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[knocking on door]TAMMY: Hey!

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Come on in.

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Bonnie's still getting dressed.

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Whoa.

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I feel like I just walked
into an after-school special.

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My very tall wife likes to keep
the cereal up in the clouds.

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Well, let me help
you with that.

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Thanks.

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Which one were
you reaching for?

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You mean there's morethan just one?

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I've never seen
exactly what's up there.

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You got Cheerios,
Honey Nut Cheerios,

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some sort of Raisin Bran...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Honey Nut Cheerios?

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She tried to convince me
they stopped making those.

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You know, this kitchenreally isn't set up for you.

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Yeah, after I burned my chin
making eggs, I just gave up.

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Hey, I'm thinkingwe could trick this place out

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like we did at the bar.

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You know, lower the cabinets,get the appliances

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at the right height.

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I don't know, you'd have
to ask the building manager.

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The building manager
hasn't had coffee yet, so no.

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Did you give himthe good Cheerios?

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You mean the ones
you've been hiding from me?

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Well, I wouldn't have
to hide them

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if you didn't eat 'em all
in one sitting.

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You do know my entire life
is one sitting?

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I was just telling Adam

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this kitchen could be
a lot more accessible for him.

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I tried. The owner
won't pay for renovations.

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Well, I'm your friend.
I'll do it for cost.That'd be great.

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Would that mean my kitchen
would be torn up for weeks

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so I couldn't cook?

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Probably.That's fine.

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Come on, we're gonna be latefor the meeting.

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Hey! Whoa, where are you going
with those?

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Somewhere you can't get 'em.

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I mean, the worst thing
that happened to me

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was that success came so young.

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You know, one minute
we're just a bunch of lads

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playing music
in Liam's mum's basement,

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and the next, we're on
a tour bus with money and drugs

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and women
falling over themselves

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to take a turn with me.

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See, what they don't tell you is

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that the most addictive drug
of all is fame.

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Do you know who he is?

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Not a clue, but I thinkhe thinks we know who he is.

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I mean, when I should've been
enjoying my seat

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at life's great feast,
I found myself

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in a hotel room alone,
hiding in a closet

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with a bag of drugs,
afraid to come out

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'cause I was pretty sure
there was a monster out there,

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or worse, someone who'd want
to share my drugs.

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I mean,
I should've been dead, right?

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But God had another plan for me.

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Well, God and my managers,
who staged an intervention.

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Next up on the set list was my
first meeting, and guess what.

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The universe raised its lighter

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and brought old Roddy
back for an encore.

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No way. It's Rod.

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Who's Rod?From the band Sachet.

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Sachet?

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He was in love with me for
a serious chunk of 1987.

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There was a time when
every woman in America

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wanted a taste of that.

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Well, I was here then.I don't think so.

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♪

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[music playing over phone]

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Is he wearing
a strap-on piano?

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It's called a keytar.

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It was a real breakthroughin music,

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'cause it allowedthe keyboard player to dance.

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It's weird that Sachetdoesn't have a Wikipedia page.

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Ihave a Wikipedia page.

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Hang on, this is the best part.

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See, most mencan't prance like that

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and still be considered sexy.

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I like those shoulder pads.

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I tried 'em onceand took out a wall sconce.

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Looks like the whole band had
the Jennifer Aniston haircut

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way before it was trendy.

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[music stops]

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Gosh, you rememberwhere you were

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when you first heard that song?

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Yeah, right here, right now.

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BONNIE:
Look at him.

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I never would haveimagined he'd get sober.

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Last time I saw him,we were Lady and the Tramp-ing

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a big, fat line of blow.

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Did you talk to himafter the meeting?

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No, I wasn't gonna wait in lineto shake his hand.

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His hand and I have history.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, I shook his hand.

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I swear to God, that man
sleeps in gloves with lotion.

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I should start
doing that again.

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How long were the
two of you together?

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[exhales] Let's see.I guess it would have been...

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[tongue clicks]

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...three, maybe four nights?

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That was your serious chunkof 1987?

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I've been in love
for four nights.

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You should go say hey.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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All right. I'm gonna do it.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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I don't mean to interrupt.

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I just wanted to say... hello.

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Hello.
[chuckles]

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Rod. Rod, Rod, Rod.

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Can you
believe this?

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Can you believe
we're still alive?

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I cannot.[laughs]

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Ah, so many memories.

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Indeed.

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And then to see you
in the meeting...

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Oh, you were in the meeting.
Oh, good for you.

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Good for both of us.

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Yeah.

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All right. Enjoy that BLT.

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[laughs]

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We have plenty of time
to catch up.

