1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:03,832 - Previously on Mom... - Oh, my God, what? 2 00:00:03,857 --> 00:00:05,770 I'm in the middle of a tennis lesson. 3 00:00:05,795 --> 00:00:06,912 My mom just got arrested, 4 00:00:06,937 --> 00:00:08,865 and I need to borrow two grand for bail. 5 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:11,510 God, Christy, you gambled Adam's money? 6 00:00:11,927 --> 00:00:13,668 - I did. - (sighs) 7 00:00:13,737 --> 00:00:15,403 So then I called Jill. 8 00:00:15,472 --> 00:00:17,805 And you gambled Jill's money, too? 9 00:00:17,874 --> 00:00:21,699 Uh, this past week, I gambled away $4,000 of my friends' money 10 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,578 and stranded my mom in a jail cell. 11 00:00:23,603 --> 00:00:26,791 Oh, Jill. I've got some more of the money that I owe you. 12 00:00:26,816 --> 00:00:28,116 Payment number three. 13 00:00:28,185 --> 00:00:29,185 Thank you, Christy. 14 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:31,437 Only 37 to go. 15 00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,532 ♪♪ 16 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:35,942 Oh, there's a 12:30 matinee about the aliens who... 17 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:38,169 - No. - Ooh, how 'bout the two women who 18 00:00:38,194 --> 00:00:40,552 - realize they're dating the same man? - No. 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,208 - There's the new Tom... - No. 20 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:45,033 - Oh, wait a minute. Hanks or Cruise? - Hanks. 21 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:46,034 - No. - Cruise? 22 00:00:46,102 --> 00:00:47,669 No. 23 00:00:47,737 --> 00:00:49,549 How 'bout the one where the daughter is so desperate 24 00:00:49,573 --> 00:00:51,839 for quiet, she beats her mother with a law book? 25 00:00:51,908 --> 00:00:53,474 I don't like documentaries. 26 00:00:54,443 --> 00:00:56,477 Come on, we'll argue about the movie on the way. 27 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:58,479 Hey, has anyone kidnapped a member 28 00:00:58,548 --> 00:00:59,881 of Liam Neeson's family lately? 29 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:03,051 (scoffs) I wish. Not till Christmas. 30 00:01:03,513 --> 00:01:05,058 Uh, Tammy, what are you doing? 31 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:06,849 Oh, my ChapStick rolled under the bookcase, 32 00:01:06,874 --> 00:01:09,362 so I pulled it out and spotted a stain here. 33 00:01:09,387 --> 00:01:11,763 Full disclosure, I found a dollar. 34 00:01:13,964 --> 00:01:15,863 Anyway, it looks like water damage. 35 00:01:15,932 --> 00:01:18,166 Yeah, that's why we keep the bookcase there. 36 00:01:18,235 --> 00:01:19,567 In fact, every piece of furniture 37 00:01:19,636 --> 00:01:21,135 in here is hiding something. 38 00:01:21,204 --> 00:01:23,071 You think we wanted to put a desk over there? 39 00:01:23,139 --> 00:01:24,973 But water damage could be serious. 40 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,619 I'm sure it is, but when I paint over it, 41 00:01:26,643 --> 00:01:28,977 it goes away for six months. 42 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,645 Okay, we're going to a movie. 43 00:01:30,714 --> 00:01:32,247 Oh, thanks, I can't come. 44 00:01:33,106 --> 00:01:34,192 - Oh, that's too bad. - Maybe next time. 45 00:01:34,217 --> 00:01:35,708 All right, have fun. 46 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:39,559 (knocking) 47 00:01:41,324 --> 00:01:42,890 Do you need to do that? 48 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,892 Sure do. Checking for water damage. 49 00:01:44,961 --> 00:01:46,861 It's the silent killer. 50 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:48,329 Not very silent. 51 00:01:48,398 --> 00:01:49,888 Listen, can you hear the different tones? 52 00:01:51,901 --> 00:01:54,645 All I hear is me flunking out of law school. 53 00:01:55,272 --> 00:01:57,230 Might be some mold, too. 54 00:01:57,255 --> 00:01:58,606 Could explain your headaches. 55 00:01:58,675 --> 00:01:59,741 I don't have headaches. 56 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:02,410 Really? So you just make that face for no reason? 57 00:02:03,216 --> 00:02:05,179 Look, I know you just want to help out, 58 00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:07,411 and we appreciate it, but I'm trying to study. 59 00:02:07,436 --> 00:02:09,103 Roger that. Pursuit of the dream. 60 00:02:09,352 --> 00:02:11,886 Man, this wall's like cottage cheese. 61 00:02:11,955 --> 00:02:12,955 Whoops. 62 00:02:13,023 --> 00:02:14,222 Oh, my God, 63 00:02:14,291 --> 00:02:15,523 get your hand out of there. 64 00:02:15,592 --> 00:02:17,792 (grunts) Oh! 65 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:20,740 Are you sure you don't have headaches? 66 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:22,096 'Cause there's that face again. 67 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,438 ♪♪ 68 00:02:45,985 --> 00:02:47,351 I don't usually like action movies, 69 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:48,552 but that was kind of fun. 70 00:02:48,621 --> 00:02:51,088 Eh, they lost me with the so-called stunts. 71 00:02:51,157 --> 00:02:52,467 (mutters): "It was all computer graphics." 72 00:02:52,491 --> 00:02:53,857 It was all computer graphics. 