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I'm not angry, I just
don't need a new car.
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I don't want to fight. I don't either.
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Good, because I bought you the car.
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What?
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I worked my ass off to get here!
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And, yes, I said
"ass." I was a stripper.
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I don't know why I
keep bringing that up.
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My law firm would like to offer you
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a paying position this summer.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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There are therapists who
deal with this stuff for free.
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Wendy gave you that guy's number.
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Fine, I'll go to a therapist. You happy?
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I'm sensing some resistance
to your treating your ADD.
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Is that what you're sensing?
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(alarm blaring)
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(alarm stops)
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That's your third snooze.
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Can you not talk? I'm trying to sleep.
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So am I, but some jerk's
alarm keeps going off.
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I don't have to move my car until 7:00.
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Then why do I have to get up at 6:00?
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And 6:08? And 6:16?
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I need a slow transition
from sleeping to wakefulness,
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but I guess I'm not allowed
to ask for my needs to be met.
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Please, no therapy speak before coffee.
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Wow, Trevor says some
people are threatened
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by their partner's growth.
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Trevor's lucky.
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He only has to deal
with you an hour a week.
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You know, your level of anger
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is completely out of
proportion to the situation,
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which leads me to believe
that this is transference.
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What are you really angry about?
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I'm looking at it.
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Ooh, sorry.
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The correct answer is your mother.
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Aw, look at you.
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Too excited about your new job to sleep?
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Yup, I can't wait.
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I organized my briefcase.
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I've got pencils, paper
and a power bar for,
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you know, power.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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But I'll probably get
killed in a freak accident
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before I even get to the office.
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Why would you say that?
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Because that's how my life works.
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I'm starting a summer
job at a big law firm.
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This would totally be the day
a plane drops out of the sky
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and squishes me like a bug.
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I see.
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Well, I'm gonna miss you.
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But, hey, since you got time
to kill, can you move my car?
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Your car is parked next
to mine in the carport.
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That's my new car.
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My old car is parked two
blocks away just past the house
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with the scary old lady who
stares out the window all day.
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That's a woman?
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Yeah, I thought it was a man, too,,
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until the day the robe
fell open. (grunts)
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Looking for falling planes?
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Yes, but it's the one you
don't see that always gets you.
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(alarm blaring)
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ADAM (in distance): Bonnie,
turn off the damn alarm!
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Man, his mother screwed him up.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
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That's the conference rooms
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And here's your office.
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I get my own office?
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Well, you do have a roommate.
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Christy Plunkett, meet the MXM-753N.
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Oh. (chuckles softly)
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Hello.
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Make 25 copies of this
for the 11:00 meeting.
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Do you want me to come to the meeting?
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Yes. To drop off the copies.
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Copy that.
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Just a heads up: finger
guns are considered
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a micro-aggression around here.
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Copy that.
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So I have to move my car
a few mornings a week.
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Why does he have to make
a federal case out of it?
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I think he's just perpetuating
his own victim-hood.
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You do an amazing job at
remembering therapy terms
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and completely misusing them.
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Thank you.
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You're also skilled at ignoring
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the parts of what I say
that you don't want to hear.
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So many compliments today.
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Look, if I had an extra
parking space for my old car,
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I'd use it, but I don't,
and Adam should respect that.
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You still have your old car?
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And Adam should respect that.
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Why are you hanging on to something
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that's clearly causing you problems?
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Uh, because I love him.
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Uh, still talking about the car.
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I find it interesting that
for the first time in your life
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you've got a new car, and yet
you can't let go of the old one.
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It's no big deal. I just
haven't gotten around
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- to getting rid of it yet.
- It's been a month.
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Yeah, exactly, it's only been a month.
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Or it's been a whole month.
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Why are you attacking me?
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Do I remind you of your mother?
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Procrastination is a
common symptom of ADD.
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Boring me is a common symptom of you.
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Your assignment this week is
to get rid of that old car.
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That is your only job.
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What about my regular job?
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Of course, do your regular job.
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What about household chores?
Do I have to do those?
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You're being deliberately obtuse.
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Why are you angry? Is this transference?
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I never should've taught you that word.
