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- Hey. Morning.
- Can you grab the milk?
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Oh, my God.
Is it another rat?
3
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No.
4
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It's food.
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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.
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Who did this?
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Not me; I've got
four dollars in my wallet
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and it's got to last me
till next week.
9
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Well, it wasn't me either
and, by the way,
10
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you have two dollars
in your wallet.
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Look, look.
There's strawberry jam.
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With seeds.
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So you know it came from
real strawberries.
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- Morning.
- Adam,
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there's food in the house.
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I know, I bought it.
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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work
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and finding a box of baking soda
and a fuzzy lemon.
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Okay, this jam is mine,
I called it.
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You know,
I went crazy and bought
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some bread
to put that on.
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Bread? I want bread.
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I call that, too.
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Adam, how much did you spend?
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Don't worry about it.
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We're doing really well
at the bar
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and we deserve
nice things.
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Nice things I get,
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but what's with
the fancy-ass beans?
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They're not
the grocery store brand?
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Nope. Check out the lid.
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A pop-top!
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Okay, Bill Gates,
now you're just showboating.
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*MOM*
Season 06 Episode 19
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Episode Title:
"Lumbar Support and Old Pork"
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How's the fruit
looking today?
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Must we do this dance?
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You're right.
Cheeseburger and fries.
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You? I'll just have
a side of mayo.
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I'm not even
in the mood to ask.
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Is there a
new mayo diet?
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Is it hard?
Is it working?
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'Cause you look good.
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I'm on the eat all the food
in the fridge
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before it spoils diet.
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She had a turkey leg
and a box of cherry tomatoes
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- for breakfast.
- Yeah.
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You could have
helped out, too,
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Miss "yogurt that still had
a week to go."
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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.
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Adam's bar is finally
bringing in
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a little money
and he had the audacity
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to fill our fridge
with food.
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And I'll be damned
if I'm letting any of it go bad.
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Here, banana-tizers
all around.
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That's great
that his bar's doing well.
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Jinxsy!
Don't say it out loud.
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Um...
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you just salted
that guy's baby.
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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?
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What did Bonnie just say?
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He smiled.
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Oh, stupid baby
thinks it's snowing.
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Look, I'm glad
it's happening,
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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.
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He bought food.
And running shoes.
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Running shoes.
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Aw.
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- Yuri. - Yuri. - Yuri.
- Yuri. - Yuri. - Yuri.
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But it's even better.
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It's him holding a cat.
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Ooh, let me see.
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Take the phone back.
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It's his cousin's cat,
they're roommates.
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Which reminds me,
Christy.
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Sergei just broke up
with his girlfriend and I...
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- I'm in.
- Maybe I'd fix you guys up,
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I mean...
I said I'm in...-
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he's pretty cute
and I think you guys...
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Did you not just hear her?
She's about to jump up
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on this table and
start twerking.
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I really am.
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Okay, great, well,
how about we go
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to their place
for dinner Friday?
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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds
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of pork shoulder
that's best before the 17th.
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I haven't touched a man
in ten months.
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I'm willing to take
my chances with old pork.
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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?
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- I can't imagine.
- Hmm.
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- You must get homesick.
- Sometimes.
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But then I shove ice cube
down his pants
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and say,
"Snap out of it!"
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It's funny every time.
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How did you learn
to speak such good English?
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Ah. Watching
Law and Order: SVU.
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"In the criminal
justice system,
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"sexually based
offenses are...
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- ...considered especially heinous."
- ...considered especially heinous."
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It's happening.
101
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No pressure... whatever
happens, happens.
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But it's happening.
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Who's ready for
Duncan Hines Bundt cake?
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Ooh.
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They raise their
hands here.
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Oh.
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Go relax on couch,
we'll clean up.
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- So what do you think?
- He's amazing.
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They're both amazing.
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They cook,
they clean.
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And they're gentle,
sensitive lovers.
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Well, mine is.
