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- What is this?
- New menu.

2
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New menu? No one asked us.

3
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You put raisins in my Sunshine Salad?

4
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Where's my turkey burger?

5
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The chicken fingers
only come with three now?

6
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It doesn't even open.

7
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How can I whisper about Marjorie

8
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if I have nothing to hide behind?

9
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I knew you weren't ready for this.

10
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Well, that was stressful.

11
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit

12
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?

13
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Sorry. Tiny trees make me sad.

14
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That's why I don't eat broccoli.

15
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I can't. I'm getting something done.

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- Bonnie?
- I wish I could, but I have plans.

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She's helping me study for the GED.

18
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Oh, that's right, I
really do have plans.

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Unlike Miss Getting Something Done.

20
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.

21
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Yeah, it's the first step towards
getting my contractor's license.

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The second step is
learning how not to show up

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when I say I will.

24
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(laughter)

25
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It's so cute. These two have had a lot

26
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of late-night study
sessions at my house.

27
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.

28
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We feed it to the cats to shut them up.

29
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?

30
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(imitates muffled meow)

31
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Oh, here comes the smoker.

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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.

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Would you like to look at the new menu,

34
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or is it gonna freak you out?

35
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?

36
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(sighs)

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Sorry I'm late.

38
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There was a big accident on the freeway.

39
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Oh, please. You were smoking.

40
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Both could be true.

41
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They're not, but they could be.

42
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Well, I'm glad you're here.

43
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I brought something for you.

44
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That's sweet.

45
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How come she gets a gift and we don't?

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And by "we," I mean "me."

47
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Oh.

48
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They're beautiful.

49
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Never mind. Whatever
that is, I don't want one.

50
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They're lungs.

51
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We use them at the
hospital to scare teenagers.

52
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Healthy lung, smoker's lung.

53
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.

54
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So what you're saying is I
don't have to quit till June.

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♪♪

56
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Come on, Tammy.

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The square of the hypotenuse

58
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of a right triangle is equal to what?

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26.

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24.

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Eight.

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I'm not looking for a number.

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X. Lot of times it's X.

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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares

65
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of the two adjacent sides.

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Which is probably 26.

67
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?

68
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.

69
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God, I'm never gonna pass.

70
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You'll be fine. You were the "A" student

71
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when we were teenagers.

72
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That was many brain cells ago.

73
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You know, before the drinking, the drugs

74
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and my Roller Derby concussions.

75
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- Hey.
- Hey.

76
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Hey. Tammy, I specifically
put the lungs away

77
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so I wouldn't have to see that.

78
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Wendy told me to keep
it in your face. Catch.

79
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Hey. How many times have I told you kids

80
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to not play lung in the house?

81
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Wendy is driving me crazy.

82
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer

83
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and holes in their throats.

84
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Gross. Can you forward me one?

85
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.

86
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The carrot on the stick. Well played.

87
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Why is my Visa bill so high?

88
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Don't look at me. I
haven't used your Visa card

89
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since Starbucks started asking for I.D.

90
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.

91
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I spent over $200 on
cigarettes last month?

92
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(exhales)

93
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That's it. I'm quitting.

94
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,

95
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but the Visa bill did?

96
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We're all gonna die of something.

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Until then, I need money.

98
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(gasps) I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.

99
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.

100
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I am so proud of you.

101
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I hate that nasty habit.

102
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Awfully judgy for a woman

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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.

104
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Even high, I was an innovator.

105
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This is gonna be good.

106
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This is the right decision.
(chuckles) I just saved my own life.

107
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What have you done today?

108
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping
me study for the GED.

109
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She knows this stuff better than I do.

110
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

111
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.

112
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Why the hell would I do that?

113
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.

114
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?

115
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Should I have had one final cigarette

116
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before I threw them all away?

117
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out

118
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.

119
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- Hey.
- Adam's home.

120
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- Calm down.
- What's going on?

121
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I quit smoking. And it's a nightmare.

122
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.

123
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- That sounds like a great idea...
- Now, don't you start.

124
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- Why?
- You always say you hate

125
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being a building manager.  Maybe
this will open up some doors.

126
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.

127
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Sorry, I'm out.

128
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Okay, guys, I'm just
gonna take out the trash.

129
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Oh, wait, honey.

130
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Before you go...

131
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I will dance on your grave.

132
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What are we thinking?

133
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Are we feeling brave?

134
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It's just, we're not good with change.

135
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Okay, but you're missing
out on the new salad.

136
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New salad?

137
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No. Not ready.

138
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Where's Tammy?

139
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She's home studying.

140
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The GED's tomorrow.

141
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That's a shot at me, right?

142
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What are you talking about?

143
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Because I won't take the test

144
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and everyone's harassing me about it.

145
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Oh, my God. Shut up already.

146
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Take it, don't take it, who cares?

147
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So, Christy quit smoking.

148
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Yay.

149
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I can wear silk again.

150
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And your health, and your health.

151
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Good for you, sweetie.

152
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And just so you know,

153
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the next few days
could be a little rocky.

154
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Will they, oh wise one?

155
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Why don't you just
shut the knowledge hole?

156
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.

157
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Why wouldn't you want to take the GED?

158
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Because I'm not good
at tests. I always fail.

159
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.

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Which is better anyway.

161
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.

162
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.

163
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White socks.

164
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.

165
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,

166
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but you were drinking
and using back then.

167
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Wendy, what's new with you?

168
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Don't try to change the subject

169
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by pretending to care about Wendy.

170
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Yeah.

171
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.

172
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You're a strong, sober woman now,

173
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and that means you're
capable of handling things

174
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that you couldn't handle before.

175
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JILL: Well,

176
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that's beautiful.

177
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.

178
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Nope, nope. (grunts) I spoke too soon.

179
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Do you realize it's been 40 years

180
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since we sat together in a classroom?

181
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Longer than that, isn't it?

182
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Well, it was 1975.

183
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How many years is that?

184
00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:03,383
(mouthing)

185
00:08:06,471 --> 00:08:09,835
I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.

186
00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,735
All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.

187
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The test will begin in two minutes.

188
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I'm so glad we studied together.

189
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I feel so prepared.

190
00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:21,648
How you doing? Good, good, good, good.

191
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,496
Hey, will you switch with me?

192
00:08:24,521 --> 00:08:26,138
- Why?
- There's a squirrel out here.

193
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It looks like he's wearing pants.

194
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,734
- It's distracting.
- Yeah. Okay.

195
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(sighs)

196
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(grunts)

197
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This chair has a wobbly back.

198
00:08:44,866 --> 00:08:47,542
(whispering): Hey. My
friend thinks you're cute.

199
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Would you mind swapping seats?

200
00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:03,379
- You okay?
- Perfect.

201
00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:07,249
Except Big Ben is ticking in my ear.

202
00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,822
Hey. Would you switch with me?

203
00:09:17,847 --> 00:09:19,847
Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.

204
00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:26,897
Hey, Bonnie!

205
00:09:27,331 --> 00:09:29,718
- So glad we're doing this together.
- Me, too.

206
00:09:30,665 --> 00:09:32,665
PROCTOR: And begin.

207
00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:39,461
(inhales sharply)

208
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,304
Which one of you is wearing perfume?

209
00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:50,832
Look at those lucky bastards,

210
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,374
puffing away without
a care in the world.

211
00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:56,267
And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.

212
00:09:56,648 --> 00:09:59,397
Yeah, but you're going to
live longer than they are.

213
00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:01,085
Step away.

214
00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:06,515
Quitting smoking still hard?

215
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,702
Yes, Jill. Yes, it is.

216
00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,686
Why don't you try that nicotine gum?

217
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,218
It's supposed to take the edge off.

218
00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:17,327
Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?

219
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,804
Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?

220
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,089
I know that if you keep
talking to me like that,

221
00:10:25,142 --> 00:10:27,976
this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.

222
00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,366
Aw, go ahead.

223
00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:33,431
And I'll give you a
refreshing cinnamon blast

224
00:10:33,456 --> 00:10:35,320
right in the eye.

225
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:39,237
You know what? I'm
gonna go scrub the sink.

226
00:10:39,262 --> 00:10:40,929
Come on, Wendy, show me how.

227
00:10:43,421 --> 00:10:46,110
Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?

228
00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:47,801
Christy ate, like, 30 of them.

229
00:10:47,826 --> 00:10:49,609
Do not ask her about it.

230
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:52,687
Oh, my God, you guys. I
got my score. I passed!

231
00:10:52,712 --> 00:10:55,000
Oh, fantastic.

232
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,532
Mom, did you get yours?

233
00:10:58,786 --> 00:11:00,152
I failed.

234
00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:01,626
What? No.

235
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:02,927
No, it's okay. I'm good.

236
00:11:03,711 --> 00:11:06,515
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm fine.

237
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,187
This one would like to stay out.

238
00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:32,272
Mom, you okay?

239
00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:34,884
Want a cookie?

240
00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:36,397
Toothpick?

241
00:11:37,408 --> 00:11:39,291
Split a pack of cigarettes?

242
00:11:41,023 --> 00:11:43,178
I don't need you to feel sorry for me.

243
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,736
And stop eating these.

244
00:11:44,761 --> 00:11:47,280
I talked you into
this. It's all my fault.

245
00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:48,967
No, it's not. I failed a test.

246
00:11:48,992 --> 00:11:50,658
I've done it a million times.

247
00:11:50,932 --> 00:11:52,682
You knew this stuff. What happened?

248
00:11:52,707 --> 00:11:54,407
What always happens... I couldn't focus.

249
00:11:54,432 --> 00:11:56,733
I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.

250
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,141
It didn't help that the
room was, like, 1,000 degrees

251
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,283
and there were sirens and
dogs and a mouth breather

252
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,891
who sounded like Darth Vader.

253
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:06,085
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.

254
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,078
(deep, rasping breaths)

255
00:12:10,139 --> 00:12:13,045
Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?

256
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,703
Never. Now, come on, let's go celebrate

257
00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:17,529
the one person in this
room who actually is smart.

258
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:21,228
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people

259
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,850
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.

260
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,444
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.

261
00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:28,991
- (whispers): So do you.
- Oh, so do I.

262
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,259
What's up?

263
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:32,283
I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.

264
00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:33,841
Oh, that's understandable.

265
00:12:33,866 --> 00:12:36,053
But, honey, this is a big deal.

266
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,496
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.

267
00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:40,688
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.

268
00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:42,443
I passed, I passed, I passed.

269
00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:44,348
- Come on, Marge, dance with me.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.

270
00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:45,567
Okay, okay. I passed, I passed.

271
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,759
My hip. My back. My leg.

272
00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:54,600
Uh-uh, Christy, we're
waiting over here for them.

273
00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:56,880
I'm coming.

274
00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:59,833
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?

275
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,366
Now, why would she
have an alarm company?

276
00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:03,224
She barely has any furniture.

277
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,541
Attention deficit disorder.

278
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,399
Oh, that you definitely have.

279
00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:09,974
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree

280
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:12,143
in finger painting talking?

281
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,335
You know, it would explain a lot.

282
00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:16,230
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat

283
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,871
you're the captain of?

284
00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:20,044
I know a doctor who can test you.

285
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:22,320
- Ugh.
- Wouldn't kill you to check it out.

286
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:23,966
Actually, I think it
would, because if I find out

287
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,718
I have one more thing wrong
with me, I'm gonna go home

288
00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:26,835
and put my head in the oven.

289
00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:29,721
It's electric, but you can try.

290
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,083
All right, let's go.

291
00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,453
It's okay, blow right in my face.

292
00:13:39,891 --> 00:13:41,482
JILL: Christy!

293
00:13:41,913 --> 00:13:44,914
Love you guys. Smell you tomorrow.

294
00:13:49,882 --> 00:13:52,516
Oh. What are you doing up?

295
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,341
Nothing. What are you doing up?

296
00:13:54,387 --> 00:13:55,984
Nothing.

297
00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:05,297
What are you looking for?

298
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,566
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.

299
00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:11,069
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.

300
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:13,612
Damn it.

301
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,457
So, why are you really up?

302
00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:18,793
I'm reading about A.D.D.

303
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:21,556
I found this online test
that helps you figure out

304
00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:23,538
- if you might have it.
- Did you take it?

305
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,560
About half, and then I
found your credit card

306
00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:27,885
and bought a pair of yoga
pants, just for old time's sake.

307
00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:30,755
Well, first, give me my card.

308
00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:32,089
It's already back in your wallet.

309
00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:33,937
What is this, amateur hour?

310
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,954
All right, let me see this test.

311
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,429
(sighs)

312
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,017
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?

313
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,796
That's when I saw the
ad for the yoga pants,

314
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,343
so what do you think, sometimes?

315
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:50,107
Sure.

316
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:55,257
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?

317
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,093
(both laugh)

318
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,439
(both sigh)

319
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,459
Do you ever have
difficulty staying focused

320
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:11,249
during boring or repetitive tasks?

321
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:12,724
What's going on?

322
00:15:13,476 --> 00:15:14,942
Things were heating up in there,

323
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,687
and then you just wandered off.

324
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:29,898
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes.

325
00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:39,007
There it is.

326
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:41,194
Right?

327
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,273
Thought you quit.

328
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,085
I did.

329
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:51,023
Twice this morning, and
again ten minutes ago.

330
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,683
I don't get it.

331
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,807
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,

332
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,298
but I can't beat this?

333
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,511
Well, 'cause you had a lot of support

334
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:02,146
with those other things.

335
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,773
You ever considered Nicotine Anonymous?

336
00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:09,382
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?

337
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:13,148
- No more programs.
- Okay.

338
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,623
Maybe you're not ready to stop.

339
00:16:15,648 --> 00:16:18,108
But I hate it. My friends hate it.

340
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,557
It makes me smell bad.

341
00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:21,081
It's wreaking havoc on my skin.

342
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,772
My teeth are turning yellow.

343
00:16:22,797 --> 00:16:25,646
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.

344
00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:28,007
Excuse me, can you take this inside?

345
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:31,686
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.

346
00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:35,163
Yeah, this is my last one, too.

347
00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:37,431
(laughing)

348
00:16:40,929 --> 00:16:43,197
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.

349
00:16:43,222 --> 00:16:44,305
ALL: Hi, Bonnie.

350
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,974
So, I just came from the doctor,

351
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:49,804
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.

352
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,646
And it kind of explains my whole life.

353
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:57,515
My trouble at school, jobs,

354
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,741
relationships.

355
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,040
Good news is he says I
can take the GED again

356
00:17:03,075 --> 00:17:04,825
and ask for extra time.

357
00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,044
I can even take it in a room by myself

358
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,569
if I want to, where
there are no distractions.

359
00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,030
You know, a do-over.

360
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,062
I kind of wish I could get a do-over

361
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:16,999
for the other stuff I've
messed up in my life.

362
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:19,694
God.

363
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,013
How did no one notice this?

364
00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,896
I mean, if one foster parent

365
00:17:25,932 --> 00:17:27,815
or teacher or anybody had said,

366
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,374
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"

367
00:17:30,486 --> 00:17:32,152
everything could have been different.

368
00:17:32,663 --> 00:17:35,049
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,

369
00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:38,242
and now I find out it
didn't have to be that way?

370
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,393
Who knows what I could have done?

371
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:48,953
That's all I got.

372
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,483
Oh, one more thing.

373
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:55,009
If you've ever been mad
at me for falling asleep

374
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,438
or texting while you're
sharing, you can't be.

375
00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:59,213
I have A.D.D.

376
00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:10,149
This new salad is the best.

377
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,390
Why did we resist it?

378
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:14,199
I know. Nectarines, corn and cranberries

379
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:17,212
don't seem like they go
together, but they do.

380
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,621
Kind of like us.

381
00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,501
(all groan)

382
00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,619
I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

383
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,929
I hate it. Excuse me, Bea?

384
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:29,014
When I ordered this
salad, I didn't realize

385
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:30,836
there was all this gross stuff in it.

386
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,245
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.

387
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:35,554
Yeah, but here's the thing.

388
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,439
I have A.D.D.

389
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,416
I'll light a candle for you.

390
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:45,509
I'm gonna make you a t-shirt

391
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:48,727
that says "I have A.D.D."
so you don't have to say it as much.

392
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,618
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?

393
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:53,962
I got to feed my meter.

394
00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:56,228
Wait, before you go smoke,

395
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:59,353
we all chipped in and got you something.

396
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:03,806
If this is a kidney or a heart

397
00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:06,095
or any other diseased organ,

398
00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:09,791
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.

399
00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:12,947
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?

400
00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:15,001
Come on, open it.

401
00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:17,244
Ah.

402
00:19:18,587 --> 00:19:20,587
Nicotine gum.

403
00:19:20,986 --> 00:19:22,525
Have I really been that cranky?

404
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:23,697
ALL: Yes.

405
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,830
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.

406
00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:30,916
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.