1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:03,835 Here you go. 2 00:00:06,664 --> 00:00:09,362 Yeah, I used to clap like that for cocaine. 3 00:00:10,351 --> 00:00:13,752 Mmm. I started thinking about this during the meeting. 4 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,232 Was it while this one was sharing? 5 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,469 'Cause I was thinking about sloppy Joes. 6 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,570 Are they really sloppy? And who's Joe? 7 00:00:22,609 --> 00:00:24,763 That was a really heartfelt share, you guys. 8 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,243 Oh, honey, I listened. 9 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:27,659 Yeah? What was it about? 10 00:00:28,906 --> 00:00:29,942 You... 11 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,901 And pain and... 12 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:34,727 how glad you are to be sober. 13 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,070 You were listening! 14 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,603 - Hey. - Hey! 15 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,605 - You're back! - How was prison? 16 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,738 Well, I got to bring a sandwich and leave, 17 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,859 so way better than last time. 18 00:00:45,227 --> 00:00:46,611 Tammy did a great job 19 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,891 making amends to some of her fellow inmates. 20 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,845 And I totally lucked out, 'cause two were dead. 21 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:53,618 One natural causes; one shanked in the yard. 22 00:00:54,383 --> 00:00:56,404 Man, I do not miss those volleyball games. 23 00:00:57,453 --> 00:00:58,483 Yeah. 24 00:00:58,508 --> 00:01:01,191 Well, she's gonna make a donation to charity in their names. 25 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:04,000 Yeah, you said that a lot in the car, but I never agreed. 26 00:01:04,469 --> 00:01:06,196 Yeah, she's big on charities. 27 00:01:06,259 --> 00:01:08,391 I went to make an amends to a dry cleaners, 28 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,809 but the shop was gone. Next thing I know, I'm writing 29 00:01:10,834 --> 00:01:14,000 a check to save a bunch of animals I used to wear as coats. 30 00:01:17,312 --> 00:01:19,184 And how did you feel afterwards? 31 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:21,907 Light as a feather. Shut up. 32 00:01:22,336 --> 00:01:23,779 So, who's next on your list? 33 00:01:23,859 --> 00:01:27,108 Oh, the foster parents Bonnie and I lived with. 34 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:30,195 Yeah, I-I keep pushing it down, but I think I got to do it. 35 00:01:30,238 --> 00:01:31,631 Oh, honey, you're ready. 36 00:01:31,804 --> 00:01:34,024 I don't know. Bonnie, when you did it, how'd it go? 37 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:39,534 Classic amends. 38 00:01:40,008 --> 00:01:42,366 Start out awkward, push through the pain, 39 00:01:42,391 --> 00:01:45,192 end it with hugs and tears, and afterwards I felt... 40 00:01:45,766 --> 00:01:48,064 How did you put it, Jill? It was so apt. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,414 Yes. Light as a feather. 42 00:01:50,535 --> 00:01:53,451 - Too much detail. She's lying. - Mm-hmm. 43 00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:56,818 Never snitch on the family. 44 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,771 Oh, Bonnie, you got to make amends 45 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,599 to your foster parents. 46 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,399 - They were there for you when... - Back it down, mouse. 47 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,517 Wait, it's perfect. You can come with me. 48 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,476 We'll do it together. Amends buddies. 49 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,955 That's a great idea. 50 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,695 Is it, Marge? 51 00:02:12,922 --> 00:02:15,178 You should do it. 52 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:18,050 I mean, what else have you got going on? 53 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:21,880 Well, aren't you full of opinions with your messy mouth. 54 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,187 Ow. Ow! 55 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,537 Stay still. You dipped your napkin in my water. 56 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,695 Well, I'm still drinking mine. 57 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:34,105 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 58 00:02:40,516 --> 00:02:42,311 This is so weird. 59 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,294 It looks exactly the same. 60 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,991 Oh, my God, check it out. I'm shaking. 61 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,385 Can we agree this is 20 minutes maximum 62 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,170 unless there are snacks? 63 00:02:50,195 --> 00:02:52,476 - Works for me. - Uh-huh. 64 00:02:52,789 --> 00:02:54,043 Wait, what are you doing? 65 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:56,088 I'm just making sure they still live here. 66 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,608 Here we go. Electric bill to Claire Dickinson. 67 00:02:59,633 --> 00:03:01,765 All right, this is really happening. 68 00:03:02,524 --> 00:03:05,500 Think she wants this Bed Bath & Beyond coupon? 69 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,448 I need towels. 70 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:11,103 We're here to make an amends. You're already stealing? 71 00:03:11,128 --> 00:03:13,008 It really is like old times. 72 00:03:15,211 --> 00:03:16,587 Can I help you? 73 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,154 Mrs. Dickinson, it's us. 74 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,349 We used to live here. 75 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,592 Bonnie and Tammy? 76 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,290 Oh, my goodness. 77 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,508 You remember? 