (groans) 219 00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:53,943 Tammy's a talker. 220 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:55,838 And a crier. 221 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,029 And a laugher. 222 00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:59,365 And then a talker again. 223 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,816 Sorry you had a rough night. 224 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,952 (sighs): No, no. 225 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,017 It's good. 226 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,323 (yawning): 'Cause when you're doing good things 227 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:11,911 in the world, it's... mm... good. 228 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:14,080 Mm. Hmm. 229 00:10:14,132 --> 00:10:16,082 - Great, you're up. Oh, hey, Adam. - (screams) 230 00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:18,084 - How are you today? - Uh... 231 00:10:18,136 --> 00:10:20,744 Pillow makes his hair kind of fluffy. 232 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:22,972 Hey, I wanted to make you breakfast, 233 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,758 but I wasn't sure if you like eggs, you like bacon... 234 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:27,403 Damn it! Everyone likes bacon. 235 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:29,061 - Think it through, Tammy! - It's okay. 236 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:33,065 I'm just gonna pop into the bathroom for a second. 237 00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:34,783 Roger that, boss. 238 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,485 So what's on the agenda for today? 239 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:38,487 'Cause anything is okay with me. 240 00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:40,821 I mean, there's so many places I haven't been in seven years. 241 00:10:40,846 --> 00:10:43,215 The beach, the park, Denny's. 242 00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:45,611 You can't beat a menu with pictures. 243 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,080 Hey, I know I got to get started looking for a job, 244 00:10:48,116 --> 00:10:49,680 but then I thought, "Oh, come on, Tammy. 245 00:10:49,705 --> 00:10:51,000 Give yourself half a day." 246 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,002 (toilet flushes) 247 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,788 I'm a much better planner after coffee. 248 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,506 Oh, shoot! I was gonna make you coffee, 249 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,092 but you got that flimsy top loader there, 250 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,922 and I'm used to making coffee for 200 women. 251 00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:03,336 Hey, I found this in your couch. 252 00:11:03,361 --> 00:11:04,977 Hope it's okay I'm using it. 253 00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:10,019 Water goes in there. Got it. 254 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,888 - Morning. - Hey, Spoonful. 255 00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:17,193 Your mom's showing me how to make coffee. 256 00:11:17,338 --> 00:11:19,255 Yeah, making coffee's the one thing she can do 257 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,730 before she has coffee. 258 00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:22,638 Hey, maybe Spoonful can walk you through this 259 00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:24,162 while I go grab a shower. 260 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:27,403 Love to, but got to get to school. 261 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,323 Plus, the way you make coffee is so... 262 00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:33,409 inspirational and super role modely. 263 00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:36,128 Smug is not a good color on you. 264 00:11:36,164 --> 00:11:37,800 Yes, it is. 265 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,882 Have a great day, Christy! 266 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,157 (whirring) - Whoa! - (barking) 267 00:11:41,182 --> 00:11:43,349 (shrieks) Take her. 268 00:11:48,192 --> 00:11:49,575 Hello. Can I help you? 269 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,244 I'm looking for Tammy Diffendorf. 270 00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:55,358 - You a friend of hers? - I'm her parole officer, 271 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,083 here for an inspection. 272 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,062 I don't think she knows you're coming. 273 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,145 Yeah, that's kind of the idea. 274 00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:04,807 Uh, right. That door there. 275 00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:06,749 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 276 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,317 (knocking) 277 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:17,132 (glass breaking) 278 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:20,690 - (door slams shut) - Hey! 279 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,568 - Where's your shadow? - (scoffs) 280 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,687 Two stories and a glass of water, 281 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,739 but I finally got her down. 282 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,407 What did you guys do today? 283 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,640 You know that geyser in Calistoga we've never seen? 284 00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:46,330 Well, I've seen it, and you don't need to. 285 00:12:46,812 --> 00:12:49,249 Is Big Sauce having second thoughts? 286 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,046 Not at all. 287 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:54,601 Tammy is a delight, and I will see you in the morning. 288 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,920 Hold up. Where do you think you're going? 289 00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:59,936 - Adam's. - Oh, no, no. No, no, you are not. 290 00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:02,795 What's the big deal? I want to be with my fiancé. 291 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,944 - Why can't he sleep here? - He can. 292 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:08,261 He just finds it difficult living under Tammy's parole restrictions, and... 293 00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,388 He can't get high. 294 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,397 I don't care! You are not leaving me alone with her! 295 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,819 You promised that she would be your responsibility. 296 00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:18,127 But I miss Adam. 297 00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,452 Well, you should have thought of that before... 298 00:13:19,477 --> 00:13:21,514 (Tammy screaming) 299 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,121 - No! - Tammy! 300 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,623 Tammy, wake up! 301 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,041 (groaning) 302 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:32,983 Tammy, it's me, Big Sauce! 303 00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:35,059 - Oh! - Whoa! 304 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,332 - So close. - TAMMY: What? 305 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:38,773 What happened? 306 00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:40,912 You were having a bad dream. 