1 00:00:02,167 --> 00:00:04,166 Who knew a bar could fail? 2 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:06,190 A bar! 3 00:00:06,226 --> 00:00:08,059 Yeah, it's too bad we're all sober. 4 00:00:08,084 --> 00:00:11,263 This table alone could turn that place into a gold mine. 5 00:00:11,331 --> 00:00:13,265 Adam's bar hasn't failed; 6 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,634 it's just a success waiting to happen. 7 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:17,069 Yeah, so's your hairstyle. 8 00:00:17,136 --> 00:00:20,239 - Hey, go easy on my roommate. - Nah, it's okay. 9 00:00:20,306 --> 00:00:22,051 She's mean to me when I'm right. 10 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:24,086 I don't think Christy would want you eating her fries. 11 00:00:24,110 --> 00:00:25,177 She doesn't care. 12 00:00:25,245 --> 00:00:27,713 Oh, take a peek outside. 13 00:00:27,738 --> 00:00:30,311 (mouthing) 14 00:00:30,850 --> 00:00:32,684 I understand. 15 00:00:32,752 --> 00:00:35,387 I'm eating them as fast as I can. 16 00:00:35,455 --> 00:00:37,222 (mouthing) 17 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,592 Anyway, Adam sits alone in the bar all day, losing money, 18 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,204 then he comes home like a big grump truck 19 00:00:42,228 --> 00:00:43,462 and dumps it all on me. 20 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:45,564 Why don't you go over there and keep him company? 21 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:46,898 Oh, great idea, Marjorie. 22 00:00:46,966 --> 00:00:49,334 You want me angry, frustrated, and sitting in a bar? 23 00:00:49,359 --> 00:00:52,394 Beats angry, frustrated, and sitting next to me. 24 00:00:52,897 --> 00:00:54,806 That's what being in a relationship is: 25 00:00:54,874 --> 00:00:56,375 showing up for the hard parts. 26 00:00:56,442 --> 00:00:57,999 Boo. 27 00:00:59,012 --> 00:01:02,080 I know what you need. I know what we all need. 28 00:01:02,148 --> 00:01:03,548 A hug from Dhara. 29 00:01:04,484 --> 00:01:06,116 Is that your horse? 30 00:01:06,761 --> 00:01:09,122 - No, that's Zahara. - Oh. 31 00:01:09,147 --> 00:01:11,432 You got that from Angelina Jolie's daughter. 32 00:01:11,457 --> 00:01:13,608 I had that name first. 33 00:01:14,102 --> 00:01:16,337 Dhara's this incredible spiritual lady from India 34 00:01:16,362 --> 00:01:18,302 who flies around the world hugging people. 35 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:20,508 And when she does, it takes all your problems away. 36 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:21,667 They call her the Hug Lady. 37 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,678 We had a hug lady in prison. 38 00:01:23,703 --> 00:01:25,928 She did not take all your problems away. 39 00:01:27,678 --> 00:01:29,941 Other than half my lunch, what'd I miss? 40 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:32,110 Nope, no recaps for smokers. 41 00:01:32,178 --> 00:01:34,880 - Oh, come on. - Look, you keep doing this. 42 00:01:34,947 --> 00:01:36,747 You go out to smoke, and then we got to repeat 43 00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:38,517 everything we just talked about. 44 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,261 Some of the things people are saying in here 45 00:01:40,286 --> 00:01:42,077 aren't worth hearing the first time. 46 00:01:42,431 --> 00:01:44,399 Give me a hint. Please? 47 00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:45,936 Moving on. 48 00:01:46,426 --> 00:01:48,304 She's having an event in San Francisco tomorrow, 49 00:01:48,328 --> 00:01:49,494 and I'm gonna go see her. 50 00:01:49,562 --> 00:01:50,562 Who's she gonna see? 51 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,621 Figure it out from context, Smokey. 52 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:57,936 Well, Jill, how interesting that you're gonna go see 53 00:01:57,961 --> 00:02:01,015 the Hug Lady from India who solves all your problems. 54 00:02:01,082 --> 00:02:02,750 So weak. 55 00:02:02,775 --> 00:02:05,341 Something that can solve all my problems without a meeting? 56 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:06,254 I'm in. 57 00:02:06,279 --> 00:02:07,665 Don't take this the wrong way, 58 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:08,890 but you people a sheep. 59 00:02:08,915 --> 00:02:10,116 - I'll go. - Me, too. 60 00:02:10,141 --> 00:02:11,341 Baa... 61 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,677 If I commit to this trip to San Francisco, 62 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,038 can we ride a cable car? 63 00:02:17,616 --> 00:02:19,758 Good Lord. 64 00:02:19,826 --> 00:02:22,227 Come on, Mom, you need a spiritual reboot 65 00:02:22,252 --> 00:02:23,352 more than anyone. 66 00:02:23,463 --> 00:02:25,063 And not just at this table. 67 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:26,407 Anyone. 68 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,633 As much as I'd love to drive two hours 69 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:32,151 to get a hug from a con artist who's covered in germs, I'll pass. 70 00:02:32,788 --> 00:02:34,573 Okay, everybody's in but Bonnie. 