73 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:55,359 I mean, in my day, 74 00:02:55,428 --> 00:02:57,194 when you fought on the wing of a jet fighter, 75 00:02:57,263 --> 00:02:59,229 you really fought on the wing of a jet fighter. 76 00:02:59,298 --> 00:03:00,298 Did you do that? 77 00:03:00,366 --> 00:03:01,510 Well, not while it was moving. 78 00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:02,866 That'd be too dangerous. 79 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:06,819 Ooh, that guy's getting a neck tattoo. 80 00:03:06,844 --> 00:03:08,839 Is it the word "mistake"? 81 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,766 Hey, check it out, Grandma and Grandpa are getting inked. 82 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:16,717 Were they talking about us? 83 00:03:16,742 --> 00:03:18,382 Do you see their grandparents around? 84 00:03:18,451 --> 00:03:20,991 Hey! Hey, we're not that old. 85 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:22,853 And pull up your pants. 86 00:03:23,235 --> 00:03:25,289 Why don't you just call him "whippersnapper"? 87 00:03:25,797 --> 00:03:27,999 Screw them. We're still cool. 88 00:03:28,532 --> 00:03:30,935 You know what? Let's get tattoos. 89 00:03:31,664 --> 00:03:33,592 Why? The mean boys are gone. 90 00:03:33,617 --> 00:03:37,034 Not for them, for us. Come on. Tell me it's not on your bucket list. 91 00:03:37,102 --> 00:03:40,149 I-I don't really need a tattoo. I got ice cream. 92 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:43,280 Please? His and her tattoos. It'll be so romantic. 93 00:03:43,305 --> 00:03:44,848 Or we could go home and make love. 94 00:03:44,873 --> 00:03:46,039 Eh. (blows raspberry) 95 00:03:48,414 --> 00:03:51,381 And now Tammy's got the whole wall torn apart. 96 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:54,051 It's like the world's saddest home remodeling show. 97 00:03:54,119 --> 00:03:56,653 Ta-da, it's still a dump. 98 00:03:57,641 --> 00:04:00,350 Between us, she scares me. 99 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:03,494 - Really? She loves you. - Aw, she's the best. 100 00:04:03,569 --> 00:04:05,819 - (mouths) - Anyway, 101 00:04:05,844 --> 00:04:07,331 study here as long as you like. 102 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:09,933 Thanks. Tammy said it's only gonna be a couple of days. 103 00:04:10,352 --> 00:04:12,636 Oh, honey, I know how construction goes. 104 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:14,638 Whether it's new boobs or a new bathroom, 105 00:04:14,707 --> 00:04:17,341 it always takes longer and hurts way more than they tell you. 106 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,397 Well, this is amazing. 107 00:04:20,422 --> 00:04:22,874 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't sit down yet. 108 00:04:22,899 --> 00:04:25,015 The second foot towel isn't in place. Belinda? 109 00:04:25,084 --> 00:04:26,783 Flying in. 110 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:29,796 Oh, I-I think I can scrape by with one foot towel. 111 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,622 One would think. 112 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:32,856 Anything else, ma'am? 113 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:36,214 Just the blueberry blend that I asked for 20 minutes ago. 114 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:41,331 Isn't she great? 115 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,867 It's like I got Mary Poppins bringing me smoothies. 116 00:04:44,161 --> 00:04:45,504 You need anything? 117 00:04:45,529 --> 00:04:47,362 No, just some quiet. 118 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,321 Yeah, well, this is a perfect place to work. 119 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,637 Read a book out here once. 120 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:54,934 Turns out Rob Lowe had a hard life. 121 00:04:55,185 --> 00:04:56,518 Oh, my God. 122 00:04:56,543 --> 00:04:59,536 What are these towels made of, kittens? 123 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,044 Enjoy. Now, if you'll excuse me, 124 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,332 I got to go change. 125 00:05:04,357 --> 00:05:06,784 - For what? - It's 2:00. 126 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:16,291 (straining): I'm so glad we're doing this. 127 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,927 (straining): Me, too. This is super fun. 128 00:05:20,731 --> 00:05:22,431 You almost done back there? 129 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,222 No, just finishing the B in "Bonnie." 130 00:05:24,247 --> 00:05:26,981 Are you kidding? I need a break. 131 00:05:27,006 --> 00:05:28,906 A-And can I have another juice? 132 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:32,018 Come on, you big wuss. I thought you were tough. 133 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:33,243 This hurts. 134 00:05:33,268 --> 00:05:34,861 Yeah, but it hurts so good. 135 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:37,053 Okay. All done. 136 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,626 Take a look. 137 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:41,711 "Adam" in a big old heart. 138 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,766 That's it. We can never break up. 139 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:45,090 - (chuckles) - No, seriously. 