307 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:42,809 (sighs) No. 308 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,584 That was a night terror. 309 00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:47,160 I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention I get night terrors? 310 00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:50,080 It's okay, Tammy. 311 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,521 My mom is here for you. 312 00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:53,848 Good night. 313 00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:58,322 Will you read me Goodnight Moon again? 314 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,007 I would have been okay at a Goodwill. 315 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:05,414 We didn't have to go fancy. 316 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,561 When you can buy tires 317 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,495 at the same place you're buying clothes, it's not that fancy. 318 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,350 - You just need some basics. - Mm. 319 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,041 Well, as long as they got a little zing to 'em. 320 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:17,510 I want to start dating ASAP. 321 00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:21,723 How about we focus on an outfit for a job interview? 322 00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:23,307 See, that's why I need you. 323 00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:25,768 Here I am, craving a hairy back I can scratch up, 324 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,260 and you got your eye on the big picture. 325 00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:32,495 Okay, let's start you off with some jeans. 326 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,803 Everyone needs a solid pair of those. What's your style? 327 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:37,120 - Oh, I don't really know. - Okay, well, you got 328 00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:39,729 the boot cut, the boyfriend cut, the low-rise, the high-rise. 329 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,064 Personally, I like a nice jegging. 330 00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:42,426 What the hell's a "jegging"? 331 00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:43,929 They're leggings that look like jeans. 332 00:14:43,972 --> 00:14:45,972 Well, what are you saying? Can't I just have blue? 333 00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:47,698 Well, sure. You want the stonewashed, prewashed, vintage? 334 00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,389 - Oh, my God, stop. - What's wrong? 335 00:14:49,414 --> 00:14:51,059 You're just... you're coming at me with a lot of stuff. 336 00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:52,466 I mean, for the last seven years, 337 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,990 I've worn nothing but prison sweats. 338 00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:55,735 Well, great. Let's go check out some sweats. 339 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,488 Why would I want sweats?! That's all I've been wearing 340 00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:58,941 for seven years. Haven't you been listening?! 341 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,849 Tammy, it's okay. Take a breath. 342 00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:03,758 (wheezing) I'm trying. Can't. Can't breathe. 343 00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,735 Too many damn choices! 344 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,504 Are you ladies finding everything okay? 345 00:15:07,529 --> 00:15:08,886 - We're fine. - I'm not. 346 00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:10,607 Well, if you don't see anything you like, 347 00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:12,131 we've got more choices in the back. 348 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,035 No more choices! I make bad choices. 349 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:16,010 That's how I ended up in prison! 350 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,567 Why is everyone staring at me? 351 00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:22,486 Stop looking at me. Don't look at me! 352 00:15:22,863 --> 00:15:24,037 Oh, my God, this is so soft. 353 00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,770 Do you have it in my size? 354 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,960 They're called night terrors. 355 00:15:30,045 --> 00:15:31,578 She has them all the time. 356 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,131 Last night, she actually got a lock of my mom's hair. 357 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,118 Poor Bonnie. 358 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,969 Are you kidding me? 359 00:15:38,994 --> 00:15:42,611 This is the greatest payback in the history of the universe. 360 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:45,143 I finally believe in God. 361 00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:46,760 Ooh, buckle up. 362 00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,702 Here comes 12 feet of scary. 363 00:15:49,471 --> 00:15:51,955 - Ah. Look at you, Tammy. - Ooh. 364 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,525 - Yeah, you look very nice. - Thanks. I picked 'em out myself. 365 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:57,761 - So shopping was a success. - We got out alive. 366 00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:00,107 - What happened? - Oh, I totally freaked out 367 00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:03,333 and punched a mannequin, but after some deep breaths 368 00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:07,432 and a trip to Color Me Mine with Big Sauce here, I calmed down. 369 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:10,596 Your mugs are all on the way. 370 00:16:12,658 --> 00:16:14,504 Well, you just got out of prison. 371 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:15,666 It's a big adjustment. 372 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:18,619 I remember when I first got out, took me a few months 373 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,028 to take a shower without bringing a knife. 374 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,796 See? Knife in the shower. 375 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,955 It's a muscle memory. 376 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,147 We had a little Bates Motel incident this morning. 377 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,924 Hey, put me down for a Denver omelet. 378 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,582 - I got to hit the can. - Tammy? 379 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,617 - The knife. - Right, right, right. 380 00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:35,058 We were just talking about it. 381 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,541 Be better, Tammy. 382 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,447 I am so proud of you. 383 00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:41,888 You're doing a wonderful thing. 384 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,260 Yeah, I'm seeing you in a whole new light. 385 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,775 I got to get rid of her. 386 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,438 Yeah, I told you she wouldn't last more than two days. 387 00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:49,463 You all owe me five bucks. 388 00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:52,392 I can't do this. 389 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,528 I feel like one of those people who brings in a dog 390 00:16:54,553 --> 00:16:56,270 and realizes it's a coyote. 