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I had all these plans 
about becoming a lawyer...

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and I was doing so good...

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then last night I went online

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and... and...

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and...

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Oh, for God's sake, you're like a cat
trying to cough up a hairball!

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And what?!

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Then I found out how
much it's gonna cost!

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For two more years of college

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and three years of law
school, I need two... h...

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- two... two...
- Two what?!

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$200,000!

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Poor thing. No wonder she's crying.

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All night. I had to make
her sleep downstairs.

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Where am I gonna get that kind of money?

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I'm a waitress.

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People are gonna have to
leave me thousand-dollar tips.

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And I'm not that good a waitress!

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She's really not.

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Anyway, I know I'm supposed to end...

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on an up note, so, um...

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I'm grateful to be sober...

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and...

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and...

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... and...

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Clap. Put her out of her misery.

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Thank you.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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How's the peach pie? Is it worth it?

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I think so. You want some?

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Just a nibble.

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Oh! So worth it.

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Christy.

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Would you pass me the sweetener?

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Ladies, can we please show a
little compassion for our friend?

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Hey, I showed compassion for 22 hours.

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Right now this is just white noise.

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Sweetie, how much is it gonna cost

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for just one semester of college?

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$8,423...

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plus books.

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Okay, then you don't need $200,000,

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you just need that.

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Yeah, I guess.

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You have to start looking for
scholarships, student loans,

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anything you can get your hands on

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to help you pay for the first semester.

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Okay. I could do that.

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There you go.

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One step at a time.

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Thanks, Marjorie.

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You always know how to calm me down.

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And didn't you tell me you
had some money set aside?

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$4,000. But I spent it on
my daughter's wedding dress,

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and now she's not getting married!

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Nice. She's sleeping
at your house tonight.

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♪ ♪

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- Feeling better?
- Yeah.

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Marjorie's right.

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I just got to take
this one step at a time,

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roll with the punches.

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Oh, hey, you're home early.

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Are you kidding me?!

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Oh!

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What's her problem?

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Seriously?

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Think about it.

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For how long?

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♪ ♪

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You did this to me.

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What did I do?

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I'm talking to the dress.

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Ah. It's not talking back, is it?

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How can she afford pot?

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How can she afford anything?

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I just told her, if she's gonna
live here, she has to get a job.

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Great. She can be the
bud-tender at the pot store.

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Actually, uh, that's
not an entry level job.

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You know I'm gonna have
to pay for her school, too.

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- Says who?
- Says me. What kind of mother

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would I be if I didn't help
my daughter get an education?

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I didn't help you... Does
that make me a bad mother?

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It's one of the things, yeah.

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Okay, let's try this another way.

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How much more money are we talking about

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for her to go to school?

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Same as me, I guess.

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Eight, nine grand a semester.

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All right, so what's the
first thing you need to do?

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There's only one thing I can do.

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♪ ♪

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Psst.

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Hey. Size two, gettin' married?

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Come here.

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Let me show you something.

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Never been worn.

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Pay cash, and I'll throw in the shoes.

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♪ ♪

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Hello?

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In here.

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What's up?

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Just doing as I was told,
trying to find scholarship money

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anywhere I can. Question:

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do we have any Native
American blood in our family?

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Ah. I did have a Paiute boyfriend

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right around the time you were born.

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Close enough.

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One-eighteenth Paiute.

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The Beer Distributors of
America give out a scholarship?

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Yes. And if anybody deserves it, I do.

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"Napa Valley Trial Lawyers Association."

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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But I got to go to a
banquet and give a speech

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on why I want to practice law.

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Really? Let's hear what you wrote.

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- Yeah?
- Sure.

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Great.

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"Good evening and thank you.

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"Ever since I was a little girl,

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I've wanted to help people in trouble."

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Oh, screw you!

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Oh. Almost forgot.

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The Bonnie Plunkett Scholarship...

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No boring speech necessary.

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Oh, my God. Where'd this come from?

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You're not selling fake
ecstasy again, are you?

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No. But for the record,
I never called it ecstasy,

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I just walked around Coachella

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and offered people $20 gummy bears.

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That money's from
Violet's wedding dress.

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You sold the gown of shame?

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Not only did I sell it, I
got invited to the wedding.

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You could be my plus-one.

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How much is here? ‭$500.

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That dress cost me four grand.

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Yeah, and I sold it
for a thousand dollars.

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So wait, you're keeping half?