140 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:46,481 I can't be a middle-aged woman 141 00:05:46,506 --> 00:05:48,339 limited to guys named Adam. 142 00:05:49,423 --> 00:05:51,593 Bonnie, don't worry, I... Ow! 143 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,085 (stammers) What happened to three, two, one? 144 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,367 Crab roll, how do you plead? 145 00:05:59,436 --> 00:06:01,743 (high-pitched): Guilty of being delicious. 146 00:06:03,665 --> 00:06:06,518 (regular pitch): Mm, another smoothie, nice. 147 00:06:06,543 --> 00:06:08,210 I could get used to this. 148 00:06:08,278 --> 00:06:09,978 Don't. I'm going home soon, 149 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,803 and Jill doesn't know how to use the blender. 150 00:06:14,078 --> 00:06:16,078 How's the studying going? 151 00:06:16,186 --> 00:06:17,586 Wow. 152 00:06:17,654 --> 00:06:20,555 Which part? 153 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,140 The part that's making me squint. 154 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:25,275 That's the Bavarian cut crystals. 155 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,368 You're the first person to see me in it, so you're welcome. 156 00:06:29,203 --> 00:06:31,266 I do feel kind of special. 157 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,757 Guess how much it cost. 158 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:34,800 Oh, we'll be here all day. 159 00:06:34,825 --> 00:06:37,320 $3,284. 160 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,205 I'm sorry, what? 161 00:06:42,515 --> 00:06:46,093 I know it's a bit much, but I'm a bit much. 162 00:06:46,683 --> 00:06:48,757 Oh, good. You know. 163 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:50,530 Well, I'll let you get back to your books. 164 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:52,835 Oh, I almost forgot. 165 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,938 It's the first of the month. Do you have something for me? 166 00:06:55,406 --> 00:06:59,394 Um, a "welcome to November" hug? 167 00:06:59,463 --> 00:07:02,063 No, I'm talking about the money you owe me. 168 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:04,766 Oh. Wait, you want it now? 169 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,402 Well, that's the payment plan we agreed on. 170 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,960 $75, first of every month. 171 00:07:07,985 --> 00:07:10,616 But if you don't have the cash, you can just bring it tomorrow. 172 00:07:10,641 --> 00:07:13,538 I mean, I don't have any pockets on this thing anyway. 173 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:16,531 Right, got it. I mean, I don't got it. 174 00:07:16,556 --> 00:07:20,458 But maybe by tomorrow, I'll get it and then I'll give it to you. 175 00:07:20,562 --> 00:07:23,518 Okeydokey. Oh... thumbprint. 176 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,109 Got to go Windex my tummy. 177 00:07:27,996 --> 00:07:30,757 Did she really just ask me for 75 bucks? 178 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:32,234 She did. 179 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:34,929 While she's wearing a $3,000 chandelier? 180 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,264 Yes, indeed. 181 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,124 God, rich people can be so... 182 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:41,718 Shh. There are cameras everywhere. 183 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,499 My tattoo is still burning. Is yours burning? 184 00:07:47,524 --> 00:07:49,791 Like a wildfire. Isn't it great? 185 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,013 No. Burning is bad. 186 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,905 That's the whole premise of hell. 187 00:07:54,017 --> 00:07:55,632 Come here, let me see how yours turned out. 188 00:07:55,657 --> 00:07:57,118 Wait, uh, they say you should 189 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,010 keep it covered for at least 24 hours. 190 00:07:59,035 --> 00:08:00,802 Yeah. They also say you shouldn't put Q-tips 191 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:03,094 in your ears, but I ride that high every morning. 192 00:08:05,023 --> 00:08:07,945 What the hell is "Bo"? Where's the rest of "Bonnie"? 193 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,571 What? I always call you Bo. 194 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,702 - Since when? - Since forever, Bo. 195 00:08:14,836 --> 00:08:16,769 Unbelievable. You wimped out. 196 00:08:16,807 --> 00:08:19,544 Wimped out? I didn't even want to do it in the first place. 197 00:08:19,569 --> 00:08:22,244 Whoa, wait. Are we in the wrong apartment? 198 00:08:22,312 --> 00:08:23,478 Where's the wall? 199 00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:26,974 - Don't worry, boss. I'm fixing it. - Why'd you break it? 200 00:08:26,999 --> 00:08:29,201 Water broke it. Powerful thing, water. 201 00:08:29,226 --> 00:08:33,595 Created the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, the moon. 202 00:08:33,891 --> 00:08:35,630 Aw, Tammy. 203 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,638 Why couldn't you just leave it alone? 204 00:08:37,663 --> 00:08:40,466 And let the people I love get sick from black mold? 205 00:08:40,491 --> 00:08:42,424 Not on my watch. 206 00:08:43,138 --> 00:08:45,310 She's actually doing you a favor, Bo. 207 00:08:45,335 --> 00:08:46,591 "Bo," I like that. 208 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:48,594 Yeah, well, forget it, 'cause it's not gonna stick. 