71 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,476 Uh, I'm still waiting for confirmation on that cable car. 72 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,555 (Sighs heavily) We can ride the damn cable car. 73 00:02:40,622 --> 00:02:43,791 See that? I hung in there and got my needs met. 74 00:02:43,816 --> 00:02:46,852 I've really learned a lot from your cats. 75 00:02:46,953 --> 00:02:48,977 ♪♪ 76 00:03:09,179 --> 00:03:12,481 Hurry up, Christy, I want to get my hug on. 77 00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:17,995 Oh, God, she's gonna get in this car 78 00:03:18,047 --> 00:03:19,481 smelling like a ashtray. 79 00:03:19,549 --> 00:03:22,584 One of you come up front so I don't have to suffer. 80 00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:25,354 So two of us should have to suffer instead of one of you? 81 00:03:25,421 --> 00:03:26,755 Yeah. 82 00:03:27,228 --> 00:03:29,968 I do not want to walk into a highly spiritual environment 83 00:03:29,993 --> 00:03:32,094 wearing a stinky sari. 84 00:03:32,161 --> 00:03:33,829 Why are you wearing a sari? 85 00:03:33,897 --> 00:03:36,198 It's called cultural appropriation, Marjorie. 86 00:03:36,223 --> 00:03:38,494 We're all supposed to do it. 87 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,830 I bet it buys me an extra ten seconds of hug time, too. 88 00:03:45,049 --> 00:03:46,808 - Ugh. - What? 89 00:03:46,876 --> 00:03:48,577 You reek. 90 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:51,272 Oh, come on. Is it really that bad? 91 00:03:51,347 --> 00:03:52,752 ALL: Yes. 92 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:54,683 I kind of like it, 93 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:57,109 but I feel compelled to support the group. 94 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:00,322 Why are you wearing a sari? 95 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:03,741 - She was thinking... - No recaps for smokers. 96 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,228 Oy, someone needs an extra-long hug. 97 00:04:06,253 --> 00:04:08,892 Well, that's why I wore a sar... Oh! 98 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:12,567 How about a karaoke night? 99 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:14,126 People love a karaoke night. 100 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,481 Can't think of anything worse. 101 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,241 - Disco night. - I was wrong. 102 00:04:20,784 --> 00:04:24,546 - Trivia night. - What is a horrible idea? 103 00:04:25,691 --> 00:04:28,216 None of your suggestions fit what I'm trying to do here. 104 00:04:28,241 --> 00:04:29,394 I have a vision. 105 00:04:29,419 --> 00:04:30,619 I have a vision, too. 106 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:32,378 It's of an empty bar. 107 00:04:32,531 --> 00:04:33,698 Hey, I got Mike. 108 00:04:33,723 --> 00:04:34,923 Hi, I'm Mike. 109 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:35,991 Hi, Mike. 110 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,326 Hey, let me ask you something. 111 00:04:37,393 --> 00:04:39,033 Wouldn't your bar experience be brightened 112 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:40,610 with a little karaoke? 113 00:04:40,635 --> 00:04:41,739 Come on, Adam, 114 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:44,499 be James Taylor to my Carly Simon. 115 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:46,401 - ♪ Mock ♪ - ♪ No ♪ 116 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:47,879 ♪ Ing ♪ 117 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:49,338 ♪ No ♪ 118 00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:50,772 ♪ Bird ♪ 119 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,974 No. 120 00:04:53,056 --> 00:04:55,043 ♪ Mockingbird now ♪ 121 00:04:55,068 --> 00:04:56,468 BOTH: ♪ Everybody ♪ 122 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:58,146 - ♪ Have you heard ♪ - ♪ Uh, have you heard ♪ 123 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,533 ♪ He's gonna buy me... ♪ 124 00:04:59,557 --> 00:05:02,192 - MIKE: ♪ He's gonna buy you ♪ - ♪ A mockingbird ♪ 125 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,829 - ♪ A mockingbird ♪ - Look, honey, the whole bar's into it. 126 00:05:03,853 --> 00:05:06,588 - ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪ - ♪ Bird don't sing. ♪ 127 00:05:06,613 --> 00:05:09,224 I will cut you off. 128 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:14,372 I don't want gimmicks, I just want a bar. 129 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,664 But we're in Napa, 130 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,366 land of a million wineries. 131 00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:19,568 If you want people to come drink here instead, 132 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,770 you need to offer them something different. 133 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,405 I do. We don't serve wine. 134 00:05:23,516 --> 00:05:25,717 Well, if it's a sports bar, you should at least... 135 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,376 Again, it's not a sports bar. 136 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:29,678 It's a bar for people who like sports. 137 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,114 Well, y-you're just saying the same thing with more words. 138 00:05:32,181 --> 00:05:33,801 What does that even mean? 139 00:05:33,826 --> 00:05:35,860 It means you can watch the game or not! 140 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:37,252 It's very relaxing. 141 00:05:37,363 --> 00:05:40,665 Well, not right now, but usually. 