1
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Here you go.

2
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Yeah, I used to clap
like that for cocaine.

3
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Mmm. I started thinking
about this during the meeting.

4
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Was it while this one was sharing?

5
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'Cause I was thinking about sloppy Joes.

6
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Are they really sloppy? And who's Joe?

7
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That was a really
heartfelt share, you guys.

8
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Oh, honey, I listened.

9
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Yeah? What was it about?

10
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You...

11
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[clears throat]: and pain and...

12
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how glad you are to be sober.

13
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You were listening!

14
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- Hey.
- OTHERS: Hey!

15
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- You're back!
- How was prison?

16
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Well, I got to bring
a sandwich and leave,

17
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so way better than last time.

18
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Tammy did a great job

19
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making amends to some
of her fellow inmates.

20
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And I totally lucked
out, 'cause two were dead.

21
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One natural causes;
one shanked in the yard.

22
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Man, I do not miss
those volleyball games.

23
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MARJORIE: Yeah.

24
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Well, she's gonna make a donation
to charity in their names.

25
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Yeah, you said that a lot in
the car, but I never agreed.

26
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Yeah, she's big on charities.

27
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I went to make an
amends to a dry cleaners,

28
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but the shop was gone. Next
thing I know, I'm writing

29
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a check to save a bunch of
animals I used to wear as coats.

30
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And how did you feel afterwards?

31
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Light as a feather. Shut up.

32
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So, who's next on your list?

33
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Oh, the foster parents
Bonnie and I lived with.

34
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Yeah, I-I keep pushing it down,
but I think I got to do it.

35
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Oh, honey, you're ready.

36
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I don't know. Bonnie, when
you did it, how'd it go?

37
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Classic amends.

38
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Start out awkward,
push through the pain,

39
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end it with hugs and tears,
and afterwards I felt...

40
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How did you put it, Jill? It was so apt.

41
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Yes. Light as a feather.

42
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- Too much detail. She's lying.
- Mm-hmm.

43
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Never snitch on the family.

44
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Oh, Bonnie, you got to make amends

45
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to your foster parents.

46
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- They were there for you when...
- Back it down, mouse.

47
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Wait, it's perfect.
You can come with me.

48
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We'll do it together. Amends buddies.

49
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That's a great idea.

50
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Is it, Marge?

51
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You should do it.

52
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I mean, what else have you got going on?

53
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Well, aren't you full of
opinions with your messy mouth.

54
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Ow. Ow!

55
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Stay still. You dipped
your napkin in my water.

56
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Well, I'm still drinking mine.

57
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♪♪

58
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This is so weird.

59
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- [laughs]
- It looks exactly the same.

60
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Oh, my God, check it out. I'm shaking.

61
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Can we agree this is 20 minutes maximum

62
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unless there are snacks?

63
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- Works for me.
- Uh-huh.

64
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Wait, what are you doing?

65
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I'm just making sure
they still live here.

66
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Here we go. Electric
bill to Claire Dickinson.

67
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All right, this is really happening.

68
00:03:02,524 --> 00:03:05,500
Think she wants this
Bed Bath & Beyond coupon?

69
00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,448
I need towels.

70
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We're here to make an amends.
You're already stealing?

71
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It really is like old times.

72
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Can I help you?

73
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Mrs. Dickinson, it's us.

74
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We used to live here.

75
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Bonnie and Tammy?

76
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[gasps] Oh, my goodness.

77
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You remember?

78
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Of course I do!

79
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You're the tallest girls I ever saw.

80
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Come in, come in.

81
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She got old.

82
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- We got old.
- Not that old.

83
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♪♪

84
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Sorry, ladies, no bistro for us tonight.

85
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Marjorie got tickets to
a show and invited me.

86
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Oh, well, doesn't that sound like fun.

87
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I'm sure there's more
tickets if you want to come.

88
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The Napa Valley Retirement Home
is doing The Book of Mormon.

89
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We don't need to do
everything as a group.

90
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All right, Wendy, we better get going.

91
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Curtain's up at 6:00.

92
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Have fun.

93
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Yeah, so I guess it's just
you and me at the bistro.

94
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- Yep. The cool kids.
- [chuckles]

95
00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,810
And that's not just what I call
us... I've heard other people say it.