78 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:25,857 Of course I do! 79 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,642 You're the tallest girls I ever saw. 80 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,773 Come in, come in. 81 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,122 She got old. 82 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,299 - We got old. - Not that old. 83 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,691 ♪ 84 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,346 Sorry, ladies, no bistro for us tonight. 85 00:03:36,563 --> 00:03:38,976 Marjorie got tickets to a show and invited me. 86 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,133 Oh, well, doesn't that sound like fun. 87 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:43,266 I'm sure there's more tickets if you want to come. 88 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:46,266 The Napa Valley Retirement Home is doing The Book of Mormon. 89 00:03:47,797 --> 00:03:50,534 We don't need to do everything as a group. 90 00:03:50,922 --> 00:03:52,381 All right, Wendy, we better get going. 91 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,375 Curtain's up at 6:00. 92 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,627 Have fun. 93 00:03:57,328 --> 00:03:59,848 Yeah, so I guess it's just you and me at the bistro. 94 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:03,025 Yep. The cool kids. 95 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,810 And that's not just what I call us... I've heard other people say it. 96 00:04:05,835 --> 00:04:07,924 Oh. 97 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,075 What? 98 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,252 Those two guys are staring at us. 99 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,428 Oh, now they're coming over here, they're moving fast, 100 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:15,472 and here they are. 101 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,474 - Hey! - Hey. 102 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:20,738 Um, really liked your share. Mark. 103 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,218 Christy. 104 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,307 I don't even know what I said. 105 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,415 Whenever I share, I sort of black out 106 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,922 and then come to when I sit back down. 107 00:04:29,157 --> 00:04:31,028 Well, you were talking about your mom. 108 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,968 Yep, that sounds like me. 109 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,206 Christy, we should go. 110 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:38,278 - Well, Dane and I were... - I'm Dane. 111 00:04:40,805 --> 00:04:42,499 Hi. 112 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:46,170 We-we were wondering if you'd like to get a coffee with us. 113 00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:47,797 We've been wanting to ask for a while 114 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:49,824 but we're scared of Marjorie. 115 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,296 You're doing it again. 116 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:58,061 Um, we usually grab a bite after the meeting at Duke's Diner. 117 00:04:58,086 --> 00:05:01,313 - Oh, we wish we could, but... - Sure! Why not! 118 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,484 Why in the hell would you say yes? 119 00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:09,588 I thought it'd be fun to be spontaneous for once. 120 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:12,133 Then wear something that isn't a hoodie! 121 00:05:12,711 --> 00:05:15,663 Hey. Need I point out, neither of us has a guy right now. 122 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,882 I don't think we can afford to be picky. 123 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:19,438 But those guys have heard our shares. 124 00:05:19,463 --> 00:05:21,030 They know everything about us. 125 00:05:21,181 --> 00:05:22,854 They know you're a former stripper/gambling addict 126 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:24,315 who still lives with her mom, 127 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,430 and they know I've had my teeth bleached! 128 00:05:27,737 --> 00:05:29,391 Look, this is good. We don't have 129 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,548 to break it to them that we're in AA. 130 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:34,055 That whole, "Would you like something to drink?" 131 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,344 "No, I'll have ginger ale, 'cause I'm on antibiotics." 132 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:40,252 Or, "I'm still hungover from last night." 133 00:05:40,277 --> 00:05:42,497 Or, "I might be pregnant." 134 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:45,910 Mm. Bet that guy didn't call back. 135 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,434 Actually, he did. 136 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,859 Weird. 137 00:05:50,899 --> 00:05:53,328 All right, so which one do you want? 138 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,964 Double divorce pill-head with kids who don't talk to him, 139 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:59,054 or heroin addict whose bottom was waking up in a motel 140 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,984 with something stuck in his bottom. 141 00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:03,928 He hit a bottom bottom. 142 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:11,766 What? I still want to look good. 143 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:15,897 Just look at the two of you! 144 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:18,029 Oh, I only wish Frank were here. 145 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,172 He would have loved this surprise. 146 00:06:20,197 --> 00:06:22,338 I know this is awkward, but is he, like, 147 00:06:22,363 --> 00:06:25,017 at the store or dead... ? 148 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,085 He passed ten years ago. 149 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,434 I'm so sorry. 150 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,350 - He adored you, Tammy. - Oh. 151 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,569 I'm sorry, too. 152 00:06:35,986 --> 00:06:37,858 Thanks. 153 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,662 Oh! I want to show you something. 154 00:06:41,687 --> 00:06:42,852 Oh... 155 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:45,100 Well, two things haven't changed... 