142 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,376 I'm just trying to help you. 143 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:43,401 I don't want your help. 144 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,760 Fine, I'm out of here. 145 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,478 First good idea you've had. 146 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,900 I'm glad it's back to just us. 147 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:02,787 (squeals) I haven't been this excited 148 00:06:02,812 --> 00:06:05,447 since Neiman's opened an outlet in Petaluma. 149 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:06,581 You go to outlets? 150 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:07,916 No. 151 00:06:07,984 --> 00:06:10,952 But it got a lot of riffraff out of my Neiman's. 152 00:06:11,062 --> 00:06:12,663 Tammy, you've got the view. 153 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,456 How far away from the door are we? 154 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:16,300 I'm gonna say about 40 klicks. 155 00:06:16,325 --> 00:06:19,213 I'm gonna Al say I don't know what a "klick" is. 156 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,048 I read on Dhara's website 157 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:22,540 that we'll get more out of our hug 158 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,466 if we have a clear intention going in. 159 00:06:24,534 --> 00:06:26,168 That's a good idea. 160 00:06:26,235 --> 00:06:27,969 Why don't we all write them down? 161 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,086 What's an intention? Like a wish? 162 00:06:30,111 --> 00:06:32,974 No. Dhara's not a birthday candle. 163 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:35,595 An intention is more like a focused desire 164 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:36,854 for a positive outcome. 165 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:39,314 Sounds like a wish. 166 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:44,386 - Are you trying to copy mine? - No, I'm just stretching. 167 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:49,000 That's a waste of an intention. 168 00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:51,426 I mean, I can just buy another Audi. 169 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:52,637 Done. 170 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,138 Is yours to quit smoking? 171 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:57,564 No. It's for everyone I know to start smoking. 172 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:00,235 What's yours, Marjorie? 173 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:02,928 I want to release the pain of losing Victor 174 00:07:02,953 --> 00:07:04,853 without letting go of my love for him. 175 00:07:04,878 --> 00:07:06,579 ALL: Aw. 176 00:07:06,775 --> 00:07:09,043 That's way more enlightened than better Wi-Fi. 177 00:07:09,068 --> 00:07:11,837 - Skip me. - Tammy? 178 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:14,115 - Oh, it's dumb. - Oh, tell us. 179 00:07:14,182 --> 00:07:16,050 (clears throat) Okay, I want to love myself 180 00:07:16,075 --> 00:07:17,609 as much as I love you guys. 181 00:07:17,677 --> 00:07:19,378 ALL: Aw. 182 00:07:19,445 --> 00:07:22,549 God, why is everybody's better than mine? 183 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:27,128 Well, no one asked, but my intention is 184 00:07:27,153 --> 00:07:29,021 to be seen and heard by... 185 00:07:29,046 --> 00:07:31,948 Shh, shh! Here comes the guy with the tickets. 186 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:33,668 How many in your group? 187 00:07:33,693 --> 00:07:34,860 Five. 188 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:38,072 So, it's official? We're all getting hugs? 189 00:07:38,097 --> 00:07:40,465 You get a ticket, and if you stay in this line 190 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:43,011 you'll be number... 873. 191 00:07:43,078 --> 00:07:44,912 How long is that gonna take? 192 00:07:44,937 --> 00:07:48,740 Waiting time from this point is approximately four hours. 193 00:07:48,765 --> 00:07:50,596 Four hours? 194 00:07:51,087 --> 00:07:52,520 I'll handle this. 195 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:54,713 Excuse me... Mason. 196 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:58,226 Thank you for the free ticket. 197 00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:01,596 Um, is there some sort of 198 00:08:01,621 --> 00:08:03,088 spiritual fast-pass? 199 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:05,114 Didn't work for the women on The View, 200 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:07,140 it's not gonna work for you. 201 00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:10,095 (mouthing) 202 00:08:10,163 --> 00:08:11,663 (ringtone playing) 203 00:08:11,731 --> 00:08:12,964 Bonnie, what's going on? 204 00:08:13,032 --> 00:08:15,321 I just had a huge fight with Adam. 205 00:08:15,346 --> 00:08:17,642 - What happened? - I went down to the bar and gave him 206 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:20,727 all these great ideas about how to make it a success, 207 00:08:20,753 --> 00:08:25,330 and he was all: ♪ No, no, no, no. 208 00:08:26,329 --> 00:08:29,541 I mean... "It's not my vision." 209 00:08:29,566 --> 00:08:31,467 So, thanks for your brilliant advice. 