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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...
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I could have a Russian boyfriend
who plays guitar?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I always do this,
I get ahead of myself.
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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date.
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Be cool.
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But we are totally
having a double wedding.
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Right?
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Dessert is served.
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Sergei, he make
this cake himself.
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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.
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It's sweet that you guys
are so close.
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We are like
Three Musketeers.
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But only two.
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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.
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Please enjoy your moist cake,
I will get this.
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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.
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Ah, he has good heart.
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Is everything okay out there?
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It's just business.
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Sergei, please.
We are entertaining.
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I... Forgive me, ladies.
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Five minutes
and then Pictionary.
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Christy, how's your cake?
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Stolen.
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I mean, moist. I mean, good.
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Who's uncomfortable?
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Is that a new hat?
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I guess, maybe.
I don't know.
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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.
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F-Fine, I bought a hat.
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You might want
to be nicer to me,
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I'm taking you out
for a surprise.
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I hate surprises.
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What kind of person
hates surprises?
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The kind who was
in the bath
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when the DEA
broke down the door.
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The first time.
The second time?
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I was ready for them.
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Well, this is a good surprise.
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Are we shopping
for expensive hats?
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Oh, my God.
I got it at the car wash.
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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.
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Yeah, I was in line
behind the queen.
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Uh, B-Bonnie.
Bonnie, you got
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to get over this.
I'm making money.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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And I'll try.
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Good, 'cause we're here.
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What? No.
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No, no.
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I don't want a new car.
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I don't need a new car.
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My car is fine.
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Your left window
doesn't close,
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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it
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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.
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Is the bar doing well
or are customers scared away?
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'Cause it can't be both.
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There she is, my favorite
ex-mother-in-law.
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Oh, God. This yahoo?
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Hey, Baxter.
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Was she surprised?
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Yeah, it made her super mad.
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You know, everything you want
a present to do.
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I'm not angry.
I just don't need a new car.
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Will you at least
let him show you
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the one that we picked out?
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Fine.
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Change is uncomfortable.
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But you know
what is not uncomfortable?
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Heated leather seats.
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My ass is hot
enough on its own.
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Slide on in there, Bonnie.
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Got the yacht rock all fired up.
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Christopher Cross and you
are ready to ride like the wind.
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Just don't get caught
between
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the moon and New York City.
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Stay in your lane, Wheels.
I got this.
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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I...
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Oh.
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00:08:01,058 --> 00:08:04,148
Lumbar support.
Shuts the yapper every time.
195
00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:06,193
Hey. I see a little smile.
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00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,978
Someone's starting to like it.
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00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:09,806
Okay, okay, how much?
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00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:11,982
Don't worry about that,
we can afford it.
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00:08:12,069 --> 00:08:14,201
How much?
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00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:16,682
I worked out the
sweetest deal ever.
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00:08:16,769 --> 00:08:18,945
Zero down,
$350 a month.
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How many months? Does that...
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How many months? 72.
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72 months? Who knows
if we'll still be together!
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Wh-What?
We're getting married.
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Yeah, you can get out of that.
This, you're locked in.
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00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,960
Let me out.
208
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,353
Get me out of here.
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00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,747
There's a button. Well,
there's a million buttons!
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Will you...
Bonnie, stop.
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00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:46,799
Screw it. I'm going C-section.
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00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:50,847
Be careful on the roof,
these things are not well made.
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00:08:50,934 --> 00:08:52,718
I will see you at home,
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00:08:52,805 --> 00:08:55,286
and don't be late
'cause I'm making that ham.
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- Want to get high?
- Absolutely.
216
00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,002
Hey, Taylor.
217
00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,423
How's your day?
How's it going?
218
00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:09,158
What, your friends aren't here
so now you want to talk?
219
00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:11,582
Oh, come on,
I'm not like that.
220
00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:12,670
Hmm.
221
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,535
Don't you have a son
in college?