209 00:08:48,619 --> 00:08:51,453 (scoffs) That's such a Bo thing to say. 210 00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:56,912 And here we have Travis. 211 00:08:56,980 --> 00:09:00,240 He's very fit, he appears to be into weightlifting and travel. 212 00:09:00,763 --> 00:09:03,084 Ooh, he's cute. Swipe right. 213 00:09:03,615 --> 00:09:06,288 Next up is yet another Travis. 214 00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:07,747 Hey. 215 00:09:07,772 --> 00:09:09,891 Oh, hey. We're just playing on Tinder. 216 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,650 I know I can't date yet, but I can still window-shop. 217 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:15,044 I do the same thing with health care. 218 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:17,532 So, it was a slow shift at work, 219 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:19,534 but I went into extra grovel mode 220 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:22,583 - and came up with the money I owe you. - Oh, thanks, sweetie. 221 00:09:22,608 --> 00:09:25,141 Um, still no pockets. 222 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:27,700 Here, Belinda. Why don't you get yourself a facial? 223 00:09:27,725 --> 00:09:29,358 You're looking a little clogged. 224 00:09:29,383 --> 00:09:31,661 Whatever makes your world better. 225 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:34,983 Jill, what the hell? 226 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,084 What? 227 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,042 I busted my butt for that money. 228 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:40,400 It barely even stayed in your hand for a second. 229 00:09:40,425 --> 00:09:42,125 So what? You owed it to me. 230 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:43,816 But you clearly don't need it. 231 00:09:43,841 --> 00:09:45,085 But you owed it to me. 232 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:47,511 - But you don't need it. - But you owed it to me. 233 00:09:47,536 --> 00:09:48,921 But you don't need it. 234 00:09:48,946 --> 00:09:51,347 But I'm not having this conversation anymore. 235 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:54,172 - But you don't need it! - Aah! 236 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,455 This suit is not for swimming! 237 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,977 Belinda, help! 238 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:04,592 Don't touch my money. 239 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,741 JILL: Save the suit! 240 00:10:08,766 --> 00:10:10,700 Save the suit! 241 00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:19,678 I'm using a 120 grit. 242 00:10:19,747 --> 00:10:21,380 Thought about going with the 240, 243 00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:22,971 but that's just showboating. 244 00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:24,360 Are you talking to me? 245 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,542 No, I completely forgot you were there. 246 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:30,236 Okay, second coat of plaster, your turn to shine. 247 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,159 Oh, thank God you're back. 248 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:35,928 - Where you been? - To the florist. 249 00:10:35,953 --> 00:10:37,719 I brought you a little rose. 250 00:10:37,744 --> 00:10:39,177 Oh. Where is it? 251 00:10:39,202 --> 00:10:41,862 In my pants. Kapow! 252 00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:44,370 - You got another one? - It took twice as long 253 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:47,096 - and felt twice as good. - This is crazy. 254 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,008 Yeah, I agree. A rose with no thorns? 255 00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,809 Where's the poetry in that? 256 00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:52,276 Darn, you're right. 257 00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:54,780 No problem. Get me a guitar string and some boot polish 258 00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:57,339 and I can thorn that bitch up before lights-out. 259 00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:00,001 And there's the poetry. 260 00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:04,362 Rich people are soulless bastards. 261 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:07,055 They should all rot in hell. Who are we talking about? 262 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,063 Jill. Parading around in her billion-dollar bathing suit, 263 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,321 squeezing me for a measly 75 bucks. 264 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,375 You pushed me in my pool! 265 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,487 Oh, and I pushed her in her pool. 266 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,808 I am not the bad guy here. 267 00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,977 What I do with my money is my business. 