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[quietly]:
Right.

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His mind: blown.

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[music playing over computer]

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♪ Out of nowhere,
you were there ♪

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♪ Satin jacket,
perfect hair... ♪

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Who the hell is that guy?

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As if you don't know.

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I-I really don't.

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You're such a philistine.
That's Rod Connaughton.

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From Sachet.

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Not a clue.

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But I'm curious,
what has led you

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to this particularly unpleasant
corner of the Internet?

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Okay, how do I say this?

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Part of my past
came back into my life today.

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But I don't want you to worry.

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So you banged him.

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I was trying
to ease you into it,

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but yes. A long time ago.

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[chuckles]:
Okay.

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So, in the spiritof crystal clarity,

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I slept with a rock star.

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Uh, David Bowie's a rock star.

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This guy sprays cologne
on your face at JCPenney.

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Aw, is somebody jealous?

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[chuckles]:
No.

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We both
came into this relationship

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knowing we had a past.

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Uh, mine happens to bea little more vivid, but yes.[grunts]

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[sighs] Bonnie, I was a
stuntman for 28 years.

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There comes a point
on every movie set

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where the lead actress is
upset with the director,

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isn't talking to
her leading man,

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is divorcing her
third husband,

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and has been on a
liquid diet for a month.

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And guess who's over there,

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limbering up against a Camaro,
ready to light her cigarette?

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[scoffs]Let's go to bed.

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Funny, that's exactly
what Tanya Roberts said.

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[scoffs] In what universeis Tanya Roberts a movie star?

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[laughs]: The same one
where that yahoo's a rock star.

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Also, the girl from WKRP
who wasn't Loni Anderson.

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Good night.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Classic 36 inches.

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Okay, oven, what do you got?

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Let's see.

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Damn it!

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Hey, Tammy.

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Hey, buddy. Listen,

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when you get up in the morning
and you want to think about,

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I don't know,
hockey or something,

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which side of the table
do you sit on?

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That one. What exactly
is happening here?

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Mm. I'm more than justa licensed handyman, Adam.

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I'm a licensed
handyman with empathy.

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See, if I'm gonna design
a kitchen,

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I got to see it
from your perspective.

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Oh! While Bonnie's not here,

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can you raid the cereal cabinet
for me?

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Oh, sure thing.

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Dang, you eat cereal
like I used to pop pills.

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Oh. Oh! I can't reach it.

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Tammy, you could still stand.

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Oh, yeah. Good call.

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All right. Let's
see, what do we got?

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Ooh, Golden Grahams?Yeah.

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[chuckles]:
All right.

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Oh, dude,
that's not the kitchen's fault.

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Hi.

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Oh, hi.

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Look what still fits
after 30 years.

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[chuckles]:Oh, right. Right.[chuckles]

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Where do you want meto sign, love?

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Oh, I don't want
your autograph, Rod.

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Oh, a selfie, then?

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A-Are you kidding?

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It's me, Bonnie Plunkett.

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Okay.

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I understand, it's
been a long time.

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Let me refresh your memory.

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Fargo Ballroom, 1987.

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Radisson Hotel.

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Ice machine at the
Radisson Hotel.

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[laughs]:
Oh! Oh![chuckles]: Hey! Yes.

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Hello.

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Oh, I must apologize.
The '80s are gone.

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Just washed away on a sea
of quaaludes and cognac.

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But you got to remember me.
We had something real.

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You even said I was
more than a groupie.

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Well, that's what you say
to groupies, you know.

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That's how you get a groupie.

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I bet I even played the piano
for you.

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You did. Because you were
writing a song just for...

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Oh, my God.

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[laughs]
Classic Rod.

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I might not rememberthe '80s,

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but I'm still apologizing
for 'em.

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Anyway, I can still sign
your T-shirt.

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Oh, for God's sake, Rod,
put away your Sharpie!

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Ooh, you're getting a bit loud.
That's hitting my tinnitus.

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Oh, sure. You show
up at my meeting,

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and you act like this
great, big superstar,

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but the minute it gets real,
you get back on that tour bus

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and sneak out of town.
Well, you know what?

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You don't forget me.

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Iforget you.

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Right, fine.Have it your way.

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Yeah, go ahead, walk away!

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I hope I don't see you again!

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ROD:
Don't worry, you won't.

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Yeah, that's a lot of attitude

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for someone who doesn't even
have a Wikipedia page!

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Well, he doesn't!

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I spent all day in Adam's
kitchen living as Adam,

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and I got to tell you guys,
it really opened my eyes.

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Does that mean I can havemy office chair back?