96
00:04:05,835 --> 00:04:07,924
Oh. [clears throat]

97
00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,075
What?

98
00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,252
Those two guys are staring at us.

99
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Oh, now they're coming over
here, they're moving fast,

100
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and here they are.

101
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- Hey!
- Hey.

102
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Um, really liked your share. Mark.

103
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Christy. [chuckles]

104
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I don't even know what I said.

105
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Whenever I share, I sort of black out

106
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and then come to when I sit back down.

107
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Well, you were talking about your mom.

108
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Yep, that sounds like me.

109
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[clears throat] Christy, we should go.

110
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- Well, Dane and I were...
- [loudly]: I'm Dane.

111
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Hi.

112
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We-we were wondering if you'd
like to get a coffee with us.

113
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[loudly]: We've been
wanting to ask for a while

114
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but we're scared of Marjorie.

115
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You're doing it again.

116
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Um, we usually grab a bite after
the meeting at Duke's Diner.

117
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- Oh, we wish we could, but...
- Sure! Why not!

118
00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,484
Why in the hell would you say yes?

119
00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:09,588
I thought it'd be fun to
be spontaneous for once.

120
00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:12,133
Then wear something that isn't a hoodie!

121
00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:15,663
Hey. Need I point out, neither
of us has a guy right now.

122
00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,882
I don't think we can afford to be picky.

123
00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:19,438
But those guys have heard our shares.

124
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They know everything about us.

125
00:05:21,181 --> 00:05:22,854
They know you're a former
stripper/gambling addict

126
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who still lives with her mom,

127
00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,430
and they know I've
had my teeth bleached!

128
00:05:27,737 --> 00:05:29,391
Look, this is good. We don't have

129
00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,548
to break it to them that we're in AA.

130
00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:34,055
That whole, "Would you
like something to drink?"

131
00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,344
"No, I'll have ginger ale,
'cause I'm on antibiotics."

132
00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:40,252
Or, "I'm still hungover
from last night."

133
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Or, "I might be pregnant."

134
00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:45,910
Mm. Bet that guy didn't call back.

135
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Actually, he did.

136
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Weird.

137
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All right, so which one do you want?

138
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,964
Double divorce pill-head with
kids who don't talk to him,

139
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or heroin addict whose bottom
was waking up in a motel

140
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with something stuck in his bottom.

141
00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:03,928
He hit a bottom bottom.

142
00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,828
[both laugh]

143
00:06:06,715 --> 00:06:07,977
[sighs]

144
00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:11,766
What? I still want to look good.

145
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Just look at the two of you!

146
00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:18,029
Oh, I only wish Frank were here.

147
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He would have loved this surprise.

148
00:06:20,197 --> 00:06:22,338
I know this is awkward, but is he, like,

149
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at the store or dead... ?

150
00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,085
He passed ten years ago.

151
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I'm so sorry.

152
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- He adored you, Tammy.
- Oh.

153
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I'm sorry, too.

154
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Thanks.

155
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Oh! I want to show you something.

156
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Oh...

157
00:06:43,074 --> 00:06:44,900
Well, two things haven't changed...

158
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this carpet, and she still hates me.

159
00:06:47,381 --> 00:06:48,860
She does not hate you.

160
00:06:48,904 --> 00:06:50,777
How would you know? You're
too busy getting adored

161
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by dead Frank.

162
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[laughs] Do you recognize these?

163
00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:58,584
No way! I made those for
you, like, in eighth grade.

164
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- I love them, and I still
use them all the time. - Aw.

165
00:07:01,395 --> 00:07:03,614
Sweet! Do you have anything I made?

166
00:07:03,962 --> 00:07:06,800
The only thing you
ever made me was crazy.

167
00:07:09,987 --> 00:07:12,555
You know, speaking of crazy,
that's kind of why we're here.

168
00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,291
Um, now that I'm sober,

169
00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:15,974
I want to make an amends to you.

170
00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:18,169
Um, the night you kicked me out,

171
00:07:18,194 --> 00:07:21,415
I came back and I
destroyed your rosebushes.

172
00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:25,810
Not a great move in shorts,
but still, I'm sorry.