268 00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:27,089 I can burn it, I can blow my nose with it, 269 00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:29,014 or I can give it to a friend who gambles it away 270 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,495 instead of bailing out her mom. 271 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,354 Here's the mirror, Christy. Here's the mirror! 272 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,821 Oh, yeah? 273 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:37,356 I didn't... Did you see a mirror? 274 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:40,059 I didn't see a mirror. 275 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:42,393 You really don't get it, do you? 276 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:45,395 You have no idea what that money means to me. 277 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:48,901 It's food on my plate, gas in my car, books for school. 278 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,903 I get that I have to pay you back, 279 00:11:50,972 --> 00:11:52,616 but when you treat it like it's meaningless, 280 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,006 it's a slap in my face. 281 00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:56,275 Do you really think this is about the money? 282 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:59,245 I don't care about your money. I care about you. 283 00:11:59,313 --> 00:12:01,413 The only reason I kept you to that payment plan 284 00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:02,915 was to support your recovery. 285 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:06,338 Well, that's... incredibly nice! 286 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,021 And? 287 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,556 Hang on, I wasn't prepared 288 00:12:10,581 --> 00:12:12,346 for you to make a good point. 289 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,460 Oh, Lord, I'm cold, 290 00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,028 and I don't want to do this anymore. 291 00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:18,230 If this debt is gonna ruin our friendship, 292 00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:19,421 then just forget about it. 293 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,531 - Really? - Yeah, we're square. 294 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,229 Now, I got to pee, and only Belinda knows how 295 00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:29,854 to get me out of this disco ball. 296 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,714 Yeah, Jill was a little pissed, 297 00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:37,650 but she realized that we're both better off 298 00:12:37,718 --> 00:12:39,451 if she just lets me off the hook. 299 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,087 Yeah, actually, Christy, in Gamblers Anonymous, we say... 300 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:45,643 Stop. I'm happy, and what we say always ruins it. 301 00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:47,960 Can you walk while you talk? 302 00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:49,228 You're blocking the ribs. 303 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,964 Come here, kid. Step into my office. 304 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:55,424 Oh, I don't want to learn while I eat. 305 00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,470 Listen to me. 306 00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:02,808 Paying back a debt is a crucial part of the process. 307 00:13:02,877 --> 00:13:05,651 Agreed. And next time, I will definitely do that. 308 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,280 No. No, you're gonna do it this time. 309 00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:10,791 See, every time a debt goes away, 310 00:13:10,816 --> 00:13:12,461 you feel like you've beaten the system, 311 00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,953 and that is not a healthy thing for a gambler. 312 00:13:15,022 --> 00:13:17,604 You beat the system? How'd you do it? 313 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,858 Lucy, eat your ribs. 314 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,295 (quietly): We'll talk later. 315 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:26,131 The act of handing over that money every month 316 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,859 is a reminder to you of just how dangerous gambling can be. 317 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,750 And you need that reminder. 318 00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:35,174 Couldn't I just get "don't gamble" tattooed on my arm? 319 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,732 My mom knows a guy. 320 00:13:37,242 --> 00:13:39,030 Doesn't work. 321 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,498 Hey, handsome. 322 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,818 Hello. 323 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:50,172 Put the magazine down. Let's try this again. 324 00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:53,659 Hey, handsome. 325 00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:55,027 Hello. 326 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:57,329 All right. 