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Seriously, Marjorie?
The man can't walk.

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I have to do my taxes.

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You guys, you're
never gonna believe this.

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I just talked to Rod, and...

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He doesn't remember you.He didn't remember me.

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But, oh-ho-ho,
he will remember me now.

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Whoo-hoo. I let him have it
Bonnie Plunkett-style.

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I love it when you yell
at people who aren't me.

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Ugh, so awkward.

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Now you're gonna haveto see him at every meeting.

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Oh, no, he will not be
coming to our meeting again.

254
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,423
Scorched earth.

255
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,684
[sighs loudly]

256
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,599
What?

257
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,774
Never mind.

258
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:46,775
Really? You sigh,
say "never mind"?

259
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,256
This is what killed
your last three cats.

260
00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:53,086
You may have just driven analcoholic away from a meeting.

261
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,261
I hope I did.

262
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,480
[sighs loudly]

263
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,480
Wendy, get ready.

264
00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:58,482
I'm about to yell
at Marjorie.

265
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:01,485
Our rooms need to bea safe space for everybody.

266
00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:04,576
[singsongy]:Ooh, Bonnie owes Rod an amends.

267
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,926
No, I don't.

268
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,188
No, I don't.

269
00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:09,407
Sure this is
the right place?

270
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,061
A few clickson the ol' dark web,

271
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,105
and I found his address.

272
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,323
[rings doorbell]

273
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,847
I also got
your Amazon Prime login,

274
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,719
so expect some running shoes
in my size

275
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,154
to come tomorrow by 9:00 p.m.

276
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,591
[door opens]

277
00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:20,679
Yes?

278
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:21,898
Oh, hello.

279
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,899
Uh, is this
the Rod Connaughton residence?

280
00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,989
Indeed.
He's in his hobby room.

281
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,383
Come on in.
I'll go and get him.

282
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:32,125
Rodney? You havesome lady friends here.

283
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,868
Oh...

284
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,477
my God.

285
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,174
Can you believe this?

286
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:41,701
I know. He doesn't remember you,but he's banging Mary Poppins.

287
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,918
[laughs]

288
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,485
♪

289
00:11:44,528 --> 00:11:45,879
[football game playing on TV]

290
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,576
[knocking]It's open!

291
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,751
Hey.

292
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,057
Hey.

293
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,841
I checked out your plans
for the kitchen.

294
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:53,974
They look amazing.

295
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,322
Yeah, about that.

296
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:58,065
[mutes TV]What's wrong?

297
00:11:58,107 --> 00:12:00,067
The stupid city
won't let me do anything.

298
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,024
I have to get permitsfor the plumbing and electrical.

299
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,897
In order to do that,
I have to get permission

300
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,202
from the owner of the building,
and they don't want to do

301
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,292
anything to permanently change
the apartment.

302
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,033
Oh, well, that's okay.

303
00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,164
[sighs]

304
00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:13,644
At least we discoveredthe secret cereal.

305
00:12:13,688 --> 00:12:16,169
It's not okay! It's not fair!

306
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,953
I mean, you
struggle so much,

307
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,739
you shouldn't have
to dislocate your shoulder

308
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,610
to make a frickin' peanut butterand jelly sandwich!

309
00:12:22,653 --> 00:12:24,700
Can I get you a soda?

310
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,702
I don't know, can you?
What shelf is it on?!

311
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,270
♪

312
00:12:30,313 --> 00:12:31,924
Check it out.

313
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,274
Portrait of the young rocker
with a muffin top.

314
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,407
I dreaded this amends.

315
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,669
Now I'm starting
to enjoy it.
I know.

316
00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,672
Please put that down.

317
00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,197
What are you doing here?

318
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,155
Isn't the real question,
what are youdoing here?

319
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,984
He lives here.Mum.

320
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,378
Oh!

321
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,726
Where are my manners?

322
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,250
Do you all want tea?

323
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:56,514
I also have Tang.Rodney's quite partial to it.

324
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:57,688
[laughs]

325
00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:59,691
Um, how about
I come help you make it.

326
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,692
I haven't had Tang
since high school.

327
00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,913
I used to mix it with vodka
and take it to gym class.

328
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,653
Ooh, that sounds lovely.

329
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,570
It was,
until we started archery.

330
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,313
It wasn't enough for you to
embarrass me after the meeting?

331
00:13:13,356 --> 00:13:14,923
Now you have to track me down?

332
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,013
Just cut to the chase--
do we have a daughter

333
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,580
who needs money for college?

334
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:22,496
Well, actually, I'm here to makean amends for my behavior.