173
00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,647
I just assumed it was Bonnie.

174
00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:31,106
Nope. And for the record,

175
00:07:31,131 --> 00:07:33,394
Iraq... not my fault, either.

176
00:07:34,748 --> 00:07:38,177
From that night forward, I just
blamed you for every bad thing I did,

177
00:07:38,202 --> 00:07:40,994
and I carried that resentment
around with me for years,

178
00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:43,828
but you are not responsible
for how my life turned out.

179
00:07:44,183 --> 00:07:46,110
You don't know how much it means to me

180
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that you came all this way to apologize.

181
00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:50,400
[Bonnie clears throat]

182
00:07:50,683 --> 00:07:52,595
Well, I've got something to say, too.

183
00:07:53,198 --> 00:07:56,589
I also got sober, and I also
would like to make an amends.

184
00:07:58,253 --> 00:08:00,211
I smoked marijuana in your house.

185
00:08:00,236 --> 00:08:02,105
I snuck in boys.

186
00:08:02,446 --> 00:08:04,622
I stole money and booze.

187
00:08:06,124 --> 00:08:07,917
And this coupon.

188
00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,593
And it was me that
planted Frank's wallet

189
00:08:15,618 --> 00:08:18,534
in Tammy's backpack, which
led you to kicking her out.

190
00:08:19,183 --> 00:08:20,343
Anyway...

191
00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,364
I hope you can accept my amends

192
00:08:22,389 --> 00:08:25,050
and just know that I don't
live my life like that anymore.

193
00:08:28,221 --> 00:08:29,483
Okay.

194
00:08:30,461 --> 00:08:32,637
How about I get us some cake?

195
00:08:34,923 --> 00:08:36,620
[sighs]

196
00:08:37,605 --> 00:08:38,970
I'm so glad we did this.

197
00:08:39,014 --> 00:08:40,320
Well, of course you are.

198
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,847
"I use your potholder every day!"

199
00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:45,281
- You're being so immature.
- Shut up!

200
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,891
- You shut up.
- You shut up.

201
00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:48,153
Quit it! Stop it!

202
00:08:48,197 --> 00:08:49,329
Get off me!

203
00:08:50,392 --> 00:08:52,089
- Girls!
- [gasps]

204
00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,158
Girls!

205
00:08:53,202 --> 00:08:55,204
BOTH: Sorry, Mrs. Dickinson.

206
00:09:02,761 --> 00:09:04,953
Well, here we are.

207
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,328
Oh-ho, wow!

208
00:09:06,389 --> 00:09:08,304
Nothing's changed!

209
00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:10,679
Yes, we've covered that
nothing has changed.

210
00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:13,937
Oh, my God, I'm 14 again.

211
00:09:14,214 --> 00:09:16,443
This calls for hot chocolate.

212
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,927
My favorite. I remember.

213
00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,012
And I'll take one, too.

214
00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,930
You can hear me, right?
My voice still works?

215
00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:27,802
Come on, Bonnie, it's not that bad.

216
00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:29,605
She didn't even acknowledge my amends.

217
00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:30,935
She totally blew me off.

218
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,807
Well, I don't think that's the point.

219
00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:35,592
I mean, I think we're
here to clean up the past,

220
00:09:35,636 --> 00:09:37,377
and if we get a hug out of it, great.

221
00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,117
Yeah, says the girl who got a hug

222
00:09:39,142 --> 00:09:40,535
and a confirmed hot chocolate.

223
00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,534
Mine's still up in the air.

224
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,949
I remember my first month here.

225
00:09:46,363 --> 00:09:49,322
I would just stare at the
ceiling and count those dots

226
00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,955
until I fell asleep.

227
00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:53,784
All I was doing was
planning ways to escape.

228
00:09:54,175 --> 00:09:56,961
Well, you did, out that
window, five nights a week.

229
00:09:56,986 --> 00:09:58,161
Ah.

230
00:09:58,186 --> 00:09:59,492
Hey.

231
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,593
There's my old getaway tree. [chuckles]

232
00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:03,446
Maybe I could use it now.

233
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,211
You do, and I'm telling.

234
00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,673
Yeah, you always did.

