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Hurry up! We have to go!
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I'm sorry. I wanted to
wear my Eagles T-shirt.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Oh.
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Come on, you know it looks
better with boobs in it.
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Well, you could say that about anything.
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Let's go.
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Bye, Christy.
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Bye.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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I am very, very sick.
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Well, off to serve people food.
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Honey, you look like
you're in The Addams Family.
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But I put on lip gloss.
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Was it gray?
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I think you have a fever.
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I gave lap dances
when I had chicken pox,
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I can power through
this... No, I can't. Oh.
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(retching)
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Poor thing. Ready?
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She's gonna be okay, right?
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- Are you gonna be okay?
- CHRISTY: You bet.
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Okay. Love you. Have fun.
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I mean, bye.
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You're gonna stretch my
shirt out in a weird way.
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Yeah, like you did with my thong?
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That was a joke. That
was funny. You laughed.
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Then in '80, I saw The Long Run tour.
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That was the first album
Timothy B. Schmit was on.
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People were freaking out,
shouting, "Where's Randy?"
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Then when Schmit came
out and started singing
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"I Can't Tell You Why," it was like
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a hippie angel was ju...
You're not even listening
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to my great Eagles story.
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I'm sorry. I'm having
this weird feeling.
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A-Are-are you
gonna throw up, too?
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Oh, God, can you do it out the window?
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I just had the van detailed.
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It's not that. I keep
picturing Christy alone
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on the bathroom floor and I get sad.
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Or is it worried?
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Maybe I'm just hungry.
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No, it's definitely an emotion.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to go home and
take care of my daughter.
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N-Now? We're almost to San Francisco.
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I know the timing's not
great, but I got to go back.
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Oh.
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Do I got to go back?
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What are you... Are
you suggesting I tuck
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and roll out of the
van and hitchhike home?
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No. Actually, I was thinking
that we could pull over
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at that diner and-and I'd wait with you
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until an Uber came and
pay for your ride home.
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Oh, that's reasonable, let's do that.
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Christy!
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(groans)
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Oh, honey.
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Mama's here.
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I skipped the concert
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and rushed home to take care of you.
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Oh, no.
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Now I'm hallucinating.
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♪♪
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How does so much stuff come
out of such a teeny person?
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You're like a clown car.
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I haven't had corn in weeks.
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How does it do that?
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Oh, boy, here it comes again.
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Hair's up, let it rip.
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False alarm.
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I'm calling it. Time of empty: 3:17.
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Ah.
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I can't believe, when I was drinking,
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vomiting was a regular part of my day.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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It was like sleeping or
eating or shoplifting.
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I actually used to choose my drinks
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based on how I thought they
would taste coming back up.
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That's pretty much the only reason
to drink créme de menthe.
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Barf that up, you're minty fresh,
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and go right back to making out.
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- You know what else I don't miss?
- Hmm.
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Having a dent in my
forehead because I passed out
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on a gas station toilet seat.
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Gas station? La-Di-da.
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I remember throwing up in my own pants.
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Aw. And it was such a shame
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because you had just stolen them.
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You want me to get you some water?
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Uh, water feels risky.
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But I think I'm ready
to leave the bathroom.
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- All right, let's do this.
- Ah.
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- Lean on me. I got you.
- (groans)
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Thanks. You're a good mom.
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What? Oh! Sorry, sorry.
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I'm sorry. Oh, God.
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It's just you've never said those words
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in that order without other
really mean words in the middle.
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Well, it's true.
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This has been miserable,
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but... you found a way
to make it kind of...
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Oh, oh, boy. Go back, go back.
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Go back, go back.
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Maybe after you puke you
can finish that compliment.
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(phone ringing)
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What? I'm in the middle of something.
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Where are you? The
meeting's about to start.
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Christy's sick, so I stayed
home to take care of her.
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Why do you lie for no reason?
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Goodbye, Jill.
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Bye, liar.
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This is so much less
stressful than stealing it
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from a Days Inn.
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What are you doing?
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I thought you could watch from bed.
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But we don't have a cable thing up here.
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Huh. Back you go.
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You know what you could do...
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What? What could I do?
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You could leave the TV,
go get the DVD player,
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and I could watch that.
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Great idea.
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A movie marathon of the
two DVDs we own coming up.
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Yay.
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Dirty Dancing first,
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then Sheena Easton's 7 Minute Stomach.
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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- You know what I want?
- What?
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Can I have some rainbow sherbet?
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We don't have any.
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The store does.