335
00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,976
Really?

336
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,849
Maybe if I sit.

337
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,418
[clears throat]

338
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,119
[clears throat softly]

339
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,947
[sighs]

340
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,907
Upon reflection...

341
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,518
it was wrong of me
to say anything

342
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,738
that could get in the way
of you coming to a meeting.

343
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,131
You have every
right to be there

344
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,568
and not worry that you're
going to be attacked in public

345
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,615
by someone who you once
pretended to write a song for.

346
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,836
Okay.

347
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,099
Well, I, uh...

348
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,361
I very much appreciate
you saying that.

349
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,711
It's not often a moment
like this gets sorted out

350
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:06,322
and no DNA tests are involved.
[chuckles]

351
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,196
Lucky me.
[chuckles]

352
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,546
Well, now that
we got that cleared up...

353
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,591
hope I see you in the meeting.

354
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,115
Okay.

355
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,379
[clears throat softly]

356
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,556
Any chance I could get that Tangin a to-go cup?

357
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,166
Yeah, of course.

358
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,994
Oh, could you do me
a huge favor,

359
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,344
and don't mention any of this
to anyone?

360
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,779
Oh. So the next time you share

361
00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:30,173
about jet-setting
around the world,

362
00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:32,480
I shouldn't bring up
that you live with your "mum"?

363
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,264
Spot-on.

364
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,919
And when you talkabout hanging out in the grotto,

365
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,922
I shouldn't tell people
you're really hiding out

366
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,402
in your hobby room?

367
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,057
What you got going on in there--puppets, marionettes?

368
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,058
You're gonna make this
difficult, aren't you?

369
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,842
Look, all I'm saying is,
you're painting

370
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:51,280
a totallydifferent picture
of your life in your shares.

371
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,457
You've been sober a long time--
where's the rigorous honesty?

372
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:56,286
I know, I know.

373
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,331
It's just that
when I grab that podium,

374
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,942
I get in front of an audience,
something takes over.

375
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,813
Yeah. Lying.

376
00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,903
Well, I was gonna say
"a magical connection

377
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,514
between me and the crowd,"
but okay.

378
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:09,821
♪

379
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,126
Tammy, trust me,

380
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,346
these kind of thingsused to piss me off,

381
00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:14,956
but after so many years,

382
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,871
I just learnedto roll with it.

383
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,570
I'm allowedto make those jokes.

384
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:23,530
Look, I really appreciatehow much you care.

385
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,315
That's 'cause I know
what it's like.

386
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,317
You do?

387
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,318
I never fit
in the "normal box," either.

388
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,191
It's like I went to bed
one night

389
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,368
this average-size nine-year-old,and I woke up this height.

390
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,500
I was taller than
all the boys.

391
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:39,503
I could never find jeans
long enough.

392
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,809
I had to cram my legs
under the desk.

393
00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:44,246
A new kid came
and thought I was the teacher.

394
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,770
Oh, and then I sucked
at basketball.

395
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:50,253
If that isn't God taking a dump
on me, I don't know what is.

396
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,081
Did you have a coachwork with you?

397
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,126
Because if you've got size,you can just post up at...

398
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,738
No, never mind.Go ahead.

399
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,131
I remember once
I had this birthday party

400
00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:01,350
at this place called
Cinderella's Castle,

401
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,484
and the birthday girl
got to climb

402
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,355
through Cinderella's
tunnel maze,

403
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,966
and at the end she'd get a crownfrom Prince Charming.

404
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,100
Well, halfway through,
I got stuck.

405
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,842
'Cause the damn maze was built
for a normal-size little girl.

406
00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:16,496
[sighs]

407
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,280
They had to call
the fire department.

408
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,066
And little Donna Schroder
got the crown

409
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,631
that was supposed to be mine.

410
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:25,027
Don't know Donna Schroder,but now I hate her.

411
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:28,378
So when I look at this kitchen,

412
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,640
all I see is
stupid Cinderella's maze.

413
00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:32,687
And you're not getting
your crown!

414
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,168
It means a lotthat you have my back.

415
00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:37,431
Thanks.

416
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,129
I looked Donna up on Facebook.

417
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,739
She's a total train wreck.

418
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,046
Tattooed eyebrows.
Cuts hair at the airport.

419
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,525
Cute dog, though.

420
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:48,572
♪

421
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:51,183
Rodney was alwaystrying on my high heels.

422
00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:54,490
And he still stealsmy eyeliner.

423
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,190
I think it's wonderful
you support him so much.

424
00:16:57,232 --> 00:16:59,235
Well, it was his dream.