235
00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:09,496
The messed up thing is,

236
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,697
as much as I hated this place,

237
00:10:11,814 --> 00:10:15,027
this ended up being the
best part of my childhood.

238
00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:17,460
Don't you wish you could go back

239
00:10:17,504 --> 00:10:20,027
and tell 14-year-old Bonnie,

240
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,465
"Your life is gonna work out"?

241
00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,926
[scoffs] She wouldn't have listened.

242
00:10:23,951 --> 00:10:26,488
She would have flipped
me off and stolen my car.

243
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,823
Okay, where the hell are they?

244
00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:35,260
Do you think it's
possible we got stood up?

245
00:10:35,285 --> 00:10:37,902
I think it's possible you got stood up.

246
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:41,402
Which is crazy, because they were not...

247
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,449
great.

248
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:47,944
So, what do you want to do?
You want to stay?

249
00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:50,120
We could eat like it's not a date.

250
00:10:50,145 --> 00:10:51,775
You mean like chicken
fingers, onion rings

251
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,410
and mozzarella sticks?

252
00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:56,281
Or something from the grown-up menu.

253
00:10:56,325 --> 00:10:58,527
Onion rings, onion rings, onion rings!

254
00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:05,004
Hey, Mrs. Dickinson.

255
00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:08,337
Oh, hi. Where's Tammy?

256
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,184
She found her journal.
I thought I'd leave her alone

257
00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:14,058
with her rudimentary
drawings of David Cassidy.

258
00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:18,320
- Need any help?
- No, I've-I've got it.

259
00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,656
You know, a couple fun
facts I didn't get to share.

260
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,675
I have a daughter.

261
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:24,832
She's in law school.

262
00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:26,660
I have a fiancé.

263
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,121
He's in a wheelchair.

264
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:31,011
Yeah. I'm that good a person.

265
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,406
I manage an apartment building.

266
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,323
Wish I'd ended on
"wheelchair," but you get it.

267
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:41,050
That's very nice, Bonnie.

268
00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:43,783
"Very nice"?

269
00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:46,027
I'm a frickin' miracle.

270
00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:47,245
You know what?

271
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:48,725
You know what, forget it.

272
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:50,441
But I got to tell you,

273
00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:51,902
this is just like when we were kids.

274
00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:54,209
You always loved Tammy and you hated me.

275
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,516
I never hated you.

276
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,325
Then why did Tammy get
all the special treatment?

277
00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:01,956
Sit down.

278
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,441
I may have given extra
attention to Tammy

279
00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:13,331
because she came from
such a difficult situation.

280
00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:14,577
So did I.

281
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:16,168
This was my ninth foster home.

282
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,034
But it was Tammy's first.

283
00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:20,061
And it was right after the incident.

284
00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:21,341
Well, I had incidents, too.

285
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,324
Plenty of 'em.

286
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,455
Yeah.

287
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,613
But your father didn't kill your mother.

288
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,072
I assumed that you knew.

289
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:32,284
[scoffs]

290
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,684
Oh, she never spoke
to me about it either.

291
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,370
The social worker told me.

292
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,019
God.

293
00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:45,670
She was so fragile when she came here.

294
00:12:46,128 --> 00:12:48,742
I needed to make an extra effort

295
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,495
so she knew she was loved.

296
00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:54,683
All this time, I thought
you just didn't like me.

297
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,050
Oh, I guess that wasn't fair to you.

298
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:03,222
Well, I will say, you
didn't make it easy.

299
00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:05,383
Any time I reached out to you,

300
00:13:05,408 --> 00:13:08,237
you had your walls up pretty high.

301
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,418
I eventually just made sure

302
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,787
that you had a roof over your head

303
00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:17,640
and food on your plate and...

304
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,191
clothes on your back.

305
00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:22,950
I'd argue with you, but I was...

306
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,005
well, let's say a handful.

307
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:28,408
By the time I got to you,

308
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,441
you just looked like
the rest of 'em to me.

309
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,569
Well, for what it's worth,

310
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,702
it sounds like

311
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,878
you have made a great life for yourself.

312
00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:44,188
[chuckles] I am proud of you, Bonnie.

313
00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:46,151
You are?

314
00:13:51,771 --> 00:13:53,917
Why don't I get you a hot chocolate.