210 00:08:31,492 --> 00:08:34,088 Hey, I told you to go there and be with him. 211 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,908 I never said try to fix it. 212 00:08:36,673 --> 00:08:38,007 Oh. 213 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,620 Let him figure it out for himself 214 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,878 and just support him. 215 00:08:41,903 --> 00:08:43,971 I said, "Oh." 216 00:08:46,644 --> 00:08:47,911 He's a wizard. 217 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:49,537 Gandalf. He's really old. 218 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:50,338 Gandalf. 219 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,478 - He has a long, white beard. - Gandalf. 220 00:08:52,503 --> 00:08:55,205 If it were Gandalf, we'd all say "yay," 221 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,231 and this hell would stop. 222 00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:58,433 He's in the Harry Potter books. 223 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,426 - Harry Potter. - Oh, my God. 224 00:09:00,451 --> 00:09:02,377 Rhymes with "Fumbledore." 225 00:09:02,402 --> 00:09:05,037 - Bumbledore. Crumbledore. - (timer sounds) 226 00:09:05,062 --> 00:09:07,630 ALL: Dumbledore! 227 00:09:08,073 --> 00:09:10,774 Never heard of him, but this game is fun. 228 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,944 You're wrong about that, too. I'm gonna go smoke. 229 00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:16,158 All right, my turn. (clears throat) 230 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:20,049 - Amazing woman who started the... - Harriet Tubman. 231 00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:21,408 - Yay! - Yes! 232 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,523 Uh, super sexy actor. 233 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:24,115 - John Malkovich. - Yes! Incredible. 234 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:26,141 - Uh, discovered... - Galileo! 235 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,602 Maybe we should be hugging you. 236 00:09:29,627 --> 00:09:33,260 Okay, final groups going in. Have your tickets out. 237 00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:34,689 Ah, we're going in. 238 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:36,800 Have a beautiful experience. 239 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,135 Who has our ticket? 240 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,821 - Have a beautiful experience. - (gasps) Christy. 241 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:42,478 Have a beautiful experience. Ticket. 242 00:09:42,503 --> 00:09:44,541 Uh, sorry, we have a bit of a situation here. 243 00:09:44,566 --> 00:09:46,594 The person in our group who has the ticket 244 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,186 is... just stepped away for a moment. 245 00:09:48,211 --> 00:09:52,080 Well, then, you are not gonna have a beautiful experience. 246 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,167 Hey. Where is everyone? 247 00:10:03,192 --> 00:10:04,893 Inside, getting hugged. 248 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,405 You guys didn't have to wait for me. 249 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:09,765 Yes, we did. You have the ticket. 250 00:10:09,874 --> 00:10:13,277 Oh, no. Oh. Ugh. 251 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,003 Ah, here it is. We can go now. 252 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:18,683 It's too late. They closed the doors. 253 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:20,746 Well, maybe if I explain... 254 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:23,406 We tried. And that was before the ushers took off their vests 255 00:10:23,431 --> 00:10:25,132 and started playing hacky sack. 256 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,959 Sorry, guys. 257 00:10:27,984 --> 00:10:31,386 Mm-mm. Batting those big blue eyes is not gonna save you. 258 00:10:31,445 --> 00:10:34,113 I don't know, it's kinda working on me. Do it again. 259 00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:39,684 Dhara comes once a year, and you ruined it. 260 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,076 - Jill... - No. 261 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,976 Ever since she started smoking, all we do is wait for her. 262 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:47,098 We can't finish a conversation, 263 00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,596 we can't leave on time, 264 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:50,541 we can't have a once in a lifetime opportunity 265 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,366 to achieve inner frickin' peace! 266 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,554 I am so, so sorry. 267 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:57,699 You care more about your damn cigarettes than you do us. 268 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,890 But that's okay. 269 00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:00,751 You go on smoking 270 00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:03,411 and we'll go on waiting and waiting and waiting for you. 271 00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:05,938 Let's just cut our losses and go home. 272 00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:08,631 - Cable car. - Fine, cable car! 273 00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:14,198 I know this is bad timing, but... 274 00:11:14,223 --> 00:11:16,238 can you wait while I go pee? 275 00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:18,369 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna... - No. 276 00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:20,621 Oh, no, no! Get off... get off of me! 277 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,781 You come back here! 278 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,278 Thanks. Come again. 279 00:11:27,345 --> 00:11:29,580 (quietly): Please. 280 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,782 You know, there was a time 281 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,385 I thought I might do something with my singing voice. 282 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:36,020 Then I got my girlfriend pregnant. 283 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:40,958 So, instead I spent the next 30 years climbing telephone poles. 284 00:11:41,307 --> 00:11:42,907 Yeah, that's rough. 285 00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:50,810 ♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪ 286 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,926 ♪ And I drive the main road 287 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,112 ♪ Searching in the sun for the... ♪ 288 00:11:58,137 --> 00:11:59,610 Beautiful voice, what a waste. 289 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,680 Hey, you think Bonnie's right? 290 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:05,049 Should I make some changes to this place? 291 00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:06,717 Nah, I like it the way it is. 292 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,725 Don't worry, word's gonna spread. 293 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,785 Who's gonna tell 'em? You're always here. 294 00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,600 (sighs) 295 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,694 - Hey. - Uh-oh. 296 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,898 No, it's okay. I just came to say I was wrong. 297 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:23,300 This is your place, your vision, 298 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,302 and I shouldn't have tried to change it. 299 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:27,447 I appreciate that. 300 00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:30,984 I'm just gonna sit here, quietly, and support you. 301 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:33,744 (chuckles) Cool. 302 00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:38,425 Okay, do something, do anything. 303 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:39,984 Play with your phone. 304 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,518 Okay, fine. 305 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,488 Compass. 306 00:12:48,927 --> 00:12:50,628 You are north of me. 307 00:12:52,197 --> 00:12:54,498 Ooh, I'll check in on Yelp. 308 00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:58,554 "Bonnie P. is at AJ's Barrelworks." 309 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:00,847 You only have one review. 310 00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:02,139 That's me. 311 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:04,635 Only four stars, Mike? 312 00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:08,855 I worried if I gave it five, the place would be packed. 313 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,207 Yeah, we wouldn't want that. 314 00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:16,023 Well, you are about to get a five-star review. 315 00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:17,448 (Siri chimes) 316 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:20,809 AJ's Barrelworks is everything you're looking for 317 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,001 in a neighborhood bar. 318 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:28,707 I dare you to walk into this lovingly restored barrel factory 319 00:13:28,732 --> 00:13:31,434 and not want to sit down and have a drink. 320 00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:33,598 There's even a dog, 321 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:37,177 the cutest dog you've ever seen in your life. 322 00:13:37,245 --> 00:13:42,004 The game's on, but it's not on. 323 00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:45,723 And when you're here, 324 00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:49,751 the world feels a million miles away. 325 00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:51,157 Huh. 326 00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:53,517 I get it, honey. 327 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,744 Karaoke would totally ruin this place. 328 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,436 Thank you. 329 00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:14,533 You're looking at me like I'm not a part of this. 330 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,793 CHRISTY: You are a terrible person. 331 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,252 You're awful, 332 00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:28,128 you're a bad friend, you're selfish, 333 00:14:28,481 --> 00:14:32,083 and one of your ears is bigger than the other. 334 00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:34,982 How did I not notice that? 335 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:38,176 That's another thing... You never notice anything. 