156 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,537 this carpet, and she still hates me. 157 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,060 She does not hate you. 158 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,977 How would you know? You're too busy getting adored 159 00:06:51,002 --> 00:06:52,305 by dead Frank. 160 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:55,789 Do you recognize these? 161 00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:58,784 No way! I made those for you, like, in eighth grade. 162 00:06:58,817 --> 00:07:01,559 - I love them, and I still use them all the time. - Aw. 163 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,814 Sweet! Do you have anything I made? 164 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:07,000 The only thing you ever made me was crazy. 165 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:12,755 You know, speaking of crazy, that's kind of why we're here. 166 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,491 Um, now that I'm sober, 167 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:16,174 I want to make an amends to you. 168 00:07:16,237 --> 00:07:18,369 Um, the night you kicked me out, 169 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:21,615 I came back and I destroyed your rosebushes. 170 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:26,010 Not a great move in shorts, but still, I'm sorry. 171 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,847 I just assumed it was Bonnie. 172 00:07:29,961 --> 00:07:31,306 Nope. And for the record, 173 00:07:31,331 --> 00:07:33,594 Iraq... not my fault, either. 174 00:07:34,948 --> 00:07:38,377 From that night forward, I just blamed you for every bad thing I did, 175 00:07:38,402 --> 00:07:41,194 and I carried that resentment around with me for years, 176 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:44,028 but you are not responsible for how my life turned out. 177 00:07:44,383 --> 00:07:46,310 You don't know how much it means to me 178 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:49,164 that you came all this way to apologize. 179 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:52,795 Well, I've got something to say, too. 180 00:07:53,398 --> 00:07:56,789 I also got sober, and I also would like to make an amends. 181 00:07:58,453 --> 00:08:00,411 I smoked marijuana in your house. 182 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,305 I snuck in boys. 183 00:08:02,646 --> 00:08:04,822 I stole money and booze. 184 00:08:06,324 --> 00:08:08,117 And this coupon. 185 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,793 And it was me that planted Frank's wallet 186 00:08:15,818 --> 00:08:18,734 in Tammy's backpack, which led you to kicking her out. 187 00:08:19,383 --> 00:08:20,543 Anyway... 188 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,564 I hope you can accept my amends 189 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,250 and just know that I don't live my life like that anymore. 190 00:08:28,421 --> 00:08:29,683 Okay. 191 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,837 How about I get us some cake? 192 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:39,170 I'm so glad we did this. 193 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,520 Well, of course you are. 194 00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:43,047 "I use your potholder every day!" 195 00:08:43,617 --> 00:08:45,481 - You're being so immature. - Shut up! 196 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,091 - You shut up. - You shut up. 197 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,353 Quit it! Stop it! 198 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,529 Get off me! 199 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:52,289 Girls! 200 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,358 Girls! 201 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,404 Sorry, Mrs. Dickinson. 202 00:09:02,961 --> 00:09:05,153 Well, here we are. 203 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,528 Oh-ho, wow! 204 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,504 Nothing's changed! 205 00:09:08,529 --> 00:09:10,879 Yes, we've covered that nothing has changed. 206 00:09:10,904 --> 00:09:14,137 Oh, my God, I'm 14 again. 207 00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:16,643 This calls for hot chocolate. 208 00:09:16,668 --> 00:09:19,127 My favorite. I remember. 209 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,212 And I'll take one, too. 210 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,130 You can hear me, right? My voice still works? 211 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:28,002 Come on, Bonnie, it's not that bad. 212 00:09:28,064 --> 00:09:29,805 She didn't even acknowledge my amends. 213 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,135 She totally blew me off. 214 00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:33,007 Well, I don't think that's the point. 215 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,792 I mean, I think we're here to clean up the past, 216 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,577 and if we get a hug out of it, great. 217 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,317 Yeah, says the girl who got a hug 218 00:09:39,342 --> 00:09:40,735 and a confirmed hot chocolate. 219 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,734 Mine's still up in the air. 220 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,149 I remember my first month here. 221 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:49,522 I would just stare at the ceiling and count those dots 222 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,155 until I fell asleep. 223 00:09:51,445 --> 00:09:53,984 All I was doing was planning ways to escape. 224 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:57,161 Well, you did, out that window, five nights a week. 225 00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:58,361 Ah. 226 00:09:58,386 --> 00:09:59,692 Hey. 227 00:09:59,717 --> 00:10:01,793 There's my old getaway tree. 228 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,646 Maybe I could use it now. 229 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,411 You do, and I'm telling. 230 00:10:05,436 --> 00:10:06,873 Yeah, you always did. 231 00:10:08,578 --> 00:10:09,696 The messed up thing is, 232 00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:11,897 as much as I hated this place, 233 00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:15,227 this ended up being the best part of my childhood. 