315
00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:59,334
I want to take these
onion rings home with me

316
00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:01,206
and do terrible things to them.

317
00:14:02,245 --> 00:14:03,705
Dip it in sauce.

318
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:04,818
Which one?

319
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,236
All three.

320
00:14:06,297 --> 00:14:08,386
- At the same time?
- Just do it.

321
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,611
Oh!

322
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:19,267
We should bottle this.
We'd make millions.

323
00:14:19,739 --> 00:14:22,742
We'll call it ran-barbe-tard.

324
00:14:24,253 --> 00:14:26,796
Andy taught me the
magic of the triple dip.

325
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,799
Mmm. You really liked him, didn't you?

326
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:31,689
It was the first time I was with a guy

327
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,760
and didn't once think about my ex.

328
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:36,761
It's been so long since I've
felt like that about anyone.

329
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,462
I do find it odd that you're so, so, so,

330
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,707
so single all the time.

331
00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:46,883
I mean, you're pretty, you're smart,

332
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:48,358
you're nice.

333
00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:50,515
Do you want to go out with me?

334
00:14:51,027 --> 00:14:53,127
Check back in a year.

335
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:55,564
- Aw.
- Hmm.

336
00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:56,696
What are you doing?

337
00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:57,958
Putting it in my phone.

338
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:59,786
"April 2020.

339
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,847
Lesbian, question mark."

340
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,267
Aw.

341
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:04,722
[chuckles]

342
00:15:04,878 --> 00:15:06,811
Uh, should we get out of here?

343
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:09,230
Yeah. Let's go see a movie or something.

344
00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:10,642
Okay. I'll get this.

345
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,886
You get the popcorn.

346
00:15:13,408 --> 00:15:15,168
[sighs] This turned out
to be a pretty good night.

347
00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:16,498
I know. I had fun.

348
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,804
Screw those guys, right?

349
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,253
Not even if I was still drinking.

350
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,420
- Hey!
- [chuckling]

351
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:27,422
We're so sorry. Dane's
car wouldn't start.

352
00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:29,424
- Subaru!
- CHRISTY: Uh,

353
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,774
- no, no, no, no, no, no problem.
- No...

354
00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:35,256
Oh, my God, that was the
longest 27 minutes of my life.

355
00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,824
By the way, nice fake migraine.

356
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,740
Mm. I learned that in
tenth grade gym class.

357
00:15:41,152 --> 00:15:43,417
Never did climb that rope.

358
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,816
It wasn't as bad as I
thought it was gonna be.

359
00:15:46,223 --> 00:15:47,442
That's 'cause you had Mark.

360
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,643
[loudly]: I had Dane!

361
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,664
Mark was kind of nice.

362
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,232
Oh, come on. He had the
overhand grip on his fork.

363
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,234
Looked like a three-year-old
eating pudding.

364
00:15:57,278 --> 00:15:59,541
- [chuckles]
- [siren wailing]

365
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,849
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

366
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,425
Well, you were speeding.

367
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:06,176
[scoffs] I'm not the
one who picked a movie

368
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,220
that starts in five minutes.

369
00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:08,637
Well, at least I picked one.

370
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,354
If I left it up to you,
we'd still be sitting there.

371
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,277
Is this what it's gonna
be like when we're dating?

372
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,941
Wait, we were joking about that, right?

373
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,231
Mm.

374
00:16:19,256 --> 00:16:20,257
[chuckles]

375
00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:23,024
Good evening, Officer... Andy.

376
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,355
That's not funny.

377
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:27,003
Eh, I don't know. Sort of funny.

378
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:29,571
Oh, Andy! Hey.

379
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:30,728
Hi.

380
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,400
It's really great to see you.

381
00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:33,749
Great to see you, too.

382
00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:35,726
License and registration, please.

383
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,710
Oh. Even though we're friends?

384
00:16:38,754 --> 00:16:40,364
Okay.

385
00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:42,602
So, uh, how you been?

386
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,759
Good. You?

387
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,934
Good, good.

388
00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:45,935
You?

389
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,370
Still good.

390
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,374
Good.

391
00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:52,376
I'm good, too.