222
00:09:14,662 --> 00:09:16,194
I'm 30.
223
00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,377
Well, this has been fun.
224
00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:21,182
Hey, Tammy!
225
00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,611
Sorry I'm late,
I was at Yuri's.
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00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:25,187
We had the place
to ourselves,
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00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,677
- Please stop.
- And we... Oh, I need
228
00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:28,815
to say it out loud.
We made love.
229
00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:30,944
Good for you.
230
00:09:31,032 --> 00:09:33,568
Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.
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00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,327
An Apple Watch?
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00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:42,720
To quote Sergei,
he's "smeetten" with you.
233
00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:45,635
Tammy, I can't keep this.
234
00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:46,827
Why?
235
00:09:46,915 --> 00:09:49,521
Despite the fact
that it looks cool and...
236
00:09:49,609 --> 00:09:52,071
Oh, my God,
it's taking my pulse...
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00:09:53,564 --> 00:09:54,939
I'm pretty sure it's stolen.
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00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,220
What?
No, he knows a guy.
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00:09:58,069 --> 00:10:01,176
Tammy, we both know what
it means when you know a guy.
240
00:10:01,454 --> 00:10:02,266
And come on,
241
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,181
that business in the apartment
with the TVs...
242
00:10:04,268 --> 00:10:05,976
Okay, so no man's perfect,
243
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,478
but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.
244
00:10:08,597 --> 00:10:11,599
I'm not talking about me.
You're on parole
245
00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,515
and Sergei's obviously involved
in illegal activity.
246
00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:17,067
You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.
247
00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:18,773
Well, I can't take Yuri
to Marjorie's,
248
00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:20,990
it's the least sexy place
on the planet.
249
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,286
"Oh, are you two gonna get
250
00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:24,035
hot and bothered?"
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00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,093
This is serious.
You could go back to prison.
252
00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:30,031
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?
253
00:10:30,119 --> 00:10:32,861
I know Sergei's a little shady,
but Yuri's clean.
254
00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:34,925
Even if he is, the fact
that he lives with him...
255
00:10:35,012 --> 00:10:36,696
Stop.
I got this.
256
00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:39,449
I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.
257
00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:42,561
- I think I'm just gonna go.
- Tammy...
258
00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:44,301
No, you know what,
I could eat.
259
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,899
I just made love
for three hours.
260
00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:58,410
Can you believe
that guy?
261
00:10:58,498 --> 00:11:01,575
Men, always trying
to buy us cars.
262
00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:03,880
You think this is a joke?
263
00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:06,173
I don't know.
For as long as I can remember,
264
00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,907
you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."
265
00:11:08,995 --> 00:11:11,536
I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.
266
00:11:11,624 --> 00:11:13,521
You know, putting
a big target on us,
267
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:16,112
like, "Hey, Universe,
look over here. We got money."
268
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,005
Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.
269
00:11:19,728 --> 00:11:21,420
At least you'd have money
for a new face.
270
00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:24,629
No, I wouldn't because Adam
spent it all on hats.
271
00:11:25,256 --> 00:11:26,274
Hey.
272
00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:27,418
Hello.
273
00:11:27,506 --> 00:11:28,712
- Is that the hat?
- Uh-huh.
274
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,350
Good Lord.
275
00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:32,844
I don't want to fight.
276
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,020
I don't either.
277
00:11:34,107 --> 00:11:36,015
Well, good.
I'm just confused.
278
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:38,214
What is the point
of me busting my ass,
279
00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:39,645
smelling like wings and beer,
280
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,114
barely spending
any time with you,
281
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,238
if I can't at least treat
my family to a few nice things.
282
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,857
Aw, he called me family.
283
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,798
You're so easy.
284
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:51,444
It's just I've always
wanted to have money
285
00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:54,152
and now that we do,
I'm afraid we're gonna lose it.
286
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,836
Oh, you worrying
about us going broke
287
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,109
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.
288
00:11:58,196 --> 00:11:59,915
Well, I'm sorry,
I don't mean that.
289
00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:02,396
Then can you maybe
try to trust me?
290
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:05,498
Yeah, Mom,
for the family.
291
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:13,320
All right,
I will trust you.
292
00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,104
Good, because
I bought you the car.
293
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:17,477
What?
How could you do that?
294
00:12:17,565 --> 00:12:19,631
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.
295
00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:22,155
Ow!
296
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,050
Unbelievable.
You're so selfish.
297
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,421
- That really dinged me.
- Selfish?
298
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,857
Left a dent.
299
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,946
You know what?
I'm gonna take it back.
300
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,426
You do
what you want.
301
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,035
Am I bleeding?
302
00:12:34,273 --> 00:12:35,536
Where'd you park it?
303
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,779
It's the only car out front
with a bow on it!
304
00:12:39,797 --> 00:12:41,799
I'm a little dizzy.
305
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:46,255
Mama?
306
00:12:47,971 --> 00:12:50,569
So he-he just threw
the keys at you?
307
00:12:51,157 --> 00:12:54,280
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.
308
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:56,754
Anyway...
309
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,491
sorry for coming by
unannounced.
310
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,499
Oh, it's okay. Lots of people
come here unannounced.
311
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,965
At least it's not 2:00
in the morning.
312
00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:09,009
Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.
313
00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:11,591
You know Tammy's
on parole, right?
314
00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:14,038
Yes, I love her
anyway.
315
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:17,601
She could get into a lot of
trouble for dating a guy
316
00:13:17,688 --> 00:13:19,322
who's living with
a sweet, handsome,
317
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:22,579
but obviously
criminal cousin.
318
00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:25,663
Which reminds me,
319
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,845
please give this
back to Sergei.
320
00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:30,744
Oh, Sergei's
not criminal,
321
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:33,516
he is what we call
"middleman."
322
00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:37,241
Dimitri and Misha,
now those guys are criminals.
323
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,873
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?
324
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:43,113
Of course not.
325
00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:46,326
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.
326
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:51,157
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?
327
00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:52,604
Yes.
328
00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:55,900
I get it.
329
00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:58,903
Thank you, Yuri.
330
00:14:00,095 --> 00:14:01,993
No, thank you,
Christy.
331
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:07,695
Shall I tell Sergei
that you came by?
332
00:14:11,986 --> 00:14:14,277
I'm not on parole,
why the hell not?
333
00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:18,332
Hey there,
can I tell you about our...
334
00:14:18,419 --> 00:14:20,006
- No.
- You look like
335
00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,135
- you're in the market...
- No.
336
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:23,806
- There's my favorite...
- No. Office, now.
337
00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:25,988
- Want a jelly doughnut?
- No!
338
00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,203
Well, I do.
339
00:14:30,717 --> 00:14:32,675
What's wrong?
Having trouble with the Sirius XM?
340
00:14:32,763 --> 00:14:34,400
A lot of our
older custom...
341
00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:37,333
A lot of our
customers do.
342
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,227
I'm returning the car.
343
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,250
- Bonnie, sit down.
- No.
344
00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:43,858
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.
345
00:14:43,961 --> 00:14:45,080
Hey, if I showed
you a thing,
346
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,235
could you tell me
if it's a corn?
347
00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:49,556
I want you to tear up
the contract.
348
00:14:49,644 --> 00:14:53,512
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.
349
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,525
You got jelly on your shirt.
350
00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:57,374
Aw, damn it.
351
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:01,902
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.
352
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:05,349
Look, when I met Candace,
353
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:07,391
I was living in my van.
354
00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:10,816
Now I have a five bedroom house,
membership at a golf club,
355
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:13,392
collection of vintage
arcade games.
356
00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:16,479
Frogger, so underrated.
357
00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,969
Son of a...
358
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,853
Is this going somewhere?