234 00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:17,660 Don't you wish you could go back 235 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,227 and tell 14-year-old Bonnie, 236 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,665 "Your life is gonna work out"? 237 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,126 She wouldn't have listened. 238 00:10:24,151 --> 00:10:26,688 She would have flipped me off and stolen my car. 239 00:10:31,352 --> 00:10:33,023 Okay, where the hell are they? 240 00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:35,460 Do you think it's possible we got stood up? 241 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:38,102 I think it's possible you got stood up. 242 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,602 Which is crazy, because they were not... 243 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,649 great. 244 00:10:44,742 --> 00:10:48,144 So, what do you want to do? You want to stay? 245 00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:50,320 We could eat like it's not a date. 246 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,975 You mean like chicken fingers, onion rings 247 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,610 and mozzarella sticks? 248 00:10:53,805 --> 00:10:56,481 Or something from the grown-up menu. 249 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,727 Onion rings, onion rings, onion rings! 250 00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:05,204 Hey, Mrs. Dickinson. 251 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,537 Oh, hi. Where's Tammy? 252 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:11,384 She found her journal. I thought I'd leave her alone 253 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,258 with her rudimentary drawings of David Cassidy. 254 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,520 - Need any help? - No, I've-I've got it. 255 00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:22,856 You know, a couple fun facts I didn't get to share. 256 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:23,875 I have a daughter. 257 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,032 She's in law school. 258 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:26,860 I have a fiancé. 259 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,321 He's in a wheelchair. 260 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,211 Yeah. I'm that good a person. 261 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,606 I manage an apartment building. 262 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,523 Wish I'd ended on "wheelchair," but you get it. 263 00:11:39,188 --> 00:11:41,250 That's very nice, Bonnie. 264 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:43,983 "Very nice"? 265 00:11:44,008 --> 00:11:46,227 I'm a frickin' miracle. 266 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,445 You know what? 267 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,925 You know what, forget it. 268 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:50,641 But I got to tell you, 269 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,102 this is just like when we were kids. 270 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,409 You always loved Tammy and you hated me. 271 00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:56,716 I never hated you. 272 00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,525 Then why did Tammy get all the special treatment? 273 00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:02,156 Sit down. 274 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,641 I may have given extra attention to Tammy 275 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:13,531 because she came from such a difficult situation. 276 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,777 So did I. 277 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,368 This was my ninth foster home. 278 00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:18,234 But it was Tammy's first. 279 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,261 And it was right after the incident. 280 00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:21,541 Well, I had incidents, too. 281 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,524 Plenty of 'em. 282 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,655 Yeah. 283 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,813 But your father didn't kill your mother. 284 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,272 I assumed that you knew. 285 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:34,884 Oh, she never spoke to me about it either. 286 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,570 The social worker told me. 287 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:40,219 God. 288 00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:45,870 She was so fragile when she came here. 289 00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,942 I needed to make an extra effort 290 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,695 so she knew she was loved. 291 00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:54,883 All this time, I thought you just didn't like me. 292 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,250 Oh, I guess that wasn't fair to you. 293 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:03,422 Well, I will say, you didn't make it easy. 294 00:13:03,624 --> 00:13:05,583 Any time I reached out to you, 295 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:08,437 you had your walls up pretty high. 296 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:13,618 I eventually just made sure 297 00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:15,987 that you had a roof over your head 298 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,840 and food on your plate and... 299 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,391 clothes on your back. 300 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:23,150 I'd argue with you, but I was... 301 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:26,205 well, let's say a handful. 302 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,608 By the time I got to you, 303 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,641 you just looked like the rest of 'em to me. 304 00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,769 Well, for what it's worth, 305 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,902 it sounds like 306 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,078 you have made a great life for yourself. 