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Right, right. I'm on it.
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'Cause I'm a good mom, and
that's what good moms do.
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I'm just gonna take ten
bucks from your purse.
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I'm just gonna take the whole purse.
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I'm gonna take your car, too.
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I'm sorry, what am I getting again?
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Are we done cleaning up already?
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Record time.
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And with two less people.
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Well, you know why.
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Jill, be kind.
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Because the two less people
are Christy and Bonnie.
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I'm uncomfortable talking about them
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behind their back.
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Well, I'm not, and I'll say it again.
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Everything's easier without
Christy and Bonnie. Whoo!
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That's not fair. They help.
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You get that they're not here,
so we're being honest, right?
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Okay, I'll play.
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Have you ever noticed how
Bonnie takes, like, one chair
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and just leans on it until
we've finished all the work?
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And then Christy stops
helping to yell at Bonnie.
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And then we all have to stop to referee
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and validate their stupid feelings.
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And then everything's about them.
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Ooh, this is fun.
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Hey, if putting chairs
away is better without them,
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think how great the bistro's gonna be.
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Wait. Christy and Bonnie are the ones
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that make us go to the bistro.
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We can go anywhere.
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You're right. How about
Mexican? Or Italian.
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There's a Greek place around the block
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where the waiters dance.
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Okay, we'll go to the
bistro, but we don't have to.
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Freedom!
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Okay, this one's for cough,
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and this one's for fever.
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My kid has both. I
don't know what to do.
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Yeah. My daughter has the flu,
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but I don't want to give
her anything too strong.
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She's so tiny.
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This is the first time
Declan's ever been this sick.
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I feel completely helpless.
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Yeah, it's so hard to see your child
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lying in bed, suffering.
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And they don't understand
what's happening.
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No. You should've
seen my daughter's face
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when I told her she
couldn't go to school.
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You know, you sound
like such a good mom.
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Counting me, you're the third
person to say that today.
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Hmm.
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I'm going with this.
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It says "pediatrician recommended."
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I'm gonna go with this.
Christy loves purple flavor.
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Hmm.
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They say it gets easier
when they get older.
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Oh, fingers crossed.
Mine just turned two.
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- How old's yours?
- 41.
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(phone ringing)
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Do you guys wait for
me to pick something up,
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and then call?
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You know we can't see you, right?
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How's Christy?
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She's keeping down crackers.
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If that holds, we'll try some toast.
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If that stays put, we'll
show applesauce who's boss.
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Well, aren't you the good mom.
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That's the word on the street.
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I got to tell you, if I'd known
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taking care of your
kid was so rewarding,
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I would've jumped in much sooner.
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Yeah, too bad the joys of motherhood
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are such a well-kept secret.
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Totally. Someone should
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- put that on Facebook.
- (door opens, shuts)
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- I got to go.
- Tell Christy I said feel... hello?
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Hey. Hey. How was the concert?
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- Ah, it was okay.
- Just okay?
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I feel bad talking about
it 'cause you weren't there.
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Honey, I made a choice
to put my child first,
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and it's been deeply fulfilling.
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I don't regret missing the show at all.
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I went backstage!
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What?!
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Yes. I'm sitting next
to Joe Walsh's dentist.
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He totally hooked me
up. I met all the guys.
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That's... great.
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Yeah. Joe Walsh let me
noodle around on his guitar.
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That's what he called it. "Noodling."
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We hung out till 3:00 a.m.
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Don Henley asked me if I wanted
to split an egg roll with him.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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It was so awesome.
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I-I-I-I... Sorry.
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Don't be. I'm... actually fine.
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Really? You're not mad that I had
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the greatest night of my
life, and you weren't there?
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No. Would I have loved
to share an egg roll
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with Don Henley? Absolutely.
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I bet he'd take the smaller half.
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But my daughter needed me,
and I was there for her.
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So I had the greatest
night of my life, too.
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CHRISTY: Mom... I puked on my pillow.
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Got to go.
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- I have a picture of me and the guys.
- Don't push it!
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And because of that I had
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to empty the entire refrigerator.
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The meat had spoiled,
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and the cheese had spoiled.
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And I didn't think the
lettuce had spoiled,
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but it did spoil.
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Darn it, I got to pee.
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I'll finish the story when I come back.
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Can't wait, sweetie.
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00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:08,138
Oh, my God, she thinks that's a story.
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I lost seven years of my life in prison.
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I can't afford to sit through this.
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Our apex predator is missing.