391 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:59,746 Bonnie, a person just out of prison is gonna be a challenge. 392 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,735 Yeah, I know that now, Marge. 393 00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:03,487 The worst part is, this was my idea. 394 00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:05,622 She was all set to go to a halfway house 395 00:17:05,647 --> 00:17:07,875 where they probably have some vague notion what they're doing, 396 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,434 but I had to open my big, generous mouth. Uh. 397 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:14,047 Why couldn't you just tell me "no"? 398 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,716 You're usually so good at that. 399 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:19,418 I was trying to be supportive. It'll never happen again. 400 00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:23,082 So, who's gonna tell her she's got to go? Christy? 401 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,787 Marjorie? Christy? 402 00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:30,564 Oh, no, if she's gonna be driven out to the country 403 00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:32,723 and left in a field, you're doing it. 404 00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,601 Fine. 405 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,972 I just have to wait for the right moment when she's happy 406 00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:38,341 and there's plenty of people around. 407 00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:40,269 But not us, right? 408 00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:43,941 How sweet is a dumper with a door? 409 00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:47,745 (whispers) 410 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,410 - There you are! - I wasn't hiding. 411 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,290 Man, I just cannot get used 412 00:17:57,315 --> 00:17:59,582 to this having no structure, you know? 413 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,996 Nobody telling me where to be, what to do, 414 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:04,355 when to go outside for an hour. 415 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,301 Yeah, that's a tricky one. (sniffles) 416 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:11,276 You think it might help if maybe... I don't know... 417 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,056 You were in a more structured environment? 418 00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:14,782 Maybe around people who were going through 419 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,276 what you're going through? 420 00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:18,695 No, I got you. 421 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,481 Sure, sure. 422 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,738 So, what's the problem there? 423 00:18:22,763 --> 00:18:24,512 Oh. Not a clue. I know it's leaking. 424 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,869 I'm just taking it apart looking 425 00:18:25,894 --> 00:18:27,122 for something with a crack in it. 426 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,535 - Hand me that wrench. - Why? 427 00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:33,410 - I want to take a shot at it. - Oh. Sure, yeah. Knock yourself out. 428 00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:34,795 All right. (groans) 429 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,386 - (sighs) - You know, Tammy, 430 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:39,675 people are a lot like washing machines. 431 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,635 When they're broken, they need to go 432 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,127 to a special place for broken machines. 433 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,591 I guess what I'm trying to say is I just don't think... 434 00:18:47,676 --> 00:18:49,851 - There you go. - What? 435 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,919 The fill hose was loose. I tightened her back up. 436 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,028 - Wait. It's fixed? - As good as new. 437 00:18:54,053 --> 00:18:56,087 I mean, for a piece of junk that's 20 years old. 438 00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:58,101 How did you know how to do that? 439 00:18:58,187 --> 00:19:00,687 Oh, God, are you kidding me? I was locked up for seven years. 440 00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:04,831 I took building maintenance, electrical, plumbing, carpentry. 441 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,411 Every time I signed up for cosmetology, it was full, 442 00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:10,276 so I can't cut your hair. 443 00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:13,500 But I can Sheetrock like a son of a bitch. 444 00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:14,617 Huh. 445 00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:17,681 Hot damn, it feels good to finally do something for you. 446 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:20,495 Huh. 447 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,378 ♪ Do, do-do-do, do, do ♪ 448 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,631 ♪ Dah, Dee, Dee, bee, badoop-boo. ♪ 449 00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:29,382 - Hey. - Hey. 450 00:19:30,223 --> 00:19:31,911 I'm almost afraid to ask. 451 00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,054 Did you talk to Tammy? 452 00:19:34,598 --> 00:19:36,189 Oh, I started to, but you know, 453 00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:37,911 it's really only been a couple of days. 454 00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:40,075 I mean, is it tough? Yes. 455 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,864 Maybe the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life. 456 00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,637 But is it worth it? 457 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,973 I think we both know the answer to that. 458 00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:51,451 Hey, I re-keyed the lock on 2A, 459 00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,356 and fixed the blind guy's air conditioner. 460 00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,552 Now I got to started on the floodlights. 461 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,340 But I might need a ride to the hardware store 462 00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:59,469 to pick up some Romex and conduit. 463 00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:01,801 I don't know what any of that is, but you got it. 464 00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:04,000 Great. I'm just gonna grab a coconut water. 465 00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:08,172 Leave me alone. It's a win-win. 466 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,292 (Tammy yelling) 467 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,688 That's your cue, Big Sauce. 468 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,811 Oh. (groaning) 469 00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:35,398 (water shooting, Tammy yelling) 470 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,401 BONNIE: Christy, help! I got too close! 471 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:39,986 - Ow! - Be right there. 472 00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:42,526 (muffled yelling and groaning) 473 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,160 Christy, help!