327 00:13:57,859 --> 00:13:59,498 Let's skip that part. 328 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,701 Have I got a surprise for you. 329 00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,468 You have the sex drive of a dude. 330 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:10,876 What's a rose without a... Hello, bumblebee. 331 00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:12,859 What is happening to you? 332 00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:14,813 I'm expressing myself, blockhead. 333 00:14:14,882 --> 00:14:16,812 Bonnie, this is getting out of control. 334 00:14:16,837 --> 00:14:19,151 Oh, relax. It's just a couple of tats. 335 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,354 And one temporary sketch of something I'm thinking about. 336 00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:23,989 Oh, good God. 337 00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:25,157 Is that your face? 338 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:26,759 Yeah, this way, no matter how we do it, 339 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:29,374 we'll always be making eye contact. 340 00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:36,645 Her face? 341 00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:39,238 Yeah. And it's this big. 342 00:14:39,306 --> 00:14:40,906 Oh, that's not good. 343 00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:43,375 I'm just worried that she's getting some kind of weird buzz 344 00:14:43,444 --> 00:14:45,711 off all these tats. That's a red flag, right? 345 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,446 This could lead to drinking again. 346 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,890 Not necessarily. Adam, I love that you're looking out 347 00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:53,552 for Bonnie, and yeah, addicts are feel-good junkies, 348 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:55,788 but it doesn't mean she's gonna drink. 349 00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,918 This big. 350 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:03,362 Look, if she wants to get tattoos, you can't stop her. 351 00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:05,764 And if she drinks, you can't stop that, either. 352 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,801 - Nope. - What do you mean, "nope"? 353 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,269 I mean I don't accept that. 354 00:15:10,294 --> 00:15:12,495 There's got to be something I can do. 355 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:13,941 Well, you're right, there is. 356 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:17,332 Okay, now your oatmeal's kicking in. Lay it on me. 357 00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:20,045 There is a program called Al-Anon. 358 00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:22,047 It's for people who live with alcoholics. 359 00:15:22,149 --> 00:15:23,916 Whoa, why do I got to go to meetings? 360 00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:26,236 I didn't do anything wrong. 361 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:30,641 AA is for people who are powerless over alcohol. 362 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:34,393 Al-Anon is for people who are powerless over the alcoholic. 363 00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,094 No, no, this isn't about me. 364 00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:37,540 You're not gonna make this about me. 365 00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:39,164 This is about Bonnie. 366 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,467 Because everything's about Bonnie all the time. 367 00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:45,137 By the way, we're calling her Bo from now on, so get on board. 368 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:48,478 Thank you, but we're handled here. 369 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,056 Have a great day. 370 00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,772 Bye. 371 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,855 More coffee? 372 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:06,135 Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait for him to come back for his keys. 373 00:16:08,596 --> 00:16:11,275 Okay, so we're going Giant Bonnie? 374 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,734 Yeah, but younger. And with Farrah Fawcett hair. 375 00:16:14,588 --> 00:16:16,268 Okay, Randy. 376 00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:19,304 It's time to finish up my dragon. 377 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:20,973 So how long is this gonna take? 378 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,141 - Uh, about six hours. - Ugh, awesome. 379 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:28,981 Hey, how come her dragon is flying by a fried egg? 380 00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:31,836 Oh, 20 years ago, that was the sun. 381 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,887 What's the basket? 382 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:37,523 Oh, that used to be the Golden Gate Bridge. 383 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,168 Okay, put the needle down. Wipe this off. 384 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:40,459 What? What's wrong? 