392
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,770
Not "I can afford a
speeding ticket" good,

393
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,424
but good.[chuckles]

394
00:16:57,074 --> 00:16:59,470
You know, uh, you popped
into my head the other day.

395
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,882
I was in your neighborhood.

396
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,387
There was a homeless guy
swimming in someone's pool.

397
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:06,173
Ooh, I heard about that. Fully naked.

398
00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:08,298
Not true. He was wearing one sock.

399
00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:09,698
Strategically placed.

400
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:11,221
- [laughs]
- [chuckles]

401
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:13,386
Oh, ow.

402
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:15,897
You okay?

403
00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:18,917
I think I'm getting a migraine.

404
00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:22,842
Maybe if I got a little fresh air.

405
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,390
Would that be okay?

406
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:25,285
Sure.

407
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,702
Oh, thanks.

408
00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:29,345
I'll just leave my door open,

409
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,937
in case you feel like sitting down.

410
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,312
[chuckles]: Okay.

411
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,308
Teach her your migraine trick?

412
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,640
Yeah. She's still working on it.

413
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:41,519
Who does "ow"? [chuckling]

414
00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:44,055
May I?

415
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,706
- Please.
- Thank you.

416
00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:48,693
[grunting]

417
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,173
Mother of pearl.

418
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,194
[muttering]: Geez. Midsize.

419
00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:54,264
There we go. [grunts]

420
00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:55,957
[grunts loudly]

421
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,364
Nice to see you.

422
00:18:00,357 --> 00:18:01,968
Thanks.

423
00:18:02,378 --> 00:18:06,842
Look, I'm-I'm sorry
I ignored your texts.

424
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,969
And phone calls and e-mails

425
00:18:08,994 --> 00:18:11,417
and the Edible Arrangement.

426
00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:13,519
Well, thanks to you, kiwi
is now a part of my life.

427
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:16,175
- Oh. [laughs]
- [chuckles] Yeah.

428
00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,745
You know, I'm-I'm...

429
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,186
feeling pretty bad about
the way I left things.

430
00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:25,409
I... I may have overreacted.

431
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,887
Go on.

432
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,972
Look, you got to understand, um...

433
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,367
my divorce really did a number on me.

434
00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:38,784
And, uh, then you come along and...

435
00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:41,877
Well, look at you.

436
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,966
Go on.

437
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,402
[chuckles]

438
00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:48,362
I don't know. I guess, uh...

439
00:18:48,675 --> 00:18:50,730
I guess I just... I figured
it wasn't gonna work out,

440
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,933
so I-I pulled the rip cord.

441
00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:56,370
Maybe a little too quickly.

442
00:18:57,324 --> 00:18:59,027
I think we both messed up.

443
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,708
I'm really sorry.

444
00:19:02,645 --> 00:19:04,380
I'm sorry, too.

445
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:07,747
CHRISTY [over P.A.]: Kiss her.

446
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:11,114
How the hell did she get into my car?

447
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:16,380
And let me go with a warning.

448
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,653
All right, I got to
get her out of there.

449
00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:20,109
- [siren wailing]
- Um, um, I'll call you.

450
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,395
- Sorry!
- Okay.

451
00:19:21,438 --> 00:19:23,025
- How do I turn it off?
- [grunts] Let's just...

452
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:25,573
- I'm just gonna get out the
way I came in. - [honking horn]

453
00:19:25,616 --> 00:19:26,786
Here we are.

454
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,598
I love this.

455
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,583
I had no pictures of
us when we were kids.

456
00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:38,673
It's almost like we're sisters.

457
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,880
Yeah.

458
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:46,594
And like a sister, if
you ever want to talk...

459
00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:48,887
I know. Thanks.

460
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,139
I mean about anything.

461
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:54,167
I'm... I'm always here for you.

462
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:57,778
Claire told you, didn't she?

463
00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:02,442
I really don't want to talk about it.

464
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,599
That's cool.

465
00:20:10,538 --> 00:20:12,458
My mom was so pretty.

466
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,817
♪♪

467
00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,598
Well, well, well,

468
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:48,848
Cinderella, your pumpkin just
left with his shoes in his hand.

469
00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:50,942
Yeah.

470
00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:54,750
We can't go to the
Tuesday meeting anymore.