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You got a problem with that?

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Yeah! I'm trying to go to college!

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Well, you should take a business class

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and learn how the world works.

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Mom!

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Oh, for God's sake.

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- Thank you.
- Not so fast. Tell me you love me.

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I love you.

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Like you mean it.

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I love you.

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Now, was that so hard?

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I'm such a whore.

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♪ ♪

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All right, folks,

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this is the part of the
evening that always tugs

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at my recently
scraped-out heartstrings...

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where we offer a helping
hand to one deserving student

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who's seeking a career in the law.

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Now, this year we have three

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outstanding young candidates
who will say a few words

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about why they want to be an attorney.

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And we'll begin with Christy Plunkay.

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Thank you.

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It's actually Plunkett.

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But I kind of like the sound of Plunkay.

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It's more... funkay.

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All right, then, not fun-nay.

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Ever since I was a little girl,

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I dreamed of being a lawyer

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because I wanted to make a difference.

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I wanted to help people

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like Atticus Finch did
in the inspiring novel,

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"To Kill a Mockingbird."

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I believe that the real
superheroes in our society

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are lawyers.

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Especially trial lawyers.

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Um...

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you know what?

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This is all crap.

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Let me tell you why I'm really here.

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I wasted a lot of my life
using drugs and alcohol.

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I was a complete and total mess.

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But... three years ago, I got sober,

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got my GED, finished two
years of community college

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with a 3.8 grade average...

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... all while I was working as
a waitress and legal secretary.

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At the same time, I was
raising my son and daughter,

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and caring for my
mentally-challenged mother.

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So, the answer to why I want
to be a lawyer is simple:

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I know first-hand what it's
like to fall through the cracks.

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And I also know

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what it's like to be
given a second chance.

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If you decide to help me out,

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your money won't be wasted,

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'cause I have lived enough
to appreciate how precious

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an opportunity like this is.

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Thank you.

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Also, I never read
To Kill a Mockingbird,

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I just saw the movie.

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- Where's Christy?
- Who knows.

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Elks Club, Lions Club, Moose Lodge.

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Every night she's out
begging a different animal

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for scholarship money.

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Good for her.

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She's in the solution, not the problem.

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You know,

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whenever you burp up
one of those clichés,

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I get a pain right behind my eye.

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I know.

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I got this.

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I'm sorry, what's happening?

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It's my treat.

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Yeah, I just don't understand.

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I came into a little extra money
selling Violet's wedding dress,

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and I want to buy my
friends, and Marjorie,

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coffee and dessert.

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She loves you, she just
doesn't know how to express it.

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Didn't Christy buy that dress?

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Yes.

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Then shouldn't she get all the money?

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She thinks she did, that's close enough.

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Anyway, I'm looking
for other stuff to sell,

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you guys got anything
you want to get rid of?

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I have a Bowflex, a
Thighmaster, and an Ab Rocker.

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Still in their boxes, I'm guessing.

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That is so mean.

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And yes.

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I'll take it all. Anybody else?

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Oh hell, I got a garage full of stuff.

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You'd be doing me a huge
favor by clearing it out.

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A huge favor?

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Then why don't you pay the bill?

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Well, Freaky Friday's over.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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How'd it go?

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Kind of a disaster.

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Where were you?

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Elks, Beavers, Woodchucks?

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The Shriners.

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When I told them I was
sober, they started to boo.

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Aw.

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Where's Violet?

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She's sleeping.

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At 9:00?

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Apparently the good parties
don't start till 11:00.

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Did she even bother
looking for a job today?

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Who knows.

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I don't have the energy
to fight with her anymore.

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Well, lucky for you, I'm
sitting on a lot of anger,

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and I need to squirt it at somebody.

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Wake up!

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What the hell? Give me back my blanket.

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It's my blanket, buck-o.

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Now here's how this is gonna go,

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no more parties, no
more laying around here

254
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smoking reefer.

255
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What's "reefer?"

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Shut up.

257
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You have got till the end
of the week to get a job.

258
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Why are you being so mean to me?

259
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My whole life is falling apart.

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Don't let her play you.

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Your life is falling apart

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'cause you're stupid!

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Yes!

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You need to move

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out of the problem,
and into the solution.

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Ow.

267
00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:01,873
What's that mean?

268
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,207
It means stop

269
00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:05,648
feeling sorry for yourself
and get on with your life.

270
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,235
- Mom.
- What?