425
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,802
If you can't supportyour children's dreams,

426
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,804
what's the point?

427
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:07,721
Wow. He had you for a mom,
and he still hit rock bottom.

428
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:11,421
He got the bad stufffrom his father.

429
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,250
Wandering penis and all.

430
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:18,079
Sharing at a meeting
is not a performance.

431
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,907
You're there to help
other people stay sober

432
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,561
with your actual story.

433
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,259
What, that all my money
went up my nose,

434
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,521
and I just threw my back out
cleaning my mum's gutters?

435
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,784
How does that help people?

436
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,786
It lets them know
they're not alone.

437
00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:31,615
And if you want to perform,
get your ass back onstage.

438
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,096
Well, the band does want
to do a reunion tour.

439
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,315
Oh, my God.

440
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:38,273
The original Sachet
with Declan and Sudsy?

441
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,666
You-you have to.

442
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,971
I can't.

443
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,932
I've never played sober,
and it terrifies me.

444
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:46,413
No, I get it, I get it.
Look, I never had sex sober,

445
00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,109
but now that I have...

446
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,676
it's fine.

447
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,201
But without the drugs,
I-I don't have the stamina.

448
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:54,463
I mean, the only reason
for the keytar

449
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,814
was so people
could watch me prance.Yeah...

450
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:59,512
I hate to break it to you,
but your fans are my age.

451
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,818
No one's gonna be rushing
the stage during the encore.

452
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,472
[chuckles]
Encore?

453
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,259
Our drummer gets winded
after three songs. No, no, no.

454
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,521
Forget it, I can't do it.
I cannot stand on that stage

455
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,480
and look at that state fair
audience and live a lie.

456
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,134
Uh... okay, calm down.

457
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,962
Do-do you have anyone
to talk to about this?

458
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,616
Well, I used to talk
to Rod Stewart,

459
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,009
but he's gone a bit squishy

460
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,359
since he did
that Christmas album.

461
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,188
What about your sponsor?

462
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,364
I-I don't have one.

463
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:27,192
Ah. There's your problem.

464
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,152
Putting the drink down is huge,

465
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:32,414
but it's just one part
of being sober.

466
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,503
The rest is about
the thinking.

467
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,680
The things that go on
between our ears.

468
00:18:36,723 --> 00:18:38,682
And if you're not dealing
with that,

469
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,857
you're basically
white-knuckling your sobriety.

470
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,990
And I get it, because
I've been there.

471
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,513
And today's a perfect example.

472
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,125
If I didn't have a sponsor,
I wouldn't have come here.

473
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,563
Well, for what it's worth,
I'm glad you did.

474
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:50,954
So am I.

475
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:54,045
I think that leads
to the next obvious question.

476
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:55,568
Mm, Rod.
[chuckles]

477
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:59,137
I'm happily married--
I can't go on tour with you.

478
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,617
Oh, no, no.
I want you to be my sponsor.

479
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,532
Oh. Oh.

480
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,884
Well, I have a lot of people
under my wing right now.

481
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:11,061
But none of them
ever opened for Wham!

482
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,631
Thank you. Thank you.

483
00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:17,981
And I... I really am very sorry
that I didn't remember you.

484
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,070
Which brings me to something
that's been haunting me

485
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,073
ever since you mentioned
the drummer.

486
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,815
Liam?Liam.

487
00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:27,077
I'm starting to think
it was Liam.

488
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,644
♪

489
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,955
All right, come on in, buddy.

490
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,174
Ah.

491
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,352
[laughs]:
I'm so sorry, but...

492
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:41,309
I'm not really seeing
what's different.

493
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,311
Well, there was one thing
I figured I could do

494
00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:44,443
without a permit.

495
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,924
Voilà!

496
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,405
[laughs]:
Oh, that's fantastic!

497
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,233
I love it! That's great!

498
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,626
Now you can reacheverything.

499
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,411
The condiments,the spices...

500
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,326
We have Nutella?

501
00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:58,413
Tammy...

502
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,588
you're the best.

503
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,676
Agreed.

504
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,243
All right,
now I got to take off.

505
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,419
Okay.
Oh, there's one more thing.

506
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:04,942
Can you look at it for me?
Real quick.

507
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,509
Sure.
Something's
going on

508
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,598
with that drawer to
the left of the sink.

509
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,339
It seems fine.

510
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,950
Hey, what is this?

511
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,912
That is
a Cinderella princess crown.

512
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,696
I bought it for you.
I didn't have one.

513
00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,094
You have my back; I have yours.

514
00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:28,096
Suck on that, Donna Schroder.

515
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[both laugh]

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