336 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,879 WOMAN (Indian accent): Would you please pass me some toilet paper? 337 00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:43,762 Oh, uh... 338 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:45,288 Oh, sure. 339 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,544 Thank you. 340 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,137 CHRISTY: Where was I? 341 00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,314 Oh, yeah, nobody likes you. 342 00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,240 Not even Wendy. 343 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,865 Not even Wendy. 344 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,557 (toilet flushes) 345 00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,320 Oh, my God, it's you. 346 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,746 (exhales) 347 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:15,571 I... 348 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:16,958 Can I have a hug? 349 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,825 DHARA: Just let me wash my hands first. 350 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:23,574 Come on, come on! 351 00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:25,110 - (TV): Three seconds on the clock. - Come on. 352 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:28,137 The snap is good, the ball is down. 353 00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:30,481 - Wide right, he missed it! - (groaning) 354 00:15:30,506 --> 00:15:32,607 (laughing): Yeah! 355 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:35,452 As soon as I get another customer, I'm kicking you out. 356 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,798 All right, I've been holding onto this lucky pee for the win. 357 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:40,290 Now it's just pee. 358 00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:44,661 (sportscaster speaking indistinctly) 359 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:47,054 I've really enjoyed watching you today. 360 00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:51,453 Little creepy, Mike. 361 00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:53,574 Not like that. 362 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:54,809 It just blew me away 363 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,401 how you came back and apologized. 364 00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,223 And you, like, meant it. 365 00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:01,121 Yeah, when I'm wrong, I like to own it. 366 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:04,381 When I'm wrong, I just dig in. 367 00:16:04,449 --> 00:16:06,350 That used to be me. 368 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,211 I would move out of state before I'd admit I was wrong. 369 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,199 Literally spent two years in Tucson 370 00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,394 to avoid saying, "Maybe you were right." 371 00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:15,809 Very sunny, bring a hat. 372 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,374 Point is, I started Gog to AA a few years ago. 373 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:23,600 Now I'm apologizing left and right. 374 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,152 And you know what? 375 00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:26,778 It's made my life better. 376 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:31,575 Wow. You're sober and your fiancé opened a bar? 377 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,267 Yeah, don't get me started. 378 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,094 Well, I got to go. 379 00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:40,871 The wife was pretty steamed when I left. 380 00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:43,854 Wish she was like you and would just say I was right. 381 00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:46,414 - Were you? - No. 382 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,098 You're not gonna drive home, are you? 383 00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:53,858 I live across the street. 384 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,337 But you're right, I shouldn't drive. 385 00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:02,895 Yeah, definitely not. 386 00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:07,644 Where'd Mike go? 387 00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:09,336 He went home. He left his keys. 388 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,796 Great, let's sell his car and pay some bills. 389 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:17,054 It's so weird how we're still standing in line 390 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,714 and there isn't even a line anymore. 391 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:22,626 I hope Christy's okay. 392 00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:24,080 Of course she's okay. 393 00:17:24,105 --> 00:17:25,405 She's smoking. 394 00:17:25,473 --> 00:17:28,541 And I'm gonna tell her she can go get home on the bus. 395 00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,234 Jill, calm down. 396 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,957 When has saying that ever worked? 