271
00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:10,037
I love you so much right now.

272
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,990
Oh, okay, thanks, I love you, too.

273
00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:15,826
For your information, I
don't feel sorry for myself.

274
00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:17,244
Get back in there!

275
00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:22,867
Okay, that's it, you're getting a hug.

276
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,177
So, what do you think?

277
00:12:33,179 --> 00:12:34,632
Oh...

278
00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:36,906
my God!

279
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,331
I know, it's a mess.

280
00:12:39,513 --> 00:12:41,230
Can't even park my Range Rover in here

281
00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,621
'cause of these damn Jet Skis.

282
00:12:43,757 --> 00:12:45,856
Since when do you play drums?

283
00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:47,531
My ex-husband took lessons.

284
00:12:47,556 --> 00:12:49,344
- Really?
- Yeah.

285
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,875
He had no rhythm in bed,

286
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,492
I don't know why he thought
he could play the drums.

287
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,244
What is that? A hang glider?

288
00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:58,781
Yeah, he was into all
kinds of extreme sports.

289
00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:01,840
Hmm, explains why he
married an alcoholic.

290
00:13:02,124 --> 00:13:03,874
- So all this stuff is his?
- Yep.

291
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,008
And he doesn't want it?

292
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,260
Oh, he wants it.

293
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,406
So how soon can you
get it all out of here?

294
00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:15,539
I don't know, Marjorie,
I did everything you said.

295
00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:18,953
I applied for, like, ten
scholarships and got nowhere.

296
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:22,192
Yeah, I could apply for a student loan,

297
00:13:22,194 --> 00:13:23,398
but I'll never get out from under it.

298
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:26,950
Yes, I'm staying positive.

299
00:13:29,702 --> 00:13:31,235
Yes, I know it's all in God's hands.

300
00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:35,989
Behind you.

301
00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:38,148
I got to go, my mother has a canoe.

302
00:13:38,244 --> 00:13:39,743
It's a kayak.

303
00:13:39,745 --> 00:13:40,744
Open 1A.

304
00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,359
What's happening?

305
00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:44,000
Hang on, let me put this down.

306
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:48,140
Where did you get that thing?

307
00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,214
Jill's garage.

308
00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:50,655
She gave it to me to sell.

309
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,130
I got stuff from everyone.

310
00:13:52,155 --> 00:13:55,122
Does Mrs. Hathaway know you're
using her apartment for storage?

311
00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:58,312
Mrs. Hathaway is in the
hospital in critical condition.

312
00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:00,597
She does not need the
stress of hearing from me.

313
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:02,933
Then I guess you're in business.

314
00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:04,210
I even came up with a slogan,

315
00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:05,902
"Don't junk it, Plunkett."

316
00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:07,835
How about,

317
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,894
"Don't throw it away, Plunkay."

318
00:14:10,276 --> 00:14:11,500
What's "Plunkay?"

319
00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:14,161
Never mind. I got to get to work.

320
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,280
Is Violet here? I could use
some help with the Jet Skis.

321
00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:18,615
Believe it or not, she and
a bunch of her girlfriends

322
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,523
- went to Lake Tahoe for the weekend.
- What?

323
00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:22,429
I told her to find a job.

324
00:14:22,454 --> 00:14:24,171
And I told her to do the laundry,

325
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,242
and I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

326
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:27,958
Hey, ask around at the restaurant,

327
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,626
see if anybody wants to buy a guitar

328
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:31,461
autographed by Sammy Hagar.

329
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,850
Working on scholarships?

330
00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:38,135
No.

331
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,270
Trying to find out if the
government breaks your legs

332
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:42,406
when you can't pay
back your student loans.

333
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:45,392
Why do you assume you won't
be able to pay them back?

334
00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,593
After you graduate, you're
gonna be a rich attorney.

335
00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:50,397
I was never doing this
to become a rich attorney.

336
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,783
I want to help people who
are in trouble, you know?

337
00:14:52,785 --> 00:14:53,817
The downtrodden.

338
00:14:53,819 --> 00:14:55,786
Oh honey, when are you
gonna figure it out?

339
00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:58,125
We are the downtrodden.

340
00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,491
Make a lot of money so we
can be the "up-trodden."

341
00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:04,211
Hello?

342
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,617
Oh, crap. In here!

343
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,085
You want me to take this?

344
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,476
No, she's my fault.

345
00:15:10,614 --> 00:15:11,780
Oh.