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Wendy, could you
please pass me the salt?
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Better do it before she starts ranting
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about her needs not being met.
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That's a little
passive-aggressive, Jill.
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You know, Trevor says my
friend group might be threatened
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by my personal growth.
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If we were still boozin' it up,
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"Trevor Says" would be
a great drinking game.
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So hammered, so fast.
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I don't like everything Trevor says.
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This week, he actually gave me homework
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because he thinks I procrastinate,
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which is only because I have ADD.
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"Because I Have ADD" would
be another good drinking game.
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We'd be dead.
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You don't have to have
ADD to procrastinate.
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I got a package meant for
my neighbors at Christmas,
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and I still haven't taken it over there.
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That's not so bad.
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It's been three years.
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I've been putting something off, too.
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I still haven't listened to
a voice mail Victor left me
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a couple of days before he died.
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Aw, that's so sad. Don't
you want to hear his voice?
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I don't know. We had a hard day,
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and I'm afraid he was calling
because he was mad at me,
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and I don't want that to be
the last thing I hear him say.
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Well, it'll all get cleared
up when you join him in heaven.
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Oh, my God, Bonnie.
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What? It's sweet.
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I'm pretending to believe in heaven.
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I never procrastinate.
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How is that possible?
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I created a special calendar
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where I list all the
tasks I need to get done,
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ranked by date, priority
and my level of resistance.
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I call it the Wen-dalendar.
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Well, that is so boring
I want to Wen-dalen-die.
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I love writing things
down and checking them off.
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Sometimes I write down
things I've already done
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just so I can... (grunts)
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Well, I've been bugging you
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to get a driver's
license for six months.
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I'm a bit tired of being your chauffeur.
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I thought we decided we
weren't gonna talk about
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roommate stuff in front of the group.
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We never discussed that.
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Well, we should.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey, stranger.
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How's your fancy job?
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Oh, it's good. It's good.
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(chuckles) I mean, I
can't really talk about it
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'cause of attorney-client privilege.
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Oh, I got so screwed on that once.
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I told this lawyer all
these things I'd done,
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and then he brought it all up in court,
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which is when I learned
it has to be your lawyer.
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Bottom line, if they
don't sit at your table,
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don't tell them anything.
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(laughs) Oh, that's funny.
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It reminds me of work,
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where I also laugh all day
with my legal colleagues.
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I'm not buying it.
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Yeah, if you're not
complaining, you're not Christy.
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That is so not true.
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Fine! My new job blows. I'm miserable.
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Hey, look, Christy has a drinking game.
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I thought I was gonna have
some real responsibility,
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but I'm just making copies.
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I hate my life.
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Well, I hope you're happy!
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I don't think you mean that.
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"Don't hit the snooze," you said.
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"Wake up right before
you need to," you said.
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Well, because of you, I got a ticket.
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I think because of
you, you got a ticket.
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You're the one that has two cars.
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Well, for your information,
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I've decided to get rid of my old car.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Well, get ready to see it,
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because I'm gonna do
it first thing today.
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Hi. I'm Bonnie Plunkett,
your building manager.
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Do you need anything
repaired? Anything at all?
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Faucets, toilets?
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Curious about how long anything is?
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(muffled): Thank you for squeezing me in
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on such short notice.
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"Beef bourguignon,
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"traditional French braised stew.
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Total time, six to eight hours."
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Well, let's get at it.
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I screwed up. I ordered
chicken paillard,
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but it was supposed
to be a hanger steak.
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It's true.
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After all these years,
she's still not good at this.
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Please help me.
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That table may be my only
decent tip of the night.
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Oh. Well, that changes everything.
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Uh, listen up, everyone.
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Christy needs money.
Let's really pull together.
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, my God.
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The law firm that I'm working for
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needs me to come in right now.
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"Big case, all hands on deck.
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We need you ASAP."
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Guys, I'm needed.
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But you're in the middle of
poorly serving our customers.
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I don't care.
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I am gonna go do something with meaning,
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something important,
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something that doesn't
involve sauce on the side,
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'cause I am meant for greater things.
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You can't just leave.
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Watch me.
