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Christy.
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Do me a favor and bus table six.
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(Sighs) I'm kind of slammed.
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Why can't Hector do it?
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Immigration retirement party.
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Half the kitchen staff is
hiding in the freezer.
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Got it.
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Hola.
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Boy, that's good scotch.
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What a waste. Ugh.
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What is wrong with these people?
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Oops.
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Okay.
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What's done is done.
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They're in the freezer.
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Hey!
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Which one of you miserable
sons of bitches is horny?
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(Gasps)
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Oh, mom.
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I just had the worst drunk dream.
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It's okay, baby.
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Now, be a love, and tie mama off.
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(Gasps)
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Mom!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Just checking.
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What?!
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Mom - 02x01
"Hepatitis and Lemon Zest"
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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It seemed so real,
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like I had just thrown away my whole year.
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It's okay, honey. It's a slip dream.
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I've been sober 33 years, I still get 'em.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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A couple months ago,
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I dreamt I was snorting blow
off of Tom Jones' ass.
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Who's Tom Jones?
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Thanks for ruining a beautiful dream.
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- What?
- Nothing. Just checking.
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I said I was sorry.
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For me, slip dreams are a signal
something's bothering me
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and I'm not dealing with it.
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Boy, I don't know.
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I can't think of anything
that's bothering me.
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She drove, so I'm gonna stick with that.
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Okay, you know what?
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Maybe you're ready to start
helping somebody else stay sober.
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Maybe it is time for me
to start giving back.
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Okay.
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Go talk to that new girl over there.
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Ooh, really?
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Can't I start with somebody
off the children's menu?
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Okay, how about her?
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Oh, that's a Gucci bag.
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I can really help somebody
with a Gucci bag.
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Go.
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Maybe I should help someone.
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What's stopping you?
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To be honest?
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A complete lack of compassion.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Christy.
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Jill.
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Nice bag.
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Thanks.
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Gucci.
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I wouldn't know.
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Is this your first meeting?
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How can you tell?
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Well, no offense,
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but you kind of look like
you just got tasered.
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I feel terrible.
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Yeah, I get it.
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A little over a year ago I was sitting
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exactly where you are right now.
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Of course, I wasn't dressed as nice.
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In fact, I think I was
wearing this same sweater.
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You've been sober a whole year?
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Yep. It went by like...
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Tha... t.
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So, what's been going on?
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Not much. Um...
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I got a DUI, my husband left me
and I tried to commit suicide.
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Oh, my God. You're gonna do great here.
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Can I be a mom for a moment?
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Sure.
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How long's it been since you got laid?
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What?
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Who keeps track of that sort of thing?
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The answer is: six months
ago, the fireman.
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If you knew, why'd you ask?
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Because I wanted to talk about me,
and I thought I'd come off better
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if I pretended to be interested in you.
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Wow. I see you trying. I really do.
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Thank you.
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- So, what's going on?
- I cannot wait to bang your father.
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I mean, I know I have to bide my
time until his ticker's better,
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but all I can think about
is driving to Chico
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and draining him like a dirty pool.
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Come on.
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You are talking about my father's junk.
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No, you're talking about his junk.
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I cloaked it in an adorable metaphor.
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Maybe Violet is mature enough
to be comfortable
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with her grandmother's sexuality.
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She's not.
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- Anything other than bills?
- Um, yeah.
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- Something from the Taylors.
- Ooh. Baby pictures!
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- Open it, let's see.
- I don't know if I want to.
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Christy: Oh, okay. Well,
you don't have to, sweetie.
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Yeah, we can just talk about
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whether your grandmommy
should have violent intercourse
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with your grandpappy.
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She's cute.
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Very cute.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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They named her "Gwyneth."
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- What's wrong with Gwyneth?
- Seriously? I have to tell you?
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No, no. I get it.
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Oh, look at that cute little bunny hat.
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You think that's cute?
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I do not.
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Okay. Well...
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I guess that went
as good as it could've gone.
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Yeah.
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You ever wonder what it'd have
been like if she kept the baby?
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Please don't go down that road.
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I suppose.
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Why don't I make us some lunch.
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Thanks, but I got to run.
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I'm going to meet that
new girl, Jill. Roscoe, lunch!
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- Roscoe: I'm not hungry!
- Grandma's making it.
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Roscoe: Okay!
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You know you're buying
his love with bacon.
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Still love.
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(Knocking on door)
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Hang on!
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(Knocking continues)
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One more time and nobody's home.
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(Eastern European accent): Who are you?
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Who are you?
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Landlord.
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Is Crusty here?
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Crusty?
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Crusty Plunkett.
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Oh, that Crusty.
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Um, no.
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- Can I ask what this is about?
- Who are you?
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Really? We're starting over?
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Okay, I'm her mother.
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- You're living here?
- Absolutely not.
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Good, 'cause you're living here,
rent would be higher.
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No, no. We wouldn't want it to be higher.
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So, what's up?
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Your daughter...
Three months behind on rent.
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Really? Well, that doesn't
sound like my little Crusty.
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48 hours, she don't pay...
I send sheriff for eviction.
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How come I'm not smelling bacon?
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Excuse me.
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- Are you hungry, baby?
- Uh-huh.
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You hear that? He's starving.
You want him to be homeless, too?
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48 hours.
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Oh, come on. Look at that face.
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Nice face.
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48 hours.
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Damn. You need to get cuter.
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(Knocking on door)
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Did you want me to make you a sandwich?
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Oh, thanks, but Jill
and I are having lunch.
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Oh, right.
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(door closing)
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Boy, she's lucky to have
a role model like you.
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Ahh.
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Yeah, I'm just doing what I can do.
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Leading by example.
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That's terrific.
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Say, maybe you can give me some advice.
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Mm. I can give it.
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It's up to you to take it.
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That's good.
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I might use that with Jill.
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So, here's the thing.
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I have this friend
who has an idiot daughter.
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I mean, a real screw-up.
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Ugh. That's too bad.
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Makes you appreciate me, huh?
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You bet.
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So, here's the thing.
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My friend's daughter doesn't
pay the rent for three months.
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And now she and her whole family
are gonna be evicted.
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Ooh, yikes.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't have any friends.
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Yes, but I have an idiot daughter.
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- Was that the Landlord at the door?
- Yes, Crusty.
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How much time did he give us?
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- 48 hours.
- Oh, boy.
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- How could you let this happen?
- "Let it happen"?!
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Between Violet's pregnancy, the
adoption and dad's heart attack,
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I lost a lot of days at work.
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Yeah, but what about the money
I've been kicking in?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Before I tell you about that,
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you have to understand
that we were so far in the hole,
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the only way out was by getting creative.
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So I started thinking outside the box.
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Uh-huh.
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Like the box was here.
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And I was way over here. Thinking.
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What did you do?
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00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,851
Um, well...
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I guess I can't put off
saying it anymore...
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Say it!
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Okay.
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Remember how I used to bet
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on football and basketball and such?
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Yeah, you sucked at it.
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(Quietly): Still do.
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- You gambled away the rent money?
- No, no, no!
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You're not listening to me.
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We never had rent money.
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I gambled away what little we had
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on the hopes of getting the rent money.
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See?
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Outside the box.
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You swore you weren't gonna gamble again.
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I thought I'd be better at it sober.
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Let's keep in mind
the most important thing
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throughout all of this is...
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That I never took a drink.
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We'd be better off if you did!
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If you were drunk, you
could bang the Landlord
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and we wouldn't be homeless.
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That's a terrible thing to say.
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Think he might go for it?
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Just...
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You know what I like
about this cheesecake?
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It's creamy, but still very light.
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I think they use some kind of a low-fat...
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- Shut up...
- Yogurt.
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You understand gambling
is just your addiction
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crawling out another hole?
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Yeah.
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I get that now.
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(Chuckling)
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It's kind of like when I went crazy
with the oreos and the...
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- Shut up...
- Ho hos.
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How much do you owe the Landlord?
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Not much.
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Give me a number.
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I don't wanna.
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Say it!
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- Four grand.
- (Hisses)
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Oh, I hate it when she goes...
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(Hisses)
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All right.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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How much money do you have right now?
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I can scrounge up $300... $400.
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Bonnie?
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Yes?
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What do you got?
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- (Hisses)
- Mom.
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Oh, I suppose I can kick in that much.
269
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,091
Okay. I can do the same.
270
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,427
If you can give the Landlord
anything like a month's rent,
271
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,363
I'm sure it'll buy you some time.
272
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:52,364
I'll pay you back.
273
00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:55,166
Damn straight you'll pay me back.
274
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,843
So, anyway, you were so smart
to suggest that I work with that new girl.
275
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,178
- It has been incredibly...
- Shut up.
276
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,481
Satisfying.
277
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,719
Please, Gabriel, I really
need to work more shifts.
278
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,588
If I had them, I'd give them to you.
279
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,423
How about one of Andrea's shifts?
280
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,291
I'm not one to gossip,
281
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,727
but the lady doesn't wash
her hands after she tinkles.
282
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,496
Andrea, hey, lookin' good!
283
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,067
Do you really want hepatitis on the menu?
284
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,769
I said no.
285
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,939
Is this because
I stopped sleeping with you?
286
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,607
No!
287
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,609
It's because I started
sleeping with Andrea.
288
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,754
Damn it.
289
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,825
Yes, I want ten dimes on
Mississippi tech, straight up.
290
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:47,118
Yes, I know they're 18-point
underdogs. I got a tip.
291
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,320
Yeah... just put the bet down.
292
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,056
Hi.
293
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,591
Hello.
294
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,026
You got a tip?
295
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,527
- Maybe.
- Is it a good one?
296
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,864
Do onions caramelize at
310 degrees fahrenheit?
297
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,033
I have no idea.
298
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,568
But, uh, back to the tip,
is it like a sure thing?
299
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,971
Does lemon zest pair with ricotta?
300
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,806
I get it, you're a chef.
301
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,807
Just tell me!
302
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,908
Can't lose.
303
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,616
Pays five to one.
304
00:15:12,618 --> 00:15:14,017
Really?
305
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,149
Five times 1,200 is...
306
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,184
Zero, zero, carry the one...
307
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,553
Okay, it's six grand.
308
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,457
You want me to put a bet down for you?
309
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,069
No, I can't.
310
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,764
I just can't.
311
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,935
Yeah, we both know she's gonna.
312
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,072
You cannot tell my mother about this.
313
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:55,152
Hi, I'm Jill and I'm an alcoholic.
314
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,657
- Group: Hi, Jill.
- Hi, Jill.
315
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,627
I have six days now.
316
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,366
I'm a little scared up here,
317
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:13,236
I've really never talked in front
of a group of people before.
318
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,039
Unless you count the team of doctors
who were trying to determine
319
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,774
if I was still a danger to myself.
320
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,376
(Laughter)
321
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:25,615
Anyway, my sponsor told me
that I should share, so...
322
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,184
Here I am.
323
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,752
And I'm doing everything she says
324
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,478
because I really want to have it
all together like she does.
325
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,439
You're an inspiration to me, Christy.
326
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:40,697
The way she turned her life around
327
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,666
gives me hope that maybe I can do the same.
328
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,367
(Very quietly): Oh, come on, make the kick,
329
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,536
make the kick.
330
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,272
Christy says that it's all about honesty,
331
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,709
taking responsibility for my mistakes
and doing things differently.
332
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,595
The snap is good, kick is up.
333
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,313
Anyway... I guess that's it, so...
334
00:16:57,315 --> 00:17:00,049
- Thank you.
- I won!
335
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:03,419
Oh, thank you, God, I won!
336
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,439
- Hey.
- Leader: Who else would like to share?
337
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:12,629
Are you crying?
338
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,397
I'm just so happy.
339
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:16,799
For you.
340
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:19,202
You're the best.
341
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,703
(Crying): Thank you.
342
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,273
(Silently mouthing)
343
00:17:29,179 --> 00:17:30,379
Ooh.
344
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,849
I don't usually sleep with fat, bald guys,
345
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:36,219
but tonight's your night, Mr. Franklin.
346
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,486
- Don't turn around.
- What?
347
00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,188
Just give me the money and walk away.
348
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,656
Oh, no. No, no.
349
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,825
Look, I'm not screwing around.
There's a gun in your back.
350
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:46,329
Yeah, I can feel it, I'm actually
peeing myself a little.
351
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,398
But you don't understand,
I need this money to pay my rent.
352
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,334
- How about we split it?
- Shut up.
353
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,536
Yeah, gee, I been
getting that a lot lately.
354
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,905
Okay, uh, see if this works.
355
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:59,241
Follow me to my Landlord's,
uh, let me give him this money,
356
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:01,911
and then you rob him. Everybody wins.
357
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,961
(Quietly): No.
358
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:12,054
Man: I'm so frigging happy
I can't even stand it.
359
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,222
Hey.
360
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:17,960
Great news. Landlord came by,
he said one month's rent would be fine.
361
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,587
- He said that, huh?
- Yup.
362
00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:21,564
I told him to come back in the morning.
363
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,333
(Exhales) Great.
364
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:27,336
That's when I'll sleep with him.
365
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,605
What are you talking about?
366
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,974
I got mugged.
367
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:34,543
The money's gone.
368
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:35,611
Are you kidding me?
369
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,579
I wish I was.
370
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,648
There was a gun at my back.
371
00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:43,418
Oh, baby, oh, my God, come here.
372
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,655
Oh, mom, I was so scared.
373
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,423
Oh. It's gonna be all right.
374
00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,559
Everything's gonna be fine.
375
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,720
Wait a minute.
376
00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,267
There was no mugger.
377
00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,203
Yeah, there was. Keep hugging.
378
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,904
No, no, no, no.
379
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:04,706
You gambled again, didn't you?
380
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,675
Well...
381
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:09,544
Oh, I knew it! What is wrong with you?
382
00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:11,746
- But I won!
- Oh, really? Where's the money?
383
00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:13,315
I told you, I got mugged.
384
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:16,384
Christy, it is time to admit
you've got another problem.
385
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,553
Gambling's not a problem when you win.
386
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:25,026
- And I did get mugged.
- Sure you did. Let me guess,
387
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:27,762
- he was a big, scary-looking black guy?
- He was.
388
00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,297
Shame on you, Christy.
389
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:32,534
It's not my fault
he perpetuates the stereotype.
390
00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:35,470
Oh, my God, save it, we don't
have time for your racism.
391
00:19:35,472 --> 00:19:39,073
Now, do we have any cash for our
heartless Armenian Landlord?
392
00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:41,543
Well, I guess that's it.
393
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,912
Sheriff shows up in the morning,
we get evicted.
394
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:47,248
Oh, I don't want the kids
to have to go through that.
395
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,483
What's the alternative?
396
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,752
Give me a second, let me think.
397
00:19:58,594 --> 00:20:01,696
I need another box.
398
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:08,836
Pack your stuff, Roscoe. We're
going on a surprise vacation.
399
00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:12,306
Bonnie: Pack up, Violet,
we're skipping out on the rent.
400
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,280
What are you standing there for?
401
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,878
We got to get out of here
before the Landlord shows up.
402
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,380
(Sighs) Roscoe grew up here.
403
00:20:19,382 --> 00:20:21,949
This is a memory that's
gonna be gone forever.
404
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,847
Hang on.
405
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,656
What are you doing?
406
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,925
It's not like we're gonna get
the security deposit back.
407
00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,900
That works.
408
00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:51,134
Violet: This place sucks, mom.
409
00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:54,103
Christy: Come on, look on the bright side.
410
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,970
We've won HBO.
411
00:21:02,306 --> 00:21:04,306
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