307 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:44,388 I am proud of you, Bonnie. 308 00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,351 You are? 309 00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:54,117 Why don't I get you a hot chocolate. 310 00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,534 I want to take these onion rings home with me 311 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,406 and do terrible things to them. 312 00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:03,905 Dip it in sauce. 313 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,018 Which one? 314 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:06,436 All three. 315 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,586 - At the same time? - Just do it. 316 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,811 Oh! 317 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,467 We should bottle this. We'd make millions. 318 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,942 We'll call it ran-barbe-tard. 319 00:14:24,453 --> 00:14:26,996 Andy taught me the magic of the triple dip. 320 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,999 Mmm. You really liked him, didn't you? 321 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:31,889 It was the first time I was with a guy 322 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,960 and didn't once think about my ex. 323 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,961 It's been so long since I've felt like that about anyone. 324 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,662 I do find it odd that you're so, so, so, 325 00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:42,907 so single all the time. 326 00:14:43,859 --> 00:14:47,083 I mean, you're pretty, you're smart, 327 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:48,558 you're nice. 328 00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,715 Do you want to go out with me? 329 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:53,327 Check back in a year. 330 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,764 - Aw. - Hmm. 331 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,896 What are you doing? 332 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,158 Putting it in my phone. 333 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,986 "April 2020. 334 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,047 Lesbian, question mark." 335 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,467 Aw. 336 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,011 Uh, should we get out of here? 337 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,430 Yeah. Let's go see a movie or something. 338 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:10,842 Okay. I'll get this. 339 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,086 You get the popcorn. 340 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,368 This turned out to be a pretty good night. 341 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,698 I know. I had fun. 342 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,004 Screw those guys, right? 343 00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,453 Not even if I was still drinking. 344 00:15:23,227 --> 00:15:25,620 Hey! 345 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,622 We're so sorry. Dane's car wouldn't start. 346 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,624 - Subaru! - Uh, 347 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,974 - no, no, no, no, no, no problem. - No... 348 00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:35,456 Oh, my God, that was the longest 27 minutes of my life. 349 00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:38,024 By the way, nice fake migraine. 350 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,940 Mm. I learned that in tenth grade gym class. 351 00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:43,617 Never did climb that rope. 352 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,016 It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. 353 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,642 That's 'cause you had Mark. 354 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,843 I had Dane! 355 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,864 Mark was kind of nice. 356 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,432 Oh, come on. He had the overhand grip on his fork. 357 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,434 Looked like a three-year-old eating pudding. 358 00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:03,049 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 359 00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:04,625 Well, you were speeding. 360 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,376 I'm not the one who picked a movie 361 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,420 that starts in five minutes. 362 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,837 Well, at least I picked one. 363 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,554 If I left it up to you, we'd still be sitting there. 364 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:12,477 Is this what it's gonna be like when we're dating? 365 00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:15,141 Wait, we were joking about that, right? 366 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,431 Mm. 367 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,224 Good evening, Officer... Andy. 368 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,555 That's not funny. 369 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:27,203 Eh, I don't know. Sort of funny. 370 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,771 Oh, Andy! Hey. 371 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:30,928 Hi. 372 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,600 It's really great to see you. 373 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,949 Great to see you, too. 374 00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,926 License and registration, please. 375 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,910 Oh. Even though we're friends? 