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(grunts)
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Well, that was worth watching.
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Oh.
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- I came as fast as I could.
- Don't care.
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We got thrown a curve-ball
on the Hawkins trial.
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Probably gonna be an all-nighter.
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Do you need me to help draft a brief?
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Research precedents?
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We need you to pick up dinner.
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- What?
- Yeah, we already ordered
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from the boss's favorite restaurant.
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Is there a chance we
could be adults about this?
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Of course.
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This must be very humbling for you,
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and so we've decided not
to rub your nose in it.
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- Really?
- No. Paul, the list.
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We all kind of
work-shopped these together.
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"Your life hasn't changed
that much, Counselor,
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and here is exhibit A."
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(Paul laughs)
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00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:56,117
"What case are you working
on? Christy v. Dignity?"
258
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,281
That was Preston.
259
00:11:01,421 --> 00:11:02,452
Okay.
260
00:11:02,477 --> 00:11:04,060
Oh, uh, buh-buh, one more.
261
00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:07,068
"Apparently Law & Order
262
00:11:07,093 --> 00:11:09,510
means law and order dinner."
263
00:11:09,576 --> 00:11:11,710
(laughs)
264
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,304
Make all the jokes you want.
265
00:11:14,329 --> 00:11:16,828
Nothing could make me feel
worse about myself right now.
266
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,695
Ah!
267
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,253
I hate this place!
268
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,061
I had one thing to do yesterday...
269
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:40,936
get rid of my old car. But did I? No.
270
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,395
I did a bunch of things I
didn't want to do instead.
271
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,914
I even texted Wendy
just to say, "What's up?"
272
00:11:46,485 --> 00:11:48,285
- Oh, that's why.
- (Bonnie sighs)
273
00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:51,469
Guess my only comfort is knowing
274
00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:53,679
you guys are struggling
with procrastination, too.
275
00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:55,832
I got my license!
276
00:11:56,145 --> 00:11:58,362
And I had a blast at the DMV.
277
00:11:58,494 --> 00:12:00,778
Everyone's so friendly and outgoing.
278
00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:02,875
(gasps) Plus, you get to go
to all those fun stations.
279
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,828
Eye test. Pop quiz. Photo shoot.
280
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,537
I have never taken a better picture.
281
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,428
The angle, the lighting.
282
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,586
Walter took so much time.
283
00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:18,000
So, I'm handing my neighbor
her package. Apology, apology.
284
00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,641
And she's got this scowl on her face,
285
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,023
and I'm thinking,
"That's a lot of attitude
286
00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:23,882
for somebody who orders
from Banana Republic."
287
00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,054
But turns out she's a dermatologist,
288
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,496
and she's eying this
suspicious freckle on my arm.
289
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,633
(scoffs) Get this. It was precancerous.
290
00:12:31,658 --> 00:12:33,862
Not procrastinating saved my life.
291
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,939
Last night, I finally sat
down with Victor's message.
292
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,548
And guess what. It was a butt-dial.
293
00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:42,504
Yeah. I listened to three minutes
294
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:46,671
of him rustling around,
and then at the very end,
295
00:12:47,406 --> 00:12:50,902
I heard him ask his caregiver
to put him in a clean shirt
296
00:12:50,927 --> 00:12:53,234
so he'd look nice when I got home.
297
00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:57,459
Gonna keep that message forever.
298
00:12:57,692 --> 00:12:59,632
Well, this is a load of crap!
299
00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:05,894
I've been eating my hot dog
with just mustard my whole life,
300
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,136
but therapy has opened me
up to trying new things.
301
00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:10,031
So if you're smelling
onions on my breath,
302
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,723
it's really the smell of growth.
303
00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:13,641
That's fascinating.
304
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:17,312
But what I asked you is,
"Did you sell the car?"
305
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,157
All right, I didn't sell it yet,
306
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,015
but only because I had a lot going on.
307
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,328
I am busy, very busy.
I'm a very busy woman.
308
00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:25,019
Write that down. "Very busy woman."
309
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,832
I think there's more to it than that.
310
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,990
I think you're deeply
attached to your car,
311
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,800
and you'll never get rid
of it unless you admit that.
312
00:13:31,825 --> 00:13:33,671
I'm gonna be honest with you, Trevor.
313
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,750
The sweater vest is not
your most flattering look.
314
00:13:39,343 --> 00:13:41,930
I don't even like the car.
It's loud. It's unreliable.
315
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,793
People are amazed it runs at all.
316
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:45,517
Why would I have an emotional attachment
317
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,039
to that hunk of junk?
318
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,544
Because, on some level,
that hunk of junk is you.
319
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:52,062
Geez, sorry about the vest comment.
320
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,576
Classic transference.
321
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:57,023
Still not what it means.
322
00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,421
We'll see.
323
00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:03,942
Bonnie, you have changed so
much over the last few years.
324
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,977
You got sober, you're getting married,
325
00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:08,052
you're dealing with your ADD.
326
00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:10,437
That's a lot, and it's scary.
327
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,265
Getting rid of that old car is
like getting rid of the old you.
328
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,648
Or I was busy. You'd remember
that if you'd written it down.
329
00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:23,127
Okay, what's the first step we
need to take to sell the car?
330
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,891
Put an ad on Craigslist, I guess.
331
00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:27,632
Great. Why don't you do that right now?
332
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,134
I wish I could, but, uh, unfortunately,
333
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,970
we are out of time.
334
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,922
Only I get to say that.
335
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,057
And if you're really seeing
a watch on your wrist,
336
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:38,017
we've got bigger problems than your car.
337
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,346
I don't want to do this right
now, okay? I just don't want to.
338
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:44,159
You don't have to do it
alone. I'll be right here.
339
00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:45,516
(scoffs)
340
00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:48,296
I got to write a whole ad.
I can't do it on my phone.
341
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,771
Well, why don't we use my laptop?
342
00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:52,470
"I'm Trevor. I have a vest
and a laptop." (grunts)
343
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,703
(clears throat)
344
00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:01,358
Patient files aren't on there.
345
00:15:01,595 --> 00:15:06,181
No, but a hilarious picture
of you riding a camel is.
346
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,672
Okay, close that.
347
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,756
And send.
348
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:10,531
(computer whooshes, phone chimes)
349
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,628
You win this round.
350
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,014
And camels are scary.
351
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,765
A lot of people make that face.
352
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:22,683
(copy machine whirring)
353
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:23,853
Huh.
354
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,863
Oh. Hey, hey, hey, Russell,
do you have a minute?
355
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,282
No. I was just reading
through the brief.
356
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:36,591
Well, your job is to
copy it, not to read it.
357
00:15:36,747 --> 00:15:39,381
Yes, and they are almost done.
358
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,239
But-but I was just wondering
359
00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:43,481
why you didn't cite
Washington v. Shafer.
360
00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:46,591
(sighs) That's because
that case is, um...
361
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,658
What's that case?
362
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,717
Well, in a nutshell, the judge ruled
363
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,969
prior criminal acts could be admissible
364
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,672
if the similarity to the
current case provides the jury
365
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,142
with a clearer understanding
of the evidence before them.
366
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,163
Wow.
367
00:16:02,846 --> 00:16:05,980
That's a fantastic
idea, Christy. Great job.
368
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:07,371
Seriously?
369
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:10,046
Oh, my God, thank you. (chuckles)
370
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,666
Guys, it just hit me in the bathroom.
371
00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:16,941
We should cite Washington v. Shafer.
372
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,218
Lot of memories in this car.
373
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,927
I'm really glad it's
going to such a nice kid.
374
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,053
Thanks. It's perfect.
375
00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:30,038
Well, drive it in good health.
376
00:16:30,183 --> 00:16:31,733
Oh, I'm not gonna drive it.
377
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,608
I'm gonna push it off a
cliff for my student film.
378
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:36,928
What?
379
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,796
Uh, it's his car now, Bonnie.
380
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:41,693
But he's gonna murder
it. Uh, give me the keys.
381
00:16:41,718 --> 00:16:43,634
- No deal.
- What? Why?
382
00:16:43,659 --> 00:16:46,493
Just take your man bun
and go do some hot yoga.