385 00:16:40,484 --> 00:16:41,561 Well, I don't want to have to worry about 386 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,185 both my faces getting old. 387 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,789 Stop right now. You're not doing this. 388 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:47,042 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 389 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,568 - I forbid you. - Oh, you "forbid" me? 390 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:52,760 - Pick up the needle, Earl. - I'll wait till this plays out. 391 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,206 I am not okay with the tats, 392 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,041 and you are scaring the hell out of me. 393 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,843 - Why? - Because I have no control 394 00:16:57,912 --> 00:17:00,312 in this relationship, and I got to do something 395 00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:02,814 because I'm freaking out and I want to marry you, 396 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,960 but I need to know that I... 397 00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,352 And, man, I have never said the word "I" that much 398 00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:08,597 in my entire life. 399 00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:12,057 Oh, my God, this is about me. 400 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,727 - Where are you going? - To an Al-Anon meeting. 401 00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:18,932 I hope you're happy. I'm as broken as you. 402 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,722 You're marrying that guy? 403 00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:26,782 Well, I gt no choice. You tattooed his name on my ass. 404 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:37,074 Hey, pretty. 405 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,300 Any chance you were thinking of crashing at Adam's tonight? 406 00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:42,359 What did you do? 407 00:17:42,364 --> 00:17:45,233 - I moved the desk. - Oh, Tammy, no. 408 00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:48,272 Yeah, I saw that dry rot and pulled up floorboards. 409 00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:51,097 Anyway, it's Planet of the Ants down there. 410 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,178 What? 411 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,814 Well, they were down there, but my process 412 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,472 seemed to rile them up pretty good. 413 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,764 I guess what I'm trying to say is... 414 00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,483 The apartment is completely filled with ants. 415 00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:00,841 Well, I haven't checked upstairs, 416 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,843 but they were marching in that direction. 417 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,928 Do you really think I'm pretty? 418 00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:11,546 So wait, now you do want to pay me back? 419 00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:13,930 You were right. It's part of my recovery. 420 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:16,189 What you do with your money is none of my business. 421 00:18:16,214 --> 00:18:18,766 You can throw it away, you can prop a table up with it. 422 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:21,292 I can come up with my own list. 423 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:24,381 And you promise this isn't gonna affect our friendship? 424 00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,206 Not unless I already messed it up. 425 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,697 Not a chance. 426 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,755 I believe it was Rob Lowe who said 427 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,305 "friendship is super important." 428 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,712 Okay, now I want to read that book. 429 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,180 Oh, good, you guys made up. 430 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,171 Listen, can she spend the night at your place?? 431 00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:45,265 'Cause our apartment's full of ants, and they are biters. 432 00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:47,860 So now it's our apartment? 433 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:50,032 That's the part that upset you? 434 00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:54,216 Where the hell is Al-Anon? All these rooms look alike. 435 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,625 Two doors down on your right. 436 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:57,049 Just look for the exhausted people 437 00:18:57,074 --> 00:18:58,773 who have nowhere else to turn. 438 00:18:59,192 --> 00:19:02,694 Don't talk about my people that way. 439 00:19:04,113 --> 00:19:05,571 You should be proud of him. 440 00:19:05,596 --> 00:19:07,983 It takes courage to walk into one of these rooms. 441 00:19:08,411 --> 00:19:11,424 You got a good guy there, Bo. 442 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:15,248 Oh, God, it's sticking.