376 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,564 Okay. 377 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,802 So, uh, how you been? 378 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,959 Good. You? 379 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,134 Good, good. 380 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,135 You? 381 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,570 Still good. 382 00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:50,574 Good. 383 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,576 I'm good, too. 384 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,970 Not "I can afford a speeding ticket" good, 385 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,624 but good. 386 00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:59,670 You know, uh, you popped into my head the other day. 387 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,082 I was in your neighborhood. 388 00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:03,587 There was a homeless guy swimming in someone's pool. 389 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,373 Ooh, I heard about that. Fully naked. 390 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,498 Not true. He was wearing one sock. 391 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:09,898 Strategically placed. 392 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,586 Oh, ow. 393 00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:16,097 You okay? 394 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:19,117 I think I'm getting a migraine. 395 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,042 Maybe if I got a little fresh air. 396 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,590 Would that be okay? 397 00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:25,485 Sure. 398 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,902 Oh, thanks. 399 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,545 I'll just leave my door open, 400 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,137 in case you feel like sitting down. 401 00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:33,512 Okay. 402 00:17:34,977 --> 00:17:36,508 Teach her your migraine trick? 403 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,840 Yeah. She's still working on it. 404 00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:41,719 Who does "ow"? 405 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,255 May I? 406 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:45,906 - Please. - Thank you. 407 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,373 Mother of pearl. 408 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,394 Geez. Midsize. 409 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,464 There we go. 410 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,564 Nice to see you. 411 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,168 Thanks. 412 00:18:02,578 --> 00:18:07,042 Look, I'm-I'm sorry I ignored your texts. 413 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,169 And phone calls and e-mails 414 00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:11,617 and the Edible Arrangement. 415 00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,719 Well, thanks to you, kiwi is now a part of my life. 416 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,375 - Oh. - Yeah. 417 00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:19,945 You know, I'm-I'm... 418 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,386 feeling pretty bad about the way I left things. 419 00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:25,609 I... I may have overreacted. 420 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,087 Go on. 421 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:32,172 Look, you got to understand, um... 422 00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,567 my divorce really did a number on me. 423 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,984 And, uh, then you come along and... 424 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,077 Well, look at you. 425 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,166 Go on. 426 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,562 I don't know. I guess, uh... 427 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,930 I guess I just... I figured it wasn't gonna work out, 428 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,133 so I-I pulled the rip cord. 429 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,570 Maybe a little too quickly. 430 00:18:57,524 --> 00:18:59,227 I think we both messed up. 431 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,908 I'm really sorry. 432 00:19:02,845 --> 00:19:04,580 I'm sorry, too. 433 00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:07,947 Kiss her. 434 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:11,314 How the hell did she get into my car? 435 00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:16,580 And let me go with a warning. 436 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,853 All right, I got to get her out of there. 437 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,309 Um, um, I'll call you. 438 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,595 - Sorry! - Okay. 439 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,225 - How do I turn it off? - Let's just... 440 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,773 I'm just gonna get out the way I came in. 441 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:26,986 Here we are. 442 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,798 I love this. 443 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,783 I had no pictures of us when we were kids. 444 00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:38,873 It's almost like we're sisters. 445 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,080 Yeah. 446 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:46,794 And like a sister, if you ever want to talk... 447 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,087 I know. Thanks. 448 00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:51,339 I mean about anything. 449 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,367 I'm... I'm always here for you. 450 00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:57,978 Claire told you, didn't she? 451 00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:02,642 I really don't want to talk about it. 452 00:20:03,408 --> 00:20:04,799 That's cool. 453 00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:12,658 My mom was so pretty. 454 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,798 Well, well, well, 455 00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:49,048 Cinderella, your pumpkin just left with his shoes in his hand. 456 00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,142 Yeah. 457 00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:54,950 We can't go to the Tuesday meeting anymore. 458 00:20:55,973 --> 00:21:00,973 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --