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- Previously on Mom...
- Who are you?
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- Who are you?
- Landlord.
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- Can I ask what this is about?
- Who are you?
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Really? We're starting over?
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Okay, I'm her mother.
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- You're living here?
- Absolutely not.
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Good, 'cause your living
here... rent will be higher.
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No, no, we wouldn't want it to be higher.
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Your daughter...
Three months behind on rent.
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- Really?
- 48 hours she don't pay,
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I send sheriff for eviction.
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Remember how I used to bet
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on football and basketball and such?
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Yeah. You sucked at it.
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Still do.
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You gambled away the rent money?!
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We never had rent money.
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I gambled away what little we had
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on the hopes of getting the rent money.
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Pack your stuff, Roscoe.
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We're going on a surprise vacation.
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Pack up, Violet.
We're skipping out on the rent.
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This place sucks, mom.
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Look on the bright side.
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We finally have HBO.
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Mom?
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What?
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I'm going for a swim.
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Okay.
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Wait. What?
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Cannonball!
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Roscoe?!
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Stay where I can see you!
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What's going on?
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Oh! Your brother still thinks
we're on vacation.
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Nothing like a motel room in the morning
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to make you want to kill yourself.
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Oh, come on.
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It's not so bad.
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Beds are comfortable, we've got hot water.
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There's even a safe in the closet.
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Great. A place to store
all our disappointments.
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How long are we gonna be homeless?
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Hey, hey, hey, we are not homeless.
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- Mom, tell her.
- Tell her what?
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Tell her that everything's gonna be fine.
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Why would I do that?
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Violet, this is just temporary.
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Trust me, I have a plan.
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Roscoe, put the dead bird down!
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I still have a good job,
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your grandma's life-coaching
business is starting to pick up.
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- Well...
- What?
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Nothing.
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You'll see.
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Everything'll be fine.
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That's what you said when you
drew a mustache on me,
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and we drove out of phoenix
in the middle of the night.
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Now... hang on.
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That was not a rent issue.
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What was it?
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It was a drug deal gone bad.
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You never hear about the ones that go good.
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The point is,
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there's no use in dwelling in the past.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go prepare myself
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to take on the day.
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To build a better tomorrow
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for myself and my family.
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Oh, God, we are so screwed.
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Sweetie, we can hear you.
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Mom - 02x02
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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All right,
boys, here are your drinks.
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Thank you.
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Oopsie. Somebody dropped a napkin.
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Here you go.
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That's better.
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Okay, let me just tell you
about today's special.
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We have a succulent chicken paillard
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that's been pounded very hard,
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just the way the chicken likes it.
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I will let you fellas think
about that for a second.
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Ooh, somebody's been working out.
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Walk with me.
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What's going on?
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This is a four-star restaurant,
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and you're doing everything but
give these people lap dances.
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Don't talk to table two.
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Christy, I know you're
trying to make money,
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but you can't let men objectify you.
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Did you get a boob job?
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No, I just stuffed my bra
with my kid's tube socks.
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Really? It's very effective.
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Regardless, you need to dial it back.
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I can't. I'm in trouble.
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I need cash in a hurry.
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In fact, I was gonna wait
till after my shift was over
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to ask you, but since
we're talking about it now,
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I was hoping that
maybe you could lend me...
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Really?
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You just walk away?
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Son of a bitch!
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I like this new thing you're
doing with your breasts.
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Here, knock yourself out.
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Mmm. Still warm.
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So what's going on? Back on the pole?
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I wish.
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I'd make more money than I'm making here.
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Aw, money problems. I'm sorry.
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Thanks.
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You know, I could possibly help.
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Really?
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That'd be so great.
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I promise I'll pay you right back.
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Oh, the arrangement I'm thinking
of wouldn't require any payback.
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It's more of a
services-rendered-in-the-back-of-my-car
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sort of thing.
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That's it? You just walk away?
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Give me my boobs back.
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Okay, let's see.
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I've got Alaskan king crab,
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leg of lamb,
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Chateaubriand.
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Can't we ever have burgers and fries?
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When I start working at McDonald's
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and stealing their food, yes.
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So you guys are, like, homeless, huh?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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We're on vacation.
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Limited choices in the vending machine.
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I got a Shasta, a Mr. Pibb
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and something called “Hola Cola.”
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Okay,
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before we start,
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I think we should say
a little prayer of thanks.
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For what?
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For this delicious food
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that rich people didn't finish.
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And more importantly,
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for sticking together as a family.
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God bless us, everyone.
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Pass the figgy pudding.
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Who could that be?
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Well, we can rule out housekeeping.
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It's just the girl I'm sponsoring.
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You invited her here?
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Why not?
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We have nothing to be ashamed of.
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I disagree.
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Jill!
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Hi, come on in.
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Hey, what are you doing in a motel?
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They're not homeless if
that's what you're thinking.
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Uh...
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We're here temporarily
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until our new place is decorated.
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Can't live in a car without curtains.
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It's so weird.
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My coke dealer used to live
right down the hall.
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I knew I'd been here before!
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Okay, let me introduce you to my family.
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You know Bonnie.
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This is my daughter Violet,
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her boyfriend Luke,
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my son Roscoe.
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You guys are really lucky
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to have a mom who's so together.
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Exactly how long have you been sober?
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11 days.
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Can you believe it?
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Yes.
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Christy, can I have a word
with you in the east wing?
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Excuse me.
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We have a pool.
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I know.
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That's where they found my dealer.
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She's a great gal, huh?
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Yeah. I don't know if this is
the hola cola talking,
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but are you out of your mind?
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What?
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With everything that's going on,
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you are helping her?
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Yes.
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It's called giving back.
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But you have nothing to spare.
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Mom, we're gonna be fine.
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You got to stay positive.
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Okay. I'm positive
you have nothing to spare.
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Oh, it's Alvin.
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Does your father know
about our little situation here?
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No, I don't want him to worry.
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What's to worry about? I thought
you said everything's fine.
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It is fine.
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Then answer the phone.
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Okay, I will.
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I missed him.
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Christy?
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
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I asked you first.
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I'm Roscoe's dad.
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I'm Roscoe's grandfather.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
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Yeah.
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What-what are you doing here?
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Oh. I live in my van,
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so I take a shower whenever
the opportunity presents itself.
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A bucket and a rag can only get you so far.
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All right.
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Uh, where is everybody?
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I don't know. I came by
last night, nobody here.
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Crashed on the couch. Woke up this morning,
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still nobody here.
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The-the TV's gone.
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Oh. That rules out the rapture.
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
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I'm the owner of this house.
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Just a heads up... the water
pressure in the shower's
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a little low. You might
want to check on that.
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I'll check it...
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Right after I shoot you.
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Now, who are you?
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I'm Christy's ex-husband.
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And I'm her father.
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Oh, really?
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Did you know your daughter
took her family and ran out
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in the middle of the night
to beat me out of the rent?
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My daughter wouldn't do that.
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Yes, she would.
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What are you doing?
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I'm praying.
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How's it going?
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You tell me.
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Are we still here?
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Listen, I'm sorry
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I've been giving you a hard time.
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I know you're doing the best you can.
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Wow.
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One of my prayers just got answered.
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What else you asking for?
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Oh, you know...
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For God to give me a little guidance,
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maybe a house.
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Why not a rich guy who likes kids?
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I'm trying to ask for
things that really exist.
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Come to bed. Get some rest.
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Yeah.
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Wait.
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Amen.
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It's important to let him know you're done.
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What the hell?
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What's going on?
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Back in your room, ma'am!
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Oh.
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Police!
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Everybody, get down!
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Oh!
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Hi.
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What's going on?
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God wants us to live with you.
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Hey! Oh!
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Sorry, I have to feed the kitties.
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Smell that?
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That's the smell of loneliness.
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Marjorie, I, uh,
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can't thank you enough for taking us in.
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Oh, of course, sweetie,
it's nice to have the company.
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Love my cats, but they don't
ask me how my day was.
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Neither will I.
277
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I'll be at the pool.
278
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Oh, honey, Marjorie doesn't have a pool.
279
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HBO?
280
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Sorry.
281
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Worst vacation ever.
282
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So, did you sleep okay?
283
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As good as I could with my cat allergies.
284
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Aw, poor dear.
285
00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:10,709
Yeah, my nose is stuffy,
286
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,277
my throat's scratchy,
287
00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:14,379
and my eyes are all puffy.
288
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Aw.
289
00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,415
I'll pick you up some Benadryl
290
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on my way home from the chemo.
291
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Thank you.
292
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- Take your time.
- Bye.
293
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I love her,
294
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:31,529
but she plays that
cancer card an awful lot.
295
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Ooh, smoothies.
296
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- Violet, no!
- Stop!
297
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Hope you enjoyed your meal.
298
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Just a reminder, all of my tips
299
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are donated directly to the homeless.
300
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Hi.
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Dad. Hi.
302
00:15:01,595 --> 00:15:03,261
What kind of a person
skips out on their rent?
303
00:15:03,263 --> 00:15:04,229
That's it?
304
00:15:04,231 --> 00:15:05,763
You just walk away?
305
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:13,705
Man, he really tore me a new one.
306
00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:17,675
I was shaking after he left the restaurant.
307
00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:18,676
You try blaming me?
308
00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:20,078
Of course.
309
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,213
First words out of my mouth.
310
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:26,284
He said I was a grown woman
311
00:15:26,286 --> 00:15:29,187
and I need to take
responsibility for my actions.
312
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,055
What a douche.
313
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Hey.
314
00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:35,493
Do me a favor.
315
00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:37,061
Keep an eye on your brother.
316
00:15:37,063 --> 00:15:38,496
We're going to a meeting.
317
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,364
Yeah, like that'll help.
318
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,566
What?
319
00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:42,500
You've been going
320
00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,101
to these stupid things for a year,
321
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,203
and where are we?
322
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,972
You're kidding, right?
323
00:15:47,974 --> 00:15:49,373
I am sober.
324
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,675
You're a loser.
325
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,610
You take that back.
326
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:53,577
Make me.
327
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,545
Wait, wait.
328
00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:56,447
If you guys are gonna do this,
329
00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,716
let's get a mud pit and make some money.
330
00:16:00,452 --> 00:16:02,219
This is all your fault.
331
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:03,621
You ruined my life.
332
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:04,889
I ruined it?
333
00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:07,158
I'm the reason you got pregnant?
334
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,259
I'm the reason you sit
335
00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:10,528
around all day doing nothing?
336
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,396
Instead of bitching and moaning,
337
00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:15,299
why don't you go to school, get a job,
338
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:16,333
make something of yourself!
339
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:17,902
I hate you.
340
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,180
I'm not wrong.
341
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,182
She needs to grow up
342
00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:34,518
and start making smart decisions.
343
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,720
Yep.
344
00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:39,456
If only she had some role models.
345
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,429
And now I hate you.
346
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,236
Hi, I'm Christy.
347
00:16:52,238 --> 00:16:53,503
I'm an alcoholic.
348
00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:54,871
Hi, Christy.
349
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:56,240
Not done.
350
00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:58,241
I'm also a liar,
351
00:16:58,243 --> 00:17:00,143
a lousy mother
352
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,845
and a deadbeat.
353
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:03,547
She also farts under the covers
354
00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:05,816
and blames the cats.
355
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,153
It's weird.
356
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:13,023
When everything in my life
was falling apart,
357
00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:14,858
I was doing fine.
358
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,960
I was handling.
359
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:19,896
And then when things started going good,
360
00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:22,465
I fell apart.
361
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,100
Started gambling again.
362
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,770
I got my family evicted.
363
00:17:26,772 --> 00:17:29,406
I put us all in danger.
364
00:17:29,408 --> 00:17:33,443
I'm sure you read about the math
lab at the motel that blew up.
365
00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:38,081
They were our neighbors.
366
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,683
Well, they were a couple doors down.
367
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,385
Our actual neighbors
368
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:45,021
were making some kind of porn.
369
00:17:49,326 --> 00:17:53,129
Anyway, I do have two things
370
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,798
I can hold on to.
371
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,900
Through it all,
372
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:02,071
I've stayed sober, and...
373
00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:05,642
I've also helped someone else stay sober.
374
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,179
What up, bitches?!
375
00:18:10,181 --> 00:18:12,014
Ha!
376
00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:13,216
Hi!
377
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:21,491
Okay, one thing.
378
00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:33,198
I mean, what the hell?
379
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,334
He said he's gonna leave me
if I don't stop drinking,
380
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:38,236
so I stop drinking,
381
00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:39,571
and what does he do?
382
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:40,739
Files for divorce.
383
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:42,340
So what do I do?
384
00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:44,175
What anybody would do.
385
00:18:44,177 --> 00:18:46,878
I set his bobble-head collection on fire.
386
00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:51,716
You should've seen it.
387
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,918
200 flaming heads.
388
00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:56,187
Ha!
389
00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:57,989
Yeah.
390
00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,524
Okay, let's get some sleep.
391
00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:01,526
This'll all seem much worse in the morning.
392
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,328
Where are we gonna sleep?
393
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,495
Don't worry, once she's out,
394
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:06,998
we'll roll her onto the floor.
395
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,700
Oh, look,
396
00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:10,768
another success story.
397
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,936
What are you doing?
398
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:12,970
I'm gonna go stay
399
00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:14,138
with my friend, Sarah.
400
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,339
Okay.
401
00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:16,674
When are you coming back?
402
00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,009
I'm not.
403
00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:20,511
What are you talking about?
404
00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:22,079
I don't want to be here anymore.
405
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:23,881
- I'm done with all this.
- No.
406
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,650
No, no, no, no, no. No.
407
00:19:25,652 --> 00:19:27,919
No one is done until I say we're done.
408
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,420
We're a family.
409
00:19:29,422 --> 00:19:31,222
We stick together, no matter what.
410
00:19:31,224 --> 00:19:32,290
Why?
411
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:34,058
Nothing about us works.
412
00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:38,863
Thank you for your hospitality, Marjorie.
413
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:40,464
You're welcome, dear.
414
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,767
Damn it, Violet, I forbid you to go.
415
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:43,801
I am 18.
416
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,537
I can do whatever the hell I want.
417
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,077
Bye, grandma.
418
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:55,646
Violet, don't.
419
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:12,662
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