359
00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:26,506
What I'm trying to say is
it took me a while to get used
360
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:30,359
to having nice things,
but it turns out, it's great.
361
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:33,021
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?
362
00:15:34,372 --> 00:15:37,963
Even if it does, at least
I enjoyed it while it lasted.
363
00:15:38,674 --> 00:15:41,633
Huh.
That actually makes sense.
364
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:45,351
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.
365
00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,307
I don't know, maybe I am
getting in my own way.
366
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,421
I've always been a "live in
the moment" kind of gal,
367
00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:51,724
and now I'm obsessing
about something
368
00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,161
that hasn't even happened.
369
00:15:54,058 --> 00:15:56,157
Thoughts are not reality.
370
00:15:56,870 --> 00:16:00,146
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.
371
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:01,751
Baxter.
372
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,189
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.
373
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,782
Enjoy this
while you can.
374
00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:09,577
Aren't you afraid
it's gonna make you soft?
375
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,357
Oh, I'm soft,
376
00:16:12,412 --> 00:16:13,487
but Candace is loaded.
377
00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:15,375
As long as I'm with her,
I'm fine.
378
00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:18,196
And you sure you two are solid,
jelly boy?
379
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:19,681
Yeah.
380
00:16:20,194 --> 00:16:22,196
Are we solid?
381
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:28,665
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...
382
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,938
Yeah, sure,
you can call me back.
383
00:16:32,489 --> 00:16:34,768
It's fine.
She's just a little busy.
384
00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:41,611
Hey, Tammy. Aren't
you going inside?
385
00:16:41,699 --> 00:16:43,500
- I've been waiting for you.
- Oh.
386
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,891
Oh.Oh...
387
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,769
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.
388
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:51,640
Okay, yes, you're mad,
389
00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:53,416
but I just felt
it was important
390
00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:55,267
- that he knew...
- He dumped me.
391
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,951
What?
Yeah.
392
00:16:57,038 --> 00:17:00,041
No. No, no, no, no,
he wasn't supposed to dump you,
393
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,218
he was supposed
to dump Sergei.
394
00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:02,711
He can't dump Sergei,
he's family,
395
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,769
and he's the whole reason
Yuri's in America.
396
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,623
I'm so sorry.
I thought we were friends.
397
00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:11,403
We are. That's why I did it.
I love you too much
398
00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:13,015
to see you go back to prison.
399
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,558
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.
400
00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,058
Tammy, come on.
401
00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:18,848
Just a heads-up,
I'm gonna share
402
00:17:18,936 --> 00:17:19,730
the crap out of this in there,
403
00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:21,732
and I'm not gonna say your name
'cause that's not cool,
404
00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:24,830
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!
405
00:17:35,693 --> 00:17:38,806
♪ And I've got such
a long way to go ♪
406
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:40,053
♪ Such a long way
to go ♪
407
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:43,214
♪ To make it to the
border of Mexico ♪
408
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:46,829
♪ So I'll ride
like the wind ♪
409
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,906
- ♪ Ride like the wind ♪
- ♪ Ride like the wind ♪
410
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,828
♪ Gonna ride like the wind ♪
411
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:52,956
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
412
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,647
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
413
00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:56,769
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
414
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,343
- What are you looking at?
- ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
415
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:00,772
- ♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
- ♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
416
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,712
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
417
00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:06,595
♪ Bah, bah, bah... ♪
418
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:08,106
This is what
I wanted to see.
419
00:18:08,194 --> 00:18:09,980
- You happy, enjoying this.
- I am.
420
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:13,499
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.
421
00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:15,216
Hey, I wanted to do it right.
422
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,274
We might have to live
in this thing someday.
423
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,222
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?
424
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:24,391
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!
425
00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:27,269
I could totally live back here.
426
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:33,180
♪ Ride like the wind ♪
427
00:18:33,268 --> 00:18:34,633
- ♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
- ♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah ♪
428
00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:38,160
♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪
429
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,595
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00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:45,620
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