397 00:17:31,982 --> 00:17:33,863 Be taller, Wendy! 398 00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:39,162 Christy! 399 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,755 Hello, Jill. 400 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,291 (gasps) You got hugged! 401 00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:47,484 Yeah. 402 00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,553 How the hell did that happen?! 403 00:17:49,578 --> 00:17:51,545 I gave her toilet paper. 404 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,704 (screaming) 405 00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:05,585 Okay, that thing's really on there. 406 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,109 Okay, so how was it? 407 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,722 Honestly, it was kinda life-changing. 408 00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:17,648 You could've downplayed it a little. 409 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:18,974 I did. 410 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,018 For one solid minute, 411 00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,723 Dhara gave me her full attention 412 00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:28,451 and it made me feel so... valued. 413 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,809 Well, yippee for you. 414 00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:33,497 It made me realize I haven't been giving you guys 415 00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:34,956 the attention you deserve. 416 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,243 I'm inconsiderate, I'm always late, 417 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:41,045 and even when I am with you, my head's in a different place. 418 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,905 That's exactly what I've been saying. 419 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,385 Jill, you came here for a hug 420 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,877 and you're gonna get one. 421 00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:52,125 For the next minute, it's just you and me. 422 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:54,098 But you're just a regular person. 423 00:18:54,122 --> 00:18:57,453 - What's that gonna do? - Come here. 424 00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:01,842 (groans) 425 00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:09,019 Okay, this is weird. 426 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,105 Oh, well, it's not terrible. 427 00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:20,766 (exhales) 428 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:24,137 It's actually kinda nice. 429 00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:27,710 Something's happening. 430 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:33,294 I love you, Christy. 431 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:35,722 (sniffles) 432 00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:37,824 I think I love everybody. 433 00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:43,476 Oh, God, now... now I remember what my intention was. 434 00:19:43,587 --> 00:19:46,012 I just really wanted a hug. 435 00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:48,161 (sniffles) 436 00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:53,110 Have you ever noticed anything strange about my ears? 437 00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:54,578 (sniffles) 438 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,954 The big one or the little one? 439 00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:09,677 - Hey. - Hey, this is a surprise. 440 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:12,280 Christy's been in such a happy spiritual place lately, 441 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:13,638 I had to get away from her. 442 00:20:13,749 --> 00:20:16,184 Well, don't worry, no happy people here. 443 00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,110 Even Mike stopped coming. 444 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,079 I actually saw Mike today. 445 00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:24,058 - Yeah, where? - My AA meeting. 446 00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:25,893 Seriously? 447 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:29,130 Yeah. Evidently something I said rang true. 448 00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:31,990 Nice work, Johnny Applesober. 449 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,398 This place is cool. 450 00:20:34,423 --> 00:20:37,941 Hey, welcome. Keep your mouth shut. 451 00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:39,876 Hi, we read about you on Yelp. 452 00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:40,934 Where's the dog? 453 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:44,288 Oh, he's around here somewhere. Gus? (whoops) 454 00:20:44,313 --> 00:20:47,048 - Turn on the charm, boy. - Oh, my God. 455 00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:48,974 Oh! Hi, baby. 456 00:20:49,084 --> 00:20:50,351 What are you drinking? 457 00:20:50,419 --> 00:20:52,053 This is our third day in Napa. 458 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,378 Anything but wine. 459 00:20:53,745 --> 00:20:55,679 Honey, they get it.