1 00:00:01,852 --> 00:00:04,133 So, I'm out sick one day, and that's the day 2 00:00:04,158 --> 00:00:06,125 they decide to pick study partners. 3 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:08,150 Now I have my choice between the weird dude 4 00:00:08,202 --> 00:00:09,337 who always wears a bow tie 5 00:00:09,362 --> 00:00:11,360 or the girl who writes with a feather pen. 6 00:00:11,938 --> 00:00:13,121 Take bow tie guy. 7 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:15,624 - He's a smarty. - How do you know? 8 00:00:15,659 --> 00:00:17,891 Oh, come on, when judging a man's intelligence, it goes 9 00:00:17,916 --> 00:00:20,180 bow tie, straight tie, no tie, bolo tie. 10 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,274 Of course, if you're looking for sex, 11 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:24,993 it goes the other way. 12 00:00:25,496 --> 00:00:27,580 That's true. My Victor used to wear 13 00:00:27,605 --> 00:00:29,405 a bolo tie on occasion. 14 00:00:33,265 --> 00:00:35,115 Did it get awkward because he's dead 15 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:37,257 or because I'm talking about my sex life? 16 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:39,305 Little bit of both. 17 00:00:40,263 --> 00:00:41,639 Geez, Tammy, 18 00:00:41,664 --> 00:00:43,384 you could just take the lid off and dip 'em. 19 00:00:43,409 --> 00:00:46,302 Sorry. In prison, you only get one crack at the shaker. 20 00:00:46,327 --> 00:00:47,826 I'm living the dream. 21 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:51,696 Oh, before I forget, I'm cleaning out my closet tomorrow. 22 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:53,387 - If anybody wants anything... - I'm in. 23 00:00:53,712 --> 00:00:55,045 No bags, no jewelry. 24 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,820 I'm out. 25 00:00:56,845 --> 00:00:58,345 What size shoe do you wear? 26 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,787 The size you wore when you were eight years old. 27 00:01:01,258 --> 00:01:03,469 Oh, you're a man's size ten? 28 00:01:03,803 --> 00:01:05,386 - I'll come. - Me too. 29 00:01:05,411 --> 00:01:07,545 Great. Party in my closet. 30 00:01:07,686 --> 00:01:09,220 That used to mean I was so drunk 31 00:01:09,245 --> 00:01:11,055 I couldn't find my way out. 32 00:01:11,847 --> 00:01:13,730 You ladies want some dessert? 33 00:01:13,755 --> 00:01:16,122 - No, just the check. - Here you go. 34 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:18,768 Oh, are we in a hurry? I was enjoying the company. 35 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:21,131 Really? You wouldn't rather get home to your loving hu... 36 00:01:21,156 --> 00:01:23,740 hu-hu-hu... horde of cats? 37 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,609 (mouthing) 38 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,360 Nice save. 39 00:01:28,227 --> 00:01:31,187 - I'm sorry. - Are you doing okay? 40 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:32,774 Okay. 41 00:01:32,799 --> 00:01:35,813 It's just been real lonely since Victor passed. 42 00:01:38,409 --> 00:01:42,044 Well, I don't have any plans tomorrow 43 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:44,360 if you want to come over and... 44 00:01:45,881 --> 00:01:47,430 hang out. 45 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:49,868 That would be wonderful. 46 00:01:49,893 --> 00:01:51,676 (chuckles) 47 00:01:57,203 --> 00:01:59,645 ♪♪ 48 00:02:20,695 --> 00:02:23,693 Look who's still in bed as the clock strikes noon. 49 00:02:23,718 --> 00:02:25,959 Shh. Desert Animal Rescue is on. 50 00:02:25,984 --> 00:02:28,218 They're pulling a coyote out of a septic tank. 51 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:31,116 Poor fella doesn't know they're trying to help. 52 00:02:34,194 --> 00:02:35,875 Oh, damn it. 53 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,311 I'm not thrilled you're in here either, 54 00:02:37,336 --> 00:02:39,583 but it is where we keep the coffee. 55 00:02:39,831 --> 00:02:41,791 It's not about you. I'm trying to fight with Adam, 56 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,334 but auto correct keeps making my texts nice. 57 00:02:44,386 --> 00:02:47,999 I meant to say "butt munch," not "butter munchkin." 58 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:51,341 Aw. He's your little butter munchkin. 59 00:02:52,194 --> 00:02:53,893 Who just canceled our dinner plans 60 00:02:53,979 --> 00:02:55,979 so he could meet with the bar-stool salesman. 61 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:57,390 He's opening a bar. 62 00:02:57,415 --> 00:02:59,248 Drunks need something to fall off of. 63 00:03:00,155 --> 00:03:01,818 I don't want to sound selfish, but I liked it better 64 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:04,103 when his life was empty and he had nothing to do 65 00:03:04,128 --> 00:03:05,627 but pay attention to me. 66 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,074 TAMMY: Come on, swim to the harness. 67 00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:09,715 They're your friends. 68 00:03:12,772 --> 00:03:14,366 (whispers): What is the plan with her? 69 00:03:14,391 --> 00:03:16,593 - There is no plan. - So she's gonna live here forever? 70 00:03:16,618 --> 00:03:18,668 I hope not, but maybe. 