346
00:15:11,837 --> 00:15:12,851
Hey.

347
00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:15,922
- Hey, how was your weekend?
- It was great.

348
00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:17,341
I won $38 at the casino.

349
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:20,177
Look at that, Christy, your
money problems are over.

350
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:23,085
Yeah, turns out I'm really
good at slot machines.

351
00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:25,961
Anyway, the best part is I got a job.

352
00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,492
Really? Where?

353
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:30,046
At Harrah's. I'm gonna
be a blackjack dealer.

354
00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:34,858
Wait a minute, you're
moving to Lake Tahoe?

355
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,577
Yeah, my friend Lindsay's dad is
a pit-boss and he hooked us up.

356
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:39,029
We're gonna share an apartment
and go to dealer school.

357
00:15:39,031 --> 00:15:39,946
It'll be a blast.

358
00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:41,748
But what about finishing college,

359
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,866
making something of your life?

360
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,826
money.

361
00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,139
When people win at blackjack,
they give you a tip.

362
00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:49,710
So I figure, all I got to do
is make sure that they win.

363
00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:53,554
Oh, God, she'll be stripping in a month.

364
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:55,796
May I step in?

365
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:56,963
Have at it.

366
00:15:57,453 --> 00:15:59,349
That sounds like a
terrific plan, Violet.

367
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:00,350
Good luck.

368
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:03,053
That's how you step in? Step out.

369
00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:05,222
What? She's an adult.

370
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:07,274
Maybe college isn't the
right thing for her now.

371
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:09,443
So you'd rather have her deal blackjack?

372
00:16:09,445 --> 00:16:10,727
No, it's a terrible idea,

373
00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:12,779
but let her find out for
herself that she's an idiot.

374
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:15,532
Thanks, Grandma.

375
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:17,567
Anyway, I'm gonna go lie
down for a little while.

376
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,236
I'm going out later to celebrate.

377
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,407
I can't believe this.

378
00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:24,875
Hey, look at the bright side,

379
00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:26,743
you now have one less
tuition to worry about.

380
00:16:27,023 --> 00:16:28,745
I don't care about the money anymore,

381
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,080
I just want her to be safe.

382
00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:32,966
Hey, I happen to remember
another cute, young blonde

383
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:35,302
who left home early to
find her way in the world,

384
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:36,578
and she turned out just fine.

385
00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:39,806
I wound up addicted to drugs,
alcohol, with a police record

386
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:40,859
and two children.

387
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,703
Maybe I wasn't talking about you.

388
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:50,067
Oh, my God.

389
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,851
I got the scholarship
from the trial lawyers.

390
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,826
Oh, honey, that's great!

391
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,823
It's like Marjorie says,

392
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:59,343
"When God closes a
door, he opens a window."

393
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:01,367
Ow.

394
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:13,599
♪ Happy birthday, dear Christy ♪

395
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:16,976
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

396
00:17:17,055 --> 00:17:19,742
♪ Keep coming back. ♪

397
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:29,007
Three years sober, I'm so proud of you.

398
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,000
Thanks, Marjorie.

399
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,752
I don't know what's more impressive,

400
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,204
three years without a drink
or a whole week without crying.

401
00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,664
I just want to thank you guys.

402
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,210
I couldn't have made it through
this year without you.

403
00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:44,547
I'd like to say that
you're all my family,

404
00:17:44,549 --> 00:17:46,849
but that word has
such ugly connotations.

405
00:17:50,062 --> 00:17:52,075
How's it going with the college tuition?

406
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,723
Almost there.

407
00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:56,303
If I get the tax refund I'm hoping for,

408
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,201
grab some extra shifts
at the restaurant,

409
00:17:58,226 --> 00:18:00,420
and perform my own root
canal, I might just make it.

410
00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,022
Or...

411
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,490
you could have a mother
who wants to make amends

412
00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:07,896
for not being there the first time

413
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,546
you tried to get an education.

414
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:11,904
What's this?

415
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,710
I sold Jill's Jet Skis for...

416
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,512
how much did I tell you?

417
00:18:15,514 --> 00:18:17,671
$5,000

418
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,359
Right, five grand.

419
00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:21,051
Anyway, that's my cut and...

420
00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,338
and now it's yours.

421
00:18:22,363 --> 00:18:23,328
Good luck at school.

422
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:26,007
Oh, Mom, thank you.

423
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,410
Don't count it in front of Jill.

424
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:39,570
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