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00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:20,652
What?
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00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:23,178
I saw this show on the
Nature Channel last night.
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I didn't want to watch it,
but my nails weren't dry,
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so I couldn't touch the remote.
260
00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:30,619
Turns out there are these
things called ecosystems,
261
00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:32,945
and when one piece is missing...
262
00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:36,558
- whole thing goes to hell.
- I see where you're going.
263
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,237
Not a clue.
264
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:41,106
Well, in India they have rats.
265
00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:42,771
But not too many,
because they have snakes
266
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that eat the rats.
267
00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:46,779
But not too many, because
they also have mongooses
268
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that eat the snakes.
269
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:50,516
It's gross but it's beautiful.
270
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,851
What does this have to
do with Wendy accidentally
271
00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:54,509
unplugging her fridge?
272
00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:58,056
She's the rat, and she's
telling endless stories
273
00:11:58,081 --> 00:11:59,759
because our snake's
been home for three days
274
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taking care of our
little blonde mongoose.
275
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:05,169
Oh, this was a metaphor.
276
00:12:11,138 --> 00:12:13,762
Yikes. 102.7.
277
00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:15,520
102.7.
278
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All of today's hits with
half the commercials.
279
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I made you some soup.
280
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No soup for me.
281
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When I say I made it, I
don't mean I microwaved it.
282
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I mean I... made it.
283
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:33,915
I did everything but...
(clicks tongue) the chicken.
284
00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:37,519
- You know what I really want?
- Soup?
285
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- A bath.
- Honey, I don't know.
286
00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:43,335
Maybe we should wait
till your fever breaks.
287
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- Bath.
- Soup.
288
00:12:46,048 --> 00:12:48,115
Can I take a bath in the soup?
289
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,411
If it makes you feel
better, I haven't had a bath
290
00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:54,035
or a shower or a full night's
sleep in the last three days.
291
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,521
Why would that make me feel better?
292
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,351
I don't know. It's just an update.
293
00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,724
Now take a nap.
294
00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:01,631
But I don't want to.
295
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,256
Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap.
296
00:13:04,281 --> 00:13:07,490
Okay. Oh...
297
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I'll take a nap in the bath.
298
00:13:16,736 --> 00:13:19,761
- Hey.
- Hey. When did you get here?
299
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Couple of minutes ago.
300
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,216
So, uh, what's going on?
301
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I made soup.
302
00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:30,213
Did any of it get in the pot?
303
00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:34,411
Ooh, sarcasm. Just what I need.
304
00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:36,912
Why are you here?
305
00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:38,490
I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
306
00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:40,536
I miss you, although
this short interaction
307
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:42,361
has fixed that.
308
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,653
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
309
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,876
I'm making 27 cups of tea a day,
310
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soup that nobody eats.
311
00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:49,536
I'm sleeping on the floor next to her
312
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in case she needs me.
313
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,071
I finally got a look under the bed.
314
00:13:52,095 --> 00:13:54,318
I think I know how Christy got sick.
315
00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:57,240
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
316
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,325
Yeah.
317
00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,437
You can eat my damn soup.
318
00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:04,383
Actually, I just had a cheeseburger.
319
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,174
Eat it!
320
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:20,339
(water running)
321
00:14:28,699 --> 00:14:29,864
Damn it!
322
00:14:29,976 --> 00:14:31,109
Huh?
323
00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:32,300
CHRISTY: What's happening?
324
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:35,660
You left the tub on.
There's water everywhere.
325
00:14:35,772 --> 00:14:37,572
(groans)
326
00:14:37,641 --> 00:14:40,279
I told you no bath.
327
00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:45,234
I just washed those.
What are you doing?!
328
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,191
I'm helping.
329
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,582
Stop it!
330
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,284
Now you got your PJs wet.
331
00:14:49,353 --> 00:14:51,935
God, you're driving me crazy!
332
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,771
I'm sorry.
333
00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,258
I'm sorry.
334
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,833
I was just try... try...
335
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,574
trying to help.
336
00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:05,377
I know you were. It's okay, it's okay.
337
00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:07,836
Let's, uh, let's get you changed
and get back to bed, okay?
338
00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,443
(moans)
339
00:15:11,053 --> 00:15:12,552
Mommy loves you.
340
00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:19,347
Just... stay still, don't move.
341
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,548
Ooh!
342
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:25,297
- (doorbell rings)
- Oh, come on.
343
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:27,288
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
344
00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:28,634
Just put these on and get back in bed
345
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,592
and don't do anything else.
346
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,199
Uh-huh.
347
00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:42,595
Oh...
348
00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:46,074
(grunts)
349
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,849
(sighs)
350
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,684
I got the door. Keep eating.
351
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,609
- But I hurt.
- I said eat.
352
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:01,877
Hey, we just came by
to see how it's going.
353
00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:05,003
It's going great. Really great.
354
00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:06,415
Why are you wet?
355
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,973
'Cause it's going bad.
356
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,904
Really bad.
357
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,966
You poor thing.
358
00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:14,112
One time at the hospital,
I had 14 patients...
359
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:15,470
Oh, shut up, Wendy.
360
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,724
Yeah, baby, get that rat.
361
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:21,676
CHRISTY: Mom? Can I take a bath?
362
00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:23,264
Oh, my God. I'm coming.
363
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:25,123
No, you sit. I got this.
364
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,892
Wendy, take care of Christy.
365
00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:30,046
Tammy, why don't you
go make Bonnie some tea?
366
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,170
Coming up.
367
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,231
Oh, hi, Adam.
368
00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:35,369
Why didn't anyone tell me he was here?
369
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,327
What you doing?
370
00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:41,821
I tried.
371
00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:45,502
I tried to be perfect
and then I yelled at her.
372
00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:47,260
I yelled at my sick child.
373
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:48,795
I'm a monster.
374
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,741
Bonnie, even the best mom in the world
375
00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:53,038
is gonna lose it once in a while.
376
00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:55,656
No one told me being a
parent would be this hard.
377
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,138
Really? I don't even have
a kid and I know that.
378
00:16:58,163 --> 00:16:59,774
(laughs): I mean, just
look around the airport.
379
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:01,766
People are losing their minds.
380
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:05,101
It was going so well. I
don't know what happened.
381
00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:07,313
You stopped taking care of yourself.
382
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,560
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
383
00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:11,151
Or had a manicure?
384
00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:13,562
Did you dig a shallow
grave with those things?
385
00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:16,122
Christy needs me.
386
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:19,015
If I leave her now, I'm
exactly who I used to be.
387
00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:21,061
If you left to score
coke and didn't come back
388
00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:22,890
for four days, then, yeah.
389
00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,247
But a manicure's okay.
390
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:27,508
Or a meeting.
391
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,121
It's hard to be there for someone else
392
00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:32,523
if you're falling apart.
393
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,832
You going to a meeting is
you taking care of Christy.
394
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:40,213
You could go to a
meeting, then a manicure.
395
00:17:40,238 --> 00:17:42,959
CHRISTY: I don't want
to put on my pajamas.
396
00:17:42,984 --> 00:17:44,581
And you can't make me.
397
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,741
That's it. I'm done having children!
398
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:03,760
(whoops) Froot Loops.
399
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:06,865
Oh, or do I want Lucky Charms?
400
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,779
Oh, can I get both?
401
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,764
You know how you get when
you have too much sugar.
402
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:14,541
Come on. I was sick for a week. Please?
403
00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:17,870
- Okay, but just this one time.
- Yay!
404
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:21,158
Ooh, you know what else I
really want? Canned ravioli.
405
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,683
I thought we were done throwing up.
406
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,665
Please.
407
00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:28,094
- Fine, but that's it.
- Yay!
408
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,898
Declan's mom? Christy's mom.
409
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:39,722
(crying): Oh, hi.
410
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:41,046
What's going on?
411
00:18:41,071 --> 00:18:43,303
Declan's cold turned
into the stomach flu
412
00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:45,692
and then into an ear
infection and now it's strep
413
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:47,284
and I can't stop crying
414
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:51,196
and I am just failing so
hard at this mom stuff.
415
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:54,081
- Where is Declan now?
- He's with my husband.
416
00:18:54,106 --> 00:18:56,376
Okay, text him and tell him
you're gonna be a little late.
417
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,653
- Why? - Because you and I are
gonna go get our nails done.
418
00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,911
- Oh, I don't, I...
- You can't take care of your son
419
00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:03,702
unless you take care of yourself.
420
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,836
I'm too tired to argue.
421
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:06,994
Kids will do that to you.
422
00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:08,052
(both chuckle)
423
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,077
By the way, I'm Bonnie.
424
00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:10,501
Mackenzie.
425
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,233
Can I at least get my groceries?
426
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,735
No.
427
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:21,853
Mom?
428
00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:25,045
Mom?
429
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,059
I lost my mom.