383
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,534
Dude, give her back the keys.
384
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,275
It's only gonna get worse.
385
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,562
Fine. I'll just use my dad's car.
386
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,484
What the hell was that?
387
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:01,880
Didn't you hear him? He was
gonna push me off a cliff.
388
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:04,572
Okay, I'm used to a certain
level of Bonnie around here,
389
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,991
but you're being even
Bonnier than usual.
390
00:17:07,077 --> 00:17:09,327
I guess, uh, it's possible
391
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:12,880
I-I don't want the car to
end up in a ball of fire
392
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,796
because I'm attached to it.
393
00:17:15,992 --> 00:17:18,656
That car kind of
represents who I used to be,
394
00:17:18,681 --> 00:17:22,890
and I'm... I'm having
trouble letting her go.
395
00:17:23,984 --> 00:17:25,620
Is that what Trevor says?
396
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,428
Trevor and I don't talk about my car.
397
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,407
We talk about you, and how you need
398
00:17:29,432 --> 00:17:32,016
to make more of an effort
in several different areas.
399
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:45,554
Well, I don't know why, but I
think I might have tomato soup.
400
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,667
I don't care what you say.
401
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,919
My dermatologist neighbor's
now my new bestie,
402
00:17:51,944 --> 00:17:54,732
and I got a $1,200 peel for free.
403
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,125
How long are you gonna look like that?
404
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:59,521
Couple of days. Then it's
gonna get real crusty,
405
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,262
then it's gonna start flaking off,
406
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,615
but then I'm gonna look a
whole three months younger.
407
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,701
Hey.
408
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,271
Oof.
409
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,888
Ah, great news.
410
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:13,080
This guy stole my idea at work today.
411
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:15,370
I've never actually had a job,
412
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,779
but that does not sound like a win.
413
00:18:17,804 --> 00:18:19,707
I've only finished
one year of law school,
414
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,816
and my ideas are already
good enough to steal
415
00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:23,474
by professional lawyers!
416
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,341
So you're just gonna
let him get away with it?
417
00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,867
Yes. I am taking the high road.
418
00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:31,920
Also, revenge might be
seen as a micro-aggression.
419
00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:34,639
You came to that all on
your own? I'm impressed.
420
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,330
Yeah, so am I.
421
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:38,226
I guess that's what
happens if you stay sober.
422
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,607
If it happened to me, I
would've broke into the guy's car
423
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:42,516
and filled his trunk
full of rotting fish.
424
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:44,356
Really? You'd do that?
425
00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:46,014
Yeah. If you want, I'll do it for you.
426
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,756
I'd do it for any of you. I
got a fish guy and everything.
427
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,763
- Hey, Tammy, you got a dollar?
- What?
428
00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,833
- Just give me a dollar.
- Okay.
429
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,402
Congratulations. You just bought a car.
430
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,604
What?
431
00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:01,068
I just sold you my old car.
432
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,574
- Aw. - Are you serious? Bonnie,
why would you do that?
433
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,743
Because I know you won't
push me off a cliff.
434
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,287
You're right, I won't! Thank you!
435
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,202
I'm gonna cry.
436
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,344
I would, too, but I'm
afraid it would burn.
437
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,786
The best part is I get
to go to my therapist
438
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,302
and tell him to suck it.
439
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,732
Just curious. What kind
of fish would you use?
440
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,840
I'm pleased things worked
out with the car.
441
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:29,248
Sounds like you found
the perfect place for it.
442
00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:32,001
I did. Thank you for pushing
me out of my comfort zone.
443
00:19:32,026 --> 00:19:34,063
I feel like I accomplished something.
444
00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:36,005
You did, and you should
be proud of yourself.
445
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:37,767
Now you can take that momentum
446
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,121
and use it on anything else
that you've been avoiding.
447
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,354
I'll see you next week.
448
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,755
There is one thing I've been putting off
449
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,647
that I really
want to do.
450
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:47,958
Hmm.
451
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:54,849
Bonnie, this goes
against every ethical...
452
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,620
Oh, screw it.
453
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,304
(gasps)
454
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,568
Oh, that's transference.
455
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:11,701
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