71 00:03:18,703 --> 00:03:21,538 You know she refers to our couch as her room? 72 00:03:21,563 --> 00:03:23,980 I'm sorry, but I can't just kick her out. 73 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,296 I don't want you to. 74 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:29,377 Actually, I do, but it makes me feel bad about myself. 75 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:32,015 TAMMY: Hey, Christy, I'm super cozy out here. 76 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,007 You mind grabbing me some more Froot Loops? 77 00:03:34,052 --> 00:03:35,351 Coming. 78 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,186 Figure it out, butter munchkin. 79 00:03:38,223 --> 00:03:39,556 (phone chimes) 80 00:03:39,905 --> 00:03:41,474 "Who dis?" 81 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,601 Not funny. 82 00:03:45,061 --> 00:03:47,981 When. Thanks, Christy. 83 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:49,199 My pleasure. 84 00:03:51,736 --> 00:03:54,237 Hey, can I tell you something? 85 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:56,039 I am so grateful to you and your mom 86 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:57,574 for taking me in. 87 00:03:57,599 --> 00:03:59,215 I don't know where I'd be without you. 88 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,129 Of course. Stay as long as you need. 89 00:04:03,215 --> 00:04:04,497 (knocking) 90 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:05,999 So weak. 91 00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:10,003 Hey, Marjorie, come on in. 92 00:04:10,028 --> 00:04:12,412 - Marge! - Hey, hello, ladies. 93 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,220 Mom, your play date is here. 94 00:04:14,245 --> 00:04:16,403 I've been really looking forward to this. 95 00:04:16,428 --> 00:04:18,011 All right, you kids have fun. 96 00:04:18,036 --> 00:04:20,870 No prank phone calls, and don't use the oven. 97 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:24,067 Well, look at you, 40 minutes early. 98 00:04:24,102 --> 00:04:26,819 Oh, sorry, just excited. 99 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:30,045 I've had today circled on my calendar since last night. 100 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,942 So, what do you want to do? 101 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,578 Well, I figured I'd be here all day, 102 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:36,829 so I brought a puzzle. 103 00:04:36,915 --> 00:04:39,304 - Oh, my God, a puzzle? - Oh, my God, all day? 104 00:04:42,422 --> 00:04:43,838 Thanks for helping me out. 105 00:04:43,863 --> 00:04:45,196 Happy to. 106 00:04:45,221 --> 00:04:46,744 In fact, I already cleaned out my closet 107 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:48,068 to make room for all the stuff 108 00:04:48,093 --> 00:04:49,425 I'm gonna get from your closet. 109 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:54,013 And also, I'm your friend and I love you. 110 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,274 I should warn you: my closet's a little messy. 111 00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,798 CHRISTY: Oh, I'm sure it's no big... 112 00:04:59,823 --> 00:05:01,273 Holy balls. 113 00:05:01,827 --> 00:05:03,606 Did you fire your housekeeper? 114 00:05:03,642 --> 00:05:06,249 Or is she buried under all this stuff? 115 00:05:06,475 --> 00:05:08,455 I don't let Belinda come in here anymore. 116 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,230 Caught her wearing one of my hats and imitating me. 117 00:05:12,701 --> 00:05:14,450 Okay, let's do this. 118 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:16,869 Jill, go get us four trash bags and we'll start sorting. 119 00:05:16,894 --> 00:05:18,310 I'm on it. 120 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:19,989 Why four bags? 121 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,159 Stuff to toss, stuff to donate. Your haul, my haul. 122 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:25,545 What do we do if we both want the same thing? 123 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:27,880 Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me. 124 00:05:32,556 --> 00:05:34,556 "Dogs Galore," huh? 125 00:05:34,806 --> 00:05:37,423 What happened, you couldn't fine "Cats Galore"? 126 00:05:37,448 --> 00:05:39,772 I've already done Cats Galore. 127 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,514 And Cats Galore Two. 128 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:45,515 Cats Aplenty is on back-order till March. 129 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:49,268 Hey, look, I put together this little fella's face. 130 00:05:49,293 --> 00:05:53,095 Oh, that's great, Tammy, but standard puzzling procedure 131 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,370 dictates that we start with the edges. 132 00:05:55,527 --> 00:05:57,410 It goes edges, then corners, 133 00:05:57,435 --> 00:06:00,470 then color clusters... E-C-C. 134 00:06:02,334 --> 00:06:04,011 Congratulations, you just took an unfun thing 135 00:06:04,035 --> 00:06:05,501 and made it less fun. 136 00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:08,755 In prison, every puzzle led to a fistfight. 137 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,030 Then again, so did daylight. 138 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:14,460 Well, worst prison riot I was ever in 139 00:06:14,485 --> 00:06:16,401 was over a game of Scrabble. 140 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:18,693 We were almost finished, and then the new girl swallowed 141 00:06:18,717 --> 00:06:21,634 the W 'cause someone told her it was laced with acid. 142 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,187 I hate Scrabble. 143 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:25,772 It's got spelling and math. 144 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:27,913 It's just school in a box. 145 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:31,167 No offense, Marjorie, but you don't seem like the prison type. 146 00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:33,529 Thanks to 39 years of recovery. 147 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:36,032 And these glasses on a chain. 148 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:39,346 So, what-what were you in for? 149 00:06:39,371 --> 00:06:40,820 Bank robbery. 150 00:06:40,905 --> 00:06:43,015 Here's a corner. 151 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:46,659 Wait, you robbed a bank? 152 00:06:46,684 --> 00:06:49,545 The money was for a righteous political cause. 153 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:53,288 And, uh, I really wanted tickets to Steppenwolf. 154 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:56,052 Man, that is so cool. You had a reason. 155 00:06:56,087 --> 00:06:58,337 I robbed an Outback Steakhouse 'cause I was high 156 00:06:58,362 --> 00:07:00,412 and there was an Outback Steakhouse. 157 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,975 Ugh, I hate puzzles! 158 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,833 They're so frustrating and boring. 159 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:06,755 Ooh, I got one. 160 00:07:09,239 --> 00:07:11,294 CHRISTY: Thank you, thank you, thank you. 161 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:14,546 I am so wearing this to class Monday. 162 00:07:15,929 --> 00:07:17,990 Better to my reading because I'm definitely 163 00:07:18,015 --> 00:07:20,108 getting called on. 164 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:24,712 (laughs) Oh, that looks so good on you. 165 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,070 I'm gonna keep it. 166 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,470 Got to stop trying stuff on. 167 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:32,255 Did you change your mind about this, too? 168 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,916 I did not. 169 00:07:34,926 --> 00:07:36,459 Jill, is that a real fur? 170 00:07:36,511 --> 00:07:38,845 Sure is. And I never got a chance to wear it. 171 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,407 Couple of angry animal people got me 172 00:07:40,432 --> 00:07:42,765 on the way out of the store. 173 00:07:42,801 --> 00:07:44,702 Good for them. 174 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:47,186 You know what, I do want to keep that jacket. 175 00:07:47,862 --> 00:07:49,662 Go limp. 176 00:07:51,359 --> 00:07:52,859 Fine, keep it. 177 00:07:52,944 --> 00:07:54,780 Thank you. 178 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:57,864 Oh, here's something I'm not gonna want back. 179 00:07:57,949 --> 00:07:59,983 Ooh, I like that. 180 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:02,257 Oh, it still has the price tag on it. 181 00:08:03,154 --> 00:08:06,906 Wow, this is, like, 110 hoodies. 182 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:08,541 And a car. 183 00:08:08,874 --> 00:08:12,378 Yeah, I bought that the day my divorce became final. 184 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:14,019 Ugh, the day Baxter and I got divorced, 185 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:16,461 I treated myself to a Shamrock Shake. 186 00:08:19,971 --> 00:08:21,804 - You okay? - Yeah, it's just hard 187 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,422 to think about that time. 188 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,141 Well, let's not, then. 189 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:26,436 What's in here? 190 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,929 That's my wedding dress. 191 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,304 Zip it, zip it, zip it! 192 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,404 Come on, guys, it's a closet party. 193 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,468 Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. 194 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:43,944 I'm sorry, you're right. 195 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:52,754 Oh, my God. 196 00:08:52,779 --> 00:08:56,090 When did you cross a prairie in a covered wagon? 197 00:08:56,515 --> 00:08:58,708 What were you thinking? 198 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,882 I bought that when I was pregnant. 199 00:09:02,363 --> 00:09:04,694 I was gonna wear it to my baby shower. 200 00:09:05,431 --> 00:09:08,432 I must have sh-shoved everything in that drawer 201 00:09:08,457 --> 00:09:09,990 after I had the miscarriage. 202 00:09:11,165 --> 00:09:12,382 Oh. 203 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,641 Go limp. 204 00:09:24,486 --> 00:09:26,917 - It's okay, let it out. - (crying) 205 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,736 (whispering): It's so soft. 206 00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:31,083 I know. 207 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,655 Maybe you'd feel better if we got back to 208 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,712 to cleaning your closet. 209 00:09:36,737 --> 00:09:38,342 This isn't a closet. 210 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,894 It's a museum of all my failures. 211 00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:44,858 Or it's a museum of the things that 212 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:46,799 made you the person you are today. 213 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:49,475 A divorced, childless failure. 214 00:09:50,354 --> 00:09:52,424 I was going for a strong, sober woman 215 00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:55,103 who has a chandelier in her closet. 216 00:09:56,265 --> 00:09:58,432 It doesn't mean anything. 217 00:09:58,695 --> 00:10:01,244 Want me to go downstairs and get you some water? 218 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:05,116 You don't have to go anywhere. Just open that cabinet. 219 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,908 Ooh. 220 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:15,103 A chandelier and a refrigerator. 221 00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:17,628 If that doesn't say winner, I don't know what does. 222 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:21,249 You just have no idea what it's like 223 00:10:21,274 --> 00:10:23,119 to still be such a train wreck. 224 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,527 What are you talking about? 225 00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:26,502 My middle name is train wreck. 226 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:29,507 I'm in two 12-step programs 227 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,400 and I get all my dental work done in Mexico. 228 00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:35,581 But you never relapsed. 229 00:10:35,606 --> 00:10:38,323 You don't know how hard it is to get sober again. 230 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:41,469 I mean, that's why I shop so much... 231 00:10:41,555 --> 00:10:43,409 To distract myself. 232 00:10:44,591 --> 00:10:46,230 Look... 233 00:10:46,703 --> 00:10:47,952 Leather pants. 234 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:50,444 I mean, who am I, Pat Benatar? 235 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:54,762 I love her. 236 00:11:00,774 --> 00:11:03,222 If you've been this upset, why haven't you shared about it? 237 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,381 'Cause I'm embarrassed. 238 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,484 You guys are all doing so well. 239 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:12,034 All I've done is throw away 240 00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,558 three years of sobriety. 241 00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:17,288 But you're back, and that's the important part. 242 00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:18,605 Big whoop. 243 00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:21,546 My life's a complete waste of time. 244 00:11:21,753 --> 00:11:25,638 Okay, you know what? Ting-a-ling-a-ling. 245 00:11:26,847 --> 00:11:28,433 What's that? 246 00:11:28,561 --> 00:11:31,713 That bell means it's time to shut down the pity party. 247 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,777 Ting-a-ling-a-ling. 248 00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:38,995 Are you trying to tough love me? 249 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,542 I sure as hell am. 250 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,759 Oh, you're so cute. 251 00:11:48,565 --> 00:11:51,516 Damn it. This isn't a hat, it's a puppy tongue. 252 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,273 Well, I got a boatload of tongues over here 253 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,631 if anyone needs 'em. 254 00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:56,865 - Seriously, you're hoarding tongues? - Yeah, what of it? 255 00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:59,543 Easy, easy. 256 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:02,202 What do you say we take a break and have some lunch? 257 00:12:02,227 --> 00:12:03,737 No. No food till we're finished. 258 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,237 Look at you... couple hours, 259 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,061 you're a full-on puzzle junkie. 260 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:09,607 Yeah. That's how I roll. 261 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:11,415 If it's fun, I make it a problem. 262 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,914 You know we're all thinking it, 263 00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:17,388 but I'm gonna say it out loud: 264 00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:20,219 I wish puzzle club could be every day. 265 00:12:21,831 --> 00:12:23,502 We're not calling it puzzle club. 266 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:24,884 Yes we are. Marjorie and I decided 267 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:26,109 when you were in the bathroom. 268 00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,494 I'm making us buttons. 269 00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,009 Hey, does Adam like puzzles? 270 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,400 I wouldn't mind our club bending co-ed. 271 00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,759 Adam doesn't have time for puzzles right now. 272 00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:39,107 Or me. 273 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,216 - Oh, boo-hoo. - What? 274 00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:43,274 At least he's alive. 275 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:45,240 Really? You're gonna play the widow card? 276 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,899 Well, I find it wins most arguments. 277 00:12:47,924 --> 00:12:51,092 Especially now that my cancer went into remission. 278 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,100 So what are you saying, I can't complain 279 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,318 I never see him anymore? 280 00:12:54,343 --> 00:12:56,343 I'm just saying have some perspective. 281 00:12:56,368 --> 00:12:58,068 Oh, sure, I'm good at that. 282 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,508 Hey, how did you and Victor meet? 283 00:13:00,687 --> 00:13:03,756 Well, he just evicted Bonnie and Christy from their house, 284 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,564 and we kind of hit it off. 285 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,999 That's adorable. 286 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:10,635 Yeah. We were living in a motel known for its abundance of meth, 287 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:12,053 but at least Marjorie had someone 288 00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:13,411 to watch Blue Bloods with. 289 00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:18,045 Anyway... 290 00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:20,569 it was such a surprise for me. 291 00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:23,326 I got to have a last love. I'll always be grateful for that. 292 00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:24,934 Why does he have to be your last love? 293 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,701 Tammy, I'm a cat lady 294 00:13:26,726 --> 00:13:28,609 who just founded a puzzle club. 295 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,737 Co-founded. 296 00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:37,505 - Anyway, the odds are against me. - Well, you don't 297 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,482 know that. Victor surprised you, maybe someone else will. 298 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,975 Yeah, Marjorie. Maybe you should have some perspective. 299 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:44,369 Okay, you guys, look, it's getting a little heavy. 300 00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:45,771 Let's change the subject. 301 00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:47,865 Now tell me about this cancer. 302 00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:56,271 Ms. Kendall, to women's shoes. 303 00:13:57,717 --> 00:13:59,428 (sighs) 304 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:02,788 Well, I can see the floor again. I guess that's progress. 305 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,733 How about we all go out tonight 306 00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:06,524 so I can thank y'all for helping? 307 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,865 - I have to work. - Me, too. 308 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,474 But it's Saturday night. That seems unfair. 309 00:14:11,499 --> 00:14:13,875 - I'm a nurse. - I'm a waitress. 310 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,900 People like to eat on Saturday nights. 311 00:14:15,925 --> 00:14:18,303 And then have massive heart attacks. 312 00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:21,098 You know, this might surprise you guys, 313 00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:24,100 but... I've never had a job. 314 00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:27,328 - Really? - No. 315 00:14:27,353 --> 00:14:29,353 Hand to God. 316 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,615 Maybe you should think about getting one. 317 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,928 Why? 318 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:43,336 Because you were crying earlier that your life was meaningless, 319 00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:45,728 and maybe a job would give it some purpose. 320 00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:50,489 Or, at the very least, give you a boss you can bitch about. 321 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,381 Ugh, I hate Teresa. 322 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,583 But what would I do? 323 00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:57,389 Well, you love clothes. 324 00:14:57,414 --> 00:14:59,199 Maybe you could work at a clothing store. 325 00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:02,284 Or open one. 326 00:15:03,843 --> 00:15:06,227 Hmm. And wait on people like me? 327 00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:08,706 I'm a nightmare. No, thank you. 328 00:15:08,731 --> 00:15:10,981 Well, what other job skills do you have? 329 00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:13,339 I can ride horses, play tennis and fence. 330 00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:16,009 Great, you could be a camp counselor. 331 00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,005 Have you thought about going back to school? 332 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,447 No way. Christy makes that look miserable. 333 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,284 I'm not miserable. 334 00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:25,784 You complain about it all the time. 335 00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,559 All the time. 336 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,402 Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me. 337 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:34,101 Jill's right. You're so cute. 338 00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:41,739 Can I see the box? I need to look at the picture. 339 00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:43,431 An advanced puzzler would tell you 340 00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,206 it's cheating to look at the picture. 341 00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,732 Well, I would tell that advanced puzzler to bite my ass. 342 00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:49,140 Now give me the box. 343 00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,497 (gasps) Bam! 344 00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:53,870 Rainbow squeaky toy, done. 345 00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:57,313 Ooh, which means my rottweiler fits right in there. 346 00:15:57,338 --> 00:15:59,038 Which connects to my pug tail. 347 00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:00,824 Way to go, Puss in Boots. 348 00:16:00,849 --> 00:16:02,949 - Puss in Boots? - Yeah. I'm trying out 349 00:16:02,982 --> 00:16:05,332 nicknames for you. That's obviously not it. 350 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,135 I didn't hate it. 351 00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:11,613 Here's a thought. 352 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,909 What if Puzzle Club could be every day for the two of you? 353 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,034 What are you getting at? 354 00:16:17,357 --> 00:16:19,581 Well, you're all by yourself now, 355 00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:21,656 and you could use a room with a door. 356 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,847 So I'm saying, you know... 357 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,986 Oh, come on, people, follow the breadcrumbs. 358 00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:31,964 You two should live together. 359 00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:34,088 - Oh. - Oh. 360 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,301 I'm not gonna say how I feel about it 361 00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:40,042 till you say how you feel about it. 362 00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:44,386 - I think that's a great idea. - Me too! 363 00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:49,292 Just one thing. How do you feel about cats? 364 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,769 - I always wanted one. - Well, now you have eight. 365 00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,081 Actually, nine. 366 00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:56,371 A stray wandered in the night Victor died. 367 00:16:56,396 --> 00:16:59,659 I'm not saying it's him, but it's him. 368 00:17:01,577 --> 00:17:04,212 I have nine cats and a puzzle club. 369 00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:06,037 My life is awesome! 370 00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:14,965 Don't worry, this isn't garbage. We're just making a donation. 371 00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:18,074 Wow, did you do a neighborhood clothing drive? 372 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,761 Nope, just one woman's obscenely large closet. 373 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:24,245 There's four more bags in the car. 374 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:26,270 One of them's just sports bras. 375 00:17:26,608 --> 00:17:30,675 I shop to fill a hole, but that's not your problem. 376 00:17:31,028 --> 00:17:33,161 This is all designer stuff. 377 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,771 Yeah, but not from this year. Is that still okay? 378 00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:37,880 Yeah, we can make that work. 379 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:39,870 Most of the women who come to our shelter 380 00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:41,561 show up with nothing. 381 00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,002 That's heartbreaking. 382 00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:44,786 Oh, but this is the kind of stuff that will 383 00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:46,861 really help them get back on their feet. 384 00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:48,302 They can wear it to job interviews, 385 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:51,777 or... if they win an Oscar. 386 00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:55,419 I have a bunch of maternity clothes, too, 387 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:56,659 if anyone here is pregnant. 388 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,901 Oh, we've got pregnant. 389 00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:01,127 Thank you so much. 390 00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:03,730 I better get sorting. This is gonna take a while. 391 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,352 Okay, well, it's nice meeting you. 392 00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,392 (quietly): You have a lot of free time. You could help. 393 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,886 I have a lot of free time. I could help. 394 00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:13,536 How about Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00? 395 00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:15,011 - Okay. - Really? 396 00:18:15,036 --> 00:18:17,369 I was kidding, but that would be amazing. 397 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,472 Look at that. I got a job. Ha, ha! 398 00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:23,909 - Congratulations. - Yay! 399 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,545 Okay, I'm gonna go get the rest of the bags. 400 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:29,011 Does she understand this is a volunteer position? 401 00:18:29,036 --> 00:18:30,605 She's got a chandelier in her closet. 402 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,379 She's gonna be fine. 403 00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:41,010 Bonnie, it doesn't go there. 404 00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,323 - Yes, it does. - What... 405 00:18:42,348 --> 00:18:44,917 Come on. If you bend the pieces, I can't frame it. 406 00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:46,419 (gasps) Ooh, can we put it in my room? 407 00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:47,877 I'm pretty sure the puzzle stays 408 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:49,112 where the puzzle was completed. 409 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,070 Oh, time-out. 410 00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:52,924 - Potty break. - (groans) 411 00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,409 You know, we could just finish it while she's gone. 412 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:57,744 - She called a time-out. - So? 413 00:18:57,779 --> 00:18:58,945 And just like that, 414 00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,565 puzzle club gets political. 415 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,830 I think you're really gonna like living with Marjorie. 416 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,187 Oh, I think so, too. 417 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,961 I want to say... 418 00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:13,170 what a pleasure it's been to be part of your... 419 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:17,080 miraculous transformation, and, um... 420 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,509 I'm really gonna miss you. 421 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,669 I'm only moving a half mile away. 422 00:19:23,215 --> 00:19:25,879 (strains): Mm-hmm. 423 00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,043 - CHRISTY: Hey. - Hey. 424 00:19:30,122 --> 00:19:31,905 Ooh. You guys are doing a puzzle. 425 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,713 It's called "Dogs Galore." 426 00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:36,516 I see why. 427 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,935 - Ooh, I got one. - Ah, puzzle club only. 428 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,972 - Puzzle club? - Puzzle club. We're getting buttons. 429 00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:45,297 Hey, Christy, I'm moving in with Marjorie. 430 00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:48,862 Oh, okay. 431 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,231 Are you gonna cry like your mom did? 432 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:54,079 I am having big feelings. 433 00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:57,797 (mouths) 434 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:04,627 Oh, you are the finest person who has walked the face of this Earth. 435 00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:06,629 Thank you. 436 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,393 BONNIE: Damn it, we're missing the last piece! 437 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,061 TAMMY: Look on the floor! It's got to be here somewhere. 438 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,169 I knew they'd try to finish without me.